ylyl?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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ylyl?
Greetings, Earthling denizens of the 4chan.
I am Zeepnort from the planet Omicron Persei 8 here wishing to form healthy ties with your planet.
Allow me now to contribute to your Laugh And You Lose discussion with what is known to your kind as a joke.
... Relgion.
>>688922398
lost
>>688922058
She didn't even hit the nail.
>>688922672
Seems to be a nice classroom, for a jail.
>>688922026
LMFAO!!!!
>>688922366
FUCK YOU RELIGION IS NOT A JOKE!!! HESUS CHRIST SAVES AND IF YOU KEEP DENYING HIM EVENTUALLY YOU WILL NOT SEE THE PEARLY GATES AND YOU WILL BE SENTENCED TO ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR ALL ETERNITY. LAUGH IT UP NOW BUDDY BUT YOU LITTLE REMARK WAS NOTHING OTHER THAN CATERING TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF. YOU WONDER WHY YOU CANT GET A GIRLFRIEND AND WHY EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE IS SHIT???
ITS BECAUSE YOU NEED JESUS
>>688922871
underated post.
Call me a faggot but some of this is actually kinda funny.
>>688922942
underage b8
>>688922366
>>688922942
kys samefag nigger
>>688922871
ahahah i get it because he's a stinky nigger!!! thanks for the laugh fellow /b/ro
>>688923033
checked.
faggot
>>688922765
We all can be like Jacinto
>>688921674
>Using the shemag as a cape
>No actual power source for detonation
>>688923091
omg...lost lmao
>>688921996
That was amazing
>>688922964
Is the cat okay?
>>688922366
>>688922942
>>688923091
All of you are samefag!
>I can see the future.
>>688923625
was meant for
>>688923289
>>688923521
Pathetic
>>688923660
>팁 문제로 관광객과 주먹다툼 벌이기도
Kek. Can only assume those girls didn't want to tip Spongebob.
>>688922398
Cancer
>>688923660
All I heard is Spoonge Bob's laugh
>>688924202
This is fantastic. Where is this from?
>>688922231
Gay asf m80
>>688924425
Detroit
Guys this is racist! Stop!
>>688924524
Sorry I mean when.
>>688921996
>1463328565956
underrated
>>688924495
> feel anger
>>688925083
I'd just fuck her silly.
>>688923033
faggot
but check'd
>>688924336
>>688925292
thats a he
>>688924703
kek
>>688925388
You think I care?
>>688925388
Is that tom cruise?
>>688922241
Kek
>>688922026
Hahahaha!
>>688925003
Holy shit! I can't wait to post this on reddit!
>>688922496
dammit, lost.
>>688924327
This is probably from the caliphate of cedar riverside aka Minneapolis mn aka future Germany aka future cuckold zone
>>688922366
Tl;Dr, faggot
Checkd dubs
-oldfag
Can someone say something to cheer me up? I had a bad day.
>>688921674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXrnwE9Gok
>>688926052
Well,
Niggers suck
But that probably doesnt help you
Im just letting you know
>>688923538
Lost
>>688926052
I love you.
Asl?
>>688926052
get a drink and chill
>>688926052
Theres always tmw
Im drunk
Kek
>>688924336
Lost hard
btw anyone know source??
>>688925388
>check'd
>>688926212
Oh man come on
>>688926240
>>688926268
>>688926287
>>688926298
Well.. Thanks guys.
>>688925003
That file name kek
>>688926715
Can we fuck? I'm a power bottom.
>>688926499
This is just some guy being an asshole in public. Not even funny, just lame
>>688926838
your grump has blinded you to the comedy
>>688925388
Would still fuck him silly.
>>688922871
Lost
Hail Satan!
c'mon contribute, faggots
>>688926808
I'm a power middle if yall interested in making it interesting?
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ONE
>>688927397
this one's higher quality
>>688926499
only underage'd idiots would think this is funny. someone being a cunt in public is just cringe
>>688926212
http://youtu.be/4e6ZFO66A_A
>Replace "hearing" with seeing
>>688926499
kek
>>688927523
Dam bitch loves milk
>>688927469
You're just a chicken
>>688922650
lost
>>688927674
You shopping these as the thread goes on our did you already have them saved?
>>688922871
ohhhh because hes black! Got it, fellow white brother! Very well throught out joke, we sure showed those niggers!!11! :)))
>>688927894
Part two I assume?
>>688926212
Why
>>688925656
they're...evolving...!
take the shot.
>>688927833
im just using paint as it goes on
>>688926018
>being this much of newfag
GTFO
>>688926988
Every time I read that I fucking almost pass out from laughing so hard. Thanks.
>>688928114
Cool cool I wasn't sure. Feel free to cont
>>688926212
>>688926562
you took the words right out of my brain
>>688928219
thank god you gave her permission
OC Negros
>>688927687
kek
>>688926730
underrated post
>>688928050
It's amazing how high g forces can make you look old.
>>688928349
that isn't OC faggot
>>688928335
>her
>on 4chan
You must be new
>>688928348
Swish
>>688926298
asses aren't even sexual
a shit and fart machine, wow amazing.
i'm running out of content, brothers
>>688922942
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 700 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASSHOLE OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’LL PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.
>>688928423
funny cause he never uses condoms
>>688926240
I always feel bad for guys like you. I feel like you were bullied by black kids in school but you have no closure.
>>688928379
fuckin' kek'd
>>688922859
There wasn't even a nail
>>688928649
Wow such funny much original
>>688922231
>>688923595
>>688926540
HOLY MOTHERFUCK!!!
>>688928895
Holy fuck I saw that too, sauce? I hope it didn't come from Encyclopedia Dramatica, I saw a pic similar to it, but not the video there.
I wonder how banana guy would feel like if he saw that.
>>688928649
A-are you really a navy seal?
>>688928623
Look at how well it fits right before the gif restarts. It's more satisfying than a turn on but still I enjoyed the gif
>>688925785
>>688928348
Lost.
>>688926212
wow
>>688928623
Virgin Detected.
Desu/banana fags are nowhere to be seen. Something bad is about to happen
CONTRIBUTE, FUCKERS
>>688921996
Fuck. I lost. Holy shit that's ducking funny
>>688929414
nah, fam, this thread's got knights that keep the content hq
>>688921674
A common Nigger dance ritual for viewing pleasure
Boot
>>688923538
Lost
>>688929726
Gods, no matter what, always hate the way their creations have sex. Don't stick your penis in that hole or God will smite you LMAO.....
>>688922520
Lost
>>688928349
Stanford?
>>688928953
What if something actually happens this November?
>>688927523
God I wanna fuck her why
>>688930082
WTF....lmao, slips back into the bathroom...hahahaha
>>688929259
Damn, where can I get me one of them?
>>688922650
yeah lost
>>688930286
Papua New Guinea
>>688930082
sauce?
>>688930406
no idea, sorry
>>688930286
penis cord, you can make one. easy. get a hollow stick and then stick it on your dick. tie some twine to it and wrap it around your neck to hold it up. HODOR HODOR HOLD THE DOOR.
>>688930577
I know we was on a role
>>688922241
Oh shit, that little dude scampering after me would be fucking terrifying. He's all disproportioned and shit.
Big Dicks are rare. Don't be jealous. My dick slapped on a sidewalk. YLYL...
>>688923910
Bodacious
>>688928646
this hurt me phisically
>>688922851
I won.
>>688924679
mfw its named a football because its a foot long and still considered a ball in a toy sense.
>>688930406
>>688930573
Seriously. 2 things.
>It's Blazing Saddles
>Not naming file "4chan"
>>688930767
LOOK AT MY DICK BITCHES> MARVEL AT ITS AWESOMENESS.
>>688923656
This one always kills me...has for years...
>>688931107
you are sad and small. fuck off loser.
>>688928379
If all of these webm's showed these things getting cleaned out and what they looked like healed I'd be so happy.
>>688931185
why, its so stupid. are you the one who posted it and replied to yourself? seriously, that is lame as shit..... unless you are 12??? are you 12??
>>688928348
EKEEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK
>>688929852
I wonder if that'd be good with scrambled eggs...
>>688924703
Oh you silly Muslims...I can just hear the guy in the black robe "Achmed! Muhammed! I'm going to have your heads for this!"
>>688928623
>anal
your argument is invalid
>>688926052
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>>688931631
with Jizz sauce from a Jamaican black... yum yum, lets have lunch.
>>688926052
I hope you die tonight, you pathetic worthless worm. DIE. I love you.
>>688922366
Edgy, m8
>>688923656
waterminions
>>688931906
Yeah I can see how that would come in handy for shitfucking faggots like you, but other than that, nope.
>>688932036
not really, you are just stupid. the post you replied to is stupid too.... stupid is what it is and attracts more stupid i guess.
>>688922366
Fuck off space nigger
>>688930322
Lol I'm new what is this meme
>>688928996
>that's because you're blind now
???
>>688922942
gr8 b8 m8
>>688932273
I love that you replied. my nigger cock just jizzed. thanks anon.
>>688932422
all of /b/ is bait.... think about it. no matter what is posted, you reply, you react, you respond. It's all b8 m8.... all of it....
>>688922241
Where'd he get a light saber?
>>688932714
your moms ass.
>>688922345
Shit i always lose at this one
>>688924202
>night witches
>>688922366
>Omicron Persei 8
war race
>>688921674
Lost
>>688930764
>kyle the hedgehog
kek.
also, the retard in the black jacket, no trigger control. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688922231
lost
>>688929972
i know they are niggers but wtf thats too much
>>688928379
Got the rest? Love watching doctors clean these things
>>688927689
thats not milk...
>>688926212
Fuck you pls die
>>688929414
honesty this thread is so terrible that i didn't even bother posting bananas
>>688932714
From Xavier or Wolverine.
>>688926499
Kekked at the blind man trick
>>688923538
I lost to this fucking hell
>>688930693
>rolling around at the speed of sound
>Faster than light
>kekd
>>688928050
Scrub kid couldn't handle the bants.
>>688924703
>a curse on both your fathers!
OC HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bo0HRN1-TY
>>688922851
Lost
