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Have you ever paid for sex? Would you pay for sex?
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>>689244724
no and no
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>>689244724
You always pay for it, dumbass. You may not always hand over a wad of bills, but you fucking pay every goddamn time.
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>implying anyone on /b/ will lose their virginity
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Why pay for whats free?
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>>689245116
pretty much this.
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They'd pay me.
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>>689244724

>Have you ever paid for sex?

yes.

>Would you pay for sex?

... because i enjoy close contact and intimacy with women?
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>Almost 27 and virgin

If I won't succeed in having "normal" sex I'll eventually end up paying an escort (not a filthy prostitute) to make me a man.

At this point of my life I'm so insecure and afraid of sex that It's the only way...
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Yes and yes
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yes and yes but it does get kind of addicting and expensive
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>>689245143

it's not free, faggot. that's why we're paying for it. if it was free, then obviously, we would be keeping our money.
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>>689245116
The main difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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>>689245442
how much was it? and how long did you have the lady for?
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>>689245780

i've done it numerous times. usually, i visit for 1 hr or 1 hr 30 mins, price is generally £160 per hour.
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tranny in town this week
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http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=shemale&layout=gallery
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>>689246193
my friend is an escort, in london, and she is rolling in it.
between £800-£1500 an hour, 2hr minimum. funny thing is from like 15 she said she wanted to be an escort
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>>689246247
Damn, I'd climb the Kinsey scale with my bare fucking hands for that white one.
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>>689246502

yea. if i was a girl, i would be rich too. i don't understand why more girls don't just sell themselves and make huge amounts of money.
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>>689246247

be careful with trannies. i visited one, she was very dominating. i prefer more gentle contact.
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>>689244724
>Have you ever paid for sex? Would you pay for sex?


Yes I have, plz remind your dad to do his kegals thx
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>>689245458
you wont be a man afterwords lol. If only you knew how many un-manly assfucks still get laid. Even you could if you lowered your standards far enough
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I've banged a couple of escorts. Definitely worth the money, imo. The way I see it, I could have spent a couple nights going to bars and buying girls drinks to get laid, or I could have cut out the middle man and had a professional take care of me
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>>689245116
Not true at all. I have had sex where literally nothing of value was lost, and the only time I really spent was during fucking.

One example: a friend and I went out and had a great time just drinking and chillin. A girl walks up to us and we start talking. Her friends leave and she says she will find a ride. I offer, she agrees, we go to her place and fuck.
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>>689244724
no
yes, if she's hot enough.
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>>689247123
I've been laid a ton and my standards are still low because I don't care.
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>>689244724

Yes. A couple times in one week so I could stop being an awkward virgin and get a little experience.

Won't do it again though. I got what I needed. Getting it out of the way definitely removed a lot of my insecurities about sex, and it's much easier to approach and interact with women now.
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>>689244724
Mr brennan has and mfc and cb got the logs to prove it
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>>689245143
It's not free dumb ass no all you fuckers said that nuffin is free :|
Fucking dates cost you have
To fucking waste gas and pay
Motel because she feels naughty
Pay dinner break fast
And fucking uber if you can't
Drive her home all that coat stupid cunt
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>>689245116
You must be a real loser, or going after the wrong kind of girl.
Also the argument that people that pay for sex always say is 'well you pay for it anyway'... But the girl you are fucking isnt into you, so wheres the fun?
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>>689247967
But the hooker is 100% not into you, if that doesn't devalue the experience of sex for you then you are sociopath.
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The pay love is the most trusted love
You stupid cukolds
Always have in Mind
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>>689248146
Not him, but apparently I'm a sociopath by your definition.
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>>689246752
>Because they're all suited for the task
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>>689244724
Ask your mother
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>>689248286
Yea i'd say so man, the whole thrill of getting girls with me is making them want to fuck me. If you fuck a hooker its just robotic
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>>689244724
yes and yes

because this basically >>689245116
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>>689248146
Call me sociopath but
Paying for that you ain't
Have to pretend that you
Interested in the bullshit
She said also the prostitute
Ain't going to lie to me about
She is fucking other guys I
Know and I don't mind
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>>689248809
See

>>689247991
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>>689244724
I guess I will pay a girl one day so I don't die a virgin
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>>689245458
If your a 27 year old virgin, nothing will make you a man.
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>>689248851
God you have such a terrible view of women.
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>>689246858
quagmire?
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>>689246247
ottawa eh?
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>>689248767
>If you fuck a hooker its just robotic
So is jacking off but that's still fun. Sure it lacks intimacy and emotional connection but think of it like live-action porn. If she's attractive enough and you're hot and bothered, you don't mind blowing the money, shit's all good.
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>>689248432

well, they are all suited for the task, genius. one of the girls i visited was a landwhale, she was charging £140 an hour. the overwhelming majority of women could easily sell sex if they wanted to.
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I didn't believe asian massage parlors were actually brothels. So I went and ended up paying for some sex. probably wouldnt do it ever again.
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>>689249609
Really no different from any other one night stand with a stranger.
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>>689244724
Are you supposed to wank or not before you get a hooker?
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Yes and yes.

You will always pay for sex. If you want companionship you will not find it with an escort.

If you want to be the one that gets to lie back and get taken care of escorts are great.
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>>689249873

why would you wank before a hooker? if you don't, then you get a stronger orgasm.
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>>689244724
many times
see above
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>>689249873
Up to you bro lol
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>>689250365
That's what I thought but at the same time you would last longer. Also I was talking about wanking the day before.
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>>689244724
picking up a girl is an ambiguous invitation to start "something" we're just not sure what the something is. A call girl is a no nonsense transaction with a professional. You find someone well reviewed that does what you like set it up the hour you want it and get what you pay for. Not rocket science guys.
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>>689250711
Finish quick and go again. More value for money
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A wrinkly old guy paid me $300 to suck my dick.
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>>689251377
Good thinking.
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i paid my girlfriend's younger cousin for a handjob
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>>689251377
Yep thought about that too just wanted to hear your guys thoughts thanks
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>>689251660
Yeah I've never fucked a hooker but they have a point, you pay for the time not by the nut. Seems legit.
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>>689251638
Have you tried to pay your girlfriends aunt? She obviously gets being a whole from somewhere
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>>689245116
No you're just a loser lol
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>>689244724
that's an ugly bitch tho
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>>689244724
Yes in Amsterdam, it was a when in Rome thing. I've gotten paid though, used to be a heroin addict so yeah....
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>>689251377
I dunno about that it's about the whole experience. If you're trying to rush busting a nut you may not enjoy the full experience as much. Sometimes quality is better than quantity.
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>>689251870
Some are by the nut one near my is called club 25 and it's 25 for a quick squirt. All the rest are hourly
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>>689251882
kek I like how you think
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>>689252063
You've gotten paid as in what you've sucked dick for heroin money?
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>>689244724
i've never heard of someone paying to get fucked in their ass.
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>>689252176
>25 for a quick squirt
That's not bad, man. How's the quality of the girls?
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>>689252102
I usually get the first shot off fast then get them to give me a massage then go again after.
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>>689252283
It most definitely fucking happens.
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>>689247967
Or have a girl over to your place, or pick up a girl from the bar and go home and fuck
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>>689244724
>Have you ever paid for sex? Would you pay for sex?

Of course. It's the only way I can get it!
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>>689244724
I pay for sex regularly, I also have a GF and a lover lol
I love variety
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>>689252382
Eastern European shite and no showers for after. Rest are 90-130 for an hour at the decent. Parlours
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>>689252267
Yeah and had sex mostly guys but some women as well
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>>689244724
I would for her.
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>>689244724

with craigslist and other mobile apps, there is no need to pay for sex anymore.

If you do, its best to treat like a fine wine or very expensive whiskey. Shared with friends and then never talked about again.
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>>689245116
Shut up loser. I truly hate this kind of bullshit. Last time I hooked up with a girl, she paid for our hotel room and most of the food we ordered.

Get bent, you dickless moron
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>>689250711

are you 14 or what? you only need to last for 1 hour, that's generally how long an encounter lasts for.
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No and yeah. There have been some pics/pic sets/videos of amateur girls with extremely sexy bodies and especially pussies that turned me on so much that I'd definitely pay money to lick and fuck their cunts. Dunno how much, but quite a lot. Definitely several times the rate of a hooker though.
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>>689252705
Are they regulated encounters?
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>>689249873

if you think you would immediately blow your load then yeah have a wank
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>>689252705
I think you are the 14 little shit here. Last for one hour? Have you ever had sex?
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Paying for dates? What kind of men are you all.

Go on dates, split the cost like normal people.

I have never payed for drinks for a women or anything and still get laid and gf.

Pro tip: NEVER pay for the girl, see that shit happening in bars and clubs every time and it does not work!

Paying for drinks or dates does NOT increase the chance of having sex. It's wtf you say and do during those times that DO decide if you sleep with her.
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>>689244724
Have a ton of times, will again. Only high-end girls, though. Fucked a couple pornstars, a Dutch lingerie model and minor TV celebrity, a girl who was in playboy. Shit's pretty awesome. How many other dudes can match a resume like that without paying for it?

Escorts are awesome. If you have money and aren't doing it, you're missing out.
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I haven't but I would. I get irrationally shy around girls sometimes and if it's all transactional it takes the thought out of it
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>>689252666

>with craigslist and other mobile apps, there is no need to pay for sex anymore.

you've never used craigslist to find sex. if you had, then you would know that 99.999% of adverts on craiglist are spam.
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>>689247967
that's bullshit. if you are so beta then you deserve it. I pay my own shit on dates and so does she. If hotel, then 50/50. dinner same, idc for breakfast, it's fucking bread and a yoghurt. and when i'm at her place she pays for that as well. i don't drive. i don't pay a cab. I walk. that's free as well. if cab, then 50/50.

You guys are so beta to your gfs, I bet she has a lover that she pays for.
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>>689244724
I am married so... yes.
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>>689253083
Fuck off casanova
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>>689244724
I consume a lot of latina putas, colombian, brazilian. 150eur escorts all inclusive. dirtytalk and take pics with phone.
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>>689248851
you are no sociopath for that kind of thinking, I kinda feel the same.
+ you don't have to lick her out to get a bj if you fkin pay for it.
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>>689253032

as i've said numerous times in the thread, i've visited a number of hookers. generally speaking, i have difficulty finishing within the hour.

surely a lifetime of viewing naked bodies on 4chan should have dampened your normal sexual response, like the rest of us.
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>>689244724
Pay for sex? LOL! I pay women thousands of $ just for existing, and I get nothing in return other than the occasional "Good boy!"

It's called financial domination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad6bpsQmV5Q
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>>689244724
yes
i have no social skills to get laid, so this is only way to fulfill the needs
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>>689253083

words of wisdom.

do you faggots seriously believe a girl is going to jump into bed with you just because you paid for something? do you really think that she doesn't know you want to have sex with her if you buy her a drink, and they don't like this sense of pressure and expectation?
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>>689253216
I've had just about every girl I've wanted. Yes, models and 10's. You just have to have confidence.
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>>689253216
Tell us a story of your sex adventures
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>>689244724
No cuz I'm not a desperate cuck faggot
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>>689244724
>>>689253216
>I've had just about every girl I've wanted. Yes, models and 10's. You just have to have confidence.

10 year old more like
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>>689253216
Names?
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>>689253845

Basically this.

You just have to have the confidence to try and the willingness to learn from your mistakes.
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>>689253216
>>689254074
totally agree.
and yes, names plz ?
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>>689253561
You have a point. My horniness has declined since started browsing 4chan 2 years ago. I remember when I was 15-16 I couldn't stop fapping. When I found 4chan at 17 it desensitized me to the naked woman body. Looking forward to going to an escort and just want to maximise the 1 hr experience.
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Yeah, while I was in Prague I checked out a brothel. It was very strange at first because you walk into a mostly empty strip club but then get led upstairs where you choose a woman through a kiosk and then head back to a designated room. The woman is waiting for you, go over the terms, shower, then get to business. It was actually a lot better experience than I imagined it would be going in; she was attractive, cool, and it was pretty fun sex.
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>>689253845
Bull-fucking-shit. Fuck outta here with that normie "just b urself bro" shit.

>>689253918
>>689254074
>>689254352
The pornstars were Pamela Ann, who only did a few scenes but all of which were fucking filthy. She also looks very different (better) now. Also Stracy Stone, Sandra Romain, her sister, Alice Romain (though not at the same time, unfortunately), Ashley Bulgari, Anjelica Heart, and Lola Taylor.

Girl in Playboy was a Dutch girl named who went by Morgan. Dunno her real name or what she went by when she was in Playboy.

Dutch celebrity, I won't reveal the name because she asked me not to. I actually had to sign a non-disclosure with the agency as a condition of the date.
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>>689254867
Euro girls are the best. Always a better experience than hookers here in my experience. Hotter, better attitude, friendlier, and down for nastier shit. Usually cheaper, too.
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>>689247206
This
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>>689255928
I'm european and I prefer latinas scorts. Because hotter, better attitude, friendlier, and down for nastier shit. Usually cheaper, too.
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>>689255928
It was surprisingly cheap, only $50. It's not something I would do normally but it was a fun experience.
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>>689256319
What about European Latinas?
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>>689244724
Is that a serious question lol
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>>689244724
>>>689244724
>Is that a serious question lol


On /b/?
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Nope and nope. Took me a while, but I lost my residence in the state of virginia at 19.
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Does anyone have any experience with backpage? Is it all spam? Will you get arrested for calling anyone?
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>>689244724
No and yes. Why not?
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>>689244724
1.no
2.for a fem penus orgy
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>>689256583
I mean, imported escorts from latin america. colombian, brasilian, venezuelan. there are a lot in big euro cities.
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>>689257073
Some of it is spam, some is legit. Police do use it for stings a lot, though. Make sure you google the numbers on ads and reverse image search any pics. Use sites like theeroticreview to see if you can find any reviews of the girl.

Backpage can be risky, but if you're diligent and don't act like an idiot, you should be fine.
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>>689256752
yep
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>>689257341
True, I fucked a few of them in Amsterdam. They usually tend to be older for some reason, in my experience.
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>>689244724
yes and yes
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>>689253294

The ones in m4m are all real...

Shame though, that I do not suck cock.
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>>689252666
You're missing the point.

You're not paying for sex, you're paying for an experience. A fantasy. Let's say you want to fuck a tall blonde with green eyes, C cup tits, and a big ass, you want her to wear a specific outfit and you want her to do specific things. Are you going to be able to easily find exactly that without paying for it? You might get lucky and get a girl who will tick some of those boxes, but likely not all, and it's not a sure thing.

You're paying to get exactly what you want, when you want it. It's really no different than going out to a nice restaurant and paying for a fancy meal.myou could stay home and cook, but why not go out and get someone who's a better cook than you to make it for you?
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>>689258557
Pussy is never free. Pussy is expensive.

You can't give dick away if you try.

Shits unfair.
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>>689260283

market forces at work...

You can of course have "free" sex but then you're often in a relationship and that shit is expensive as well.

I've paid for flights half-way around the world to visit friends and we ended up spending a substantial amount of the time fucking...
Do I worry about the money? No, after all I met my friend again, the sex was awesome but only part of the experience, the company was better.

Whores? Sure, if I am horny enough but then again, this is a transaction and the whore will try to overcharge. Go for amateur hookers in a bar, more bang for the buck.
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>>689260932
Most parlours have fixed tariffs
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>>689260932
I disagree. Good professional escorts generally have very fair rates. It's the new girls who are only in it to get money for college or some shit who will try to game you and overcharge.

A couple hours with a good escort won't likely cost too much more than taking a girl on a date, and the date doesn't come with guaranteed sex.
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>>689261104

Of course, but you can still be fucked over. e.g. you agree on, say bj and fucking in three positions.
And suddenly the girl doesn't understand english anymore and goes "nono, blowjob only"...
Ruins the day.

Best one I _ever_ had was a tiny Vietnamese thing on a trip to Singapore. Met her at a bar inside Orchard Towers (also known as Four Floors of Whores), said she was called Moan. Awesome name.
Late at night, place was closing down and she wanted a customer for the night. I think at the end I might have paid 150 or 200 Singapore Dollars for the whole night.
Deal I offered was: All the cash I have with me, breakfast in the hotel lounge and no discussions, we fuck as many times I want. She can sleep at the hotel and we'll go again in the morning, no discussions.
Chick was clean, good looking, good in bed and kept to the deal.
Perfection.

And so much better than a hit-or-miss parlour.
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Spoiler alert.
We all Pay for sex.
Every single day, one way or another.
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>>689262124
The parlours local to here (north UK) have been here for some time and are well reviewed. It's the independents that will try and blag you here. Every city will vary.
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>>689261447

Hmmm. I only ever had in-calls in a brothel and that was very much the "gimme cash, hurry up" feeling.
Would not wanna do again.

What are fair rates for escorts? I've seen stuff like 400USD per hour which seems kinda high.
I've also seen prices approaching 4 digits.
WHY? If I can make a movie and sell it to recoup my costs, maybe... but what the fuck ehh? It's sex, I am not hiring you to do business consulting for me.
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>>689262766

Hmm. So for a UK stay you would suggest parlors? Interesting. Where do you find the reviews? Yelp?

I've seen the completely legal brothels in Germany, was consulting the owners once on a tech issue and used the voucher they gave me...
The girl was definitely of the blagging variety... But my samplesize is tiny...
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>>689244724
Yes and not again.

It was just a one time thing with a bunch of buddies on a friend's birthday haha
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>>689257902
I would love to fly to Amsterdam to Fuck some Mature and Granny Pussy. Maybe one day when rates are lower, or have more money to actually fly there from the states
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>>689262938
Escorts, there's a wide range of prices. You can get amateur girls for like 70.00 an hour, I wouldn't recommend them, though, they're usually not so fantastic. Amateurs are often pretty nasty.

A good pro can range from 150 USD an hour to thousands. You can get very good girls in the 150-300 range. Best girl I've ever seen who was a regular of mine until she retired charged 200 an hour, though started giving me a discounted rate after a couple months.
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>>689263229
https://www.mccoysguide.com
http://www.punternet.com/index.php
https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.ukpunting.com
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>>689246752
what is "integrity" alex?
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>>689263490
Don't go to the main RLD in De Wallen, if you want MILFs. Go to the smaller RLDs in De Pijp and Singelgebied.
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>>689263490

Hmm. AMS inhabitant here. If you want old, go to the Oude Kerk. Older prostitutes interspersed with ugly black women. The good looking ebony ones are somewhere else.

Prices are reasonable at I believe 50 a fuck but I have never checked.

Flying from the US to AMS will never be cheap, expect to drop about 1k on the ticket, possibly 1.5.
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Brothels are hectic mad if u got the money
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>>689263856
This is the most perfect response! Thank you!
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Word for word the name of NeoGaf thread that started yesterday.
No.
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>>689264087

Do the Pijp and Single ones actually have any good selection? Last time I walked by it looked like 5 windows or so.
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>>689246752
you could sell yourself too you know, gay prostitutes make a ton as well

what, don't like the guys, well think the girls selling sex like them much more lol?
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yes and yes, did it just last week to break a dry streak. was exactly what the doctor ordered
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Yes, if I would pay for it again, maybe.
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>>689244724
lol, you're always paying for sex.
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>>689265749
Kek
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>>689247308
>You still had to pay money in the bar to end up meeting her in the first place.
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>>689264519
Pretty good, especially nowadays with all the window closures in De Wallen. Usually at least a couple dozen ladies around.
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>>689244724
You always pay for sex. It may not be in cash, but you always pay for sex.
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>>689266486

Interesting. You ever tried Asmara or any of the other massage places? What about private houses?

Better value than the windows?
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>>689267696
Haven't gone to any of the Prives, though I've been meaning to get around to it. I mostly stick to De Wallen and Singel, the hotel I stay it is right in Centrum, and frankly, I'm too lazy to go too far to get laid. Not like there isn't an abundance of fantastic ass in De Wallen anyway.
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>>689244724
never paid, but have bartered. As long as you dont call it whoring a lot of normal girls will happily trade sex for other services.
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>>689266978
Do you know what I am saying?
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>>689268264

ah okay. I never tried the windows, always seems a bit too... rushed?
Were you happy with the service? Friendliness?
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>>689268620
Depends on the girl. Honestly, about 50% of the girls in De Wallen are just there to rip off clueless tourists and will try to up sell you for everything and give shit service, clock watch, and try to get you out the door as quick as possible.

There are some very legitimately great girls there too, though. I have a few girls I see every trip, I usually go for an hour or two per session and they give me good rates and fantastic service and I always have a great time with them.

Always interview the girl a bit before you go into their room. Ask them at the door what you get for your money, ask if they'll be fully naked, if you can touch their bodily, if you get more than one position, etc. Gauge their attitude, see if they seem friendly and welcoming, or distant and business-like, or downright bitchy. Avoid girls who try hard to get your attention, tapping on the glass very loud, yelling at you, dancing in the window, etc. There are exceptions, of course, but usually, they're the kinds of girls who are just looking to lure in rubes.
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>>689244724
Women are gold diggers enough as it is, so no, I would never pay one for sex.
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>>689269545

mmhm. Good tips. Would you like to share your legitimate ones? Maybe they have a referral code: Per new customer, one visit free for you. :)
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>>689269642
Yeah, true, but if you ever had a girlfriend/wife, ipso facto you've paid for sex
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>>689269779
Nah, they're not gonna give a discount by association, but their prices are reasonable anyway.

There's a blonde named Simona at Sint Annenstraat 122, Bulgarian girl, lots of tats,make tits but fantastic body and pretty face. Starts work around 3:00 and works well into the night, usually until 2:00 AM or so. Sweet girl, super hot, does anal, great deepthroat skills.

Another blonde named Veronika, Russian girl, fantastic ass, super friendly, very pretty, and is amazing on top. Stoofsteeg 3L during the days.

Tiny Romanian girl named Ella, like 5’0 if that, at Bethlemsteeg 10 day shift. Not the best English, but very cute and friendly.
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>>689270730

I meant: give you a discount for getting them a new customer.

But awesome for the names. Thanks. Anyone I should say hello from if I ever make it around to them?
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>>689270730
Oh, also, Spuistraat 24 in Singel, super tight bodied brunette Bulgarian named Desi. Looks kinda like Madison Ivy, tanned, big fake tits, great ass, pretty face, super fit. Best blowjob I've ever had, also very funny and friendly.
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>>689245116
>You always pay for it, dumbass. You may not always hand over a wad of bills, but you fucking pay every goddamn time.

Not always.

Alpha fucks, beta bucks.

If you paid for it (directly or indirectly), you're a beta faggot.

* - Skittles Excepted.
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>>689244724
>be on vacation in Morocco with some friends
>go to dance club
>all women in dance club are really friendly
>two women come and join us at our table
>heavy flirting
>suggest we go back to our place
>stopped by guard on our way out of club
>asked to pay "fee"
>don't get it
>pay, leave with women
>get home, fuck women
>women about to leave
>they ask for money
>refuse to pay
>they threaten to call bad guys
>pay
>pissed
>never Morocco again
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>>689270896
Oh, nah, they already give me a good rate anyway.

Don't worry about me, I'll be back to see them again in a few months.
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>>689245775
>The main difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Plus all of the time that your forced to spend with them not fucking so that at some point you can get fucking.

Time = Money
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>>689271443
Do you ever worry about getting infections when having sex with strangers?
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>>689271469

you in town often?
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>>689246752
>yea. if i was a girl, i would be rich too. i don't understand why more girls don't just sell themselves and make huge amounts of money.

I'll take "Because it's degrading and soul destroying" for $500 Alex
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>>689271256
>virgin detected
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>>689271797
Two or three times a year, typically. I stay for a couple weeks at least, though, so I have plenty of time to spend with my ladies.
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>>689272173

Wait. You travel for AMS just to spend time with professionals? That's.. impressive I guess.
Any other ladies in other countries?
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>>689271660
Used a condom. However, she did blow me unprotected. And we made out. Didn't lick her pussy though...

But yeah, it did bother me for a few days afterwards. Went home and got tested soon after. Luckily, no infections.

Didn't realize she was a prostitute when I fucked her, so didn't bother me at the time.
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>>689271256
Yeah, only losers fuck hookers. Except Charlie Sheen, Eddie Murphy, Eliot Spitzer, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, Jude Law, Hugh Grant (while he was married to a prime Elizabeth Hurley), Oliver Sone, Bryan Cranston, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, half the people in LA, and half of the politicians in DC.

What a bunch of fucking betas.
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>>689272434
Well, no, I go because I love Amsterdam. The ladies are just a perk (albeit a pretty huge one). I've also fucked a couple girls at brothels in Nevada, but I don't recommend that. Way too expensive for what you get.
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>>689272597
(cont)

To answer your question: Sex with strangers usually doesn't scare me. Prefer unprotected. Does not apply to prostitutes tho - which I find repulsive.
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>>689273310

Ohh. Okay I see. Well, I would totally offer to invite you for a beer next time your in town and share stories... But 4chan doesn't really lend itself to keeping in touch with people... :)
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>>689273383

I can see the prefer unprotected part. Condoms suck a lot...

But dude, even with strangers? Huge risk.
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>>689244724
>No
>Depends where my life goes I have a super high sex drive, but I've also seen how fuckin dirty they can be and would rather jack off at this point but if I had the money, and was a bit drugged up I probably would.
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>>689273609
This is true. Probably for the best, I wouldn't want most of the faggots on this board being able to contact me.

I just love the city. How can you have a better day than waking up, going out, getting your dick sucked and fucking a hot bitch, having a smoke, a couple drinks, and choking down on some kroketten? Honestly, I'd do that every day if I could afford it.
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>>689251400
I don't see anything wrong
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>>689252283
>i've never heard of someone paying to get fucked in their ass.

I would. If he was cute.
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>>689273771
>But dude, even with strangers? Huge risk.

Not really. STD's aren't that dangerous dude. Most of them just itch a little, and gets cured with a simple shot. AIDS is bad, sure - but highly unlikely to get.
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>>689274486
...and this is how people get AIDS
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>>689274182

Hahaha. Some strange folks here, but there's still a handful of threads that make me come back. :)

If you want a beer next time you're here, say hello at (240) 428-0371. It's a semi-anonymous google voice number, so fuck the spammers. :D

I like your view of the city. Have some steak at Gauchos in the evening, it's a perfect ending for the day.
But I prefer the Bitterbollen over the Kroketten. And stay away from the Febo shit :D
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>>689251400
getting paid to get your dick sucked?
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>>689244724

OMg Vica Kerekesz! :D I've seen her at the national theatre!
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>>689274564
Have had sex with 25+ women. Most of them unprotected first time. Most of them one night stands.

Still healthy. Stay paranoid if you want.

Also: People with AIDS are legally obligated to let you know of their infection. Failure to do so is punished harshly.
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>>689253032
>I think you are the 14 little shit here. Last for one hour? Have you ever had sex?

More like 20 minutes to half an hour unless you are a Christ fag who is fighting the gay.

With a whore, time is money, so sucks you hard then gets you into position and gets those machine thighs rolling.

If your not jizzing 600mph within 10-minutes then either she's no good or your a faggot.

...or both.
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>>689274486

Unlikely? 50.000 new infections a year in the US. Granted, lots are amongst the gays and amongst the blacks which are both high-risk groups but still...
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>>689274934
she is very beautiful
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>>689274976

You're forgetting about the risk factor of people not knowing they have aids.

And you are most likely not the only one night stand they fucked unprotected..

And otherwise, what do you do about kids?
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>>689275214
Depends heavily on what groups you associate with. Rule of thumb: don't have unprotected sex crack whores or gay men.

If you meet a 21 year old blonde at a college bar, it's pretty safe to assume she doesn't have AIDS. Live a little...
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>>689274976
Doesn't mean that they will, or even that they know they have it. That's an awful lot of risk to make your dick feel slightly better for a few minutes.
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>>689244724

This is now a Vica appreciation thread
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>>689275437
>risk factor of people not knowing they have aids

Again, depends on the type of people you flirt with. For gay sex it's probably more dangerous, and condoms are advised at all times - but for younger, middle class people the risk is extremely minimal - and totally worth it.

>you are most likely not the only one night stand they fucked unprotected

Hope not. Amateurs are the worst.

>And otherwise, what do you do about kids?

It's actually very hard to get someone pregnant. Also, it's very easy to pull out before shit happens. And abortions are becoming very commonplace now if shit does happen. And if all else fails; man the fuck up and take care of your kid. It's not the end of the world.
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>>689274772
Will do.

Aw man, I love Febo. One of my go-to meals along with Thai Bird on Zeedijk. Nothing beats some Febo after a nice session with a lady late at night. I know it's not even that good, but goddamn does it ever hit the spot.
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>>689244724
Never pay. I just stick my ass up to the gloryhole when I want to have sex.
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>>689276078

I saw her in "Taming of the Shrew" but that was maaaan...YEARS ago :D
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>>689244724
No. Only to try out some of my fetishes
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>>689244724
Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.
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>>689247308
the gas has a price
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>>689275655
See this >>689276106
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>>689276176

Never had Thai Bird.

But do something for yourself, skip the Febo, grab the stuff from Eetsalon Van Dobben. It's up at Rembrandplein, close to the Pathé.
Delicious Kroketten... But of course, they are not open at night...
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>>689276424
what are her best movies?
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>>689252694
>Last time I hooked up with a girl, she paid for our hotel room and most of the food we ordered.
Good job you NEET stoner, you're a fuckboi
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>>689275120
>I'm poor, I'm paying by the minute you whore
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>>689263229
>>689262766

what does "blag" mean you fucking pricks?
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>>689277312
Bird is fantastic. They have the restaurant, which is only open for dinner, and a snackbar right across the street that has the same food and is open all day. Maybe the best Thai food I've ever had.

The thing with Febo, for me, is its right in De Wallen, it's open late, and I love some of their signature snacks. Love the Specialtje, the Bami, and the Satekroket, also like the kipcorn and the frikandellen, though of course you can get frikandellen wherever.

I have heard about Van Dobben before, though. It's on my to-do list.
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>>689265248
>gay prostitutes make a ton as well
Right. That's why there's so many
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>>689277887
Means she had a femine penis
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>>689266393
>He also had to pay money to buy food to live for that day that he met her.
See how stupid that logic is? Now sit down and shut the fuck up.
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>>689244724
Middle aged fag here, few years shy of 40. Have seduced into my bed round 100 women in my life, been with roughly twice as many prostitutes, so I've paid for sex with something like 2 out of 3 women I've everb been with though in all fairness most of the sex I've had has been with just a couple of girls who were my steady relationships. Prostitutes (I prefer high end escorts) are just awesome, anyone saying otherwise it's not experienced enough to appreciate sex with a woman who's eager to please and who, within reason, will do everything she's told to. Add youth, beauty and experience to the mix... Moralfags claiming there's something wrong with prostitutes can fucking go to hell not even imagining the things some of us have experienced, not fantasized about but actually done. I know how to treat a woman aqlright and I'm good looking with a biggish cock and still I wouldn't quit escorts unless in a deeply comitted relationship. It's not just about getting laid but about a kick ass sex life. Most of you may not realize this until it's too fucking late in your life but it kind of is about what you can get away with, what you do experience and what you learn.

I have absolutely no respect for people who wouldn't pay for sex tho I would claim otherwise in the real world. I have no more respect for them that I have for people who don't drink or people who, having the oportunity, have chosen not to cultivate themselves or travel. They simply don't know what the score is and are contemptible cowards with no real joy. You need to be with a lot of women to gain experience, I'm by no means even in the big leagues but been around enough to know what real sex and enjoyment is like, if you think yopu'll get there on just personality or looks you're fucking mistaken.
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>>689278814
33 year old here.

I agree with everything you've said. Prostitutes are great fun, great experience, and if you're not doing it, you're simply depriving yourself for no reason at all.
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>>689278814
Don't you ever get bored of the sex?
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I don't think i'd pay a prostitute and take her to a bed for sex. But I would take a BJ or handy in a club or something.
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>>689279486
Now go and ask a dog if it ever gets bored of the food (any food).
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>>689279486
Come on, man. If you get bored, it means you weren't trying hard enough.

Try a new position. Have her finger your ass while she blows you. Have her wear some kinky outfit. Try something you've never tried before. They're are all kinds of fun and exciting things we can do with our bodies, I very much doubt you'd be able to explore them all in a lifetime.
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>>689271961
>>>689271256 (You)
>>virgin detected

That 15-year old daughter and wife I've been fucking for 16+ years must have been my imagination then.

You guys.
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>>689277887
Can't you work it out? Retatd
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>>689280819
Sounds like it. I'd recommend you seek help, there are medications that could help you.
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>>689277860
>>I'm poor, I'm paying by the minute you whore

Clearly never been with a fucking whore.

It's not like she clocks in with a time card or turns over an egg timer (unless its a real shit-hole).

Usual short time is 20 to 30 minutes depending.

You're not paying $1 a minute or some such bullshit. That's just asking to get slow fucked (literally) by the whore.

Was she wearing a big black nobbly rubber dildo?
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>>689277887
>what does "blag" mean you fucking pricks?
Obtain with charm, charisma, cheek, connivance, etc. basic pick-up artist approach.
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>>689279486
Just fucking can get mechanical (which isn't to say it isn't still better than 99% of other things you could posibly be doing) so that's why you add variety, perversion and kinkyness to keep it going. I've fucked as many as 5 different prostitutes in a single day (was loaded, with friends and had plenty of coke) and have done most of the things you would find as categories in a porn tube, have had them dress up (girlfriends too) played games, done bondage, scripts, partied till it was daylight, then kept going. Have gone to some very seethy places and have had real fucking models. It may sound like I make it a sport or I'm wealthy as fuck but I'm not. Pretty average joe in fact and have also had some dry spells of of 3-4 months of not getting laid at all. Even when I am getting plenty of action I masturbate like the world is ending... But no, you don't get bored really, in my steady relationships where I've almost gotten there but it's never been more than a couple of weeks of just going through the motions. Sex is like eating, no matter how much you may tire it usually takes half a day for you to grow hungry again... Obviously at some point you start developing fetishes... Lately for me it's going back to this nasty habit I had in my late 20s of avoiding condoms. I used to have pretty risky sex back then (even fucked strippers barebhack) but nowadays I do pretty vanilla stuff that doesn't include penetration like dry humping. If you're paying you can literally have a girl sucking on your dick for a full hour, month ago I had a very long intense session of having one chic do that while I was kissing a the other in the mouth and sucking on her tits... Spent way more than I should have but it was worth it. I love aiming at their mouths...
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>>689280819
It probably was, but just in case i will put this on my list of things that totally happened.
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>>689276811
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Sex with a stranger is infinitely better than sex with someone you care about. Fucking my GF is a chore. I prefer sex to be awkward and weird.
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>>689244724
>Sex with a stranger is infinitely better than sex with someone you care about. Fucking my GF is a chore. I prefer sex to be awkward and weird.


Just fuck her while she sleeps
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>>689282870
Put a bag over her head so she thinks you're somebody else
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>>689244724
Everyone has paid for sex one way or another.

Even if it's just dinner and a movie.
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>>689277989

Hmm. What do you think of Kjantil&Tiger?

And of course, Febo is everywhere. But the quality is kinda like UK Kebap... It's fine if you're totally hammered but if you actually want a good Kebap you go to Berlin and have a Doner there.

Try Van Dobben. And go to Gauchos. Either at Rembrandtplein or at Leidseplein. Expensive but great meat.

And an alternative for Febo, Wok to Walk is also in the RLD and is real food. :D
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>>689282298
I've done BJ only sessions with escorts before. I love blowjobs, even better than sex to me if the girl really knows her shit. I have one escort I see, best cocksucker I've ever been with. Had her edge me for an hour before deepthroating me until I came in her throat. Had her running her tongue all over my shaft, sucking the head, working my balls, after an hour, I must've shot damn near a litre of cum down her throat (hyperbole, of course, but goddamn, what a load!). Never had an orgasm that intense before.
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Wish there were a lot more Women and/or Escorts who lactated. Here in the FLA the cheapest I could find who offered it charged $500. Though, there is a stripper I know who offers it with the room fee at no extra charge, but we can't fool around due to security and she doesn't offer services outside of the club.
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>>689283519
I know the feeling man. Also had a GF who was like a BJ master. She was on top of her shit. Escort tier
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>>689283417
Never been to K&T, though I've heard of it.

Wok to Walk is also solid. I go there sometimes. There's also a pretty decent ramen placed called Ramen-ya. Very good pork belly buns.

Heard of Gauchos as well. Also on my to-do list. Usually if I'm craving meat, I just stop into one of the many, many Argentinian places (what's up with that? Why are there so many?). Nothing special, but I can usually get a decent hunk of grilled meat, and they're everywhere, so I'm happy.
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>>689276811
>Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.

Why when I read all of that, did the voice in my head sound like "Foamy the Squirrel"?
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>>689284582
Just noticed, looks like there's a Gauchos right near Singel. I can go fuck Desi then have myself a steak. I think I have a plan for one of my days next trip.
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>>689283519
I personally still like fucking better (if you've ever been with a girl who does kegels...) but yeah, a good bj is fucking underrated, finding a girl that's good at it it's not as easy as some might think... You've been there man, girls who are sloppy, no teeth can get inhj their hand to jerk you at just the right time, it feeling like they're not getting their mouth off at all, and this tight wet feeling in your dick... If you add the vision of a pretty face looking up at you while she's doing it... Fuck, I may have to schedule something sooner than I was planning to... I love just being lazy and lying there while a girl services me... Cowgirl (tits facing you) is by far my fave position...
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>>689284346
Every man on earth should experience a world-class blowjob at least once. It is a life-changing experience. There is nothing better.
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>>689284582

Never heard of Ramen-ya. Will put it on the list to test.

The Argentinian thing is basically a tourist trap.
Steak and Fries works easy as a formula for tourists and the decor for an argentinian place is easy, nothing fancy needed.
Most of these restaurants are overpriced. So is Gauchos but at least you get excellent meat.

Cafe De Klos is good for Ribs. Although the waiting times can be a bit annoying at times.
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>>689266393

>He bought drinks for other people, duh

Or he was buying drinks for himself and buddy. Spending money on yourself isn't the same.
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>>689285569
Ha! I'm the same. If I'm payin', you're doing the work. Definitely been with some girl who could give you a good squeeze, it's pretty fucking great. For me, there's just something about a good blowjob, though. I dunno what it is, but even when I look at porn, it's a lot of blowjob stuff. Just my thing, I guess.
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>>689285493

Top!

Do you ever invite the Lady for Dinner for talk? Or would that be considered improper?
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>Ex navy fag
>had a 5 girl + me orgy in hong kong
>using condors
>fucking hottest girl
>going H.A.M.
>bust a huge nut inside her
>pull out
>condor was torn straight through and rolled up on the base of my dick
>she starts freaking out
>cum starts leaking down her leg
>other girls come over and tell her "it be ok. You no get baby." "We get you pill"
>MFW I almost impregnated an asian hooker
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Never have but I would. In the long run hookers are cheaper than marriage.
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>>689286462
Not as rewarding though. Plus if you do it right they pay for themselves. The problem is people marry the first bitch that gives them some.
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>>689244724
Yes, I did 3 times with 3 different races.

1 russian hoker
1 nig hoker
1 ching hoker

Russian was sloppy sex but best blowjob I haver had.

Nig was just lame, big tits and ass but very lame everything.

Ching was fatty kawaii shit, she moans just like in those stupid Javs, it was fun to hard fuck.

Now I have a gf from almost 5 years.
If she dumps me I will try to fuck an indian hoker, a filippino one and meaby a good looking brasilian tranny, but I'm not sure about the lest one, just a fantasy...meaby with another girl together with the tranny I can really think about it.

Sex is cool.
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>>689244724
yes and yes
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>>689244724
yes and it was great.
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I havent paid for sex. I would. Iv paid for cam sessions on livejasmin and online dommes though. AMA
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>>689285928
Ramen-ya is a pretty funky little place, it's downstairs, along oudezijds voorburgwal, a few streets down from the red light area. Pretty good ramen, I like the spicey miso one with minced pork, forget what they call it, but it's good. They also have a Mount Fuji bowl that's like a triple portion with extra toppings and if you finish it, you get your picture in their hall of fame (I am in there, of course).

The Argentinian places usually aren't too expensive by Amsterdam standards, I find. Nothing too special, but gets the job done when I'm looking for a place to eat and don't really know anything in the area. I have heard Gauchos is the best, though. Like I said, next trip, I'll go fuck Desi in Singel, then head over and get me a big ol' slab of meat. That'll be a good day.
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>>689285629
Yes but, call me romantic, for being a fucking degenerate who loves prostitutes I have been lucky enough to have experienced love, and being loved in return... Those lazy weekends of just fucking, watching bad tv and ordering takeout... That's the one experience evry guy should get at least once in this fucking life... I was lucky, my girl was/is drop dead gorgeous, skinny short haired blonde with small (but sensitive as fuck) tits... And horny as can be, she was dripping fucking wet in the time it took me to get a boner... Big smoker too, will never again in my life find a woman who shares my exact taste in music and lights up a cigarrette as soon as she wakes up... But oh well, I once spent an afternoon in Amsterdam with this British blue eyed brunette who gave blowjopbs delighfully slow to the point of near torture... If you can't get love that's a damn good fucking second best...
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>>689286125
I mean, I guess I could. I usually get an hour or two with my favorite girls anyway, and we spend a decent chunk of that chatting. I doubt they'd be opposed to it. Might be a little awkward bringing a fairly obvious prostitute with you to a restaurant, though.
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>>689287113

Menu suggestion:
Take teh chorizo as a starter.
Go for the Filet and the chunky fries. Feel free to grab a small salad.
Skip the corn on the cob - not worth it.

If you have a sweet tooth, you have to pick the "chocolate, chocolate, chocolate" desert.

Chocolate cake, chocolate ice and chocolate mousse.

Yumm.
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Escort in my opinion are the only honest women.
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>>689246987

ayyyyyyy
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>>689287841
Sounds good. I always get chorizos when I go to the Argentian places anyway, love me some chorizos. Probably have to get the dessert too, just because why the fuck not? Just got my dick wet, ate a big slab of meat, if you're gonna go decadent, might as well go all-out, right?
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>>689274976

guy i knew in college was an athlete, fucked well into the triple digits. never wore domers. never got aids. some guys just have all the luck.
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>>689251400
Faggot
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>>689252568
Thats sad
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>>689286938
Was it worth it?

What do you think of this cam girl?
https://twitter.com/susiemasterson
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>>689288563
Yeah, but there's other nasty things you can get like herpes, hepatitis, HPV, or invisible demon stalkers.

Doesn't seem worth the risk.
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>>689286388
what are women in Hong Kong like?
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>>689288171
I don't know how authentic those Argentine restaurants you guys are discussing might be but for me the perfect meal would be chorizo with a cheese and onion empanada on the side, salsa roja instead of chimichurri if tey've got the real thing, some lemoncello to wash that down with and later a bife de chorizo, medium rare ofc, with Chilean ensalada roja on the side and a nice bottle of Malbec, dulce de leche and cocnut alfajor for desert... If it's authentic and they make their own pasta that almost always beats many pseudo-Italian restaurants as well, so it's an option to consider
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>>689288171

Go big or go home...
(That's what she said...)

Anyway, enjoy your time in town next time your here. The offer for beer stands, just text that number I left. Either before leaving or once you're around.

Time to go the bed, work starts in a few hours here...
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>>689255928 #
I'm latino and I prefer chinese scorts. Because hotter, better attitude, friendlier, and down for nastier shit. Usually cheaper, too.
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>>689291058

The Gauchos one is not "authentic". It's a Dutch-owned chain. But the meat is excellent and the wines are decent... Instead of the bife the chorizo I usually pick the bief de lomo though...
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>>689291058
Probably not super authentic, but they do tend to have most of the things you listed. I doubt they make their own pasta, though there are plenty of good Italian places in Amsterdam anyway if that's what you're in the mood for.
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>>689291295
Won't be until October, but if I remember by then, I'll definitely give you a text.

Have a good one, brother.
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>>689244724
Yes. I was almost addicted to it. I fucked more or less 120 female prostitutes and 40 shemales.
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>>689291953
Forgot the picture. The best sex with a shemale i ever had.
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>>689263490
If your ever in Korea look up Hooker Hill. Probably not your speed since you like them aged. But right next to hooker hill is a place called the Turkey Farm. Like the retirement home for hookers, cept they ain't retired
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>>689291610
TBH I've never had much luck with restaurants in Amsterdam tho I'll admit it may be due to slight differences in seasoning from what I'm used to... I'm a big fan of simple German food so that's what I tend to get over there (French if I can find it tho, again, never good for me) I'm Mexican so I tend not to try Latin American food when in Europe... Still, while I absolutely love the Netherlands it's far cry from Italy where you literally can't go wrong with food. Not as bad as the UK tho.
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>>689292525
Nice, but doesn't that look shopped? Been with a few trap hookers myself, it is a special treat
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