Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Rolling for Kyouko.
>>688923236
When you fapped with your fucked hand bro.
>they have no idea
>I cant find that pic
>>688922984
Naw. I dont have that kind of money. Need to save up for my JSDF uniform.
>cosplaying a JSDF soldier from Italica using a patch I got
Rory-sama claimed
>gonna be at PAX Melbourne
>shame that airsofts are illegal
rolling for kagami
>>688923089 #
When was this?
>>688923208 #
Nope. You're way to cute to give up on ;)
Ravaging you would be fun too
>>688923213 #
Well then
>>688923283 #
I bet
>>688923297 #
DAMMIT!
>>688923333 #
Checked
>>688923485 #
Nah
>>688923532 #
Oh you~
>>688923570
kagami claimed!!!
Please stop with these threads. They're not OK
>>688923654
Claimed
>>688923670
inb4 mugi
>>688923283
>Drunkard
Am not!
Dio-sama...
I thought some sort of stand power had destroyed the waifu threads, it was unthinkable. Until I realised that someone did not use the word "waifu" or even "claim" int he OP post.
I wish Dio was here
ya'll are pretty boring
Claimed
>>688923333
I do that every day off i have. I just always feel like i have no time and doing that gives me time to enjoy myself. Also after i did crash i slept for 12 and a half hours. All i do is sleep because of my terrible schedule.
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc
Clams
>>688923722
Damn it.
shower me with (you)s
>>688923778
>>688923783
That timing.
Messed up
>>688922597
>alcohol poisoning and dehydration
Damn be more careful about that, im sure you already know now but still. I do live in a shitty area but all the people that come in are just stoners or drunks who want more cigarillos/ beer or more things to snack on. The people are alright, just the job itself kinda sucks.
>>688923008
Rome huh, hows that going for ya?
>>688923783
Ayy lmao
>Dio
>>688923570
>mfw I get trips
>mfw I cuck op in his own waifu thread
Stolen
>Sugar
>>688923858
Why should I, damn it!
@688923858
rolling for this
>>688923682
>>688923654
>>688923682
Rolling for these two
>>688923672
Oooooooohhhhhhh I remember! I can fap with the right now! It has a scar on the knuckle
>>688923778
>>688923783
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear
>>688923794
Bloop
>>688923858(you)
>>688923876
Grand
Pretty awesome seeing a Mugen as a waifu.
Another haiku
The gets are plentiful here
I claim Akiko
https://youtu.be/4_k3Y1YFmQQ
>>688923485
>Mizore
>cook
A most honourable profession. You hope to go big some day? Make your own stuff and whatnot?
>>688923778
>>688923783
kek
Wish granted
>>688923858
no
>>688923786
yeah I always want to get more stuff done. There's just not enough hours in a single day
>>688923858
I just stole your waifu faggit
Midna claimed!
>Sunshine
>>688923707
Is it science time?
>>688923842
Maybe next time.
>>688923986
Hey, stop that!
>>688924028
MM > TP > OoT > WW > SS
>>688924004
mugi is a cool waifu
>>688923986
nigga kagami is mine >:(
>>688923876
shit fam, that sounds like hell to deal with (other thread) welcome back to home base, solider.
>>688923674
papi wants to be smug too~!
>>688923778
>>688923944
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLU DESU
>>688924181
We are well met, Pixelface.
>>688924181
You better believe I'm rolling for trips right now.
>>688923679
who broke their dick?! O.o
>>688924187
be smug
>>688924256
who is this mystery anon :O
>>688924363
me too
>rolling for kagami
>>688923986
fish
>bubbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQxhOXco_k
>>688924363
Don't fret, I always believed you were a failure.
>>688924140
I'll claim you too
>>688924181
NO SHE HAS PURPLE HAIR AND SAME LAST NAME AS SHINOA! SHE'S MINE >:[
>>688924187
Smug you say?
>>>688924424
Kek no I had a fucked up hand and couldn't fap with the right but I did it anyways
>>688924014
God I use to stay up at night dreaming of being a chef. I love food and when I cook for people and they enjoy it, theirs no feeling I can use to describe how good it feels. But now. Now I just want to survive. The people at my work think I'm great, but since I didn't go to school or was trained professionally I'll probably never be big.
>the title "chef" is earned and hard fought.
But it's a skill I'm proud to have even if I'll never be a chef.
>Got a bit deep
>>688924187
Roll for bird
>Mizore
>>688923986
Nope.
>>688924140
Maybe.
>>688921465
(konata)
things :^)
>You make my day better
>Just by saying Hello.
>>688924481
half the people in this thread are failures
>>688924481
You better believe it fam.
>>688924014
Here is your haiku
With trips I steal your waifu
Say good bye ha ha
>>688923986
Are you being a fair ruler or a giant jerk?
>>688924014
Once i find a new job life will be infinity better. Until then im gonna chill and feel bad.
>>688924187
Its all good. Actually the second half of it i was just laughing to myself. Surprisingly enough, thats been the only crazy thing thats happened so far.
>>688924684
what if i called you a nerd?
>>688924481
>RRRRRROOOOOLL
>>688924502
>>688924424
>tries to smug
>cant smug
>birbfailure.exe
Why is she so perfect?
>>688924684
Hi thanks for the waifu
>>688924502
thats pretty hardcore fapping
>>688924680
:3
>>688924872
no smug ;-;
>rolling for kagami
>>688924872
Worst monster girl shall never.
>>688924888
>don'tbitethebaitdon'tbitethebaitdon'tbitethebait
>>688924903
>Stops getting (You)'s
>HURRR IM DEPRESSED
>>688924888
Good personality I'd assume.
>rolling for konata
>>688924436
Thats really nice. Thank you mero
https://youtu.be/vaLX6pRtM8I
>>688924638
You're my big sis though
>>688924872
Practice!
>>688924903
>
FUCK!
>>688924981
Almost an hour!
>>688925028
Opinions on suu?
>>688923986
Good to know. At least you learned to be ambidextrous.
>>688925028
Why even reply to the bait
>>688925071
Ha, you are predictable.
How are you doing?
My one and only
>>688923876
i was drinking all day in the desert and someone gave me a bottle of whiskey right before i blacked out. So i drank it all and then i was vomiting and they made me go to the hospital. i would have been fine if they gave me the IVs in the medical tent. EMS didnt even want to take me because i had already thrown up everything.
>>688923944
because it's da #1 ruuuuuuuule
>>688923986
thanks bbi
>>688924014
rude, now im not gonna eat your ass
>>688924024
you can't steal my waifu. i dont have one.
>>688924888
cute art
>>688925028
PAPI WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!
ROOOOOLLLU DESU
QOTT: can your waifu kick ass?
Fuck yes!
>
>>688924888
normally i'd say something about that tumblr hairstyle
but i gotta respect those trips
but then again
>>>/mlp/
>>688925179
either her head or that helmet is really fucked up
Hope this works
>>>/int/60632392
Conductor we have a problem
>>688925179
It's not fun not to trash talk.
>>688925111
Better than bird horse and spider I guess. Not too sure how to feel about Fish.
>>688925299
I almost admire your persistence, but trash shall forever stay what it has been destined to be.
Trash
>>688924770
Rerolling
>>688925289
its still friday here
>>688925111
nice trips
>>688925423
>
>rolling for kagami
I'm going to try and go to sleep early, I have things to do tomorrow.
>if I come back yell at me
>be me
>bored
>come to this thread
>same fucking faggots with overweight waifus
>every fucking time
pic related, its the mood this thread puts me in
>>688925524
>if I come back yell at me
I'll try to yell at you, even if it will be hard!
Good night.
>>688925423
She'd kick every waifu's ass currently in thread.
>>688925524
I wish you luck on trying to get sleep Galks!
>>688925545
My waifu is not overweight.
>>688925449
YOU WERE DEFETED TWICE, AND YOU SHALL BE DEFETED AGAIN!
RRRROOOLLU
>>688925423
papi can kick anyones ass!
>>688925111
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYXG9rG0Jf0
>>688925545
shut the fuck up
>>688925545
lets suck each other?
>>688925524
sleep well
rolling for kagami
>>688925179
I've always been ambidextrous when it comes to fapping
>>688925247
You're welcome bb
>>688925289
Catto
>>688925449
Who's your favorite?
>>688925481
Thanks. Should've claimed kyouko, Galky, AND kagami
>roll
>>688925524
Night Galky, as your little sis, I will
>>688924784
You have rhymed in vain
You get no three same numbers
better luck next time
>>688924846
Good luck on your hunt. You should always remember that only today is certain. Tomorrow might never come so you best do whatever must be done
>>688924888
>checked
Because she isn't real
>>688925247
Nigga that's gay
>>688925423
No, she's way too sweet for violence
>>688925735
Is that something about Spike? Because that was just a prank bro.
>>688925423
I shall give you a (you) for your effort on making a question, but clearly I do not need to answer that Dio is unmatched.
>>688925545
>looks at waifu
>overweight
>v>;;
>>688925423
very much
>>688925641
>every
>Shiro, Kurumi, and Dio fight, who wins?
The one who's most immortal
>>688925545
Relax buddy.
I love you.
>>688925423
No...
>>688925787
Don't worry about the guy. Shit posters come and go
>>688925545
Who hurt you?
>>688925423
I'd say so.
>>688925911
Unmatched?
>>688926015
I'd win.
>>688925911
>dio
>unmatched
>>688925423
Violence?
Cute a best.
>>688925875
the war continues
>rolling for kagami
>>688926262
She can kick ass with cuteness!
>>688925911
r-roooollu...
>>688926314
Rolling for Galky, Kyouko and kagami
>shane
>>688926166
Rolling for quads. Mama needs a new pair of dubs
>>688926408
also a fucking spear
>>688926481
rolling for kagami and shinoa and renge
>konata
>>688926215
Are you implying something?
>>688926252
That fight was rigged.
>>688925875
I'd go with Snek, headless abomination and dryad are pretty hot but they don't have much on the "Monster girl" side of it so I don't realy count them. I still prefer Snek over them anyways.
>>688926467
Never
Iowa claim
>what's going on in this thre-
>>688925423
Uh, yeah?
>you dont get named Rory the Reaper for nothing
>>688925425
Helmets probably too big.
>>688925449
Well, I get that feel.
>>688926215
>can't stop time
nigga please
>>688926252
>Implying anyone can compete with Golden Experience Requiem
>>688926166
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nTFjVm9sTQ
>>688926626
>rigged
>twice
>>688926408
Is that even a possibility?
I really hope so, at least!
>>688926563
Sounds subtle.
>>688926563
Ssshhhh....
>>688926750
>Is that even a possibility?
Damn well it is!
Mai waifu violates Global Rule 15.
>>688926585
Rolling for Galky, Kyouko and kagami, konata, the bun and iowa
>>688926626
I respect your claim
>>688926638
Rolling for this. And you're pretty early bb
>>688926724
We get them often lol
>>688926750
Diabetes kills more than dozens every year.
>>688926626
I'd win is what I'm implying. Maybe you'd win in a contest of best motherly figure.
>>688927000
FUCK
At home. Eating pizza now.
>Mizore
>>688927000
^
>>Smug you're on fire tonight but I'm about to head out to the theater so peace yall.
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>688926743
Well yeah, a Jojo fight are like wrestling, it's not real. For some reasons some fuckboys would rather watch boring shit like Jojo's bizarre adventure over the amazing Dio's lustful escapade. So they have to have Jojo win.
>>688927033
Harsh words for such a frail and weak being.
>>688924684
>You cheer me up everytime
>Just by existing.
>>688927000
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXeWIL1vhA
>>688927274
Hello idol
>>688924684
sunshine i missed
>>688927286
Something something insult I'd win.
>>688927532
Something something you'd get stomped to death.
>>688927072
You're mine now, welcome to the smug harem ;)
>>688927269
Take care and thank you!
>>688927274
Hello tomato
>Rolling
>>688927419
Do you do yoga?
>>688927000
What's this rolling for?
>>688927286
Dio is literally unbeatable.
>>688927286
>Dio's lustful escipade
>keked hard
you win this round... dio....
ROOLLLLU
>>688927692
fish
>no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLwxmjrZj8
>>688927730
Ownership of you.
>>688927782
fish
>>688927692
im not gonna be part of a harem.....
>>688927274
Maaaaki chaaaan~
>actual best idol claimed
>>688927836
Fish?
>>688927692
you did get trips... >_<
>>688927836
FIIISH
Alright everyone i gotta head out for work. Ill be on when i get off in a few. Later
>>688927931
I'm not realy into idols, I like ripped worship worthy vampires, but still I'm pretty sure Dio would make a better idol.
WOW these meds got me all fucked up hahah..
>>688927509
A (You) from Yuuko? Unexpected but pleasant. How are things?
>>688927692
Heyo Smug Queen. What's poppin?
>Also I don't know if you saw pic releated earlier.
>>688927931
O shit is that a Nico poster? Welcome man.
>Actual best idol claimed
Funny
>>688928133
Even I agree with this.
>>688928133
then Nico would make a better dio
>>688928077
see you l a t e r ~
>>688928077
Farewell
>>688928272
Things are grand
Maybe i should greet you more.
What's the best thing about your day today?
>>688928133
man this is hard.... ro l l l l l l l l l l
>>688928228
I know that feel man, I once smoked one of my dad's cigarettes, that shit got me fucked up.
>>688928595
Fish!
>>688927730
Rolling trips for u bb so you may enter the smug harem
>>688927782
>>688927836
It happens
>>688927903
Too late! We treat all equally with love and care here
>>688927931
Hey its little nico
>>688927996
Hehe~
>>688928077
Take care
>>688928133
Nico is a good girl!
>>688928228
You alright homie?
>>688928272
Jojo part 3, rolling for you cats yowling. You?
>I did saved cause love live and BEST IDOL!
>>688928133
dio would make a better loli
>>688927811
Oh no.
>>688928697
I DENY THE SMUG HAREM. I WILL BE FREE
>ROLL
>>688928272
we can share the title~
>>688928228
shit fam what u on?
bust a nut
>>688928697
nice DFC gif
>>688928228
Are you ok?
>Mizore
>>688928804
And it's true
>pic related
>>688928697
I'm not saying she's bad, I'm just saying what everyone already knows, Dio is better.
>>688928648
It bothers me that I have no one worth rolling for, after all I've already got the greatest.
>>688928375
Dio actually has the charm to be an Idol, and the power to be a vampire lord, Nico just has some amateur idol charm and no vampire lord qualities whatsoever
>>688924140
>Is it science time?
It was.
>>688929245
Noice.
very late claim
>>688928816
How will you tell poor kongou hmm?~
>>688928919
Thanks
>>688929000
What sports do you play?
>>688929177
We gotta see him in a suit costume first, dio
>shinoa
>>688929000
cute fish
>>688928697
i can be smug too~
>>688929177
never underestimate a nico
>>688929398
noice choice desu
>>688929456
A simple enough request.
>>688929673
why thank you
>>688929599
nice fish
>>688929398
who cares if you're late if you're fabulous
>>688929599
>>688929000
birb?
>>688929177
RO L L U
>>688929456
I won't be part of this smug harem. I will be free.
>FREEDOM ROLL PART 2: FREEDOM BOOGALOO
>>688928681
Cigarettes... never again.
>>688928697
I'm good family, just litte on the light headed side
>>688928857
cough medicine with really big words
>>688929023
I'm good baby cakes, thanks for your concert
>>688928544
That is excellent to hear. Likewise, I don't think I've ever done so.
The best thing about the day today would be knowing I woke up to live through it. Yours?
>>688928697
Fell asleep earlier so I'm kinda just sitting here. Ayy I still wonder if he has seen it too.
>Rolling for us
Oh boy.
>>688928857
You know what I've done it once before and I'll do it again.
>>688929596
>>688929824
>>688929892
fish
>>688929997
>tobacco
Most pointless drug.
>>688929996
thats a cute boat.
>>688929828
fashionable late
>>688929997
hey how is destiny?
ayy girl what that thing do
>>688930375
rolling for mugi
>>688929599
Swimming? Lol
>>688929673
Nico, I love you even more now
>but bird is first l. Sorry
>>688929769
What can't you do?
>>688929996
Off by 3~
>little kid with the book laughs like an ape
>>688929997
Getting better?
>>688930058
Lets hope. Still playing OW?
Poor milinda ~
>shinoa
>>688930441
fish
>yes
