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Canada thread
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>>689034411
Fuck off with your snow and gay ass fires
Victoria BC here 250/778
Hows the weather up there?
anybody got 604/778 nudes?
>>689035340
im from vic but i do know a couple chicks from van 604 that i would love to see naked! where in the 604 r u?
>>689035639
delta
306 reporting in
26/m/Saskatoon
716-3517
Send me a text. Especially if you're a cute woman. I promise I'm not hideous.
>>689035702
you know a Maggie D?
>>689035639
got kik?
>>689034411
Would you say Canadians are good drivers, polite, and/or cheap? I live in Washington State near BC and have had several, um, negative experiences with Canadians.
>>689036301
705 peterborough m
>>689036406
Not OP but Canadians aren't that different from Americans really. Everyone is an individual.
>>689036406
I live in BC, near Washington state, and never had a positive experience with an american.
Rude, terrible drivers, and throw money they don't have a round out of petty pride.
>>689036301
not at the moment why?
>>689034411
905 hamilton. Ontario
Getting hammered on tequila with the wife tonight.
>>689036607
When I was younger I worked at a gas station. Americans always complained that everything was too expensive. Made me think Americans are cheap.
>>689036301
>>689036661
i could get it if you have vic girls to share?
if anyone wants to trade 604/778 nudes post your kik.
>>689036999
416 reporting
>>689036607
Our experiences seem similar, anon.
>>689036903
Naw, they're just retarded and bad at math.
$1.00 US = $1.25 CAN. so they see a $3 drink is 75 cents more expensive, and don;t have the mental capacity to figure out why, and 2.99 vs 3.74 looks like it's a lot more than it is to a retard.
514 here
>>689034411
Windsor is hot as balls halp fam
>>689037629
Look at her push in her love handles, and roll/push her thighs together to make them seem not fat.
Fucking fat pigs trying to not look like fat pigs are adorable.
Fucking nice tits tho. They almost look photoshopped.
>>689036406
Canadian who's lived in Portland, Chicago, St Louis and other parts of the US primarily on the East coast and in the Midwest: Canadians are terrible drivers, superficially polite but generally cold-fish, not really cheap but not generous, they don't really know how when to tip and just do so out of a sense of obligation or conformity to social norms rather than rewarding good service.
>>689037557
>govt markup on liquor through most of canada is 66.6%
>govt markup on tobacco is nearly 80%
actually you're just a retarded canukistanian
Calgary Stampede is coming soon. Redneck posting
>>689037886
Too much poutine me thinks, I don't blame her though, it's fucking tasty.
780 Alberta, fuck the rain
>>689034563
meanwhile, watches game of thrones
literally snow
literally fire
literally storyline based on who stabbed who or who gets raped
>America with a bit more snow and a bit less gunnage
>>689037920
Trucker here, been all over the continent.
Canadians are SIGNIFICANTLY better drivers than Americans, and Canadians are polite out respect to strangers, but loosen up after you demonstrate you aren't a fucking idiot, as opposed to Americans that are incapable of conversation, most just wander around trying to tell every stranger their life story as if they'd give a fuck.
Canadians tip at every meal, all the time, because they think it's rude not to.
Americans tip at almost every meal because they think it's rude not to.
Both are dumb, as tipping is fucking stupid, they make an hourly wage.
>>689038303
I kno rite? rain why 3:
Hey there 204 here, I got nudes, other 204's kik me lmaosus
>>689038283
top kek, ok for this ill give another mtl slut
>>689038208
I didn't even mention booze and alcohol.
Those things are taxed to shit to pay for the inevitable healthcare costs those things will create.
If you're american, and you're buying booze and cigs in canada, you're a fucking idiot and should kys.
>>689038438
same as last year, has to rain on the fucking weekends lol. that and Edmonton drivers feel the need to go 20 under and brake every 2 seconds because its the first time we've seen moisture apparently
Anyone got GTA girl nudes?
>>689036903
I could argue the same thing for Canadians in the US. They will constantly try to use Canadian money and demand discounts.They will argue endlessly about it no matter how many people are in line behind them. Also, they flood over the border to purchase our subsidized milk, eggs and gasoline. Individual Canadians I've met seem alright, though.
same shit different country
>>689034411
204 up in here - got a lil' baggy of smoke and no one to puff it with.
>>689038597
E town here as well.
Waiting out this rain on /b/
>>689038597
haha, I don't actually drive but I sometimes go past a crosswalk near my place and the drivers never stop ! even if their only 15 feet away from me uwu"
>>689038579
>implying you can bring alcohol and tobacco across the border
>>689038438
ayyy bb want some fuk? 780 here
anyone got 604 nudes?
>>689037557
Quite honestly, I don't think we should be tipping any waiter or waitress, period.
The only person to tip would be the cook.
The waiter simply brought my food on a fucking plate as if it were a carnival ride for my food. I can walk back there and get it myself, or the cook can stroll a retard food cart out and have us grab our shit.
Waiters and waitresses should be paid more so we don't have to match their awful pay scale.
Tipping isn't right anons, and you cocksuckers know this. Unless you like giving whores money without getting your suck-off.
>>689039319
you can do both, just have to declare them.
902 here
>>689038434
This.
Because this >>689039700 is me.
We are on the right path to a better, more financially secure life, anon. Let this be the norm.
>>689034411
Native Syndicate
>>689038521
204 here too bro
I'm up in shitty ol' Thompson if you want me to smoke you up with some stinky weed :3
>>689039471
haha, depends, do you have a big cock?
>>689039723
>day's worth of alcohol
>weeks worth of tobacco
http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/atl-lat-eng.html
>>689040317
Lol sup NS
>>689040317
what's your gang name?
Bingo Dabbz?
>>689040317
back to your gulag
>>689040339
Yup, wanna snap or somethin
>>689040317
How does it feel to know that you're basically the Canadian version of a nigger?
>>689040748
do you have skype?
>>689040720
You mean residential schools.
>>689040784
>implying canada doesn't have niggers
>implying america doesn't have natives
>>689040816
yes I do whats yours
>>689040473
The flags are blowing north east, but the clouds tell me the wind is heading south-westerly.
Plus, I see no exploded mudslimes.
This is too unrealistic.
Besides, if these faggots ever had the intelligence, the know-how or the means to 'take over', they surely wouldn't bring their shitty yellow overcasted sunlight with them.
>>689040950
post yours, I'll add you !
>>689040945
Canadian here: this is totally accurate.
anybody have 604 nudes they wannna trade?
>>689041126
Lol watching this movie right now
>>689041126
forgot to red up Manitoba and label it Government Indian Handout Territory.
>>689041186
who do u have?
>>689041440
do you have kik? or an email
>>689041265
well, yeah, canada does have it's good points
Trudeau is such a cutey
Anyone have 306 nudes Saskatchewan?
>>689041553
Ogff
514 here. weather sucks like usual
Anyone have stephs from Abbotsford
>>689041553
Lol eh
>>689041394
ahhhhh you're too cute ~
but I'm a sissyboi so I dunno cx unless you like bottoms
416/647 here
>>689041044
did you get it before I deleted it?
>>689041553
613 Ottawa East. (Cumberland)
>>689041860
yeah I did, also see >>689041804
>>689042001
ohhh i gotcha. I mean do whatever you want im straight so like now what do I do ahaha
>>689042098
just depends if you wanna fool around with a cd or not c:
>>689042098
just do it
>>689038354
>>689038521
204 as well. Who's this?
780, obligatory edmonton sux
>>689040335
Thompson? I'm from Thompson!
403
Alberta
>>689041618
I had some of my ex. Her body was 10/10, face 8/10. I deleted them after we broke up. I still think it was the right decision, but damn do I sort of regret it at times.
604 van here
>>689035702
north delta?
>>689037629
I'd Giv'er
250 anyone?
>>689042790
you got kik?
>>689042222
maybe someday when im rollin on that molly
>>689034411
613, anyone?
902 nudes anyone?
>>689042546
yeah this is true. Some real babes tho
>>689042790
post some north delta if you have it please
250 Vernon reporting in
>>689043006
Aw the girls are great anywhere
Not the newfie ones tho, no matter how they look I just can't get past the accent
>>689042696
That's what you call a mistake of youth.
>>689042887
yep where in the 250?
Let's all be honest here. Canada would be alot better if all the natives were gone right?
>>689034411
I got the 411 that there was a faggot thread, is this the one OP?
>>689039870
902 also, Yarmouth the end of highways
>>689043223
Gotta love the spanish and asian girls. And the native girls that look pretty much like them
>>689043301
Just the shitty ones really, I know some in uni, who volunteer and can keep a job
>>689042963
fair enough, if it means anything I'd suck your cock <3
>>689043301
I somewhat prefer existing, thanks.
>>689043301
Yeah but genocide, lol. There's a reason why there are people like that, fucked up childhoods from fucked up parents who came out of a fucked up boarding school. Which all began because of Religion, so give hate where hate is due, imo burn down the churches. Also, this is their land, nobody can deny that.
>>689043301
Well, it's always nice to know there is someone drunker, less hygienic, stupider and unemployed than you.
Also with the decline in model enthusiasts, glue sales would plummet without natives to sniff it all up.
>>689043398
Man you want asians you go to Calgary. I always thought the UofA to be an asian-filled school, but going to UofC it's like damn
Real fine view, real fine. Really gets the yellow fever going.
>>689042989
Bumping this
>>689043771
The genocide pretty much went down already, we just spared some docile token natives from passive tribes.
>>689043566
thanks /b/ro <3 appreciate the love and support, the wave is here
>>689043914
Yeah too bad asians stick to their cliques and its almost impossible to get one on one time with one
canada is gay.
>>689042989
>>689044009
Also bumping
>>689042222
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>>689038684
I've got hundreds
>>689044030
But it didn't, native populations are still strong however most people consider "Mexicans" a different breed when most qualify for benefits because they share a common ancestor, yes a mix but to be realistic they are basically what you call metis. something like 10% of the united states are those people. So don't get ahead of yourself too quickly.
>>689043805
Hey Kwyjibo
>>689038521
204 also is that a Thompson girl?
>>689043771
>nobody can deny that
watch us
>>689044301
They stick together cuz language, they ain't got the command of english well enough to move in our circles so they stick to their own
Learn the lingo, take japanese or mandarin or whatever to your particular taste, watch the spaghetti spill out of their pockets.
>>689044373
hmmm :3?
>>689037886
Why so bitter
bumping for 604 wins
>>689044610
u herd me bby
>>689044667
do you have any? ill trade with you on kik/email
>>689035938
Text me for a chance to win a free coke.
>>689044542
Just keep telling yourself that as you're interbred with Natives, Blacks, Muslims and multi culture in general. You're going to be a part of the brown revolution whether you like it or not, winning or losing side, the time will come. Also white women are hella easy.
IF dubs canada is the best place you can be.
Kelowna Glass blower here. playin' some league before going to finish a Batman bong I'm making.
204's just the lmaosus guy and the guy who never stops talking about how he's up in thompson and a couple other 23-25 y/o dudes constantly replying to eachother.
705 reporting in
>>689044709
skype o:?
>>689044430
>making absolutely no sense
u of bc student detected
Anyone in Guelph want to go mtn biking tomorrow?
>>689044831
>fucking kek
>>689038521
If its a Thompson girl looks like madisons room
>>689044575
hmm true. Need to learn spanish too, talking to a spanish hottie from Spain who barely knows english
>>689044940
Be delusional all you want, it won't stop what's changing right in front of our eyes.
>>689044826
>fucking white man
>please give me more handouts
well okay but only because eradicating you with biological weapons could negatively effect our trade status with the EU
>>689045165
>drinking this much kool-aid
nothing is changing, and nothing of consequence is happening 'right in front of our eyes'
>>689045168
I'm not native, or colored if that's what you're getting at. In fact I'm as white as a chalk board. Divide and conquer right? There are tons of people opening their eyes to the terrible shit we've done. So remember that.
709fag here. Everyone come drink.
>>689045109
How old are you son? I moved out of Thompson 9 years ago.
>>689045143
Oh yeah, stick with the spanish, azn languages and their moon runes are the fucking worst
latinas are more fun, anyways
>>689045385
>I disagree with you so you're wrong
Okay, time to go back to bed bb
>>689045441
21 nigga
>>689045387
yeah, i'm sure your whore mother thought world wide communist revolt as at hand too
then she grew up, cucked your dad, and now you can shitpost from your suburban domicile until you do the same
the white man will not be denied. and if for some reason we are, we have enough nuclear weapons to turn this planet into mars.
any 613 here?
>>689045535
I probably know an older brother or sister of yours.
I wonder if anon and cd-anon ever hooked up...
>>689045879
Dont have any
any 604 delta anons in here?
Any pickering or uxbridge wins?
>>689045750
You're shitposting right now, in fact.
Yeah, so what? The USofA will constantly be challenged to make that decision the only one who loses is humanity so keep black mailing until somebody pushes you too far. Flabbergasted how you rednecks think you're holding an ace when all you hold is a suicide switch. Time is the enemy.
>>689042545
Kik me lmaosus, I'm from SE
>>689044538
No Winnipeg, kik lmaosus
The invasion of Normandy was a mistake.
>902 here
>>689046208
>/b/
>not shitposting
back to twitter you go. say hi to wil weaton for us.
>>689046581
Running away from your problems only to start them somewhere else. How white of you.
>>689046317
>60 years ago.
>Getting a mochaccino instead of a caramel Caretto this morning was a mistake homie.
Invading Normandy is literally history
any ladner anons lurkin?
>>689044874
Sry skypes on the fritz on this laptop. I really should reinstall.
snapchat tho?
>>689045465
Latinas can be thick and not even fat either
>>689046797
I don't have snapchat bae xC
>>689046919
Ah, this complicates things.
Well, let's get creative, then. Kik? Steam?
>>689047035
search "skype browser" may be the way <3
where are all the 604fags
250 in the Loops.
>>689047601
got any nudes?
>>689046731
Your low self-esteem is really not my problem. Have fun being a transracial cuck.
any one know this hoe?
from 416 north york
get her name right post nudes
>>689042748
oh shit waddup?
recent polls show that if trump is elected president in the USA 5% of Americans are moving to Canada. thats 16 million people and they estimate another 3 to 4 million Mexicans will pass straight through the USA and go to Canada
Thats about 20 million people coming your way in the next couple years. you better get ready
what do you think about that?
>>689047925
No idea; how about trade for Richmond Hill hoe?
>>689047804
Oh how observant of you. You've been force fed information from textbooks your whole life so you've decided to come on /b/ and flex your intelligence - none has been found.
The search continues, bye bye little one.
>>689047685
i second that
>>689048185
yoo dude whatsup.. got any nudes you wanna trade via email or somethign?
>>689047685
I wish
>>689048223
I think those Americans are in for a shock when they get to Canadian customs.
>>689037629
Here too
>>689048292
i wish
Rip ottawa and soon the rest of canada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6epw1vVOVI
>>689047035
you still there I wanna chat with youuuu ~ :3 post skype pls
>>689048578
dang.. what part of 604 you from?
>>689048230
Good lord this bitch looks trashy
>>689048647
canada shield y u no protect us?!
>>689048400
whys that. Trudeau has already said he will take immigrants from places that need them
>>689048704
new west
>>689048696
post pics, its the other guy here lol
>>689048223
Have you seen how fucking big Canada is? We'll be just fine
>>689048230
>>689047925
nahh im good for trade if any one knows her ill post it
Describe your province with a food, an object and a smell.
>New Brunswick
>Lobster
>Ciggies
>Pine Needles
>>689037387
Who dat
>>689048884
>implying the ministries have to follow the orders of prime minister cuck
how's that legal marijuana working out? can't wait till all those yanks are sitting in immigration detention being guarded by sikhs and hajis lol
>deported back to US
>trump did nothing wrong
>>689034411
905 hamilton boi
>>689049120
>nova scotia
>donair
>oxycontin
>salt
>>689049318
>being this much of an alarmist suburbanite
>But the brown people!
>The weed!
>omygawd guyz my whiteness is threatened!
Kelowna here, whaddup bois
>>689049682
>back to mexico you go
>opps, not enough handcuffs
>amigo, you just pretend you're handcuffed
go watch the cbc, cuck
>>689049890
I know you're trying to make a point but your coherence is lacking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hztYonk_kOg i like to call this video the 4 chan effect lads
ANY DELTA 604??
any faggots from ladner?
>>689050106
you can't connect the dots because you have absolute no idea what you're talking about. i know the facts on the the ground, and they are that CBSA and CIC are not going to let 16 million americans into this country, let alone another 4 million mexicans when we routinely detain mexicans and send them back on their own return tickets. 25k syrian refugees is nothing, we stick those fuckers in rexdale and let the non-profits sort them out.
>>689050701
yup.. got any nudes to trade?
any 902?
>>689050661
Where is this girl from?
>>689051055
Yep, CB here
>>689038303
Fuck you, embrace the thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67UXh0H6pYU
>>689051201
780
where's my daddy uwu" make an alt skype if you have too, I wanna suck some cock while it rains :3
>>689042965
squad
>>689044857
>705
Been awhile, but if you're lurkin' is that pic you? Where in the 705?
>>689042965
I come from 613 but nothing!
>>689050701
i have ladner nudes
780 Edmonton here, someone come take care of this
Kik is BoringSpruce
>>689051505
moar!
250 reporting in.
>>689053845
>>689054275
where in the 250?
604 reportin in, canada thread sucks, no one post wins.
>>689043211
fuck yea, ex-vernonite here livin in 778 now tho
ctrl f
506
All post numbers, shits hilarious
anyone have any of this chick from the 604?
>>689042965
>>689041922
>>689045848
(shitty) Barrhaven reporting in.
>>689039700
Waiters make less than minimum wage because of this tipping shit. It made sense in the hard economic times I. Order to spread wealth but has just been a ploy for the government and small businesses to pay their employees less than minor wage. Tipping is generous because you should know that these young people are being taken advantage of by archaic laws
>>689049228
it's missy
>>689055977
Cute. Nice eyes and mouth, busted nose. Looks like fun.
anyone know her from Victoria BC 250/778
>>689056631
I WANT NUDES OF HER SO BAD!
>>689037920
>when your championship ring begins with 19
>>689041849
Aay, me too!
>>689057846
anyone liking her?
416/519 Mon kik: charley416
cambridge/brampton
kik: xdarxell
204
Want more?
Any wins from Terrace B.C?!?
any PG wins? UNBC?
>>689060817
This bitch made my sub this afternoon
Beka Knight
604, used to be 613
>>689056054
Shambhala!
>>689060817
Where from 204
>>689061169
>>689060817
Yeah? She's working at a sub shop now?
Want more?
>>689061457
>>689061536
Winnipeg.
>>689034712
Vic here too
Any 204 Brandon girls?
>>689058362
omg yes!
any nude please?
>>689061684
>>689061536
No I was just kidding, post more though.
I think I recognize her.
>>689062448 >>689061684
Oh? Do you think you know her name?
Looking for Hamilton Ontario wins
>>689062712
Fuck no, She seems like she'd creep it up in the village or though, so maybe I've seen her....maybe even trash-cona or elmwood, you know one of the white trash areas.
>>689062712
>>689063372
Pretty accurate. Works for a car dealership currently in the west end.
>>689063539
>>689046078
>604
YOOOOO
>>689063589
