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Hey /b/ my teacher texted me this morning. What should i respond with? It's the last day, don't care if i get in trouble. Will say almost anything. Dubs decides!
Shut the fuck up
>>689524181
Respond with that?
Is she hot?
>>689524229
Extremely
>>689524097
Tell her it's her job to supply the classroom with material and you will not take responsibility for it. If she says anything take it to the school board.
>>689524097
Her last sentence is true....summer certainly is here.
Fuck off underage faggot
Summer holiday drinks on me!
>>689524097
underaged b&
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>>689524314
>>689524229
>>689524181
>>689524400
inb4 this makes you fail the 9th grade
>>689524400
Man we could have tried to get you laid but you did this.
OP is a disappointment
>>689524362
Roll. must include the pic
![IMG_1291[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ce8Dyxm.png "IMG_1291[1].png")
>>689524502
>>689524490
>>689524466
>>689524400
It wasn't even dubs you dumbass
>>689524362
roll for text & pic
>>689524557
See you in summer school!
>>689524574
Don't care. Want to get expelled.
>>689524557
dis gon b guud
>>689524362
It's better if you add a touch of rubbing alcohol really brings out the flavor
>>689524362
kek rolling
>>689524097
I really wanna fuck you I wish I told you this earlier
>>689524557
I said shut the fuck up. You better shut the fuck up. I'm a l33t hacker from anonymous. I have access to the entire school systems computers and I've already downloaded child porn onto yours. If you don't suck my dick, I'm going to report you.
>>689524733
wonrear
![IMG_1292[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YSvSezE.png "IMG_1292[1].png")
>>689524574
>>689524557
im sorry i have tourettes whenever i talk to people im attracted to... i will bring paper ms
Ps i love you
>>689524646
uuuuh we got a bad ass over here
>>689524400
Edgy.
How about 'No problem', or 'Thank you'? Sperglord.
>>689524766
winrar
kek
>>689524557
You're excused you cunt.
>>689524788
>>689524766
missed ur chance
>>689524766
Winrar
>>689524766
Winrar
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fuck you cunt. Go drink bleach.
>>689524557
I'm about to not be your student anymore... Let's quit hiding our passion for each other and do it like they do on the discovery channel
Why do you have this cunt in your contacts if it's the first text you've ever gotten from her?
>>689524857
ROLLERn
OP, I was tripfag btw.
Send a dick pic.
Bumping for interest, even if it is faek
>>689524788
send me dik pics ms Laken or gtfo
Lick my tender cock hole
>>689524646
Do you already enjoy working for McDonalds?
"Sorry thought it was a girl im fucking. She likes me to talk to her like that. "
>>689524766
Do it OP
>>689524919
reroll
>>689524857
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
>>689524903
roll on one
>>689524944
winrar
>>689524761
Reroll
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>>689524998
Dun goofed boi
>>689524998
flop your dick out after class and tell her "dinner is served"
>>689524988
Another winrar
eat my asshole you prude fuck
>>689524998
Are we gonna have a shag after class, ms?
>>689524875
reroll
>>689524998
>>689524998
You're fucked, Zachary.
>>689524998
after class? wtf it's summer bitch
>>689525077
Good win
>>689524998
My dick is already escalated
>>689525077
winner. jesus chrest.
>>689525077
Winnar
>>689524998
don't take your phone to school
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
ROLLING I FUCKING HOPE I GET DUBS
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Send dick pic saying can't wait to see you alone after class OP
>>689524998
Damn it, Zachary. This could have been good.
We could have got you laid.
>>689525174
Roll
>>689524998
Eat dick, Sir.
>>689525192
rolling
F U C K I N G T H O T
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>>689525184
Kek
>>689524998
kekekekekekekekekekekek
>>689524998
Your teacher sends out messages on iMessage? it's a bit sketchy
Seems like you just renamed one of your friends on imessage and had them pretend to be your teacher.
I'm gay. Wanna change my cummy diaper?
Mrs Laken, i'd put my fat cock in your tight asshole
"Mom, buy some more condoms I'm going to wreck your pussy again. Dad said he wouldn't be home tonight."
>>689525292
Imagination is a wonderful thing.
>>689525184
Mr (insert random teachers name here) has been molesting students. Didn't know what to do. Can you help me?
>>689525184
òk clearly this is now a bait thread, no real proof that he is actually talking to his teacher and even so we have a underage faggot
>>689525292
Fake as my love for life
I bet you got aids from a homeless crack whore.
>>689525343
Rolling for this. Let's get rape accusations going
Hi zach overturf
>>689525292 JUST WHAT I WAS THINKI
>>689524857
kys
>>689525292
>>689525297
>>689525305
>>689525342
>>689525314
>>689525355
>>689525343
Quads and i post number
Oh shit that thread
If dubs:
Sorry my friend was on my phone >:-(
>>689524400
kek
also dub dubs checked
>>689525343
rolling
hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*
*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*
*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...
>>689525463
Ok faggot
>>689525463
Quads for number
I sorry teacher i use crack
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>>689525292
My old web page design teacher would text us our assignments.
Is my benis ok
>>689525343
Reroll
Rolling for quads
>>689524097
so gay, i can imagine all the little underage b&'s running around with phones acting like little faggots I cant imagine anything more gay
we used to get told off about calculators and you little faggots are running around with fucking "smart" phones?
kyselves seriously
>>689525463
Come on, tell her you'd cum inside her love hole and she would see it dripping
excuse me please, my dad stole my phone and thought it would be funny to fuck up my life.
>>689525343
Roll
>>689525533
I'm totes up for a three way
If this was sent to all students via imessage, it would be in a group message or at very least MMS. Sorry OP.
>>689525540
give me the sweet release of death right now
>>689525554
close
>>689525533
Sorry my friend was using my phone. Please dont tell him!
I'll do anything for you.
>>689525510
roll
>>689525292
literally what i was thinking, this is a me me at its finest
Fuckin check em
Drop that number OP
>>689525533
I don't care about my dad he rapes me everyday anyway
>>689525538
Yeah i get texting but iMessage, really?
You need to have an active internet connection and depend on the other students having an iphone
Give us her number faggot
>>689525622
Checked
I have a pass
wanan come smoke some cones with me after school? than we can have a late night fuck
Roll1
>>689525407
Rereroll
You messaged me first you filthy whore. Plus you touch me in class... want the police to know about that?
Roll2
>>689525533
>this is harassment
Definitely just texting himself and deleting half the conversation
>>689525533
i've never seen more generic teacher responses in my life.
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>/b/
Roll3
Pretty sure teachers are mandated reporters, if you make any claims of sexual abuse/violence, they need to report it
>>689524097
OP, please fuck off and die. This is painfully fake.
![IMG_1297[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ycc4rdq.png "IMG_1297[1].png")
No rerolls faggot.
>>689525758
This is true
Claim rape
>>689525726
Roll
reroll
>>689525773
Reroll
>>689525533
Zachary Davidson get read for a bunch of paperwork
Quads incoming
Bitch give me the succ
>>689525773
Please be real
Ayy lmao
>>689525849
ayy rolling
>>689525700
WINRAR
>>689525657
Eh, yeah think you got a point. Now we got to wait for b8 confirmed
hi
That isn't all I'm bringing to school on the last day :)
Ok maybe that's too much, I just want to lick your feet, no one is gonna know
>>689525773
Fake shit go kill yourseld
>>689525773
what school you go to OP?
>>689524815
this
>>689525849
Roll
>>689525845
What the hell are you on about? Go back to bed you retard
>>689524097
It's not harassment if they text you first, and leave them alone in a timely manner. Give us your schools number, we will tell them about rumors of the teacher trying to molest Zachary
I'm bringing a gun
>>689525919
roll
>>689525726
Do it OP
>>689525773
hey faggot, want to watch me finger my asshole? live streaming in an our if your faggot ass is interested
>>689525908
Tampa Bay Tech
>>689525893
Jesus. Do you want OP to be arrested?
Mrs larken just don't tell your husband about the pounding I'm gonna give you
>>689525773
"Don't worry, when I'm done tomorrow they'll all forget about that gay bar and be talking about me."
hey
>>689525988
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>689524815
Rollx
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>>689525884
>>689525657
>>689526024
Bump that's a false flag attack B T dubs
Post your teachers info lets fuck her life up
>>689526024
This
I'm sowy miss i wealy wike u and im... Just... So sexualy fasinated by u i need your body please
Tell her you will shoot up the school
>>689526074
Mrs Laken is dialling 911
>>689526002
He cand just say that his phone got stolen or something. They have no proof
>>689526113
This is best idea ever Minoy mihoy
any reasonable human being, let alone a teacher, would have stopped responding at this point. If this is his teacher she's already on the phone with God knows who and won't respond unless she's prompted by an officer or administration just to see where it leads.
>>689526124
So cringy I love it, reroll
>>689526074
Doesn't matter anyway, Miss, you're alright, don't come to school tomorrow
>>689526113
You meant fuck OP life right?
there's no way a teacher would be texting students, fake as fuck.
>>689526074
Don't ignore me I just need a woman to have fun with
Let me taste your butt
>>689525533
As if anyone needed proof, there are no schools in the EST with a principle named Mr. Davidson
/thread
>>689526074
You're also charging your phone at school, just makes it seem less likely. Who brings their charger to school nigga?
>>689524857
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
Administrator named Mr. Davidson. Teacher named Mrs. Lakan.
Cmon /b/ you've figured out more with less.
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>>689526152
They can gps track where your texts were sent dumbass. They'll know if they're sent at his house.
>>689526215
Portable charger
>>689526213
CST it's 7:10am
>>689526228
Gotta be fake
>>689526228
send a link to this thread
Im going to kill more than 50, let me set the new record
>>689526296
roll
So fake but still funny
bitch just let me eat that pussy and then call mr davidman
>>689526224
See:
>>689526213
Then see me after class
>>689526099
>>689526024
WINRAR
You tucked up OP. Couldbhave had some nice MILF puss
This is the gayest and fakest shit I have ever seen, your attempt to sound like a teacher is incredibly cringeworthy
>>689526224
www.penair.cornwall.sch.uk
>>689526228
>100% all along
Nuclear powered phone?
>>689526246
Cops gps tracking sucks. Even dominos can fins you easier. You cab also fake a position with an app.
>>689526246
{INSERT NAME OF BLACK STUDENT HERE} broke into my house and sent those messages while stealing my lunch money
>>689525773
WTF everything is harrasment nowadays
![IMG_1300[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9Nk2W9G.png "IMG_1300[1].png")
>>689526376
Maybe she has a blood fetish.
Find OP's school?
>implying this is real
>>689525773
Tell her "to sit on your Dick before you suck hers you little faggot"
>>689526408
Well it also has the charging symbol all along so that doesn't really prove anything
This is so fake.
I'm down.
>>689526449
>underage detected
I want to believe
>>689526480
>>689526504
>>689526529
>>689526528
She isn't responding, do i keep going?
>>689526286
What? I'm in NYC and it's 8:13 AM. Last pic says 8:09
>>689525763
I need that source man
>>689526074
fake
>>689525463
rollin
>>689524857
kek rolling
>>689526568
no this is fucking embarrassing
Ello baby i am ze franch no? Give me fucky fucky i give you sucky sucky.
>>689526246
They can track the celltower you are connected to. Not exact location idiot
>>689526568
call her
>>689526641
Seconded.
>>689526669
Fuck
>>689524857
HENRY ROLLINS
>>689526641
So what do i do? I have her class in literally 6mins.
As fake as it is, this was still entertaining.
>>689526678
That's enough.
>>689526568
Shes calling the police you dumb idiot.
See you in the news.
>>689524857
rollin
>>689526738
might wanna pick up some bleach and go out the easy way
Give us the number that's what you do
>>689526738
Record and post video
>>689526738
If you are in school they would have already come to speak with you
>>689526738
You go to class at 8:22?
Fake and gay
What if we find out who op is and really contact his teacher or something?
>>689524097
reply ''would you get it on with my paper printer, it shoots white''
>>689525463
ROLLING BOIS
>>689526800
Dubs confirm
>>689526800
WINRAR
>>689526847
Could be Japoneese
You're fucked now mate.
>>689526738
Take picture of her face, and post it.
If you see some police around, run nigga run.
>>689526800
This
>>689526875
gogogo
It's the last day of school who fucking cares
>>689526738
Fuck off underage
It could be real. He can easily say he lost his phone or it was stolen.
![IMG_1302[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vUw1lgO.png "IMG_1302[1].png")
>>689526908
>>689526892
>>689526888
>>689526887
>>689526884
Adding some fuel to the fire.
>>689526748
How is that enough. The cops have to search through about one square mile. Thats definently not enough. Why do you think they need your address when you call
>>689526888
Trips is always true. OP is Japanese.
Not sure how the fuck that makes sense but okay.
>>689526449
Fake as Fuck go kill yourself
>>689526788
winrar op
>>689524097
This is faker than bruce jenners pussy
>>689526980
I really want this teacher to reply
Shit's so fake fam.
Show us your dick with a time stamp you cuck.
>>689525773
So fucking fake
>>689525463
Watch and learn
Post teachers number so we can all text/call her
>>689526908
Fuck. Cops in halls. Run or stay?
>>689527056
She won't.
She isn't retarded
"Teacher" get b&
>>689526449
Take a video after class and share it with us. Thread name "Zachary"
>>689526946
>>689526958
>>689526980
Break your fukin phone i say someone steal you and shiiiet.
Last day? She can destroy your califications, idiot.
>>689527074
Agreed. Timestamp fucking faggot.
>>689526755
dubs of truth
Timestamp classroom or GTFO
>>689526980
Op add this
>Ello baaaby i am ze franch no? Sucky sucky i give then we shoot up orlando bar FUCK THE GAYS, TRUMP DID TRIPPLE ZERO AND ONLY AUSFAGS WILL GET IT, WE ARE ANONYMOUS
>>689526993
fun fact, if it's a phone call they can actually determine the exact location but its the sound that you make over the phone that allows them to do it
>>689527122
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>689527009
Not true. If OP was a Japan it would have said Mrs. Rakan.
>get it Lakan? But cuz Ching Chong... Rakan!
>har har har!
>>689527107
This
>>689527093
Nice trips
>>689527122
Stay
Get them to Party V& your teacher for having your number cus thats illegal
>>689527123
But she was stupid enough to text in the first place.
Assuming this isn't fabricated
>>689527122
"I lost my phone like 3 hours ago"
I can't do much else. Walking into class now, will time stamp if she doesn't take my phone, or if i don't get thrown in jail.
I really fucked up. i am fucking scared as fuck. I fucked up so bad.
>>689526993
They ask for your address in case you're next door. Accuracy is about a 300ft radius. If you give them an exact address that eliminates any inaccuracy.
I was a PI for four years. I used GPS trackers daily... on a good day they'll tell you what parking spot someone is in, and on a bad day you'll at least know what block they're on. They don't have to track OP to his bedroom... just the general area of his house. If his phone was stolen it wouldn't be anywhere close.
>>689527107
Reroll
Ello baaaby i am ze franch no? Sucky sucky i give then we shoot up orlando bar FUCK THE GAYS, TRUMP DID TRIPPLE ZERO AND ONLY AUSFAGS WILL GET IT, WE ARE ANONYMOUS
>>689527122
Show thread to cops
>>689527340
you dumb cunt
>>689527107
xactly
>>689527340
F. Good luck, hombre
>>689527340
kill self
>>689527377
checked
>>689527350
>i was a PI for four years
Kek, no
>>689527377
WINRAR
Topkek
>do it faggot
>>689527340
You sure did.
rollerino
Now we wait for OP.
Lets get a Hitler thread going!
rooll
>>689525510
Rolling for this
Ello baaaby i am ze franch no? Sucky sucky i give then we shoot up orlando bar FUCK THE GAYS, TRUMP DID TRIPPLE ZERO AND ONLY AUSFAGS WILL GET IT, WE ARE ANONYMOUS..
>>689527471
Sprechen sie Deustch?
THE HACKER 4CHAN HACKED MY PHONE AND SENT THOSE MESSAGES
>>689527377
If true this is actually a good bet for getting out of it
>>689527531
I think you mean the hacker 9gag
>>689527523
nej
>>689527531
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>689527350
Well that depends om who stole it. Homeless nigger under his stairs maybe
>>689525463
to easy
only one way out of this anon
>>689527639
Fug bunny?
No thanks Im not gay
>>>/trash/
>>689527450
Kansas, license D5120, agency number A 5119 (I also owned the company).
You don't have to believe me. Just trying to help make sense of all this crap.
>>689527639
Bee yourself?
>>689527531
this would be good.
roll
>>689527612
Yea that would do it
>>689527700
>>689527701
POSTED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME
rell
>>689525463
roll1111
>>689527706
>>689525463
heres your quads
jj
>>689527706
Help me get out of this shit. I still have phone, police aren't going anywhere, she won't look at me and the classroom is silent.
Everyone is asking "Why are the cops here" and shit like that. Not to mention i have fucking weed in my locker. On a scale of 1-10 how fucked am i?
>>689527706
Looked it up
Fake as shit anon
>>689527706
I got you.
You are now fucked up.
>>689527825
TIMESTAMP YOU FUCKING JEW
just tell them the mysterious hacker 4chan took control of your phone and did it
