What would you do if you owed 3000 dollars to some people? They gonna fuck me up
Move to a different country.
Kill yourself.
How the fuck do you niggers get into debt in the first place?
>>689077989
Better steal so keys bitch.
>>689077989
Pay them back so they don't fuck me up..
3000? You fucking poorfag
Pay them 3000 dollars
>>689077989
Why don't you fuck them up first? Then proceed to act as if they owe you 3 g's. Never know it could work.
>>689078542
Do you have 3000 just lying around your house richfag?
>>689078542
This
>>689077989
I'd pay them because I have the ability too. I'd also never be in that situation because I make enough to not do shady/illegal shit and end up owing some one 3000 dollars.
>>689079097
About 45000.
>>689079097
Do you not have any money in your account, retard?
>>689077989
Why you owe 3gs?
>>689079359
Well OP needs 3000 of it.
>>689079359
60k here :^)
>>689079393
Yes i have some in account, idiot.
>>689079606
OP needs to work.
Bend over
>>689079799
OP can't because OP has no legs.
>>689079706
I'm the idiot now? You're the fucktard who got 3k in the hole with the wrong people, watch your tone dipshit.
>>689079999
Mother of God
>>689079359
Poorfag.
>>689079999
Checked
>>689080118
actually not, OP here, I don't have shit. doesn't matter why I owe that money, I need to pay it this week. Just give me fucking stupid ideas I don't care, I'll deliver if some idea is worth my last days.
>>689077989
You know if you really want to make money... Maybe you can show us your body... Need to know what we are paying for
>>689080118
Or the right people? OP isn't sure yet.
>>689080338
I'm 21 and have all I fucking want. I don't care being poor
>>689080118
>Watch your tone
Do you even know where u are? This isn't Fucking Reddit or a school. Fucking gtfo if ur that easily offended u disgusting cocksucker
>>689080151
Nope. Just good ol' leg less OP.
U dead op lel fucking junkie scum.
>>689080464
How did you lose your legs OP?
>>689080527
>lying on the internet
You're most likely a NEET piece of shit!
>>689077989
Go to a payday loan place they have em everywhere. You can get 3000 in less then a few hours and the deadline to owe them is a lot longer and they want hurt you physically. I did this and never paid the payday loan place (you don't even need to have a job, I just said I was looking for one) they never came after me, not even a letter.
>>689077989
Reevaluate your fucking life choices you nigger.
>>689077989
My friend was in over 5k debt for drugs and just got a deal with them selling shit for a month, earned them 7k back so they gave him freebies
>>689080745
Like ur one to talk you faggot ass cocksucker
>>689080790
Sure, I can't give you any evidence. I don't care too :^)
>>689080479
I am a man. I look as if tommy lee jones had a baby with Michael Cera. So noone would ever pay to fuck me or see me naked.
>>689080782
I still have both my legs
>>689080901
HONKY
>>689080790
*neat
>>689081045
Plot twist... OP has legs
>>689080534
Got so mad at a statement dude forgot how to spell, look I don't give a shit either way I just want to know why he's in the hole, mongoloid.
>>689080514
They're gonna fuck him up, that's not what I'd say if it was a financial institution
>>689080803
Do this dumb nigger
>>689080980
Hahahahaha, I am not the one in 3k debt, junkie!
>>689081051
Tonky
>>689080803
They will come in a few years asking for over 110% interest. Plus they won't be kind
>>689081056
How Fucking new are you? Jesus, such a fucking newfaggot
>>689081045
Oh I would, but I would make you wish you were dead. I would make you sound your cock, fuck a dog and crossdress. It isn't about the sex but the humiliation.
>>689081167
You got offended because I called you idiot when you called me retard first, then told me to watch my tone. Now read your last statement, now I have to ask what's it like to have asburgers?
>>689077989
You got 30dollars, empty soda bottles and a plain t-shirt? You got petrol bombs! Go burn thier fucking house down at 4am. Give them something bigger to worry about.
>>689081411
Your edges are showing
>>689081167
What would you say if it was a financial institution?
>>689081183
Yeah cuz u live for free in ur mom's basement you fatfuck!
>>689081291
It's okay, bitches won't find me and I don't use credit cards, traced gas water bills, like where's Waldo.
>>689081292
Why because he corrected the spelling error? I didn't know people weren't allowed to correct their own errors on DA 4CHAN
>>689081636
I am a swiss army knife mutha fucker, I am all edge all the time.
>>689077989
Rob a Bank OP.
Worst case scenario, you get locked up. Safe from anyone who much harm you.
Best case scenario, you make it out with over budget and have a nice cushion of cash after you pay your debts.
Make sure you wear a mask tho
>>689081634
This (record it)
>>689081411
Like a sound flute? How would you get the dick in tune?
>>689081733
That they're not sending people to your house with bats and youd be better off googling help than asking 4chan
>>689081868
Who the fuck will give you money without a trace on a social security number
>>689077989
>What would you do if you owed 3000 dollars to some people?
Move. I have $3,000, but I'd move. $3,000 is just right to start a new life with, and besides, they must be dumb as hell to have advanced that money to someone like me.
Have a friend of mine who owed around 7500 euro to some guys that are well known around the world, not the guys by individuals but the mark.
It eventually worked out to that point that they gave him a monthly fee, cause in the long run, they are buisnessmen.. Well, they like to think themselves as that.
>>689082049
No sound, a metal rod is inserted into your cock and fucks your urethra.
>>689077989
I hear you can fetch a pretty penny for one of your kidneys on the black market.
>>689082058
Well I would hope a financial institution wouldn't be sending people to my house with bats that would be absurd, unless they were the bats that fly which still wouldn't make any sense at all to me. Yes I agree.
>>689077989
A better question is what the hell did that snake eat?
>>689082058
That's a strange thing to say to a financial institution.
>>689077989
I wouldn't have fucking gone in debt for 3k in the first at place
>>689082345
I liked it better as a flute.
>>689082208
I did use my social security card. But I don't have any bank accounts, credit cards, other loans, gas water nothing, no properties, no cars. Use cash only. It's been about 3 or so years since the loan. Adress I gave them on my dvm id is abandoned after rents died. So how would the find me?
>>689077989
go to bank bc i am not poorfag
Rob an armored car.
I do it in GTA V and only die like 20% of the time so you'll be fine.
>>689082846
Let's say it wasn't at the first at place, let's say it was in Denver. Then what?
>>689077989
I would pay them back.
>>689077989
I'd quit doing coke and being a fucking faggot.
>>689080803
>its easy
Nigger where? I used a payday in a pinch once and they needed more paperwork then when I enlisted.
>>689083222
What if there isn't any money in it?
>>689077989
suck 3000 dicks for $1 each
>>689083371
With what? OP doesn't have 3000 or legs.
>>689083390
Kid is lying, duh.
>>689083374
Never give loan to a gay. Am I correct?
>>689079359
Just over 100K if I liquidate all my stock and other financial products.
Suck that shit poor fags.
>>689083510
Now that's a cheap hooker
>>689081045
>I look as if tommy lee jones had a baby with Michael Cera
Post face
>>689077989
Pay it faggot
>>689083758
This. For science
>>689083687
so I guess you wouldn't mind lending me 3k would you? or are you a delusional poorfag?
>>689080464
get a credit card with a limit above 3000. pay them the 3000. great now you have more time to get the money to pay for the credit until its booked and you wont get killed if you dont have it.
>>689083687
In cash at your house, not your portfolio you pole licker.
>>689077989
Not owe anyone 3000 dollars is what i would do
>>689083834
my credit card limit is below 300 dollars
>>689083761
With what? Dipshit
Get a gun OP. You can get a shotgun for less than 100 bucks. Or a small time rifle. Be ready and when they come for you, don't make it easy.
>>689077989
nice marmot
>>689083829
I ain't givin you shit faggot. I had to work for my money.
>>689077989
Sell my ass tonight.
>>689083872
Whats the difference?
>>689084071
then get another one or raise the limit. bullshit some reason, like using it for plane tickets as a group for wich 300 isnt enough. I got a limit of 2000 without doing shit. they basically throw them at you.
>>689084071
Cripes my overdraft isn't even that low. Is your bank located in a building?
>scoff at the commoners in this fucking thread.
>>689084426
OP don't want shit, just 3k n some legs man. OP needs his legs.
>>689084266
I'm not in murica. guns are not that easy to get >>689084426
That's what I thought. cheap faggot
>>689083390
At this place called ace in Wash, DC. I had to give them shit like social, dmv I'd, passport, really old school ID, showed them a pic of my recent bank acc balance, told her I was looking for a job and showed evidence, said I was just waiting for check from parents, gave them their most recent abandoned house bill, shit like that. Nothing's happened so far.
>>689084426
You work hard for the money?
>>689077989
Make other people fuck them up first. Drop the hint at the "right" places that have a few grands on them all the time or some shit.
>>689084515
How much is ass worth though is the 3000 dollar question
>>689078690
lost
>>689084557
I am a student, I have a student credit card.
>>689079999
Checkd
>>689084818
I didn't say to just one customer. Gotta split it up, it's going to be a long night.
>//I should be taking this advice myself, but everyone where I live has AIDS.
>>689084517
The original question was how much cash do you have lying around your house, so the difference don't matter. But the fact that you can't or wouldn't take it out for an everyday purchase would be the difference I guess
>>689084855
Where at? I may be of some assistance
>>689083687
I have about $11M in non-liquid assets.
Who are you trying to impress?
>>689084867
Poor fucker. Study hard pupper.
>>689077989
Who exactly do you owe money to? Loan sharks? Bookies? Niggers on the street? The important thing here is to figure out whether they'll actually leave you alone if you do pay up. Chances are they won't (if they did get a loan even if you have to ask family for collateral) which means either you look for protection, if you do not know how get a seethy lawyer and don't trust him, he'll know where to go, or get a gun and take your chances. It's all in the details, first question is does the problem go away if you pay?
>>689083111
>>689083222
Back to back trips chrcked
>>689085497
I don't need to. School is easy. That's why it doesn't prepare you for life and shit
>>689085424
11m in solids ay? Pretty nice pretty nice. I think he's trying to impress OP who needs 3k
>>689083687
timestamped statement
>>689085424
you too
>>689085676
If you had better education you would have better job. Better job= you'd be able to pay a 3k debt.
Take the beating, then demand they pay the much more expensive hospital bill after u subtract what you owe from the total.
Should work out fine.
>>689085692
>>689085746
Mostly real-state that yields me enough income to live comfortably (~$12k monthly).
It would be worth much more if I invested to remodel it, which is in the plans, but requires a lot of capital investment.
>>689085921
I don't even have a job yet, still at college, you aren't very helpful sir
>>689077989
Run
>>689085978
>>689078973
Pretty much my plan with some juice on it. I like it good call.
>>689085676
So why are you there?
>>689085746
Even if this guy had 11M in assets, he probably isn't going to have a "statement" that shows 11M on one line. It would be pages of shit
>>689086116
Hmmm well At least I gave it a whack.
>>689085978
Lol dis
>>689083687
In your house you turd. I've got about $8k.
PS Don't brag about 100k, it just makes you look stupid. People spend that on a car.
>>689082972
Trust me, once that interest rate racks the 3k into a juicy sum theyl come knocking
>>689086258
This. Even if I showed you all the property papers you wouldn't really be able to value it.
>>689086116
Honestly I'd rather owe someone who doesn't wanna break my knee caps that you apparently don't have because you have no legs so I would get a loan from someone who as previously stated who won't break your non-existing knee caps
>>689085424
>>689085746
I have a better idea. Send me 3k through bitcoins to prove you are a richfag and I will timestamp it for you
>>689086239
because parents
>>689086493
So then how did you Value it at 11m?
>>689081167
haha you got fkn pwnt fgt
Tell us why you owe the debt or fuck off.
Do they deserve the Money OP?
If Yes Pay or kill yourself ...
If No kill them and Pay yourself!
>>689086801
He's a scrubby bum
>>689086642
>still under parents guide even though you're an adult and disagree
>asking us and not them
Come on OP...WHY do you owe it?
>>689086851
I won't because you won't believe me anyway.
>>689086883
I've tried, but isn't easy without any legs.
>>689077989
debt is an illusion. congratulations on managing to swindle 3k out of some thugs haha
>>689077989
https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=2m10s
>>689077989
,l;
>>689086960
For experimental leg implant testing.
>>689087013
Fuck this thread. Op is faget.
>>689077989
Really? 3k, I make that in less time it takes to tell you how poor you are
>>689087113
So instead of taking your legs...they're refusing to give them to you? Well played sir.
>>689087140
Donate please? Like $100?
paypal.me/starvia
>>689086696
I got an offer of $11M to buy a sizeable part of it. I figured they slightly overpriced since they could and would profit anyway (it was the vice president of my country wanting to make a large car store.)
I'm honestly not sure how much it's really worth, but I figured it was about 11M total since they wanted to buy about 85% of it for that about 5 years ago.
>>689086642
I don't use much bitcoins, only have about 50 bux worth of coins in my wallet.
>>689087140
Which is?
>>689087013
Melee Combat in the 21 Century OP really go to the Interwebs and build some Pipebombs...
>>689086960
They pay my education, food, gas. I didn't say I disagree with having a college degree, it just isn't a life problems solver.
>>689087292
Well through paypal?
>>689077989
If you cant come up with 3k then i hope they break your legs. Frankly I spent 3k on booze last night I wipe my ass with that money.
>>689087292
What country?
>>689087270
I got the short straw in life indeed.
>>689087578
I don't use paypal either, them fuckers don't have proper account support in my country.
>>689087645
It's in South America, but not one of the ones currently on the brink of civil war.
>>689087270
It was testing they never had legs for me to take in the first place.
>>689087838
>>689087645
You know what, let's make it a game, whoever guesses my country gets $5 in bitcoins.
Better get your map out, OP.
>>689087838
So boliva? Because their used to sucking.
>>689086486
Second this. You won't get be able to live in any property without them getting that info linked with your SSN
>>689088065
If someone guesses without a bitcoin address I won't count their post.
>>689077989
fuck them up b4 they fuck me up
>>689088280
Just give it to OP, I mean come on the guy doesn't even have legs.
>>689088410
Fine, OP post your bitcoin address.
>>689088130
First guess is correct.
>>689079097
22yo college student here with $4500 saved.
It's not much but at least I'm doing better than you.
>>689088360
What if you can't BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE FUCKING LEGS?????
>>689077989
Owe $3000 american pesos, kek nigga try adulting and get a mortgage and vehicle.
>>689088566
Well help a leg less guy out he needs 3000 of it.
>>689088532
Love those Bolivian hats man keep up the good work.
>>689088613
Then your dead already. Make a few of these and place them in places they will walk over.
>>689089054
Thanks man, I just got 2 of them from my trip to Uyuni. They warm up my head real good.
>>689089100
Thanks Tony Stark, I will.
Bump
>>689089215
A few of those little babys will easily render multiple attackers crippled or dead. May as well be planting claymore mines in their path. Or you could just let them stomp your legless ass to death.
>>689090066
I took over as OP about a quarter way through the thread so I think they already did. Mission accomplished were oscar mike.
>>689090458
Sad was hoping he would web cam the ass beating they give him. I was going to make popcorn and everything.
>>689090701
Would of been a show for sure lets hope somewhere out their the Greek gods of magicness are watching and make it happen regardless, and then one day in the near future it winds up on liveleak or something
>>pastebin
>>jk5M7eF5
Do it richfag
>>689091113
* there ( I'm a cocksucker)
søkk dikks.. fæggåt!!
>>689091165
You do it, poorfag
>>689090458
wow you are such a troll
>>689091441
You were just as responsible for this as me. Can't help it that people kept calling me OP plus I guess boliva even before I knew he was giving away the bitcoin, would of collected (or tried at least) but don't have an account ( or one I would put on here at least)
>>689077989
you won't get killed over 3k though, unless you're doing business with niggers of course
>>689077989
kill them. Their lives arent worth that much.
I owed the army more than that, the only thing keeping me from going columbine on that post was my post 911 gi bill.
Fuck this country, fuck the liberals in it, and fuck black jesus in the white house.
>>689091441
And your a beggar faggot.
Probably work doubles sucking cocks in the Olive Garden mens room.
>>689091328
føkking poorfægg
>>689091973
All criminals are niggers anon.
>>689092025
How and why did you owe the army? Honestly wanna know because that's fucked. And I've heard about it before but that was navy and because they accidentally paid too much if I remember correctly.
pro tip.. pay them back!!
at least you don't owe the bank... they fucking torture you, so be happy!
>>689092113
Again, how much each go?
>>689092114
Fucking douche.
>>689091165
>jk5M7eF5
Done, enjoy.
>>689077989
start sucking
>>689092509
Hey I'm the one who got it right. I'm happy you payed up, that's what I call honorable.
>>689092701
Hey, Bolivians keep their word.
No wait, that's not true. This Bolivian keeps his word.
>>689077989
Start sucking dicks for a nickle. After 60,000 mouthfuls of jizz, you'll be able to pay them back.
>>689092701
I just don't have an account but anywho I hope whoever you paid needs it. Did my charity for the day.
>>689092930
Finally, someone put a price on DAT ASS
>>689077989
Well, I would pay them $3000.
If I couldn't afford to though, I'd find them and beat the living shit out of them so they don't get to me first.
Maybe you deserve to get beat up though, don't borrow money from anyone if you can't pay them back.
>>689093518
/thread
Pickpocket a ton of people, obviously
>>689088956
Fuck off, I worked 2 days a week for 4 months for that.
>>689092509
shit man, you actually did it.
$295 to go
>>689079097
I have about 20k in the bank, it's because I have a job
>>689093957
Nope>>689078973
8th post down option was already givin.
>>689094093
Your privileged, you have legs, you don't need it.
Who else is down to giving a crippled student debtor $5? if you 210 posters give me $5 I'd be already 1/3 of the way of saving my legless ass.
>>689094467
Well you should go to the bank and withdrawal about $500 of that and help a leg less /b/ro out.
>>689077989
pay them because I have more than that in my bank account right now
>>689094938
I got Bolivia right so my $5 has been given. Same goes for the 11 million dollar man. Gonna need a new thread though.
>>689080118
>Watch your tone
Kek. Because you're going to do something about it faggot.
>>689095691
As the 11 million dollar man put the $5 on the line for guessing the country in which he resides. ( which was easy by the way )
OP do this to survive bro.
>Steal a machete from your local outdoor store and sharpen the shit out of it.
>Conceal it in ur jacket or some shit.
>Arrange the meet in a public place, like a restaurant so he can't just kidnap you.
>When his back is turned pull it out and go at his neck(use both hands for maximum cutting power).
>Cut that fucker's head off and you'll be golden.
After you might want to leave town. Try jumping on a freight train, or getting a taxi and ditching him at a train line. Better yet just carjack someone when they go to put their groceries away at the mall. If you live on the coast, try to steal a boat.
>>689095691
well yeah, thanks for that man
>>689095719
I know that guys literally a belligerent retard.
>>689079097
>not having $3000 in your bank account
>>689094733
Then grow some???
>>689095927
Leaving on a freight train? Isn't there a song about that?
>>689080118
>watch your tone
Now I feel young after reading this.
I can tell your older then me
Im guessing just turned 40
>>689095691
>11 million dollar man
dunno why but I kekd
>>689095950
No need to thank me, I would absolutely lose it if I didn't have legs.
>>689077989
An AK-47 costs about 350 dollars where I live. That's less than 3000 so I'd buy that and fuck up the people coming to fuck me up.
>>689096197
Don't have a pig, don't have a human liver, so how would I go about getting a cellular matrix of a re-growing organ?
>>689096234
Hobos do it all the fucking time, why not? It's free and goes interstate. Be sure to bring a sleeping bag or a blanket. Can't arrest someone for a crime committed in another state. God bless this legal system!
>>689089100
This amuses it more than it should
>>689096290
He's Bolivian so it's alright.
>>689096290
I'm the Bolivian 11 million dollar man who gave $5 for guessing Bolivia.
Ask me anything.
>>689096447
Be sure to wear socks when handling the ammo.
Also don't throw mags down if you're not wearing gloves. Gloves make you look sus.
>>689096447
Damn an AK is $200 over here. Then again I'm in the land of the fat.
>>689087140
I need money as well i owe a ton to my mortgage company. If you want to fine if not thats okay. Paypal
[email protected]
>>689096447
Is that the paki version of Carlton?
>>689096634
Legs are not organs.
Idk it's your problem, you figure it out.
>>689096744
Why because the force of the ammunition is just enough to blow away the foot but not kill?
>>689097152
You have legs so GET A JOB BUM quit being a leech.
>>689087578
My point is you sound like a whiner OP. who probably spent a book/grant check that needs to be reimbursed. I've met scum like you.
>>689097547
The ingenuity and all of its failures,
since there is no stock and person to counteract the force,
the force will be almost equal both directions,
the force won't be lethal at all,
the pipe is clearly cut but not long enough,
and may explode.
>>689097449
You need a re-growing organs cellular matrix to re grow limbs. But yes it is my problem and on top of that I owe 3k. If you didn't know about cellular matrix and re-growing limbs before then donate to said account. I have more knowledge to share.
>>689098077
you're wrong man, I'm not that of a great person either, it's just not what you think
>>689098417
Well then? Start unsounding like a privileged shit.
>>689098636
Why the fuck do you care? If my bitcoin wallet goes up to $100 I'll post video eating my own cum or smth liek that
>>689098083
The ground will counter-react the force just enough to push pressure upward, maybe not by much but enough to cause more damage. it is no where near perfect but for Christ's sake it's a mouse trap And the price and accessibility makes up for it
>>689098861
>the exact reason I care
Dance for it slut
>>689080464
leave the state
/thread
>>689077989
gang people cus if its just some people and they cumin after you then get a weapon and beat ass if gang run or killself or pay monye
>>689083829
Obviously you wouldn't pay him back and then he'd have to fuck you up.
>>689084389
Das a ferret mang.
>>689099217
obviously, is just a figure of speech, but he's fucking rich, so throwing 3k to the trash wouldn't be a problem
>>689098636
Yeah man? Im agian having your legs blown off? Then tell me oh privileged you are you little shit.
>>689079359
>having that much money lying around your house and not your safe house for when the fbi catch you for having cp and illegal quads
you really are a fucking retard, aren't you?
>>689077989
tell them you dont have 3g's but you do a perticular set of skillz that would be benefincial to to them and procreed to pay off your debt by fucking other people up for them
>>689098636
**Imagine
God damn auto correct
>>689099016
It would be hard to dance without legs. Wouldn't dumbass?
>>689099113
You're a douche
/thread.
>>689099691
Get over yourself. My medhold mate had just as many limbs as you and carried me on bad days. You're on fucking b, kid.
>>689077989
Pay it back. Yeah it might not be that simple but it's sometimes the path of most resistance you have to take.
>>689100193
Did your medhold owe $3000? Was your medholds life on the line?
>>689100848
>is there any imaginable situation I can come up with where your life is forfeit for $3000 and the bulk of your plan is to ask /b/
>bonus round: and you aren't a nigger?
>>689101175
that's not OP, so the nigger is u
>>689101175
Nope, just a leg less college student whose drawn the short straw in life.
>>689101280
No I'm OP, be he still is nigger
>>689101481
No I'm op, but you are nigger
>>689101403
Bro you are a short straw. Try all that guilt tripping in real life. Hip queers eat that shit up.
>>689087140
Help a bro with 72$ PayPal is [email protected] im poor lmao
>>689087140
Yeah, I can use paint too man.
>>689101664
If people eat that up and give how would said mindset be such a short straw?
>>689101731
Can't even do the dollar sign right. You deserve nothing. Go to school learn something you BUM!!!!!
>>689101895
Finga paintings a blast, right boss?
>>689102044
Because you're playing it here. Where no one cares. Meaning you're starting to believe your own crap which is obviously an unhealthy mindset.
Get someone to video you doing something somewhere being all handicapable. $3K is peanuts
>>689101481
Hi I'm OP, and I lie and say in leg less for digital cash.
>>689077989
get a lethal weapon and be ready to die, hopefully taking out as many of them as you can
>>689102420
So good plan wrong place, yeah I know it's a catalyst I couldn't think of anything else and needed a starting point.
>>689079999
>>689102433
Quads don't lie, faggot
>>689102741
>when you want something, submit
Well that's nice. Anyway there's my valid suggestion right up there.
>>689102420
If 3k is peanuts then make a donation, $5 isn't too demanding for someone who doesn't have legs that just wants to live a life where he doesn't have to look over his shoulder
>>689102420
How fucking stupid are you? 420 blz it faggot
>>689103110
Holy shit you were almost a normal person. I look over my shoulder every day. Kys.
>>689102959
So you're a loser?
>>689103287
>not as dumb as you look
>>689096866
La Paz or Santa Cruz?
>>689103471
Anything is better than jew.
>>689103409
Yeah but when you poop you can left yourself from toilet as when I poop I can not. It's the little things when you don't have legs
>>689103700
So I'm better then you.
>>689103811
>can poop in probaly 11 more positions
>complains
Contemplate not being able to do even that yourself. That's you when you get older. Someone will probably hate you for being old and tell you its your fault for shit.
>>689103907
I have never seen you this desperate friend. I am flattered.
>>689104378
Well would you rather be Jew ( still kinda human) or dirt grub ( you )
>>689104789
Define dirt grub?
>as unbiased as possible
Oh, and
>still kinda human
Shalom there fella
>>689103811
fucking faggot. I was born without limbs and I can shit in like 5 different positions. I'm posting this with my dick
>>689103700
I call that you are Jew.
>>689105025
A grub, which is an insect, that lives in dirt.
>>689105079
>call
Are you psuegoindellectal?
>>689105053
The cock is a terrible thing to waste.
>>689105329
Sometimes
>>689105201
Grub. The earth itself is relatively unexplored and there is a bunch of gold down there that I can use as protection shekels.
>checkmate
>>689077989
have you considered selling a kidney?
>>689094093
what you do?
>>689105868
Somewhere, in heaven I assume there is a painting, that is of you surfing, an up close shot but 45 degree angle. It's humors.
