Gender:
Age:
Guys fucked:
Girls fucked:
slutiest thing you've done:
weirdest place you've fucked:
weirdest person you've fucked:
>>688842555
Gender: Genderfluid (biologically: male)
Age: 19
Guys fucked: 1
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing: jerking off in church
weirdest place: woods
weirdest person: a fat girl from class just to have some sex
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 5
Girls fucked:3
slutiest thing you've done: getting fucked by 2 guys at the same time
weirdest place you've fucked: on the roof of a building(taller buildings were around)
weirdest person you've fucked: a girl that was beyond flexible
>>688842555
gender: male trap
age: 21
guys fucked: 3 (pitcher all three times surprisingly)
girls fucked: 4
slutiest thing i've done: cosplay sex i guess?
weirdest place you've fucked: back yard
my current gf; bitch is crazy as hell, name any mental disorder and i'm sure she has it sans mental retardation
>>688842891
>genderfluid
Opinion discarded and please refrain from using that retarded shit again.
>>688842555
>Gender: Male
>Age: 18
>Guys fucked: 2
>Girls fucked: 5
>slutiest thing you've done: Dressed up like a grill and fucked my ass on molly
>weirdest place you've fucked: Movie theater/drainage tunnel
>weirdest person you've fucked: Grill that could only cum from anal
>>688842555
>Gender:
M
>Age:
40
>Guys fucked:
Zero
>Girls fucked:
Lost count? >50
>Sluttiest thing you've done:
Fucked and had cock sucked by two women in the same day. One fuck buddy in the afternoon, and then another in the evening.
>Weirdest place you've fucked:
Hmmm, can't think of any too strange. Either the parking lot of a Christian evangelical church, a Korean massage parlor, or on the couch of the married woman while her hubby was working graveyard (we fucked while listening for her toddler, in case he would wake up and walk into the room while I was balls-deep in his mom).
>Weirdest person you've fucked:
A little blonde married spinner I flirted with on Yahoo Messenger. She separated from her husband for the weekend and invited me to her hotel room. She had wine glass full in hand when she answered the door. I fucked her and cum inside her raw, and she started weeping as she went to the washroom. I left. Her husband started threatening me through her Y! account, saying she was bipolar, that he had police friends, and that he would find me. Thing is, I never told his wife where I lived or my real name. Tough luck, guy. I think she just took the dick in order to get back at her husband for some reason. Good pussy, though.
>>688842891
>genderfluid
This is how you know someone is retarded. Back to tumblr cuckfag
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 29
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 6
slutiest thing you've done: jerking off on a plane. in my seat.
weirdest place you've fucked: bathroom floor at a houseparty. not that weird, I know
weirdest person you've fucked: wife's best friend
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing: ate my cum
weirdest place: -
weirdest person: -
did i won /b/ ?
gender: male
age: 34
guys fucked: 0
girls fucked: 50+
slutiest thing i've done: blow job from some chick at a party i was at with my mistress when I left my girlfriend at home alone.
weirdest place you've fucked: beach during the day in the summer
>>688842891
Retard alert.
Gender:Male
Age:21
Guys fucked: 9
Girls fucked:3
slutiest thing you've done:attempt two dicks in my ass
weirdest place you've fucked:Mormon church entrance way
weirdest person you've fucked:A Trans friend into watersports
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys Fucked: 0
Girls Fucked: 8
Sluttiest thing I've done: Went to a party only in boxers
Weirdest Place: Woman's dressing room bathroom
Weirdest Person: Girl that made out with me while I was passed out in a back yard
>>688844239
>gender: Female
>age: 18
>guys fucked: 0
>girls fucked: 10
>slutiest thing i've done: You lost
>weirdest place you've fucked:
The game
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Sucked black cock
weirdest place you've fucked: Parking Garage in the backseat of a car
weirdest person you've fucked: 7 foot tall nigger (Not a joke, but he was feminine and thin)
>>688842555
Gender: male
Age: 20
Guys fucked:0
Girls fucked:10-15
slutiest thing you've done: fucked two girls in one night
weirdest place you've fucked: back of a car in a movie theater parking lot
weirdest person you've fucked: slutty bisexual girl who lived on my floor freshman year of college
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 4
Slutiest thing: Hmm dunno, not really slutty but fucked gf outside of my car at a quiet place just because we were horny
Weirdest place: In a public swimming pool
Weirdest person: Some random vegan hipster chick on a festival
Pic: GF
amazing how everybody is getting so pissed about somebody writing genderfluid
Gender: male
Age: 22
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: fucked a girl raw, then went home and let my gf suck my dick without washing
weirdest place you've fucked: school toilet with first gf
weirdest person you've fucked: threesome with a girl and her twin brother. They fucked each other several times before I met them. Some srs Lannister shit. Never called them again, although it was hot as fuck
>>688844654
Amazing how that meme is still used
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 1
slutiest thing you've done: Fapping head upside down leaning on my bedroom wall, with a carrot in my ass. Came on my face.
weirdest place you've fucked: Outside a concert room, under the snow
weirdest person you've fucked: Fucked only 1 person, so doesn't really count
>>688844734
very true
Gender: m
Age: 28
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: swallowed at a glory hole with my panties on
weirdest place you've fucked: military base hotel mmf threesome (git my ass fucked good)
weirdest person you've fucked: one of the guys was a cd whose wig kept coming off when I pulled on it
>>688842555
Gender: F
Age: 27
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: Threesome with two friends when very drunk
weirdest place you've fucked: Ex's parents bed I guess
weirdest person you've fucked: Swedish transgirl who got on on being hurt
>>688844887
>transgirl
So like a dude?
>>688845028
Eh, didnt look like one and I never thought of her as one, but this being /b/, sure I guess.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5 (been married for years. wife is a sexy lady. no need for others)
slutiest thing you've done: Snowballing. Do not recommend. Also pegging, absolutely recommend.
weirdest place you've fucked: Just off the side of the road by my wife's (then gf's) parent's house, up against an oak.
weirdest person you've fucked: lost virginity at 15 to a 19 year old stage 5 clingon. She awakened my sexual beast and expected me to gf and wife her. lolno. she was a slut, and for the longest time I was scared I caught something because we didn't use condoms.
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 3
slutiest thing you've done: Not sure if this counts as a slutty thing but I've hanged my gf and fucked her.
Weirdest place you've fucked: School canteen
Weirdest person you've fucked: My current gf
>male
>21
>0
>3
>nothing really slutty on my end
>my mom's bed
>i guess it was weird because i'm 6'1 and the girl was 4'9 (yes she was of age, just very short)
Gender: M
Age: 29
Guys fucked: 1
Girls fucked: 17
slutiest thing you've done: me and 2 friends took turns with a girl for over an hour straight
weirdest place you've fucked:one of those big play things at a park
weirdest person you've fucked: a hippie girl who was convinced she was psychic and could see the future, yet somehow she didnt predict me cumming in her
>>688844000
>genderfluid
Every time i hear that word i think of some liquid pouring out of a vagina.
>>688844000
Trips of truth.
I venere you.
Gender: M
Age: 35
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 9
slutiest thing you've done: jack off to a printout of niece
weirdest place you've fucked: in front room with gf dead mother in chair (we thought she was asleep)
weirdest person you've fucked: Hannah
>>688842555
>Gender: male
>Age: 21
>Guys fucked: 0
>Girls fucked: 0
>slutiest thing you've done: none
>weirdest place you've fucked: none
>weirdest person you've fucked: none
>>688842555
>Male
>28
>0
>10
>Let a married woman finger my asshole while she sucked me off, on the bed where she sleeps with her husband, while he was at work
>Playground
>Chick who looked like Shrek, met on Craigslist, fake picture, pretended to cum and bailed
>>688842555
female
23
24
0
I've made a scat video for a dude who was into that shit (pun intended).
I've fucked next to a dumpster
I've fucked really ugly guys before; I guess that's weird?
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 35 that I know of
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: was a gangbang whore at a party
weirdest place you've fucked: mourge
weirdest person you've fucked: a stalker
>>688844012
Underage b&
Gender: male
Age: 24
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 24
Slutiest thing: let my male best friend suck my cock because I was horny and his female friend teased me and left or fucked multiple girls in a day
Weirdest place: in a park?
Weirdest person: girl would tell me to stop while I was fucking her, then ask me why I was stopping, seriously confusing
>>688845651
Was fucking the stalker by choice? a bit more info could be fun.
>>688845762
>seriously confusing
Next time, establish a safeword ;-)
>>688842555
Gender: Female
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 50+
Girls fucked: 2
Slutty thing: had sex with a complete stranger in an elevator
Weirdest place: unknowingly behind some bushes right next to some crazy kkk like private meeting, we could see them and they kept yelling about niggers and white power -_- playgrounds, abandoned places
Weirdest person: this one night stand when I was 18, nice guy, attractive, tortured soul kinda thing, had a fucking collection of little tiny body parts in his fridge, (eyes, toe, finger) gtfo so fast
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked: 14
slutiest thing you've done: fucked gf and her friend at same time, and cheat on her all the time
weirdest place you've fucked: in front of couple of sleeping family members
weirdest person you've fucked: chubby wife of some loser
>>688845099
>but this being /b/
This being reality you degenerate.
1 guy and 4 girls for you.
>>688845825
Yeah it kinda was, he was at the party where I let myself get used as a fucktoy
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 8
slutiest thing you've done: Jerked off in the back of my dads car while the whole family was going a vacation
weirdest place you've fucked: on a school bus
weirdest person you've fucked: Ex gf was seriously into scat play but i wasnt. too shitty.
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked:0
>Gender:
male
>Age:
23
>Guys fucked:
0 no thanks
>Girls fucked:
10
>slutiest thing you've done:
fucked another dudes gf I guess
>weirdest place you've fucked:
shower I guess boring
>weirdest person you've fucked:
girl who died a while after we quit banging makes for weirdest story.
>>688846034
Ah I see. Was it a way to [hopefully] let him get it out of his system and leave you alone? If so, did it work?
m
20
2
3
mmf threeway, self and girl going down on guy
disabled toilet
obese jew from tindr in aforementioned disabled toilet
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked: 8
slutiest thing you've done: Hooked up with people through CL
weirdest place you've fucked: lobby of dorm at college
weirdest person you've fucked: had a gf who talked openly about her sex life with her parents.
>>688845904
> kept yelling about niggers and white power
kek
>>688842555
Gender: F (biologically: F)
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing you've done: eat penis(?)
weirdest place you've fucked: boyfriend 's house
weirdest person you've fucked: nobody weird
male
21
0
5
fucked a 14 year old when i was 18 and just broke my virginity to another girl i was inexperienced and she came onto me hard
i used to be homeless and fucked my girlfriend straight in the street under a sleeping bag everyone going past knew i was getting beeping horns from taxies and people cheering me on
girl i broke my virginity to she was just fat and ugly i came inside her and got her pregenant haha
>>688846210
Not really i didn't even know it was him until I saw all the pictures , he shows up every now and then still to check up on me
>>688846324
>biologically: F
This is /b/
>male
>20
>0 but would like to try cock once
>4
>Bought a 8" dildo and fucked myself sensless for a week straight and taught myself to deepthroat
>in the middle of a backstreet at 2 am in Prague
>My ex: demonic drive (we had at most sex 15 times a day), could and actually came an everage of 10 times during one session of fucking, squirter every damn time. All packed with a bonus of daddy issues and severe depression (3 suicide attempts over 6 months, dumped her after the 3rd)
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Guys fucked:0
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Ate a girl on her peroid
weirdest place you've fucked: School staircase
weirdest person you've fucked: None
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 6
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Let an old man stick his fingers up my ass while he was giving me head
weirdest place you've fucked: The sleeping area of a Korean bath house
weirdest person you've fucked: Some rando with a prince Albert piercing
>>688842555
>Gender:M
>Age:32
>Guys fucked:more than 50
>Girls fucked:more than 50
>slutiest thing you've done: barebacked by two shemale prostitutes same night.
>weirdest place you've fucked: roof of house
>weirdest person you've fucked: a big fat white girl maybe 300 pounds
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: around 50-60
slutiest thing you've done: Wanted to fuck a girl I just met literally a few minutes beforhand. Lived in NYC at the time and no place of my own to fuck.. Chick wasn't worth a fifty dollar hotel so I went to my aunts building. Told my aunt I had to take a shit so she let me in the building, my aunt was acting like a cunt for not texting ahead of time. Went to the staircase and fucked this girl for like 10 minutes straight then got really horny and tried putting it in her ass but was too dry and no lube.
weirdest place you've fucked: Staircase or in my Cadillac on Roosevelt Ave in Queens NY.
weirdest person you've fucked: This one chick that seemed like she was a dare away from sucking her own brothers cock.. or a girl I met in upstate NY who told me she actually she had a brother to fuck.. but had to be this girl who made up half of her life to impress me. Now she's a huge whore.
SANSIBAL IS MY KING
OVERWATCH IS THE BEST GAME SO FAR. WHY ISN'T THERE ANYTHING RELATED TO COUNTER-STRIKE THO? PLS GABEN
Gender : M
Age : 17
Guyd fucked : 0
Girls fucked : 0
slutiest thing you've done : masturbate with dildo on omgele
weirdest place you've fucked : nowhere
weirdest person you've fucked : OP
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: Had a foursome MMFF
weirdest place you've fucked: Car in front of a department store
weirdest person you've fucked: Girl from department store, that another guy I hated wanted. The only reason I fucked her was to piss him off lol.
>>688846396
Ah gotcha. Thanks for humoring me with details. Nice pair, btw.
>>688846610
She actually wished she had*
>>688846690
You posted that on reddit.
Gender: F
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked: 1
slutiest thing you've done: cum kiss
weirdest place you've fucked: idk the floor
weirdest person you've fucked: A guy who was in a relationship for more than 6 years a didn't kow how a female orgasm felt
Gender: M
Age: 27
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: >/= 200
slutiest thing you've done: It's a toss up between orgy in a hot tub and that time I fucked a girl less than an hour after meeting her. (I'm not sure which of us was the bigger whore)
weirdest place you've fucked: Go Bus
weirdest person you've fucked: Amber, she loved to get her face pissed on. Not really my thing but it made her happy so what ever.
>>688844488
checked
Gender: M
Age: 26
Guys fucked:100+
Girls fucked:6
slutiest thing you've done:organized a gangbang with 12 guys
weirdest place you've fucked: sucked off a date under the table at a perkins
weirdest person you've fucked: passed out straight guy who was sleeping on my couch
>>688846751
Thanks :)
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Guys fucked: 3(2 tgirls and 1 femboi)
Girls fucked: 21
slutiest thing you've done: Pegged in ass by girl whilst sucking shemale dick
weirdest place you've fucked: Hospital
weirdest person you've fucked: Stereotypical feminist complete with tattoo's and purple hair.
>>688845651
Got any really good stories?
Gender: Male
Age: 7
Guys fucked: 19
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've every done: jerked off my mom
weirdest place you've fucked: on top of the twin towers
weirdest person you're fucked: my grandpa (he has autism)
>>688846785
I must have a doppelganger, I don't go to reddit.
>>688846030
Woe betide me.
Gender: male
Age: 16
Guys fucked:0
Girls fucked:0
slutiest thing you've done:wanked behind pics back as she was walking along
weirdest place you've fucked:0
weirdest person you've fucked:0
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 1
slutiest thing you've done: Rimming my girlfriend i guess
weirdest place you've fucked: Basement
weirdest person you've fucked: I only fucked my girlfriend
>>688844218
I can't remember making this post
>Gender:
Feminin yet dominant male, be ignorant and call me beta, I don't give a fuck. Your opinions don't hurt me.
>Age:
23
>Guys fucked:
10-20. I'm a slut. never felt the need to count
>Girls fucked:
20 something.. as I said I'm a slut who never found the need to count.
>slutiest thing you've done:
Hosted a party in a newly abandoned church. about 8 people turned up, all of which didn't leave the church before I got to taste them in various ways.
>weirdest place you've fucked:
Somehow not the church but under my ex's parents bed with the one I cheated with to get my ex to leave me.
>weirdest person you've fucked:
A trans person that got off to vampirism and animal porn.
>>688846952
But reddit is kinda cool tbh
>>688846903
What's good to you?
>>688842555
male
I have no age I am as young as fresh born lamb and as old the universe it self I am agefluid stop triggering me REEEEEEE
0
0
fap'd to monstergirls/tf/futa
fapped at home under the shower
see sluttiest thing
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 6
slutiest thing you've done: see next
weirdest place you've fucked: fucked my ex in her mom's bed while she was also on the phone with her dad for a few minutes
weirdest person you've fucked: girl who died her hair half steel, half purple. Has depression and a rank pussy but desperate times call for desperate measures. Not proud of it, but also one of my best friend's ex's
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 6
Girls fucked: ~30
slutiest thing you've done: Was a paid amateur porn actor for a while
weirdest place you've fucked: In a cave next to a waterfall
weirdest person you've fucked: Crazy ex mormon girl covered head to toe in tattoos who shaved 90% of her hair and dyed it pink to rebel against the church. Very kinky.
>Male
>18
>1
>Stripteased a bunch of people over Skype for Truth or Dare
>My ex was pretty weird
>>688842555
Male
18
0
3
The fuck does that mean
My friend's bathroom, not really weird
A drug addict who was decently hot but not not hot enough that i didnt regret fucking a crackwhore the next morning
>>688844098
Amazing
Show me your ways, master
>>688847225
Almost forgot
>Outside a public school on some stairs
Gender: M
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 0
Sluttiest thing you've done: Ejaculated into my own mouth
Weirdest place you've fucked: Nowhere
Weirdest person you've fucked: Myself
Gender: m
Age: 32
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 3
slutiest thing you've done: licked her asshole in a museum
weirdest place you've fucked: same museum
weirdest person you've fucked: some little kinky as shit cutie who was into abdl, she was strange as can be, but an incredible fuck
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 24
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked: 8
slutiest thing you've done: swallowed my best friend load after he pulled his wet cock out of my girlfriends twat
weirdest place you've fucked: pool floor of the downtown seattle sheridan, up against the glass for all to see
weirdest person you've fucked: my cousin
>>688845904
OMG lol
>collection of body parts in his fridge
>Male
>18
>1
>1
>I shoved a glass coca cola bottle in my arse and I came in my mouth
>the park
>white kid with long hair
>>688847245
Ha! What do you want to know?
>>688843803
>complaining about mental disorder
>is a trap
>>688845904
Hey maybe it was me i got a bodypart collection too
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 40
slutiest thing you've done: Let a stripper blow me raw for an extra $20 She said she was broke and just got out of jail for a DUI and I was paying for VIP and was happy with an HJ she kept going for the upsell and I eventually was like fine do it.
weirdest place you've fucked: Swimming pool
weirdest person you've fucked: 26 year old virgin years ago who to this day will not stop texting me
gender m
age 24
girls 20
guys dont know
wierdet place is in a national trust church
wierdest person ex who liked me doing her ass with toymwhile i fucked her
>>688845904
and here I am with my collection of toe clippings, cut off callus and boogers.
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 1
Slutiest thing I've done: fingerbanged a drunk girl behind a dumpster
Weirdest place I've fucked: Behind dumpster
Weirdest person I've fucked: feminist whore that was literally asking for it.
Gender: male
Age: 24
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: dirty outdoors fuck
weirdest place you've fucked: church
weirdest person you've fucked: fat chick as a rebound
>>688846609
Gender:M
Age:32
Guys fucked:more than 50
Girls fucked:more than 50
slutiest thing you've done: barebacked by two shemale prostitutes same night.
weirdest place you've fucked: roof of house
weirdest person you've fucked: a big fat white girl maybe 300 pounds
Gender: M
Age: 19
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Sucking a guy with my GF
weirdest place you've fucked: In a park
weirdest person you've fucked: My m cousin
>>688842555
Male
33
4
9
Trapped for a couple years
My boss' office, not my boss though
My best friend's mom
>>688847077
Something really wild or 'wrong.'
>>688846609
>>688847970
Living the dream
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 0 (because I'm not a fag like 50% of /b/
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: fucked gf in the butthole
weirdest place you've fucked: airplane bathroom
weirdest person you've fucked: random bitch at a party, never spoke to her after
Gender: M
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 2
sluttiest thing you've done: strangled a girl till she fainted then kept fucking her(was part of the act)
weirdest place you've fucked: my favorite pub, in the bathroom
weirdest person you've fucked: the girl who wanted me to strangle her who is now my girlfriend
>>688847340
>licked her asshole in a museum
top kek
>>688848006
mom story?
>>688844218
close anon, close.
Gender: M
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing: put things in my ass
weirdest place: -
weirdest person: -
Gender: female
Age: 43
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 100+
slutiest thing you've done: not much. threesome (FFF), went down on my dealer for some H
weirdest place you've fucked: cars (multiple), woods, university library, woman's room at work
weirdest person you've fucked: there have been a few. spiritual woman who wanted to orgasm only from telepathy, the one who HAD to have food toys in bed, the one who cried throughout the whole thing
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: put an ice cube in a girl's vagina
weirdest place you've fucked: the corridor
weirdest person you've fucked: my current gf
>>688847628
How come you've had so much success with bitches?
Are you a model or really handsome or something?
I can't ask all these fucks about it because most of /b/ is made out of fucking betas.
So how do you do it?
Also, are you married?
>>688847925
scum... i be so triggerd!!
>>688844218
M
18
0
0
Masturbated
-
-
>inb4 newfag out
No.
>>688844465
>Went to a party only in boxers
fucking normi
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 20ish
Girls fucked: 0 (Gold star gay)
slutiest thing you've done: I was involved in DPing a guy once, pissed on a guy
weirdest place you've fucked: Never fucked anywhere weird, a garden?
weirdest person you've fucked: I had to call the police because a guy I brought back wouldn't leave and was banging on my door
>>688842555
m
30
0
1
put huge dildo in my ass
on the beach
my gf
I know, my sex life is dull
>>688847062
>>688842555
>Gender:
19
>Age:
Male
>Guys fucked:
Probably 12
>Girls fucked:
Like 1000
>slutiest thing you've done:
Anal
>weirdest place you've fucked:
Car
>weirdest person you've fucked:
One eyed man
>>688848144
No one needs to impress you. Get over yourself.
>>688842555
Gender: male
Age: 23
Guys fucked: straight
Girls fucked: not married yet
slutiest thing you've done: kissed on 2nd date
weirdest place you've fucked: /
weirdest person you've fucked: /
pic: ex
>>688848335
you're still on time. Don't become a wizard
>>688848557
nudes, fam
>>688848371
fab fav***
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Fucked?
weirdest place you've fucked: Cabin
weirdest person you've fucked: A girl?
Ye both times were not my doing, but look good and is pretty funny so have gotten picked up a few times, only bothered to go the whole way twice though.
>>688847673
hey, by day i'd like to think i'm pretty normal. go to college/work, hang out with friends. dress normally, etc. wage slave generic type of person.
i'm ususally a slut and do it more for the fetish, rather than wanting to be trans or someshit
i ain't genderfluid like >>688842891
i'm a guy
>>688848557
>slutiest thing you've done: kissed on 2nd date
slow down cowboy. save something for later.
>>688842891
>Genderfluid
Gtfo
>>688848096
hmm, ok then well there was the party thing which was kinda wild but I was just doing that to settle some debt, as for wrong I fucked twin brothers at their mothers funeral just because I wanted to know if their dicks were the same size
>>688848644
You think HE'D have her nudes?
>>688842555
>Gender:
male
>Age:
18
>Guys fucked:
0
>Girls fucked:
0
>slutiest thing you've done:
I'm not a slut.
>weirdest place you've fucked:
-
>weirdest person you've fucked:
-
Gender: male
Age: 31
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: about 20
slutiest thing you've done: 2 girls, one was licking my butthole the other was sucking
weirdest place you've fucked: open sea
weirdest person you've fucked: Old cuckold's wife while he was calling me "master"
male
24
1
3
eaten other guys cum
toilets of mcdonalds
ginger
>>688845323
>yet somehow she didnt predict me cumming in her
kek'd
>>688846653
absolute creep
>>688848756
could you greentext one of them? Both sound good.
>>688842555
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Guys fucked: around 20
Girls fucked: around 40
slutiest thing you've done: Had a queue of guys trying to cum on me at a party
weirdest place you've fucked: Car during heavy traffic
weirdest person you've fucked: This girl that made me call her Jamie and asked if she could call me her brothers name
>>688848310
>How come you've had so much success with bitches?
>Are you a model or really handsome or something?
I'm moderately handsome. Certainly not model material.
So how do you do it?
I used to reach out on Yahoo years back, but scout around on Craigslist these days. I'm patient and persistent and [usually] keep my standards up. I talk them up, vet them and make sure they aren't bonkers or risky in their behavior, and then I start working out the logistics. So many married women out there are looking for strange cock, and the single girls are even easier. As for my skillset, I tend to seduce them with words, so by the time we ever end up meeting, they are so eager to get drilled and service me (I tend to go for submissive types).
Also, are you married?
Happily divorced now. I was a one-woman man until my wife became verbally, psychologically, and physically abusive. Left her but not before sleeping around and learning my true potential as pussy whisperer. I'm NOT special or exceptional. If you are patient and temper your skills communicating with women—especially when you know what they are needing deep down—you can rake it in, too, no problem.
>>688848981
so, the cat was is girlfriend right?
>>688848765
You've only lost when you've stopped trying
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 4
slutiest thing you've done: had rough sex in the room beside where my little sister (3years younger) had a sleep over with 5 friends
weirdest place you've fucked: Outside a church
weirdest person you've fucked: a girl in Rhodos, we fucked on a beach while a nasty old turk was watching from like 20 meters
>>688845323
I lol'd
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 70 something
slutiest thing you've done: threesome with ex and some random girl on my birthday
weirdest place you've fucked: a club
weirdest person you've fucked: my ex gfs best friend. She grunted in a very deep tone super loudly every time she came. It was a very weird situation.
Gender: M
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: around 10 (not an interesing guy)
slutiest thing you've done: Getting a blowjob at a park and cinema
weirdest place you've fucked: Bunkbed while here little brother slept in the same room
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 19 (turning twenty soon)
Guys fucked: 1 (sexted a handful of dudes)
Girls fucked: 5 (coerced tons into sending me nudes)
slutiest thing you've done: between played the long con fucc boi game into fucking a girl on her mom's bed or had sex at a creek in the woods with some chick. Got caught but left almost immediately.
weirdest place you've fucked: Creek
weirdest person you've fucked: wannabe hipster Cajun French girl.
>>688848105
actually yeah. been on some crazy binges, threesome with girls, then go on later to suck as many cocks as possible. then come home to try to fuck wife cannot even get hard lol
>>688842555
>Male
>36
>3
>19 or so. might have drunkenly fucked a few more but I dont remember
>4 way with 2 girls and a trap. I fucked all of their asses. I fucked the trap in the ass while she fucked one of the girls in the ass while that girl ate the other girl out
>literally on a grade schools grounds. Not a loli though, we were idiot teens
>I had an ex that liked to dress up as a loli for sex. she woul let me do whatever I wanted, but she just laid there and took it, whimpering. It was hot but sometimes disturbing. My favorite position was too make her ride me, just laying there and making her ride me in order too get what she wanted, whimpering like I was raping her while she rode me like a pony.
>>688844012
underage b&
>>688849394
>wife
does she know of escapades?
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 17
slutiest thing you've done: Got blown in a public park
weirdest place you've fucked: Backstage of a concert hall
weirdest person you've fucked: Tourist I met randomly, who asked to show me around.
>>688849305
Wait I take it back about the sluttiest thing. One time my brother and I fucked the same girl on the same night. Not in a three way but I had sloppy seconds
>>688842555
Male
20
5 or so as a child
4
Sucking dick and getting fucked by best childhood friend
On a soccer field in front of a main traffic street with said friend. We were like 6 and fucked eachother , some ppl watched
A prostitue. Had depression and stress related body function issues, fucked her for 4 hours and did not cum
>>688842555
>Gender:
male
>Age:
42
>Guys fucked:
3
>Girls fucked:
9
>slutiest thing you've done:
fucked GF in the bathtub at the house of my parents ... they were waiting downstairs!
>weirdest place you've fucked:
other than the bathtub? hidden in a bush of wild roses
>weirdest person you've fucked:
my male (!) cousin
>>688849120
>pussy whisperer
please tell me you never use that phrase with women (at least not the sane ones).
Male
16
9
1
Sucked 3 cocks at once in changing room at a water park
Probably my insane girlfriend
>>688849064
I can try to quickly get through the funeral one before I have to run to work
>>688849648
Never. I cringed, typing it, heh.
>>688848180
> been friends with guy since middle school
> 20 when it happened
> she was early 40s c cup, 140, 7/10 by mom standards
> his dad flipped shit and became super abusive
> they divorce
> like three weeks later i go over to his place for lunch between classes
> way closer to campus than my house
> walk in front door unannounced as usual
> Linda sitting at dinner table crying
> give her the "oh mom...." treatment
> sit next to her
> she talks about how hard things are now
> so many bills
> so much stress
> "i just feel so alone and unwanted"
> i give her a hug
> tell her "i think you're great, and doing your best. Friend is lucky to have you."
> she smiles weekly at me
> i lean down to kiss her cheek
> she totally misreads
> turns her head and i kiss her lips
> they taste like her ultra sweet coffee
> fuck fuck fuck this is wrong
> tongue slips inside my mouth
> i suck on it
> we move to couch
> make out more
> pulls her shirt off
> i suck on her tight perky breasts
> her fingers run through my hair
> "i can't, i can't, i can't..."
> NOOOOOO I'LL BE SPORTING SMURF BALLS THE REST OF THE DAY!
> she pulls away
> moment ruined
> stands up
> That's it...
> drops skinny jeans and panties
> thank you, God
> bends over couch
> bury it to the hilt in that neglected pussy
> she screams my name
> i fill her with cum
> things were awkward for a few months
> dress as girl for Halloween
> she says i look terrible
> takes me to her room
> fixes my hair and makeup
> i get hard
> we fuck in her bed
>walk back out to party grinning like schoolgirls
>>688849472
yes and for that reason I have to allow her room to have hers which in turn makes me a hard cuck, which I really enjoy, she has a stable boyfriend, and they are now haveng sex without condoms, his dick is much bigger and it is a total turn on, eating his load right after he fucks her, she comes straight home and puts it in my face, really hot, and I have no choice, anyways
>>688849654
>Sucked 3 cocks
>insane girlfriend
loled
>>688848756
Were their dicks the same size?
Also, can't tits or gtfo since you're not attnwhoring, but Noodz plz?
>>688847801
Did you get yourself checked after? I'd be too paranoid.
>jack off to a printout of niece
wtf
>Gender: MALE
>Age: 31
>Guys fucked: 2, been fucked by at least a dozen, and sucked off another 20
>Girls fucked: Lost count, probably around 40
>Tgirls fucked: 15 or so
>slutiest thing you've done: Once had sex with 3 black guys at once. Also, I paid jasmine mendez 500 to let me eat her ass after she ate lunch and had her fart in my mouth repeatedly. Then when she had to poop she did it in a diaper and put it on me and had me run errands for her.
>weirdest place you've fucked: I once swapped head with this fat tranny with a 3 inch cock in a public place.
>weirdest person you've fucked: I once fisted a 400 pound 18 year old girl a month after she gave birth. Also another fat old chick that tied me up in chains, put girls cloths on me and fucked me with toys all day.
Bonus: I have tons of weird stories. But I was serving this 400 pound slut who used to have me come to her work and smell and lick her dirty pussy and ass when she had to use the bathroom. She worked right next to me so she would text me to meet her in the handicap bathroom. I would wait for her knock. She would come in and use the bathroom then make me sniff her for like 10 minutes, then lick her clean. Sometimes she would piss right in my mouth. All sorts of weird shit. Then at night when everyone left. She would have me come to her office and sit underneath her chair and have me sniff her ass and pussy while she worked. SOmetimes she would have me lick her pussy, but mostly she just wanted me to sniff her. Anyway the real low point was that once she had 2 guys come to her office, she blew one and had him cum all over her tits while the other came inside her. I was under the desk. and when he left she made me lick all the giz off her and then lick her pussy till she came and had me eat all the cum out. then she jerked me off and had me eat it all up off her too. that was the worst.
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked:0
Girls fucked:0
slutiest thing you've done:grab an ass
weirdest place you've fucked:papper role
weirdest person you've fucked:---
>>688849120
Wow, thanks man! That's the most helpful advice I've heard on /b/ for a long time.
In your opinion, what's the best way to get better at talking and seducing women?
Thanks again, man. For real.
>>688845383
Lmao this is one of those morbid fucking stories I'd tell people drunk out of my ass at the bar.
>had sex in front of sleeping gf's mom
>actually dead the whole time
>"I'm cumming"
>>688842555
Gender: male
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 4
Girls fucked: 1
slutiest thing you've done: jack off on camera
weirdest place you've fucked: in public at a lake
weirdest person you've fucked: a really fat guy who's cock was so thick I couldn't get it in my mouth
>>688845323
kek
>>688842555
>Gender: male
>Age:24
>Guys fucked: 0
>Girls fucked: 0
>slutiest thing you've done: shat in masturbator and stuck my pee pee in it, while having a penisring around my balls and having a vibrating buttplug up my ass
>weirdest place you've fucked: still virgin
>weirdest person you've fucked: still virgen
>>>688849912
One was about half the size of the other, had to try so hard not to laugh
nder: Male
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 35ish
Girls fucked: 26ish
(had a black book for count, pretty sure wife threw it away)
slutiest thing you've done: suck 3 cocks while others watched in an apartment.
weirdest place you've fucked: In a portashitter in a combat zone while under mortar fire.
weirdest person you've fucked: i was part of a gangbang in which myself and 12 other guys took turns fucking a fat chick with 8 vagina piercings while guys recorded it and the redorsing guys' girlfriend acted as fluffers and aucked us off inbetween fucking the gang bang whore.
>>688848579
I don't go out at all, i feel trapped.
People on here always ask "what's stopping you?" and i always can think of a number of things, this is why i feel that i'm way too late, because i can't do anything.
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Guys fucked: 5 (only blowjobs tho)
Girls fucked: 8
slutiest thing you've done: FFMM
weirdest place you've fucked: in a tent at the beach, not really weird
weirdest person you've fucked: a 17 years old guy who walked funny and was super shy, came in my mouth, good times
>>688849107
Actually sluttiest thing is giving out my kik username on 4chan just so i get loads of dick pics to jerk off to.... _lauren__wood_ middle _ is double
>>688850195
What things? I'm curious
>>688842555
>Gender: Male
>Age: 25
>Guys fucked: 2
>Girls fucked: 8
>slutiest thing you've done: one-night stand
>weirdest place you've fucked: bathroom during someone's house party
>weirdest person you've fucked: nerdish 5/10 girl
>>688844823
>one of the guys was a cd whose wig kept coming off when I pulled on it
kekd
Fucking hell /b/ stop fucking so many dudes.
>>688842555
Gender: cis scum (M)
Age: 27
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 9
slutiest thing you've done: 2 in a day
weirdest place you've fucked: unfinished basement floor
weirdest person you've fucked: nutjob college girl
gender: Male
Age: 28
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 21
Sluttiest thing I've done: out of the 21 women, 20 were prostitutes
Weirdest place: old medical builiding
Weirdest person: Deaf mute prost
>>688842555
m
28
0
3
had a one night stand with a whore from the next town (grew up in a tiny farm town in Ohio) right after breaking up with my girlfriend of 7 years freshman year of college.
>at a buddy's house
>got hammered because I was a little upset, but also a feeling very free
>group of sluts come over
>one seems to take a liking to me
>starts tugging on my sleeves and feeling my stomach and stuff
>I all but black out
>she starts kissing me
>kiss back, fuck it this is the second girl I've ever kissed
>end up on the couch in the living room
>too drunk to not realize about 5 other people are crashing in there, but it's almost pitch dark
>make out, suck on her big titties
>tell her I won't fuck her, but she can suck my dick
>starts sucking my dick
>not terrible at it, but there's no way I'm going to cum, too much liquor dick
>take off her pants
>she just says "I thought you said no"
>I say "shut up"
>she turns around, pushes her ass up against me
>I go to town on her
>she's moaning and asking for faster, and faster, and faster
>I'm at my limits, so fucking drunk
>eventually, after probably 45 minutes of insane ramming, she gets up and pulls up her pants
>I'm slightly disappointed, slightly relieved
>there was no way I was going to finish
>next day, one of my long-time female friends tells me she's so ashamed of me
>what I do?
>she tells me there were a bunch of people still awake, watching and listening, pretty sure one guy was fapping to it
>>688846610
>Lieing about having sex on an anonymous image board.
Gender: male, 100% straight
Age: 22
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: ~10
slutiest thing you've done: get dick sucked to completion on ferris wheel
weirdest place you've fucked: bent ex over headstone at graveyard and fucked the life out of her/nutted balls-deep in her
weirdest person you've fucked: 4'8" latin girl. cock wouldn't fit all the way in her.
r8
All of these lesbian femanons. But I guess that's the equivalent of most of the faggots on here right? also
>Gender: cis white male
>Age: dubs
>guys fucked: football player, had a giant black cock. yums
>girls fucked: 0.5 (1/2) my hand? I can't remember, she was hot though. bitch got me to nut in like 85 minutes
>sluttiest thing you've done: posted my dick on a hot dog bun on a feminist tumblr/twitter
>weirdest place you've fucked: a closet, a hospital, your mom, dragon-dildo emporium
>weirdest person you've fucked: myself, good damn was that anal amazing
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 9
slutiest thing you've done: I'm a dude, can't be a slut.
weirdest place you've fucked: AirBnB in Tokyo
weirdest person you've fucked: New age girl or poly
Gender: male
Age: 17
Guys fucked:0
Girls fucked:2
slutiest thing you've done: put a bottle up my ass
weirdest place you've fucked: school
weirdest person you've fucked: College lecturer
Male
25
0
5
Pass
N/A
Some weird chick with a huge jaw that had cancer removed from her leg.
>>688842555
>male
>24
>0
>9ish?
>eaten ass in a church, I guess?
>church, stage, church stage, take your pick
>weirdest? probably the chick who wanted her ass licked in a church
male
20
0
0
-
-
-
i dont care about sex am i asexual?
>>688845904
>Slutty thing: had sex with a complete stranger in an elevator
how exactly does this happen?
>>688845904
gotta 11 inch pussy destroyer if you wanna femanon
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 10 including trap and trans
Girls fucked: 70~~ not sure
slutiest thing you've done: Hard sm, hitting the fucking girl with a belt, a wooden spoon, my chain with ID from the army, making her cry with it because her ex was in the army
weirdest place you've fucked:
weirdest person you've fucked: The same girl, she wanted to be hurt, she was...
>>688850347
I'm 18 for just three days, i still have stuff like parents.
Another problem is distance, i have to travel far for things.
And then there's money, broke as hell.
And the time, even though i'm learning to program stuff, they still need me to do bullshit like basic math.
For the rest? I'm allright.
I can, when i had a drink and am trying hard, talk to girls relatively normally
I'm moderately /fit/
Have next to no friends, of which none are female
I suck at social stuff
Virgin
I'm ~195 cm tall
Weigh 75Kg
Feel a lot more intelligent than others (although i'm not the person to judge)
Am skilled with technology
Am skilled with a lot of /out/door stuff
Can drink properly
>>688849983
Thanks, Anon.
• Be patient. Women are built to be turned off by poorly-lit, spontaneous dick pics and random "u want sum fuk" requests if she doesn't know or trust you. Go in with the notion that you won't be fucking her anytime soon. That may change, but it's best if you keep your cock's expectations low, so you can focus on gaining her trust and affection.
• Listen to her. As you know, women can really get a lot out of sharing feelings and their world with you. Learn their good times and bad times and ask questions and build a sincere rapport with them. I'm repeating myself, but that relationship builds trust, which leads to panties on the floor. Married women, especially, are looking for a voice that listens and supports, since they are probably out hunting because their hubby is ignoring them.
• Start out with a wide net. If you are looking for a specific type of fuck buddy, it's best to look around for a girl who is DTF, and then seeing if you can draw your preferences out of her. You won't land the type you want every time, but women are more willing to be vulnerable and open about your wants and needs if they trust you and enjoy you as a person first. Get them wet for you and then you can start whittling them down to the kind of sex or character you are hunting for.
• Don't choke. Don't bring your hang-ups into the mix. Be mature, calm, reasonable, and masculine. Keep the fart jokes out of it. Keep your issues you carry from some heartbreak in the past to yourself and get over them. Be the sturdy rock for her to hang on to. You may just be there to enjoy her body, but try and make a penpal or fuckable friend out of her, and I think you will have an easier time getting between her thighs and may have a more enjoyable time fucking her, because you know her as a person, at least partially.
Good luck, Anon.
Gender: 0
Age: 28
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 15 more if you count times I was black out drunk and can't remember any of it. I don't.
slutiest thing you've done: Broadcast webcam of me an a visiting fuckbuddy for a week straight.
weirdest place you've fucked: Public park. Cops caught us. I was 18 in 2 weeks panicked told cops I was 18, fuck yo' curfew ticket nigga. GF was 18 but didn't have license on her. Cops start lickin lips thinking she is lying and they will get me on Stat rape charges. She gives them her social and they have a hard time finding her. They about ready to "book'em danno" my ass when they check my license and find out I am 17. They finally find GF's info from her out of state social. mfw they give her a speech about how she is raping me and I can't consent even if I am willing. bahaha. warning and told go home, but don't go home, start driving, she gives me road head, and park about 2 blocks away and continue fucking.
weirdest person you've fucked: Fuckbuddy I webcammed with. Came in her for a week straight. She said she was on b/c so no worries. She goes home cross country. Things good between us for about a month. She starts acting crazy cuts off contact. Find out later she's preggers. Few months later she is married. Baby comes later, and mfw looks literally nothing like 'daddy'. A few years later, mfw child and 'daddies' race don't match, and it fucking it looks exactly like me when I was a toddler.
>>688842555
Male
20
2
19
Gangbanged a 15y/o when 17y/o with other eleven guys holy fucking slut went second btw
Erhm roof of the house not so great
Hippy mid 30s really lew ovre the coocoo called herself Poppy
Gender: female
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing you've done: rub my clit while getting fucked, suck his dick after riding on top.. Idk if those count
weirdest place you've fucked: in my car, with a lot of people surrounding it
weirdest person you've fucked: this guy who sucked at fucking but kept saying he loved having sex, he had a big dick but didn't know how to use it while this other guy who had a not so big dick makes me feel way better.
male
54
less than a dozen guys (not gay, just too horny)
more than 200 girls
fistfucked a virgin in the basement of a church at midnight. Was my third chick that day, and she paid me $50.
Weird places, like bent over chick on hood of car in bar parking lot, lotsa cars in public, the church, fields, woods, one chick in a mudpuddle in a park
my redheaded green eyed ex was fucking hearing voices insane. She wanted me to suck cum out of her pussy - not my cum. I was not down.
protip: crazy pussy is best pussy, but worst partner
>>688850606
I also once fucked my wife in a crowded public campground on a picnic table with a fire nearby
It was late at night but if anyone happened to look our direction, I'm pretty sure they would have seen. Not slutty, but definitely was at risk at being arrested for that one.
>>688851897
you like getting fucked infront of people dont you dirty little slut
>Male
>19
>1
>3
>Wanked it while cousin was asleep next to me
>Math class
>Grill. Liked anal and public fingering
Pic is girl
>>688844488
Damn, nice trip-trip dubs.
>>688846501
>Ate a girl on her peroid
Did that too. Saw myself in the mirror afterwards and I looked like a damn vampire lol
>>688851319
Appreciated, this looks totally doable. I'm only 20yo and kind of inexperienced. This is what I needed to hear, not the advice that all these fags normally give.
Good luck to you too, anon. Thanks!
>>688852465
protip: leave the tampon in, and won't get blood on face. just don't dig too deep with toungue.
Unless you want to lol
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 1
slutiest thing: Fucked in the car parking lot
weirdest place you've fucked: Unlit street
weirdest person you've fucked: Only my girlfriend so I guess her.
Gender: Female
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 11
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing you've done: Got fingered in rehab while watching a movie with 7 other people in the room.
weirdest place you've fucked:Bathroom in a mall
weirdest person you've fucked: This guy who as into scat
>>688849721
If people still want the story
>About 5 months ago
>get a call from high school friend saying that twin guys I used to dream about lost their mom
>Dont really care about dead mom, she was bitchy anyways but still feel kinda bad for brothers
>Decide I should at least say something to them and go looking for them on facebook
>find two 7/10 alpha af hunks that look so much better than high school
>instant lady boner
>Decide I need the d's, for science and also because i'm a fan of dick, sue me
> Begin consoling them and being all nice and shit whilst plotting the fall of the twin dicks
>Original plan, go to funeral be real sad, invite them back to mine so they have some friendly company and then pity fuck them into next week
>Takes about three days for them to sort out the funeral and everything and I'm there the whole way being the nicest person I can while lusting for some sweet twin dp action
>Whole time they're both all "Thanks for all the support anon, your really a great friend"
>Thinking to myself, Yeah yeah, just get to dicking me already but decide its better to say something like "Of course, anytime, what are friends for"
>Been wearing more revealing clothes, being all cutesy and shit trying to get them thinking of the pussy, kinda working but dead mom cockblocking like the bitch she is
>Finally the funeral day comes around
>Fuck yeah, its almost dick o 'clock
>Whole thing starts, everyone real sad, I'm desperately trying to get some tears going for this dead bitch
>Just think of the dick anon
>Finally twins get up to talk about their angel mom
>Can't say anything bad, it'll ruin everything
>Halfway through they start bawling their eyes out and cant make it through
>They leave for the bathroom for a good cry sesh and an uncle takes over the speech
>Quietly sneak out to check on twins/twin dicks
>Spend what feels like hours talking to them through the bathroom door like this is Frozen or something
cont?
>>688851172
You sound fairly interesting, man.
I mean, why don't you use a dating app or something? I'm pretty sure that there's a lot of girls that are in the same position as you.
Male
22
1
6
Cheated on gf with friend
Woods? bj in alley
Girl with tattoos and piercings everywhere?
>>688843679
Sounds cute.
>>688852664
Did you shit on him?
M
Undisclosed
1 guy
No girl
Sucked dick
My bed
The guy
>>688848557
still searching for a 2nd virgin
>>688852670
Yes please.
To all that think gender fluid is not an option, please stop being insensitive morons. It is a scientific fact that some people are not born the gender they relate. Who are you to tell anyone how to live their life?
>>688852670
fuck ur a cold hearted bitch but that's hot. biggest you've had?
>>688852479
Yeah, sure thing, man.
It may just be my preference, but try and be sincere in what you do. Unless you are a sociopathic opportunist, there's no need to lie to get laid. If you are genuine in what you want, and if you can truly value these women as human beings, and not just fuck toys, I think the sum pleasure increases greatly. Plus, the fun thing is that it will feel so much more like a victory when this woman chooses to be your wet little plaything because of your true self and true desires, and not through subterfuge.
And again, godspeed, Anon. Awesome that you are just 20. I didn't start playing the field until my 30s (was married through my 20s). You have a lifetime of fun ahead of you.
>>688844465
>Woman's dressing room bathroom
I fucked my girlfriend once in the bathroom at the House of Blues in New Orleans during a Chris Cornell concert.
She was a great girl, and a hot little blonde milf about 15-20 years older than me too.
>>688852840
Nope, told him i wasn't into that
>>688842555
>Gender: Male
>Age:24
>Guys fucked: A lot
>Girls fucked: 8
>slutiest thing you've done: Spent a week as a sub, dressed as a girl at this guys house.
>weirdest place you've fucked: Clifftop
>weirdest person you've fucked: Crazy fat chick that looked like whoopi goldberg.
>>688842891
>gender fluid
Fuck off
Gender: male
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 0 I'm not gay
Girls fucked: 21
slutiest thing you've done: two girls in 6 hours
weirdest place you've fucked: in public
weirdest person you've fucked: this emo hate the world college girl
>>688852670
>but dead mom cockblocking like the bitch she is
fucking kek'd
Cont pliz!
>>688852970
Yeah I'm stone cold when it comes to cumming um, real dick, 10-11" toys a little more
Gender: F
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 4
Girls fucked: 3
Sluttiest thing you've done: The second time I met a guy (now current boyfriend), we ended up at his place. Ended up getting handcuffed, slapped around, and begging for him to fuck me raw and fill me with his cum while calling him Daddy. Was pretty hot, aside from worrying about his sleeping grandma in the next room. Overall the biggest slut I've ever been with him, absolutely loving it.
Weirdest place you've fucked: Girls bathroom at my old highschool.
Weirdest person you've fucked: Some guy that me and my ex fooled around with. Super chill to hang out with, very awkward to fuck since he was a virgin.
>>688852969
It's still gay.
protip: there are no scientific facts, only data and theories.
>>688842555
>Girls fucked:
I have no idea.
Most at 1 time was 6. My wife says I passed out and they fucked on top of me but I'm still counting it.
Gender: 21
Age: m
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 7
slutiest thing you've done: sharpie in pooper
weirdest place you've fucked: garage
weirdest person you've fucked: blonde chick
>>688844654
I actually identify as a meme and your use of that picture is racist
>>688853248
would you fuck any dick smaller than 10"?
Gender: M
Age: 37
Guys fucked: ~75 hj and BJ's but never anal
Girls fucked: 1 (wife of 20yrs)
slutiest thing you've done: sucked about 12 guys at a glory hole
weirdest place you've fucked: in the woods I guess.
weirdest person you've fucked: I met a guy on Craigslist for a mutual masturbation session. He wanted me to be his friend then his family. He kept talking about what good buddies we could be. How he wanted a true friend and how loyal we could be to each other. Only time I've ever been scared out of dozens of CL encounters.
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Guys fucked: 1
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: Got very drunk with two friends and had sex on the side of the road, barely covered from view by some bushes. I remember I passed out naked and woke up momentarily when a car stopped and honked their horn for a good 10 seconds. Likely appalled at the sight of 3 naked teenagers. Passed right the fuck back out.
weirdest place you've fucked: Definitely on the side of the road.
weirdest person you've fucked: No particularly weird people. I once got blown a few times by some fat chick that was doing it for drugs. Not my most proud time.
>>688852969
>It is a scientific fact that some people are not born the gender they relate.
Even if you believe that fucking stupid bullshit "genderfluid" isn't an option, it's a copout
Reality is you're just an edgy little homo trying to use this as an excuse to stand no ground whatsoever
>gender
M
>age
22
>guys fucked
8
>girls fucked
15
>slutiest thing you've done
let a guy tie me down while a girl sucks on my cock and the guy fucks me in the ass
>weirdest place you fucked
plane bathroom
>weirdest person you fucked
emo girl in 10th grade
>>688853500
Damn i fucked up with age and gender
I can't believe no one here is a virgin, only me.
It makes me feel sad , honestly.
>mfw 4chan is now filled with normies
Gender:Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked:-??
Girls fucked:??
slutiest thing you've done:???
weirdest place you've fucked:??
weirdest person you've fucked:?
>>>688853542
If it asks politely/ I want it
>>688853610
Wait wait wait no, not 2 girls, it's actually 3 girls because I hadn't counted that road incident stupidly.
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 6
slutiest thing you've done: Ate my own cum
weirdest place you've fucked: Portapotty
weirdest person you've fucked: Essentially a whale, and fucked on a beach
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Guys fucked: 3
Girls fucked : 6
Slutiest thing : was fucked in the ass by one friend while another sat close and watched
Weirdest place : in some vent type shit on the side of a building
Weirdest person : the guy who watched me and my other friend fuck . Once put a huge flashlight up his ass .
M
26
0
7
Drank piss and get pegged
McDonald's
Lesbian on the run from police
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5
sluttiest thing you've done: Not sure, I've had sex with sober girls before while I've been super shitty wasted, most people would call women slutty for that, do men hold that same standard?
weirdest place you've fucked: a park when I was 17, I'm not very adventurous I guess.
weirdest person you've fucked: A good friend of mine, I don't know how to describe how weird she is but she makes everything weird and makes most people she meets uncomfortable. She likes pee stuff I think.
>>688853706
What state you in. nine inches if you want it.
>high libido
>>688853757
Snack? You're back?
Yaaaay!
>male
>21
>0, 1 if you include getting raped as a child
>8-10? something like that
>a high school girlfriend cheated on me, so i fooled around with a handful of her friends as revenge
>the floor outside of my girlfriend at the time's father's office. he worked from home, but i busted a nut that landed on the carpet next to his computer desk
>i hooked up with a 6'8'' chick i met in a dining hall while i was in uni. we actually didn't fuck, ironically because i couldn't fit it inside her without her being in a lot of pain. i'm not even big, she was just sexually inexperienced and had a tiny vagina
>>688853927
I'm an aussie bitch, VIC
>>688853940
Huh?
22
0
16
Tongue fucked my exs ass hole
Stairwell of a hotel
A stripper
>>688842555
>Gender:
Male
>Age:
27
>Guys fucked:
0
>Girls fucked:
0
>slutiest thing you've done:
n/a
>weirdest place you've fucked:
n/a
>weirdest person you've fucked:
n/a
What the fuck do I win
>>688854053
nice im going to melbourne in a few weeks
>>688842555
Gender: cis male
Age: 38
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 20ish
slutiest thing you've done: posted cock tribs (pic related)
weirdest place you've fucked: parc de guell
weirdest person you've fucked: an enormous bbw (major fat fetish here)
>>688854101
WT Snacks was here before, but you're not him, I guess.
He fucked a whale on the beach. a real whale, and posted pic here on /b/
>>688845345
Well... yeah... that's how genderfluid people are born
>>688852670
Plox continue
>>688854158
Fireballs
>>688853984
forgot to add, the girl i fucked outside of her dad's office was a virgin before we fucked. i was as well, if you guys are wondering. still one of the most fulfilling sexual experiences of my life. that night was the first time we said we loved each other, and all that gay shit.
>>688842555
Gender: Female
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: 0 :(
Slutiest: Had sex in a public area with little cover, I guess?
Weirdest place: A park after midnight.
Weirdest person: Myself, I guess. Only have had sex with 2 dudes and they are normalish.
Gender: male
Age: 19
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 5
slutiest thing you've done: fucked my gf and my ex within an hour of each other
weirdest place you've fucked: my neighbors front lawn, an elevator, my friends basement
weirdest person you've fucked: old friends current drug addict gf
>>688852670
For the sake of Pete, cont plox
>>688853300
>Ended up getting handcuffed, slapped around, and begging for him to fuck me raw and fill me with his cum while calling him Daddy
my kind of slut
>>688842555
1. Male
2. 30
3. 1
4. ~10
5. Jerked off in 6th grade during WASL testing in my seat a few times.
6. Behind my work at an auto parts store.
7. My best friends first girlfriend, she was a nut job and a massive fatty with a fetish for getting knocked up and married. She'd cum hard talking about rings and weddings.
>>688854053
and im filthy rich. so i dont need shit :^)
>>688842555
Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 20
Guys fucked:
> 0
Girls fucked:
>5
slutiest thing you've done:
>sucked a dick in a nightclub toilet
weirdest place you've fucked:
>in a tent in my friends garden while people were walking around outside
weirdest person you've fucked:
>this vegan hippie chick I was obsessed with for years, she's actually pretty chill, still talk to her every now and again
>>688854386
if you have sex with me, you will have much better stories.
Just sayin..
>>688852702
First of all, thanks m8.
I've thought about dating apps, but again, i do not have the time, money, liberal parents, etc.
And i don't think that the type of girl who would be into online dating would be the type i'm into.
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 50+ (estimate)
slutiest thing you've done: gangbanged a girl with four other guys at two different occasions
weirdest place you've fucked: blowjob in the trees next to a public trail, a couple and a girl walked by, I don't think we were seen....
weirdest person you've fucked: barebacked a girl for 20seconds before putting on condom because she wasn't on the pill. Came once and layed together for a bit. That was when I realized that there was a couple of small splotches of blood on the sheet. Wasn't from sex. Look at girl. Two bumps on arm one of leg. I fucked up big. Left right away freaked out. Came home didn't know what to do. Jumped on /b/. Ask what do. Told to go hospital. Did talk to doc. Doc says you have a one in five million chances of having AIDS. But clap and Sphil....hmm take these antibiotic to be sure. Thanks doc. Got tested three months later. Clean. Month after test. Fucked that same girl with premium wrapper on. To cute to pass up.
BTW. I weigh 350bls.
>>688853926
Tell her to pee on me
>>688845904
Just look at the numbers. This thread is proof all girls are sluts
/r/theredpill
>>688842555
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Guys fucked: 17
Girls fucked: 11
slutiest thing you've done: My uncle fucked me on a family holiday when I was 12 and I waited for him the next night and asked him to do me again.
I let two spanish girls piss on me in the woods at a festival.
I had a threesome with 2 14 year old girls when I was 22.
I drank half a pint of blood from one of my ex's.
weirdest place you've fucked: IKEA
weirdest person you've fucked: Girl with aspergers at a family barbecue.
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Guys fucked: 1
Girls fucked: 68
slutiest thing you've done: fucked a girl in the middle of a party, fucked four different girls in one week
weirdest place you've fucked: a crawlspace under a house
weirdest person you've fucked: a completely masochistic girl who would have me punch her in the face full on while fucking because she wanted a black eye to remember the sex
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: getting a handjob in the middle of class
weirdest place you've fucked: a park near my highschool in the middle of the day
weirdest person you've fucked: My first girlfriend, jesus fuck she was crazy, she had every fetish in the books, mental illness, had been molested as a child, put whatever i tell her in her vagina, and did every crazy shit you could imagine. Trust me it wasn't as fun as it sounds.
>>688846977
underage b&it
lets see if the mods fall for it
>>688854825
And all guys on /b/ are faggots
>>688854625
Well the person I'm with right now is crazy open to everything soooo no thanks ;O
>>688842555
>Gender: male
>Age: 27
>Guys fucked:5 or 6
>Girls fucked:53
>slutiest thing you've done: let men suck my dick, fucked my female 16 year old cousin when i was 22
>weirdest place you've fucked: um, in my friends living room, while a couple people were walking around lol
>weirdest person you've fucked: maybe some tranny faggot i fucked... also i fucked a 53 year old, i was super drunk and was told it was her 40th bday...i regret that one lol
Gender: dont label me, cis scum
Age: 19
Guys fucked: 0
girls fucked: 1, almost 2
slutiest thing: Idk im pretty normal. Id say have a chick grind on me half naked in a theater
weirdest place I've fucked: Just bed :(
Weirdest person you fucked: tfw have only had two gf's and neither of them were that weird (bad kind of weird anyway)
>>688852879
>>688854713
I literally just got home from fucking a hairy curly long haired chick. We both came twice. Was awesome.
Gender: male
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 1
Sluttiest thing: jerked off in bed while my friend was asleep right next to me
Weirdest place: park girls bathroom
Weirdest person: only on grill so her
>>688854846
>I drank half a pint of blood from one of my ex's
story?
Gender:M
Age:27
Guys fucked:4
Girls fucked:5
slutiest thing you've done:bottomed once
weirdest place you've fucked:a kids play room
weirdest person you've fucked:1 of the dudes and the chicks I fucked were married and the kids play room was theirs but they had no kids
>>688852969
Please give us those facts.
>>688854851
DUDE! She wanted a black eye? Woah. I won't risk it because of legal and social reasons. Wonder if that got her off too.
>>688848200
Gender: M
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 0
slutiest thing: give handjob a friend of mine
weirdest place: -
weirdest person: -
>>688842555
>Gender:
M
>Age:
24
>Guys fucked:
0
>Girls fucked:
3 (1 was hooker)
>Slutiest thing:
Cheated on gf with some nasty ex-whale I found on twitter. Gf was a bitch though so it was justified.
>Weirdest place:
Public swimming pool at night. Woods during day. Duno which one's weirder
>Weirdest person:
The girl mentioned above. She was also pretty weird mentally. Had a huge collection of one-piece action figures.
>Pic related. I requested banana in vag.
>>688845099
so you're a faggot.
>>688844488
Oh shit
Gender: M
Age: 18
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 4
slutiest thing you've done: girl 2
weirdest place you've fucked: back of my car
weirdest person you've fucked: girl 2, she had a thing for spanking excessively. Like my hands hurt nigga. I beat the shit out of her ass. Like I slapped that ass, and it slapped back
>>688854690
You'd be surprised, anon!
Remember that you're not alone and you're not the only one in your position.
I can tell you from experience that there are a lot of girls who would like to have a relationship, yet they have almost the same problems as you. There's all types of girls on Tinder, for example.
Sluts, nerdy girls, cutesy girls, artsy girls, you name it.
Just don't give up beforehand and don't make any excuses. Try a little bit harder and you'll get there, use your brain to determine where you can meet girls and get better at it.
That's what separates winners from losers. And you're still young. It's not late at all for you. Give it a try, you'll be way happier in the end.
Good luck, anon. You can do it, don't b a fucboi
>>688842555
Gender: M
Age: 26
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 9
fucked a friends girl
sluttiest thing + weirdest place: got a handjob under a table at a restaurant
weirdest person: a chubby one
>>688842555
Gender:male
Age:22
Guys fucked: 0
Girls fucked: 2
slutiest thing you've done: rode an extra large dildo while jerking off
weirdest place you've fucked: boiler room of an apartment building
weirdest person you've fucked: my mom
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Guys fucked: 2
Girls fucked: ~30
slutiest thing you've done: fucked a prostitute with my buddy
weirdest place you've fucked: GF's dad's car in a pool parking lot
weirdest person you've fucked: crazy hispanic slut that desired to be heavily beaten
>>688845450
Interesting anon, do tell us more.
