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>>689362963
Well that was fast
>>689364493
Why's this funny? At least he doesn't dress like those niggers behind him.
>>689362524
Had this happen in a rented apartment. Had to find the right color and paint it.
Been a while since I broke this shit out.
>>689364688
nuthin' personal kid
>>689364954
payback
>>689363540
???
>>689365080
ROFL lost again!!
>>689362524
Just use uour dads real cock sissy boi
>>689365253
Trout tried eating a snake. It's partially digested.
>>689363201
SAUCE!!!
>>689362524
I don't think that's the right approach. You have to convey a girl these few things:
1. that you have purpose (you know what you're doing and where you're going)
2. That you can and are expected to lead the interactions of the date. (Hold her hand, unexpectedly take her places, you take action basically).
3. That you believe in your principles of life so well that you are judging her based on your standards, not the other way around (this doesn't mean that you should judge her like a dick, but that you have standards and are seeing that if she meets them).
4. That you don't put her on a pedestal. This conveys that you may have more girls lined up, or that you're not easy to get.
5. You can make her feel emotionally comfortable (from making her laugh, to knowing when to begin physical contact, you hate to know how to read her).
6. That you're outcome independent. You have to convey that if the date goes wrong it doesn't affect you at all. That your well being rests on a deep sense of who you are rather than the outcome of your interaction with her.
Continue to reevaluate, my friend, and be honest and prepare for hard truths. It's the only way to progress.
>>689365555
failGET
>>689364493
This is funny to me, because I am from Chicago, and that is a Chicago bus stop and that guy is clearly a college student from some small town in the middle of Kansas or something.
Fuckin' hipsters.
>>689363201
wait what
why
Only funny if you watch Gaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trOJClfD68
>>689363419
that's fucked
>>689365555
Those quads
>>689365068
Where can i find more about that shooting?
>>689365906
Try the internet
>>689365988
top kek
have some love
>>689365618
>>689364688
>>689364493
Western samurai.
>>689365906
I got the image from the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on it today, it's great.
>>689366181
I saw someone name it Canadian Samurai.
>>689364688
oh are you mad because someone took a picture of you ?
>>689365618
From Kansas, never seen those pants in any store ever. We're too busy locking people up for shit they didn't do and driving tractors with dildo seats to bother wearing pants with 33" diameter legs.
>>689365618
Dude, that was from an article from The Onion about "area guy wearing JNCOs like it's still 1997" or something. It's not real, so don't get all defending Chicago from hipsters. We are one of the most hipster cities in the country already, with plenty being from the area in the first place.
>>689362524
This isn't that hard (teehee) to fix.
Had a roommate in college put his fist through the wall while drunk. Bastard graduated and left the hole covered by a poster.
I didn't want to lose my damage deposit so I got some plaster, some spray-on texture, and a can of paint. Patched up the hole, laid down some texture, and painted the whole wall so it matched.
Like it never happened.
>>689367118
Don't lie, OPs picture is of your roommate and it wasn't a fist. But he was drunk.
Da prophet made outta dicks
>>689367737
Actually, I wouldn't have surprised me. Guy was a little weird.
He got wasted one night and somehow mistook the TV stand for a toilet.
Son of a bitch pissed on my PS2!
>>689367737
Were you there too?
Are you that guy that slapped his face with his dick?
>>689367852
some nice dicks too
>>689363201
haha kekleljej racism its funny hahahaha
>>689369142
>This generation
>>689369261
Go back to funny junk nigger, this page isn't for you .
>>689366697
Also from Kansas can confirm
>>689366181
>horses are snart
>>689362524
>that grip
>>689365563
Have you been watching RSD
>>689364493
That's so sad... he probably thinks he's cool and shit imagine his horror when he sees this shit.. he'll try so hard to deflect.. never mind he's already here.. >>689364688
>>689366337
lost
>>689366454
Canadian Samurai at a Chicago bus-stop?
>>689365080
for a second i thought the middle left image was supposed to be a cock
>>689370535
Yellow Supremacy
>>689364493
Guaranteed somebody got this from a faces of /b/ thread...
>>689368811
>>689362524
What the fuck kind of wall is that
where I live walls are either concrete or brick
>>689365729
monkey see monkey do
>>689371185
You live in prison?
>>689368928
Lost so hard
>>689371496
10/10 would cuddle with
>>689371531
>his ride
>his
>>689362827
Top fucking zoz
Literally laughed out loud
Thank you anon, saved my shitty morning
>>689369261
this website has been like this for 13 years, your jon stewart hee-hee snarky comment is purely masturbatory faggot
>>689363540
Nice speckle tho
>>689371531
>shit house
>good car
why do people do this
>>689372011
Cringe
>>689364341
Fake and gay.
>>689365906
The prison cafeteria
>>689372181
>it's beat down!
>time!
>>689372037
Priorities
>>689372181
I would really lime to hurt that kid badly
>>689372011
double cringe
>>689369261
fk off Tyrone
>>689367852
someone spent a lot of time looking at dicks to make this.
>>689372011
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this world
>>689366337
Lost
>>689372011
cringy af
but i swear to god, that's the dude himself with a whig
>>689372397
>>689372494
iPhoto does the dicks for you
>>689367852
That's freaking awesome.
>>689372181
goodbye /b i have cancer
>>689371496
You see that a megacon?
>>689362524
For what? That you used his dildo?
>>689363201
>Laptop & tablet isn't hooked to the anti-theft device.
Shit is fake, and people fell for it.
>>689372679
>>689372733
It weren't his belly button you can be sure of that
>>689372181
I just realized after like the 100th time seeing this pic that his fist is garbage. Try it, make a fist like him in the picture and try punch something
>>689364688
those niggers are better dressed
time to bring out he big guns
>>689372738
>what is a tv series
Fucking retards.
>>689365563
6 ways to rape a woman
>>689372119
Just like op
>>689372842
That was the first thing I noticed about the picture, but that's what kind of fist you'd make if it was a mother teaching instead of a father
>>689372181
>>689372872
lost to this
>>689372617
Basically growing up Mexican
>>689362524
>american """"""walls""""""
>>689372181
>>689371954
Actually, no, it hasn't.
The 'niggger' thing is relatively new and became a thing underage newfags quickly latched onto in attempt to fit in. The same way they latched on to calling everyone a jew and thinking it's funny.
It was never this prominent in the early years.
>>689372285
Ty i lost
>>689371185
It's a faggot wall
>>689372317
lost
love ol' Hickok
>>689362524
>you just lost
>the game
>>689373358
kek
>>689365618
I find it funny for the same reasons
>>689371185
The construction is lathe, but it appears to have been repaired or redone with regular drywall at some point.
>>689366181
lel, he got trolled by a poster
>>689371185
Cardboard and breakfast cereals.
Standard American construction.
>>689365380
ROFL XD LMAO 9GAG
>>689373542
i really want the story behind this
>>689373542
would be kinda impressive if it wasn't for the fact that everyone in that vid hasn't been sober for days, and blue shirt boris just started a few days later than all the others
>>689372617
You'll never feel more awake than shaving after putting lime on a razor
>>689372456
I lost to this
>>689373542
a fucking beast
>>689373542
meanwhile, is russia...
>>689371531
If a sloot is throwing ass for a Dodge, I wouldn't really be concerned what she thought of me.
>>689364688
kys
>>689363419
HOW DID THIS EVER HAPPEN IN REALITY
>>689373471
Best fucking YouTube channel.
>>689373739
????????????
>>689371934
Bought a QP.
>>689373739
>doesn't even name the fucking filename
>>689372119
well you're not wrong
>>689363540
It ate a snake
>>689373874
>>689373739
idiot saved the pic from the chin without knowing that it's renamed by doing so
fucking retard
>>689373366
What the actual fuck are you talking about.
People calling each other Niggers and Fags has been WAY around since the 11 years I've lurked here. Go fuck yourself cock gobbling faggot.
>>689366337
Fucking lost
>>689364493
>You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while im wearing these bad boys? Forget about it
>>689373542
???
>>689373238
i dont care. I LOVE IT
>>689373366
found the newfag
>>689372590
Whig? The 18th century political party?
>>689373973
what a winner
>>689373973
part of the joke dude
this one been goin around forever, but its not even funny
>>689365555
>>689372494
So someone on /b/ made it.
>>689373322
Double-Dubs
>>689370040
Pine Jungle or Concrete Jungle, same shit different colour.
>>689367852
Somebody get arbys on the phone. 4chan has an idea
>>689365729
It's obviously from a shitty series. I can hear the laugh track from here.
>>689373366
I've been here for over 10 years and we've always called each other nigger or faggot.
>>689373879
I work in a grocery store. That's closer to a pound.
>>689373739
Do it right faggot
>>689372119
I kekked through my kek
>>689372738
on top of that, shit is old.
>>689374237
>>689373990
holy fuck.
>>689373682
you re rite
>>689374439
I have been here since ZOMG summer of 2006.. shit.. already 10 years.. that was back in the day of long cat n shit
>>689374442
newfag trying to fit in
>>689364341
Zozzle
>>689367852
And it's not even a pic of "da prophet"
it's some other Islamic character that is considered holy of the peaceful Shiiat Muslims, good job faggot
>>689369361
same
>>689366697
wow you're actually the first person on 4chan I've met from the state I live in.
>>689373366
you must be new here, obviously. They used to wordfilter "seven" to "nigger", nigger has always been huge here, go back to dumblr
>>689374526
>>689374273
wtf
>>689373340
This is the giffiest gif I've ever giffed.
>>689369142
I fucking lost so damn hard. I love history jokes so much.
>>689372011
>>689372590
Truee
>>689371531
Clever nigger, but no way that bike is his.
>>689373358
double kek
>>689372011
This makes me want to drink bleach
>>689373542
I lost. Chimps.
>>689374526
> Character selection screen
>>689372285
>>689373385
I lost too
>>689373739
you're doing it wrong
>>689364954
This is older than the dirt you walk on
>>689365603
>quads
> a GET
Why is summer here
>>689372456
>dat filename
this is gold
>>689372037
How tf can you tell his house is shitty when you can barely fucking see it
>>689373990
fuck break his neck
>>689375129
I lost
>>689375390
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quads
>>689375170
that's fucking stupid
>2 sticks
when you shove it in a wood chippers, its a dead stick.
>>689369284
If it was hitler, this site would be jerking each other off about "queen of /pol/"
>>689375434
It should be Soldier 76 not McCree since Omar used as assault rifle. Ya dingus
>>689372929
*vine
>>689371496
That's fucking brilliant
Also I like that art style, kinda glossy but still
>>689369349
Lol you let a nigger trigger you. Keep taking the b8
>>689364688
>triggered
>>689375390
>>689375544
wait a second fuck
I confused quads for quints
I'm the autist here
forgive me, for I got double dubs
>>689371893
>>689374584
I miss long cat. Longer than a building.
>>689372617
>Gordon Ramsay.gif
>>689375573
then you got millions of little sticks
>>689375573
but then there would be a shit ton of sticks
>>689375434
a mudslime walks into a bar..
>>689373443
>Yahawadah Ahraya Yasharahla
>>689367852
U will pay for this infidel!
>>689373990
How to break your fucking neck
>>689375129
lost, also this nigga is in position to get fucked by the ass
>>689375842
>>689375870
are you literally retarded?
>wood chips are sticks
>>689375573
burn it you half-chad
>>689371966
holy shit
>>689365068
Your local police department
>>689373340
They'll keep your spic ass out
>>689373682
I hate this cunt! What a tard!
>>689376050
inb4 but then you have burnt stick!
>>689376021
are you ok?
>>689375814
>you asked for him
>>689371893
What anime is she from? I'm gonna need R34 on this shit.
>>689371966
>>689365080
Fucking lost
>>689375480
>>689364493
Big pants are funny?
>>689374439
You roody poo candy ass
>>689371531
he raped her
>>689371966
>>689376168
k-on
>>689375594
Who cares? Still wouldn't be even slightly funny? The terrorist joke can be funny if its used cleverly though
>inb4 go back to tumblr with your sjw shit
>>689376293
>>689376304
classic
>>689367852
Put this on a billboard in the middle East pls
>imagine seeing this from like 2 miles away and the driving closer
>>689374631
the joke now is that he didnt fucking put the filename. jesus fucking christ.
>>689373739
>Oh look I'm on 4chinz and I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. Am I an oldfag now?
>>689374499
Nice move!
>>689373366
What a roody poo
>>689372912
>big guns
>un funny
le sigh
>>689376370
hello again, newfag
>>689375286
Hence why he said it's been a while fag
>>689373366
either 2/10 troll or so summer you actually come from the future
>>689369361
kansas? same
>>689373366
Okay kid, let me explain it to you.
4chan has been calling each other niggers and faggots from the beginning.
The only new thing is the hyper-political stormfronters that came in a few years back and ingrained themselves into 4chan by overtaking /pol/ and exploiting the tumblr boogeywomyn.
What was once just shock-jockey locker room bullshit is kind of been replaced by psychotic redpill bullshit. I've read the words "cucked by the vaginal jew" to refer to someone who's had sex.
But calling people faggoty niggers is timeless, you niggerly faggot.
>>689374631
>Not acting like a faggot and pissing others off
>Being serious on the internet
>Serious
>Internet
Pick one
>>689364493
isn't that the guy who put a pepper mill up his ass
>>689376207
So young, so dead
>>689372317
lost hard
>>689373549
All this teen and girls that are mad about that fact that Arya is cool and boys like the little cunt. it's funny
>>689373865
must be Sweden
>>689366337
I've read this at least 5 times. Every single time I lose.
>>689373739
Yea I see no joke behind this
>>689374699
The shiiiiet Muslims.
RIP Muhammad Ali
>>689375842
Then it becomes toothpicks... no longer sticks.
>>689366337
God, fucking lost to that one.
>>689376168
She's Mio from K-on
She's in high school that was from a flashback
She looks like this and has the largest bust of the girls.
>>689372011
will you be my ula
don't worry about the fist
>>689369261
There was no racism implied in that gif.
Faggot.
>>689375794
What are you
>>689376701
Yup, there are shit Muslims
and there are THE shit Muslim, it's pronounced "Shia" Muslims, them niggers are cool, they love everyone and don't blow shit up
>>689365729
>>689365555
>>689369261
>>689372738
Have you been people been living under a rock? They are well known viners, and this is a vine back from 2013 when they used to be decent.
>>689376662
>>689373990
its funny because he could be charged with attempted unplanned manslaughter
>>689376187
>KFC girl
>>689376945
>well known viners
underage b&
>>689376876
AN IDIOT SANDWICH SIR
>>689372037
The difference between a good car and a bad car is 50g he difference between a good house and a bad house is 250g, wonder why you see one more than the other.
>>689374526
Moveset on the right.
>>689376911
Uh... Iraq is mostly shi'ite. Last I checked, they were still blowing shit up.
>>689371046
The picture's been around long before the "faces of /b/" cancer.
goddamn we even gave you your own board for that shit. worse than being a tripfag.
>>689373542
I was listening to killing in the name while this played.
fucking gold
>>689377151
Would bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_R6QkDVTfE
>>689376224
Those weren't the original filters you newfag
>>689363201
>monkey see...
>>689372088
Go back to facebook you community fuccboi
>>689376945
>been people been living under a rock
>well known viners
>viners
>well known
These people haven't been living under a rock. You have been spending way too much time in Facebook that you have lost sense of reality. You need professional help with your social media addiction.
>>689372842
>>689364954
Anyone have his sex tape?
>>689362877
Wow that's not even remotely funny you heartless savage. What if that was your daughter?
>>689377161
STUPID ASS NIGGER
>>689372317
>>689375954
I LOLD
>>689377493
kids jewish or somethin?
>>689376663
>>689372084
its still really clever dont lie
>>689372679
welcome to good burger, home of the goodburger, he whispers.
>>689377403
Says the newfag
>>689377711
>he mad, because his chicken is stolen
>>689377830
no u
