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I'll start.
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of the hedge variety
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You kids have nothing on me.
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Czech em, niggers
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>>689385133
>>689385255
Hmm.....
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Nite plz
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>>689384993
ez king
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Filthy casuals
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Witness me
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>>689386110
One off kys
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FOR FREEDOM
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>>689384993

I know what I am. Do you?
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>>689384993
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Rawl
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i dont really care
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Peasant life for me m8
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see them barrels rollin'
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I shall be who I am
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let's roll
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I have arrived
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>>689384993
shit head. doppy dop
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Peasantry here I come
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Don't mind me, just your emperor on my way through.
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>>689384993
I guess it's peasant again
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>>689384993
DAS DEUTSCHE VOLKES
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Check these trips, fam.
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>>689387000
Check'd
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quints or i kill myself
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>>689387000
Ebin
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>>689387000
o shit
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>>689384993
Ding dong
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>>689387000
Praise the king
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>>689387000
W I T N E S S E D

I

T

N

E

S

S

E

D
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>>689384993
Ez King
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>>689384993
I'M THE KIIIIIING
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Let's go.
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Onto your knees,

or not?
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>>689387000
check mate
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>>689384993
ok
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I promise to be humble
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Rolling, probably a filthy peasant as usual I suppose.
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f0000k
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>>689387000

NOICE
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Rollan
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Hail the king of kings
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I LOVE WHEAT
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I shall serve you m'lord
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flop
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>>689387000

al hale te xng
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>>689387098
Fucking peasant
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Rolllllll
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Deus Vult
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>>689384993
quads get
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yes milord
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y not
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>>689387000
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If only I could be a knight.
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>>689387000
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Peasant get
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Press B to blow
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Don't mind me, just working them fields.
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Jesu domine
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Knight
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>>689387366

And by working I mean fighting the enemy
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>>689387335
Fuck
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peasant man
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Suckadick
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Knight reporting in
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git. guud. nigger.
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Fuck me hard
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A simple peasant life for me please.
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>>689384993
roll
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>>689384993

Prepare my enemies for the slaughter.
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>>689387255
Soldiers acting all high and mighty
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>>689387473
Well shiet
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>>689387000
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ROLLO
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sure
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>>689384993
Pray me peasants
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>>689384993
Who said that you make the rules? I didnt vote for you.

t. peasant.
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>>689384993
rfolly polyy
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>>689387420
Blazed peasant is good aswell!
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It is I
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>>689387550

cause we are higher than you you fucking peasant
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>>689384993
Re Roll
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I'm no peasant!
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Quints coming your way
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>>689387581
ssshhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeittttt
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RAWL
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let's see how Trump does
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Okay so I am....
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I'll be taking the emperor's throne.
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8 = )
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bow before me
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okaydillydodillydangleydo
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quads fgt
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>>689387722
he gunna win
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quints pls
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bow down to your king
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>>689387000


Praise the King!
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>>689387776
so close it hurts
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rolll
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bestow upon me the lands and titles befitting of my rank and birth
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Top King
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rollin
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subvert peasants
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>>689387000
bow down peasants
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>>689386299
>>689385411
>>689385255
>>689385133
>>689386700
soldiers, defend your king
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>>689387876
yeah that sounds about right
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Rollan 4 Dolan
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>>689387710
Here it's comes
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her com dat boi
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>>689384993
Roll
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where is my crown?
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>>689384993
Claiming my chair.
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>>689384993
rolling to claim my place!
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Here we go
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Come, my filthy subjects, kneel before your king of kings...
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Lick my balls

(pls)
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peasant, alreadt calling it
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>>689384993
r0llin
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Your king has arrived
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>>689388241
Wow, psychic
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Pls no peasant
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suuhh
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>>689384993
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everyone in this thread is a bitch -signed me
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>>689387776
Close
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>>689388301
One off, legit tho. Re-rollin
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I am a king irl
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>>689388193
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>>689384993
The emperors new groove was dope. I want to ne like that llama.
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400111
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>>689384993
bow down you mongrels
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ROLL FOR MONARCHY
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roll for peasent
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just gimme a number ill do fine in whatever position
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reroll
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>>689388431
ballsack
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>>689384993
Reporting in
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mtop
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>>689387776
I guess you could say he fell "short" of it
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Wht rings u got bithc
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Virgins for everyone
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Rollerino
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>>689388500
One more time
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bow to me
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>>689384993
roll for Emperor!
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The new reich shall begin
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>>689384993
King reporting in
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>>689388627
One more why not
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This shit is hella gay
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Fall to my feet.
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happens
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sup
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>>689384993
Roll
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. . .
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>>689388677
Reroll,hitler did start as a soilder
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Quints niggers.
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>>689384993
rollin
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>>689388836
Reroll
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rollin for king
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Where is your god now
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>>689384993
rawl
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oh boy
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>>689388888

damn who got it
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>>689388881
HNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
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aight
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Roll
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Here for Knight
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>>689384993
Soldier pl0x
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Pleb
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Heil Mir
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>>689387000
As your king, I declare this a spiderman thread now
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King of kings.
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peasant here I come
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>>689384993
ROLL
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I wish I will get a girlfriend
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>>689384993
Hate
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Ezpz
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>>689389183
you need a miracle, anon.
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Peasants
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Boom
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Bow down to me
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>>689384993
Fucking roll
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Filthy peasants
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>>689384993
These so called "get threads" are the lowest form of gambling there is, enjoy your virginities, degenerates.
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Coming through peasant scum.
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>>689384993
I'm no peasant
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>>689384993
>give me some quints
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>>689389321
Get back to work peasant!
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hey there, whats going on.
no sorry i didn;t write more. but I don;t know what to say. and i really don;t know what i'm doing.
i did have the thoughts this morning that people's lives get better once i leave them alone? how fucking depressing is that. my ex found a guy with a couple of kids to look after, another girl i was interested in found a great guy almost immediatly after i left but hey that's great on them right? getting out there and doing something with their lives.
I've tried. I really have. and i probably will keep trying because I am a glutton for this sort of thing. trying to find that spark that connection with other people but maybe thats the problem, is i'm trying to hard. and i want to be social. or maybe i;m looking at it from the other end. maybe I am the outgoing one and all the "friends" I do have are all social introverts . yea i have thought about that as well. but that can;t be true. that would mean that me, the person who has constantly said that sometimes. people just get on my nerves, and i want to push them into the sun. my the person with the anger issues, who doesn't go to a docdoc to get "fixed" because I don't want that anger, that seething burning hated to come out and scare off the people I am close to like I have before.
or maybe i'm to honest with people, and thats the problem. I'm to honest and i really don;t care I get that people don;t want to hang out all the time and whatnot. but every once in a while man, communication is a two way street and I loathe to always always always be the one who has to initiate such things. Or maybe ...
just maybe...
I've pushed everyone away and created this boundary that seems insurmountable.
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.
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idk, I just don;t know anymore.
I'm tired of this place and I'm tired of my life
my folks are great people, my sister and her family as well.
maybe i'm just a fuckhead loner
thats all i got. i just needed to get that out.
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Aaaand BLAMO, bow to me.
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>>689384993

God Emperor of Mankind here.
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kneel
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Might as well
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>>689384993
Has anyone ever gotten quints?
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Peasant pls
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>>689384993
roll
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Boom. I'm the one.
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Lolloloololooli...roll
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Ill be a good peasant me lord
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Oi
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>>689389492
wtf are you on about mate?
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Come and see the violence inheret in the system!
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>>689389800
Noice!
Stop right there criminal scum!
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>>689384993
they see me
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OP is peasant, peasant is fag
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>>689384993
I will eat your souls
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>>689384993
oki
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all hail ayy lmao
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MAKE WAY PEASANT FILTH
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>>689389816
sorry just doing a brain dump
getting things out of my head so i stop thinking about them.
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oh hi
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>>689384993
Worry not, lads. The slayer of gods has arrived.
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Bow to the Trumpo
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>>689384993
Has anyone ever gotten quints?

>rolling for trips at least.
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Sup peasants
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>>689384993
roll
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go big or go home
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BOW
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>>689384993
Emprah protects, motherfucker
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>>689384993
rollz
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Bow for the king
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Sir Cool Kid reporting for duty.
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Rull
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lul
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Peasant like the piece of shit I am
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>>689384993

Peasant
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Henry rollins
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kneel....now
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>>689384993
Enough. I am here.
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For honor and glory!
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>>689386386
Mediocre
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>>689384993
All these retards calling knights kings.
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Oh god. RIP
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roll for peasant
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Worship me
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Bow down /b/itches
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>>689384993
easy
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>>689384993
What about sextuplets?
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hello
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I was always a peasant
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>check
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Bet ill be a peasant
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>>689384993
Fml peasant
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>>689391092
get back to work, farmer
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>>689384993
roll
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Bow down
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Rollax
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Bow for your king!
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