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>bananas get banned
ylyl
dead celebrities edition
>YLYL Thread
>Bananas get banned
>Puts shit tier post
/thread
D-don't you EVER a-ask me or m-my son anything about p-psychology ever again.
Ban me if you can faggot
PROTIP: You can't
>>689007171
wtf man thats not cool
>>689009742
LOST
>>689007805
Lost
>>689009258
smells like summer
>>689009742
Shit lost
>>689007171
This would be funnier if she was a celebrity.
>>689009742
OMG I can deliver toxic bombs with a comercial quadcopter! ALLAH ACKBAR! ALLAH ACKBAR!
I mean... lost.
>>689010525
fuck off retard
>>689007171
Muh sides
>>689008231
Best post in this thread.
>>689010618
Feeling a little ass blasted? Cheer up, friend! The boy scouts meeting is only in a few hours!
Jesus, five fucking captchas
>>689010978
dat filename
>>689011088
Those dubs...
>>689011088
>>689011233
>>689011244
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! I LOST CONTROL ON THE DUBS!
>>689010978
Why did he do that? What did he expect was going to happen?
>>689007045
Ban test
>>689011457
The spider actually got it's shit stomped shortly after. Jumping Jack ants do this shit on purpose.
>>689007171
No idea who the fuck that 40 year old hanna monatana looking bitch is
>>689007171
show some respect
>>689011457
That is why we should pray we never encounter am advanced insect species. She does not give a shit whether she will survive. She lives for the hive, for the community, she would face certain death if she thought she was protecting the queen.
>>689011823
>Reverse image lookup
>Learn something
>Don't be a faggot.
Oh wait, who am I kidding, this is fucking 4chan and you're a lazy fucking NEET
>>689011634
wait what a shitposter who actually contributes something useful?
what is this, reddit?
Ahoy me hearties! Are all ye bilge sucking landlubbers ready to send yer sides to Davy Jones' locker cause I got the most keel hauling tale to share with ye lads.
... Relgion!
>>689010876
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT THAT ANON REAL GOOD HAHA :DDD I'VE NEVER NOT ONCE HEARD THAT COMEBACK IN MY LIFE HAHA OMG CAN I USE IT? :DD
>>689012317
Save it, friend
It's all yours
>>689012146
Useful
-pick one
>>689010525
That stupid meme game about cringy losers
>>689008032
>covering up 9gag label
kill yourself
>>689007171
Bit soon dude, body isn't even cold yet
>>689012070
>>Learn something
>>American Idol
lol wut
>>689013361
He's talking about learning toreverse image search. He didn't once mention american idol
>>689011634
its
>>689007805
Ok I give up what is this monstrosity
>>689013077
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE WATER FUCKING ANYTHING
>>689007171
Too soon
>>689013077
Hot
>>689013077
Oh wow
>>689012027
"We love death more than westerners love life"
-ISIS
Looks like we are screwed
>>689013361
>American idol
Lol you ducking fummie, she was on the voice not American idol
>>689013361
>lol wut
I puked.
>>689013693
Are you stupid? That's just some guy using a faceswap app, it's common for those apps to mess up and do weird shit like that pic
>>689010430
Majestic creatures, those dogs are
>>689012604
Beat me to it
>>689012051
Are you fucking kidding me?
>find link
>unshorten damn goo gl url
>visit image link in Tor just in case
>goddamn banana
Have fun, /b/. Do with this picture what you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_R6QkDVTfE
>>689015279
get fuked
>>689007045
are minions acceptable?
>>689015031
LOST
>>689013077
this is what I imagine sex to be like
>>689015790
got 'em
>>689015370
Lost.
>>689008164
I kekked a bit.
>>689010430
Wtf was that??
>>689015384
You bet! X'D
cant wait for webm like this of WD 2
>>689016455
Lost!
>>689010430
The screenshot looked like a nigger midget fucking something in/on a pile of guts.
>>689013452
To quote the original poster:
>>Reverse image lookup
>>Learn something
How he gonna reverse image search before he learns how to do it fuckface, he obviously meant learn who deadcunt is and she was on some TV talent trash show
>>689014797
Apparently I am stupid for not being vain enough to constantly take and edit pictures of myself doing mundane things
>>689017346
Sup beauty
>>689017346
Hello!
>>689014562
Does anyone anywhere give a shit, bitch be dead
>>689017346
>Time to fuck with the future
...
>>689015370
kek
so old, but I kek everytime
>>689017422
>>689017426
Hey guys, y'all want your new girlfriend's dick up in you then?
>>689007805
Oh go fuck yourself, this shit made me lose!?
>>689017685
lost
>>689017922
Yes, please!
>>689007805
>
Saved for posterity
Sexy
Slots thread
Last three digits
>singles is lose
>dubs is win
>trips is jackpot
>quads or higher, you broke the damn machine, you must leave /b/ casino forever
Roll em
>>689007171
holy fuck
>>689007045
yes, we have some bananas
>>689009742
>huston,we have a take off
>>689016015
haha lost
>>689018598
Literally everyone knows it's lift off you coon
>>689017346
You sound like my kind of Lady
>*tips fedora*
>>689007805
Yes.
>>689013077
Where can i find one of those worms and can i put it on my dick?
>>689008164
Keep working at it.
>>689017346
Hello m'lady!
>>689013077
Okay fuck nature. Just pour asphalt over the entire thing, we're done.
>>689015370
did he die?
>>689013077
AHHHHH
>>689010430
My fucking sides. Every time.
>>689015362
Lost
>>689017776
kek
>>689013077
>put red worm on dick
>worm consumes you
>you become worm
>??????
>PROFIT
>>689015872
BRUH
>>689020106
>Doomed, or allowed, to suck dick for all eternity
Sounds like a good way to go
>>689019043
Lost
>>689008164
what was that thread earlier? i saw it but by the time i clicked on it it 404d
>>689019092
filename
kek'd
>>689009742
fly well pupper
>>689011457
it's marking the spider. stings it with a pheromone that guides the swarm to it. Pretty much got zerged afterwards and fucked on
>>689013245
>Caring enough to notice
>>689009742
Animal cruelty is never ok bro, Pamela Anderson is never gonna fuck any of you losers
>>689015636
He sure outsmarted that metro! He was out before everyone else! XD
>>689022694
someone cap this
>>689007171
fuck these reddit-tier fags
I for one love the joke. It's never too soon to laugh
>>689012003
>respect
>/b/
good luck man
Does somebody want me to teach them how to kill somebody?
>>689009742
FUCKING LOST!!!! Can I have sauce?
>>689014449
fucking sandbenders man
>>689014562
>she was on the voice not American idol
HAHAHA you autistic fuck. As if there is a difference
>>689023510
Shoot em, stab em, hit em with a fucking shovel. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>689017571
sometimes i see these and just think "what did they think would happen...?"
>>689008164
>p-psychology
>>689023930
1. Home-made guns, power-slingshots, crossbows, spring or gas-powered flecchete pistols. These are good assassins weapons.
2. A good standard car bomb is the "butt bomb", its basically a metal pipe filled with shrapnel with the charge at the bottom, and the activator is based on a pressure-sensor or spring. Put it under the seat of their car, and if you rig it right and give it plenty of power, when they sit or start driving around, it'll explode like basically a crude shotgun and shred the hell out of their legs unless the seat should stop too much of the blast.
3. Expensive and very specialized, but an excellent saboteur's weapon: Galium-tipped bullets. These can be used to damage critical points or engine components on machinery or equipment or electric transformers, basically they are non-acidic but will eat through the metal. Imagine bringing down a huge crane, or paralyzing a parked police car, which distracts the authorities and also buys valuable time for others to act.
4. It is very easy to make a useful and disposable silencer for a pistol using a long PVC pipe and an interior tube with holes drilled in it exactly aligned to the barrel, with densely packed layers of fiberglass, silicone gel, or asbestos. Stalk your prey, get close enough to take your shot, take the prey, then toss the silencer into a storm-drain or something.
>>689023966
nice job having gym on a sloped floor, not her fault
>>689023461
this was bretty good
>>689017346
SHUT THE FUCK UP I LOVE YOU.
now come here bend over and spread those buttcheeks
>>689024052
Alter your appearance before and after a job. Most "witnesses" are very soft-headed, with poor long term memories, this is why most "eyewitness testimony", even with a "positive ID" in a lineup, is still a pretty subjective form of evidence in court, much like fingerprints.
>>689023966
>>689024183
poorly designed gym for sure, but also
she sits backwards on her haunches and drops the bar forward - meaning the weights come down at a significant angle, so that they go forward as they 'bounce' off the blocks
also, what are the blocks for? is that what bitches need because they can't lift from the floor? whoever came up with that is also retarded
>>689015031
Thats so good lmao
>>689024542
The use of poisons works best when you are using something OFF the market at present, it makes detecting it more difficult as opposed to just slipping the bastard some cyanide. Personally, I'd recommend anything with toxic heavy metals, or radioactive stuff like Cesium or Polonium (which can be hidden in their chair or car or in their clothing). For powders or liquids, find yourself a good delivery source, such as old-style class Coke bottles or condoms or underwear (Anthrax spores).
Another method is soaking the ammunition or dart or dagger in SEWAGE. This adds lethality due to SEPSIS, if you wound them near the heart or the intestines or blood-rich organs of the abdomen, this will greatly increase the chance of septic shock, fever, and peritonitis, due to fecal bacteria in the bloodstream.
To reduce your chances of peritonitis or septic fever or shock, fast and flush yourself out thoroughly 2-3 days before the mission, emptying the guts and cleansing the colon as completely as possible. Take some steroids and amphetamines for alertness and energy, then proceed. If you are wounded and make it back home, palpate the wound and see if you can stich the worst junctures or ruptures, then irrigate it with vinegar or alcohol thoroughly, keeping yourself awake no matter what, and then CAUTERIZE to quickly stop the most immediate bleeding.
>>689009742
i lost so hard
>>689021271
lost
>>689010672
I've been looking for this motherfucker
>>689012051
1 image, 8 trojans
>>689022767
vom
>>689022767
MODS MODS MODS
>>689024290
lost
>>689012051
for those wondering, it links to a picture of the dumbass banana
>>689023461
dont fucking do this it makes mustard gas
>>689024375
only for you baby
>>689007171
aw fuck haha
>>689022694
oh man, was this already 2 years ago?
>>689015702
lost
>>689015790
lost
>>689016015
lost
>>689016141
lost so fucking hard
>>689016420
lost
>>689017571
top kek
>>689017685
right int he kisser
god im baked
>>689024290
Lost
>>689017346
hey babe
>>689024290
what?
>>689016015
Kek
>>689011823
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/gunman-killed-voice-singer-christina-grimmie-traveled-orlando/story?id=39780792
>>689010525
That's some slick art, tumblrtale aside
>>689020858
newfag
Are u ready to laugh case ive got the best joke!
...you're mom!
>>689024290
nigger
OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXZbrKmLHec
>>689027011
looks like you "dug" that one up. just be sure to put her back where you got her. tired of paying to have it done.
>>689027011
Your mom. Now that might be the joke, but nothing wrong with a little education.
>>689027464
I like you.
>>689007195
>Puts shit tier post
>>689013245
>>689021942
Fuckin' faggots. I'm on ganja right now, and I noticed the photoshopped back right away. Learn some things about life.
>>689017346
Hey beautiful
>>689024290
lost
>>689015031
I demand that be made into a real vr porn. Glitchy shit and all.
>>689023321
>it's a picture of a cap
>someone cap this
>???????????????
>>689017346
Oh aaaaa hey :)
>>689015031
>that west coast gang sign
giggled like a retard
sauce?
>>689023321
Are you fucking simple?
>>689029836
Do kids not realise that this shit will backfire in the future? I sure as hell wasn't such a retard when I was his age.
>>689029632
>>689029941
>>689024599
Oh look, it's a /fit/
>>689030087
SUre you were
>>689007045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exqhXfsZKJg
>>689015298
>>689030221
oh look, it's an obese neckbeard loser, whose only lifting consists of lifting a double quarter pounder to his fat face
>m'lady
>>689030227
This fucking picture.
>>689030254
I would give you my name to google for faggot pictures of me but that would defeat the purpose of coming to 4chan.
>>689030303
wow...
love this
>>689030819
I'll allow fun, but I'm not sure if their future job interviewers will.
>>689013077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFssw7WGJNE
>>689030303
uhg... uuuuhg.... just... why
>>689010430
No laugh. Was just a little disturbed
>>689019287
Fuck, used to have shitload of them. For every birthday and Christmas present got them.
Bionicles not sluts.
>>689007171
lost this is bullshit to soon not to be funny
>>689022568
good, i dont want hepatitis C
>>689010978
SAUCE ON VID, SPIDER GOT REKT
https://youtu.be/kAggi3eqYhg
>>689031870
Oh shit, did I make a Pepe thread?
>>689025867
Hey, they review guy is here
>>689017055
czeched and ah I see u go on reddit
>>689007171
A repost, but a damn good one.
>>689017346
You my nigga?
>>689013077
I..I thought the Alaskan Bull worm was only a myth..
>>689026367
>abcnews.com
yeah im gonna trust your abcnews bullshit
>>689023294
awesome
>>689017922
U Gey
>>689009742
9/11 edit when?
>>689032615
some got the tranny version?
>>689031945
not available
thanks asshole
>>689024290
reply
>>689032290
I suppose that's a yes.
>>689009742
alot of samefagging on this one
>>689015279
why am i laughing
>>689019092
that filename made me loose my shit.
>>689024290
Sure
>>689015384
God no
>>689024290
bezemga
>>689017346
You're so attractive babe.
>>689033111
What're you fucking gay?
Checkem
>>689024290
fucker
>>689030227
Arga Stark
>>689018855
LOL EMERGENCY DEEP
>>689017685
Finally I kek a bit
>>689027995
Why the fuck would one add those libraries when they aren't used whatsoever
>>689033023
Christ why?
>>689024290
lost
>>689007045
and the ugly people losers try to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is jealous of the popular people and is ugly and lame
>>689032826
This
>>689033012
and hes ugly as shit and hes ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody and is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody but is funny looking and is ugly as shit with his ugly as shit face like the ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people but it wont stop the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit to try to be better then me or the popular people even if its the lame way or the ugly way and thats why fuck the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit
>>689032137
and everybody will think the ugly guys losers is fake and is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers cock block the popular people from acting and so fuck the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit but think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit
>>689008164
Kek making fun of Alice.
>>689030525
Kek
>>689015298
>>Redit
>>689030525
so the ugly people losrs is lame and ugly
>>689023461
somebody has with good quality?
>>689023294
lost
>>689015326
ths is ylyl thread not cringe
>>689007805
Fucking lost nigga
>>689032721
9/11 never happened. Wake up sheeple! How can you claim 9/11 ever happened when there's no such thing as 9/11s?
>>689016015
Thats snowcat on YouTube he has a whole video on him and his friend in cowboy hats
tbh fam
>>689010430
what a degeneration...
>>689034869
golly gee.. a WHOLE video of them in cowboy hats? you HAVE to send me the link! lol I could use a good chuckle ROFL
