Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Dubs get in.
Trips get VIP.
Quads+ get free potato skins with every drink.
Singles go to Weenie Hut Junior.
You have to provide a reason as to why you should be allowed in.
Alternatively, slash a /b/ into your wrist to get in regardless.
>>689256850
Faggot
>>689257046
To the Weiner bar with you
I stepped on a lego and only screamed at 140dB for 5 minutes
>>689257046
You're just mad cos you go to weenie hut jr.
I on the other hand master ate with sandpaper and have dubs.. Let me through
>>689257193
NO FAGGOT!
>>689257371
Kek, looks like you are joining me son
how though i am? i stayed up till 9 p.m. yesterday
I am the master of dubs. I summon dubs to this thread. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
what the fuck happened here? I was browing 4chan when did my browser went to fucking facebook? fucking cancerous shit
ill just head straight for Weenie Hut's.
>>689257887
It teleported you to weenie hut jr.
I have memes and no friends
How tough am I? Only cried for 5 minutes when watching Marley and Me.
I am the toughest.
>>689256850
i'm so tough i can fap to hillary without crying
I eat the whole ass
I slept on a bed of nails...
Without a comforter
I eat ass
Op you are a massive faggot. Is that salty enough?
I'm Fucking fuck Donald trump.
>>689256850
You want to know how tough I am? That's the dumbest inquiry I've ever been faced with, but I'll go along with it. I am the person who killed Osama bin Laden. And was I with the Navy Seals? No. I killed him by ripping his heart out of his chest. And after that, I bit into it. My name is Liam Neeson, and I will skin your body just to watch you bleed.
i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes
Let me in!
I swallowed a peanut whole. Shell and all.
>>689259788
Go right ahead, sorry for keeping you waiting.
wheres weenie hut jr?
How tough am I? I go to gay clubs....without any protection
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
>>689260037
Sorry Mr. Neeson, I think this place is a better fit for you.
>>689260445
So?
how tough am i? I'm a faggot
>>689260482
...Without any MILK.
Shaved head. It's a hair-do. Case closed
>>689260444
Get out of here, you didn't say how tough you were. Faggot.
>>689256850
I´m tough enough that I fap with bengay...
lit on fire
>>689256850
I should be allowed in cos I live in a pineapple under the sea. Now let me in you faggot
Wait.. is this a gay club?
>>689256850
I'll have you know I've played Dark Souls II and only contemplated suicide 6 times
>>689260470
And I say the same to you, but with this establishment.
I shit out blood and don't even care
roll i should be allowed in because i love rekt threads
>>689260584
Tough as fuck get out of here wiener boy
I ride my skateboard in the mall when the security isn't looking
>>689257402
>>689257046
I called Obama on my cellphone and called him a peepee head.
give me my skins faggot
When other drivers cut me up I sometimes curse under my breath
>>689256850
i ate a bowl of nails this mourning..... without any milk.
i once told a guy to fuckoff
>>689261017
look, you didn't follow the rules. no need to get angry.
Step aside and let me in before I blow a hole in your head fagget
>>689256850
roll, hoping for an 88
I pour my cereal into the bowl, after the milk
I've watched the movie Commando like 17 times and it don't even make me cry anymore
I once put a shotgun in my asshole and shot a Bulgarian spy with it.
How tough am I? I had a bowl of milk this morning. Without any cocks in my mouths you faggots
>>689261445
>tfw one away
How tough am I?
I shot up a gay club in Florida.
Without killing myself.
I am not a weenie!
>>689260874
Sorry, meant this place.
>>689256850
I perform sex acts on aquatic lifeforms
>>689261499
You're in.
I just smoked 3 beers.
>>689256850
how tough am i?
how tough am i?
how tough? am i?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
how, tough am i.
I ATE MILK WITHOUT A BOWL
NAILS!!!!
>>689256850
i'm not a muslim.
>>689261524
the gay bar is down the street
(weeny hut jr)
>>689256850
>I am the God Emperor of Mankind.
>>689261969
quit while you're not too far behind
>>689261824
I see you have a death wish. God ay give you mercy, but I certainly won't.
I eat ass without any milk
>>689256850
I'm not a nig
>>689256850
Quads nigger, potato skins for everyone.
I eat ass
I'm so tough, I've even played Rugby. Not your faggoty body armour and multiple timeouts when it gets too rowdy football mind. Proper Rugby
i once edged for 5 hours and didn't even cum
I told a feminist that men are superiour.
>>689260764
kek
>>689256850
I killed the little faggot who said I can't get in with singles.
I went to Loch Ness with only $3.49
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I went to the local shop for my comic and my mum waited outside. I was so brave.
>>689256850
gimme my potatoes
i think metallica is...over rated
>>689262799
....right this way sir
How tough am I? I killed myself.......while I 720 noscope scrubs
These good people
same
>>689256850
Lemme in already I'm so tough
I'm tough enough to go into /b
I WANT IN
I CAN EAT ICE CREAM WITHOUT HAVING A BRAIN FREEZE
>>689262857
You're a nickelback fan aren't you? Get out!
i stepped on a floor of legos barefoot
>>689262275
You can't get me if you're not in the bar!
Let me the fuck in or I'll rape your moms dog tonight
Tough enough to be this beautiful
the krusty krab pizza ISN'T the pizza for you and me
>>689263051
I can eat 2 ice creams without getting a brain freeze
Gay club anyone?? No .-.
my power level is 8,999
This tough
>>689263255
Get in here
>>689263475
>>689263370
YOU SUCK
I'm so tough I can fax with ice'y hot
im not #withher
I suck dick but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
>>689263330
I got trips. can I go?
>>689263799
go in
>>689263580
>>689263901
Am I gonna be popular here?? O:
>>689263477
HA, IM IN FUCKERS
>>689259788
>>689261833
>>689263255
>>689263799
make sure no muslims come in
i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk
>>689263477
Fuck you, Neeson.
maybe i want in weenie hut jr. anyways
potato skins are ass.
i preformed a blood transfusion...with an african man
I'm so tough I can take 10 dicks up my ass
why should i be allowed in?
CHECKEM
Lets see now..
>>689264692
>I'm so tough I can take 10 dicks up my ass
Only?? Amateur
Fuck off, I'll get in if I want to
How tough am i? How tough am i !!?? I eat cock every day, without cleaning the smegma.
i want sum skins
>>689256850
I dont find traps attractive
>>689261946
Well I just snorted 4 needles
i have a WOW tattoo
>>689265166
s...sorry for keeping you
i once killed a spider
I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes
"........"
i put on sunblock with only an SPF rating of 1 today
Cause I'mma eat that butt like an Ethiopian exchange student to America
I drive a German car
my password is a proper word and it's all lower case, I use it for everything
>>689265711
Don't slip on the ice cube on the way in
I didn't kill myself today.
I only eat ONE dorito from the bag
>>689266289
kys
I fucked a loli
>>689256850
I listened to Linkin Park
Without turning emo
>>689256850
I'm the owner of this bar
>>689266500
Go in, good sir. Don't look back.
>>689266817
sorry bud, you're gonna want weeny hut jrs
>>689266817
Go suck off the faggots at Weenie Hut Juniors.
I didn't buy this costume for halloween
I'm so tough that I watched the first Spongebob Movie and I only cried for 5 minutes towards the end
I drink water with no ice.
I'm tough enough
I get in because i've stuck my dick in crazy
>>689256850
I jerked off to Bliss on the Oxygen channel when i was younger
I didn't cry reading this
Why should I get in?
Check em
I'm an Undertale/Fnaf fag
One time I saw le reddit maymay
And I only ayy lmaoed for 20 minutes XD
I watched all the episodes of boku no pico
I'm a big guy
>>689267304
reroll
let me in
I work here, let me in before i'm late, asshole
I'm capable of doing this
I just ATE 16 light BULbs KIddO lET me in fuckTARD
>>689256850
I buried my dogs decomposing corpse and didn't vomit
>>689256850
suck a dik fagit
>>689268222
lol
I like yo purposely step on legos and 4 sided die, to wake up! Works better than coffee!
I was born here
OP is a faggot.
>>689268411
NOICE
>>689268411
Also, fuck you. I don't need a reason to get in.
I like to have straight consensual sex in the missionary position
i shot up a gay bar
>>689261524
is this guys' elbow made of gelatin? seems like the recoil would make it snap in two
>>689257046
"Faggot" goes to weenie hut. Kek.
>>689268550
That's pretty ghey. It's like you're expressing feelings, 'n shit.
A sea bear didn't attack me even though I didn't draw a circle
>>689268411
Sorry faggot, you didn't give a legitimate reason~
let me in, i just got my new I.D.
>>689267097
Well you should have maybe it would make you tougher faggot
i got two final projects for tomorrow, and i haven't started yet.
>>689260444
What a waste
>>689259308
Are you from Corry by any chance? I have a friend, and that's his catchphrase
How tough am I? I lost all my souls in Dark Souls and only cried for 20 minutes.
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Without any milk.
I once took a shit and didn't wipe
I once fell out a 5 story window while banging this super hot chick, you guys dont know her name though i met her at summer camp
>>689269129
I once took a shit and didn't pull down my pants
>>689268818
Fake ID. Sorry, bud. Otherwise, you would have gotten free potato skins.
>>689256850
I'll get doubles and shoot all your bloody asses
I went to Disney.com without my parents permission.
I didn't want in anyway
I cant triforce and i still browse 4 chan
Im cool, let me in
I once ate desert before dinner
I was born in Weenie Hut General
>>689269434
Good. It's not a gay bar anyway
I'm so tough I eat milk, without any milk
>>689269260
I once took a shit and didn't pull out the babysitters dick.
I am so tough I Jerk off with no hands
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
Give me my VIP badge
>>689269999
I'll take my potatoes skins now.
>>689269999
noice
>>689256850
vip confirmed
Im Milan
roll b
How tough am I? I let my boyfriend stick it in my bullet hole after we left the club last night.
Chekem
I brush my teeth with medium strength bristles.
>>689267733
for you
I once ate the last donut in the donut box... and left the box there
>>689269999
Fuckin' win.
Free potato skins.
:3
>>689256850
Im actually tempted to cut /b/ in my wrist i already have scars doesnt matter
>>689269533
Yea got los dobles
you know me
How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
>tfw smoke 75 cigarettes a day
I beat the water temple
>>689271593
do it faggot
I beat Dark Souls and only died 500 times.
>>689256850
im no goofy goober
>>689266500
source?
>>689271773
fckoff
Come... Closer...
>>689256850
How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
I once masturbated to a year-old porno mag in a port-a-potty. WITHOUT ANY LUBE.
>>689272020
Fuck off
I need...
>>689256850
I made the sagittarius a trip in elite dangerous and came back with 100% hull in a sidewinder
I'm so tough, I'm able to physically fuckin at the level of an average person
I... NEED...
>>689256850
I can put the two of my hands around my dick
can do anything my cat can do
C H E C K E M
>>689273199
Yes I made it in!
>>689256850
Lets do this~
I only ever laughed at a meme one time
>>689262521
someone definitely been playing on some rugs.
>looking at you candy-ass
>>689256850
I jacked off with poison ivy dick without lube.
How tough am I?
I went down the big scary pole in the playground during recess.
>>689256850
Am I man enough?
How tough am I? I masturbate to women WITHOUT penises
>>689256850
Lemme in wite boi, ,muh dick
How tough am I? I once sucked cock for a DVD of Star Wars, and I don't even have a DVD player.
How tough are u?
>>689256850
I'm man enough
c-c-c-c-can i c-c-c-c-come i-i-i-i-i-in?
i would go in, but I dont want to slip on an ice cube. im going to weenie hut juniors.
tougher than u
>>689257402
Looks like you'll be joining me
>>689275332
fukin aids
Witness me
Step aside.
>>689269999
Witnessed
so many samefags weenies
rawr
How tough am I? I stuck a screw up my dick and only cried for 3 minutes.
>>689256850
Rolling fo those potato skins ma nigga
>>689275699
Nice bro
I'm bowser
Gave dome for bus fare and walked home once
I'm so tough I went to a Hillary rally wearing a "Hillary for Prison" T-shirt.
I'm so tough, I squirted all over a girl.
i had TWO wieners for dinner even though mama only allowed one!
>>689256850
Because I tap this ass.
>>689257887
If I get in I'll find out where this faggot lives and kick the shit out of him.
>>689256850
how tough am i? she smelled like oysters and excitement, and i still ate that bitch up, tasted blood, and kept going.
Probably not get
>>689256850
I'M REAL TOUGH!
>>689256850
I ate a whole boy of Fucking.
...Without any milk
>>689271411
Welcome! Catface gets in every time.
I voted for Hillary Clinton, without being bribed.
I have never used a stimpack
Lemme in
>>689256850
I listened to my grandpa's stories about potato farming for 4 entire hours.
real niggas don't flex nuts cause they know they got them.
I once beat a seabear in a staring contest
