Google last 3 digits of post + "stock photo" and the
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Google last 3 digits of post + "stock photo" and the first image describes how you will die.
Go!
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Rool
Rollerderby incoming
>>689121241
Murdered by a cartoon character with a slingshot. Nice.
henry rollins
Rollin rollin rolling keep that wagon rollin
>>689121618
Looks like a pretty hardcore way to go
>>689121678
stared to death by creepy old lady
>>689121535
>gets killed scenically
>>689121860
This seems nice and peaceful.
>>689121850
>crushed to death by an ogre
>>689121857
Fuck that's creepy.
rollinging
>>689121943
oh shit nigger.
>>689121813
Death by boat, that's not even in water.
Rollll
gonna be a black man
>>689122109
You're going to be killed by aquatic Cops, on land
>>689122204
ALLLAAAAAH
>>689122109
Better watch out.
>>689122225
nice quads
inb4 actual death prediction comes out of this thread
Yeah
>>689117881
Roll
>>689121241
let me see....
49
rolll
rold
>>689122757
Fuck, I'm getting on a plane next week.
Posting.
Where is my mind?
ROLLAN
>>689121241
Rollin yo
They see me Rollin
I ROLLING FOR MY NUMBERS
rolleroll
rollinggg
>>689123597
Well shit.
>>689121241
rollin
>>689123213
>>689123645 wtf is this even supposed to resemble?
>>689121241
rollo
Nigger
roolin'
>>689123879
Looking for the sweet release of death. Lets roll.
rrrrrrrrrrrrolllll
>>689121241
Going
rollerino
Im strangely excited
>>689124069
death by whale flannel
Shit
Alright.
>>689121241
Rolling
>>689121626
I got the same thing. I am hoping I am flung from the slingshot, not some kid flinging rocks and shit at me until I bleed out.
Oh goodness
>>689124427
Looks like this strange device is going to eat me.
>>689121241
roliando
>>689124163
Uhh... well. I guess I die alone on a deserted road. Actually, no shock there.
>>689124554
>554
Pls no
>>689121241
Rollerino
>>689121241
roll
Rollngh
>>689122996
RIP
>>689124741
>741
>>689124713
Murdered by an ancient bird god.
I think
>>689124537
Wat
>>689121241
rollink
>>689124806
Well, It'll be quick enough
roll
o
l
l
rallin
>>689124863
shit
>>689124444
It's the photo of a literal stock. This can't be good, I should move to a country where guns are illegal.
>>689121241
rollio
>>689124539
Dammit, I got columbine massacre
couldbegood.jpg
>>689124686
What...what if he kills us both? D:
>>689125178
Slain in a cabin in a rural location. ayeeee
>>689125045
RIP, I die by studying
i should ask myself
do i really want to know this?
and the answer
is always
roll
plz be something cool
>>689124859
Disintegrated by Wammu's Divine Sandstorm
Or, Forced to fight to death in a gladiatorial battle.
Or, chained to the pillar and executed somehow
Qwerty
Roland
>>689121241
rollin in a cancer thread
>>689125190
Im getting crushed, nigga. Woot.
Rolle
![stock-photo-montreal-canada-february-microsoft-office-on-the-web-under-magnifying-glass-377510005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VR59ZRK.jpg "stock-photo-montreal-canada-february-microsoft-office-on-the-web-under-magnifying-glass-377510005[1].jpg")
>>689125365
death by MS Office
the way it was always meant to be
>>689125498
oh fuck
>>689125365
bͨe̓̉ͯͪwͯͥͤàͮ̂ͣͯr͂̏eͩ̃
͑͛̿ͧ̆ŏ̀ͦͯ̅f ̾ͬmic͋ͬͯ̒̃́ͤrͮ̂͗̌oͭ̈́̚s̆̑̒oͥ͑ͯfͦt̾̑́͗̐ ͧͮeͭͩx͒̓̌̒̀͊ceͭ̍l̉̿̈̉ͧ
Some black guy under a tree gets me
roll this seems fun
>>689125754
kek
>>689125994
Well this is unpleasant.
Roland
>>689121241
Rawl
Fuck
>>689126165
>>689125509
run over by ye olde timey fiat
>>689121241
rockin rockin and rollin
ehhh
>>689121241
hyu
rooool
>>689125446
sorry, you get crushed by a falling pillar.
>>689121241
rolling!!
>>689125685
That's terrifying
>>689126653
Maybe it has something to do with Popeye the Sailor Man.
This is a strange thread
>>689121241
Roll
>>689126827
huh?
>>689126572
What the fuck am I looking at?
Ayy
>>689124246
>Each one goes in your urethra
>major blood vessels in penis break
>bleed out
>you shouldn't be excited at all
>>689126572
death by dildo molder
>>689121241
lol ok
rell
Rollin like an Alabama nigger hiding on a wagon
Yes sir
>>689121241
Roll for interest
rolling in the deep
getting numbers
Roller skates
>>689121241
Roll
>>689121241
:^)
>>689127286
I'll get hax'd to death
>>689127281
Well. Maybe now I can be free
>>689126572
crammed into a pontiac's oil pan?
>>689126984
A chrome oil pan for a Pontiac. I think.
>>689127309
beautiful. death by drone strike?
>>689121241
Let's roll nigga.
>>689126941
Pretty straightforward
>>689121241
roll
raul
>>689126809
good enough
Wtf do I do?
Vote for Trump?
keep rollin
rroll
rollan
>>689127534
This gives me no fucking clues. Do I get trapped here?
Oh
>>689127723
my sides
i die in a jap war factory
ok
>>689127683
Guess im dying from getting my airplane hijacked. gg
rollin'
Roll for death
>>689127131
I died at 9/11
Rallin
But why?
Roller
gonna roll again
>>689127549
Damn, that's specific.
>>689128411
OH SHIT
I THOUGHT DYING IN A JAP WAR FACTORY WAS BAD, BUT SWEET JESUS. DO I DIE OF GAY ANAL RAPE? CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN
Roll nogga
>>689128488
Die at a car show with an heart attack when they told me ive damaged the ferrari and havr to pay for the damage?
King K Roll
Wuh?
I'm game.
Rooll
role
rolling again. hopefully won't get analy raped by a bodybuilder or get slaved in a jap war factory
K
>>689128906
Oh, shit. It's Mike Tyson's retarded half-brother, Tike Myson!
Absolutely Haram
i guess i can live with it
>>689121241
why the fuck not?
ii
Roll p
>>689129087
aw shit we time travlin in this mafk
>>689121241
good god no
>>689121241
rollerino
rooll
Rawlin
>>689129445
well thats fucked
>>689129544
um.. okay
roll : ^)
Rollin Rollin Rollin
>>689129557
getting trampled by horses? idk
rerolling because this sucked ass
>>689129570
well is strange o.O
>>689129666
:D satan
>>689121241
Roll
I will die while touring the Aurelian Walls in Italy apparently. Question is do I jump, fall, or run head first into them?
This is one hell of a thread
>>689121241
rawlin
rip
>>689129747
im going to die in a fucking plane.
> prepare for a second 9/11.
>>689129793
3rd degree burns to dick I'd assume
>>689121241
rollio
Seth Rollins
>>689129782
What the fuck
>>689130017
?????
>>689130119
Oh sweet
>>689121241
rollin
pls
>>689130060
i dont even know what the fuck this is
>>689121241
tie the nigger up and roll it down the street
r0lling
>>689121241
Rolling
>>689130216
What the fuck indeed
Raoll
>>689121241
fuck me you nigerian prince
muy bueno
>>689121241
rollllllll
>>689121241
I roll because im poll
>>689121241
i roll for my mom
get the camera
>>689121241
Roll
Always with the niggers.
