Femanon here. I just wanted to say that what you little fagots call the friendzone doesn't really exist.
I reject guys daily. Literally everyday. I can't recall the last time I went an entire day without some horny boy approaching me, trying to get some and I was forced to shoo him away.
99% of the guys I reject can handle it. They just laugh it off and move on. However, there is always that 1% of guys who can't handle it, the "nice guys" who are really just vultures circling your relationship, waiting for it to die, who can't handle it.
It isn't "the friendzone". What you call the friendzone is nothing more than a guy with an overinflatted ego getting his ego put in check and rather than accept rejection like a normal man, he becomes obsessed with reversing the rejection solely for the purpose of salvaging his own ego. To prevent his ego from being deflated. That's all it is.
>professional soccer player takes a shot at the opposing team's goal
>he misses
>he stands next to the opposing teams goalie for the rest of the game
We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
omfglol
Tits or gtfo, also , op speaks truth
>>689529038
she did show her tits. idiot.
>>689529112
I don't see no timestamp
>>689528904
Listen here you fucking faggot. I am tired of seeing the "femanon here" posts so let me educate your feeble mind a little. There is no such thing as a femanon. You are either anonymous, or you are unwelcome. The moment you attach a prefix such as "fem" you are no longer anonymous and should find your way to the exit, post haste. And if you still want the privilege of attention, then post your fucking tits with time stamp and hope you are well received.
The friendzone is unrequited love being exploited for attention.
It's what happens when a hot girl intentionally flirts with a boy she knows has a low self esteem in the hope that he'll starts following her around like a puppy dog, gassing her head up and making her look desired in the eyes of her girlfriends, which increases her social value.
Bitch.
>>689529287
It's literally right at the top of the post, to the right of the world "Anonymous" (in green text)
>>689529459
Thread
>>689529604
>>689529604
>being this retarded
GTFO newfag
>>689529704
>>689529715
>>689528904
you are right your not a machine you are a cheap ass skank who somehow thinks people on a useless forum really give two shits what some loser skank has to say ......seems every girl with a set of tits all of a sudden thinks her opinion matters ...your still a whore who belongs in the fuckin kitchen so get real
>>689529960
you wasted quite a couple of breaths on hating this guy and his googled pic
>ib4 I did too
>yes, I'm leaving right now
>>689529960
Skank? hahah. I've only had 4 boyfriends since I lost my virginity my junior year of high school and only 2 one night stands. I'm 24 now.
I'm only 24 years old and I've only had 6 sexual partners. I'm practically a nun when compared to my friends.
No one actually blames friendzone fuck off you retarded fuck we arent fucking 9gag. We know women dont like us because we are fucking losers who lack all social skills and or looks
>>689530155
well it is true that i hate everybody but the truth is you assumed i truly care but in all honesty i made the post because im bored stiff and someone had to tell this bitch ....
>>689528904
It hurts because it's true.
>>689530296
Yes I am quite sure that is true just like my aunt has balls and is made of gold you fucktard .....you probably suck more cock then a gay tranny
>>689530296
>I reject guys daily. Literally everyday. I can't recall the last time I went an entire day without some horny boy approaching me, trying to get some and I was forced to shoo him away.
You are a skank, and most likely a liar.
>>689529604
haahaahahahaaha
>>689528904
you fucking piece of gay robot goat shitmass
its fucking FOOTBALL
>>689529038
>>689529112
>>689529604
I'm sick of you faggots
>>689529459
this.
>>689528904
>femanon here
You are anon you fucking slut post ur tits or kill urself
>>689528904
>kindness coins
i agree the friendzone doesn't exist, and i'm more than an appliance to lift heavy shit or do physical labor, but since women have a bad habit of not doing shit themselves both exist in practice
which is why i charge bitches cold hard cash for my labor, they get the hint i don't work for free and usually stop trying to use me as an emotional tampon
for guys, we trade favors, i work for free with the presumption that i will get a favor in return, if i don't get said favor when called upon, i do not give any future favors to said individual
now if you're going to keep opening your mouth you might as well be useful and start sucking someone's dick so you are more than a brain without actual thought
>>689530890
They only call it that in 3rd world countries. Here in America, it's called soccer. And that's all that matters.
>>689530898
This is what we get for letting stormfags and underage retards in here. Can't even reverse image search.
And OP is right.
>>689528904
Fuck u turbo nigger
>>689528904
Tits or GTFO!
P.s. some women use men all over the show. "Friendzone" is for useful idiots! They should just move on though!
>>689529459
This.
>>689530898
no one cares. only newfags try to fix this place, newfag.
>>689528904
How does it feel to be a boy pretending to be a girl on the internet, or a girl too disgusting to post her actual tits with a timestamp?
Yeah she's kinda right but a horrible person what's right is there are no coins if a girl likes you you can kiss her on the first meet the one after you get her number if she don't want to drop her and get another then you are not worthy or not sexy or what the hell ever not for her move on and don't compress time into coins that you throw at girls they are not worth it
you dumbasses are gettin trolled, stop replying to this as if it were true
>>689529604
You are a special kind of stupid.
>>689531401
actually, it's obvious bait and you're the idiot.
>>689531369
Holy fuck, learn how to use punctuation. Your mile long stream of words makes you sound like a retard.
>>689528904
>make thread to inflate own ego
>/b/ asked nothing of you fem
>tits n' timestamp
>>689528904
>>689531016
HAHAHAHHAHA that image is too good
>>689531569
wuts rong wit sound liek retarded? lol u mad?
:D
>>689531183
you niggers were made by a 3rd world country you edgy teen nation
>>689531183
Ron fucking White.
>inb4 Ron White raped an animal while drunk controversy
It's coming, I can feel it on the wind.
>>689528904
b7+1
saged
>>689531758
Ron White fucked an animal while drunk? I need to party with this dude.
>>689528904
Fat dude with fantasies of rejecting men better than himself detected.
>>689528904
tits or gtfo bitch
>>689528904
Trap reporting in! "Friend zoning" only occurs when some socially stunted manling can't accept that someone isn't in to them. It's pathetic as fuck, and caused me to lose a lot of friends.
Today OP was not a faggot.
>>689528904
>>689531758
>Ron White: At the Vet's
The veterinarian had the audacity to say to me, 'Mr. White, if you'll just come on back here, we'll show you how to do this, and next time, you don't have to bring in the dog. You can just bring in the semen.' 'That's OK. You go ahead and jack off the dog. He follows me around too much as it is.'
>>689529112
i see no time stamp you autistic faggot.
>>689531855
He did now, if you tell people
>>689529604
The summer is strong with this one
>>689531183
parts of America not a 3rd world country, kek
Ethiopia donates clothes and food to Detroit you fucking idiot
>>689530296
bet life ur ugly as fuck then.
>thinking ur better than average slut.
wrong youre worse cuz u dont put out.
its proven that girls are mentally retarded, and inferior to men in every way.
>>689528904
The problem with "friendzone" is that originally it referred to a real thing, i.e. a woman, who fully knowing that a man had feeling for her (but she did not reciprocate) decided to lead him on because she enjoyed the attention/gifts/company/etc. doling tiny morsels of affection to keep his hopes up. This is something that actually happens and a completely terrible thing to do to a human being. Sadly, in our overreacting militant-feminist days women can ONLY be victims. Saints pure and holy, incapable of a bad thought or action, yet suffering from the inherent evil of the race of pig-men also known as male humans.
That said, stupid men as the one the OP mentions also contributed to devalue and twist the meaning of the word "friendzoned" by using it whenever they were rejected.
>>689530296
its also considered quite slaggy where i come from
>2 one night stands
>I'm practically a nun
decent girls don't have one night stands you double standards bitch
>>689529419
god youre fucking stupid. she put "femanon" because she is talking about a subject from a woman's point of view so it makes sense to identify yourself as a female you fucking retard
either way there is no timestamp pic with tits so 100% chance its a dude anyway
>>689528904
Here's a cat
>>689529419
I love you !!!
>>689529459
This fag here get it
>>689528904
poster female; didn't read
>>689529604
Hahahaha, 3x retarded
>>689532115
and the real OP finally reveals himself
>>689529459
you just don't know what flirting is
you think any time a girl talks to you at all, that it is flirting
You are assuming girls do reject the guy directly (telling him something that makes clear she's not interested). If that was true, you'd be right. That's noy true, girls usually don't have the guts to reject a guy so they keep talking and being nice to him without telling him they are not interested. That's the real friendzone. If the girl rejects him directly and he continues, he's dumb
>>689529604
wew the replies to this are probably counter bait to trigger this retard, if your post is bait it's even worse cause of how stupid and cringey it is :^)
>>689535528
this is true in some cases, but in others she doesn't even know the guy is trying, because he is so bad at it. If he were to just try and get some, she wouldn't have a choice but to directly reject (or accept) his advances.
The guy is almost always in the wrong here.
Actually, I'll say always.
If a woman is getting one over on you, then you are a pathetic piece of shit and deserve the humiliation you get.
>>689535726
cringed hard to this reply
>>689528904
>femanon here
Ok
>>689532115
Fuck you OP
Forgetting of course about women that use men for emotional and financial validation without reciprocating.
This is a poor effort to establish men as nothing more than horny animals, forgetting the most important point that we fucking created civilization.
But now that you've established you think your gender has worth on the internet, time to show the only actual worth it has.
Tits and time stamp, or get the fuck out.
>>689535726
Screw you asshle
>>689530355
The truth
>>689528904
who is this blonde goddess?
>>689528904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
Sums it up nicely, doesn't it
>>689528904
someone will end up alone with a lot of cats...
>>689533791
I know a nun who used to be a prostitute
>>689536637
Bro I really hate edgy bitches like this but you're still an fucking utter faggot
>>689535511
It isn't?
OP is 100% true.
Guys in the friendzone are rejected beta pussies who don't have the balls to rape their way into some sweet cunt.
If you want to get out of the zone, rape her.
Pic related. Alpha duckling taking what the fuck it wants. It don't give no shit if the pizza wants to be eaten, it's eating the fucking pizza anyway.
>>689533742
Um... no. The friendzone used to refer to the period in which a guy waits too long to ask a girl out and she sees him as only a friend. Girls aren't conspiring against you, you just suck.
>>689535528
"that's so sweet. I don't think it's a good idea though. I love you way to much to risk losing your friendship"
>>689537080
it isn't
>>689528904
ITT: MRAs who are pissed off about not being able to simply rape women any more
>>689537116
if using the modern definition of rape, this is absolutely correct
and that is the coolest duck I've ever seen
>>689535726
>>689536151
>>689536211
all me btw
>>689536637
you?
>>689537439
you can though, as long as she isn't a feminist, she will like it
real women love being taken, they don't want to give themselves
>>689537116
Women aren't pizzas
>>689537463
what?
don't steal my post faggot
>>689537550
I'll keep an eye out for you on the news
>>689528904
You call this book? Fuck outta here.
>>689537341
Tits or get the fuck out.
>>689528904
tits or get the fuck out
>>689537080
it is. ignore that cunt.
>>689528904
sauce?
>>689537604
The fuck you say?
Pizzas and bitches are round in all the right places.
Pizzas and bitches taste so fucking sweet.
Pizzas and bitches are best flat on their backs.
The fact that you see bitches as more than pizza is the reason society is in such a fucking mess.
>>689528904
>OP pretends to be a woman on the internet
>Uses obvious stock photo that he named "Rate me" from the last thread he pretended to be a woman on
>No one calls it out
I am disappoint /b/. You're all too busy shouting at the screen and shoving remotes up your bunghole to miss a glorious opportunity to make a stranger feel bad about themselves
Men created the friend zone to try and butter up the word rejection.
A man being a man is enough to get a girls attention, it up to him to keep that attention I they want sex. If they don't, goodbye. Move on she doesn't want you.
>>689538156
Fuck OP. He makes a valid fucking point, even if he is a neckbeard naked from the waist down in his mothers attic.
There's no such thing as the friendzone. It's the "too pussy to rape that shit up" zone.
tits or GTFO
>>689528904
lol, females with their "ideas" and bloody vaginas.
show some timestamped tittys or go back to bleeding all over yourself
>pic very related
>>689538103
Op here. The sauce is me. That's me in the pic.
>2016
>Replying to any post that says “femanon here”
>Mfw
nothing but faggots here. time to sage
>>689538144
Pizzas are capable of feeding a family of four
>>689537970
I'm a dude, dude
Am I the only one who is sick and tired of this lame TITS or GTFO Meme?
>>689537688
won't happen, I'm married so I only rape my wife
and she likes it
>>689538503
its not a meme summerfag
>lurk moar
>>689538503
inb4 drake shoots up his next concert
looks like a fuckin mooselimb with that faggot neackbeard
>>689538301
HEY!! I'm naked from the waste up in my father's basement, asshole
>>689538491
That's even worse. You're acting like a woman. And since you're acting like a woman AND you're talking to me, that must mean you're flirting with me. You're a dude acting like a woman flirting with other guys you fagot. kys.
Another femanon here.
Friendzone actually excists. Even for women. I have rejected guys and gotten rejected, too. But at times, the friend zone becomes a real thing.
>>689538383
This is a lie
>>689528904
I only try my luck with one of the girl for over a decade now because she's perfect, we would be perfect match. Feels great whenever we talk and everything and other girls are just worthless compared to her and my primal instincts tell me to have kids only with this woman.
All I'm trying to do is for her to give us a chance and finally see it as well. If i thought for a moment there's something preventing us from having a thing I'd stop but there isn't. She's trying to avoid me not to hurt me but she will never say why. I'm not obsessed i dated two other girls to see if they are as good but they arent. No one is.
>>689538503
>Posting a shitty meme from Reddit
>Calling Tits or GTFO a meme
>It's a rule
How old are you? 15?
This is how to avoid the friendzone. A guide for the more retarded.
You - "Hello hot bitch I just happened to meet. I want to put my cock deep inside you.
Her - "I don't think so, but I like you as a friend, so hang around and clean up after my other disasterous relationships.
You - "Bitch, who told you that you could think. This isn't a fucking negotiation. There's the easy way, and the hard way. Both ways end up with my cock in you, but the hard way means to go to hospital afterwards. Now get those fucking pants off.
It's that fucking easy.
>>689538361
Found the Muslim.
>>689537247
See, there's that mentality again. "No girls are always innocent, it's always the guys who are at fault". Yes, sometimes the guys just suck, but definitely there are times when the woman is intently using the man.
Wake up you little cunt. If you truly believe that men and women are equal and that discrimination is bad, start believing that women are capable of evil just as much as men. Ignore this advice and you are bound to get screwed over by a woman sooner or later.
>>689538627
Drake can't shoot anything. He's Canadian.
>>689538383
no it's me and often man commit suicide after i reject them. Even millionairs or hollywood. This is the power every women has over man. The only thing stronger than this is feminism.
>>689538485
Oh snap motherfucker.
The friendzone most certainly exists. It's what happens when I tell a fat girl that I'm not attracted to her because she's too fat and she should just go away.
>>689538503
God i cant wait for you to go back to school
>>689528904
Please follow the board rules
>>689528904
Sage goes in all fields
>>689538559
its a loli
stop this tits of gfto loli
for realz
>>689538677
I'm acting like a woman by knowing how to fuck women?
ok bud, enjoy your autism and virginity
>>689538937
That's not the friendzone asshole. That's you turning away good pussy because you're a faggot.
Your NEVER turn away free pussy. Even fat pussy is better than no pussy.
>>689539107
dafuq you talking bout nigger
>>689529960
>>689530355
>>689530557
>>689530948
>>689531237
>>689531335
>>689531605
Jesus Christ you retards kill yourselves
>>689538761
Beta-max
>>689539107
>for realz
or else, what exactly? you'll report me??
lol
>>689538993
Says the guy posting a fucking thumbnail.
>>689538993
Jokes on you, I graduated all ready. I ain't going back.
haha.
>>689538802
I didn't say women are never at fault. Of course some women use men. Putting women on a pedestal and saying they are infallible is just as wrong as blaming them for everything. That being said, you can't blame them for every instance of a man being rejected. Man or woman, we're just people, and we all suck.
>>689529459
>implying having beta orbiters makes you more popular in girl circles
you guys really are deluded if you think that girls WANT little socially inept faggots like you mooning after them every second of their lives
>>689539439
so your minds stuck in school but your bodys in the real world.
god the wake-up is going to hurt for you
>>689538802
What advice?
>>689539439
>all ready.
>>689538503
>>689539688
lol maidens
>>689539037
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Posting an artistic story isn't in violation of any rule of this board.
The value of art is subjective.
>>689539754
holy shit kill yourself
>>689534210
No ur stupid
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
Are you sure?
>>689529112
moot claims that summerfags aren't a thing
you make me wonder, newfriend
>>689530296
>brags about how little partners they had
>as if that makes you less of a skank
>>689530898
>Looks at top
>"Best guess for this image: Useless junk"
>KEKOVERLOAD
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
Oh man, that's gold. I'm using that. Thank you.
so much bait i can't handle it
btw, friendzone really doesn't exist. its just a person misunderstanding acts of friendship as some kind of romantic affection
>>689528904
Women like you are why Elliot Rogers and MRA's are a thing.
>>689540302
THIS! Jesus.
it wouldn't be a bait post unless it contradicted its self in the last paragraph.
good job.
Who's the brunette?
>>689539444
Yeah that's the point. Not all men are evil. Not all women are saints. Some losers complain and bitch that they were rejected, some good men with honest intentions are lead on and used by a self-serving woman. For that last case the word "friendzone" was initially created.
>>689532115
ok, op...
>>689528904
Great information! When you're at it you can tell us that the earth is round and the sky is blue, i.e shit everybody knows.
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
Lies
>>689531212
Those tits look caucasian to me. But i guess to a racist theres just Big black cock everywhere.
Lol no wonder you fucks are so jumpy.
Lol fucking betas
>>689529604
Wut
>>689538779
please tell me no one actually thinks this is a valid way to get into a girls pants
if you do get yourself checked for autism, that is a severe warning sign, jesus fuck
Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cuz you're fat
And gay
Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat
And you're fucking gay
And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cuz you're fat and gay
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!
inb5 I know 2 memes
>>689531270
So , same fags just bend over and take it without even trying to fix it?
Gee how.... Fag of you. Smh
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
Are dollars fine?
>>689531212
Kek/6
>>689528904
Wow haha. Even though this is bait, it actually makes a good deal of sense.
>>689534210
"she" could have expressed this without telling us that "she" was female. But then this bread wouldn't have been bait, which was obviously the male OPs intention
>>689540851
It's perfectly fucking valid asswipe. It's been this way for about 150 fucking 000 years now.
You've been brainwashed to be a cuckold beta faggot. Enjoy your miserable vegan life.
>>689541026
shuddup faggot
>>689531369
And , and, and would like you like to buy a comma?
>>689539894
>>689528904
it should be
>We are machines you put coins into until sex falls out
>>689530296
> "only" 4 boyfriends/ 2 one night stands
> since junior year
An average of a new partner per year since. You may want to take a look at your life plans, and re-evaluate.
>>689540990
>still trying to fix an anonymous image board
>>689528904
hey can you tell me how to approach females , do you have skype? thanks lady
>>689528904
stop reading after my brain had time to process
>femanon
>tits or gtfo
>tits + timestamp or gtfo
Some of you need to calm your autistic hissy fits.
>>689540530
No. The friend zone is not some tool of evil used by women to reject men. It;s just a scenario in which a guy can't ask a girl out because he waited too long. Sure, it can be USED to reject guys outright, but that wasn't its intended purpose. I'm pretty sure this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnMWvbFpS8
was the first instance of the term being used. I could be wrong though.
>>689541369
You need to stop being black
>>689540335
holy shit what sad betacuck wrote that... women do not have it nearly that easy...
this echochamber will ruin you if you stay in it too long anons
>>689528904
I think the "friendzone" phenomenon that the beta's complain about is more about women manipulating a boys infatuation to exploit/mistreat him.
>>689533308
You dont fuck , do you? This guy doesnt fuck.
>>689529604
Summer is in full force
>>689528904
>vultures circling your relationship, waiting for it to die
How the fuck am I supposed to ask her out if she's NEVER single????? Seriously, there is like a 3 day window of opportunity to make your move when she's between boyfriends and if your not in her life when the breakup happens, you'll miss it.
fucking duh.
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
And yet, some women treat men as machines that they put sex rainchecks into until money falls out,
>>689541421
>all of 4chan is Ross
>>689528904
>inb4 gaylord pretending to be female
20,000 keks under the sea you fuckin faggot
>>689530296
Still seems gratuitous to me.
>>689533791
Lol dude be honest. You dont know enough chicks to actually give a opinion.
Lol you dont fuck.
>>689541482
seems right
>>689541530
He definitely doesn't fuck. Probably not ever.
>>689538103
>>689538383
OP you look exactly like Lily Ivy.
>>689541334
They're bitches. You walk up to them in a social setting. You ask them to fuck. If they say no, you fucking rape them.
Rape should not be illegal. I haven't stolen anything. I have taken something that the slut was giving away anyway.
Bitch should be honoured that I chose to put my cock in her.
Rape perpetuates the superior Alpha gene. A true Alpha knows he has to rape as many bitches as possible.
>>689541566
please be bait. I don't want to live knowing that there are actually guys out there like this, walking around.
>>689541843
Can decide if this is cingey or edgey so I'll go with both. Just seems like bad bait though.
>>689541566
jesus.
>>689541843
I'll keep an eye out for you on the news too
>>689539235
Summer time already?
>>689536311
>thinks Man created civilization without women
> obviously a faggot trapeeze artist.
>>689541421
I'm not saying it is "a tool", I'm saying that evil women who use men EXIST (and you cannot deny it) and that when they do it, we call it "friendzone". I'm not sure what is the relation of that Friends episode with the origins of the term, all I know is that when I first heard and used the term, some good 15 years ago, it referred specifically to being used by a woman you had feelings for.
>>689529419
You're new here, aren't you? Femanon has been a name used here for females for a looooong time. So with that being said, you should shut the fuck up, and lurk more you little new fag.
>>689529704
>>689529715
>>689529775
>>689530627
>>689531401
>>689533258
>>689535037
>>689540841
>>689541556
>falling this hard
smells like summer
>>689528904
We are not commitment machines you put sex into and get commitment from.
>>689537116
>replies about how men should rape women
> posts unrelated pic of retarded animal imprinting itself into a pizza.
> thinks thats manly
> fat fuck would call a pizza daddy and try to rape it.
>>689529960
Can't spell or use punctuation properly. Goes into illiterate rage and spews hate at OP while dribbling drool on himself.
>>689528904
Why is there a severed head behind you?
>>689530296
>im 21
>6 sexual partners also
> high five OP
>pic related
>>689542408
Youre the newfag
>>689541843
i'm already raping, need better advice. the good old soap brick/sock/dark corner combo
>>689542513
>no you
>>689542367
Oh they absolutely exist. And yeah, now I see it used in that context, but when I first heard the term, it was more like that clip up there. It referred to a guy basically dropping the ball and not asking out a girl in time before she saw him as "just a friend". I never thought there was any malice to it, just a shitty situation.
>>689538503
No drake....its just your faggot ass.
>>689541081
>implying society hasn't moved past the stone age
yesee, unlike you anon, I deal with more than one female every day, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and counting you screaming at your mother at your basement for more chicken tendies as interaction with a female, so I know that by and large, you should treat them mostly the same as you treat men, unless you are trying to fuck them, in which case you should be charming and subtle, slowly driving them wild as you plant thoughts of you fucking them in their head without them even noticing
If you manage to get a woman to think that it was their idea to fuck you, rather than the other way around, they'll never get off your dick
>>689528904
While I don't believe you at all, I agree. The friendzone is for weak minded men who didn't make their intentions known fast enough. You know what men used to call that? She's just not into you. Big deal. Move on.
>>689542408
low_quality_bait.jpg
>>689528904
You post a picture of Lily Ivy's tits and go off on how you reject boys all day. You're a fucking cunt. Show your real tits .. with a fucking timestamp .. or get the fuck out.
>>689538761
Your obsessed. Shes deathly afraid if you and fucked a few black guys just in case you do the whiteboy snap and kill 5 people and a dog.
>>689542712
kek
>>689543642
Those tits are hairier than you're expecting
>>689528904
Just check this Thread
>>689539240
So friendzone dont exist?
>>689528904
kill yourself faggot
>>689541334 please don't take >>689541843 's advice...
>>689543201
Fair enough. That does happen and I can see how the term would apply, but never had heard that definition being used myself other than in that episode. That's why the term is usually used in conjunction with "being placed into the": because it is something a person does to another intentionally.
And in all fairness, men friendzone girl for sex too, when they want a relationship.
>>689543529
>how neckbeards imagine fucking women works
I don't fully understand what the friend zone is. I have a lot of friends (partying and weed +lsd keeps us as friends) and I make new female friends all the time, but my initial reaction isn't to try to fuck them. Here's the surprising fact, though, I don't want to say I fuck all of them, but eventually, i do end up sleeping with a lot of Them Sooner or later. Without me trying! We just become friends, we start hanging out without the group, and then... One thing leads to another, and eventually she starts spending more time at my place until she finds a boyfriend. We never date. We never commit to anything. I always tell them that I'm not interested in dating. Now that I really think about it, i think I always just become the fun guy they can sleep with in between boyfriends. And I'm ok with that.
>>689543835
OP is lying you fucking faggot, look at the filename of the post, he didn't even rename it from when he stole it from another thread
fucking summerfags keep replying to the bait
>>689544048
I've had a gf for the last 9 months and have fucked 5 different girls in the last two years, I may not be a chad, but I'm not a neckbeard
/b/ is full of retards holy fuck I have never seen people fall so hard for bait
congrats OP its like shooting fish in a barrel
RIP /b/
Listen here you adorable little retard, that's not what the friendzone is, as a matter of fact just simplying rejecting a man and never talking to him is preferable to what the friendzone actually is.
Now it's okay if you reject somebody but still want to be their friend. The Friendzone is where you "want to be their friend" but still passivley flirt with them or get their hopes up for a relationship with you.
>be anon
>"anon you're so funny lol"
>"anon you're so sweet"
> "wow anon you're so handsome =)"
>"anon I'm surprised you're still single lol"
>>689544764
or everybody's trolling everybody excluding a few newfags, we'll never know. There are some dumb motherfuckers out there so i don't know what to think about it.
>>689544317
this
the friendzone isn't a thing, it's just an excuse girls use when they don't have the balls to reject guys outright because they're afraid of hurting their feelings
>>689529112
how fucking retarded are you?
ITT beta faggots falling for bait and making themselves look like retards trying to justify themselves on /b/.
>>689544704
then I have to inform you that you are not some kind of mind bender who influences women to fuck him
you are probably some average looking guy with confidence and not a total loser
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
you know ive told both women and men pretty much the exact things you said many times
but sometimes the sex does fall out. I talked to some girl I met recently, she was distraught because her "best friend" had sex with her after 8 years and then the guy has stopped texting or hanging around with her.
8 fucking years this guy waited in the wings, to fuck this girl one time, the whole time her thinking that they were good friends. how pathetic is that shit
>>689545087
that'll do me just fine
>>689544924
being a retard isn't trolling
its just being retarded
I don't know about you but I've noticed over the years the average IQ of the regular /b/tard is dropping pretty decently.
>>689541421
>hurr durr women are stupid skanks
>hurr durr how did she not read my mind and ask ME out so I wouldn't have to man the fuck up
>mom was right, I do smell like Cheetos
Jesus fucking Christ
>>689545265
Another mystery solved
>>689545106
Nigger didn't gave up and reached his goals. Why is this a bad thing?
>>689543642
Op here. I am Lily Ivy.
>>689538503
Get out.
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
yes. you basically are.
>>689543986
Yes, now the term is almost a verb for "I asked my cute friend out and she said no". Maybe I just hate that it's become the knee-jerk reaction that it is, because it's not always intentional. Sometimes a girl just doesn't know a guy is into her until it's way too late. Not always, but sometimes.
That's a good point. Honestly, I see that in my everyday life more than the other.
>>689531383
hi my names anon and i like to use my imagination. when did yours die?
>>689528904
Chucked at the green text.
>We are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
That's what schnapps and ghb is for.
>>689542554
rekt
>>689540335
>>689541481
Ya holy shit. That's not at all how it works. Whoever wrote that has never even met a woman. 5/10/ugly girls have it rough actually. Men all vie for the hottest girl and usually ignore her until last call.
>>689544824
Wait is that what you consider flirting?? You must think every single girl you talk to is friendzoning you! I don't know a single female who doesn't talk to me like that on occasion. Because casual flirting is fun when you know how to talk to people.
>>689528904
>I can't recall the last time I went an entire day without some horny boy approaching me,
For real? Are you a 10/10?
>>689545378
Wut?
>>689545931
timestamp
The first time a girl mentions her boyfriend in casual conversation, I walk away like she's invisible. Nobody wants to talk to you unless you're dtf. Why do you think your bf even hangs out with you?? Serious question.
>>689547020
I actually like hanging out with my gf. She's pretty cool
>>689528904
>We are not machines you put sex coins into until money fall out
>>689538509
now this thread has everything
>>689546195
Yeah, I very much dislike the modern usage of the word. It does make all men that use the word as whiny imbeciles, including those who are actually being victims of emotional manipulation. Whiny imbeciles need to get their own word that damn themselves alone, dammit!
>>689546505
>Men all vie for the hottest girl
No we don't. Chads and other dude-bros might, but not all men do this. In fact, I've purposely gone for women who were easily 5/10's or even 4's, and I've still been treated like shit by them. You don't see it, but you'd be amazed by how man women with the bodies of a potato and the social skills of a turnip still like to pretend they're 9's or even 10's, demanding certain qualities from men that they themselves don't have.
>5/10 ugly girls have it rough
Bullshit. I can never take a woman who complains about being alone seriously, because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU has a nearly infinite supply of potential men willing to be with you, even if you're 400 lbs with a peg leg, a glass eye, and a facial mole. There's always SOME GUY willing to be with you, even if you don't care enough to even look at him.
>>689547153
I'm sure if she didn't fuck you for a year, you'd wait. Unless you're not a total loser.
>>689541997
Women don't want to fuck their dog. They seek new and exciting after a relationship. If you've just been hanging around, by default you are not new or exciting.
The only solution is to tell her you don't want to be just friends. If she says no, or that she's with her boyfriend, say you aren't comfortable just being friends and say your goodby. tell her to look you up if she's ever single. That's not advice on a ploy to win her over either. It's your only chance of living a happy life. Get the fuck away from her and move on. You can't win her through a war of attrition.
>>689528904
Who makes this shit up? This is a lot of effort just for bait.
>>689547020
if you have a gf you don't enjoy hanging out with then it's a pretty shitty relationship mate
>>689547428
>women don't want to fuck their dog
I call bullshit already
>>689547339
Well luckily that hasn't come up yet. Is that what you're dealing with now, anon?
>>689528904
that pretty much sums it up
i was a pleb
take me 3 years to realize how shit i was towards people in general
>>689538503
prolly cuz your new. og fag would never say such a thing.
>>689547606
If you don't have a mate that you can fuck, then you're just entertaining a friend, bro.
>>689547428
>can't win through war of attrition
depends on what you consider winning
>>689546859
It's literally right at the top of the post, to the right of the world "Anonymous" (in green text)
>>689547824
I'm making a point, you poor nutless bastard.
>>689547268
>even if you're 400 lbs with a peg leg, a glass eye, and a facial mole.
You leave my wife out of this.
>>689547268
That's the biggest load of shit I've ever read on this board. Chads and Fedoras alike go after the best girl first. That's not up for debate.
5/10 girl CAN get laid if she wants, but has a choice to make. Dudes will fuck a girl throwing themselves at him, but will have no respect for her and not build a relationship out of it. So they either stay in the corner waiting for some some contemporary 5/10 male to come to his senses and settle(which does happen but not as frequently as it should) or go full slut
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE GENERALIZATIONS!
>>689548219
I'll debate you
>>689547239
"Aw man, I asked this girl out and she rejected me. She totally put me in the unfuckableloserzone." It doesn't quite have the same ring to it. I hear you on the emotional manipulation part. Like you said, women are just as capable of screwing with men as men are with women.
>>689547428
>Women don't want to fuck their dog
No shit, sherlock. That's exactly the same point I was making when I replied to this moron >>689541566
Learn 2link to post correctly idiot.
>>689548017
walk into traffic
>>689529459
A girl talking to you isnt flirting my friend
>>689547951
top kek that was so funny
You used the same structure but WITH commas
You are a special kind of snowflake, aren't you?
>>689548017
LOL
>>689542513
>summer
kys
source: http://www.almanac.com/content/first-day-seasons
>>689528904
Maybe they keep approaching you all the time coz you dress like a slut.
Friend zone never existed anyways there is only girls and boys you wanna fuck and with those we try to stay in touch hoping that we might score one time and then move on or maybe it's just maybeline. End of subject unless you show pussy and time stamp then we talk more
>>689548219
You're right, it's not up for debate. Because it isn't entirely true (that fedoras and Chads *all* go for the same type of woman). You're generalizing.
And in keeping with you generalizing, there are PLENTY of men who would be more than happy to establish and maintain a healthy relationship, one that isn't just about sex all the time. But no, so many of you women (notice I didn't say "all" like you did) just think with your puss,' and go for which ever guy,
>has the biggest dick
>has the most money
>can do the most for you
While ignoring anyone else who may not fit your artificially defined standards of 'masculinity.' Just keep this in mind: it's easy to be a slut, but not so much to be a stud.
Women hold the ultimate choice here, not men. If you want men to stop behaving a certain way, you should probably stop feeding that behavior by giving the ones you claim not to like so much attention. Start looking for those guys who aren't 6,' who don't have a monsterous dick, the ones who don't run 6 miles a day or jump cliffs for a living. Try looking at some of those 'fedoras' you claim are such 'losers.'
>>689528904
I really really hope you get violently gang raped soon.
>>689548421
Haha good one. Loserzone alone is good and descriptive enough. I'll start using it myself and try to popularise it. Good chat, I now head off.
>>689549042
You're an ok guy, anon. Have a good one.
>>689548762
>doesn't know what traditional or meteorological summer is
>being this literally autistic
>>689547268
>I've purposely gone for women who were easily 5/10's or even 4's, and I've still been treated like shit by them.
kek, you must be one fuck ugly piece of shit
either that or you have the social standing/ability of a potato
>>689541843
Cringe
>>689548613
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
>>689549251
>heheh, you can't get a girlfriend!
>You must be ugly as shit and can't socialize!
Point fucking proven.
