Poorly Describe some video games
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Poorly Describe some video games
>>689490607
>salty uncle
>lots of internet use
>murder murder
>friend gets murdered
>supersalt.jpg
>secret hideout
>I am a pirate cat
>letter from dad
>arctic ship
>fuck fuck fuck
>underground
>mine shaft
>Dogs but not
>worms but not
>burn friend
>knocked out
>next game
>Family keeps getting into trouble on the red planet
>Aunt is a smuggler
>Find aunt
>become smuggler
>In space
>>689490932
penumbra overture
>travel to tropical island
>treasure hunting
>acquire jetpack
>>689491113
Kerbal space program
>>689491177
Checked, and correct!
One of many chinks kills thousands of other chinks on a regular basis
>>689490607
still no right guesses
>start out playing as one guy for a bit
>then you play as another guy
>guy two has some daddy issues
>second guy can kill first guy but you get a bad ending
Not MGS 2 Not Hotline Miami
>Play as doge
>Space
>>689491257
No, it spans more than one game
Red Faction Series?
>infinite possibilities
>it'll never happen
>>689491313
Dogeminer
>Hats
>>689491482
TF2
>>689491470
no
>(hint)way overhyped
>USA and China remove kebab
>Kebab remove non kebab
>>689491454
Bioshock infinite?
>>689491113
Red Faction Series?
>>689491526
that one is a dead giveaway huh
>president's daughter captured
>send one dude with a handgun
>illuminati terrorist group
>kinda zombies but not really
>be an article of clothing
>handle balls
>entire game is lsd trip
>>689491612
Correct
>co op
>shoot bubbles
>pop bubbles
>>689491240
Shine get
>drive in Europe
>have to follow traffic laws
>>689491561
CoD Black Ops 2?
>>689491690
The adventures of PantsBalls
>>689491690
Glover
>>689491668
Best game ever Resident evil 4
>>689491690
Glover
>>689491753
euro truck driver
>amnesia wake up
>break wood
>drown pigs
>eat bread
>>689491753
Euro truck simulator
>>689491690
glover, motherfucker
>Steel Balls
>Cocky
>fuck you im rich
>aliens
>>689491711
Yeee
>huge explosion
>tricked into walking in a freezer
>wake up
>kid gets taken away from me
>wife gets killed for being a cunt
>another settlement needs your help
>>689491770
No, here's a hint because it is a little vague
RTS
>die
>but im already dead how does that work
>die again
>>689491781
>>689491805
Winners :)
>>689491785
ayy gj what gave it away
>Skeleton becomes Santa Clause
>>689490926
watch dogs?
>>689491871
Fallout 4 easyy as fuck
>main character goes through levels based on games he previously reviewed.
>>689491815
You had it.
>want some rye
>course ya do
>Jump around in space
>fucked up planets everywhere
>up to two players. but the second one really doesnt do shit
>80's style
>Ridiculous guns
>Dragon
>>689491908
dark souls
>>689491945
Yes
>>689491778
This made me lol out loud
>>689491908
Dark souls
>>689491585
No, think very, very recent
>Metal in ass
>Revenge is sweet, nuclear fire is sweeter
>>689491823
Yeah bitch
>>689491945
Winner
>new house
>neighbors are weird as fuck
>in crippling debt
>shake trees for an hour
>>689492042
Mercenaries 2?
>Most females dead
>Tanks
>>689492112
animal crossing
>>689492112
Animal Crossing
>>689491968
super mario galaxy series
>>689491981
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon
>>689491981
Blood Dragon?
>>689491912
All of it lel
>>689492112
Easy. Animal Crossing.
>on boat
>"kill this person"
>"oh, btw there's someone who's been told to kill you too"
>
>"have fun"
>>689492154
Battle Tanx: Global Assault
>>689492132
Correct
>memes
>>689491968
U R Mr Gay
guy fucks aliens and dies in the end
>>689490607
>Space ships
>Tech Tree
>Simple
>Hard
>90's
go around in a cave. it's also a story
>>689492252
The Ship. Love that game.
>>689492258
Correct
>>689492252
The Ship.
>>689491454
My sex life
>>689490931
claw
>>689492201
>>689492207
Winrars are you "Cuntstabber"
>>689492180
Yep
>>689491454
No Man's Sky?
>7.8/10
> too much water
>"were is varok"
>>689492275
Any indie game post 2014?
>>689492311
space invaders?
>>689492353
kek
>huge custom controller
>next gen sequel used even more retarded control scheme
>>689492354
Good one
>>689491968
Wild 9
>>689492377
pokemon omega ruby/alpha sapphire
>themes of rebellion and revolution
>do so by throwing cans at officers
>>689491313
Starfox.
>>689492214
Any moba?
>>689492384
ranscaper
>>689491710
Bust a Move?
That or throw it way back with Bubble Bobble
>Plane crash
>creepy naked men
>vacation goes horribly wrong
>Helicopter ride off offshore prison
>>689492475
hl2
>according to this game, tonight is a terrible night to have a curse.
>manage people
>become champions
>rage all the time because you pressed the wrong button
>officials are 100% spot on, not realistic at all
>>689492275
Age of empires?
>>689492505
the forest
>>689492505
The forest.
>>689492372
Bingo
>>689492530
Dead island
>>689491143
Rebel Galaxy
>>689492112
Animal crossing
>Sad child runs from mother through basement and mutates along the way
>>689492505
the forest
>>689492334
Cave Story?
>>689492530
Dead island
>>689492541
Yep
>>689491690
Adventure time video game
>foreigner
>everyone hates you
>save the country
>nobody gives a shit
>>689492587
Yep
>>689492552
Dwarf fortress?
Hard mode
>Fighting on dynamic movie set
>x is working as intended
>>689492424
Steel battalion. I did it in the previous thread.
>"Are there not better tools?"
>"This is hard work."
>"Building construction has been completed."
>>689491919
>>689491919
Nightmare before Christmas
>>689490932
Lost Planet?
>space person fucks aliens, dies in the end
>alternate timeline confederacy got dinosaurs
>>689491817
craftmine
>why do i have to do this to get out
>why cant i just hop the wall and leave
>why does he walk so much faster than me
>why don't i ever shut the fuck up
>>689492677
Every souls game
>>689492732
Mass effect?
>>689492681
ding ding ding winnar
>>689492311
StarCraft?
>>689492802
yeup
>>689491143
That is almost the story line for Independence war 2 ,but you don't find your aunt
>waves of redshirts
>Literally thousands of them
>Hilariously shitty voice acting
>cats arrive in mail
>fuck them
>Sister brings all her cats over
>fuck them two
>I just wanted to bake cakes and shit
>I'm here to solve puzzles and chew bubblegum and they're all out of bubblegum
>>689492551
Simon's Quest
>>689492665
Not even close, stay guessing mate
>>689492311
ss13
>>689490607
None of you niggers will get this
> the endless laughing
> the blood channel
> sweet wrestling moves
>>689492672
>original xbox game
>fight with other players
>Do a barrel roll!
>command many people. die because you got nuked.
>>689491313
Jet force Gemini
>>689491313
COD: Ghosts
>teenagers do a better job investigating crime than the police by watching tv and playing with their imaginary friends
>>689492692
c&c generals
>>689492914
duke nukem
>Be actual rock
>Downhill
>Crush man
lets see if u guys can do this, my fav game
>have nothing
>oh shit zombies
>run back into house and grab what you can
>hit zombie with rolling pin
>a lot
>more zombies
>get scratched
>run down highway unendingly until you reach the next town
>gun store
>locked
>begin breaking door down
>noooiiiiise
>too many zombies
>THIS IS HOW YOU DIED
>die
>you are a cat physically
>lose memory
>think your some other dude
>prevent deaths in the afterlife
>emo wants to destroy the multiverse because he's salty over his dead waifu
>get a fat turtle, a bitch, and your faggot brother to help stop him
>>689492997
That's actually not the real quote
>>689493048
Fucking finally
>compete on stupid gameshow
>nerdy canadian pengiun
>>689493070
Actually no
>game where you go to space. fails miserable. old game is massive sucsess.
>>689493117
Project Fuck You
>you're made out of balls
>shoot balls
>>689492992
Doa?
>sister kidnapped
>lost at sea
>milk
>>689493058
Sorry I mean correct
>the sims, in MMO format
>never really got off the gound
>free
>bombardiers to your stations
>pick 'em up, set 'em down
>now you see me, soon you won't
>insufficient funds
>roll around in a ball
> you're a monkey
>>689493277
easy, second life
>>689493056
Persona 4?
>>689493009
C&C RA2
>>689492982
dead rising
>>689492732
>Can't look up or down but you don't need to
>The band Nine Inch Nails helped
>>689493315
Super Monkey Ball. That was fuckin hard
>>689493225
Ballz for the Sega Genesis
>wake up
>remember nothing
>reptiles
>take the southern route
>or not, you'll get your ass torn apart though
>eventually get shiny thing back
>lots of guns n' shit
>>689493315
super monkey ball
>>689491293
Hyrule Warrpop
>>689493315
katamari ez
>>689493225
Vectorman
>>689493315
super monkey ball
>Be computer chip
>Take over mind of space animals
>>689493129
Suikoden 3? Or whatever number that one was
>>689493360
nope, civ v
>>689493277
second life
>are you ok?
>buster wolf.
>>689493347
no, not easy
>>689493354
yes
>>689493415
spacestation silicon valley
>college kid saves friend then ends up killing her with time
>>689493463
Nope
>>689493380
Good guess but think the console generation before
>>689493385
Didn't mean to reply to your post, my b
>>689493451
Nope
>>689493406
Close enough I was talking about the other warrior games
>>689492974
>ss13
No, but good game
>>689490607
>Metal world
>have some important unit
>with a super gun
>you can only use like 5 times
>Have battle for weeks
>Still lose
>no more resources
Try to gues this old as fuck game
>John Madden
>AEIOU
>>689491844
Saints row
>>689492603
binding of isaac
twitch/pixiehavoc
>>689493593
that nasa space game
>>689493514
Correctamundo
>little boy in a dress
>cut grass
>drives trains sometimes
>save the world
>>689492672
>>689493129
Something Mario?
>>689493482
Fucking love that game. Played it endlessly. Stoked as fuck for P5
>>689493402
New Vegas
>>689491303
Gta v
>>689493682
Yeah, but which one?
>Old dude hangs out with a teenage girl and goes on an American road trip while fighting zombies and assholes
>Be American
>Kill Russians...with time
>>689492672
Viewtiful Joe
>>689493661
better title than actual game
>>689493675
Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
>Raid evil house
>find off brand Aigis robot
>Fight demons in tournament with off brand bot
>Dont shoot your father
>>689493482
think i remember this game, but don't know what it's called. did SA do an article about it years ago?
>okay well the log is telling me to kill some wolves, let's get to it!
>okay I've leveled up..time to kill some more wolves!
>Almost to max level time to kill these purple wolves!
>>689490607
>I love you Sarge
>>689493385
Doom, obviously.
>>689493798
Not that I know of
its a console exclusive, if that helps
>Be Russian
>Really hate our mole problem
super pathogen. kills anyone that speaks. words kill.
>>689493675
The one zelda game with trains Idk the name
>>689493385
Original Quake
>cant see
>flags
>boom
>>689493769
last of us
>>689493913
that there's a zerglin, lester.
>El Presidente!
>Fuck off Penultimo
>Command small green men from above
>Yellow men and bugs are your enemy
>2d shooter
>based on an anime
>killer soundtrack
>a shit ton of powerups.
>>689494079
yes
>bowling
>>689493853
Wolf killer simulator
>be champion
>go to another world
>get fucked
>literally
>seaquel is the exact same thing, in space
>Long awaited sequel to an awesome franchise after 5 years
>It sucks
>Never look at stickers the same way ever again
>>689493590
Total annihilation??
>>689494182
Wii sports
>>689493590
Total annihilation .
>>689494159
literally any bullet hell game
Alright faggots thats enough games for me. Later.
>>689493853
Final Desert XII
>>689493739
Yee
>>689493966
GTA IV
>Mario Kart had a baby with Need for speed
>>689490607
arrive at new job
damn i love building bombs
accidentally blow science lab and myself up
>espionage
>I'm in a car
>w8 now it's a boat
>w8 now it's a motorcycle
>damn this car is shiny
>can't turn around
>>689493985
Shit as fuck mgsv
>>689494074
Minesweepcrafter
>guide came with scratch n sniffs
>>689494431
Burnout
>>689494327
>>689494331
Correct!
>>689493682
Honestly no idea, but I've been laughing my ass off at your description.
>>689494182
GTAKE IV
>germ is better than big ass robot. lady infected by germ may help kill robot
>>689494128
>Thank god for cold fusion
>>689494413
No, like closer to actual moles
>>689493937
Close, but no
>>689494576
Its Super Paper Mario
>>689494317
Mgsv?
>>689494537
Starts with a b but not burnout
>>689494577
yese
>>689494317
Fallout 4
>>689494317
Paper Mario Sticker Star
>Be robot of very large size
>Tiny robots crashed landed on earth from space
>Gather tiny robots
>Tiny robots combine into a jetpack
>Use jetpack to defeat gianter robot
>>689494487
Spy Hunter
>>689494714
Blur
>>689494746
BINGO!
>>689494756
You got it!
>>689494779
Correct
>>689494023
winrar
>banzai
Alien is smart
>Get to fuck lots of hot grills
>the hottest one though is like a daughter to you and you cant touch her
>also get to swing your sword around
>rpg
>sky
>pirates
>>689494926
banzaiii
>>689494892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI
>#3 if you're an american, #6 if you're a fukken weaboo
2 teams with dangerously low aged girls and guys fight each other.
>>689495055
PIRATES101
>parent is killed
>little italy
>Be goat-man
>Hunt other strange "men" using animals
>>689495055
World of warcraft
>>689494144
Tropico
>Be weaboo
>vampire problem
>steal clothing
>Fight edge lord in skyscraper with your choice of waifu
