Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>688930058
The best part was waking up?
Shocking. Didn't think anyone here could be a morning person.
I enjoyed being accomplished and doing things.
>>688929996
State
>>688930446
>>688930560
Mai~
You didn't answer my question.
memes
>>688930243
I never understood how smokers tell me to avoid it like the spawn of satan yet they continue to smoke
>>688930276
Motherfucking trials of osiris, had the most sweatiest fucking match ever
>6 wins flawless
>Friend disconnects
>its 2v3
>Dominates first half
>Outta fucking nowhere sweaty tryhards pulls the biggest asspull than naruto's whole series
>lose
>No more lighthouse time
FUCK destiny man
>>688930441
Not really, still coughing my lungs out and nose is still a boogie factory
kagami claimed
>not part of a harem edition
Iowa claim
>>688930266
A very cute one.
>>688930441
FREEDOM IS WORKED FOR NOT GIVEN.
>FREEDOM ROLL 3: FREEDOM HARDER
>>688930662
What question?
I'm leaving
Bye
>rolling for kagami one last time
>>688930725
Nice meme.
kinda tired
guess I should sleep
can't wait to wake up in four hours being unable to breath
nya
>>688929997
Cigarettes aren't even the good stuff!
>Baby cakes
We have pet names now? Your so forward.
>Mizore
claim
>>688930759
I just want to know how you're doing bby~
>>688930763
>>688930779
farewell
Breath well and deep.
Dio-sama...
>>688930588
There seems to be 3 scenes I'm having trouble finding, think you could help me out?
>>688930768
Go to sleep.
>>688930848
dumby, birds dont say nya
>>688930588
Sunshine.
>>688930768
yeah man you might want to try to sleep
>>688930865
Fuck man theres this one cigarette smell that smells so sweet that I smelt my whole life, its driving me crazy trying to find out what cigarette that is
I'm always forward, pumpkin lips~
I want Kagami to wear lewd clothing all night
>>688930731
:/
>>688930743
Roll trips about leaving and you're good
>>688930757
Let's see you roll a trip then qt 3.14~
>>688930763
Bye
>>688930768
Galky
>>688930953
Wew
.
Shinoa claimed
>>688930731
It's addictive and creates habits, your brain won't stop thinking about it if you don't smoke for a while. It also creates habits, say you usually smoke after leaving work, you will start to stress badly if you don't.
It doesn't get you high, just reduces your stress at the cost of your health and money. It's pointless.
>>688930757
i could avatarfaggot as i-19 if i wanted to, but ill just stick to best girl.
>>688930925
fine
>>688930948
>>688931176
I should.
>>688931248
Smug.
>>688931248
what if i rolled for shinoa? would i gain control of the smug harem?
>>688930948
Sure, just show me a pic of your scene select and I'll try to help.
>>688931088
Sugar.
>We both got 88.
>>688930662
Haha, I am no morning person by all means. Just glad I woke up at all.
That is a good felling to experience, let's you know you're on top of things.
>>688930725
Machines
>>688930441
Nah, tuckered out of it at the moment. Pulled too many clutches for one day.
>Milinda
Ah I miss her already
>Best idol claimed
>>688931248
I'M TRYING MY BEST
>>688931273
Shame we could use more boats round here.
>>688931232
Smells sweet? It might be a black or cigarello. That's all I can think of.
>Pumpkin lips, kek
>Mizore
>>688931433
honey dew
>>688931572
>Rattle rattle
>>688931248
I really hope my symptons goes away before E3, I wanna enjoy it with my friends and get my drink on..
>>688931258
>It dosen't get you high
Fuck that noise, I can wank my stress away
>>688931620
Ah damn, maybe I'll go to a bowling alley or somewhere smokers chill, I usually smelled it there
fish
>>688930922
Ren
>>688930948
Moonpie
>>688931363
: (
>>688931457
You're not going to die anytime soon.
>>688931745
Cute pic.
I'm going for my run now guys, bye!
>Shiro
>>688931457
i want to die
>>688931401
Lemme see em smugs. I also rolled trips so you're part of the smug harem~
>>688931426
You may try~
>>688931457
Oh damn homie. You good?
Haven't talked to the guy today?
>>688931551
Keep at it!
>>688931768
I don't drink lol
>rolling
>>688931781
Rolling
>>688931768
Too bad you can't wank 10 times a day and between your work shifts tho.
No haiku this time
Just my love for Akiko
Akiko is claimed
>>688931768
Yeah that may work.
>Be weird about it to and ask to smell them
>>688931745
Zuzuzuzu
>Mizore
>>688931551
I shall reward your good choice of waifu by laying down my holy Dio blessing upon you, it may help you reach the trips you seek, only, it shall work only if deep within your heart you have the ambitions to reach your objective.
>>688931985
>Too bad you can't wank 10 times a day
Is this a challenge?
>>688931982
i shall prevail
>>688931768
>the pastels on that pic
rlly nice
very enjoyable
>>688931457
you should sleep babe.
>>688931982
I dont drink often
>>688931985
I dont see how people can get past even 3 wanks..
>>688932147
Na nigga I'll follow the smoke smell and ask what they're smoking
>>688932267
Glad you enjoyed it
>>688931982
ANOTHER ROLL FOR MY FREEDOM
>>688932163
Thank you Lord Dio.
>>688932192
I would like it not to be challenging, but do you think you can tackle it?
>>688932192
>Smug kyouko
I don't remember this when I made kyouko folder.... Did I seriously missed something?
>>688932356
I think my record was 4.
>H
>>688931902
Yuuko.
>>688931060
This is cute, thanks
I can claim taokaka right?
>>688932192
id like to see you try
>>688932356
Fine fair enough.
>>688932618
4?
>Try 7 m8.
>Mizore
>>688932356
>I don't see how people can get past even 3 wanks..
Clearly you are but an amateur.
>>688932755
Nothing wrong with a bit more pussy.
>>688932097
Akiko
>yuuko
>>688932356
>>688932618
just going to get straight the point i think my record is like 6
>just fucking end me
>>688931401
Yes you should.
>>688931433
Here you go.
>>688931902
Fluffy Hair.
-Holstaur.
>>688932806
i think i could break the record for least times....
>kagami
>>688932538
Damn, maybe, I could try, as long as I don't die from it.
>>688932608
Could be, kek
>>688932618
Good lord man, how horny or bored were you?
My third wank stings
>>688932806
Why you posting with no images, you out?
>>688932878
Is wanking multiple times REALLY something to be proud of?
>>688932977
Jesus christ, gg your dick, no re
>>688933076
HOW DID I MISSED THAT? I LITERALLY PAUSED EVERY MILISECOND
>Time to rewatch meguca
>>688931902
I sure hope not. Other than that, gradually easing through the day is just fine.
>>688931949
Why has God abandoned us?
>>688931982
Absolutely, all is well. Just had to try extra hard today since my main man wasn't down for OW today.
We did but he's gonna be in the field for two weeks, like out there out there. He had a solar charger but it broke and the chances to repair it our slim. So we kinda said our goodbyes for the 2 weeks until they return to base.
>>688932267
But I just woke up silly. What about you? I'm sure the best idol needs her sleep.
>>688932267
Nope~
>rolling
>>688932356
Oh I'm still underage till next year I can legally drink
>rolling
>>688932406
Try again!
>rolling
>>688932192
Try wanking with a fucked up knuckle
>>688932803
This pleases the smug ^_^
>>688932806
>>688932977
Unfortunately I don't have enough steel for that.
>>688933025
-1 a day?
>>688933076
You certainly have enough subjects.
>>688933118
Enough.
>>688933228
hey yuno whats happening?
>>688933016
>english
how do
>>688933118
>>688933336
my dick hurt like a bitch for the next 2 days
>>688933237
i shot a boy the other day but it was ok because it was in Florida
QOTT: WHATS the most you fapped off in one day?
4. Tried going for 5 but dick was kill and I felt like shit
>>688933016
>Breakfast scene
>The Ring
>Entrance 4
Try to go to bed early after you get steak for dinner.
Other two will randomly appear in the main menu.
>>688933237
>is almost 2AM
>sweats
a-a good idol endures!
>>688932977
g fucking g ochinchi
>>688933118
You've been gone a few days. I'm on mobile until like July, and like an idiot I left YouTube open so now my data is capped.
>Captcha refreshes faster than my images upload most of them time
>>688933336
It was in middle school when I did it. I had a day off and alone.
>Spent all day jerking it
>Mizore
>>688933297
Rolling again. I'll even give you my old Shinoa folder for my freedom
>>688933495
3
>>688933016
I will.
I claim potato moon
can you guys recommend me good cute+lewd anime?
>>688933469
Pleasurable pain?
>>688933538
Damn, you were faster than me.
>>688933495
Like 6, I think
>>688933495
12 I puked half way 13
>>688933495
3 i was panicking by the end cause esdeath was not giving as much of a Bonner
>>688933469
>pic
>>688933495
6
>>688933780
RIP
>>688933336
>-1??
is that possible???
nawww my last two years of high school, i didn't, i don't know how..
>kagami
>>688933297
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
COUNTER ROLL
>>688933495
Probably 3 or 4
>>688933538
I love that you know so much about this.
>>688933297
Oh right, forgot yous underage, still alcohol is only good for social and special occasions anyway
>>688933336
Dayum on
>>688933390
Feel like shit, how are ya?
>>688933469
Wouldnt doubt that LMAO
>>688933495
3
>>688933611
Ah shit so its finally happened?
>>688933469
Bottom right corner, right side options box.
>>688933538
I got the ring, unless there's more than one. Thanks though I'll try that out.
>>688933724
Good.
>>688933495
7,maybe 8, I wasn't even that aroused for most of them, it was just a very boring day and I wanted to waste time.
>>688933118
No, but there is something to be ashamed of if you can't even wank 4 times.
>>688932894
Hey Yuuko
I've been trying to switch up my claims
I felt they were losing their meaning if I would just continuously say ".... claimed"
>>688933934
Wut, how can you neglect this from yourself?
>>688933780
12
twelve
t w e l v e
ttttttttttttttt w e e eeelllv eeE
>>688934089
Yeah. I es dead.
>>688934242
>that pic
i don't really know....its something i have to remember most of the time lol
>kagami
>>688934389
no bully plz
>>688933237
Great to hear! Don't have to try so hard with reinhardt you know :^)
Damn. Poor guy knowing how you top go at it, he would definitely miss you and Mirai for sure
>good thing I'm here for you~ ;^)
>Rolling
>>688933268
Roll
>>688933615
Nah. You give me the source of it all last time. Whatever happened to working hard for freedom?~ are you bribing your way out?
>>688933955
Dubs do nothing qt~
>>688934089
I'd probably drink once every 2 months tbh
>>688931433
Sunshine.
>I'm sorry
>I'm really sorry, god damn it.
And you got dubs again.
>>688933970
Don't you have a Mai to seduce, lovely?
>>688933767
You were trying to help as well, that's what counts.
>>688934141
Sure, Hols.
I may be missing one scene as well.
I claim lala as my husbando
Yes it's a guy
>>688934234
Hard for me to judge. I usually don't say anything at all.
>>688933495
13-15 times
It got a bit fuzzy
>>688934733
He doesn't accept my love sadly.
>yuuko
>>688934089
thats not good im ok but whats wrong with you ?
>>688934141
wow i didnt know it was that easy
guess thats my fault though
thanks though
>>688933762
not at all
>>688934704
FREEDOM COMES AT A PRICE. WORK HARD OR PAY HARD
>>688934141
There's also a scene where you do stuffs right on the doorstep, also one where she punches you after you grab her goods.
>>688934809
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
>>688934704
i-im not cute..!
lewd pics for trips, go!
>>688935042
both in the main menu
>>688931088
>>688931433
>>688934733
YOU CAN'T STOP THE DUBS
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE
>inb4 singles
>>688934754
I hate elves.
and the fact that it's a trap makes matters worse.
>>688935081
It should rather be "What are you people" and the answer is Turned on
>>688933469
Funny, I shot a gorilla the other day but it was ok because it was in Cincinnati.
>>688933495
It was higher than 4, all I know.
>>688933557
A good idol is well prepared for performances.
>>688934704
>Implying I use him regularly
You must not know bout McCree
>If you caught that pun gg no re.
Kek, yeah it was a heartfelt goodbye, I'll miss him till then.
>Think you can handle this?
.
>>688934677
Lel
>>688934704
There ya go
>>688934959
Con flu kicking my ass
>>688934754
Are traps waifus or husbandos?
>>688934809
akiko best girl
after yellow haired girl <3
>That breakfast scene
>>688934733
I've got them all so I can help you out if you like.
>>688935008
Yeah I just clicked everything until I got it.
>>688935042
Yup saw both of those.
-Holstaur.
>>688930502
Schwanz here. Too sleepy to post my usual weird shit. Top tier waifu pic. That is all. Good night, waifu enthusiasts.
>>688934704
fish
>>688935370
Lmao I read that in Patrick's voice
>>688935370
Husbandos.
>>688935469
Thank you Schwanz!
Haven't seen you around these days, have a goodnight.
>>688935415
>That breakfast scene
It's a great one, even if a bit short.
Naked aprons are great.
>>688935368
that sucks man hope you feel better soon, not much help i know but its all i can do
>>688935370
whatever you wan it to be
>>688935604
same
>>688933495
8
>renge
ITT: semen demons, sluts and genrally shit waifys
>>688935415
figures lol
>>688935282
dude same
>>688935370
waifus if you pump them with cum 6 times a day and they wear skirts
>>688935730
Thanks brotha I'll hang in there
>Wished doctor gave me actual cough medicine than just some steroids I have no idea wtf its suppose to do
>>688933016
Where do I find this?
>>688935717
Naked aprons are really really good...
>>688935081
Yes you are qt~ you're just in denial at the moment ^_^
No lewds!
>roll
>>688935282
My boi reinhardt ain't need no guns. Up close and personal
The thread might exploded on his return. A bit like kagami's return today
>implying I cant handle a tsun
>roll
>>688935368
You do the same?
>roll
>>688935519
Guessing you miss your tomoko?~
>roll
>>688935282
mmm okay maki chan. ill be on a bit later.
gnight everyone~!
>>688934704
another before i leave
>>688935717
>>688936002
Naked aprons are the Dio of aprons.
>>688930502
ur waifu a shit
>>688935248
>Please 48 get
It's already epic enough but this would be unbelievable.
6-foot tall unfuckable robot claimed
>>688932147
Zuzuzuzu
>>688931905
Oh, thanks.
>>688936046
Eh I have beer in my fridge but have no real desire to drink it, I'd have to be in that rare mood for it
>>688933495
3 maybe 4, though one of these days I'm gonna not fap for like a month and just see how many times I can go in one day.
>>688935717
I think they're all good scenes.
>>688935717
>>688936002
Agreed.
>>688935930
That's how I figured out pretty much everything on my phone and computer, just click shit and see what happens.
>>688936001
/h/.
My ankles, shoulders, and foot blister all feel like shit after that run.
>>688933495
12 I believe, but nothing memorable in that experience, so maybe less.
>>688936002
>>688936135
Not naked, but you can interpret it as naked.
>>688936230
It has been decided, your love is never to be.
>>688936135
>>688936002
Top tier taste my friends.
>>688936256
No problem!
>>688936311
>I think they're all good scenes.
Yep, it's really really well done.
>>688936230
Don't worry.
The biggest get for me was getting you.
>>688936334
Die.
>>688936311
Thanks friend.
>>688935967
They gave you steroids? No antibiotics or cough supressants? What did they say you had?
>>688936256
Mewmewmewmewmew
>>688934761
That's because you're already so well'established no one would ever doubt it's you
I can't do that shit
And I do love me some creativity
>>688935081
kek
I've always had a high drive
It was even a requirement in my line of work at a certain point, but I shouldn't talk too much about that
>>688935255
>"What are you people" and the answer is Turned on
toppest of keks
>>688935403
Akiko best girl
yellow haired girl a shit
Time to be on my way to sleep.
I'm sure Shinoa will take over the baking.
Have a good day everyone, see you later.
>>688936428
Don't blame the sexy vampire, blame the gets.
>>688936046
Roll roll your boat.
>>688936507
A dry cough.. this shit hurts my chest sometimes..
>>688936647
Sleep well friend
other waifus are for lesser men
>>688936665
>6665 on a get related post
I'm not mad or anything.
>>688936635
i like akiko and she is number 2 now. youll have to settle with it kek
Claiming
>>688936647
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kyouko friend!
>>688936103
Fine. I'll leave you alone~ as smug queen, I will pardon this
>>688936105
Good try and good night nico
>>688936257
Ooooooohhhhhh
>roll
>>688936318
Did you get proper running wear?
>>688936647
I am. Good night and thank you
>>688936665
Close!
>>688936698
Work work work work work work
>for that freedom
>>688936815
Notice
>>688935930
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>688936046
>Up close and personal
All the easier to concussion him then :^)
That it might, I'll be the first to know anyway~
>Implying you can handle this tsun.
>>688936105
I'll be looking forward to your return Nico~
Sleep well.
>>688936647
Sleep tight.
>>688936507
I woke up late, but I'll be seeing you when I get to work cutie~
>>688936647
Goodnight beautiful
>>688936635
You are as endowed as i, if not more so.
>>688936647
Goodnight Yari Yuri.
>>688936647
Night you filthy pasta faggot
>>688936803
>she is number 2
Seriously Nyarko, eat shit you fucking pleb
>>688937055
>You are as endowed as i, if not more so.
Somehow I doubt that
I'm still extremely new
You're second or third wave, right?
>>688936958
Okay I must ask, what the hell are you rolling for?
>>688936780
I'm really not mad at all, I wasn't even trying to get a get, I didn't even realise that quads were coming up, I just wanted to state that I was speaking for the gets, not calling one, I'm not mad
>>688936976
maki is the sluttiest slut lmao
nico is pure tho
>>688936958
I wear running shoes, a t-shirt and basketball shorts, proper enough for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2yMpwM6z0
>>688936958
Lets play a game
>>688937211
Hows it going shipmate
>>688937340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unMJf2s7bhs
>>688937399
Little on the shit side, you?
>>688937195
not into that stuff. but i see why you like akiko, i would like her more if i didn't get to piss you off by saying shes #2 haha
>>688937255
Besides it's not like anyone would've cared, I constantly get gets, it's like just a habit and I never even tried to get one, except for one time where I actually got it and it was just some dubs, and during the small get fest that lasted for like 2 threads, there are no reasons to be mad at all.
>>688936958
Just like my forefathers I WILL BE FREE
>>688936744
Dry cough? It's viral then, they can't do anything except give you steroids so your body can focus on fighting it.
>>688936647
Night cutie~
>>688937049
I'm not cute cutie!
>You were right about thinking about you at work...
>Mizore
Heyo!~
>I'm up way too late but I can just sleep in anyway so fuck it.
>>688937556
Finishing the last of my beer
Gotta work open to close sunday
(0700-2300
Other than that not too bad
>>688936976
Feel like getting pinned? ',:^)
You, Mirai, and sinon for sure
>the smug will see to it and speaking of tsun~
>roll
>>688937049
Why hello ms tsun tsun~ how are you this evening~~?
>>688937211
Trips for the smug harem~
>>688937261
You must be one very happy mermaid
>>688937340
The socks?
>>688937399
Jojo tho
>>688937680
One day~
>shinoa
>>688936507
Is there any caturday Mizore?
>>688937195
I don't think it matters too much, but i started posting late December.
Most oldfags left anyhow.
>>688937942
They're the one's with fabric in them.
>>688937942
JoJo will always be ther
>i wont
>moka
