>mfw I turned 18 today and I can't even afford to buy
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>mfw I turned 18 today and I can't even afford to buy a 6 pack of beer or a gram of weed
>no-one (expect my parents) congratulated me either
Where did it all go wrong
Birth
start fixing it one day at a time...life is a long list of decisions you have to make.
You have made many wrong decisions every day for years....start making right decisions. It isnt hard, just stop being such a pussy and do what you know is the right thing.
Do it immediately
>>688899385
yup, this.
Happy birthday anon, I'll be spending my 19th the same way.
>>688899234
Pfft your not the only one buddy. Some of us just don't belong
>>688899234
you'll always have us anon
>>688899234
be grateful for your lives /b/ this epic retard is LIVE right now ODing his life away... be grateful you aren't him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBmHZ9bGYig
>>688899234
Happy birthday faggot,,
>>688900075
idk how to make right decisions
>>688900177
true
>>688900279
I know, thanks for that
>>688900412
thanks
>>688900083
I'm 24, married to a woman I love dearly, white, male, and have nearly a 4.0gpa in mech engineering. Sounds good, right? I've been severely depressed for 10 years. Only reason I haven't taken a lead aspirin is the meds I'm on.
It never gets better.
Don't bother.
i thought i was like you guys but made a turnaround by just getting off my ass.
>>688899234
thank god you're only 18
>>implying you won't fucking change is stupid
>>688900724
damn. I'm failing college and my one friend makes me happy to be alive.
>>688900988
I legitimately want to die every day.
But I hate the idea of leaving my wife alone because I know she'd kill herself. She's very fragile.
>>688900724
It's cuz you are mech fag
EE master race.
It will be exact same every year from now anon. Happy birthday you fucking faggot.
>>688900724
>white
>hard worker
>married
That's why you are depressed
Get a tan, go to a third world country, live on welfare and fuck bitches, you will never feel depressed agai
have been in the same situation sins my 20s
you will get used to it. just treat it like any other day and you have nothing to not be depressed about.
happy birthday fag! another day you havn't killed yourself. continue like this and you will eventually find peace (aka not giving a shit about life).
>>688901425
Go back to /sci/ faggot. This isn't a pissing contest.
Also congrats on majoring in the most overpopulated engineering discipline
>>688899234
Chances are it's habitual laziness mixed with a fear of failure/being judged. Probably let that fear overcome you several times, didn't want to fail, didn't want to be laughed at, you wanted to be accepted without paying the price of looking like a dumbass every few hours in front of others, now you have to pay that debt back and learn how to even talk to adults. Growing up is not about being able to avoid mistakes, it's about making them in the first place.
At this point you have two choices to change things or one choice to stay the same. The first will be to get out of your shell and go awkwardly hang out at a social environment of your choosing. You must make this choice every day you have the chance to and make an attempt to talk to people or else you risk never being successful. Fail enough times and you will succeed, life is hard, unforgiving sometimes and without any visible purpose but there are breaks and moments of great happiness mixed in if you struggle enough and try to learn as you go, if you don't feel confident with what that means go play darksouls 1 or 2 until you beat it at least once.
Now some tips for socializing. Honesty is a good way to start. Go ahead and tell them you realized you were a loser with no friends and you are trying to change that. (Use the word "were". You are now making the effort to change so at least you stopped bending over and taking life's dick like a whimpering little slut, you're still getting fucked but your new friends should at least give a reach around so you can enjoy it a bit more.) Pick a second goal to this as well like getting fit at a gym or expanding on a hobby at a convention. Even just taking a class at a college for a new skill set will provide you with the chance. Use the experience learning new things to go make an ass of yourself and spill spaghetti all over people. Eventually someone will like the taste and you'll get a new friend.
(Cont.)
>>688902477
I actually do work.
Office manager at a construction company, but I do a lot of stuff on site too. This is the first year since 2008 that I haven't had at least 2 jobs.
>>688902477
This.
Our wants only evolve as we achieve goals.
Married to the best woman, have beautiful baby, own 4 bedroom house-still depressed as fuck. Only thing that keeps me going is my child
Happy Birthday, fuckface!
It will get easier. Doing shit right is always difficult.
xde
>>688899234
the day you started wasting your life on /b/, you fucking retard
>>688899234
Know that feel
>>688900958
Stay in school OP, make something of your life and put the hard work in now. when you turn 30 you could be Dan Bilzeran.
>>688905805
Oh and Happy Birthday faggot
>>688905805
Yeah I'll stay in school but I'm depressed as fuck and since my social skills are so poor I can't even get a job.
>>688900075
Nice one dude
>>688901294
Why the fuck do you want to die? Life is cool as shit! Are you just broke? Then just unbroke! Whoever said money can't buy happiness was a fucking Jew, and they're fucking loaded!
To recap, Money = Solutions to all of your problems. Or find religion, works for a lot of people. We call those people, people. Lol. No but seriously if religion helps you to not kill yourself and be happy and be a productive member of society, do it! Everything except Islam, lol. Toodle-loo!
>>688900075
this.
Happy Birthday, Anon.
>>688901294
There was even some Ted talk guy who's an atheist but said something like steal the good shit from religion to benefit yourself. Fucking stealing is the bomb, win win bitches! Alain de Botton (lol sounds like bottom. Butt. Butts. I like butts. Fuck you all bye)
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>>688906668
thanks /b/ros
>>688906357
i really don't how to get money. I'm not skilled in anything. I should probably become a criminal
>>688900724
Motherfucker it's the fucking meds fucking your head. What did some fucking psych major reject diagnose you with some bullshit mental disease you gullible fuck, and you thought taking a pill would fix it. Look at the cow lady that fucking Degrassi girl played (lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ) fucking she's autistic as fucking fuck and talks about good diet and nutrition, fucking go vegan you faggot and also she takes very very small doses, that she really emphasizes. I want to emphasize how gay you are you fucking homo. Kbye!
>>688906357
Not stupid enough for religion. Crazy broke. I have chronic pain from a motorcycle wreck some years back. I basically just don't have motivation anymore.
I have legitimately considered crime, namely hitman. I know I'd probably get caught real quick, but at least it would be interesting. Better than being bland.
>>688907571
Wow I hit that shit on the head! It's always money problems. Not stupid enough for religion, lol. Too wise for your own good huh. Alright if you're really too smart, show how this guy is wrong. You might thank me one day. Most are too stupid though, heh. http://www.totalonslaught.com
But then again you are considering being a hitman, so how really smart can you be son? Lol. Are you 15? Lol.
>>688907430
Yeah, at this point you just sound like a moron.
I only got on meds seriously a few months ago anyway. My wife made me when I had a bad breakdown.
I think my main issue is that I'm kinda crazy. Like, emotionally unstable kind, not emo kid kind. It's heavy on both sides of my family, and I had kind of a fucked up upbringing, at least from a socialization point of view.
