Get me nudes boys.
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Get me nudes boys.
>>689299207
Do you perfer futa or bestiality?
>>689299207
Why haven't we fucked yet?
Self bump
>>689299207
conversation is already going nowhere you fucking idiot/ just ask for nudes and if she says no don't respond, wow easy
>>689299506
Nigger fuck the nudes
i killed the dog
Come on guys get a 2
Why haven't we fucked yet?
'Would you fuck me?'
lets go to the woods
quint
Shit guys here
ur cool hehe xDD
ur dad is a nigger
How horny do I make you?
Wanna swap?
>>689299207
>playing games
you messed up right there. thats not interesting to girls at all. you are also supposed to ask her how she has been too if you want nudes or pussy. she seems uninterested and the conversation is going nowhere. you failed.
>>689300371
>>689300164
Big mistake buckaroo, now you aren't gonna get nudes at all.
wanna play the rape game?
>>689300734
I just wanna fuck with her the is a whale anyway nudes is just a b8
ive always wanted to fornicate with a whale
On a scale of wet noodle to .306, how are your nipples on a brisk autumn day?
post her reply faggot
Is she from Louisiana
are your nipples as long as mine? xDD
>>689301312
Yup
>>689301217 kek
Lets cut the shit. Im attracted to you. Youre attracted to me. Lets get together, take off our clothes, maybe drink some wine, and piss on each other sexually.
>>689301475
Ask her how big Johnathon is, and if she wants bigger.
Say
>give me nudes or my thread will 404 like all those gays in that bar.
I want to make the sex at you
If I've learned one thing in my lifetime it's that I'm worthless. It's not that I wanna die. I'm just tired of feeling so helpless. Please show me your butthole.
why do you want nudes from that whale
I'm sorry for all this. I'm just really nervous because I'm planning on shooting up an airport in the name of Allah.
>>689302244
double dubs
ya gotta say it, OP
>>689302165
>>689301973
Sorry I just watched a really good documentary on the male nipple so it is on my mind. Anyway, let's say you me and Jonathon try what I like to call 'Admiral Akbar at the Cock Bar'
If I had to pick one person to fart on my tongue It would be your sister but you'll do fine too
>>689302177
Checked
>>689302244
roll
>>689302600
lol
Teehee sorry for being so.... AwKwArD :3 its just been one of those days XD BANANAS! Ha just being a lil rando rando (>*<) any way, idk i think youre pretty cute and stuff *shuffles feet* do u think im cute *hides behind hands*
tell her she's going to go into a diabetic coma anytime now.
>>689302407
Fucking kek
Roll
>>689302724
You made me grit my teeth
OP, say this pls
>>689302800
DUBS DONT LIE FAGGOTS
>>689299207
"Do you have a hot friend who can give me nudes?"
Send this picture to her saying you're prepared to die for Allah
>>689302999
do it for trips
>>689302999
TRIPS DONT LIE FAGS
>>689303009
>(You)
FUCKING ZOZZLE
>>689303009
>>689301973 (You)
Good job
>>689303073
THIS
H
I
S
>>689303007
the ass was fat
>>689302999
Type it nigger, I'm a a lazy fag on his phone
Wtf
>>689302724
Roley
>>689299207
>Get me nudes boys.
Send this without context
>>689303073
rolling
why are you doing this, Gabe??
>>689303073
do it
>>689299207
Why the fuck do you want nudes from a pasty white chick? She's obviously fat, stop it.
send this
>>689303543
fail as shit
I come from a land down undah, come to lick yo pussy like allah
Please can I just practice my sex moves on you? You can practice on me too, we can experiment lots of things and figure out what works and what doesn't. I have a respectable 6 inch penis.
>>689303543
Oh shit nigger
>>689303737
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689303314
You suck
>but u have to..be my girfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
Welp, OP is kill.
Nigger
listen babe, clearly from your response earlier you've thought about my dick. Jonathan doesn't have to know if we send each other nudes. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Besides you and me would make a better couple than that cheating fucktard. Remember the reason you guys broke up before? Who was there for you then?
>>689304250
Rollin
>>689304162
rollin or just say this op
>>689304250
Ah fuck it why not. Rollin
Johnathan's not rockin this 2 incher babe, now choose correctly this time
>>689302012
Rolling for this
>>689304250
Something inside me...
ROLLLLLLL
For every nood you send me I will pop a single grape up my ass hole
Ah fuck it why not. Rollin
>>689302012
>>689304506
The absolute madman!
>>689304506
Who the fuck is Cari? And why does she care if you like the Sims?
I want nudes from Cari.
>>689304500
Dubs of truth!!
>>689304673
rolling for this lmao
Send her this:
A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks what he wants. He says, "I'll have some shots for everybody!"
>>689304506
I'll give you $20 for nudes I swear I won't show anybody I just... have to know. Please just this once I'm begging you
>>689302012
Rawlins
>>689304846
rolling
>>689304922
Winrar?
>>689304846
Do this
why do you want nudes from Sarah gross
I've been descovered
>>689305079
send her a terrorist thread
>>689304673
Roll
>>689304846
rollin
>>689305079
Ask what is 4chinz
>>689305079
THE WHALE!! SHE KNOWS
>>689305079
Tell her to put a shoe on her head
ABANDON THREAD
>>689304846
rolling 2
I have dreams every night about me coming into your house and choking you to death and fucking your dead body, and when i wake up, i have a diamond hard boner, is that weird?
>>689305079
Well naw shit. You posted her kik instantly, some shit probably let her know immediately.
>>689305255
Winrar
>>689305292
Or better yet, SHARPIE IN POOPER
>>689305079
Only if you send me moods I won't post em I swear!!
>>689305358
Kek roll
>>689305079
Tell that piece of shit that she doesn't know how 4chan works and that she should kill her self Because shes a fat fuck anyone she dates is using her
>>689305358
Rolll
Hi tuesday, how's it going?
>>689305482
Winrar
>>689305482
reroll for this
>>689305446
Rollin
O shit we've been spotted
SKATTER
What's a 4chan?
>>689305079
Which one of you fags was the white knight
>>689305446
>too straightforward
>lurk moar
>>689305599
Double dubs!!!
Tuesday show tits.
>>689304922
>>689299207
op you dont want to get laid by that thing...trust me, ive been there, its not a good place
>>689304673
Re this guy
>>689304739
My girls name is cari, and she plays sims. She been sending nudes again?
>>689305909
say you're going to kill her family and any other infidels you find along the way allahu akbar!
>>689305079
Not shit moron. Fucking you posted her user name. What the fuck did you think was going to happen. You've literally got a site of basement dwelling perverts.
>>689306064
You live in Louisiana?
>>689305079
ABANDON THREAD BOYS
>>689305358
This
>>689305909
Haha fuck it all right?
This
Op say:
>pls respond
>>689300190
>>689300190
i can't believe i lost to this
NIGGERS
>>689306296
Yeah, if you send me a pic of the cari you're talking about and it's the same bitch. Then I'll dump my nudes of that cheating whore
>>689303009
>op is a fucking retard
>it's fine because the bitch is also a fucking retard
kek I guess
>>689306669
Wut
>>689303049
Roll
>>689306669
???
It's her bf KEK
>3 decides
>>689306678
Bitch looks like shit. We didn't want her nudes anyway
>>689306970
Send me a dick pic so I can send it to her saying it's mine lol that'd be great
Can I stick my dick in her fat folds?
Ask him for dick piccs
>>689306673
Her?
>>689306970
Hes fucking retarded to be dating that whale.
>>689307107
reroll
Can you suck my benis since your gf wont? I want you to pretent to be benito mussolini with mayonaise on his hands.
>>689306970
Wasn't his name Jonathan? Also he's handling it pretty well lol
>>689307207
reroll 2
>>689305909
/thread
>>689307283
FUCK YES
>>689306970
I thought her bf was "Johnathan"
>>689307116
Reloaded
>>689307333
checked
>>689307135
Haha sh-she
She is a nigger
>>689307247
I don't think jeremiah dixon is the guys real name. It sounds familiar but I cant place where I've heard it
>>689307283
>>689307366
This is just her bullfrog, trust me we were great friends.
>>689307135
Hot diggity dam thank god no. Although her middle name is also rose which is weird as fuck. But nah my cari rose is white and speaks English so I guess I'll wait to dump her nudes til she cheats
>>689307723
If I get send this pic to her, make her super Whale-Mad
>>689307502
Fair enough I mean I doubt that bitchs name was tuesday. I guess I just don't understand the apps the kids are using these days
>>689307938
reroll
I get rock hard when I think of you Jeremy
I want your large one Jeremy
Level your girl friend so we can be lovers Jeremy
I will always be true to you Jeremy
>>689307989
Final roll for me
>>689300676
this.
>>689308068
Leve*
>>689307723
God dammit are we waiting for pictures of a conversation between two anons in this thread? If so we've all achieved new levels of autism
>>689302012
roll
>>689302165
midkek
>>689308234
Fail 2 times in a row
I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.
So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.
>>689303009
goodamn u r do new
>>689307723
tell him to send a dong so that 4chan has something and that way you won't be a faggot who doesn't deliver
>>689304673
haha reroll
>>689299207
wow
>>689308068
>>689308234
>>689308335
Kill yourself asap as possible
>>689305079
op dumass. so fuckin new
>>689308557
Fail 2 times anon here, I'm not samefag.
>>689307135
That picture is a dude. Named Cari
>>689305079
Mother fucking white knights.
Go back to middle school you cunts.
>>689308251
lol the retard who maged her is msging op. what kind of cancer is this
>>689308725
Me bad. You don't have to kys yourself then man
>>689308557
>Kill yourself asap as possible
>as soon as possible as possible
>>689308965
Welp threads dead I guess
>>689309360
>being this new
Kys yourself, dickbreath
>>689309349
>>689308557
>>689309349
>asap as possible
>kys yourself
It's almost like I did it on purpose lol out loud
>>689309657
Fuck u asshole don't take my thing. gtfo out of here
>>689309801
>my thing
lmao'ing my ass off over here fam, you ain't the owner of shit
This is OP, OP is a 16 yo litttle faghot who screams NIGGER in every sentance on 4cha ... Op does not deliver, lies, and tries to post nude pics of 16yo's on 4chan.... Op needs to get his rectum cleared from all the bullshit he produces
>>689310110
Dammit you got my laughing with the lmao shit I guess you can share my thing. Brb right back tho I got to check on this cp thread for any action
anyone else have a problem with kik not sending or receiving messages
>>689310362
Airline highschool sounds pretty cool tho
>>689310362
Damn dude, I must know you because my accout is private
>>689310905
Bottom right
Hey guys its me the fat whale named sarah ;) he goes to airline high school with me and well hes gonna do this ? Two can play that game ;) heres his number bois ;) send the dick pics to hid ipad-sarah
>>689311250
>OP chick
You do understand that this will 404 in about 30 minutes and everyone will forget this shitty thred
>>689311472
give us tits tho
>>689311472
Well, tbf he didn't give your number. Kiks are easier to replace. A bit harsh but I'm game. OP, wanna recieve dong?
>>689311472
>4chan is not a personal army
>>689311697
Send it to the phone number ;)
Gabe is OP's name. Gabe ipad calls his mom... His mom is very bitchy so tell her what gabe has done so we can all have a laugh and btw Gabe is a wrestler... So he likes to see men cuddle and touch dicks
>>689299207
found OP
>>689311920
I still don't see tits so like... why call his mom if I don't get anything in return?
>>689311920
just screencap the messages and send them to his mom
>>689311981
Dang dude you got me, what do you rate tho?
>>689311472
Haha thinking two can play at that game. You don't understand 4chan ya dumb hoe. First nypa even if gabe is a faggot. Second tits or gtfo silly slut. Third this thread is going to 404 in a few minutes anyway but nice try. You'll have better luck getting Jonathan to beat him up. Or you could try dieting and excercising?
Ask her about Transformice
>>689311472
Holy fuck one more smiley face and I'm going to find out where you live and rape your entire family dumb cunt
Hello everyone. I am here to talk to you all about our Lord and Savior, Spiderman.
P.S This is now a Spiderman Thread.
>>689311920
No one gives a fuck bitch. Learn how to use 4chan before you try to get even with this faggot from your highschool
>>689312144
you>>689311981 look like you have nigger in you whats with those lips what nationality are you?
>>689311920
tits first bitch.
>>689312597
Close to Vin Diesel
>>689312514
this
>>689311920
Tits plz bitch I want some cp up in the bitch
Welts is the best thread I've seen in a while, good keks all around.
op is dumb but don't sell him out
im getting a laugh out of this ..! Feel free too kik me because im already making a new one tomorrow ;)
too many people calling rn. goes straight to voicemail.
kek
>>689311920
>>689312713
yeah but not those lips what up with that and those ears?
>>689311920
But like... where's the tits though Sarah??
![tumblr_inline_nxxuo2NRMg1slrvm0_500[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/727/1456727245214.jpg "tumblr inline nxxuo2NRMg1slrvm0 500[1]")
>>689312294
>>689313259
Black/white/beaner
i will sell him out because he posted me out and i got so many unwillingly dick pics sent to me ;)
>>689313129
Holy fucking hell cunt I told you to stop with the smiley faces. I'm buying a plane ticket to lousiana right now. I'll be at your highschool tmrw, find out your address and burn your fucking house down. Jesus shit I thought you're main problem was that you're fatter than a sumo wrestler but nah it turns out your vapidly retarded and need to guzzle a gallon of bleach
My tits are in my bra and shirt like a modest girl~sarah
>>689313479
Yah but it was a kik you bumb whore
>>689313479
youre a savage. go you lmao
Sadly i wish u were at our school but we are on summer break ;) ~Sarah
>>689311981
big ears big lips big nose looks like blonde hair judging by the eye brows gray eyes looks like every helped make you buddy
>>689313577
Sarah take my advice right now cause this site is terrible. Close out of this thread, change your kik name, and try to forget any of this happened. It'll all be forgotten by this fags in a couple days anyway and maybe one day you can look back and laugh on it. But most importantly after you do all that I wanted you to find a loaded gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the fucking trigger cause you are a worthless shit stain on humanity
IM SO UGLY you areee sooo right
op is an idiot in the first place. but op is an even bigger idiot because he decided to do it to:
1- a friend
2- someone who has his personal information
and 3- cus he decided to share her kik for everyone to sell him out
I already tried to but the guns empty :( and dont worry im getting a new kik tomorrow ;) ~Sarah
GET THE HARPOONS
Yes op is an idiot ~Sarah oh and at one point we were more than friends
>>689313699
Don't fucking sign your name like a god dam moron. We all know its you cause only a stupid fucking 15 year old girl would feel the need to finish every useless thought she typed out with a ;). Just end your life please
>>689314210
>>689314081
You don't even know how to reply to posts? Jump off a tall building
>>689313699
Underage mods plz
sarah should timestamp with tit pics plz
>this thred
>>689313965
Dam idk if this is that sarah chick but moby dick may be required to take down that bitch
Actually im 16 but ok
>>689314478
Roll
>>689313965
Ok young lady, let me start here. Your0000000000000000000000 face is disproportionate, you have metal in your face other than braces, you make stupid expression, and argue like a grade schooler with a fag from your school on 4chan of all fucking places, doxxing each other to the biggest hive of degenerates this side of the deep web, while trying to also appeal aesthetically to that same base. Are you fucking retarded as well as horrendously ugly, you little piece of jailbait trash, or do you simply not care to sleep on a school night, and so you waste our time? Get to fucking bed, you little tramp! God forbid you spent the rest of your life in such a degenerate state!
It is me ;) dont believe me ? Lets just have a quick chat on kik: sarahtitaniumxbox and im sorry im just doing me and didnt fucking wish to be put in this site so i shall do as i wish
>>689314642
all those zeros. shit, shouldnt use TS while on 4chan.
>>689314602
MODS MODS MODS
>>689314602
See the number at the top right corner of every post? Click it on the one you want to reply to and then at least we'll know which anon you're trying to spew your last few remnants of intelligence at
>>689314751
You should have just left the thread to die. You have only attracted more attention to yourself
>>689313965
Does ur man fuck u right tho? Our babe Gabe will!
>>689314751
We already had this dumb cunts kik, it was like the 6th post in this thread
Im too modest to be fucked yet and correction gabe couldnt fuck me .. Hed have to use a strap on and no i wont let the chat die for something he started
>>689314933
Haha thanks for the kek anon
the guy with the spider man post lmao 10/10
>>689313965
burn the witch
>>689315110
+did gabe have a small dick? lmao
Both of you are fat and deserve to get penetrated by a 19 inch black cock laced with ricin
>>689315110
If ure not gonna show us ur tits then u can pretty much talk alone here.
Gabe's probably gone somewhere else by now or postin shit on a other thread, just like 90% of the posteres here
No one cares about u or Gabr, not even Gabe himself.
Now tits or gtfo
>>689315110
Bitch how many times do I have to say this. Each post has a number prefaced by "no." Click the God dam number so we know who you're talking to. Shit idk how you even managed to get out of 9th grade this year with how fucking stupid you are
>>689315381
What are you putting the rice in?
>>689315193
We need more Spider-Man asap as possible. This 15 year old bitch is clogging up the fine work you've put in son
>>689314602
Mods take care off this dumb cunt. Also sage.
>>689313965
I feel like women get nose piercings because inside they know that they're really cows.
Aw dam gabe and sarah both left. This thread was fun while it lasted. Spidey finish us out if you will
Can you summer fags stop ruining this board for once
Do you degenerates wake up every morning with the soul purpose of being cancer?
>>689316161
No such thing as summerfags. Moot confirmed
god bless this thread and rip honey boo boo
>>689305079
Who's the faggot wannabe whiteknight
>>689316161
Woah buddy you don't need to get so angry I can here you breathing heavily on your keyboard getting your blood pressure up but there is no need for that no one what's you to have a heart attack you fat virgin beta-pig
>>689316161
>runining this board
>summerfags
4chinz officially died September 2014
All it's userbase now are summerfags
>>689316161
>soul purpose
kek learn 2 grammar pls
>>689316575
cause its always summer somewhere :^)
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