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>>689290199
>tfw 7in
>tfw if I ever wore panties and got a boner it would literally stick out of the leg hole
pls help
Oh hey demos you're not dead.
>>689290732
be a bitch
Katia, that pic is GROSS
thanks for noticing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3MrT8Zfd_4
ass
Chocolate milk hurts the belly
>>689290732
there's nothing you can do...
>>689290787
snuffles was saying earlier that dev went to that bar
>>689290453
I'll show you all the best restaurants... and the best private back alleys~
>>689290050
Tempted to ask for proof
>>689290958
heavy breathing
>>689290732
dangerously close to the length people only want you to top, dont think your gonna have panty problems
>>689290453
> it's a Yamaha R125
Those are cool bikes! I had a ZX-11, but something was seriously wrong with it. Gonna buy a cruiser next time I think; that's the biggest sign I'm getting old. Or an adventure bike for aforementioned adventuring.
>>689290732
No. No it's not.
>>689291037
>Tempted to ask for proof
Don't bother.
Where can I find more of that first (and unfinished) comic from last thread?
I lived in Florida while I was in Uni., I miss the rain and humidity.
Texas is too dry... At least the people are the same level of crazy.
I'd probably be hung if they knew I was wearing panties.
>>689290732
Huh, I'm almost 7, and when I'm not aroused it's a pretty cute package.. Aroused you just make it poke out the top!
>>689290890
no problem
you ARE in orlando right
or nearby
>>689291016
has anyone heard from him?
>>689291175
But panties are comfortable , shame they make you horny as fuck though
>>689290994
chocolate milk is literally the best
>>689290732
Its one of my worries but I think I ran out of excuses.
>>689291228
Dad picke up the new zx 10 and now an ktm enduro. Been nice to ride with him at not a crazy pace. Love my klx.
>>689291338
Dunno
>>689291338
hes alive
>>689291092
I wish I knew who that one was
>>689291338
yes he was posting gofundme links to support victims in discord earlier today
>>689291037
back alleys? were the restaurants too expensive we can't even afford a room?
>>689291228
i guess something like an GS 1200 could be fun for long distance travels...
>>689291567
It hurts
>>689291228
That would be lewd anyway. And that's not allowed
>>689291175
Nothing like being topped by a guy in panties~
>>689291866
your stomach is WEAK
>>689291623
>>689291731
On the one hand I hate the fuck out of him but on the other hand it'd be weird to know someone who died in a terrorist attack.
But on the third hand I'd get to tell stories about him and elicit cheap sympathy/dominate conversations with people who feel obligated to be polite about tragedy.
>>689291866
doont be lactose intolerant than
>>689291338
i was there over the weekend for vacation
i did pass by that nightclub and was a couple miles away where i stayed
but now i'm like two hours west from there on the coast
>>689291596
>Dad picke up the new zx 10 and now an ktm enduro
Very nice. The ZX-11 was a cool bike, but definitely a pig of a thing. I'm seriously eyeing a Yamaha Bolt for the next bike.
>>689291806
>i guess something like an GS 1200 could be fun for long distance travels...
If I do go for an adventure bike it'll be either a KLR or V-Strom, there's nothing else on my radar I'd feel good about paying that much money for. A BMW would be nice, but I couldn't justify spending the money!
>>689291916
>That would be lewd anyway. And that's not allowed
We don't do lewd around here.
>all this talk of 7+ inch dicks that don't fit in panties
I'm only 6 and don't fit, what the hell.
>>689290199
Fuck you, and fuck these stupid fur cartoons.
>>689292050
>>689291978
I don't think I am but sometimes when I eat some cheese or chocolate milk it hurts
buy bigger panties, idiots
>>689292042
that third hand definitely the best
>>689291806
We could get a room, if you're gonna be all VANILLA about it.
>>689292140
Same, 6.5 and it slips out pretty often. And yet I keep trying
>>689292264
u probably didnt even buy any urself
>>689292140
I want to pick up the africa twin. Like I want to hug that bike forever.
>>689292137
You ever go inside?
>>689292257
either you're lactose intolerant or you're consuming too much dairy
>>689292264
I suppose worst case scenario I could do it anyway. "Yeah I have a friend who goes to that bar! He was there the night before the attack!" Nobody will fact check me on any of this.
>>689291037
Back alleys are where magic happens
>>689292140
The bigger you are , the worse it gets
>>689292140
or just get an R6! super nice for hours and hours of riding!
>>689292335
i like to be treated like a princess hehee! °ω°
>>689292578
>The bigger you are , the worse it gets
look the solution to this problem is just wear panties regularly enough that they don't elicit random boners
I mean getting an erection in actual male underwear is kind of a pain in the ass too
>>689292437
just lie man
lie about EVERYTHING
>>689292257
u got issues
>>689292366
WINK
>>689292437
it was a saturday night, too, so it's plausible
>>689292335
>And yet I keep trying
Never give up. Never surrender. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>689292373
It's a gorgeous bike! Do they even sell them in the United States of Americaland?
>>689292578
>The bigger you are , the worse it gets
*sigh* Guess it's briefs for me then.
>>689292614
>or just get an R6! super nice for hours and hours of riding!
I've done the sportbike thing. Whole different animal. My first bike was actually a GSX-R 750, so fun to throw around in the canyons. But if I want another good-handling bike, I'll get another supermoto. I could fling my DRZ-400SM around corners like it was a flea.
>>689291916
It is the best , better if its possible to be fucked even when the panties are on
>>689292770
>>689292770
>>689292770
>>689292770
julian knows
>>689292437
Will it kill me?
>>689292839
Oh I know that for sure.
>>689292958
hug
>>689293007
yes, you are dead
>>689293106
sun wukdong
>>689292806
I'm totally using this to win cheap political points with people who don't really bother debating anyway.
>>689292839
the best kind of lie is the one that makes the other guy look like a dick if he doesn't buy it
is devnull hispanic? that bar was hispanic as FUCK
>>689293007
probably not
>>689292881
Yes they just came out this year. Fell in love and the reviews have confirmed my love.
>>689292614
This can be arranged~ Does that mean we'll go to a fancy restaurant with you wearing a frilly dress?
>>689292881
Never fear, I for one enjoy nuzzling bulges no matter what type of underwear they're in.
>>689293207
dev is white as fuck
and you might as well, a little lie never hurt anyone
>>689293202
he's p cute
>>689292881
Get boy shorts, glorified girly briefs.
I have more of them, than panties.
>>689293007
b-but I like you anyway
>>689293207
I've only ever heard him
I think he's pretty short, so probably
>>689293202
What
>>689293340
I suddenly feel as though I've had this exact conversation before
this is the strongest sense of deja vu I've ever had
>>689292968
Even better if we're both still wearing panties.~
>>689293215
I might have to add that to the list. Although I still can't justify buying a brand new bike; but maybe I can get one a year or two old when I'm ready.
>>689293236
>Never fear, I for one enjoy nuzzling bulges no matter what type of underwear they're in.
That's far too lewd for me.
>>689293380
Eh, I have some of those Diesel briefs in adorable colors. Including some rainbow patterns, to match the rainbow knee-highs and arm warmers. It's a cute outfit!
>>689293355
ur p cute
fgt
>>689293475
hug hug
>>689293480
huh
I dont think WE have, but who knows
>>689292881
and it's super nice in the cities too!
>>689293236
if you want, and i could wear some make up to make it even more girly
>>689293709
it might not be you
>>689293465
oh yeah he's shorter than us isn't he
>>689292881
You can still wear panties during lewd times , its just a hassle in public
>>689293202
Damn.
>>689293207
Hmm... I'll just deal with it then.
>>689293465
Yuki will remember this.
>>689293611
You can never have too many rainbows :3
>>689293786
I think so
>>689293822
D:
>>689293709
Dont talk to me
>>689293709
ty ty
>Dev is a manlet
Bwahahaha
>>689293759
Eh, the Bolt appears to be a great city cruiser. We'll see, I gotta save up some money regardless haha, I want to buy a house in the next few years as well.
>always broke
>>689293815
I love wearing them during lewd times!
>>689293908
Rainbows are cute as hell.
>>689293822
you will be missed
probably
>>689293786
wow, okay dick
>>689293932
chu~
>katia thread
oh no
>AM in thread
it gets worse
>SF here too
This is so bad I am dying of cancer
>freklz
Okay no problems here
>>689294123
katia, am and I are FAR from the worst people in this thread right now
actually I'm the best but seriously look at this place
>>689290199
You faggots never learn. Didn't the Orlando thing teach you anything?
>>689294036
Go get killed in a gaybar, you stupid bitch.
>>689293611
They are pretty cheap for being considered an adventure bike along with bmw and ducatis.
>>689294036
doubtfully
>>689293921
Sadface
>>689294123
/That's/ what makes it okay.
>>689294123
fuck you idiot
>>689294281
Don't worry, I'm here to make it all better.
>>689294289
that is why we sit in our houses and never interact with human beings except on the internet silly
>>689294289
To exercise the second amendment
>>689294123
>mfw nef
>>689294349
>mfw nibi
freklz I'll give you panties to leave thread and annoy nef in doing so.
>>689293759
Even better!
J-just don't expect me to pay for your meal just because you dressed cute, baka
>>689294349
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
>>689293611
Girly ones tend to have more of a pantie appearance.
>>689293815
Washing cum out of your panties is a hassle.
[spoiler]But well worth it[/spoiler]
>>689294030
you're still doing way better than me... i wont be able to buy any house for decades i think...
>>689294510
spoon you're the worst but you're way better than these fucks tbh
>>689294281
>not just filtering everyone except the approved elite circlejerker namefags
>>689294461
no
why
>>689294557
I cannot accept gifts of such a nature at my current location
in the last thread, there was a comic of a demon horse getting sucked off by a little boy f and a girl f, what was it?
>>689294281
Looks great.
Katia, AM, SF, freklz
>>689294468
You'd like that, wouldn't you
I'll have to reject you out of spite
>>689294461
I was being a wanker
>>689294532
>mfw AM
>>689294242
I'd post a hand-heart thing back at you, but I'm currently lewd-facing AM
>>689294670
I will send them to you in a see through envelope if u dont leave
>>689294724
I accept your excuse
>>689294772
you don't have this address
>>689294670
I don't filter anyone because I cling to my principles like a shipwreck victim to a piece of flotsam
>>689294724
YEAH BUT LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER ONES
>>689294458
Well I'll give it a look at least!
>>689294524
This. Can't be disappointed by people if I never go outside and talk to them!
>>689294613
>Girly ones tend to have more of a pantie appearance.
The ones I've got have a nice cut in that regard.
>>689294660
Well I make good money, but have the self control of a heroin addict. I just bought a Vive. There's $800 that could have gone towards a bike or house... Oh well.
>>689293569
That can be arranged anon~
>>689294613
You don't have to wash it if you swallow
>>689294724
>mrw nef lewd face
>>689294670
You did it not me.
>>689294724
I don't know what that means.
>>689294663
How am I the worst?
I'm excellent at being in the not great/not awful category, but still not average.
>>689294573
dont worry i can pay it...
>>689294897
well that's fine, it's important to enjoy yourself too
>>689294883
but your principles are DESTROYING you
>>689294979
>>689294613
>turning the vibrator slowly up to max settings until you make a sticky mess in your panties
:3c
>>689294660
House ownership is overrated. It's just more surface area to clean
Another class confirmed passed
>>689294883
Red, groden, yuki, maya, nibi, frank, spoon
Not anyone notably cancerous or particularly aggravating.
>>689294979
I was making an incorrect statement to be annoying or controversial.
>>689294966
Sup?
>>689294878
you UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
one time I found a guys address, location of attack, work number, work address, criminal history, model number of truck, driving history, full name, phone number, email and social media from a 1 minute video of him beating his wife in a walmart parking lot with 40% of his license plate showing that was only there for 1 frame
>>689294897
I just want to test one and hear it in person. Butt fuck me cause I live in nowhere.
>>689295098
cute I wonder if I should get cute clothes.
>>689295345
I would never beat my wife
>>689295023
that makes you borderline unnoticeable which I guess works since you're never here
>>689295150
not at all, if anything they're all that can be reasonably defined as me
>>689295265
>the first four people on that list
I mean they're not quite bottom tier but they're pretty damn annoying
>>689295210
>House ownership is overrated. It's just more surface area to clean
But if you own a house you can do neat things to it like redo the kitchen or put in a dungeon with sex-toy-lined walls.
That shit doesn't fly when you rent.
>>689295098
>well that's fine, it's important to enjoy yourself too
I do, too often. Oh well. One day!
>>689295482
>Butt fuck me cause I live in nowhere.
Seems like a silly reason, but alright.
Also, take a trip!
>>689295265
Tired, dunno if I want to sleep or what
listening to sum 41 and offspring and shit
what are you up to cunt?
>>689295491
No, she'd beat you
>>689294673
Bump, what the hell was this awesome comic?
>>689295491
no you would be the beat recipient
>>689295265
Yay he likes me!
>>689295534
Well working 35+ hours a week and full time college tend to do that to you.
>>689295534
>they're pretty damn annoying
So what you're saying is that you noticed me?
>>689295534
well, like, WHATEVER, man
>>689295668
>>689295698
that is TOTALLY irrelevant
but not wrong
I want to have sex with all of you
>>689294942
Good. Am I the top or the bottom? Not that it matters.
>>689295098
Is that you? Whoever it is, adorable :3
>>689295659
kiss
>>689294942
Cum tends to stain, even if I've scooped up the majority of it.... And cumming on panties is generally something the guys want to do.
So busy now.
Has there been any drama while I was gone?
>>689295265
I'm still confused.
>>689295829
You don't want that from me
>But if you own a house you can do neat things to it like redo the kitchen or put in a dungeon with sex-toy-lined walls.
Thats totally wrong, Jeffery Dalmer murdered, raped, ate, and stored the body parts of his gay victims in his apartment.
>>689295210
my room is already too much sometimes hehee
>>689295482
maybe you should, could be cute
>>689295643
you still have plenty of time for that!
>>689295896
it's me yes! should it post a few other pics?
>>689295829
I don't know you sir, sorry
>>689295734
yeah I do not work nearly that hard and I'm not even taking classes this summer. I would like to be actually I am rather bored.
>>689295779
I actually don't know why you annoy me but yes I did. I think it's your name, actually. Whether it's red savarin or red xiii or some other red I don't know about it's terrible.
>>689295798
avery why are you such an incessant bitch
>>689295643
Ment to be a joke but I doubt ill get to test one without having to fly out. Man im terrible at jokes.
>>689295534
I'm glad I'm not bottom tier
>>689295829
Not advised
>>689295647
Was worried because I handed in an incomplete assignment, gambling that the teacher knew I was so fucking amazing that he wouldn't even bother checking it and skip it over assuming it was done.
I was right, class success. Other than that, just ear infections and suffering and stuff.
Fuck yeah offspring
>>689295534
They don't usually flood threads with images and no conversation, so I have nothing against them
>>689295996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2HkxdVBYo
>>689295798
Did you ever end up reading Kaguya?
This is reminding me of the most recent chapter.
>>689296230
no you love america too much you're great
>>689296074
>>689295996
Yes 2 both
Somebody please fuck me.
I have a Konata Izumi cosplay I can wear while we do it.
And panties.
Lots and lots of panties.
>>689295210
I've videos of that, less than others, for the very reason of washing them being butts.
>>689296278
which is why they're not bottom tier, but their conversation is terrible which puts them at still pretty trash tier
>>689296230
You're still shit though.
>>689295643
I mean, I do keep dragon dildos on the coffee table in my apartment. So it's one step towards a dungeon.
>>689296041
I certainly wouldn't object~
>>689296388
You too let's do
>>689296388
Get out
>>689295829
That is a neat thing to say slut. No shame just stating fact.
>>689296041
I would if I had more of a reason too. Was told its fun or something. Then again him and his bf are already pretty cute so I think thats more of a hope to be as gud.
>>689296025
And do you think he got his security deposit back? I didn't think so.
>>689296041
>you still have plenty of time for that!
I'm getting shit sorted out, I'll get there!
>>689296135
>Whether it's red savarin or red xiii or some other red I don't know about it's terrible.
Well I can tell you that it's none of those, it's actually far worse. But still, I'm glad I can make an impression!
>>689296143
>fly out
Oh yeah, that makes it kinda unfeasible.
>>689296511
>I mean, I do keep dragon dildos on the coffee table in my apartment. So it's one step towards a dungeon.
I used to do that. Till the apartment manager had to make an emergency entrance into the apartment while I was at work. Sex toys, lube, empty liquor bottles and pot all over the place.
I still can't pick up packages without it being awkward.
>>689296135
Yea there is no way I'd ever do that again, I mean I had easy classes and got A's...
But that won't be the same come fall.
You can have my summer course, though. It's just a fluffy counseling course I need to take to transfer.
>>689296310
I politely decline
>>689296493
I do not have so many tiers
I have people I talk to, people I don't talk to, and people I dislike.
>>689296647
What else is a slut dragon supposed to say on /b/
>>689296278
Ear infections?
did you let your wife fuck your ear again?
Nicu, I never did my homework in school, id be fucked in college.
What was the assignment on?
>>689295896
Why not both? We could take turns
>>689295935
Could be the detergent I use , but I've never stained my panties even after repeatedly cumming all over them
holy cow this thread is getting worse faster than it's getting better
>>689296135
I'm too fair to people
>>689296278
no, I haven't got on that yet
haven't felt the urge to manga binge again yet
>>689296642
Make me.
>>689296753
Well if it wasnt for his last victim escaping he might of.
>>689296511
here ya go
>>689296647
oh jin case you dont know, i'm not single btw
he might HAVE
>>689296843
Ear sex is best sex. Just wait til we have catgirls IRL
Jokes aside, I dunno. I've never had an ear infection before, it was just shitty as hell
Assignment was an accounting portfolio
>>689296907
Pity. Remind me to spam images at you when you do.
>>689296753
Yup thats why flying to France frequent enough is difficult. I will get there just frustrating.
>>689296840
I will burn your town to the ground for the lack of dick. kek
>>689296753
>Well I can tell you that it's none of those, it's actually far worse.
the fuck is it then goddammit
anyway you are not as annoying as the other three I lumped you with yuki historically says nothing of value and complains in monosyllable about his life, maya is a whore and groden is generic porn poster #3290591591
mostly the decent conversations you have are shit I don't care about so my appraisal here is unbelievably biased but honestly whatever I'm the fucking CAPO
>>689296758
hey I recognize that pic, that's the guy with all the lizards on /k/
>>689296835
People I don't talk to and people I dislike have a fuckton of overlap
>>689296907
look dude sometimes being fair means being tough
>>689297052
>>689297175
I'm about to burn my phone to the ground for suggesting I have to manage storage before I can upload files
>>689297052
Thats good for you man. Glad you snagged a guy. I hope ill get to spend time with mine eventually c:
>>689297165
I will
I have to remind you to spam golden kamui images at me when I read that, too
>>689297217
too LENIENT, then
>>689296907
>>689296907
>>689296907
>>689297068
>>689297068
>>689297068
>>689297165
never had an ear infucktion, but I wouldnt mind helping your finger it out ;))))
but really those sound awful, glad ive never had one.
that sounds boring as fuck
>>689297217
Well for me people I don't talk to is usually just people I don't know well enough to have more than short conversations with.
>>689297362
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
>>689297217
Do you have a folder of this man and his qt scalies?
>>689297348
Oh nooo not the poor phone it already gets hot from all that porn
>>689296978
My dad told me that shortly after Dahmer was arrested there was an ad in the town newspaper that said "Room for rent. Roomates included. Some assembly required."
>>689297052
God dammit I need to start doing squats and running more. Give me your glorious butt secrets, Maya.
>>689297217
>the fuck is it then goddammit
Nah, it's more fun this way.
>anyway you are not as annoying as the other three I lumped you with
I promise I'll try harder.
>>689297459
It WAS boring as fuck, which is why I didn't do it.
I obliterated the exam though
I can't find my nail clippers
>>689297478
will probably end up reading them at work one of these days now that I have a job
Why are we posting lewds
>>689296753
They've always given me warning, as far as I can tell.
Though a friend did discover the BD lube that I forgot to put away once.
>>689297052
Oh my. Cute panties. :3
>>689296866
Excellent. I'll be polite and let you top first, though
>>689297614
Accounting class of some sort?
also tests are like 80% of the grades anyway, so thats all that matters
>>689297362
you are too lenient
you are the product of affluent civilization's atrophy and sedentary reality, man placed in comfort and deprived, drained of his warrior essence, and rather than supplanting it with some other tribal allegiance you've suppressed it entirely and transmogrified yourself into some abominable approximation of womanhood
you are castrated.
>>689297478
I am, amazingly, more judgmental than you
>>689297503
No, but I suggest going to /k/ and looking for a tripfag whose namefield is a series of letters (doesn't form a word, I think it starts with G, might be an acronym for something). He's a regular, and he has a FUCKTON OF LIZARDS.
>>689297524
nigga just fucking tell me
hey, if perfect replications of vaginas could be created, i'd be castrated too
>>689297351
of course you will! you sound like such a lovely guy! i'm sure you'll find plenty of cuties just for you!
>>689297524
i sit in front of my pc all day... :/
>>689297840
thank youu~
>>689297625
to make our weewees hard
>>689298005
I didn't mean physically.
>>689297876
tfw stigma
>>689297619
Oh yeah
Working at the net cafe was the most manga-prolific time of my life.
>>689297849
Yeah.
That unit specifically was Financial Services For Non-Reporting Entities.
>>689297876
Probably, but it might just be that I am more apathetic. I like to live in my little bubble and the things outside it don't matter so much
For reference: this picture >>689297165
>>689298005
I would like to test drive a vagina
>>689298005
>>689298083
I wanna squeeze it. Not waiting until after dinner.
>>689297840
>They've always given me warning, as far as I can tell.
My place would have, had it not been an emergency. Something about a fire department and deadly gas. I don't know, but when I got back they wouldn't look me straight in the eye anymore. Oh well.
>>689297876
>nigga just fucking tell me
It's my favorite color. Seriously. Nothing more to it.
>>689298083
>i sit in front of my pc all day... :/
I refuse to believe this. I do the same thing and I got fat >:| I'm finally losing weight at least. Down like 20 pounds!
Oh my god why is it 11 at night I should go to bed fucking porn threads.
>>689297052
>>689297332
So smooth
>>689297524
You dont live in Milwaukee
>>689298083
>our
I dunno.
Besides, this isn't a lewd thread. It's just a rude thread.
thanks, i somehow mistook that small sentence literally amongst the waterfall of metaphor, my bad
>>689298244
presenting the all new honda duder cooter
>>689298258
>>689298239
quality contribution to this conversation you vacuous toady
>>689298244
You have so much real life to wear you out instead, anyway.
>>689298347
oh
that makes me hate your name far less
>>689298377
>You dont live in Milwaukee
Well I did like 27 years ago when I was born.
But we moved when I was 2.
Parents owned a farmhouse just outside the city.
>>689298005
fuck you dom
>>689298482
<3 dom
>>689298244
I love my job honestly
>>689298491
my mind is burnt out, it's been a long day
I just realized I have to wake up in 7 hours and I STILL haven't cut my nails
smooches avery
>>689298775
omg
>>689298872
how it do friendo
>>689298346
>>689298377
have some more!
>>689298347
it's true tho, the thing is that i dont eat much so i dont get fat... but i'm also kinda weak so yeah not the best thing but it look good i guess
I'm GRUMPY.
>>689298815
I'm fucking INSULTING YOU and you're still not angry with me.
>>689298347
Deadly gas? Psh, that's a weak excuse. It's their fault for snooping, really.
>>689298482
With spacious interior
>>689298491
Real life can suck a dick
My mind lives in a fantasy land of no obligations. Waifus plentiful.
>>689298815
Good to hear
I liked the net cafe too. That just paid shit is all.
>I STILL haven't cut my nails
Get a nail file
do I get smooches dom
>>689298244
that sounds awful why would you take that
>>689298872
Yase?
>>689299014
I want to touch that butt and also have that butt.
>>689299090
I spend a disturbing amount of time fantasizing too but it's seldom sexual. Mostly it's just about...significance. A fictional world where rational nihilism doesn't override the courageous spirit that my ego keeps convincing me I actually contain.
Waifus for everyone
true virtual reality when
>>689299169
hug
>>689299014
>the thing is that i dont eat much so i dont get fat
Yeah I definitely eat too much. You also look very good, I'm jealous of your butt.
>>689299061
Eh I don't worry about it too much. I wish I was confident enough to fly the kinky flag a little more openly, might help me find someone willing to put up with my nonsense.
>>689298548
Thats neat
>>689298674
>>689298643
>>689298643
>>689299090
pay don't matter too much to me when I'm still mooching off my parents
>>689299018
I don't think I have ever in my life gotten upset over someone insulting me
>>689299342
I don't want a Waifu
>>689299342
Yeeeeeea naw
why are you grumpy?
smooches zac extremely lightly
>>689299000
created money out of vacant air, tested my new fins in the apartment pool, cleaned my house, did laundry, bought alcohol, and soon i will be streaming overwatch for no one to... watch
>>689299090
if you're looking for spacious, i got a preowned honda Butt Hole you can check out
>>689299169
m-more tongue
>>689299324
take lsd, for fun
And with that image limit I'm going the fuck to sleep.
Goodnight all you beautiful fags!
good night redmond
>>689299014
All I can think of is ass ill never get.
>>689299098
Take your pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP0sC_s5EfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrsfJHLx5YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUaXAsMda9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
>>689299324
Mine isn't usually sexual, unless I am wanking.
Usually it's just about me being a better or more important person than I am, and everyone knows I'm always right and treats me with great respect cause I'm so fucking amazing.
>>689299654
I'll pass, I'm looking for something with more seats
>>689299349
Same. My friends are pretty accepting, but most of them wouldn't exactly WANT to know that much.
>>689299621
you're shit
>>689299608
it's the state of things right now, man
I will take it
>>689299624
yeeehaaaw
>>689299802
get a backbone you pathetic shit
>>689299608
Avery, I want you to get insulted over ANYTHING.
>>689299654
I'm grumpy because the indolence of summer is exposing the spiritual emptiness of my life. And you know I've actually considered it.
>>689299805
Mine are never about being important. For me it's always about the struggle, about HAVING a struggle, and not having a reason to question the value of it.
>>689299349
that's pretty cute! thank you red!
>>689299730
gnight!
>>689299805
oh right, money
I need more money
lend me a small loan of a million dollaridoos nefer
>>689299943
Irrelevant, people just wont have sex with me.
>>689299654
sounds like a resounding success of a day
I'll watch you play
>>689299921
something like that
>>689299960
I don't know if I can
it's a spanish peck, dearest zac
>>689299805
but sir, the Butt Hole has room enough for both your spouse and children
>>689299960
is this why you've been less polemically aggressive lately?
>>689300131
how have you been since you moved back in with momma and da
>>689300129
its because you have negative confidence and all you do is whine, no one wants to fuck a whiner
I took german, so I dont know what that means
>>689300109
I haven't had weekend shifts in like 2 months. I am dirt-poor right now.
>>689300246
I'll give it some thought
>>689300131
I think I am beginning to hate you.
>>689300246
that's because I've been less present. Actually, lashing out at thread people is the direct result of that same malaise.
>>689300392
I only have 2k left in my bank and I need a new car
why is life so hard
>text gf "good night, love you."
>texts back "lol"
>>689300525
You have more than me right now.
I've gone as low as 500 with these lack of weekends.
Next two weeks will be alright and I just hope no sudden expenses out of nowhere fuck me over
>>689300251
I barely talk enough as is, try again.
>>689300246
better now that i have a job, still not diggin the search for a Real Job though
>>689300469
but why
is it my lack of conviction and utter neutrality
>>689300806
It is because you are weak.
>>689300759
doesnt matter how little you talk when the only thing you do is bitch
>>689300740
>just hope no sudden expenses out of nowhere fuck me over
you done fucked up saying that nef
rip in peace
if I got down to 500 id probably have a panic attack, lack of money is my only real fear
that and spiders
es solo un beso-beso
is water weak?
>>689300469
what, looking for any sort of emotional engagement? has that been what your problem is this whole time?
>>689300714
he has a girlfriend, what a chump
>>689300806
job hunting is lame, and i don't envy you.
>>689301065
oh no an insult
maybe this one will work where the last half hour of them have failed
stream is up, /ass_brains
>>689301134
Oh shit I meant bf
>>689301119
but would you rather have one million dollars
or negative one million spiders
>>689300714
*bf
>>689301134
It has been my problem my entire life, really. In adolescence it was amplified by the nature of adolescence, but it never went away. There is no cure for nihilism.
>>689301184
I'm not attempting to get anything from this, it's explanatory. As one sided as this conversation is it's still more interesting than anything I've said to avery in years.
