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Come Back Here
Destroy that pussay mah boy u make me proud
Tell her to send you a preview of what you're getting
>>688951544
New thread here
Anybody have that screenshot of the korean anon?
>>688951378
What does she look like?
was hoping for the quads to deliver
>>688951378
Pic?
>>688951378
the saga continues and it surely wont end in op being both people ;)
Help me faggots
>>688951628
thanks
>>688951744
You're done for
>>688951744
Say "The only thing crazy is me in bed"
>>688951744
Don't be a crazy fag
>>688951744
you can make me sane again.
>>688951647
werent we all
>>688951378
How does she look
>>688951744
Be like, YOU NEVER HAD CRAZY BEFORE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING OUT ON THEN A WINKIE FACE. NO CAPS THO UR NOT TRYING TO RAPE HER
>>688951744
It's over, move on to the next one. If they don't respond positively or act coy in the first two or three messages, they're not down. Just message different person.
>>688952043
this.
>>688952005
>>688951676
>>688951536
>>688951611
not me texting. Last thead 404ed and wanted moar
>>688951860
Fuck me.
>>688952225
That racist line killed it
>>688952225
Nobody fuckin you
>>688952225
Dude it's OVER. Try a different chick, this is fucking asinine. You can't seriously keep trying with the same chick, that's retarded.
>>688952225
Bet it's not as smooth as your pussy. I've heard your tighter than a two year old. Good thing I've got a great spanner to loosen it up a bit
>>688951378
Lol who's that? Ur friend maybe she needs help with something
>>688952329
New chick, singer for a band I play in.
>>688952357
How Not To Get Laid
Step 1:
Compare her genitals to those of a child.
someone fuck with this chick
>>688952815
Too late.
I s2g if anyone can rescue me from this you'll pull off a better magic trick than Jesus did tricking a bunch of jews that he was dead
>>688952357
this is vagina poison
>>688953041
you will most definately die alone mister
>>688953041
That shit is so cringy, it's gonna haunt you in your sleep.
>quads
>>688953041
Dun goofed...might as well own up and fuck off. Live to play another day
>>688952667
>>688953041
Holy fuck anon kek
>>688953041
stop tryin to hard. You dont have to be to clever on every text, or els you fuck up like you just did.
>>688953041
Holy shit. If this isn't fake then you're literally the most retarded person I've ever seen. End the conversation, hope you never see or talk to that person again.
>>688953286
stop while your ahead
>>688953286
"You mak me feel like a winner"
What the actual fuck am I reading
Based on the texts that came before, do you think she's kidding around? If so, then play around and get serious after a few messages. If she's not messing around, then move on to another chick.
>>688953041
She thinks you're a pedophile now, dipshit. It's over. Put the phone down.
>>688953041
Tell her that was just for shits and giggles and some cheesy pick up line you read. You wanted to see if she'd roll with it
>>688953041
hahahahaha what the fuck are you thinking
also roll
>>688953041
you moron
>>688953041
I can't stop faggots
>>688953286
man you need game bruh just play cool nigga
>>688953739
You lost already, what are you doing? inb4 restraining order
>>688953739
you're not very good at this. you coulda pulled it off, but you brought up baby pussy and spanners
anon isnt as fresh as prince but he's as dead as prince
>>688953739
Say you're friends call you Subway Sam. Because you've got a foot long
>>688953739
>>688953286
"let me explore that meat sock babe"
>>688951744
But what if I'm crazy about you?
>>688953739
quit being known as the kid thats fuckin horny and weird and be more humble with your shit. Quit asking xbox queers how to sext, they dont know how
>>688953739
>>688954073
You're done for the night
>>688954073
Kek
>>688953739
Nice save retard.
>>688954122
Oh my dick, what the fuck are you doing?
>>688952841
She wont pick up
>>688953994
Yes please Anon say this
>>688954122
you've gotten like three "no"s, I think you should get out while you can, champ
when she pulls out the memes she's serious
>>688954122
she's never gonna fuck u, u made sure of that right now
>>688954122
I see a court room in your future
>>688954122
you need to stop
>>688954122
The ride never ends
>>688953994
And you were in a special club with Jarred and his kids...
>>688953739
My wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more...
>>688954268
This x100
Better hope she doesn't have hot friends too. This autism will spread like wildfire
>>688954122
say "I got a flashlight and a spanner that say you want your sphincter tickled"
>>688954122
> Don't want to miss this opportunity
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>688954386
Stream it
>>688954386
I hope she never has to see your face. Even I'm embarrassed.
>>688954386
Dude, just please turn off your phone already.
>>688954386
Isn't this kinda rape lmfao? Blackmailing something into having sex with you
>>688954386
ITS GETTING WORSERER
>>688954122
pls stop
>>688954386
no fucking way this is real
>>688954386
just kill yourself OP,
u cant blackmail a girl with suicide to fuck u.
She couldnt care less if u did it
>>688954386
holy shit. you're actually going to get the cops called on you and/or a restraining order. this is simultaneously the funniest and the saddest shit ever
>>688954386
The ride needs to end.
>>688954386
delete your life
>>688954444
QUADS OF FUCKING JUSTICE!
>>688954386
i thought you were a bitch but now i know it
>>688954386
This is the best thing Ive read in forerver. if I was thinking about killing myself, I would think life isnt so bad after reading this. hahhaa
dont an hero
>>688954386
What
>>688954800
And dubs of truth.
>>688954386
livestream it
it's time to stop
where the fuck are your parents
>>688954529
1000% triggered.
>>688954386
The ride has ended.
wait holy shit is he serious
>>688954386
now you *have* to kill yourself
>>688955074
>>688955074
James you fucking dumbass. Should've called the cops to teach you a lesson. Learn when to stop nigga.
>>688955074
The ride has ended, and so should your life.
>>688955074
any other chicks, james?
>>688955074
You retarded faggot
>>688955074
Jesus, bro. Just kill yourself. There is no scape from being you.
>>688955074
what a faggot
>>688955074
Not if you send a diq pic
>>688955074
James you are the niggest
>>688955074
Better just delete her number and try to act like this never happened.
>>688955074
I'm sorry, im pathetic, all losers like me can do is threaten to kill myself because nobody loves me. I'm a complete and utter failure, and you're even worse for not even giving a fuck out of pity. Shame on you. You're a horrible person.
>>688955074
Now start again with someone else
>>688955471
kek
>>688955074
Where one ride ends a new one begins
>>688955552
almost quints
>>688955074
Damn James you might of had a chance but you don fucked up.
so wait what's gonna happen to his band or some shit James is going to have to see her again right
rolling to keep the thread alive
>>688955074
>>688955074
>>688955074
Why didn't you just fucking move on to the next one, you could actually get some if you fucking tried a different girl you god damn mongoloid
>>688955637
good job anon
>>688955074
for Virginity James?
>>688955684
Shoulda left it when she thought you were smooth...now you just confirmed you're crazy to her
Best thread of the night.
KEEP IT GOINGGG
>>688955661
>>688955552
close but no cigar
>>688955857
That better not become a fucking thing
>>688951378
Please come back
>>688951378
james? This is you r mother
>>688955451
I stopped giving a fuck about ppl like u a long time ago. All it would do is give u the feeling like u aren't socially disfunctional, but u are.
>>688955637
For the love gods dude.... Please, PLEASE do not spit out vagina repellent or use a towel in her pants.
this shit just got real
>>688955999
Hi mom nice trips
>>688955999
Trips confirms
dubs and i kill myself
>>688955999
trips don't lie.
tits or gtfo.
>>688956443
wew buddyeasy there. let me get those dubs for you
Some one please cap this shit
So cringe dude come on. Funny but not rlly tbhfam smh.
>>688956443
wont do it faggot
>>688956443
rerolling for you. trips and you stream it.
quads
>>688955074
These texts are gonna sound great in a courtroom.
>>688956443
rollolol
>>688955755
>>688956443
So close.
>>688956649
reroll. quads and you do it in public and stream it
>>688956784
A GOD AMONG MEN
>>688956784
We can't fuck this one up /b/
>>688956784
please. stop.
>>688956784
no one can be this autrismic
>>688957053
I can't.
talk about 0 to 100
>>688957052
I'm sure you'll find a way to fuck this one up
This is Carl the Cuck's psychopath brother Bort
>>688957052
James, stop it. Why continue the cringe?
>>688957052
The hunter uses caution. It may very well save his life
>>688956784
gold
>>688957072
It's happening
>>688957052
what are you a faggot? whats with emoji, and quit fuckin up with saying shit like babies and pussy in the same sentence. You were doin good until you mentioned hoes.
>>688957382
I never thought myself capable of something like this, now I can't stop
>>688957393
Just stop james
>>688957393
Kris? confirmed faggot
>>688957052
Jesus christ, this is the worst.
If it works, then whatever. Post results.
>>688957382
you know you're here for the cringe
>>688955637
James, fucking quit.
>>688957471
you ever talked to a woman over text? their a sucker for that shit
>>688957393
>tfw slowly killing myself
>>688957393
JAAMEEEEES
I believe in you famiglia
>>688955263
This
>>688956443
whew almost got trips, as i was saying. Previous notion still stands. CHECKEM BOIZ
>>688956799
winrar, that other anon has to kill himself
>>688957894
anon has to kill himself because of my post, rip u
>>688957393
A new, possibly risky tactic. She may have fallen asleep. That's okay if she does, I have a final ace in the hole.... But if I say the wrong thing, she can actually kill me
i like how james hijacked the whole thread with his cringe
woot
>>688957619
emoji's are debatable, but girls dont want their pussy to be compared to a fucking newborn childs. Jafeel?
>>688957676
Thank u fren
>>688958034
>>688958034
>double texting
YOURE FUCKED
>>688958034
youre going to die alone
>>688958090
oh shit nigga I didn't read that text, he spaghetti'd that hard?
post ends in 09 and i stream me killing myself
>>688958034
Say you'd murder a thousand babies for a chance at her fuckmeat
>>688958115
kek
>>688958034
ask her if she smells what you stepped in rather to catchin your drift.
can everyone post a #getjamesfucked
>>688958224
rolling for this
>>688958261
roll
>>688958224
Roll
>>688958034
God's dead and you killed him
>>688958224
checkum
>>688958444
TRIPSSS
>>688958444
TRIPS
do it James
>>688958444
Trips! Winrar
>>688958444
Checked
>>688958444
WINNNNNNNRRRAAARR
>>688958184
Yea and right after someone els got laid in the same thread
>>688956992
truly
>>688958287
New one, even riskier.
wait tho do we want to fuck this one up?
>>688958444
gg geames :( it was nice knowing you
>>688958646
u fuckin beta James
>>688958646
>>688958646
What the fuck is wrong with you, James.
>>688958646
That's not super bad.
>>688958652
The jury is still out
>>688958646
lol how many chicks you have?
>>688958646
hold up
>>688958646
Say the fuckmeat thing OP don't be a faggot
>>688958646
Are you this retarded
>>688958646
go ahead just announce your undying love for her
Jesus christ, James.
James do the fuckmeat text, fucking deliver
>>688958646
at least that one started alright?
>>688958888
Checked
i swear to fucking god james were gonna get you fucked
>>688958888
check um
>>688958888
Gotta do it now, James
>>688958224
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN JAMES
>>688958646
>>688958646
This is a form of cringe to me
>>688958646
Say the thought of you makes my asshole clench in euphoric squeeze
>>688958646
I'm not saying fuck meat, I'm going to succeed dammit
>>688958888
check'd
OP of original sexting thread here.
I felt great about getting that other dude laid but Christ,
JAMES I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT YOU BUT KEEP GOING NIGGER
>>688959157
U fucking faggot james
Don't listen to those lads, James. Keep up the good work. Its fun to read.
>>688958646
I keked
Nice
James, what exactly do you want from us? Do you want us to help you get laid or help you lose all your contacts in your phonebook+ possible jailtime?
>>688959144
Dubs don't be a faggot James
James. You Fucking Twat
>>688959157
>>688959200
you got one laid lets see about two
>>688959157
wHAT KIND of name IS Mariccla
>>688959144
Check'd
>>688959366
Winrar
>>688959144
James won't do it
Say "I hope me and you wake up to The Weeknd album playing and we make direct eye contact and smile"
>>688959157
dude how are you going to see these chicks in the real world. Every girl you had some what of a connection with ie probably only their number is going to give you looks of disgust.. you dun fucked up nigger. Abandon naow
>>688959157
Girl is a hispanic. She's hot but deadly
>>688959364
>>688958646
dumbass
>>688959200
op of this thread and I wanted more people to contribute, but instead got a shit cringe thread. Teach me your ways of a good thread Master
>>688951378
so thats why the ugly people losers pick beyonce as the queen or help the ugly virgo women loser cause the ugly people losers control the socitey and the ugly people losers smell like dog crap like beyonce and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but is ugly and fat and the ugly people losers look pathatic and is ugly
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and act like better then everybody but is too ugly to hurt me or the popular with looks
so it dont make any sense how the ugly people losers act better then everybody or me or the popular people or the awesome people but is ugly as shit
iam the nigger
>>688959569
Fuckin kek
Tell her you can't stop dreaming about fantasizing about sodomizing her front butt
>>688959175
James won't do it no balls
-trip guy
James is an autistic beta, but he's a determined autistic beta.
>>688959569
>James you don't even know me
I FUCKING ERUPTED IN LAUGHTER, THANKS OP.
>>688959569
Say yours tits are the orchestra and my penis is the conducter
>>688959569
Okay this is starting to become fake as fuck. Not buying it James
>>688959569
Jesus Christ, James. Isn't enough enough?
>>688959569
> that british homo top kek
>>688959728
Rolling for this
>>688959569
>James you don't even know me
>>688959728
ROLL
>>688959634
>>688951378
You typed to much, what are you bitching about? Niggers? gross
>>688959569
This is all real btw. Don't really know how to prove.
>>688959728
Reroll
>>688959972
roll
>>688959936
Jesus Christ.
>>688959936
leaning on beta there m8
Who's capping this?
>>688959738
What proof do you need nigger
>>688959936
Ask the question. You opened up the opportunity.
>Don't fucking blow it this time James.
>>688959936
this man is an alpha male
>>688959633
Honestly I wasn't expecting much of the last thread but it kinda just blew up. Gonna start making the sexting threads during the early afternoon from now on. One of my few successful threads over the years lmao
Also, when making a new thread thread, make sure to keep the rules in the OP. No one knew what they had to do so James took over
>>688959157
i Respect this man.
James, you are an hero
