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demos thread
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demos is ghey
i'll be ghey 4 u
>>689233355
The amount of shaft Faggot can take in inches is higher than his IQ
>>689233476
That's basically what it is, but you have a sense of accomplishment from doing it
In 10 years, all data entry jobs will come with unlockable achievements that give no realistic benefit, but work efficiency will triple
>>689233674
It is rather infuriating
>>689233674
trying to decide whether i want to play zelda or recap my osomatsy folder
>>689234019
real world achievements would probably improve my daily routine a lot
i downloaded the top five best habit tracker apps and every single one only lets you track 3 habits unless you give them literally all of your money
I'm gonna go for a drive, I'll see y'all in about half an hour
>>689234354
Habit RPG
>>689234162
which Zelda?
>>689234609
>Offers In-App Purchases
i'm skeptical
>>689234354
do you really need an app for that? like isn't that what a planner or a calendar is for
>>689234865
it's the gamification aspect of it
http://lifehacker.com/the-psychology-of-gamification-can-apps-keep-you-motiv-1521754385
My autism is killing me with this shit non-accurate history presentation in the E3 presentation for EA
>>689234769
its neat, thats it really
>>689234609
link between worlds
>>689235010
that's pretty cool, first time i've heard of it. i don't think it would really work though, how long have you been doing it and have you seen results?
>>689235350
i use duolingo to keep up my spanish. daily goals and xp and stuff. it's fun.
i plan to start learning italian through it.
>>689235350
good game, you should play it
>>689235527
what if you have a job? wouldn't having a bunch of habits/tasks then become really burdensome?
>>689235710
i've already played it, i started a new file on hero mode while i was in the car this morning.
>>689236012
habits/tasks like flossing every day?
i mean it shouldn't
>>689236140
i'm thinking more like exercise, taking care of pets, maybe reading or researching. more practical sort of things
i guess i don't know enough about this to get a good idea of the tasks
What's the best thing to eat after not eating anything all day?
>>689236416
are we watching things tonight
>>689236615
pizza
chili with cheese and scrambled eggs
>>689236012
whats hero mode?
>>689236615
pot pie
>>689236644
i'd love to
i've been meaning to ask more but i'm shy
>>689236714
enemies are 2x more powerful, dungeons get harder. it's a bitch.
I'll settle for basmati, I think
>>689236886
excellent
don't be shy, that's my job
>>689236886
Brutal m8, that sounds like fun though, what makes the dungeons more difficult though?
>>689237110
That and tuna go well together
>>689237151
i dont have work until 3 tomorrow so i'm good whenever. what time did you plan on going to bed tonight?
and don't be shy i fucking hate it
>>689237258
uhh i dunno. i havent even made it to the first one
>>689237258
I'm fine without tuna
>>689237488
2 or earlier depending on how tired i am
i'm only really looking to watch one of each show like usual
ok
>>689237488
why havent you got good yet then?
>>689237502
just rice then?
>>689237663
sounds good
i wanna voice chat sometime this summer
actually let me rephrase, shyness is just confusing
>>689238161
BECAUSE I'M A SHIT
>>689238335
i will call you next time i go on a bike ride
>>689238518
deal
hopefully i won't be at work
A what thread?
>>689238161
Yeah, with some butter and spices.
god damn scrolling down this thread and it's all matsu
Life is suffering
de-mos thread
>>689238830
My God what have you done?
>>689238335
well stop, atleast you are not as bad as I am.
I have to actually beat Link to the Past
>>689238811
no protein?
>>689239111
I didnt ask for this
i made a thread
a good thread.
>>689239187
i haven't even sat down and properly played that game yet.
>>689239187
There is some amount of protein in rice. Not a lot, but still some.
i know what has a lot of protein in it
Human flesh.
>>689239593
cum
it's cum
yeah it is cum actually
get yourself some cummies
>>689239417
its almost literally the same game, I just never have the patience to sit down and play the whole thing
>>689239544
you need meat with carbs
>>689240406
yeah i know it's the same, i just don't like playing games like this alone or on emulator
>>689240406
Well what do you suggest? It's 11 PM and I'm not gonna go out to get meat from some 24/7
para have some nuts
any sort of nuts
>>689240559
you dont like playing single player games alone?
wat
>>689240750
nigga please, i dont know whats in your fridge/pantry
Let me just have my rice
>>689241104
yeah, i like having someone around to enjoy the experience with. either sitting with me or over skype or something.
Play Silent Hill 2 and come to the depressing realisation that you would have done what James did too. YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT TOO.
i don't like the spooky games
I knew you'd say that and continue to disappoint me.
>>689241413
SH2 is great, but I still love the first one the most.
they just don't meet my standards
>>689241410
thats cool, more ironic than anything else lol
The Matsu obsession shows you have no standards. Stop trying to cover for your extreme cowardice.
>>689241864
Haven't played the first one.
>>689242118
it's just how i roll bb
>>689242572
It's probably a bit dated by now
>>689242625
It all makes sense, you ironically post anime that you ironically obsess over.
i could post some of my other obsessions but matsu annoys you the most so
>>689242065
It doesn't annoy me, it makes me feel pity for you. I think we need to organise an intervention for you.
>>689242653
So is SH2. By the looks of it I would not be as fond of SH1 though based on the monster designs and the story/characters.
i think you need to man up and actually watch a fucking episode with your fucking boyfriend you fucking fuck.
>>689242764
okay explain all of that for me
>>689242857
BRUH
FUCK!
Calm down pumpkin.
I can't watch stuff with him. He distracts me.
Also kaldis is saying nobody can genuinely like Matsu so your obsession must be ironic.
not true
eisen likes matsu
>>689243312
everything you do is ironic
see >>689243808
I reckon he doesn't know you think he does unironically.
>>689244035
This.
He hates me ironically. He knows his affection would seem too saccharine for threads.
>>689244512
I would agree, youre to nice to hate and probably just takes jabs at you to spice things up
i, jesse eisenberg, unironically pledge my eternal support and love for matsus
Chet, youre in IT are you not?
doomooos
why does choro look sad in that gif
cause ichi is kicking his back I guess
maybe he's in pain cus ichi's doing a bad job
hi groden
>>689245082
No and I am pretty ignorant regarding computers.
kara is such a cute
Chet is a man of science, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth.
also i hate chet because chet is a fucking asshole douchenugget cuck who hates fun ironically because he has fun hating me.
>>689245472
Well fuck
and I want that dogge's hat
>>689245641
you are being ironic again arent you?
oso the cutest
>>689245867
it's all up to interpretation.
What is pocky and why does it look like chalk half-covered with chocolate?
>>689245607
Must be a latent power I have yet to discover.
>>689245867
It's true that I do hate fun. I prefer guilt and melancholic introspection.
hi demos
how r u?
>>689245641
Btw don't work yourself up so much. We don't want you hurting yourself like you did during your previous tirade.
Don't be rude too. Those are mean things to say.
Pocky /ˈpɒki/ is a Japanese snack food produced by Ezaki Glico. Pocky was first sold in 1966, and consists of chocolate-coated biscuit sticks. It was named after the Japanese onomatopoetic word pokkin.
>>689246239
i'm good
got back from vacation in today
Pocky is alright
>>689246026
>>689246111
>>689246111
I made it sound a bit too idealistic
>>689246432
i'm not even trying dude, i could do WAAAY worse and make you cry like a baby.
i'm being as rude as you are to me on a daily basis. I think I have PTSD now from all the emotional damage you've done to me.
>>689246669
Write my C.V. for me.
>>689246767
You wouldn't allow yourself to even if you could.
I am always kind to you, stop being silly. Now how about you get yourself a glass of hot milk, get nice and snug, and I'll tell you a bed time story over Skype with my refined British voice.
>>689247447
i'll do it for the bedtime story
even tho it's nowhere near my bedtime
>>689247447
>Write my C.V. for me.
Name: Chet
Age: Too Young
Experience: None
Education: Lacking
Skills: Procrastination and masturbation
>>689247680
Listen mister, it's late and I'm telling you it's bed time.
>>689246496
nice where'd you go?
>>689248450
BUT I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH MY INTERNET FRIENDSSSSSSSSSS
>>689248642
orlando
hung out at universal and then went to typhoon lagoon
I might be in Orlando this coming winter, what should expect?
fun times, perfect weather, bad driving.
>>689249152
Don't confuse the club scene with the crime scene
>>689248440
You know me so well.
>>689248786
OK 5 more minutes.
>>689249152
Mass shootings, apparently.
>>689249264
sounds awful
>>689249389
sounds good
>>689249441
we have those in StL, but its usaully the coloureds killing other colours
>>689249626
I haven't seen someone use the term "coloured" to describe black people other than when my grandparents do it. Oh and Demos of course.
I DON'T CALL THEM COLORED I CALL THEM NIGGERS
Jesus Christ, Demos.
Jesus Christ, Groden.
hello
chet is a weirdo who sends odd skype messages at inopportune times
>>689251555
Continue with quality butts.
>>689251568
Discontinue the sub-par Matsu butts.
okay
also I have chocolate ice cream now
GIVE
ME
YOUR
ICE CREAM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>689250119
My grandmother and I get along well, we might be the only true blooded GOPs in our family.
>>689250302
>>689250704
lol
Fix 4chins chinkmoot plox
>>689250119
My grandmother and I get along well, we might be the only true blooded GOPs in our family.
>>689250302
>>689250704
lol
Fix 4chins chinkmoot plox
>>689233834
test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLhNfLq-sMI
It's not my fault you suck at games. Who dies because they were distracted by a Skype message anyway?
also
here's a QUALITY matsu butt
>>689252827
passed
>a quality butt is a flat butt
> quality
> Matsu
You poor child.
This is a quality butt.
nah famalam this is a good buttox
you dont gotta tell me about what a quality butt is
Why the sudden butts?
he started it
idk demos, you dont seem to know what quality is
I actually didn't start it quite clearly.
>>689254061
Why? Have you seen Tay's butt too?
>>689254747
depends, did it have a tattoo reading "property of chet, please return if found" on it?
ice cream is only for me and lemon demos
when do i get ice cream
>>689255042
As if I would allow it to be defaced by a tattoo.
You don't, Demos.
do i get coffee icecream?
>>689255416
he's such a lucky duck
It's vanilla with latte and chocolate chips, that's the closest you're gonna get.
>>689255700
Why? He's not the type to get a tattoo anyway.
that actually sounds delightful, dont ruin it demos
that's not coffee though, throw it into the trash.
>>689256017
i guess you're both lucky to have eachother
but ice cream that actually tastes like coffee is awfully bitter
>>689256017
Okay so I have no idea wtf these characters are in these threads, I usually come for the gfur, fap, and leave
But that black cat character is hot. Who is that?
butt
Is this a fur thread or is it bullshit?
>>689256258
Aww.
>>689256416
GO AWAY HE'S MINE.
it's a fur thread, obviously.
Why would you not take that offer demos?
>>689256588
I dont know, are you going to throw another tantrum.
I ONLY accept the BEST of quality items
>>689256728
I dont know, are you going to be a little bitch?
Your quality standards are put into question.
Demos, we've all already just established that you don't know what the word "quality" means.
Much like that picture I reckon.
>>689257038
Last I remembered you were the one acting like a bitch and running off.
I would ask you to correct me if I was wrong, but I know I am not.
>>689256677
Fucking tell me faggot.
>>689257346
Why yes, you would be correct. You are a little bitch.
heated arguments
you guys are so mean to meeeeeee
>>689257626
I'm going to fuckin find you and shit down your neck you ingrate.
Hotter than coffee.
>>689257803
Except for me, right?
Hardly demos, we just question your motives, we want the best for you.
>>689257385
noir chat
>>689257594
Would you look at this, you are illiterate and a bitch.
>>689257721
You always have the best pictures
cute duke nukem ref
>>689257925
especially you
>>689257823
Anon, pls.
>>689257925
That's not a feat
>>689257964
That'd be Nibi, his porn is exquisite
>>689257964
Blah Blah Blah
All I hear is bitchin, why dont you shut the fuck up?
>>689258184
What?
>>689258031
Are you saying I'm special?
>>689258520
to be hotter than coffee
>>689258184
Hardly, you post coffee and treats, it is extremely hard to surpass that.
>>689258367
Only if you promise to keep your cool.
>>689258847
treats? Porn always wins over avatars.
>>689258520
in a not good way
>>689259162
I approve of the depicted scenario.
>>689259014
The best way to a mans heart, is through his stomach.
In both ways I guess in this scenario.
>>689259274
Thats cute
>>689258643
I don't know what the usual temperature for an argument is so I'll take your word for it.
>>689259200
Wow. You're saying I'm special. I'm so happy right now.
>>689259532
but what treats have I posted?
>>689259650
melting steel beams
>>689259783
oh right, those
>>689259824
I thought that was more just a usual topic for an argument.
>>689260183
what topic?
