Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hello
Claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_agG7NbKs
Miho claimed
>>689521688
Hand-kun is gone.
>>689521766
>Rattle rattle
Glad i remembered correctly. I try to keep everybody's time zone straight. It's hard when there's so many people.
>>689522014
Hand left. Don't make it sound like he died or vanished or something. Lol
>>689521766
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>>689521688
yea i'm going to do that
>>689521904
also this ^
>>689521598
>>689521688
Some left
Some got mad
Shitposting
Some are just trying to start shit
The usual
Akiko claimed
All this talk about elitism and newfags/odlfags going on and I'm just here loving my beautiful cute waifu
Roll for papa d
>>689522086
I didnt say he died...
But there in lies the problem, snek.
People don't feel equal here. There is a noticeable no man's land between new users and older users.
And I feel I may be the only one trying to traverse it.
Again, this is the wrong approach.
The groups should be open to all members, and non-returning members should be removed. If there is a limit to how many users can use the service, find a better one. Or just stick to the thread.
>>689522024
make a notepad file for waifu stats
Going to sleep. WIFI is still pissing me off.
>>689522289
sleep tight jennifer
>>689522097
Oh is this original oldfag snek? I don't think we've talked a lot if ever
Anyway, welcome back to the clusterfuck that people take way too serious. I hope you can still enjoy your time here
>>689522289
Night Jenny
>>689521766
Is this the cringe thread?
>>689522198
You didn't. Just sounded like you were trying to say that gently. To me at least.
>>689522249
Considered it, but nah. I'm not that worried nor organized.
And trying to drill it in to my head is half the fun.
If i was going to cheat like that, it would just be for names. I can remember real names quite well, but japanese names have a bad habit of running together in my head and i wind up with weird amalgamate names from two people i squished together.
>>689522240
NEWFAG
E
W
F
A
G
>>689522024
yeah
the only timezone i can ever remember is East Coast because its 5 hours behind
>>689522406
no this is patrick
>>689522147
that's a nice pic
>>689522135
im gonna pet it
>>689522406
Sure nerd, thanks for the bump. Here is your (You), don't spend it all in one thread.
>>689522468
this is why waifu sucks
>>689522240
this is why waifu is ok
>>689522468
Only newfags use "newfag"
>>689522441
......
>mfw I see a new cringe- I mean waifu thread
>>689521889
>>689522086
Ah, I could've sworn that there was another. Sorry about that. How it goes?
>>689522014
That info was passed to me a while ago. Pity to say.
>>689522097
Great, looking forward to seeing ya here than!
>>689522135
I know hand left, who are the others?
Hopefully nothing changed too much.
Also claimed.
>>689522240
i dont know maybe you are right
it's not me who decides tho
>>689522289
night
>>689522403
you thought i wasn't?
kek
>>689522587
So you're a newfag since you used it
>>689522508
kek
>>689522719
Squid girl is also around some times.
>>689521766
>>689522719
same to you my friend
>>689522917
>implying america was ever great
Oi ye blimey wankas. Wat ere ye on about.
>erza claimed
>>689522508
Timezones are hard. I always have trouble with non-major population areas, or countries that span large areas. Australia i'll usually get wrong. I think they're 16 hours ahead of me? Depending on the coast?
Anything in Europe i'm just guessing based on a mental map and an idea of where 0 is.
>>689522606
Don't give me the sad eyes. You'll make me feel bad. Just wanted to avoid a misunderstanding.
>>689522719
I'm pretty good. Feeling better than i was earlier today at least. How about you?
>>689523068
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>689522819
I guess. You are pretty new yourself. So this is an example of the pot calling the kettle black.
George Lopez, claiming every day.
>>689522508
Thanks, I really like it as well. I found it recently and I've even made it my background. It's really cute with a great resolution
>>689522621
Hello Umaru
>>689522758
I recognized filenames but I'm not sure if we've talked before. Also people sometimes impersonate claimers to stir up shit. I hope you'll stay for a while, your waifu is top tier
>>689523173
Fucking roasted
She's mine.
>>689523326
Oh fuck, uh--- hey fuck you
>>689523263
>>689523326
Nothing of value was lost.
>>689523258
I... uhh... Don't know what to do with those eyes.
>>689523173
If i were to kms I'd jump from your ego down to you're IQ
>>689523263
Nuh-uh watch
>>689523481
>you're IQ
OW has roped me in, tied me up and gagged me.
>>689523187
Do you have this? Don't think i've seen you use a gif of that before.
>>689523544
Thats the joke you autist
>>689523481
Why not from my IQ to how much you are worth?
Longer fall and you won't leave anything on me.
>>689521926
>>689521945
>>689522819
Are you new?
Haven't seen y'all here before.
>>689522888
Ha! Great to hear that! Have you two been getting along?
>>689522917
Thank you!
>>689523077
I feel terrible, very. I'm back to posting in the threads again, which is wonderful. Anything changed in the night shift?
>>689523685
>>689523685
You think that remark was funny
It wasn't
You know what's a good joke?
You're life
>>689523778
You think that remark was funny
It wasn't
You know what's a good joke?
You're life
She's Mine
Also good to see you all again!
>>689523778
That fail get was even more of a joke
>>689523726
Yeah we talk. Squid girl just comes on really late.
>>689523726
I suppose I could be called new still. Been here about a month-ish or so.
>>689523569
That's what it does
>>689523726
I'm kinda new, I haven't been here that long. Longer than a week, maybe 2 weeks. So I'm basically new
>>689523569
It will only get worse
Join us brother
>>689523576
Of course I do
I also have the version without text you don't see much
>gif related
I use it every now and then but there's not much situations where it's an appropriate pic. There's also hundreds of pics where she looks infinitely cuter
So this white haired little shit is the spammer, shitposter, elitist cry baby.
K then.
ok i need to o see you guys later
>>689523858
You're proof that God has a sense of humour
>inb4 "muh athiesm"
>>689523118
U wot m8?
>>689524039
Bye snek, come back sometime
We could use more elitist oldfags
>>689523726
Hmm... Spike is a baby so he's not around very much anymore. That's mostly it. Lol
Night has steady people.
Tats is on vacation or something but will presumably resume posting eventually.
>>689523998
True. Alright. Saw it on /tg/ while i was bored and wasn't sure i'd ever actually seen you post it. Figured i'd ask.
>>689524039
Bye Snek.
>>689524020
for u before i leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r28NIJkKfEs
>>689524044
Nobody likes you
>>689524111
Checked
>>689523470
Look into them softly.
>>689524039
Bye!
>>689524204
K
>>689524142
Not him but...
>implying anyone likes you
>>689524111
My favorite is the one sampled with some Usher(?) beat.
I understand this is a waifu thread, but what's with all the autism in here?
Best type moon claimed.
>>689523569
That's what Blizzard games do.
>>689524020
>implying i am a baby
>implying i spam
>>689524100
I have over 600 Akiko's and you thought I didn't have the most popular one?
topkek
Thanks for the concern Shizu
Rory-sama claimed
Got home safely edition
>>689524269
I never implied that, nobody likes me and that's fact.
>>689523077
yeah
timezones too hard for me
>>689523998
what is happening in that gif?
>>689524246
I could use someone to clean my house.
>>689524305
It's on /b/, tis what we do best.
>>689524393
Sup Rory.
>>689524379
That's the most popular?
I dunno.
Claimed.
>>689524318
>>689523569
Blizzard games have objectively been trash since the 4th warcraft expansion.
>>689521766
>not Amane
get some better taste kiddo
>>689524020
Butthurt Tomoko detected
>pic related is tomoko right now
>>689524508
My bad, meant WoW
>>689524508
But they're incredibly addicting.
>>689524431
I'm not a cleaner, don't be fooled by the awesome maid outfit
>>689524587
tomoko claimers are pretty familiar with pepe
>>689524625
No they jumped the boat about halfway through Wotlk, Cataclysm was unforgivable shit and MoP was actually solid if you could get past LFR shit and Pandas.
>>689524020
Spoiler alert: you're waifu a shit
>>689524549
Suou Amane is a bitch in heat
She like to roll around in men's sheets
>>689524587
Stupid frog poster
>>>/r9k/
>>689524634
They are. I've played hearthstone for 2 years and half without even enjoying it. I wanted to remain competitive and as a f2p player I couldn't miss any daily quest for that. Good thing I managed to quit it.
>>689523825
Well good to see you too!
>>689523861
Excellent! On a related topic, you're up for the night shift again?
>>689523895
Oh, okay. I know it's late to say this but welcome to the thread!
>>689523964
It's always a pleasure to see new waifus on here! Welcome!
>>689524039
Later friend.
>>689524100
Ah, Spike that wonderful poster is still around, nice. Tats, he'll be back, they'll always be back. It seems that there's some influx of new waifus here.
>>689524641
I'll find a use for you.
this is a pretty good looking wasp
>>689524758
I really don't know what's up with my random capital letters today, sorry.
>>689524825
I managed to wrench myself free a bit earlier, but did also play it since the first beta keys were sent out.
>Ctrl+F Hanako
>No result desu
Claiming Hanako
>>689524634
I feel bad knowing Blizzard is like the wall mart of vidya.
Even their scam of esports games are soooooooo basic and mundane. But you know it is good so you don't mind coming back.
Forever waiting for StarCraft:Ghost
I still have my copy reserved with EB Games.
At least Nova got a role in WoL
>>689524433
Sup. I need a mew helmet. Going on 4 years and I noticed a rattle in the 1.3km betweem the petrol station and home.
>>689524634
Thats the point of Blizzard games.
>>689524641
We maids now?
>>689524758
Wrath was good until tournament. Everything got janky as fuck during that. And then LFG was introduced. Solid idea, but discouraged exploration. And so died the very idea of WoW and began the grindfest.
>>689524852
I kind of got myself back on days. Dont know how long that is going to last.
>>689524852
Thanks! Hopefully I'll be around for a while, and one day not be considered new
>>689524876
What kind of use
>>689524884
Bees are better
>>689524427
Akiko is screaming to get noticed and to break up a conversation. Anastasia had just asked Akito to be her boyfriend much to Akiko's dislike. Her best reaction is to start yelling. Gif related is how Anastasia shuts her up. The whole is pretty funny and great. I love how silly the whole anime is
>>689524451
You know any other popular OniAi gifs then?
>>689524884
Tht's a beautiful looking wasp
>>689524884
Fuck those little niggers. I have to live in constant fear of the outside during summer because of these little shits.
>>689525035
No wonder Akiko likes Akito
Sup fellow Ausfag
>Rory-sama
>>689524852
Ehhh not too bad really. Only a few actually productive posters.
Arguably less.
>>689525035
Probably not. Nice.
>>689525026
You can be my naughty nurse.
>>689525009
Maybe we are
>>689525203
What kind of naughty nurse. Like forgetting to give you your medication?
>>689524806
>what tomoko thinks is going on
>what is actually going on
>waifu thread
>in /b/
What i'm doing?
>>689524852
Thanks! I've enjoyed my stay quite a bit so far, but I'm normally only around at nights as I sleep most my days away due to work.
A pleasure meeting you, by the way.
>>689525009
Damn, what helmet did you have again?
>I planned on window shopping for helmets anyways, want me to help?
Oh boy, anywhere specific or was it just general rattling?
>>689525295
You can start by giving me a nice sponge bath.
>>689525125
Who are you quoting
>>689525296
Who is really trolling tho?
I thought this was going to be a classic exchange of you're waifu a shit, but you went here.
Have fun, your last (You)
>>689525465
Miho is a slut
He flirts with Snek, Mio, Syndra, and a lot others
>>689525296
But aren't you the random troll in this context?
>>689525009
Even at launch it had some flaws and I personally dislike the quest writing for starting the playerwank "you are the chosen one" type of questlines. But yeah it was alright until Tournament.
Good to see that you've started using proper pic sites instead of tumblr.
>>689524960
I never liked it for how simple it was and how lazily the UI was developed, but before GvG the game still had hope. But they kept adding more and more RNG heavy mechanics.
I think a lot of people played it for a lack of a good online MtG platform.
>>689525563
that's why I like him
>>689525599
Disgusting
He probably has a gaping dirty anus
>>689525592
Morning typos...
>>689525465
I can give you a cold sponge bath. I hope that's what you want
>>689524549
no
Amane is second best girl though
also this>>689524800
>>689525035
sounds interesting i might watch that after i finish the anime karen is from in like 6 months :^)
>>689525529
You crossed the line saying i was a crybaby
>noone calls me chicken, or crybaby
>>689525777
Cold water your mean.
>>689525592
I've never been that big into ccg's besides yugioh as a kid, to me it was just a casual game for playing while doing something else.
>>689525777
Don't do it
He has Mega Gonorrhea
>>689525416
Hey
>>689526020
That you, Operator?
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>689525928
If you want warm water, you have to bribe me
>>689526011
I'll wear some gloves, maybe a full body suit to stop me getting infected with it.
>>689526107
Yeah, what's up?
>>689526144
Hugin?
>>689526179
I can do something "nice" to you.
>>689525009
Rory, good to see ya again!
>>689524990
The spicy claim!
>>689525026
You're new to me, but anyways how are you liking it so far? And how are you? Also I claim Sanae.
>>689525178
The norm, but with a little addition of new waifus, I like it! Thanks for the update, very appreciated!
>>689525416
Thank you! I come on during the night shift, rarely do I go no the day threads. I'm Sanae
How are you?
>>689525592
Tzet Homura. Qe'yukushin!
>>689525013
Ah, I see. It's a habit that is hard to break.But good to see you during the night.
>>689526525
I do like night but it kills my money making.
>>689526144
If a crow attempts to intimidate you, maintain eye contact and slowly back away.
>>689524884
>>689525026
hornets are bros!
wasps are pieces of shit-assholes!
bees are cute and lovely!
>>689526591
Forgot pic.
>>689525998
Then hopefully you enjoyed HS how it is meant to be enjoyed. I tried to make it a competitive game but it's simply not one. Skill does matter but very little, it's all about RNG and deckbuilding and considering that everyone just netdecks we can forget the deckbuilding part.
30 card decks don't have much space for customization either.
Getting legend rank is as simple as picking a month where you have enough free time, grabbing a T1 deck and spamming games with it.
Just out of curiosity, what did you do with your YGO cards when you grew out of it?
>>689526525
Sanae! I'm pretty sleepy, had a hard time falling asleep and now I need to catch up my routine. Howdy?
>>689526402
Something nice w-wht doy you mean
>>689521766
<3
>>689526235
Not much. Passed out for a few hours earlier, my fries got cold. Trying to reheat them using my heater, but I don't think they'll turn out well.
Other than that, just reflecting back on my day and wondering how I smiled through all of it. How about you?
>>689526525
I work night shift and get to use my laptop during my hours, so that's why I'm around here so much then. Otherwise I try to pop in during the day to talk to Mizore and that's it.
I'm Makoto, and see above!
>>689526719
Yeah, part of what made me stop playing was casual play and home made decks were simply impossible because you met t1 netdecks even at the lowest ranks.
They're all in a box in my old room at my dad's place.
>>689526981
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW
>>689526981
what a gorgeous picture.
>>689526402
Can you give me food?
>>689526525
It's good here, I've joined one of the discord servers also so it's enjoyable. It's nice to come talk to people. I'm good anyway, just got some food. How are you?
>>689526638
Praise bees
>>689526846
Like putting your hair up.
>>689527112
That's a wasp you fucking dumb bitch get your shit together
>>689527183
M-My hairs?
>>689527112
Maybe i was already thinking of getting some food soon.
>>689527183
girls... are... pretty
Reminder what the best music for playing wows is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>689527199
Oh
>>689527329
You should bring me some, then a warm sponge bath would be in order
>>689527199
no you dumb fuck, it's a fucking hornet!
it even says in the file name "Hornisse" (german for hornet)
>>689527065
That wasn't even the one in the flower fields!
>>689527094
Thank you, it's by my favorite artist.
>>689527116
To what?
>>689527457can't remember seeing this pic/scene in the animu
>>689527535
>>689527535
You got shit on your face neve rmind it's your smile
>>689527457
It will be there in 6 months
>>689527535
what is this awesome artists name? would love to see more of this great work.
>>689526591
>>689526654
I see how that's a problem, no luck finding a job? Stuck with Uber....
>>689526719
I'm back now, in bad health, and extremely worn out. Happy to be here again though. White noise not cutting it out for ya?
>>689526981
Nice! I try to talk to everyone, but sometimes fall short. I look forward to knowing you. How many waifus do you converse with?
>>689527112
I'm happy you enjoy it so far! Also
look here >>689526719
When are you on?
>>689527019
I honestly don't know how they could have fixed that and motivated homemade decks, but their laddering system was terrible for many other reasons. Monthly reset makes games played per month very important to get legend, specially considering you can get up to rank 10 with a 40% winrate.
Also I added tons of pics yesterday that I feel like I won't ever use, I might have lowered my quality standards and I'm unsure how I feel about all these pics in weird art styles.
>pic related
Yuno Gasai. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
>>689527671
Damn that's a long time to wait, huh.
>>689527912
Huh? What am I looking at? I always get confused when someone tells me to do that.
>Mio
>>689527912
Yeah its shit being stuck with Uber
>>689527894
Nekopuchi. Does quite a bit of Makoto, but I've seen him do other stuff as well.
>>689527912
I slowly talk to more as I find common interests. Maki with music, Rory with motorcycles, Mizore with a lot of things. And a general number? Couldn't really say, probably somewhere around 15-20 or so, so far, but it really depends on who talks about what.
>>689528187
Blame obama
>>689528178
Can I axe you a question
>>689528159
I don't really blame them, just helped me lose interest in the game.
Yeah it's a balance of finding pictures, I also have some that I wouldn't use, there's something off about her face and especially the eyes in that pic. Kyouko also pointed out that there was new pics on the drawfriend booru so i got some new ones from there.
This is my waifu, he da best
>>689527912
I got off the pc at 5am, couldn't manage to fall asleep until like 7. Didn't really have any white noise in the background sadly but my cat doesn't help with sleeping.
Your drawing got delivered but let's not talk about it again ok?
>When are you on?
I check in almost all day long even if I try to be productive.
>>689528099
I always wanted a pet crow!
Me irl
>>689528555
Axe away
>>689528536
Thanks Obama
>>689526981
Working. It's going pretty easy . You can never revive fries. They are fucked once they lose their first heat.
You kept smiling because you don't give a fuck. Not giving a fuck is best way to be happy.
>>689527560
Almost forgot to reply. I don't remember it either, but I'm rewatching k-on so it should re fresh my memory
>Mio
>>689528613
He is da best... around... nothing's ever gonner bring him down!
>>689528580
I guess I will just make a folder for barely usable pics, since I have so many I can have one more. Also found some cool scans I've never seen before but in terrible quality.
>>689528613
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Man that show was so fun. Best episode is water balloon episode.
The authors other stuff is fukken weeird too. Good, but cuhraazee.
>>689528613
le 90s kid show xD
Well i'm going to go catch some Zzz. Later /waifu/
>>689528613
>Not tak
>>689528369
thanks, /b/ro. you are legend.
