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Trips and i do this but with less tacks and no fucking machine. I swear i will deliver
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5785427/porcupine_hd_queensnake_com_qsbdsm_com.html?from=video_related
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>>689266125
how bout quads
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>>689266125
or septs
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alright
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Ok, trips i put tacks in my asscheeks.
Quads i then sit, while they're in my ass.
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Do it boi
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>>689266125
"I swear I will deliver"
Sure OP we believe you
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66666 get
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>>689266655
Dude i will! It'll just be a minute of filming!
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trips get, now deliver
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joke's on you guys op does this shit all the time
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Pic related.
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Gighoty 111
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I'd like to see this.
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do it
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>>689>>689266125
So many dubs but no trips...
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Delivery? Maybe
Roll? Definitely
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>>689266125
DO IT
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>>689266125
is there a way to make the video smaller on xhamster? recently they changed it and the default size is way too big and the only other option is fullscreen
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Rerolling. Shame about the lack of a fucking machine. Unless you're a dude.
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>>689267520
i know 'm so happy hehe, i've never done this before, but it cant be that bad
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>>689266125
OP better deliver.
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im only here for the trips
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Rollerino
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Trippiddy trippin trips are the shigiddy sheeit
Heil satan!
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quads
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Rolllin
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>>689267621
This
someone help
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>>689267773
U have faired us!
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>>689267773
So close
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>>689266125
trips you say?
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Rollerino
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roller
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lel the roll
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look at my numbers
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go to trips
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999 bottles of beer on the wall
999 tacks in your ass
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999
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ROOLLL
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anyone fag trips
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>>689266542
Winnraarrrrr>>689266262
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111
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Trips and I do it too
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OP won't deliver
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>>689268027
Again
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look at my horse
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>>689268112
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>>689267621
remove the "m." at the beginning of the url
its linking you to the mobile version of the page
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>>689266125
rooling
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>>689268112
Oh thank Omar..
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Don't do it, you're gonna hurt yourself
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come the fuck on
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Trips.
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hehe goodluck fuckers, i see ya'll really want me to do this, i think i wont have to do it cucks
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Rohohoholll
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>>689268112
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>>689268217
Cmon, mick foley pulled this shit from the top of a cage faggot
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>>689268118
yes i will!
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fuck you op
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Tacks meet ass.
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lets do this
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Trips!!!!
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Figgity fuck.
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lmao
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>>689268344
why me?
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Trips or gtfo
MODA SOFA
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Rollcage
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potatofest
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Trump for president!
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Buttered roll
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then only 555
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Ram those tacks into those rosy cheeks.
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do it faggot
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or not right
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>>689268543
Kek
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Do it plz •﹏•
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666 get
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>>689268456
because i wanna ram my cock in your butt with them tacks on it
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And now we wait for Satan trips to ruin ur bottom
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tripstables
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the number of the beast
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run
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the trips
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What did the tacks say to the ass?
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GOD DAMNIT
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Rolling!
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>>689266125

rolll
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Fuck, you all suck at this.
Slot machine bitches!
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i pref 690000000
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do it
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CHECK THEM
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>>689268779
So close
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>>689268723
This joke is gonna have a pretty tacky punch line, isnt it?
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>>689268723
Pain?
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TAKE IT IN THE ASS OP
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Here it is!
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slot slot slot
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QUADS!!!
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If trips, op will deliver? ⊙﹏⊙
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Rolling for you not to do it
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Rollw
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>>689267773

does that count?
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>>689268888
WINRAR
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>>689268888
BOOM!!!
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>>689268888
RIP OP'S ANUS
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pain power
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>>689268888
Praise the sun!
There they are
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Thumb those tacks into that round rump.
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>>689268888
you beautiful creature YES
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Trips
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My numbers don't count. These are the tacks. I'm going to shit and be back.
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These trips
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>>689268888
Sunovabiatch!!!!
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>>689268888
OP quads!
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>>689268888
GETT
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>>689268888
YOU MUST FAGGOT
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>>689268888
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>>689268888

holy sheet
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>>689268888
Deal with it
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>>689268888
Prepare your bottom cuz we got em
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>>689268888
Ayyyyyyyyy lmaoooo!!! Do it OP!
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>>689268888
Fuck yeah. OP, you had better deliver.>>689268877
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>>689268888
DO IT
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Quads for more tacks and pooper sharpie
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>>689268888
WINRAR WITH QUADS
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>>689269098
kek
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>>689268888
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Tack that ass up, op fag
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Hey, its op. Any way to sterilize them? I think they should be fine, never been used
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>>689266125
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>>689268888
OP it's time
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689269333 get
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>>689269305
Hard alcohol, or a lighter
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>>689269305
Put them over heat such as a stove.
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>>689268888
This /b/ro is in debt to you
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>>689269305
You'll be fine
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>>689269010
Only 30? Every one of those cream-topped, pointy-pushers needs to be going in your rootin' tootin' rump.
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T
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>>689269305
Put them in a mug/ pour boiling water over them. Let them sit for about 2 minutes, then just displace the boiling water with cold water to cool the tacks down.
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>>689269305
What you need to sterilize them for? Not like you're performing surgery.
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I wish webm,s had sound. The girly scream OPs gonna make is gonna be great.
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>>689269522
Kek
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>>689269305
put them in boiling water
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>>689269305
Sterilize what you little bitch? The pin is like half an inch tall. Man the fuck up and doh eeeeeett
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>>689266655
DUBZ
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So many unchecked dubs...
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>>689269554
This. But I don,t wanna wait til you make pasta tacks
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>>689266125
>I swear i will deliver
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this lifetime?
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>>689269677
Checked for
>>689269724
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>>689269738
It'll take 2 minutes. As if anon doesn't have a kettle.
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>>689269872

Thanks
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>>689269738
Or put em in hot and steamy.
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Ass tacks... There for ur ass
>get in the game
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>>689269916
Yea we got another 100 posts til limit.
So bumppity
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Started. I said i'd deliver
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>>689270039
New game from EA Sports
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Rolling for another set of trips
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>>689270008
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>>689270079
More now Faggot
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>>689270079

Op delivered.
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>>689270079
Dont forget to sit on them. Keep em in there for a whole day. Then masturbate onto one and push it up your urethra.
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There's no need to sterilize them. Lay on, Macduff.
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>>689270079
A tack that ass!
I,m surpised i,m the only one making this pun.
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>>689270079
push them in all the way faggot
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>>689270079
Not impressed, op..tsk tsk
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>>689270079
Gj OP. Not a faggot today.
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>>689270079
Holy shit OP delivered
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>>689270079
ITS HAPPENING
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>>689266125
>http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5785427/porcupine_hd_queensnake_com_qsbdsm_com.html?from=video_related

anyone sauce the full video?
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>>689270079
kek. MOAR
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>>689270079
Yea, got to use this pic
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>>689270273
That pun was tacky. Youre really pushing these jokes on us. Im aware im being anal here but please dont fret.

You ass.
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do it
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>>689266125
Woah
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>>689270079
Only 24 to go. I'm starting to feel a strange feeling in my chest, OP. Is it.. could it be? Pride?
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>>689270079
Today op is not a faggot boys.
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>>689270459
You really got me pinned.
>tacky
Kek
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Time stamp faggot
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>>689270459
Reddit, pls go.
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>>689270741
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UPDATE sorry it takes so long, i have to apply more pressure than I thought
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>>689270805
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>>689270877
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>>689270646
Only on /b/ where a grown man inserts tacks in his butt cheeks for a group of strangers isn't being a faggot
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Think OP passed out from the pain?
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do it faggot
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>>689270915
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>>689270932
Kek
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>>689270932
Ta da!
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>>689270866
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>>689270866
Kek
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>>689270972
Still going strong
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>>689270805
>>689270877
>>689270915
>>689270985
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Nice face OP
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>>689270985
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>>689270866
Put one in ur semen sack
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>>689268027
Kek
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>>689270866
Put more on the left cheek and even them
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If double 3s put a tack in your nutsack.
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>>689270866
Checked and, definitely proud of you. Carry on my tack-assed son. You will bleed when you are done.
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show your dick
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OP how much does it hurt on a scale of 1-10
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>>689271231
Nooo!!! So fucking close! God dammit! Fuck me!
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>>689271179
Ladies and gentanons, this is the face of a straight man.
I think
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>>689271277
Agreed
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I'm looking for trips boiz
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>>689271135
this
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>>689268112
rollin
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>>689271053
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Guuuummmmon
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>>689268101
Summerfag
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>>689270932
Fuck it sounds so pathetic when you say it like that. This says something about /b/'s interests and limits.
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Mooooooore
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>>689271328
Like 6 lol
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>>689271179
lost
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>>689271552
Damn. What's a 10 on your scale then?
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>>689271247
Toppest keks!
I read that in tune.

Once upon a time Op was a fag-get
Until he delivered on a quad 8 get
Surely didn,t mean to be a hero
But that just means that I don,t blow
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>>689271468
I'm proud of op because he came through.
We need more people like him.
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>>689271649
When he has to sit on them later
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>>689271649
Well i did have hip and shoulder surgery cuz of football soooo... And i played while my hip was torn 3/4 of the way
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>>689271748
Ooooo I forgot about that. We did get quads.
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>>689271748
Lmao. Good luck op. You've done pretty good so far.
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>>689271687
One internets for op
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Lol my legs are shaking. Did i do good?
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Did i do good /b? My legs are shaking lol
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>>689272090
Well done OP your not a faggot
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>>689272090
That lil blood drop.
>did I do good?
Kek

Yea OP, you did good.
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>>689272222
Hahaha quads again fagot, put it in your semen sac!
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>>689272090
9/10
1 for each tack
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>>689272222
He got motherfucking quads too!
Fucking checked OP!
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>>689272306
Thanks
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>>689272222
OP quads again is a sign.......
>shove then up your peehole nigger
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>>689272369
Haha, cmon, doooo eeeet
>semen sack
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>>689272222
HOLY SHIT WIT THE QUAD
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>>689272222
nice quads
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>>689272222
NICE!
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>>689272554
OP Is this how you expected your night to go
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>>689270866
pressure? pfft, just smack'em on dude
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>>689272760
Kek
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>>689272760
Kek, yea OP, what motivated you to risk ur ass?
Lulz?
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My legs are still shaking! Thanks /b! That was fun! 6/12/2016
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>>689272948
Cactus Jack approves
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Respect for a man of his word.. I would nvr do that ish
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>>689272732
>>689272685
Oh shit! I got Quads on my proof photo! Hahaha fuck ya'll that said i wouldn't post, i got quads. Heres a hot girl just cuz ya'll had to look at my ass
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>>689272948
The shaking will wear off, but the glory will remain forever.
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>>689272591
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>>689273171
Ish?
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>>689273222
Trrrriiiiiiiippppps!
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>>689273248
I shall relish it!
Another hot chick, cuz, my ass.
It still hurts lol
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>>689272760
Op, you're a great inspiration. I'll try fapp in to you.
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>>689273222
Kek u got trips talking about ur quads
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>>689273222
>>689272222
>>689270866
Op checked
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>>689273222
What? How? You had quads and now trips? The gods must be pleased with you, op. You have been blessed.
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>>689273527
Thanks, im about to fap too lol. Is this going down in 4chan history?
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>>689273658
I've been a good OP.
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Never forget 6/12/16 the day OP delivered, got trips, and quads.
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>>689273721
Its a good day.
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>>689273222
>hot girl
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OP here rolling for trips, can't wait to shove tacks in my ass
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Yo remember that day when op's sticked tackles in his asscheeks?
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>>689273856
Add that he asked for mere trips and got quads in less than 3 minutes..
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>>689273789
Yes you have. Anon approves greatly of you. Are you done or can you do more tricks?
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>>689274256
Bumping for more tricks
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Post face, op. My dubs command you
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>>689273789
I came so hard. Fucking hot, OP!
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>Op has left the game
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Wow this thread
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>>689271179
fuckin lost
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PUT ME IN SCREENCAP R/4CHAN
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>>689272090
>Lol my legs are shaking
I imagine all that adrenaline would make for a good fap session afterwards
gets your blood pumping or what?
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>>689274957
lol i just want this archived
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>>689272222
tsjek'd
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Anyone wanna play halo with me I'm sliver 5 im pretty good
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R/4CHAN WADDUP
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