You have two options:
1: Rape a cat
2: Rape a 12 year old girl
Both are terrible options. What do you do.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
Well... most people won't find out about the cat.
>>689142337
yes to both
Run away
>>689142506
Same thing with the 12 year old if you do it right.
>>689142617
But do the cat last because you don't want to get your junk fucked up before you had a chance to use it on the 12yo.
>>689142506
and if you're me, no one is going to find the 12 year old
>>689142337
Cats are love, cats are life. Sorry kiddo.
>>689142680
Yea... but if you get caught, which one is going to give you more years in prison?
>>689142337
I'd rather find whoever set up those contrivances and butcher him instead.
Better question is... if no one will ever find out, which one would you prefer?
Because if there's a possibility of being caught, it's just a matter of weighing the consequence, which is going to suck worse if you pick the girl.
>>689142337
option 2 100% of the time. You think i can scar and maim an innocent defenseless cat?
Fuck that 12yo bitch she had it coming for not doing her homework
>>689142729
Fair point, then again which one would be worth more going to prison for?
>>689142337
Please hang urself. Fuckin loser. Ha shit stain. Nigger loving jogsteap wearin lunatic learing lynching shit gaynigget muslim atheist fuck off.
im not a pedo or anything, but the girls insides would probably feel allot better.
>>689142337
Do the world a favor and an hero
Thread/
>>689142854
pedo identified
>doth
>protest
>too much.
>>689142985
Yeah, but you still have to rape a cat or a kid.
Whatcha gonna do faggot?
I'm interested in how u got in a situation where I have to choose to do either one. I'd probably rape the little girl though, beastiality feels like it would be worse
The kid, because at least its a human. It's still disgusting but less weird?!?!?!
>>689143250
Summerfag
>>689142337
sedate both, do both
Cat, still fucked up but atleast ill feel better about myself knowing the choices I had
Is the twelve year old hot?
Cat's gonna get hair on my dick. And it'll scratch me.
I'm gonna rape that girl like there's no tomorrow.
>>689142945
Looks shooped. Can tell from the pixels.
>>689142989
So that's how you judge others, you little maggot? Fuck off, tumblr boy.
>>689142337
Rape a 12 year old cat
>>689143570
Dude, that cats gonna die. At least with the girl she's probably already lost her virginity to her step dad.
>>689142337
Win win getting pussy either way
>>689144101
So confirm it. You have two choices. Rape a cat, rape a little girl.
Which one do you choose you homo.
rape the girl with the cat
Girl. I'd rather been known as a pedo then a cat fucker.
I like cat I rape grilll
>>689144271
The girl.
>sorry
Why not both
>>689142337
Tell the girl: I'd kill the kitty if you don't fuck with me.
She consents.
No rape.
>>689144593
Cant consent dumbo
rape a cat? why the hell would i ever do that?
either way my penis is causing terrible permanent damage to the pussy
This is the most /b/ thread I've read in a long time. Thank you op.
>>689144718
LEL
>>689144646
It's a slow sunday morning, theres nothing on tv, you've caught up with all your shows, there's a cat, you think "hey...lets give that thing a bit of rough fuckin'"
We've all been there, man.
>>689143334
no u
>>689144634
She does, asshole. Why can't she? It's a real and honest deal. The kitty, or the pussy.
>>689144271
And I choose to gut the sick fuck setting up this scenario instead, you conformist sheep. Pathetic drone can't even think outside the box.
>>689142337
well both are part of my dreams so I would do both.
>>689144928
Rape =/= consent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eoEwIxhIYI
>>689142337
>Both are terrible options.
kek
>>689144984
Whatever Rambo. Girl or cat. Cat or girl. Make your choice.
Gotta rape one.
>>689142337
Girl. Fucking a cat would get you all sorts of cut up from claws and fangs.
Sorry kitty, better luck next time.
>>689142337
hmmm. id rather have the cat, it would be nice to try something new kek.
>>689144984
look at this cool guy here. fucken summer faggot
>>689142337
Considering the fact a 12 y/o girl is human and 12 yearold girls look like theyre 18 these days id pick the girl thanks
I would regretfully rape the cat so as to not mentally damage or violate an innocent twelve year old girl.
Even if these weren't options id still rape that cute face.
But we get to choose the girl/cat?
Alright, the girl and one of the ones around my city seeing as they're all whores.
>>689143334
>Calls someone a summerfag
>Is a faggot
>One off quads
You.
>>689142337
turn 360 and walk the fuck away
psychopath asshole
>>689142337
I wouldn't do either one. I don't fuck animals and I don't fuck kids.
>>689145466
>That Girl
>Looks 18
Sounds legit.
>>689145872
So the cat then.
Okay, catfucker.
>>689142729
Cat would give more years in my country.
>>689146090
Really? Where?
Give girl cat in exchange for sex
Now its just statuary rape not as bad
>>689142337
I prefer to fuck a beautiful twelve years old instead of being a zoophilic.
Fucking faggots where is the old /b/
>>689146279
Finland
>>689145945
Sorry. You have no choice.
One or the other. No is not an option.
>>689142337
Cat. Providing i have to actually choose. You fuck people up in the head sometimes for life why would risk doing that to someone
>>689146490
fuck. so much better then.
>>689142337
>that picture
is this a YLYL thread? because I fucking lost
would rape cat girl, is that a viable option?
Choke cat then find next cat
I care about cats.
I don't give a shit about humans.
If the cat died, it would emotionally bother me.
If the kid died, I'd get a raging hard on at the thought of a useless waste of a carbon foot print being snuffed out before it can act like a rabid sloot.
>>689142506
Are you implying I'd let the 12 year old go?
>>689143206
Haven't you ever watched Party Van Saw 5?
>>689144984
3edgy5me
>>689147911
>>689147940
Let me answer my door real quick
>>689142337
dress up OP in a cat costume
>>689142337
Wouldn't go to jail for cat raping. And it's tighter.
>>689148429
get a kik group runnin
>>689142337
a cat is fine too
>>689142337
Nice try FBI
>>689148429
Proceed.
We'll judge if it's really worse.
?moor rehto yna ro aloV
>>689147911
Werbung in eigener Sache? ;))
Aber süß
>>689143979
the real questions
>>689142337
At least the 12 year old won't die when I put it in
humble brag
>>689142337
kill yourself
>>689148953
vola then
>>689142950
It's the cats claws that I am worried about bro.
>>689142337
This is a tough one, OP. On the one hand, I love cats, almost more than any other animal. On the other, my mother was repeatedly sexually assaulted as a 6 year old child and I know the damage it does. I can't definitively say which one I'd pick, but I'm leaning towards the cat.
>>689148610
did you type the sentence backwards but scooched each "preceding" word behind eachother? Cool effect. Bet you cant even Yvan eht nioj, tho...
>>689149131
come on anon, you know the idea of pretending the girl is your mom man. that's like double boner points dude.
>inb4 eww sick man!
>wow sick fuck!
>fuck, normie summer!
>>689149312
Not at all. What she went through is horrific. I'd kill the woman who did it, if I knew her identity.
>>689142854
Mech, is that you?
>>689149469
details please
>>689146566
I feel you bro, our laws are twisted as fuck.
I mean ....... is the 12yo cute
the age of consent in japan is 13
#2 is a bad option?
>>689145703
>>689149614
>Expected this
>Got this
I don't know super specifics, but basically she was a woman in the same church who had mental problems. She used to take my mother and auntie into the church toilets and abuse them. She'd do things like finger them and scratch up the inside of their vaginas with her nails. She'd also insert objects into their vaginas.
>>689149806
baseline, but all prefectures have a higher specified limit.
>>689142337
My dick is small enough to rape a cat
>>689142706
Same would never hurt my cat
>>689149806
Japan doesnt give fucks about that shit, only reason CP is illegal is cuz everyone else (other countries) told them to make it illegal.
>>689149806
It's actually not. I checked it up. Living in Japan and all. The actual age of consent is actually above the average.
>>689150110
10/10
>>689142337
Option #2
Humans are disgusting and Option #1 would actually kill a cat
>>689147911
Disturbingly i have always found Zhenya hot as fuck.
>>689150110
the fuck man your dick doesnt even go past your balls wtf
>small dick
>posts small dick online
>enjoys the humiliation
>>689150476
Add dj635tf
>>689142337
Ok.... If a gun was to my head and the shooter said I have to rape the girl or the cat? I would rape the girl because at least shes human. Kids now days are fucking at younger and younger ages than ever before so I'm sure she wouldn't be a virgin anyway, so no harm no fowl.
>>689150476
add chairdolf.sitler
>>689142828
This
>>689142337
Here kitty kitty....
>>689142706
Inturntz 4 teh catz!
>>689150476
Add carlccc11211
Force girl to rape cat
>>689142337
Heads = Cat
Tails = Girl
Let the fates decide when I flip the coin.
Wouldn't do it unless I was forced with a gun to the head.
>>689150593
you think it going past balls is good? normal even?
>>689150476
What a weird tequest. However, my shit folder is on my pc bro but I have boobs and asses on mobile.
Add nanomyys
>>689150815
force cat to rape girl
Add mesniffingbut
>>689146844
Considering how small a cat's vagina is, you'd probably get pretty fucked in the head watching your dick break.
>>689142854
"Him"
SJewW detected.
If I am forced at gunpoint to do it then it's not rape.
>>689145425
Underrated
>>689150860
the fuck kind of tiny dick do you have what are you 12
>has tiny dick
>thinks its not normal to be past the balls
someone smack some sense into this poor fellow
>>689151004
>kek his own post
how is this underrated?
>>689151058
you watch too much porn
>>689142985
4chan.org is a funny way to spell reddit dot com
>>689150718
Nice boobs... worht worth a fuck
>>689151166
checked, you are correct about the porn thing but i dont have a massive dick and my dick goes past my balls
Post CP please I am tired of w8ing.
>>689142337
Why do you claim both are terrible?
I'd love to rape a 12 yo, easily the better option.
>>689150476
add allenlangs
>>689151299
maybe you have small balls
>>689151311
Kill your self fag
>>689151186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzN3CdsDQoE
Just fuck a 12 yo cat
>>689151455
Dem titties!
>>689151529
reup faggot
>>689151414
dont think so
>>689151529
been removed
>>689151455
Who dis
>>689151455
Now even more worth the fuck :D
If she can deepthroat too? ;)
You got good material
>>689151767
Could you even begin to imagine how good it would feel to bury your cock between her dirty pillows and titty fuck her til you blew your load all over her throat? Fuuuuuuck.
>>689149142
Wey naught!?
>>689152012
>
and after her deepthroating lets fuck them anal
>>689142337
Rape the cat. I'd spend less time in jail if caught, and I wouldn't feel bad
>>689142337
what DO i do?
>>689152264
Except if it would have its claws on your weenie. Not a pretty sight bro, seen it.
Tl:dr childhood friend tried to fuck a cat
both are cute, tough choice
whats even going on in this thread?
>>689152012
Would love to have a kik group with you and these pics.
>>689142337
This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
>>689150476
Add thedudewhore
>>689142337
I choose
Consensual sex with the 12 year old :3
>>689142337
rape OP for giving shitty options. there are always more options
So sexy
Do both of them have to be alive?
>>689145872
oh look at me i have morals
fagot
>>6891528
schrodingers 12 year old
>>689144928
>Why can't she
Because she's 12.
>>689152870
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
You'd be facing them again you fucking dumb cunt
>>689153050
Thats the joke dumbass
>>689152698
KiK her : jennim_1999
>>689150476
Add Luna9512
>>689142337
Rape a 12 years old female cat.
Well let's see I love cats and I would totally go on a rape spree if I could legally get away with it. So that 12 year old girl's pussy would be fucked and fucking hard.
If I rape the cat if would die for eternal bleeding.
If I rape the girl she will live.
I am simply saving a life here, and I will tell this to the judge.
>>689153043
Last time I checked the word "yes" is part of a 12yo vocabulary.
>>689150476
Add ragnarok360
this thread needs to 404 so i can leave
>>689144984
what a fucking faggot lmao
what the fuck op
>>689142337
Why does it matter?
>you can't hurt either of them with that tiny penis
>>689142337
>Both are terrible options.
lol no, only one is the terrible option and that is the poor cat
>>689144984
>a crusader of justice
>>689142337
It comes down to what could give me an erection. Presumably I have a man with a gun in my face.
Now I'd love to just fuck the cat and get it over and done with. But am I really going to be able to get an erection over a fucking cat? I don't think I will.
Now if the kids underdeveloped I ain't going to be able to get it up either. However a LOT of 12 years are quite developed. So if the girl looks about 16... got a nice rack and ass then I choose the kid.
If it's alowed do I get to pop some viagra? Because if that's the case then I'll fuck the cat. But I'm unsure if I'm going to climax inside of it, it's a fucking cat after all.
So two questions:
1. Do I get viagra?
2. Do I have to finish up?
>>689142337
Can i just seduce the cat instead?
>>689142337
CAN I RAPE A 12 YEAR OLD CAT?!?!
>>689153326
The fag aint adding anyone
![[dick intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nst8IoM.gif "[dick intensifies].gif")
The 12 year old
>>689142337
I care for kittehez more than loudmouth-know it all-rude kids
So "I've cum for the little girl"
>>689153661
pedo detected
Can this thread die already
>>689154069
Your other TABs are the Best. hahaha
>>689154069
>no "how to take a screenshot" tab
apply yourself
>>689142706
THIS GUY GETS IT
>>689142337
has the 12 year old a feminine dick?
>>689144984
I rape the 12 year old with the cat.
>>689152012
source
>>689153962
>van
>>689142945
>muslim athiest
id fuck a 12 year old before a cat, just natural for men to be attracted to the young ones, its called genetics, like fat people being fat and gays being gay.
>>689154462
Thats also considered rape in my country, you can't stick animals in the vaginal or anal cavitie
>>689144984
I don't need no white knight faggot in this thread, fuck off.
For Christ's sake, you fucking loser.
>>689142617
/madman
>>689142337
3. Rape OP because he's a massive faggot.
>>689142337
12 is too old for my standard but I'll still consider it instead of the cat :^)
>>689142337
>Rape a 12 year old girl
>Terrible
not for me.
>>689154462
Then I rape the cat with the 12 year old.
>>689154797
okay anon we know you are gay but today you have to choose between a cat and 12 year old
for you it can be a male cat and young boy
well rape the child
its not a terrible option at all. silly test
>>689142337
Is the 12yo fat and ugly?
OP forgot most people on here like 12 year olds. Here's a harder question:
Rape a cat (female)
Rape a freshly born baby (male)
>>689142337
if she has had her period the cat else the girl
Sorry, girl, but I really don't like hurting cats.
>>689155008
if the boy is still attached to the mother i would do it otherwise the cat
>>689154939
both, and finish of with op because he's still a massive faggot.
>Both are illegal
>Both are hated crimes
>Only one can snitch
Honestly, my decision was made for me.
>>689155202
can't you just not fuck OP for one day you needy little fucker
>>689155294
what about your sense of adventure and wonder
>>689154622
I think we all know the true answer
>>689155351
but he's asking for it for making this thread. i answered his question and the price for doing so was raping him.
>>689155419
ya and???
>>689143979
Is the cat hot?
>>689155412
I wonder if the cat craves a cigarette after too?
>>689155689
a 12 year old girl would smoke half a packet after sex =P
>>689155578
and fatness isn't determined by genetics.
>>689155578
that fat people being fat has nothing to do with mu genetics
but with a serious lack of exercise and too much food
Come in fgts
>>689145872
360, clockwise or counter-?
>>689155808
Since we're on the topic of fucking underaged girls, why does no one refer to Bill Clinton as "Will" or "William Clinton"?
turn 360 degrees°
wip out dick and walk away
>>689156268
I dunno Bill Clinton is probably just easier to say than Scumbag pedo president William Clinton
>>689155866
Add me, on android
Carlccc11211
>>689142337
would fuck her more than once
>>689156372
Damn. What about Crooked Puppet Manslaughterer Hillary Clinton? Does she have any nick names that we might not know about?
I bet Will calls her the names of the children he's fucked and buried after.
>>689156540
Killary?
>>689155294
In Denmark, having sexy time with the cat would be legal. Assuming you don't cause it any physical harm. On the other hand, if the girl sedated you, beat you up, and accidentally brushed your penis in the process, you'd most likely rot in jail.
>>689156735
Shillery
>>689156735
Oh, right. I forgot about that one. I was thinking of $Hillary.
>>689156777
Yowch. That doesn't sound like equality at all.
I'd rather kill myself than any of the options. Thus I do not need to pick because no one can hinder me.
Check m8 fgts
>>689156867
nope, you gotta pick with you tied down now.
>>689142729
Cat. Raping a girl only gets you six months.
>>689156867
check m8?
more like check those
>>689153286
Yeah, let's see if the 12yrold's "yes" holds up in court for ya, shall we?
wackitt shmackity wack
>>689142337
>Seduce 12 yo with my suave skills
>get consensual sex with 12 yo
>then rape the cat
>>689158076
Why not seduce the cat too?
This is 4chan you already know your answer.
Everyone who said cat secretly wanted to say the little girl but were too scared of revealing their true behaviour to themselves or the FIB. Congratulations on being faggots you cat shagging retards.
>>689142337
matters
is the cat hot.
>>689142337
if i had to, like someone threatens my family and all my friends, sure.
the cat.
just a cat.
if i had to rape a girl she'd be a wreck for the rest of her life.
the cat seems like a fucking weird choice but it's smarter in the end.
>>689160052
>for the rest of her life
The cat would have to relive the rape for 8 more lives after its current one (assuming it had not used any up thus far). That is far worse.
>>689160052
fag
>>689144984
fuck off batman
>>689151455
nice chav slut....
kill
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