I vote for hillary
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I vote for hillary
It's my mom's van
I love 4 chan
I fucking hate feminists
Try a side salad.
Feminine penis is great
>>689014564
I vote for Trump
>>689014564
Your sister is hotter
There are two genders
I'm ready for Hillary.
Don't mind the duck-tape
you might survive this
i don't eat pussy
You look like mom
>>689014564
Nigger nigger nigger nigger.
I like your mustache
i fucked a nigger
>>689014564
Give me your onions.
>>689014564
Will you marry me?
Make America great again
>>689014564
Tuesday 9 11 2001
Himmler did nothing wrong
Get me her number
>>689014564
>I vote for Hillary
This is actually funny, because "I vote for Trump" ruins a date so quickly that there's actually a dating site just for Trump supporters, because nobody else want's to date them.
http://nypost.com/2016/06/09/this-dating-site-is-for-trump-lovers-only/
make me a sandwich
I'm a nice guy
be my precious
Do you vape m'lady?
i don't like LoL
>>689014564
Can i touch it?
Have you seen Naruto?
I love coffee and.
like me on facebook
What's your Reddit username?
You pay for food
>>689014564
Color of your panties?
Sweet dreams my child...
Here comes dat boi
you want make fuck?
>>689015576
Wow.
One rule to follow
Do you know pewdiepie?
>>689014564
cosby sponsored this date
>>689014564
I fucked a goat
I screwed your Dad
>>689016343
O shit whaddup
you are funny lookin
Do you play minecraft?
>>689016397
>duck tape
>>689014564
look at this meme
I love rekt threads
Meh, i've had worse...
Th E Ga Me
is ours
Can you deepthroat me
looking like next victim
Is that a mustache?
>>689014564
You're bulking too?
>>689014564
I am gender fluid.
hi im bill cosby
Do you like anal?
do you even lift
Could you eat less?
I am a furry
dont resist, except it.
Aren't memes just great
Get in the van
>>>>688888888
Fuck did I miss it
are you a snowflake
>>689015311
This only pisses your date off if you are dating a feminist? Why would you go on a date with one in the first place? Fucking normie pleb
>>689014564
I am literally Saske
I'm otherkin, cis scum
>>688888888
Hey I am vegan
you, me,mom, threesome?
>>689016981
>>689016860
>accept
The ass was fat
>Well... this is me.
>>689014564
Hi there I'm OP
Want some more eggs
>>689017041
im black, wtf did you expect?
you know any sluts
>>689016932
This doesn't only piss people off if they're a feminist.
I'm not a feminist, but if someone decided to bring up how they hated feminists on a first date, I'd just tell them to fuck off.
i got aids bitch
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Just a prank bro
>>689016136
Thats not four words retard
I love banana memes
>Your sister is hot
>That's your mum? HOT
>I browse /b/ sometimes
>I masturbate to anime
What's your favourite pokemon?
>>689016062
http://www.salon.com/2016/02/19/there_is_now_a_dating_site_for_singles_feeling_the_bern_and_its_so_popular_it_wont_stop_crashing/
Bernie dating site
None for Hillary yet, I think, pic related
wanna suck my dick
Do you like bukkake?
I love you
>>689017149
Don't know, just trying to get a reaction, I guess. It's a Saturday, got nothing better to do.
your cunt smells mustardy
I don't have money
>>689017149
>didn't spell 'expect' 'accept'
Faggot
>>689014564
my favorite pokemon is...
I'm registered sex offender
Its you're not your
I live with Mom
I'm a holocaust denier.
Can't dodge the Rodge
>>689014564
You mean you vote for Obama?
I love all immigrants
>>689014564
I am not black
>>689014564
The voices like you...
>>689016652
kek'd
HE HAS NO STYLE
>>689014564
I make 30 thousand
Hey it's me, Goku.
Poop in my mouth
Am I doing Well?
Chloroform? Nah, breath deeply
how am i doing?
having a good time?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
you re a good monkey
I draw fetish art.
In my mom's basement>>689014564
>>689014564
Just rolled this captcha. What else should I write in there?
>>689018111
Check'd
>>689014564
So, ever try anal?
>>689014564
I have AIDS, cunt.
>>689017735
Fail. Girls love stuff like that, you not trying to be prince charming with phd.
>>689018335
heh
Anata wa sugoi desu~~~~~
>>689016062
both me and my hoe will vote for Trump whiteboi you still mad cause you are single and relies on dating sites to get some pussy? Lame ass cracker
>>689014564
I aint paying shit
I am gender fluid
>>689017463
>salon.com
>>689018203
/thread
smile me a boner
I forgot my wallet
>>689018335
feminism
Yee-haw i am cum
>>689014564
"I can't count."
Michael Brown dindu nuffin'.
>>689014564
i fuck dead girls
Get behind the dumpster
>>689018511
lets watch a documentary
i still love you
you dont know anything
my penis is black
its 4 inchs solid
my dad is hitler
i cant protect you
>>689014564
Rape rape rape rape
>>689018246
A girl with a self esteem would love it. I am starting to use that. Pat her head and "you're a good monkey".
Do you liek Mudkips?
OP is a Faggot.
>>689016062
>can't even handle a lame ass joke from an anonymous person on a malaysian underwater wielding forum
>>689016529
duct tape
I don't have money
>>689014564
I forgot my wallet
ROH ROH ROH ROH
ready for your assraping
>>689014564
I'm broke, you buying?
>>689014564
You look really fat.
i am already done
you took to long
>>689014564
Palin for prez
>>689017624
i know i misspelled and pointed out the reason, cus im black, im the nigger but your the retard.
Niggers tongue my anus
you got no tits
My pronouns are xe
I will rape you
I fap to loli
9/11 was a inside job
Gimme the poosy boss
>>689018621
First link I found. Is it wrong?
>>689019100
have said that didn't spoil the date
it continued like this:
girl: no I dont!
you: you're gonna when my dick is inside you
>>689014564
I'm From United Kingdom
Be my new waifu
i have heart problems
i would kill you
you came too late
you had your chance
>>689017463
To be fair, the difference here is the Bernie people seem to want to date other Bernie people by choice, while the Trump people are forced to date other Trump people because nobody else wants them.
>>689014564
The conversion therapy worked
>Pic related
but who was phone
>>689019216
You're a retard for not getting the joke there, retard.
>>689018335
>>689018735
>>689014564
Cunt, suck my dick
>so alpha she ends up proposing followed by sucking dick
i gobble dick cheese
I love feminine penis
I'm not good at counting
>>689019522
@ both of them
pz
>>689019466
If that's what actually happened, this is dubs.
Suck your own balls
Are you moist yet
I love violent sex.
>>689015513
How would that ruin a date?
I DO BIG CUMS
>>689014564
"Hope you are paying"
I'm going home now.
You were prettier online.
I'd rather fuck horses.
I fucked my aunt.
Let's pop my boils.
Jake from State Farm.
Here come dat boi.
You take the bill
College is for suckers
>>689016062
Do you think i should join?
>>689018977
Underrated post.
cant detect erect micropenis?
>>689014564
No, shoot me first.
>>689014564
I am argentinian, sorry.
Feminine penis, yes/no?
Ass to mouth only
>>689015311
>>689015479
>>689015513
>>689015976
>>689016062
>>689017221
>>689017950
Look at these fucking faggots
SJW's tryin so hard
Kek go fuck yourselves
Infact, you are the only person who would touch yourself and nobody would ever take you on a date in the first place so I have no idea why you are even here. Nobody loves you. Daddy left because you were an annoying entitled little shit. Kill yourself
>>689020251
only commented by its poster
>>689014564
You're my first 3/10
>>689020167
Along the same lines:
I forgot my wallet.
I thought you'd pay.
I am currently unemployed.
Let's dine and dash.
It's my wife's card.
>>689020426
>Baiting this loudly
>>689014564
Your sister is hotter
bitches dunno about m'dick
I support Donald Trump
>>689014564
You stink of cunt
>>689020446
I didn't post that shit. Some guy, I assume, posted that shit. And even if she was a female, that's even better.
Are you a butthurt femanon or what?
I am a furry
I will fuck dogs
Mom does my laundry
Are you a trap?
You are a landwhale
Not four words but fuck it, this comes from experience.
"You owe me for gas"
>>689015513
How would citing a scientific fact based on biological reality ruin a date?
hitler did nothing wrong
>>689014564
can i rape you?
>>689014564
"This date is ruined."
>>689019593
dont try fixing it bitch
>>689020426
There actually was a twitter campaign called #votetrumpgetdumped.
>>689014564
"It is not contagious."
>>689020759
>scientific
>sociology
>based on biology
Son.
>>689020759
>Gender
>Biological
![cmas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SQ7qcn9.jpg "cmas[1].jpg")
"I go to 4chan"
Not all men ....
>>689020713
lol, butthurt? I don't even remember what that post said. it was 5 mins ago.
>>689020888
What is this even
"I am a feminist"
You got this right?
you have beautiful eyes
>>689020888
nice trips
>>689014564
Do you like 9gag?
Can't stump the Trump
Pls be a boy
>>689020719
unless she's a fat internet bitch, it'd be go this:
"are you a trap?"
"what do you mean, you mean like under-aged?"
>>689014564
This is gonna hurt.
>>689020792
why wouldn't a girl like to be teased about her spoiling all the moments etc.
>>689021085
that's five words you meme magic turd
I eat the pussy.
>>689020886
What are you talking about. Gender is biological. All of this SJW shit is mental illness you raging faggot. You can't actually believe that women are born with penises unless you're mentally ill.
...and I am vegan
I am HIV positive
>>689020886
>2016
>still buying into gender studies as legitimate science
You are a plague
my dick says HELLO
>>689020803
Okay, idiot. Look over what you and the other guy said, and if you don't get the joke your hopeless. If you can't get it, come back, eh?
Ready?
The joke is:
You've been bait
Sometimes I eat shit.
>>689020886
...b-but.... but people on the internet say I can be whatever gender I want. It must be true
consensual sex, missionary position
You suck after anal ?
>>689021533
>current year
>still buying into current year
>the date is over
>>689021329
If you're defining woman as "thing born with a vagina" then sure, you can't have a woman with a penis.
But that's not the case. You're mixing up sex and gender. It's not a SJW thing - I hate those idiots. Doesn't mean sex and gender are the same thing.
>>689014564
You Like My Tattoo?
>>689021597
stfu samefaggin whore
Your sister taste better.
>>689020871
Gender is not a social construct. Its a biological fact. You are a man or a women. You may be a feminine male or a masculine woman but you are either male or female.
> I'm a nonbianary asexual demigoddess toaster shark.
no you're not. Your a fookin nutter m8
>>689021991
>Thinking most people know that that is
I play with Bionicles
>>689014564
Please convert to Islam.
>>689014564
>i only date traps
you gonna ingest dickcheese
>>689021935
That's a lot of stupid for one post, lad
>>689022165
No Muslim would ask nicely. They'd know you were faking it.
>>689014564
Bellybutton then bed time
>>689014564
I'm an atheist, m'lady.
allahu akbar, allahu akbar
>>689022034
>this
Canada legalized bestiality. Great!
I am very horny
>>689022253
>convert to islam, bitch
Point taken.
>>689022348
Allahu akbar, aloha snackbar
You resemble Whitney Wisconsin.
>>689020426
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick.
>>689020539
Thats not bait. Do you even realise where you are? This isn't cracked, this isn't tumblr, this isn't reddit. If you disagree with that post you are the 1% here that is only here to shill. Get a fucking job freeloader.
oh really? me too
>>689021085
Wow just goes to show Democrats are so dumb they can't even count
>>689022604
Wow your a faggot.
>>689020426
More than four words.
Is your sister prettier?
>>689022589
>>689014564
>Whites can't be poor
my dick is mexican
swirling in my balls
>>689020838
Wasn't even remotely successful to my knowledge.
>>689022034
>man or a women
Surely you jest. You realize that the folks with neurological hiccups genuinely have female/male brains in male/female bodies, right? As in, a brain that you typically find in the opposite sex, sitting in the head of another sex? Them claiming to be the opposite gender (or a toaster) doesn't make them a toaster.
A man who thinks he's genderfluid is still a man, and still has a penis. But frankly, he's not going to act like a male 100% of the time due to the neural boggles, and you sure as hell will only be able to treat him as a male when directly dealing with anything having to do with his physical body. Asking more of him will result in a lot of nonsense; he's whatever the fuck he feels/says he is, unless he's shooting the shit or genuinely nutters. Him suggesting that he's a toaster doesn't hand-wave the fact that he's got a human dongle and an asshole full of untoasted bread, the fuck.
Gender is abstract nonsense. A penis is a penis. A vagina is a vagina. Cell mosaics are just cell mosaics. If gender was the thing between your legs and the tissues underneath your skin, then in 1920, all males would've been female, because pink was the bee's knees for proper gentlemen, and blue was for dainty little girls. If you liked purple, you better have gotten your ass out of there, you faggot.
>>689022034
>toaster shark
Kek
>>689020941
Well, I was pretty amazed of your paranoia. I saw that post, I commented, and then look, some guy starts developing a conspiracy theory!
I mean, that's just...
Do you also suspect me of being Jewish? Are you also going to uncover my secret ties with the Rockefeller?
I vape.
I eat shit regularly
Have you fucked blacks?
I go on 4chan
this smells like clorophorm
>>689014564
Ruining a date is too easy
>>689022724
How's that job search commin along?
>>689021935
Sex and gender are the same thing, SJWs have just tried to change that so that their stupid seems more valid.
>>689014564
My Little Pony Rules!
>>689014564
Do you browse 4chan?
I like dank memes
>>689023577
You think someone who like MLP is going to be able to get a date with someone who isn't also fanatical about MLP?
>>689022012
What
>>689023556
Then why don't we ever give animals genders?
>>689023495
>Cill Bosby spotted
I forgot my wallet.
Lawl, im so randommzz!
>>689016932
>implying youve ever dated anyone
This smells like chloroform?
>>689014564
im in a relationship
>>689014564
my ass is ready
i have mental illness
Is 10cm enough?
>>689024348
With my mother
>>689016910
It was a shit get anyway
>>689024545
That's 7 words faggot
do you like affection
