I matched a bunch of dudes on Twitter. Dubs decides what I say
Im only attracted to men that can fit their dick in their ass, does this sound like you? If so send pics
>>689066729
Sorry, meant Tinder. I matched a bunch of dudes on tinder
never heard of elijah wood? what a fag
>>689066965
Roll
>>689066965
Rolly
>>689066965
>roll
Hmm, no reply. New victim?
>>689066965
Rolls
>>689066729
Do you have dog? I want thressome with you and your dog please.
>>689066965
>rollz
>>689066965
Rull
Can you fit a 14-Inch dildo in your urethra, balls deep? Send pics if yes
>>689068200
I already did this one
>>689068236
KEK ROLLING
bump for interest
>>689068236
roll
>>689068329
Fuck you delivar and do it again
>>689068868
Roll
>>689068868
Fair enough bb
>>689068236
rollarino
>>689068868
>Roll
>>689068991
Thanks op
>>689069097
I want you to rest your ballsack on my nose and roll your balls over my eyes in slow circular motions while rapping to Thomas the Dank Engine.
can you bungle my dinglefroot
>>689069122
cheecked mein nooger
>>689066729
i just want you to know that i'm dtf. my uncles used to molest me so i bet you i can teach you things you can't even imagine. i just want you to defile me while i call you uncle.
>>689069097
Starts chat with a pic then says he can't send pics :p fags are so smart.
>>689068236
This
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>689069947
kek
are you into role playing? i was thinking you could pretend to be a gorilla while i pretend to be a scarred little child. throw and drag me around a bit, we fuck for a while and right before we climax i punch you in the side of the head simulating a bullets impact.
I love you
DE VITIIS EGO DEUS AD TE!
BENEDICTUS VOLUMINE!
ET SACRIFICIUM VITIIS MEUS AD TE VANIAT TRIBUO TRIPS SUPER ANIMA!
Now pray to your fucking gods, Faggot
>>689070127
First three are mine :)
>>689070328
Kek. Roll
>>689066729
But anyways, fuck it. What's been up, man? How's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm about to be a father! If I have a daughter, guess what I'm gonna call her? I'm going to name her "Bonnie."
>>689070328
Roll
>>689070457
Roll
>>689069626
that's a fuckin gif and the app has those there as default, dumbass.
>>689070251
roll dis
I actually think Trump would be a great president.
>>689070604
Benedicat puerum cum vitiis, Deus cordis adepto omnipotens DUBSICUS!
>>689070604
Now roll, child.
You have been blessed.
>>689070484
jimmy
>>689070844
dis
>>689070860
divine / satanic roll
>>689070982
Mike
>>689070844
winrarz
I like to remove my dingleberries and eat them together with a bit of cheese and some red wine. You have to try it sometimes
>>689071061
DEUS vitiis quoniam fallit nos! Deus cordis gets, TRIPULSOR omnipotens, da UK a get;
>>689071242
Rolling stones
Hey! thank you for participating in this little experiment. As you can see answers were not mine but a bunch of anonymous were taking the wheel instead. Get more information at
>>689066729
Before my uncles molested me I lost my virginity to my family dog. Haven't had a cock satisfy me yet like doggo's
I have a hairy armpit fetish where I slide the hairs between my teeth. How long is your armpit hair?
>>689071476
Rolld
>>689071446
ROlling
You into squirters? Causr im a mutha fuckin fountain
>>689071476
Rulll
Hitler did nothing wrong, wish I could have fucked him.
>>689071476
Just keep on
Rollingrollingrolling oh
>>689071476
>roll
>>689071279
ROFL if he agrees say sorry I can't fuck a retard and next
>>689071279
Fucking kek.
If get, send this "Are you HIV positive? I've always wanted to be a bug catcher. The last ten guys I've been with said they were positive, but I'm not sure it took. When do I get to meet your parenrs?"
>>689071476
Role
>>689071785
Roll
>>689071799
Yuss, four dubs one thread
i read an story on ISIS and how they use mentally challenged children for suicide bombings. Honestly, i think we could learn a lot from ISIS. They understand that retards are the downfall of any society so they figured a way to "fix" their little problem.
>>689071368
trips get?
if so
slide a 24-inch dildo up the vacant hole where my eye used to be dad
>>689071799
Kek. Sorry Angelo, not so beautiful after all
>>689071785
Rollio
Rip op dead
>>689071785
Roll for this.
>>689072100
Doubles
fucking deliver op
>>689072100
Angelo has given up
I'm actually trap. Here's my cock.
>>689072267
I have been delivering, dude, what are you talking about
Do you have a friend that wants to join in? I have a glass eye that I can take out so you can both fuck my face at the same time. Or we can just do whatever lame as shit your in to.
>>689072378
Don't listen to him op, summer fags, I swear
New blood? This guy is 50, I want to see what it takes to drive him off
>>689072507
You're cute
>>689072459
Rollin
Are you down to have a threesome with me and my little sister? She's like 12 but I taught her well.
>>689072583
Roll
>>689072507
My feminine penis
>>689072583
>Roll
>>689072507
nothin, just lying here on my bed.
>>689072618
Roll
>>689072630
"To answer your question,
>>689072507
Hey baby, you got a dick big enough to please me?
>>689072618
Roll
>>689072611
>>689072700
Winrar
>>689072618
Reroll
>>689072778
>>689071589
ONE OFF EVERYTIME FUCK MY ASSHOLE
Would you mind cleaning out my yeast infection with your mouth? It's sooo itchy lol
>>689072898
Ill put my fist so far in your ass you'd think I was a ventriloquist
Top kek
Though I'd you mean what's literally up does my Feminine Penis count?
>>689073006
Roll
>>689072583
Rollz
>>689073041
Uranus baby
>>689073067
*If
>>689073006
Reroll
>>689073041
my whore moms vagina, but i grew up in wisconson.
>>689073119
WHYY CANT I GET FUCKING GETS AGH IM KILLING MYSELF
>>689073244
get
>>689073133
Gross. Fine
Im down to fuck you but first you have to do me one huge favor. Suck my friends dick.
Can you dress up as a little kid and can I dress like a gangsta nigga granny Uber driver and you pretend rape me in the car?
>>689073284
come on you niggers lets mind fuck some asshole and not scare him off in three replies FFS
>>689073328
Rerorr ching chong chong ching chong ching chong
>>689073421
OP, sounds fun
give us some fresh meat OP and lets try to make him think he is getting some ass or some other twisted shit please
>>689073421
You make one and get a legitinate b8 session going then. Start off and let anons roll
>>689073475
Eggin
How does this picture make you feel?
I'm amazed at the lack of "tits or gtfo"
>>689073597
I don't do tinder fgt im 42 old as dirt
Youre gonna get stripped down for they earrings and bangles
and when I rock you and drop you I'm taking your door knockers
And if your resistant baka! baka! baka!
>>689073641
Its obv a fake girl account retard
>>689073727
Well no shit faggot thats why you make a fake account
>>689073557
Working on finding fresh meat right now
>>689072507
You wanna sniff the cocaine inside my hairy asshole?
Fresh meat. Don't fuck it up
>>689074033
Just playing with my butthole wbu?
Alright fine lets just trade nudes or whatever.
>>689073864
at 42 I barely know 4chan let alone making some fake account on tinder
Taking a shit xD
>>689074033
Take that fucking fedora off you white trash
Splurching
Like fapping but for girls
>>689074033
is that a fedora? I think they are so cute and guys who wear them are cute too :)
>>689074177
Goddammit
>>689074177
Weenrawr
Fuck is that a tapeworm
Shit
>>689074170
You suck.
>>689074381
Rolling
>>689074254
Onbytwoskywalker.pjeg
>>689074355
I hate you
>>689067767
holy shit what a faggy pick up line
is he looking for a girl to meet his parents as a cover for his black male lover?
>>689074033
I have never fooled around much before, I need someone to teach me stuff, I've always wondered what having a stiff cock in my mouth felt like
Wanna come over to my place and watch some movies?
>>689074434
thank you
>>689074324
I live in my own personal sex dungeon, wanna come over? Netflix and chill? Something casual? Handcuffs? ;)
>>689074510
Rate my poop
>>689074500
Edited it a little so it would make sense
>>689074510
how big is your dick, do you like having it sucked?
>>689074673
This
>>689074355
Winrar
Also rolling for
*Winks and slowly takes off clothes, pressing my breasts against you*
Let's see how cringey this guy can be
>>689074699
Kek
>>689074699
Thisssss one
>>689074699
No pics allowed on tinder, otherwise I would
>>689074699
Anon is on fire.
>>689074699
sold 8/10 nice texture and girth, well done, I'm proud of you anon
>>689074874
Get him to switch to kik
>>689074778
WAKE ME UP
SECOND OFFBYONE TRIPS THIS HOUR
>>689074170
damn you 42 gril? thought ive would seen it all here
>>689074009
roll get
>>689074955
Guess you gotta say this now, OP
>>689074778
Rolling for this
>>689075020
nah ima neckbeard sorry to disappoint
>>689074778
R3r011
H4x3r h3r3, 574y m1g m4h n0085
hehe it's all good. Are you into cosplay? couple weeks ago I had this cosplay party with some friends, I dressed up as Trump and my friend dressed up a mexican illegal so I fucked him in the butt.
You look pretty cute. You're not a Greek are you?
>>689075216
dis
So are you into fandoms at all? I love Homestuck xDD
>>689075162
M1g 4nd 50 m07h3rfuck1n9 d4nk
>>689075216
rawllin
>>689075291
have you ever eaten nigger pussy?
>>689075291
Send him the poop pic on kik
>>689075216
get
>>689075291
Doing both at the same time is best..... I like to shit on your face as well (heh) :x
You look kind of like my dad. It's sexy ;)
I like rubbing my shit into myself xD
What are your thoughts on smegma
>>689075364
>>689075473
Say both of these
How about we do some roleplay until we can do this in real life?
Hopefully we can meet up in less than a week
If dubs only accept cringey rp answers after this
>>689075508
get
>>689075473
Reroll
Well meow meow Mr. Poopballs
>>689075434
PLEASE DO THIS OP
>>689075554
FIRST TWO MISSED TRIPS AND NOW A QUADS?
BLASPHEMY!
>>689075612
Come on just rate it. I worked on that one all week.
>>689075687
OFF
F
F
BY
Y
ONE
N
E
>>689074033
Not sure if i want to go out, or stay in ;)
>>689075612
Now your turn but with that deyack
>>689075612
imagine what i can fit up my ass seeing as that came out of it, what are you packing? will you cum deep inside my shibox?
Would you eat it? I would fucking love that if you did
>>689075787
Sorry I'm really weird xD RAWR ^0^
Wanna trade dick pics? Don't worry it's a feminine penis, it won't be Gay.
>>689076017
Roll
my asshole need help i think i blew out my o ring , my uncle used to fuck me a lot when i was like 6
I used to sit outside the bathroom while my dad was shitting and rub myself *blushes*
>>689076017
Reroll
This guy wants it bad
see if any nigger can beat that turd! pro tip: they can't!
>>689076023
Rerorr Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Ming and a
>>689075787
What does yours look like?
>>689076017
Roll
>>689076023
Wewoww
>>689076123
guess that's what you need family for!
>>689066965
>Roll
Hehe :3 Can you poop for me? And send a pic?
>>689076255
FINALLY
>>689076123
Show me the goods, Don. I showed you my fetish. I wanna know what I'm workin with here.
>>689076123
Send me your cock bub
>>689066965
Rollin
>>689076198
Roll
Can I call you Papa John?
>>689066965
>rollin
>>689076017
Roll
>>689076389
is your cock nice and pink? i want to tongue fuck your peehole pretty please bb
>>689066965
Rolio
>>689076445
FUCKINROLL
>>689076462
Roll
>>689066965
Rowl
>>689076566
>>689076566
Maybe I can save this by offering a nude
>>689076665
Now you know how I feel
>>689076605
roll
>>689074510
I'm dying
>>689076665
One off
>>689076754
I'm confused by Don...
Sometimes I wear a diaper so I can sit in my own shit. It feels so nice and squishy. It really turns me on.
>>689076754
Go for it
im going to stab justin bieber on the 6th of july
>>689076772
Damn nigga
>>689076933
win
>>689076913
Don, don't be a faggot. Nobody has to know.
>>689067039
Not everybody worships Hobbits you stuck up cunt.
>>689076933
Kek
>>689077119
this
>>689076933
Jesus
>>689076913
I'm not a guy
I'm just a girl with a feminine penis
I found your name written on the window of a bus. It said you were "down for anything", is this not true?
>>689077199
>>689076933
Winrar
>>689077262
i am female my friend got my phone and was fucking with you, truth be told my tongue was in her asshole at the time, but for reaals I am female
>>689077496
KEK
Jesus Christ
>>689077496
Would you like to take a whiff?
>>689072768
>or we can just do whatever lame shit ur into
Holyshit I'm dead.
>>689077496
top
kek
>>689077777
Holy shit
>>689077777
holy shit
>>689077777
checked!
>>689077777
HOLY SHIT JACKPOT
>>689077911
Not responding anymore
>>689077777
geeeeeet
>>689077911
9/11 get
hey sexy i will tickle ur pickle 4 a nickel
The Jews did 9/11
New blood? Help me catfish
