Faces
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Faces
>>689404946
'ppreciate ya lad
but hair not as cute wet
>>689404946
My man OP gets the best faces threads going.
Where the white women @ /b/?
>>689405259
3.14/10 you got a hot mouth
>>689404946
Faces of what? Cards? I can hook you up with some faces of cards just hold on a sec
This is all you do on /b/, isn't it?
>>689405507
8/10
stop doing the people's eyebrow in every pic you take.
>>689405832
KEK post face then faggot
I'm zozzling like crazy over here
Zozzle me fags
Personal fave
>>689405981
What else is there? Well, outside of beating off to Lolis or beating off to traps or beating off to black cocks inside of white women?
>>689406204
vein looks chill
>>689406204
Don't leave me unzozzled :-((((
>>689406511
7.5
>>689406336
>>689383610
>>689403271
>>689404559
Literally anything else than seeing your faggot face multiple times a day.
>>689406475
>>689406485
Thank you guys
Top zozzle
>>689406173
your that guy with a beard why do you get so mad when someone rates u a 6
>>689406789
Yet you chose to look multiple times a day. Who's the faggot here again? KEK. Ugly fucks are capable of some serious mental gymnastics.
>>689406588
Zozzle m8
>>689404946
snob from the 90's/10
>>689407055
I zozzle you a 9/10
>>689407337
2 points for being at least vaguely shaped like a human
>>689407039
I catch it browsing the front page, and usually enjoy whenever it's torn apart by spiderman or furry porn as it should be.
Still you. I don't need my appearances validated by /b/, or strangely think I'm good looking enough to post them ad nauseum despite being below average at best.
Like the majority of people talk mad shit on you, not caring at this point is a sign of autism more than being alpha.
>>689407420
KEK try way way harder fuckboi. Post face or hide the thread, pretty simple. Or sit around and be outraged, or kys.
20 bucks PayPal says you're fucking hideous please please take me up on it. Be sure to timestamp.
>>689407420
slightly
>>689407420
Wow some serious zozzle there m8
>>689407730
This is me
Where are all the summer fags at?
>>689407756
Slightly what?
>>689407730
Are you OP? Even if I were to post a picture you'd just call me ugly out a spite for being ugly, but if that's your only insult against me then it's pretty pathetic that appearances are the only thing you value in people, especially when you have none.
And no, like spiderman or whoever people like me help turn this threads into even more bullshit than they were before, so I'm just making them more entertaining to compensate for your lack of substance.
You're welcome.
>>689408069
slightly autistic
>>689408000
>>689408069
I'm not OP fuckboi
>>689405507
Why does every square headed faggot with a fluffy beard do this exact same raised eyebrow pose?
It's like their duck face or something.
>>689408224
Some serious cringe there m8
>>689408231
Oh.
Are you the bearded dude?
Actually who gives a fuck.
>>689408216
Ah.
Most people gathered by your consistently blank expression.
>>689408408
nothing cringe about that
>>689404946
bro you gotta stop making these fucking threads
>>689408459
hey >>689408000, we found the summerfags
>>689408258
Apparently I do it when I'm trying to concentrate on something. I don't even notice it. Oh well, I'll take shit for it I know it's lame.
>>689408418
I'm not the bearded dude I'm >pic related
And you give a fuck obviously
here i am faggot
sorry can't r8 on mobile
>>689408773
Oh.
Enough to respond at this point. I thought you were faggot OP.
>>689408418
My expression is blank? I haven't even posted my face.
Rate
>>689408804
5.5/10. But you knew that answer.
>>689408884
I'm both :DDD
>>689408883
Why
>>689408722
Hey, I'm not saying it's lame.
Well, it kinda is - I'm just wondering why it's so common. Is it like a sex thing?
>>689408913
Then it's the definition of blank.
>>689409019
>689408884
johannes
>>689409057
pruv it fagit
rate this
>>689409110
Honestly I'm far sighted. I think it's a result of that. Like I'm trying to squint to take the selfie but also trying to look normal at the same time. I don't do it unless I'm taking the picture myself.
>>689409294
How monsieur
>>689404946
I like your bedding.
>>689404946
does OP have a life outside of making these thread?
OP is your sole purpose for living entail making this same fucking thread everyday?
>>689409508
By posting another picture of yourself with I'm a fucking faggot written on it.
>>689409414
Looks like someone shot through a fat man
>>689409577
It's fucking worth it if not just to harvest all this butthurt.
>>689409762
Dear lord we've pummeled him into a corner so now he has to be a troll in order to feel secure.
>>689409336
Unibrow
>>689409665
>>689409665
birth canal
>>689409656
No
>>689409762
I can just see OPs punchable face smirking
"i sure showed them"
what a pointless and empty life you lead OP
>>689409939
Is it trolling to start a thread and participate in it in earnest?
>>689404946
>shity hairline
>puffy babyface
>your eyes look dead
5.5/10
>>689410184
He replies sheepishly, desperately trying to convince us that the piss running down his trousers are in fact nut sweat.
>>689410184
Pic of me before I writed that on me
Notice that there are no words on my skin
>>689410350
I don't understand your metapher good sir
>>689410323
is it trolling to make the same dumb thread everyday just to get replies that are angry you keep posting this thread?
yes yes it is
>>689410323
When you backpedal when shit heads south, yes, it is, and it's just as pathetic as feeling the need to make this thread. every. god. damn. day. like you need to be the host.
>>689410584
>I hate faces threads
Proceeds to spend entire life in faces threads.
TIP TOP KEK
ja egal ... musik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO0KH_pHeas
>>689410635
>>689410610
I'm not OP. Just have never seen OP troll. Only participate cordially in his thread.
>>689410730
That's impossible because I already spend a good amount of my life outside of faces threads
So even if I would spend the rest of my life in faces threads it wouldN#t be my entire life
>>689411124
Forgot pic
>>689411124
Just most of it. Gotcha. Masochism is a hell of a fetish.
:D
>>689410744
Schnauze dahinten
>>689411017
Cordially sounds like the type of word OP would use in all seriousness without realizing that he sounds like an autistic fedorakin.
Sure you aren't OP pretending to not be OP so OP would appear like he has friends?
Because that's super pathetic, OP.
>>689411340
Who's the guy in front of you?
>>689411340
6/10 under normal conditions. 4/10 with that godlike mug hovering behind you making you look worse by comparison.
>>689411453
It's definitely OP faking that he has support
Zozzle me fags
>>689411453
I'm really not OP. I don't know OP. These threads are fun regardless.
Man are you upset KEK. Wish I could still get that emotional about something in life.
>>689411375
ja sry will dir ja nicht die aufmerksamkeit klauen ... ich finde nur das lied passt zu deiner gesichtskopfeinheit
>>689411844
>I'm really not OP. I don't know OP. These threads are fun regardless.
OP confirmed
>>689411834
>implying you aren't me faking support for myself.
top b8
>>689411844
>These threads are fun regardless
>Everyone hates them
Yep, definitely OP.
I find taking selfies so awkward.
dein schädel inspiriert
>>689412083
4.5/10
>>689411840
1/10
>>689411862
Da hattest du aber ein kessen spruch auf den Lippen
Bist bestimmt ein ganz töftes kerlchen
>>689412185
Nah I wouldn't go that low.
>>689411840
you look like a big guy
>>689412320
Just below average? That's not low that's realistic.
>>689412083
3/10
on the right
>>689412205
ziemlich keck
>>689412551
MODS
>>689412419
For you
>>689412624
Zozzle meg Anders, din jævel
>>689412083
These are about average faces
>>689404946
>>689405507
>>689406282
Average, yours is not.
>>689413083
so, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>689412624
Top zozzle mates! top zozzle
>>689413254
Derailing this thread, with no survivors!
>>689413254
>>689413589
Samefaggin
>>689413245
op is not above average
>>689412083
Nice basic training glasses faggot
>>689413691
not even
>>689413776
>about average
>about
Read harder moron
rate me guys
>>689413691
>>689413850
Nope just odd
>>689413795
Kek
>>689414029
I too use several proxies
>>689414006
You look like a pussy slayer.
rate me
>>689414006
supreme gentleman/10
>>689414006
Supreme gentleman
>>689404946
k
>>689414279
10/10
>>689414242
here's a more recent picture
>>689414006
supreme gentleman/10
>>689414344
4/10
>>689414344
outfagged, OP.
Start making these threads to replace him.
>>689414344
rate me pleeease be gentle <33
>>689414430
Hot inverted nips
>>689414344
Gtfo this is my thread now
>>689414279
You look exactly like OP!!!
>>689414606
lul
someone saved my pic
>>689414006
Feels gentle, man.
>>689414279
>the fingers of contemplation
>such wisdom
>much intellect
>hawt stare that sees into my soul
>checkerboard covers
>omg must study logic
>slick hair, obviously familiar with product
>plaid
>never goes out of style
>...n-noah's ark lightswitch?
Complete fucking faggot.
>>689414606
Still 4/10. Even with the choker Natalie Portman wore in the Professional.
>>689414894
k
taste is subjective and all that
now, why exactly 4/10?
>>689415050
>Weak jawline
>bad nose
>space between lips and nose too small
>oddly shaped ears
>shit hair
>shit specs
>so pale it's clear skin
>>689415045
3/10
>>689415050
not him, but for one, your clothing choice is awful. The choker is weird, guys don't wear chokers. Your glasses are boring, cover up too much of your face, and make you look like even more of a neet. Your hair is fuck my shit up level. also this >>689415449
>>689415449
I'm the guy wearing the hat. what am i
>>689415050
ya ur a 4
>>689406194
underrated
>>689415765
6/10
me !!!
>>689415050
>taste is subjective and all that
maybe, but objectively you are ugly
>>689415841
10/10
>>689416046
Finally someone intelligent enough to be objective in these threads. Had some dweeb say he couldn't rate males because he's not into guys. I asked if he knew what an ugly guy looked like. He rage quit.
>>689407419
Holy shit, kek
>>689415746
What hat? Where?
>>689415950
No its not
>>689416046
Objectivety is an ideal that can not be reached, subjectively speaking
>>689415449
>>689415632
>weak jawline
I hate masculine features so that is good.
>shit hair
I am growing out my hair on purpose kek
the bf likes it so no reason to object
>shit specs
literally
default specs
and once again bf likes them BECAUSE they make me look like even more of a neet
>pale
that is a good thing.
>clothing choice is awful
literally a normal fucking shirt
>guys don't wear chokers
that's the point.
>>689416046
obvious bait is obvious
>>689416296
8/10, cute.
>>689416285
4/10
>>689416296
silverandcold/10
>>689416015
6.5/10
>>689408804
Nice teeth/10
Get rid of that fucking hat, anon
>>689416503
you look awful. Being gay isn't an excuse to look gross.
>>689416015
id fuck you/10
>>689416503
i wasnt baiting you
keep thinking what you want
the denial is quite impressive
>>689416503
Well it's subjective after all kek
>>689416560
mose from neds declassified/10
I would lick your anus
>>689416747
thanks why
>>689416835
wtf
>>689416560
6.5/10
>>689416892
thx
>>689416813
the way I look is the reason I have a boyfriend, so tough shit kek.
also summerfag/10
>>689404946
Who the hell is that stupid to post here his own face???
>>689417111
like having a boyfriend is some type of accomplishment
>>689416015
If you weren't as greasy and scrawny looking and didn't have the fingers and nails of a tweaker you'd be a 7.5
>>689417111
traffic doesnt go up in summer
>>689415045
7/10
>>689417149
Oh. You're a 5.5/10. Same as always.
>>689417111
yah ur 4.
>>689417098
Mixture between jake harper and russel crow
>>689417152
another summerfag.
4chan has always been pussy shit, no matter how much people play it up.
>>689417256
No, not at all.
Having a 9/10 edward elric lookalike that constantly gets hit on however, is.
>>689417313
...And there is all the evidence I need that you are a summerfag.
Me
>>689415045
>>689416415
is this the same person?
what a fucking faggot kill yourself
>>689411340
Keanu Reeves, is that you?
>>689417290
hahaha ok bro, im not grease but looks like it in pic lol
>>689417493
anime character look a like
this has to be a troll no one actually talks like that right?
>>689416503
Thanks
>>689417493
kek, you don't agree with us so we're all summerfags. I could take your boyfriend from you in 5 minutes, and he's probably a 4, just like you. Also pic related. It's me.
>>689415937
I know I am, just not in the right mood for anything, I'll waste what I want if I want
>>689415344
I was only trying to talk to people that aren't so twisted like the ones I gotta deal with daily, I did not realize I had to guise and mask my gratitude for being able to have such thing even on here in order to avoid being taken as "naive girl"
If the case is that you're trying to say nothing special about anyone here to be liked well your way sucks
What if I'm not "easily impressed" and just looking for simple things, I am in the end aware of myself
>>689417626
If you aren't greasy then you just got to lift a few weights and stop doing so much crank and you're good to go
>>689417504
Nice hair you fucking loser.
I wish you were in NJ, and somewhere near the towns around me so I could slap you in the fucking face.
Drive by your house and scream NICE HAIR FAGGOT.
You fucking pussy. The meer fact you're into that gay rate me shit proves how much of a feeble mind you have.
Bitch boy.
Wonder what you're gonna say? U mad? Typical response from someone with that hair style.
>>689418026
hahaha ok man, thx for the advice
>>689418069
Fuckboi
>>689414558
Why's your head shaped upside down?
>>689416560
I like how your lips go up at the edges. Good eyebrows too. 7/10
>>689417098
No offense but you're fucking scary to look at. Maybe it's just the smile
>>689418069
Triggered much? Someone that looks like me must have told you he loved you and took your virginity after prom and didn't call you again.
>>689405259
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you bananafags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE PICTURE SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH A BANANA PHOTOSHOPPED OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does the original image even have to do with bananas? Why on earth would you associate it with a fucking banana? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
Search for post above, at least reply
Don't be a nigger
Hai /b/
Hey
>>689418562
Tryhard/10
>>689416560
Miranda Cosgrove/10
>>689418232
>>689418687
Show us the peen
>>689416415
4/10
>>689417788
are you op's retarded cousin?
7/10
>>689418947
4/10
>>689418232
Gravity.
Gotta only this one.
rate pls
>>689419115
3.5/10
>>689418687
oh look this fucking freak, well hello again you are still ugly as fuck. nothing have changed since last thread. you are still a 5/10 at best.
Rate me <3
>>689418069
This is now a pasta
>>689419254
441/10
Rate me pls
i always forget im the only girl on the internet
>>689419420
>please die
r8 me
>>689419420
Using the word
>girl
Rather loosely there anon
>>689407337
Slavic/10
>>689419420
Checked
>>689419420
2/10
Rate pls
>>689419502
6/10
>>689418687
>>689419502
6.8/10 skin too shiny
>>689408804
stop coming to these threads like we care
>>689419502
Ugly as fuck, but show tits and i might give you a 7/10
>>689417797
Fine.
You misunderstand things. Or do I not make myself comprehensible. This is why I didn't want to say anything honestly.
Not true, there's things I like about everyone and things I don't like, like I told you hypocrisy on my behalf. You do whatever you want in the end, I also am aware and do what I want.
>>689419420
Why is that seatbelt made out of dirty wood?
>>689408883
Mark Zuckerberg /10
Shoulda died already
Shit
Faces
>>689419550
An improvement on a nigs face
>>689419550
You look like a dickhead
>>689419633
nah
>>689419502
>>689419485
i wanna
>>689418474
Hit me right in the feels man.
Guess I'm not used to smiling that much
>>689409577
i make the thread, leave, come back and read it usually once its 404'd.
>>689414006
Underated killers
>>689409939
that wasnt me, learn to identify an obvious troll young one
>>689419745
>>689419755
You don't have to be so rude about me deformity
>>689419902
This proves nothing autist
>>689420136
You should stick around to defend yourself once and a while
>>689419512
you're right im actually a man.
>>689420336
Called it. Show us your cock.
>>689411844
i cant tell if youre actually strangely dedicated to defending these threads, or are such a good troll youve canoodled peoples psyches into thinking you were me (OP). either way, kudos
>>689419502
better picture I guess, don't be too r00d /b/
>>689418687
10/10 would fuck.
>>689420127
same..
>>689420418
The latter. It's my troll swag.
>>689414279
fucking kek'd, good shit man. never thought someone would take that kind of effort out on me
>>689420452
8/10 show your tits
>>689420452
I'd give you a right good pounding
