3 years ago I set myself on fire with gasoline in a suicide attempt
Why didnt you die
>>689272290
Right, So?
>>689272290
Try it again, trial and error
why the fuck would you willingly choose the most painful way to die?
sack of potatos looking ass
No idea. It's 3rd degree on 76% of my body. 8 months in Tampa General Hospital.
If you weren't a worthless loser you would have done it right the first time
>>689272290
nipples burn right off hey?
never knew that.......
Is it a little nippy without your shirt on?
cool
>>689272457
I also am curious
>>689272290
What made you want to do that? Why not choose a less painful, and much more effective method? Do you ever think of trying again?
Pretty baller
>>689272290
Jesus Christ man.
What is your mental health diagnosis?
Made my ears pretty cool though
With gas dude........ We all get sad but next time pick something less "most terrible way to go ever......"
>>689272290
Well, that sure wasn't very smart.
is your skin mostly numb now?
>>689272529
lol, I am glad you get to live with that now because you deserve it. Only way to get rid of it now is to kill yourself forrealzies this time.
tits & timestamp
>or gtfo
>>689272457
Someone that wants attention
>>689272290
Did you burn your dick as well? If so, post pics
ill just use a shotgun tbh
Been in therapy since I was 8. This is in order. Adhd, bipolar, borderline, ptsd. Currently dealing with borderline and just issues with interpersonal connection.
>>689272290
Looks like you were kinda fat to begin with, maybe try lose some weight, go to the gym and do weight training. You should still be able to put on some muscle and lose some fat. Try bio oil everyday for the scars too, it won't ever go completely away but it might help a little.
If at first you don't succeed.
>>689272290
You fucking deserve it, you should've set yourself on fire and THEN jumped off a fucking building you dope. Nobody would've stopped your ass if you just took an elevator to a tall building. You could've also downed sleeping pills and booze so you ALMOST didnt feel a thing. Pic related
>>689272840
this
>>689272290
haha you got no nipple
>>689272290
show more
>>689272929
>don't try again
Please post pics of your dick and balls. Also better pic of nipples or lack thereof
Surprisingly okay
how long did it take to regret your decision?
>>689272711
Damn Nice, also Check'd
>>689272899
u got raped when u were young or some shit?
>>689272290
That sounds like a really metal suicide attempt.
>>689273048
jack off with lighter fluid or gassoline and try lighting it on fire before jizzing
>>689272290
Fat AND dumb, congratulations.
It really is not that hard to kill yourself with 100% success, if that is what you really want.
The only reason a faggot would set himself on fire is if he wants attention and to traumatize others.
Zero respect.
rekt
>>689273048
oh shit
very nice, very nice
Fucking ouch, OP.
Were you a Buddhist monk?
The decision to use gasoline was entirely drug related. I barely remember setting the fire. I just remember putting it out and waking up a month later
>>689273048
Greasy dick
kill yourself for real this time
>>689273048
As long as you have a dick that works the rest of life can be tolerable.
>>689273048
I'm impressed
Pics of nipples and ass please
Also time stamp nigger
Lol you're a fucking a dumbass, out of all the ways you could killed yourself you chose fire LOL
>>689273048
Have you considered setting a girl on fire so she won't be able to do better than you?
>>689272388
because hes a fat fuck
>>689273048
>Surprisingly okay
its cut, its not okay.....
>>689273521
I can understand people who wants to kill themselves, but not in such a painful way
>>689273264
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
these trips ere say post your face op
>>689272617
>>689274101
roll
>>689273744
Confirmed fake. Ya dun goofed OP. Skin tone in you're original pic is obviosly white.
show face op trips demand it
>>689274178
nigger
>>689274223
>show face op trips demand it
Fml
>>689274223
Full body shot if tripz
>>689274175
toaster steve? is that you?
>>689274175
>all these newfags unable to recognize a poorly done shoop
Where do you go for therapy?
Quads incoming, show us face
>>689274175
>>689272290
the lesson here is that self-immolation is not a fun or smart method of suicide, but it does make great youtube videos
>>689274441
>>689274411
>>689274434
op you gotta show us face
>>689274409
>>689272290
If you really, REALLY wanted to die there are plenty of ways that are both 100% more certain than self-immolation, far less painful, and with less bullshit for people to clean up after you're gone. You're an idiot.
This be no shoop
>>689274409
kekked
>>689274530
No, just a low quality shoop done by a low quality person
Now you're like Kevin Spacey in pay it forward
>>689274409
You're fucking retarded anon.
>>689274584
I was recovering from some pretty heavy drugs at the time. Wasn't a logical decision to begin with
>>689273665
That's actually not cut.
>>689274639
toaster steve, please tell me its you
>>689272290
>tits or gtfo
>tfw no tits
Gtfo plz
>>689273665
This. Also almost got satanic trips.
>>689274858
are you retarded
how'd your face turn out?
also is your body all lumpy because of drugs/surgery or are you just fat?
I got to give it to you that is at least going out like a man. Burning yourself to death takes ball would be painful.
>>689272899
damn. keep hangin in there. Dont know what else to say....
>>689273048
its actually like a 9/10 god damn
PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU ARE TOASTER STEVE
https://youtu.be/xO72pekqhIc
>>689276163
Face op
>>689276163
toaster steve?
Who the fuck is toaster steve
>>689276726
summer is here
>>689276163
you are fucking toaster steve arent you? you silly sausage, try to an hero again please
>>689276726
Newfagging intensifies
>>689276163
Toaster fucking steve, i swear, Show us your face op
>>689272290
HOLY SHIT STEVE
>>689272881
>KMFDM sucks
>>689272290
goofball.
>>689276163
LOL LOLO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>689277128
steve wasnt fat was he?
>>689276163
toaster steve... you tough that /b/ won't remember, lol you absolute mad man!
>>689272290
I'm sorry OP.
Fuck it
I don't understand nothing. NO THING
>>689278222
so why you decided to kill yourself?
>>689277915
you can put some belly in 3 years dumbass, specially if you are depressed like our friend steve here, although i have to say, he does have a healthy cock
>>689278222
oh shit he handsome
I want some of that attentionwhore dick
Imma grill btw
>>689272290
why. how lethal do you think fire is? gasoline doesnt even burn that hot, either.
if you wanted to kill yourself, you shouldve mixed in some Styrofoam, or ping pong balls, and some aluminium powder
oh well. im sorry you were an ignorant idiot, and now lack nipples.
buy a nice suit that fits really well, and fuck chicks through the zipper, so they dont see your body, and you still look sexy, because suits are sexy 90% of the time.
>>689278222
You sir, are a good looking young man.
The scars are not that bad, Nice dick.
Just dont be stupid again - stay off drugs.
toaster steve died.. right?
>>689272899
as a borderline, ur doing this for attention u stupid slut
kill yourself like a man and stop hurting everyone around you while you try to get attention for being a pathetic waste of space
>yes, i am projecting
nigger
That's gross bro probably should finish the job. No one could love that scarred tissue skin.
But did you die?
>>689278222
abandon thread, toaster steve not confirmed, just some random fag
>>689278699
Obv not fag
Checkd also
>>689272290
Deadpool irl
>>689278222
Ugly, crispy and dumb.
>>689272783
Well, aren't you an edgy anon.
Why dont you answer our questions faggitto
Who would want to fuck that?
>>689272290
Arafon
Can't even kill yourself correctly. No wonder your sorry ass is alone.
op does not reply
grill leaves thread (but toaster steve IS dead right?)
Why don;t you just actually kill yourself properly this time? Because you're attention seeking scum. Enjoy spending the rest of your days alone.
>>689272614
First thing I noticed too
>>689278222
>>689272290
why didn't you attempt again?
>>689279442
I'm here, I'm just lazy
>>689278222
"""""""""""Hot"""""""""""
>>689277145
KMFDM is amazing. Kys.
>>689278222
that is indeed you steve i recognize you. please tell us about the aftermath of your previous suicide attempt.
>>689279565
then don't make a thread
IS TOASTER STEVE ALIVE THOUGH??
>>689277145
different anon, but this song's pretty cool. only one i've heard tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy6Y3jTWY90
lose a little weight so not look like potato bag, burn scars don't even look so bad, he handsome
>>689272290
Thanks for sharing, OP. Do you still remember the feeling? Did it feel worse than you imagined it would? Why did you do it? What would you recommend to someone wanting to go out a similar way?
How do I prove I'm not Steve?
>>689272290
of all the ways to kill yourself this faggot picks one of the most painful
>>689273385
Which drugs?
>>689272290
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>689272290
Seems like a poorly thought out plan honestly.
>>689279797
look at the nose and facial features
>>689272290
congratulations on being retarded
>>689280133
I know OP isn't our tsteve but the fact that some people were thinking he was must mean he didn't die...
>>689279982
>>689279982
Yes, first it was loud(you know when you ignite your gas grill? Imagine that but all around you), then cold, then tingly, then pain beyond imagination. It was definitely worse than I thought it would be because when I did It I was so fucked up I was convinced I'd die instantly. If someone wanted to do this? I'd say don't expect to be as lucky as me. There's no fucking reason for me to be here. It was a fluke.
>>689280539
did you find a new purpose in life as a burned man
>>689278222
>Trips checked
>Toaster Steve
>Literally gets toasted
>Good luck with your life, dude
>I got electrocuted and lost the ability to use my hands
>Have hot Jap nurse or Swedish physical therapist jack me off
>pretty much like this kid but im not disabled 100%... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eae_1323655068&comments=1
>I still want to kill myself though
>>689280897
Basically yeah
>>689280530
he didnt, he got rescued before he died
>>689272290
you look like mr. peanut
>>689281338
how do you feel about your body now? what is your everyday life like?
>>689281351
OMG I read he had died and cried, I CRIED FOR NOTHING?!
do the burns still hurt?
>>689281567
Well when they woke me up a month later I couldn't walk obviously, and my left arm had a permanent none growth in the elbow making it impossible to move. So I had to learn how to walk again on legs that hadn't moved in 42 days. Mean while I had to stretch my arm out with the intention of getting surgery to remove the growth, but honestly It opens most of the way and the webbing it's too bad so idc. It took over a year for the skin to totally close. These days I can walk fine, use both arms and I can do most physical activities, though not as consistently. I stretch in the morning and I have to take care of my skin. Honestly it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed to get my shit together.
>>689282311
his cold heart freezes the pain.
>>689281709
I'm not Steve.
>>689282394
are you able to fap normally, did you develop a fetish for burned girls
>>689282394
>get my shit together
>is literally ripping apart when he moves
>>689278222
You're handsome and have a nice benis. You'll be fine
>>689272614
Skin grafts retard
>>689272290
Matt? is that you bud?
>>689272899
>>689278632
I concur as a male borderline.
Then again I attempt suicide to test my body limits or curious about the pain.
Just cuts and drugs.
>>689282394
>Honestly it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed to get my shit together.
what changed IN YOUR MIND, YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE? jesus, dude, this is so important to know.
>>689272290
get fucking ripped, get your life together(however hard it might be), show the little bitches that judged you a lesson, fuck em; see them get jealous
>>689272388
kek
>>689274794
Baby aspirin
toaster steve?
>>689272290
Did you died?
>>689273365
omg, dem obscure refrences
>>689283901
then who was phone?
>>689278222
>>689278222
Oh my God you're my twin
>>689274409
That's what skin looks like when it gets severely burned. Either you're autistic or fishing.
>>689281338
The red god has plans for OP
>>689284239
are you georgian?
also, learn to flip your pictures, dumbass.
>>689284239
Congrats, you're both really attractive.
>>689273048
Fucking cut your fingers nails jeez
>>689284239
>>689278222
lol what the fuck
And now you have stumps for legs and no eyebrows?
>>689272290
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>689285188
Hey there, summerfag. How's your night so far?
>>689273521
I have and I'm not even OP. Who hurt you anon? My ex hurt me
>>689272290
feeling really sorry for you dude
>>689272290
didnt burn off that shitty hair? faggot do it again
>>689278919
I thought the same kek
>>689284599
No, American
>>689284239
Holy shit dude. Down to the hairline. Lol that's spoopy
>>689272700
he likes feet.
>>689279733
>Being a KMFDM fan and thinking the phrase "KMFDM sucks" is an insult.
>>689286926
I think you mean "right down to the inability to rotate your fucking pictures properly".
>>689274175
Do you still need the stoma or does that just never go away once it's done?
>>689278418
tits or gtfo
>>689287731
I chose not to rotate so that the pictures would be the same direction
Let me mess up my hair and make the face
>>689286939
Kek
>>689279493
MODS
>>689287968
>>689284239
>>689278222
Same shirt even
>>689287968
>>689272290
Should have been like Jessica Chambers and mistook some lighter fluid for a vodka shot, then had a spasm all like "eww, omg can you believe what I just did?!? LoL!" while accidentally spilling the rest all over you...
"Holy shit, watch out with that cigarette!" She yells to her passenger who is about to flee in panic...
>>689280991
Got sauce on the vid w/o the fucking watermark?
>>689272954
If there was ever a time for a Wilhelm scream
>>689284239
Congrats, you look like a burn victim.
I huffed gas when I was a teen. Had a gallon in my bedroom (vinyl flooring) and was listening to dark side of the moon. I passed out, keeled over, and dumped the gallon all over me. Woke up soaked and lying in a puddle of gas but was too out of it to realizeveryone what happened. Woke up to that track with the planes flying and that dude laughing all crazy, just really disorienting shit. Pulled a pack of Doral 100s and a lighter out of my pocket and lit up, smokedown half, put it out and passed back out. Woke up later, knew something wasn't right, so went and took a shower. I should be dead. Never told anyone in my actual real life that story
>>689288436
Viddy well, my droog
Yeah it's more from the sides actually, not as much similarity from the front
>>689288630
Tip top Kek
>>689288436
we could be brothers
and same hairline ;(
why why does the hairline have to suck a donkey dick :(
>>689288495
omfg... YOU SOLVED IT!!!
>>689278222
Honestly you're like a 8/10
>>689288795
I've actually only ever told it one other time that was here on /b/
>>689278418
Email me [email protected]
>>689289135
I know that feel, bro.
>>689289135
Well I am adopted so that's possible
What is it like going to a new doctor for a checkup?
Do you go swimming without a shirt?
>>689289645
that is funny my mother put up a son for adoption... but he would be 50 and i look like my dad and it was a different guy. i'm 29 unless if you are canadian and my dad or one of his brothers fucked a bunch of bitches i don't know about
>>689289645
Where were you born?
>>689289152
/b/ solved this a long time ago. It was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.
>>689287968
Did you burn that hole in your shirt?
>>689290372
No I'm the other guy
>>689272954
in that video dudes on fire for like 5 minuets, i was amazed at how well his ass burned, then remembered fat burns well.
Posting another because it's the only attractive thing about me.
With Gas prices so high this is an expensive way to kill oneself.
You're too fat to be one of those monks
:>
>>689272290
add styrofoam to the gasoline next time
>>689273048
wheres your nuts bro, they pull a scared turtle and are hiding next to your belly button?
>>689274409
skin graph scares.
>>689290247
Nah I'm 23 and floridian
>>689272954
Excellent
>>689291446
>21
>Father cheated on my mother two years before I was born and became a homeless drug addict
Other purple shirt nigga here, doubt it but it's still possible
If I was gonna kill myself i'd probably go with something instant and less painful why would you light yourself on fire.
>>689282842
>>689283586
Seriously not going to answer these?
>>689274639
Bro your skin look like french bread
>>689291903
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand. There isn't an un edgy way to say that.
>>689292105
Nah he's too into his new boyfriend to notice anyone else in the thread. Which is a direct reflection of how selfish of a person someone who does a bunch of drugs and sets themselves on fire can be
>>689292444
Zero consideration for others
>>689292444
Trips is truth
>>689272907
Yeah OP, burn that fat
>>689289135
Same ugh
>>689273055
I'd guess a quarter second, tops
>>689274175
Man you look like an uncooked chicken now
>>689274178
He never mentioned its him, also he kinda revealed part of his face already >>689272711 you dumb fucking moron.
Read the beginners guide and fuck off.
>>689278222
Checked and 8.5/10
>>689284239
9/10
>>689290733
And your face. Certainly not your belly fat.
>>689284239
>>689278222
>>689287799
Answer this
>>689273048
cut your fucking nails u disgusting diabeeto piece of shit.
>>689272290
Did it work?
>>689272290
Did things get any better since? I'm not much of a gambling man but I bet no. In fact, you are probably in a worse position now. The fuck you think you are? A bhudist monk in the 60's? Suicide by setting yourself on fire has got to be the most retarded thing to do. Go finish the job, crispy, not like anyone is going to want your flame broiled sausage anyway.>>689272290
>>689295623
this, I have a feeling op looks like a cave troll and faps to cp and rape porn
>>689279733
MEGALOMANIACAL BETTER THAN THE BEST
>>689295777
lost and checked
![20160613_003044[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xGB9fUt.jpg "20160613_003044[1].jpg")
on the topic of burns from 0 to fucked how bad does this look
>>689287325
SON OF A GUN
SUPER HERO NUMBER ONE
>>689272290
Cool
>>689287968
Hey mang, fukkn good on you for getting where you're at now after all this. Fuck the rest of these shits ripping on you. Let's light them on fire and see how they do lol.
>>689297612
Deadpool/10
>>689297612
thats a solic 8/10 man, that shit looks nasty, sorry
