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>>689034921
my name is ahmed
>>689034921
OP is a nigger
>>689034921
being white docent matter
I have a respectable job
>>689035195
good spelling nigger
Because i just got dubs
I can´t talk with any woman for more than 10 seconds
I'm out of shape
My penis is small
I'm a virgin
I play video games all day
I browse /pol/ and /b/ all day
Never been to jail.
>>689035788
I've eaten lumpy green snot salad
I fuck my cousin
>>689034921
OJ killed those people
>>689034921
I think I'll take a day off from work to go get color added to my coy tattoo.
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>>689034921
I never shoplifted
I have a job
I pay my bills
Policemen politely salute me
Also my grandfather call me an Aryan and gives me swastika cookies
I know all the words to the "American Pie" song.
I have custody of my son.
I like metal, punk, and old country.
I don't like watermelon.
I'm reading Der Antichrist as I post this.
>>689037176
WTF
>>689037176
No way ! Wow a wild cuck appeared
>>689034921
That's the Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr.
i listen to death grips and am 16
>>689034921
I like metal, I've always paid my taxes, and my girlfriends always cheat on me with black dudes.
>>689034921
I fix computers in a bathrobe.
I read books
>>689037714
That mormon moron...kek
>>689037714
The All American Prophet.
>>689034921
My credit score is over 800
>>689034921
i'm don't like watermelon
I know my father
>>689037781
Enjoy your ban, kiddo.
>>689037925
>>689037973
Am Mormon. :)
>>689037176
>Anonymous
"I'm an Anonymous fag and now we censor"
>>689038026
kys...watermelons good
>>689036951
Coy or koi?
>>689034921
Got stopped by a cop and didn't get shot. Walked into a gas station, and didn't rob it. I suck at basketball. Not sure how much whiter I can be.
I don't need to run from every policeman I see.
>>689034921
If someone looks at me for more than five seconds I don't get offended.
>>689034921
Op is a fucking nigger.
>>689034921
I'm posting from my company issued laptop in my personal vehicle that is paid off and still has a resale value over $3,000
>>689037522
Don't forget Zarathustra
>>689034921
>>689038323
you got some nigger in you...i' ve never been stopped by a cop
>>689034921
I am going to a baseball game with my father this evening.
>>689038211
you mean moron
>>689035673
Nigger
>>689034921
A black man is fucking my wife and I'm cleaning it up with my tongue as I type this.
100% WHITE.
I can drive with illegally tinted windows and no front license plate.
>>689035788
White
>>689035553
nigger
but i did
check em
I am not afraid of dogs or swimming
>>689037176
>Implying Anonymous works to censor anything, no matter how offensive
>Implying any self-respecting member of Anonymous would rather work with the JIDF than commit suicide
>Implying I'm not a complete faggot for taking such obvious bait
>>689038313
Idk, I'm white not chink.
I eat sunchips and have a dad.
>>689037401
Who the hell doesn't like watermelon??
>>689037522
deutscher? have you read Kritik der reinen vernunft and some of schoppenhauer as well?
I taught my cat to ride on my bicycle with me
I speak intelligent and fluent English
I'm only half white though
the other half is curry nigger
>>689037176
>the jewish internet defence force
kek
>>689038562
Loading "success.exe" ... 65% complete
i'm normal on the outside
>>689038933
>>689038349
>just some
>the ones that see you
Found you, nigger.
>>689038933
I didn't know white=stupid : (
I go to school. Well, teaching myself system administration, but that requires the ability to read.
>>689034921
The cops have let me go before.
l have never been shot at.
>>689037176
nice try haxxor
I grew up with a father.
>>689038790
White
>>689034921
My name is jacob
>>689034921
I`m from Argentina
>>689035673
Winrar
>>689038992
Nigga you could be gay.
>>689037522
>l'm reading
definitely white
>>689039348
shitskin fuck off
I'm not white
>>689036623
don't be mad, nigger
My family supported me as a child and now I am learning to support them as an adult.
Im going to my cottage next week.
I have black friends who have said to me 'your so white' because I listen to RHCP and wear blue jeans.
>>689039348
>>689039253
seriously wtf am i being hacked?
>>689039357
Backup nigger
>>689034921
my parents pay for all my shit
i have known my father my entire life and i can drive a car
At university
Not in debt
Average sized penis
Never been in prison
Don't like watermelon
Don't like kool-aid
Don't pick cotton
Have normal sized lips
English first language
>>689035195
Hey look! A white person!
#ThingsWhitePeopleSay
>>689038211
I'm ex mormon.
It's a fucking blood oath you made in the temple man. I've spoken to current recommend holders that admit it. They changed shit loads in the early 90's. But the symbology they do with the hands are still there.
Your making the sign that your guts will be cut out with your left hand and cought with your right.
They only got rid of the verbiage.
Celestial, Terestrial, and Terestrial.
Sun, moon, star. It's Satanic symbology.
Joe was a high order freemason. Couldn't find a state prez who would deny that.
FYI, I was a missionary. Got out soon as I realized it's a little too culty for me. Lost my family as you would expect.
But if you didn't already care enough to know your background you would have left already. Mormonism is a stinking pile of shit.
Their perfectly fine with keeping blacks out of the Holy temples and ordinances until it was politically expedient. Their not prophets their businessman. And your just another dumb sheep.
I think Erik Larson is a great author.
Wait, even better, I read.
>>689039460
>Talks about having black friends.
Most definitely white.
Am I white enough?
>>689034921
I drink Fiji bottled water
>>689039384
Is that like being a sexual nigger¿
>>689035195
Docent....wowwww waaaaa weeeeee..spicy meatball
>>689039485
Pretty sure those are the Falklands
I'm entitled to speak to the manager
>>689039684
shitskin
>>689039544
>>689039544
>>689039544
All lives matter
>>689034921
I know my father and have blond hair and blue eyes and really pale skin
>>689035788
My likelihood of being a serial killer--a sick demented fuck--is greater than that of other races.
>inserts picture of Dahmer in inmate attire to further destroy troll. Boom! Bitch! Get on yo knees and lick my balls!!!!
>>689037401
Fuck dude, even white people like watermelon
>>689039574
>normal size lips
You may pass smoothskin
I'm a cuckold to my wife that cheats on me with black men.
Yea, I'm white.
Heil Hittler!
>>689037522
Huns don't count as white
i dont like mayonaise
>>689039762
I'm a Serb you fuckhead.
>>689039014
>intelligent english
>intelligent
>english
im not voting for trump
>>689039445
>>689035673
>>699999999
>>689038970
this
holy shit watermelon is good for you.
that and activated almonds (I'm white, afterall)
>>689040110
>Serb
>white
leave Slavshit
>>689039707
You could be a gay fish.
I have never used the phrase " damn, my legz r getn ashy gin, who got dat oil of oil ley?"
I say "goodness gracious" and "geez"
>>689039743
White (woman)
>>689040368
Slavs are white you dumb gypsy. Dumb niggershit.
>>689039830
Jew
>>689040409
I concur, anon could be a gay fish.
Anon, do you like fish dicks?
>>689040063
White person with taste buds?
>>689039958
>sure buddy
Parents still give me money for my bday. Am 30 have job dont need money.
>>689040262
When niggers do it, it isn't news.
>>689034921
>>689040591
>>689039553
I'll make sure to keep a good ten yards away. By the way, there are other races and ethnicities beyond blacks--and I'm one of them. But I guess your bigot mind can only process so much reality.
>>689040928
Is true, but the niggers are very average news.
>>689040493
Dude, you don't have to lie. You can say that you're a nigger.
>>689040298
ACTIVATE!!
>>689039574
dont forget cuck
People look at me with high expectations
>>689034921
1. my parents founded a lutheran church...in a catholic neighborhood
2. we went to church with germans, scandinavians and one family from finland
3. i went to all white schools until high school and we had a transfer student...who was an oreo
4. i hate rap music, hip-hop everything
5. black lives don't matter to black people, else why would fathers abandon their children and why would mothers not know who the fathers of their children are?
6. it is difficult for me to understand many black people because they don't seem to understand how to speak english properly
7. i am a total WASP and thank god for that every day
8. my children are both blonde and blue-eyed
9. we volunteer at the food pantry and the health clinic and donate money to charity because we believe it's the right thing to do
10. i am thinking that white europeans are genetically smarter than most other people on the planet
11. even though i no longer am a true believer, i read the bible most every day (sigh)
Someone stole my bike.
>>689040555
>Slav
not white
>>689040987
Niggeredge faggot.
>>689041189
>People look at me with high expectations
Nigger expectations.
>>689034921
I have a computer
>>689037176
lol faggot>>IMAMASSIVEFAGGOT
People are alarmed when I commit a crime because of my social status, even if I am poor. They do not expect me to be violent, like the other races.
>>689041263
K Y S
Y
S
I have a job
I know who my father is
Never been arrested
My breath doesn't stink
I pay all my own bills
I know what contraception is
>>689034921
>>689035788
coool
>>689037714
he never existed
i on the other hand play mech warrior.
10000% white
>>689041287
>my
White
>>689034921
Good credit score
Well paying, steady job
Never been to jail
I know my father
I don't vote Democrat
I voluntarily engage in community service
>>689041404
Female?
>>689034921
Pull up to gas station, park then notice a couple of spooks in front store nig nogging it nig nog style. Put truck in reverse drive 100 miles to next gas station.
we can see me on night pictures
>>689041755
>100 miles in reverse
Wacky fuken honky
>>689041341
Be real anon, noone looks at a black person with high expectations
>>689037176
>>689041831
White
>>689037401
If you let niggers' love for watermelon and purple sugar water stop you from enjoying them then you've already lost.
I hold my breath when I pass by retards and spooks so I don't catch either one.
Job, degree, kids at home, know my kids names, no drugs, no arrest.
>>689041850
Robery and murder expectations, i want mean.
>>689041839
Thanks, proven white by this yard jockey lanter holder.
>>689038385
Whatchoo lookin at bro? BRA BRO...DAAWG...WHATCHOO, DAWWWGBRAAAOOOOOOO......chicken.
Fucking monkeys
I don't feel anxious when I see fellow citizens upholding the law of this country.
>>68903752
first two words were enough
>>689042057
>soft kek
>>689035673
I believe you.
Native German here
I love child rape and incest.
>>689035673
Asian as fuck
>>689042415
Rich white/poor black
Either way, faggot
>>689042415
Found the Nigger.
I'm massively obsessed with Undertale, League of Legends, coffee and girls I meet on the internet.
Wait, that's not why I'm white. That's why I'm 12.
>>689034921
I live in a black country
>>689042415
>implying pedophilia isn't even more rampant than homosexuality in the black community
>>689034921
I pay all my bills.
I know my son's name.
i have a real and greatful job
i have my own hause.
I never have problems whit the police.
And i love my wife so much.
>I'm educated
>I'm well-traveled (of my own volition and not through slavery)
>I'm well-read
>I wear sperry topsiders and other loafers
>I tip waiters and waitresses, and tip well (provided the service is good)
>I invest my money into stocks and bonds (as opposed to Jordans and fake gold jewelry)
>I drive a car I can afford that's nice but not too nice (one with stock rims that are of practical size and stay stationary when stopped)
>I have never been arrested and am generally a law-abiding citizen
>when I do find myself in some legal trouble, I call my actual attorney (as opposed to threatening to call a non-existent "my attorney")
>I enjoy the beach and can swim
>I am kind, quiet, polite, and respectful to others
>I appreciate fine wine (as opposed to Hennessy or Tanqueray)
... what more can I say? I'm white
>>689042415
Nig nogn hard with this one, you can smell the baby powder.
>>689037176
So is it alright if we only post hate on blacks and muslims?
>>689036926
Im on /b/
>>689042641
You tried this like three times, nigger.
>>689034921
i fuck my redneck sister.
>>689040555
Buraze, pola nas imamo malo turskog u sebi
I have an IQ of 148 and I'm wasting my time on 4chan rather than studying like an asian.
>>689041345
>I have a computer
This isn't 1996
>>689042701
You are also a tool. Congrats
>>689034921
Im friends with the police
>>689042901
Why i just want to prove my point
>>689042926
Medal recipient
>>689041315
Fuck off Turkshit. Serbs are white. Slavs are white. Whiter than you shitty Arabic cucks.
>>689037176
>>689042701
I do most of these things, and I'm not white
>>689043107
Post pic of squatting in a tracksuit in the snow and we'll believe you.
>>689042719
>>689034921
I have a good credit score and am not afraid of the cops. Proof enough?
>>689034921
I look forward to the weekend because that's when I don't have to go to work.
>>689043014
>12yo
I don't have a bike anymore.
People don't cross the street when they see me coming
>>689043283
Well sir congratulations, MOST coincides with why you are not white.
>>689043074
Butthurt 'cause you're an uneducated, unsophisticated, uncivilized, unhappy waste of black space, huh? Sucks...
>>689038992
Does it also steal bikes with you, nigger?
>>689043499
Kek it's true
Also, check'd
>>689034921
the word "responsibility" doesnt make my skin burn like a vampire in sunlight
>>689043655
Re-checked before wrecked
I'm a vegetarian.
I don't care for kool-aid or similar sugary beverages.
I don't drink alcohol or do any drugs.
I'm friendly with police.
I'm enrolled in college and I've yet to drop out due to pregnancy, children, or money problems.
>I can say "thanks for the warning officer"
>i grew up with my father in the home, and he's still married to my mom
>i realized i wasn't gonna make it through college and couldn't get a minority scholarship
>instead of mooching off welfare i learned a trade and went to work
>>689039022
do you shit outside?
>>689034921
I'm going to college
i say nigger on the internet
>>689043561
Afraid I might be right faggot? Why don't you go lay on the sand and pop your nose up.
>I passed swim quals on my first attempt
>I can be trusted to own a car
>I know stereos are basically worthless
Toot toot, fuck off. Tool
>>689043806
Whoa whoa whoa!
Hey now, easy there buddy. Not saying you aren't white, but plenty of black people go to college.
We'll determine whether you're white or not once we see you walk that stage and take that diploma.
>>689044184
>athletes
>>689044106
I can smell the butthurt nigger stink coming off you all the way from over here!
>shhhhhieeeet
>>689044345
The hurt is all yours friend.
>>689044304
Went to school with plenty of black college athletes. Actually, went to school with a huge minority population, mostly black.
Curiously, the vast majority of them were absent on graduation day. Go figure!
In fact, I can't recall one black graduate. I'm sure there must have been ONE at least, but I seriously can't remember seeing one.
>>689043722
gay white?
>>689034921
I know my dad
>>689044619
>the bubba gumps who go through on sports scholarships don't have to show up that day because everyone knows they wouldn't anyway
>>689044475
>whaaa! whaaa!
>ooga booga!
That's you. That's what you probably sound like, my niggery /b/ro
Stop being all butthurt and enjoy the Caucasian celebration ITT
>>689044885
>>689044475
Jesus, you're both niggers. Now stop chimping out.
>>689044885
Shhh.
>>689038970
White people you dirty coon.
>>689045060
Kek
>>689045117
iiiiiiieeeet.
I dont have black skin
>>689039022
>Half white
Nice try buddy.
>>689045192
You. Are awesome
>>689045060
>look at me I'm reasonable and on /b/
Reddit is that way you faggot >
>>689045159
Maybe stupid white people. No even rednecks like watermelon. Huh...must just be a salty faggot.
>>689034921
not on welfare.
>>689045361
Nigger
I live in Utah...
>Family is mormon
>At least I'm not black
>>689043722
You're just a boring faggot, regardless of race
ANYONE WHO ISN'T AN ARYAN BLONDE HAIRED BLUED WHITE MALE AND AT LEAST 6'3 IS A FUCKING DEGENERATE NIGGER.
>>689045469
There's no karma to be found here you faggot. Go away!
>>689045444
Decent white people don't eat trash nigger food. No fried chicken, no grape drink. Definitely no watermelon. Get out of here with your trickery Jamal.
>>689045580
Aryan men are disguting tbh
>>689045645
Nigger
>>689045580
/Thread
Have a nice day officer.
>>689045580
>5' 8"
Haha nigger
>>689045691
>fruit
>trash
>educated
u wot m8
>>689045691
Nigger detected
I bought my bike
>>689034921
I'm from Argentina
>>689034921
I haven't got shot by the police when I got stopped on the freeway.
>>689046148
>on welfare
Nigger
I drive a BMW at 19 and know my father.
>>689034921
I let my black co worker fuck my wife.
>>689046222
Probably because it was a freeway, and you stopped. Dolt.
>>689046289
In all honesty probably black. Bros b4 hos amirite?
>>689046289
You're still a nigger
>>689046360
I had a dragon dildo buckled in the passenger seat.
>>689046539
>who doesn't own a dragon dildo
faggot are you serious?
>>689046517
>>689046470
Sheeeit
>>689046693
It had a heroine needle in the urethra....
>>689034921
I got a car loan with 0apr and I don't even have a credit score. I won't to college without studying and still got good grades. I only eat everything fresh not frozen and I smile alot
>>689046899
What the fuck am I reading.
>>689047075
Some made up bullshit on the Internet's buttcrack aka /b/
>>689046899
If you are serious 4chan law compels me to speak honestly:
Green text
>>689047282
Sorry, my life is not that interesting.
>>689034921
My name is Lucious
>>689046251
With money I earned from my job faggot
>>689037176
(((Anon))) is telling the truth, goys.
I browse 4chan
I am able to vote with my mind and not my skin color
>>689035673
winrar
>>689046182
Angentinian nigger.
GTFO, stupid latin-shoutamerican
Funny fact: all argentinians think are white, when are a fucking shitskinned people.
>>689045580
FML, I missed it by the hair. It was blond when I was young or in the sun for extended periods, but fuck that I don't wanna be outside, that's for niggers.
im not.
>>689047417
>selling drugs on foot
Nigger foggat
>>689037979
white confirmed
the hittle was right
>>689047589
Nig nog a nig to the nog.
I enjoy watermelon after fried chicken and sometimes both at the same time
I prefer white women instead of black
I have an 8 inch cock
Fuck the police
>>689037176
So.... you are a fucking jew's supporter.
"look at me i'm a jew protector, the jews suffer much in ww2, yes god bless me because i'm a jew's defensor.
Bullshit, asshole just kill yourself.
>>689038211
check'd
I was thinking of converting to mormonism. Really is a great religion.
>>689038790
not black at least
>>689048027
>12yo spotted
>>689047690
>>689047905
>foghat
>nettle
Cannot hold all these keks.
>>689038967
Get out of here you privileged Nigger
My wife has recently been over-estimating her upward stride when she rides me during intercourse.
>>689048028
>defensor
You remove fences, for jews?
>>689039390
Keep that racism out of 4chan. This is a website dedicated to good character and Egyptian & Chadian foot art.
>>689048458
You sick fuck. Leave
>>689039413
MochaMelanin*
>jews are to blame for furfags
>>689048944
dubs of truth
>>689048502
Must be Mexican, only people that don't want a fence
>>689048033
check'd
I clap when airplanes land.
>>689048644
>>689048944
Are you twins?
>>689049157
/thread
>>689049157
That just makes you a an ass not white
>>689048948
Letting people have interracial intercourse is to blaim for fewfags, along side the Jews.
If we didn't let our wemon fuck monkeys the men wouldn't feel the need to dress like animals.
