Can I kiss you?

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"What are dank memes?"

I have a penis

hashtag black lives matter

Heil Hitler Mein Führer

>>689229806
stand up , turn around

When do we fuck?

fancy a gay club?

I dont like girls

>>689229806
Hello girl, im mat

"I am a Mislim"

I play Dota 2

>>689229806
Who is your waifu?

Is ur sister coming?

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"More than two genders"

"Are you feminist scum?".

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John Paul the Second

I got no money.

>>689229806
do you like digimon?

>>689229806
"you are kinda awkward"

Do you like 4chan?

>>689230262
Robak?

nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>689229806
oh shit, what's up?

is it wet yet?

Your hair smells good

I like anime

What is a vagina?

>>689230123
>>689230223
those

>>689230510
4 words faggot

My dad's in anonymous

Has you period started?

srry i like guys

I support Donald Trump

Time for scat porn

I'm Voting For Trump

>>689229806
wanna split the bill ?

hello my name is

I think I came

So swipe the bill?
Is that a penis?
I collect fancy fedoras.

>>689229806
Faggot

Dad stop catfishing me!

>>689230071
Kek

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>>689230071
Top kek

>>689230043
This is how to ruin one, not get one

Retards get me off!

>>689229806
op is no faggot

oh i love anime

Wanna suck my dick?

I live with mom

I am a Feminists

>>689229806

Get on your knees

Allahu akbar allahu akbar

I'm cool on 4chan

Will you marry me?

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Lets go to Pulse

i am a tranny

Would you like AIDS?

I voted for Trump

"I lurk on /b/"

I smoke newports

>>689229806
Go ahead op, kiss me
http://www.streamboobs.com/pieceofmoon/

>>689230650
i really like anime

>>689231545
thats seven words

>>689229806
feelings are before sex

Ew... are you pregnant?

Itsa meem you dip

OP is a faggot

>>689229806
Sweet, moist, frog towelettes

So I listen to Vaporwave

>>689229806
I'm sorry about this

>>689229806
I eat dead babies.

I am a weaboo

You have nice legs

Let's go to church

black lives matter bruh

I am a furry

>>689229806
You like c p?

I find you unattractive.

That's my garlic bread.

I'm the hacker 4chan

Get in the van

>>689229806
I'm a nice guy.

Dylann roof didn't nothing

>>689229806
I only rape niggers

My mother is jewish

you lost the game

>>689229806
This is my kink: https://youtu.be/uN7CQU5mlK8

I shat my pants...

how is babby formed?

your work is shit

>>689229806
Bend over little bitch

>>689229806
Can I get 3.50?

>>689229806
this is a dream

>>689229806
Will you marry me?

hitler did nothing wrong

i like k-k-k-kellogs cornflakes

>>689230650
She left after those 3

>>689232472
and that's when she realized she was on a date with the loch ness monster

Shit, you still here?

I am a juggalo

>>689229806
Do you like anime?

how about doing 69

I am a muslim

Your opinion on abortion?

i like doing anal

Do you like memes?

"Do you do anal?"

"We're splitting the bill."

"Fuck, my mom's calling."

"I'm not self-diagnosed!"

"I lurk /pol/ daily."

"Let's breed some ubermensch."

>>689229806
does this look aidsy?

Let's talk about Jesus

"do you like anime"

>>689229806
Please suck my dick

>>689229806
"I would rather masturbate."

Actually it's a trilby.

I love a fag

>>689229806
Alt right cucking machine

>>689229806
i fucked your mom

I am HIV positive

moshi moshi senpai desu

This is a date.

back to the kitchen

>>689231533
fucker beat me to it.

>>689230292
would not ruin the date It a natural filter out the bitches!

"Mind if I cum?"

>>689230510
I like anime *she leaves*
...uh hentai?

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>>689229806
You got any grapes?

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>>689229806

Im the ultimate gentleman

Here's my best mate

>>689232333
nice trips

>>689234288
88

kekekekek

>>689230913
5 words. go vote trump troll

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>>689234272
You got any grapes?

I Like Black People

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>>689234577
>>689234272
kek

>>689229806
End my miserable life

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>>689230223
why the fuck would she

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>>689229806
gibi de pussi b0ss.

>>689229806
I have the autismos

>>689229806
All Oo Ak Bar

Is it in yet?

>>689229806
lets talk about homestuck.

>>689229806
want the ol' lickeroo?

>>689229806
No Kissing! Herpes outbreak.

God left me unfinished.

>>689229806
Let's play some games.

I am a brony

I Have the AIDS

Do u like AIDS?

I am HIV positive

I Like Cake Farts

I Collect all STDS

How about a threesome?

I'm a Vegan

I eat my Cum

I eat my shit

i am a rapist

i love you girl

I like big butts

And I cannot Lie

hey it geg

>>689229806
Do you like Nickleback?

Everybody
Walk
The
Dinosaur

>>689235628
KEK

Make America Great Again

i died last week

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poopy rabbit bestiality experience?

Im into the Cuckold

My dick is ants

So, I've got crabs!

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
>what?
It's my favorite show
>omg... but you're 47 years old... that show... wasn't even around yet when you were a kid
My mother made me start watching it
>but that's more than four words...
I know...

>>689236676
You other brothers can't deny

I use Butt plugs

>>689233164
Underrated af

my dick really burns

My left testicle hurts.

I have one ball

So, do you vape?

hey: remember; no russian

>>689229806
why you crying now

The others in the albert hall

More than 4 but i dont give a fuk

>>689237327
Would that really ruin it?

>>689229806
You hate Niggers, right?

>>689237449
Comeing in half blasts? I dont know ask Hitler or something

>>689229806
Go ahead and pay

Fuck off and die

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>>689229806
You lose the game

>>689229806
Love at first sight

Please check your privlage

>>689229806
I fucked your mum

Is that your face?

>>689229806
I need feminism because...

I fucked your dad

Bird is the word

>>689232656
IT WAS THE GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER. I TOLD HIM I AINT GO NO TREE FIDDY.

Shut Up Meg !

>>689229806
Hi, My name's Dan

Fuck on first dates?

Are you a lesbian?

Im really a Jew

>>689229806
Testing if broken

>>689231842
This was so fucking funny

>>689237747
Fuck you

>>689229806
"I surf 4chan daily"

I can't count.

>>689238322
Yep. It left out one of your words

I want to be Gay

>>689229806
Just kidding! I love you and Johnny.

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>>689232125
>>689232172
>>689232177

Don't talk, just drive

Fancy a dogging session?

I've just wet myself

He's my lucky ferret

Your cunt is wafting.

don't mind the camera

I go to 4chan

Would you marry me?

It's so expensive here

>>689229806
"Name" I love you

>>689229806

So, I love you

Anyone know you're here?

"I stand with Orlando"

>>689239990
kek

>>689229806
Wait you're only 11?

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>>689229806
Bitch ass hoe, nigguh

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>>689229806
here comes dat boi

also: visit
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/savory

>>689229806
"I watch Jacksfilms"
'cause i'm definitely not the only one here, ain't that right OP?

>>689229806
Hitler did nothing wrong

I don't eat ass

You ain't all that

Made your bigsister happy

Lets split the bill

Mothers taking me home

>>689229806
I like nigger dick

>>689229806
"How about them negroes?"

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I suck dicks

>>689229806
I forgot my wallet

>>689229806
Will you play league ?

Registered child sex offender?

You like it raw?

Do you love Jesus?

Sorry, you're ugly. Bye!

Lick my balls, bitch

Wanna see grandpa cum?

I have an erection

She never showed up

>>689235628
wanna watch con air?

>>689241434
top kek

>>689230043
It would ruin your date or you would get laid that evening

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>>689229806

I once dated interracially.

>>689229806
I have seven fedoras

>>689230262
kek'd

>>689229806
Do you like anime?

Your sister's really hot

or

My sister's really hot

Depending on state

>>689241580
This. It's crazy how heavily nazi chicks dig nazis. Heilt a few Hitlers to get laid in my past, not proud of it, but not regretting it either.

To bad your black

>>689229806
Ugly short and broke

>>689229806
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>689229806
Wanna split the bill?

>>689229806
I have the AIDS

Let's go to Pulse

>>689241822
I think that would help you get laid.

Fuck those nigger faggots

Don't look at me

>>689229806
You sister looks Goood.

>>689229806
happy those gays died

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>>689230509
Depending on the situation that doesn't ruin the date. It could easily be that she chose one of her more expensive hair oils that day and acknowledging it would both show your appreciation for her and give her the feeling of making good decisions. Nothing's better than boosting a chicks self esteem while making her think her decisions are good.

>>689242125
Only if you plan on fucking a loaf of bread

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

Hey, I just pooped

It's not a wig

>>689231001
like that one anon

acquired immune deficiency syndrome

I forgot my wallet

>>689242085
>>689242175
>>689242321
proof of morphogenic fields

>>689242346
You must fuck a lot of bread.

The holocaust wasn't real

You do anal, right?

Have you tried heroin?

>>689241916
>Heilt a few Hitlers
Fucking kek

I raped 10 women

Suck me off slut

Ass isn't fat enough

>>689242900
HAHAHA! This one is perfect!

No I'm a prostitute

Who said that's Tylenol?

>>689229806
Wanna see my memes?

Let me kill you.

>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Do you liek mudkipz
>niggers tongue my anus
>I go on 4chan
>I am a furfag

Join my minecraft server

the ass was fat

Are You My Mommy?

>>689229806
I have no money

>want the ol' lickaroo?

Join the Islamic brotherhood

I am your stalker

>>689229806
I really like trains

I have a kid

>>689229806
Does this look infected?

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You're my ninth wife

I masterbate to trannies.

I have no friends

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>>689242085
sure....

Ayy, you want dick?

I just love porn

I destroyed the nightclub.

I'm over her now

>>689229806
I have aids

>>689230262
but pope you shall respect

>>689229806
Hi, My names Anon

Show me your feet

Hi, I'm Omar Mateen

>>689230426
I'm about 5% nigger

Check out these dubs

I have no friends

>>689229806
>still waiting for hl3

>>689229806
Your dress is wrinkly.

Sorry, it's really itchy

>>689229806
your waifu is shit