>yfw when cumming you overshoot your towel and hit your keyboard
Fapping accidents stories?
>>688894167
Hit your mom's eyes instead of her mouth.
>>688894167
Your dad walked in when I came in your mom
I'm surprised he didn't watch he just started fapping
>>688894167
you gotta be stupid if that happens to you.
1. take 3 squares of toilet paper
2. fold 2 times
3. put center of dick head into piece of paper moments before cuming
4 hold the piece of paper around your dick
5. ???
6 profit
7. flush down paper.
>be me
>meet hot girl in train
>ask her if she wants to go drink a coffee
>to my surprise, she says yes
>we drink coffee and talk and spend quality time in town
>later on she tells me she has to go now
>we kiss and grope each other for a good ten minutes until her bus came
>dick equals diamonds
>after she left i had to sit down for a few minutes because of the massive boner in my pants
>went home and fapped
>didnt even take a minute
>never came that much in my life
>sprayed half the room, my entire table and a good square meter of my rug with gallons of cum
>fucked the gal two days later
>>688894671
what the fuck? so you just dribble a few beads of rancid cum or something? no way that would hold a load.
>>688895212
The paper gets soaked but it holds it in place while you're cumming. You'll need another piece of paper to wipe afterwards. Pretty much like using a sock, except it isn't retarded since you don't have to clean afterwards.
One time I tried the whole 'cum on sister's panties thing' and shat bricks because it left too much of a stain and I didn't know how to fix
To solve it they had to be physically destroyed
>>688895863
>To solve it they had to be physically destroyed
but the most exciting part is putting the panties back knowing she will wear them again.
>yfw you forgot to wash your cum towel and your guest you're having over for the night uses it
>>688895863
lol
> Be me
> Be 14 years old
> Be at a friend's house
> It's like a sort of party I guess but we're all 14 and all a bunch of beta fags anyway
> See my friend's older sister
> About 17, a qt 3.14 Aryan girl
> Run straight into the toilet and look her up on FB on my phone (I have already connected to the internet at this time)
> I had never seen my friend's sisters before, she went to some classy all girls school
> Anyway, I fap like I've never fapped before over this beautiful woman
> Only one issue, in my grand hurry I didn't lock the door
> I cum just as the fucking door opens
> I also drop my phone and it lands face fucking up
> Look up to see that its my friend's sister
> She didn't yell or anything, she just looked terrified and ran off to the downstairs toilet.
> I am pretty sure that she never told my friend or anyone else what happened.
> Still friend's with this guy and occasionally see this girl, she always gives me a savage look of hatred, pure hatred.
> Also, she's dating another woman now
> TFW my fapping power may have turned a girl lesbian
> TFW I didn't fap out of shame for a month afterwards
> TFW I'm unsure how many people knew what happened
> TFW My friend got blamed for the cum stain on the bathroom floor
Pic not really related, I just like K-ON!
Have you ever fucked a sea anemone?
>accidentally jizz in fish tank
>>688898307
tldr