ever banged your mom? ever considered it?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ever banged your mom? ever considered it?
i would rather fuck my sister, can't imagine doing it with my mom
>>688893756
nobody has
everyone wants to
I don't like the idea of fucking my mom or calling an older woman mommy or shit like that, but I love the idea of an older woman having a son fetish and using me for it.
Is there a word for that? Wanting to be forced to have mom-son play?
>>688894029
afaik there are 3 images
some guy claiming to know her was posting in the last thread and had some compelling evidence
>>688893756
if she looked like that I sure would
We all want it.
Greentext?
>>688893756
My mom, fuck no, my middle school friend's slut mom, quite a few times, I'm smart enough now to know to stay away from that STD hole.
>>688893756
i had a pair of weird dreamsabout this but i really wouldnt do that
>>688894556
Thought about it, didn't do it.
>>688894277
where is image #3?
>>688893756
my mom is too crazy/skinny to want to fuck. She has bulimia and is completely insane. I mean she thinks psychologists are out to get her. If she was in shape, had a good diet, and was actually loving and caring I might want to fuck her. At the moment? hell no. She has the potential to be a 8/10 milf tho
Tried for years, never got anywhere except a couple occasions where I'm pretty sure she flashed me on purpose but no sex.
>>688894687
someone post it
I guess my mother would be okay with it. But I don't think I should do it.
>>688895152
Start with a shoulder massage, and then gently move your hands to her back, and then under her shirt, and then onto her breasts.
Thought about it. Skinny blonde with big D tits
No banging. Only blowing.
no, you fucking faggot. go see a shrink or kys.
>>688896163
Post moar
>>688893756
What her name?
>>688894881
Sounds like an easy in anon. Why faggot out of it? If she talks ppl already know she crazy.
Mom-son incest fetish is usually less about having sex with your mother and more about having sex with a caring, nurturing woman. She wants you to feel good, to be happy, and moreover wants to take care of you. The "mother" part of it is just taboo, which is exciting.
>>688897064
i dont know what this faggot is talking about. that sounds gay af
>>688897064
What a fag.
>>688896163
story ya cunt
>>688897351
i'd fuck her
>>688897351
>>688896163
you serious? moar, feet pics if you have
>>688893756
ya, would like the rest of these pics
Sadly i didnt get a hot mom. and when my dad got a new wife. she wasn't hot either... so fml
>>688897351
you realize that a person can take the facebook numbers off of the image you uploaded and look up the profile they came from right?
>tl;dr I'm looking up your mom by the identifying numbers you didn't strip out and I'm going to screen cap this thread and send it too her.
>>688898823
deliver anon
>>688898500
Son. Today, am proud.
Yes, used to post story on here a few years ago. No one believed me, IDC. Still happening.
>>688899406
post it again faggot
I once found a sex tape my mom made, was on one of them old tape camcorder.
>>688898823
pics or didnt happen also any tutorial?
>>688898823
pls explain
>>688896163
Moaaar
>>688898823
>>688899978
I just did it right now. You lazy fucks need to learn how to use Google.
>>688898823
The faggots on /b/ are getting worse. It was so simple to figure out her FB URL.
Not my mom, but for two years my best friend's mom and I went at it like rabbits. Her and her husband were separated and he was in Nevada helping his brother in law dismantle an old silver mine. My friend was heavily involved with a 15 year old that would have been happiest with a dick in each hole 24/7 but settled for wearing his, and ossasionally mine, of to a bloody nub every day. When I wasn't sneaking in a good hard pounding with the nympho I was being invited to the milf's bed and getting every nerve on my penis excited to the point of seizure. My entire marriage wasn't half as sexual as just inserting my cock into any of that woman's holes. And she loved to hear how hard I banged her son's girlfriend while I plowed her. Somewhere along the line she decided to go back to her husband but gave me a couple months head start to get tired of fucking her. I tried my level best but in the end we both kept it up and she decided to end things with her hubby. He killed himself over it, I got to bang her up the poopchute in front of his urn. It made me so hot doing that I almost injured her, but she was yelling harder harder harder the whole way.
>>688900145
>>688900274
>>688900572
Post a FB pic of someone with the numbers. I'll find it.
>>688893756
Nah, would be too weird. A handjob or a blowjob maybe, but sex definitely not.
I would be lying if I said I haven't had any dreams about it but both in and out of the dream I felt like I wanted to vomit.
I'd happily fuck anybody else's mum though, older women are hot and according to my friends my mum is hot too...but I don't see it, mainly because she's my mum and it's weird to see her that way
I would do my aunties though for sure.
>>688900760
The bullshit are going up.
Google her name on google
Google her name with the word "facebook"
GOOGLE something and tell me...
do you see anything?
Then go to FB and search for her.
>>688901204
How about you read >>688900867 and post someones facebook picture with the original file name.
>>688901204
Fucking learn English you cunt.
Why you'd put a picture of your mother on /b/ is beyond me lmfao
>>688901204
what are you even talking about, you autistic fuck
>>688893756
>>688894277
If she looked like that, I might consider it
>>688901106
Well, if my mum was like really hot, I'd totally bang her in every way possible
>>688901812
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
>>688893756
Not wanting to bang a family member is a gender construct thats been engraved into your mind since you began to speak. Your subconscious. Incest was the norm 500+ years ago
no messages yet lol
>>688893756
Not my actual mom. I used to get porn off Kazaa and that when I discovered all the incest, beast, toon, All that taboo shit. I'm surprised my dad didn't get arrested tbh. Anyway the one that stuck was the mom son shit.
>Be 19 yr old me.
>no friends, no go, no life outside work.
>hit up those adult meet and fuck type sites cause I haven't gotten laid since I was 15.
>meet older women (pic related)
>She expresses intrest in younger guys and me when I msg her.
>we talk and I admit my fetish. Turns out she also shares this.
>holyfuckingfuckyes.jpeg
>role play for several months and exchange picstudent now and then.
>she finally tells me how much she wished I lived near her.
>I put a fake address cause I wanted role play not actually Sex.
>she lives in my town.
> tells her this and we decide to meet.
>>688901812
Typical beta newfag.
>>688902152
Not wanting to bang a family member is a SOCIAL (thats what i meant) construct thats been engraved into your mind since you began to speak. Your subconscious. Incest was the norm 500+ years ago
>>688893756
>>688894277
Only two n00ds?? I want moarr
>>688893756
No, but I have that sofa
>>688901812
I'm honestly disappointed in you /b/
it took me literally seconds to find him
whats happening to you guys?
>>688902169
if he closes the thread then it hasn't happened obviously... not until some hero collages the info and sends it to his mum
>>688902239
with that many memes he's a fucking champion
too much pussy for you
>>688902239
Man... I remember my first thread on /b/
Never started one again after that.
>>688894277
"tumblr" in image name..
>>688897351
More of mum. Now
>>688901812
lol, typical Trumptard. Destroy him.
>>688902359
/b/ is full of a bunch of 1337 hax0rs now.
Which know nothing.
Probably not even HTML.
>>688894268
Childhood trauma
>>688897351
>>688897708
Nah she looks like Michael Jackson
>was in a dark spot in my life
>be 28
>wife left me with kids
>lost everything
>went to drugs(already had a history)
>wifey calls to tell me what's going on and whatnot
>tell her my side
>she calls mom and rats me out
>mom comes over (51ish pretty hot for her age)
>crying and begging me not to go down that road
>hours in grow tired of it
>"fine suck my dick and ill stop"
>tears in her eyes, looking up at me
>"if thats what it takes anon...I will do it"
>call bullshit, she assures me
>whip my dick out
>she grabs it, holding back her tears, reasoning with herself "its right, its for his good"
>Swallows my dick whole
>feel like a god
>wasnt hard to begin with, became diamonds as soon as she takes it in
>licking it up and down, slurping
>"I love you anon"
>grab thr back of her head and push her back in
>cum buckets and she swallows like a champ
>wake up next morning, go for a shower
>thinking back as I walk to the livingroom
>mom sleeping there
>gets back to me
>walk to her dick out
>she wakes up
>"oh hey anon did..."
>she stares
>Doesnt say a word
>sucks my dick again
>>688902339
no, retard. genetic diversity is important for a species to survive. you can't have genetic diversity if you only fuck family members.
>>688902509
>le drumpft xDD
>>688902684
This cannot be real. Youbare super fucked up bro.
>>688893756
14 years ago when i was 6 years old my mom invited my aunts and a couple friends. My aunt brought her daughter who was 4 at the time and i remember telling her to strip so she could feel the coolness of the leathery chair we had and she did. I ended up kissing her butt cheeks and humping her. I remember this so vividly because my mom caught us. Havent talked to her since. Worst day of my life.
>>688902509
i never understood how people live with these sort of injuries, do you think they think differently? like their inner voice is different or missing or something?
>>688902551
looking at the mothers relatives aint really 1337 hacking lol that what i mean by it took me seconds
Someone needs to work on sending this to his mom. This is a legit incest thread here people, evidence and all, ready to be delivered into the hands of an unsuspecting mother. Get your fucking asses in gear /b/tards
>>688902199
Continue....
>>688902199
>we decide to make a thing of this and fully indulge.
>plan to go to the zoo, shop a bit, movie in the evening, a bit of drinking, then going back to her place.
> we make a date and I'm hoping I don't get robbed or worse.
>almost back out.
>fuck it Idgaf this is once in a lifetime shit.
> we meet.
>perfect mom bod as far as I'm concerned.
>nice blouse, hair done up, and wearing a tennis skirt.
>diamonds.
>we just talk a bit in the parking lot of the zoo and after we get over the initial nerves we go in.
>look at animals and shit talk all that shit.
>>688902359
>samefagging this hard
>>688903048
I meant it as a joke with the 1337 hacking. lol They all believe they are but don't know shit. Not even how to do a Google reverse image search, when it's on /b/
>>688903285
Love it. Continue.
>>688900534
Jesus
>>688902828
Genetic diversity is important but that doesn't mean people used to cringe whenever they thought about fucking their sister. People did it. Incest was common.
>>688902359
This should be SPIDERMANS THREAD
and All should Rejoice in the Glory of SPIDERMANT Where are you Spodermont
Baiting attempt at NPA my guess would be
OP is underage Fag attempting to fuck over antother Underage
MODS BAN OP STAB HIM IN HIS EYE FOR THIS
AWKWARD TRICKERY AND LEAST BUT LAST
NPA
>>688902684
Fake and gay
>>688903038
>I ended up missing her butt cheeks
Fucking hilarious
>>688900534
So hot, but so wrong. That is, assuming it's true.
>>688903563
Or maybe some people just don't care enough to look for threads that have potential to fuck with somebody. Not everybody on /b/ has to be some self righteous nihilistic cunt. That said, this is hilarious, so do continue.
>>688902684
That's same exact scenario happened to me except with it was my Dad
>>688904135
I really don't think anyone is going to message "OP's mom" or else it would've been posted already.
lol no messages on my moms phone
why are /b/ so shit?
>>688903285
>I feel like she's getting bored like I am.
>start touching her shoulders a bit more and holding her sides.
>she starts smiling and feeling my chest alot.
> we head to a few places and on this tram thing I tell the tour guide it's my mom's birthday
> she announces it and we get the usual half hearted claps and grass.
>she lights up like a Christmas tree.
> start rubbing her leg a lot as we ride around.
> we get off and she tells me basically she wants me now.
>nope.gift
> get idea.
> there's a ski lift type thing that takes us over the whole zoo takes like 10 min.
>>688898823
Implying OP didn't reuse this picture from a milf thread from earlier today.
>>688893756
Sure haven't and sure wouldn't.
Dunno why mom/son is one of my strongest fetishes, though.
If she was hot, then absolutely. I think for the most part, most of us would, right?
>>688904347
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>688904135
Well I mean OP's kinda dissapeared as soon as details showed up
doesn't feel like a normal personal army request you know?
either way its still probably worth sending this shit to his mom
>>688904667
Duly noted.
>>688904551
Keep it coming!
>>688904765
>avatarfag doesn't realise I'm still here
>>688904511
>>688904551
yes MOAR
>>688904357
I just like fucking with people if they dun goofd.
>>688905021
well thats great but no one seems to be doing shit
what has /b/ become seriously? everyone seems too busy circle jerking over fake mom/son stories.... really fucking disappointed
>>688893756
If she was my mom honestly I probably would
>>688904357
you are whats wrong with /b/
fucking normal fags not getting involved
>>688905323
I use to shower with my mom as a kid.
It was weird as shit.
It still haunts me.
):
>>688904551
>get her on this thing and wait a bit tiller were high enough.
>lift her skirt up a bit
>she doesn't stop me just days "son what are you doing?"
>"what you want."
>start rubbing pussy and kissing her neck
>go for a bit of a grope as she like her breasts touched.
> hottest shit on the planet.
> the ride ends and we're on fire at this point.
> we decide to forgo the other plans as we'd been there about 4 hours.
> I follow her home.
>>688894268
>>688905583
Continue.
And please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, use bigger images. Thanks /b/ro.
Went on a camping trip with just me and my mom once. We picked a bad day and it ended up raining late in the afternoon. Once we got to the woods it was pouring heavily and we still had to walk quite a distance before we reached our campsite. When we got to the campsite, we were drenched in rain from head to toe. All our clothes, backpacks, and everything we had were completely soaked. So we set up the tent as quickly as possible and got in. Since our clothes were wet we stripped down naked to avoid sleeping in wet clothing. The only thing that was dry luckily was my mom's water proof sleeping bag. Deciding she wouldn't let me freeze in the tent naked, we got together in the same sleeping bag. I was never attracted to her sexually but like any teenager who saw a naked female, I developed a boner. For the entire night, my boner was pushing against ass as we tried to sleep. Neither of us could sleep because of my boner. Eventually she realized and told me I could masturbate it off if I wanted. Since I didn't want to get wet, I jerked myself off in the tent while my mom awkwardly watched. Maybe it's because my mom hasn't been in a relationship in a while but soon before I knew it, she was giving me a blow job. We ended up having sex and when I was about to blow my load, she told me to do it inside her because she didn't want the tent to get dirty.
I have a straight shota fetish but not a mommy one. its pretty strange
>>688905578
i was forced to bathe with my brothers, i get you fam
>>688905834
dude not only are these stories fake but stop wanking for fuck sake
>>688893756
No but I would fuck your mom. Deal?
>>688896163
No big stories. She just starting blowing me early and it continued. Single mom. Pics are from a park when she actual told me to get the camera out. I'm 22 now. She's 38, 36 in pics.
>>688901290
moron.
No, but one of my friends banged my mom while he slept over at my house once.
>>688905961
>never happened
>anon's dirty fantasy
i bet your story is right until the point she "felt" your boner, but then she was mad at her own weird son
so this moment stuck in your head, and now it's a sexual desire you will never aquire
kek
>>688906309
how?
everyone in this topic has been in and out of their mothers vagina. That includes your little dicks. deal with it motherfucker.
>>688905583
Sorry about the pics for ants. I'm out as I got these off an email I still had.
>we get to her place
>HER mom is there for some reason.
>Jesus you u do dis.
>she asks about where we were andoing who I was and all that.
>we say I'm a friend of her nephew and was here to look at painting some rooms.
>mom leaves after a few min of chitin chat.
>itson.png
>we start making out like we were trying to meld into one being.
> both hot and sweaty
> "you wanna take a shower son?"
> "only if you come with me."
> the only thing I liked as much as mom son was shower scenes.
>>688906298
ok just post all the pics then
>>688906958
No worries, /b/ro. Appreciate you continuing and sharing what you've got.
>>688894142
I have.
>>688902359
Message her anon be the cham/b/
