why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
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why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
Muh HFCS
because you touch your dubs at night
>>688822912
>would go broke and use her assbench as a new home
>>688823044
checksum
>>688822912
That picture is out of the UK
g8 b8 m8
>>688822912
greetings from germany
>>688822912
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>>688823367
Moar!!
I went to america for vacation a few years back.
Overall the people were really fun and social, didn't see any of that black gun crime or anything that you read about all the time.
I did find somethings hilarious though, for example they sell extra wide toilet paper and I guess it is because they have extra wide asses?
>>688824200
A kitchen roll. Come on.
>>688822912
we are so god damn rich even our poorest citizens can get obese as fuck, even die from being so fat
that's how rich we are.
>>688824391
What's the use of being wealthy if all you do is eat in excess?
>>688824200
That's what we use to wipe our asses in the kitchen, yuropoor
>>688824200
Don't get me started on the american bagels they sell.
>>688822912
Imagine she sat on your face.
European summer fag detected
>>688824561
Oh they're not wealthy. They're poor as fuck, getting government money just to stuff their faces with literal shit. There's no point to what they do, it's like people who masturbate until their dick gets all desensitized and useless, they should all kill themselves immediately, but this is America, so they just fulfill their disgusting addiction until the diabetes kills them.
>>688824871
that's hot
would lick the floor
>>688824750
>literal boner
>>688824871
read a little mate. its got fucking Australia all over it
>>688824871
>.com.au
if khaleesi was amercan
>>688824871
haha is she simultaneously piss-throwing?
>>688824871
> .com.au
> american
>>688825035
Americans on vacation, has been proven many times before.
>>688824871
>>688824871
You fucking autist. That's an Australian picture. Read the signs. Also we have stupid whores down here too. Must visit.
>>688825070
nice tits though
>>688824871
>.au
>america
R u fucked m8?
>>688824871
Except that is Canada, England or Australia you fucking idiot. USA doesn't use a 8 digit phone numbers (it is 7 or 10 with an area code),
>>688825070
>would climb between fat folds for the winter
>>688825074
whats piss-throwing?
>>688822912
what da hell i never see a big ass like that in my life how she can walk ?!!!
>>688822912
dat booty doh
Americans have nothing on us European masters.
One day North Korea will nuke you, and it's long overdue.
>>688823496
pls no brah don't do it
>>688824871
>American culture
>Posts Australian image
Wew lad. At least make an attempt like the OP. Post something that's difficult to tell where it's located or unnoticeable at first glance.
>>688825257
Cringe thread?
American culture edition
>>688822912
I don't know
>>688824871
stay classy, frankston!
>>688825224
It's when you cup your hands under the stream and throw your piss. In Australia it's a national sport
>>688825221
>the long winter
>>688825308
>>688822912
That's a solid 8/10 by American standards. Probably would be a 9/10 or 10/10 if she had a cock between her legs.
>>688822912
>why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
because they've got more niggers than us
we are fat because we are stupid and we are disgusting because we are fat. thats all there is to it
>>688824871
>.au
>>688825070
>>688825365
Nope
>>688825221
>>688825526
>winter is cumming on your folds
>Murica.
>>688825555
Witnessed
>>688825257
why are they all moving like spastics?
>>688822912
If you weren't fat and stupid yourself, you would figure it out based on credible data instead of asking /b/.
>>688825799
That midget woman in the back like "fucking faggots"
>>688825799
american army is full of faggots
>>688825727
So you open it once and it can't be used again until reset? This has 0% potential for abuse.
>>688822912
>>688825822
Don't worry, the Eurofag is just fishing with bait.
He's too busy sucking Muslim dick to bother looking at real facts.
>>688825799
Proposing to a gay man at an apple store...
>>688825799
>Why America has never won a war without being propped up by Europe and Russia.
>>688825799
>>688825799
>>688825907
>>688825680
>she could sit on my throne anytime
>>688825257
those kids all suffer from some sort of mental retardation.
You europoors are heartless.
>>688825799
>>688826331
Indeed they have the condition known as "American".
>>688826177
edited. It's actually from the UK. Remember reading it in the papers
>>688824200
I've never seen this extra wide toilet paper. And I've lived here all my life
>>688826656
off by one
>>688825448
>>688826923
kek
>>688824613
OMG I'm hungry
>>688826923
Blacks explain like five of these
>>688825070
Still hot af
>>688826790
KEKED SO HARD!, i am slovenian myself.
>>688826923
rape? this is just feminist propaganda, compared to any african country or sweden you are nothing, even when counting prison rape
>>688822912
Because they are the result of religious nut-cases inbreeding.
>>688825257
They are retarded you piece of cunt
>>688825365
that has to be
the most disgusting thing
i have ever seen
THIS is the problem.
>>688824871
>American Culture
Seems legit.
>>688823367
10/10 would throat fuck.
>>688826923
>Crimes in germany
Heh thats Funny
>>688827566
>>688825118
Backpedaling hard as fuck, you stupid degenerate.
Akmheds waitin for yo tinder ass, he knows youve been lying
>>688825799
>>688827363
Also explain that the second selection you have to actually search for a store to buy at. Ain't finding that shit at walmart
>>688822912
I'd go as far as saying that muricans are just lazy as fuck on doing proper food and meals themselves and they care very little about nutritions in their used produce. Age old argument "poor people can't buy proper food" is bullshit, they're just fucking lazy to prep their own nutritious and healthy foods.
>>688827363
you forgot about the 20 beefy crunch burritos from taco bell
>>688825727
???
do they drop the birth certificates or what?
do the kids take on new identities or someshit?
>"you're black, you are tyrone #338"
>>688822912
>So fat, stupid, and disgusting.
>>688825459
Why the fuck would you use that stupid sylinder to chop onions?
Unless you're retarded, it takes like 20 seconds to finely chop one
>>688827566
erm, that's a little bit insulting don't you think?
>>688827725
Better food is made more expensive in order to satisfy supply and demand. How does that not make sense to you? Not better just in taste, but actual health because demand isn't rich idiots, they're already rich.
>>688827880
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688827766
you put the actual baby in there
>>688822912
>>688809832
and that's two, tell me if you find another
why people so jelly of America?
>>688827363
>implying potatoes and iced tea are healthy
>>688827766
>tyrone #338
Fucking gold.
>>688825257
>Autism Rangers character select screen
>>688822912
their government is sold to lobbies and big corporations
too much money involved to put their citizens' health ahead on their own interests
the other thing is that they don't have public social security so they don't have to shoulder the cost of healthcare, so they don't give a shit
>>688828133
>compared to mt dew and tendies
>>688826642
way2lie
>>688824200
That's a paper towels you retard not you your ass
>>688825365
The floor of the metro north train is one of the most vile things. People vomit on ot every night.
>>688822912
she thicc
>>688828168
I get free healthcare .. I think you are mistaken.
Of course I'm poor so I couldn't afford it on my own. Otherwise I'd either have to pay for it or get it through my an employer .. I'm unemployed.
Americans are fags. I live in the U.S. They're fat, lazy, unhealthy pigs. They love their guns more than they love their kids. Their prisons are overflowing and their cops kill them en masse. For some reason, they love living like that. They're animals. I used to hate muslims and arabs. Now that I know how Americans live? I've seen real savages.
>>688828291
>thinking brown rice and water are expensive and bad for you
>>688822912
>why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
http://www.monsanto.com/global/de/pages/default.aspx
>>688825553
we asked you fuckers for aid, not aids
Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round
america is run by the blacks now
>>688825799
>Most romantic place you can think of is an Apple store
This creatively bankrupt specimen clearly works for MTV
I just paid 5.50 for this pic related is it just me or did mcdonnalds price go up?
>>688825727
>do emergency services know as soon as a flaming bag of shit is placed inside?
>>688828545
your system is different
in France it would be unbearable to have so many morbidly obese people, it would completely bankrupt the system
we need healthy people, that's why we don't accept Murican food here, even MacDonald shit come from Europe
>>688829048
My fucking god does that look disgusting.
>>688828890
lol eurofag detected, saying kanye is better than drake and bill o rielly is better than stephen hawking
>>688829048
The eggs look fake as fuck lol
this hole thread is about Europeans showing how little they know about america
>>688828741
It's a relative example edgelord. Most people are unwilling to go from omlette du fromage with chips and gravy to rice and water. Chill.
>>688829048
>did mcdonnalds price go up?
Most likely. I haven't been to mcdonalds in a while but 12 chicken nuggets cost like 9 bucks here which is outrageous. I could cook myself my favourite dish for two families with that amount of money
>>688829048
That would easily cost 11 bucks in sweden. 5.50 is cheap as shit.
>>688829266
>how little they know about america
>this hole thread
>>688828890
Your genius is showing.
>>688828890
>most richest
>most smartest
>>688829444
Check'em
>>688829444
Nice trips m8
>>688828545
>live in germany
>thought healthcare was free my entire life
>start working
>24% of my paycheck goes to insurance companies before it even gets to me
>lose my job one day and live on my savings
>insurance company calls me and wants 4.000€ for the two months I didn't have a job
>"h-healthcare is f-free guyz"
I fucking hate my country
>>688825727
The onion article, without even looking. I'm calling it now.
>>688828545
>unemployed
>on 4chan
Goddammit America
>>688824200
Please, go ahead and wipe your ass with kitchen towels
>>688826923
Pretty confident there are more McDeaths pr capita in aussome awestralia than anywhere else.
>>688829705
Danke Gerhard Schröder
>>688829169
you know stephen hawking is English, riiiight?
You amerifats should probably stop posting, in all honesty most of you seem retarded
>>688824200
I wipe my ass with 100 dollar bills cause fuck merica.
>>688829788
I do. My ass is huge and tp seldom has enough grit.
>>688829444
god do i really have to be literate on the internet, i didnt know this was a school
>>688829445
i know i can see kanye too
>>688829444
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>>688822912
THAT AINT NO WOMAN IT'S CHURCH BELL WEARING SKIRT!
>>688829705
I hate your country too, apart from your women.
>>688830008
That gay fish?
>>688829996
Im about to blow your mind, baby wipes just try it once you will never wipe the same after.
>>688829048
Not much time left
>>688829738
Nope.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/indiana-installs-safe-haven-baby-boxes-abandoned-newborns-n568811
>>688830133
>a sopping wet bum and "oh noes we just recalled baby wipes for accidentally containing ebola"
Would rather a shit cloth that I wash by hand each time.
>>688828028
The eurocowards are starting to get a bit upset over having to gag on Islamic dick and not being able to own any guns to defend themselves, thus they lash out as only the mentality of a four year old can. We look down upon them with pity as Europe has gone from once grand to now complete garbage.
>>688830108
HE'S A GEENYUS
>>688826923
We're still #1 tho'
>>688830187
KEK
just looked her up "Maggie De Block"
>De Block
that just works for a fatty
>>688830605
This
>>688822912
No but seriously.
European union just passed a bill to censor "hate speech" online. Like honestly, you guys get cucked and spied on at every corner possible. Have fun with big brother eurofags.
>>688830823
>NSA
>>688830823
Watch them try and stop anything
>>688826994
Why are they all niggers?
Where is the straight one?
They're European, they cant be fat, their Islamic and Jewish leaders won't allow for it.
>>688830823
>who is edward snowdinium
>>688831032
>straight people can rape/be raped, so they are obsolete. With the rest, "consent" is a title...so it isn't possible.
>>688826923
3 times the population of those meaningless speck countries
>>688830823
>you guys get cucked and spied on at every corner possible
>>688828890
>most smartest
Kys
>most talented
>kanye
Shut the fuck up
>>688831280
He's right.jpg
>>688831080
>their Islamic and Jewish leaders
>thinks muslims and jews would conspire together.
Pick one boogeyman, Cleetus.
>LaughingMuslimPresident.jpg
>>688822912
>>688825365
Not wasting food is a good thing though
Because we are The most successful best country on the planet where food is so affordable and abundant we can eat any time and as much as we want
>>688831399
>boogeyman
>alittle old for ghostie tales
Germany is a perfect example
>>688831566
>I refuse to believe it
USA USA USA
>>688824871
>>688829721
Where is the full version?
>>688827363
40 tacos from jack in the box nigger
>>688831280
idgi?
>>688824871
>Only Americans are stupid enough to fall for this bait
>>688831736
Don't download thumbnails, newfag.
@688831931
<chek this newfag out
>>688830187
what's wrong? healthy at any size
>>688827363
Sugar in the tea alone is worse than the entire to picture. Way to go retard
>>688832166
>>Zozzle
>>688831409
https://youtu.be/IiNYmiM0Nfw
The great legacy of Germany.
>>688822912
why are BLACK americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
>FTFY
>>688831931
I cut it from the original picture m8
>>688824871
Wow even by troll standards your retarted.
>>688827363
Bull fucking shit
Eating healthy is much cheaper
Just dont buy into that pre made organic shit
Try buying actual fresh food fat fucks
>>688827566
Stop oppressing me.
>>688823367
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>>688828137
underrated
Americans are not stupid, and I have the story to prove it
>>688822912
If we're so fat, stupid, and disgusting, then why do we have the most Olympic Medals?
>>688826994
What is this shit? Its some kind of visual cancer?
>>688832725
>not realising the troll has worked
>being this new
>>688829048
Jesus why would you eat that ?
And is that fucking butter on pancakes ?
>>688833115
Do you not put butter on pancakes?
>>688826923
Not even the highest per capita, m8
>>688829705
wie kann man nur so scheiße dumm sein. geh zurück in deinen deutschfaden du schwuchtel
>>688830492
The amount of sheer blinding ignorance in this post is staggering.
>>688828028
Nice vegetable
>>688832624
it's a picture of a thumbnail you god damned retard fuck take a joke
My fellow anons, there are some moments in life that require taking a leap of faith, to challenge the impossible, to accomplish what others would be content with keeping as just "a dream". This is a story about my leap.
>Be me
>Be proud American with 53 years of wisdom
>My alarm wakes me up promptly at 5:45, blasting the Fox News jingle
>I raise my head off my Bill O'Reilly body pillow (I bought a Pepsi man body suit, stuffed it and sewed it up, and replaced the Pepsi logo with the O'Reilly factor emblem. Pic related)
>I woke from a blissful sleep that provided me refuge from ISIS, illegal immigrants, and Planned Parenthood
>My feet touched on the ground, gliding across my red white and blue carpet to the kitchen
>My AI butler (a talking Barney doll replaced with a voice box that repeats famous Bill O'Reilly quotes) greets me as I walk in
>"Hello anon, and remember, the spin stops here!"
>I prepare my standard 2500 calorie breakfast of eggs, bacon, and grits
>I eat it in 6 minutes and thirty seconds, the typical time it takes for a competent McDonalds employee to cook a chicken fillet for their sandwiches
>>688825727
Why don't you believe this? This is actually very common in Germany.
They think it's better for the mother to have this option rather than letting her kill the infant out of desperation.
I can't argue with that.
>>688826923
We don't even make it into the top 5 in plastic surgery either
economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2012/04/daily-chart-13
>>688826642
Yeah, he even looks pretty British.
>As I finish at promptly 6:00 AM, I stand resolute, watching the sun rise over the New York skyline
>The Empire State Building casts a shadow, blocking the photons that traveled 92.96 million miles, only to be stopped from hitting the ground by a mere piece of steel and concrete
>But it's American engineering, every day asserting our dominance over nature. God bless the USA
>The morning show Fox and Friends commences; the co host who's there for the sole intent of promoting the general welfare talks about some motivational shit, disturbing me in my salute that should last for 18 minutes and 27 seconds (that's 17 minutes 76 seconds for you Europeans)
>Says something about some accident victim summiting a mountain with their mentor
>Cue the YouTube video and follow up interview
>Concludes with a statement that people need to achieve what others say is impossible, while seeking help from friends along the way
>By George Bush, he's right
>How am I supposed to protect capitalism and democracy if I'm only fortifying my apartment?
>Our filibustering martyrs in the Senate can only buy us so much time
>I wobble out the door, Rush Limbo down the elevator, and ride my gas powered mobility scooter to the local grocery store that pays their employees less than $15 an hour
>It's time to prepare
>>688825257
the blonde girl is someone i could see bullying in school.
>>688833195
Well im not a fat sack of crap so no
>>688826923
forgot a photo
>I buy a gallon of lube and a cluster of bananas to increase my potassium for the fight that lies ahead
>Cashier gives me an odd look as I check out
>Can't blame her, nobody can be certain that someone is not a communist in these dangerous times
>As she finishes, I bellow at her for failing to double bag my purchase
>Once she hands it over, I press my cowboy boot onto the accelerator and return to my apartment
>My quick excursion has put me dangerously close to accumulating 500 steps for the day
>I make a bee line to my bed, and with my American Steel "Swiss" army knife, I cut at the threads to my Billy O body pillow
>I remove the stuffing
>It is time
>I munch on the bananas, peels and all, providing me with the sweet energy that will be imperative in successfully executing my plan
>I unbottle the lube and pour it all over, letting it seep into my pores, before slipping on the Pepsi (O'Reilly) Man suit
>I pick up my shield (pic related) and march towards the door
>>688827263
You dirty slav cyka blyat idi nahui
ne saj ne jej penisa
>7:00 AM
>Arrive at the entrance of the Fox News building
>I can sense the presence of Bill, residing from thirty stories up
>He is the only one who will understand my mission
>I approach the guard rail that separates the crowd from the hosts of Fox and Friends
>The fucking peasants laugh at my "cosplay" and let me approach the front of the mass of people
>Who is hell is "cosplay"? Is he the one responsible for the degradation of American culture?
>I humor them and pretend to be discreet. I must become one of them, for now
>The host notices me
>itsgotime.jpg
>Walks over the me and asks my name
>My mind races for answers, eventually settles on "Ronald Cosplay"
>The host's eyebrows wrinkle in confusion but straightens out once he realized that I was a capitalist
>It was obviously difficult, considering that I was wearing a mask
>He invites me inside the ring to participate in a charity basketball shot competition
>I accept
>I take a few shots to put them at ease. I airball all of them
>Laugh a little to lighten the mood
>But underneath, an anger is brewing inside as I witness the shit that Big Brother makes these uncultured swines enjoy, only so that they won't notice the EPA crushing American industry
>Every step puts me closer to the doors of the building
>Then, I gracefully undo the knots that kept my body suit on, revealing my shiny exterior to the public
>In the second of horror and confusion that followed, I race towards the entrance
>>688824200
those are paper towels anon, for the kitchen lol
>>688826923
Not even in the top 10 in terms of rape...
>>688833335
Now I get it.
>>688824200
>mfw when I've run out of tp and had to use those paper towels
It's rough but stronger than some 1ply bullshit.
>>688826923
This is such a BS list. We arent in the top 25 of any of these. The only ones the states lead in is total McDonald's which makes sense being as its the most popular restaurant in the world and it's American and total crimes which is subjective considering traffic and minor drug charges are included. If you make a list of countries with the higest violent crimes we are out of the top 25 again. Pollution is high in any industrialized nation too bad China puts out about 10x what the USA does and that's just what is reported.
>I type a number into my phone
>The voice of Bill O'Reilly saying "We'll do it live" in a loop echoes from a garbage can around the corner
>A confused security guard walks up to the bin, and after digging around a little bit, pulls out the Barney doll
>That gives me the time I need to pound my modified cardboard shield into the back of his neck
>KO
>All that remains between me and the door is 20 feet of open space
>I race through the door and get immediately confronted by a man and woman security guard team that operates the metal detector
>Evasive maneuver activated
>I twirl in a clockwise motion, slapping my moist arms into the faces of both guards
>A fit of vertigo hits me, but when the guards try to subdue me, their hands slide of my skin
>If I can make it to the elevator I'll be set
>I smack two lobbyists and a secretary who wouldn't step out of my way
>I pound the UP button
>The elevator does not open immediately
>Oh fuck, I did not plan for this
>"What would Seal Team Six do?" I ask myself
>Before my brain, a product of the glorious American public education system, could come up with an answer, my world fell apart
>I collapse, and look up to see one of the security guards aiming her taser at me
>I lie quivering as I lose control of my bowels
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON"
>>688833766
you shit in the kitchen? fucking americans
>>688822912
probably because most americans are from other countries
>I look up, and out of the elevator steps none other than Bill O'Reilly, clad in one of his classic High Bar dress shirts
>He has come to rescue me
>I crawl towards him and begin kissing his leather dress shoes
>He kicks me in the jaw
>"Get off me, you bloviator! Why can't you freaks get a job?"
>I sob through my bloody lip and broken teeth as I come to a horrible realization: my nakedness is offending him
>Before I could cover my manhood, security drags me away, leaving a slime trail behind
>I will not go down like a slug. I will fight this mind control
>As long as they are plugged into the system, they are my enemy
>I thrash and bite at the arms of my captors, and with the added help of my lubrication, I break free
>I run into the loving embrace of my mentor
>I am met with an uppercut to the face, inflicted by O'Reilly himself
>His body guard was cowering in the corner of the elevator
>whatishappening.jpg
>He has become one of them
>"Get out you fat fuck, or else I'll be pressing charges!"
>A part of me dies
>I may never get an erection again
>Security drags me out for a final time. I offer no resistance. My will has left me
Remember what I said about taking a leap? Well fuck it, anons. The world is out to get you, and commies are everywhere, even in the people who you thought you could trust the most
>6 months later, on parole, and I'm sitting on my couch
>No more body pillows, no more butlers, no more alarm clocks
>I stand in silence, watching the sun climb in the sky, silhouetting the skyline of New York
>This city itself is a shadow of a once great nation, a restless ghost that only appears in a fleeting moment
>There is no hope
>A voice behind me speaks
>I turn around, my transistor radio is buzzing
>The voice of Donald Trump breaks through the static, promising that by running for president, he will restore the spirit of this dying nation
>My vision is clouding as I weep tears of joy
>I open up my computer, log onto Amazon, and order a Pepsi Man suit
>>688826923
Your precious cucklandia has more divorce than us too
>>688833816
Got my serious doubts about this list
>>688822912
because we're rich
>>688827603
What about the incident at cologne during new years eve 2015?
>>688826923
United States is at 24 in adolescent fertility...
data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.ADO.TFRT?order=wbapi_data_value_2014+wbapi_data_value+wbapi_data_value-last&sort=desc
>>688828133
How dare you malign the lowly potato? Eat nothing but boiled potatoes for a month and then you can talk.You'll feel like a god.
>>688833972
Fin
>>688833993
African countries, where there is the most actual rape, very rarely ever report true statistics. European countries on the other hand are very serious about it.
>>688825365
Is this the LIRR?
>>688822912
Don't blame Americans themselves.
It's the government that distracts the lowest common denominator with media, consumerism and Facebook, to keep the population servile, whilst advocating the denouncement of education and intelligence.
No doubt there are stupid Americans, but their leadership and corporations want them mindless.
Why are euros so triggered? Muh country, muh muslims.
>>688833566
Oh no an extra 50 calories. God forbid.
She's hiding a Mexican family of 12 in there
>>688825553
>>688834806
dude 50 calories of butter is only 5.5 grams, that's less than half a tablespoon
fat calories stack up quick
>>688834806
Thats not even the point
But sure eat your butter flavoured disks of shit
>>688831280
if you are afraid in any way of the government spying on you, then YOU are doing something wrong that you're trying to hide.
>>688827363
theres literally no nutrition in any of the bottom shit
>frozen shit corn that you cant digest anyways
>romaine is some fiber with water
>potatos are meh, just sustenance to not die
>ice tea is sugar water
>chicken might be decent if its not shit tier walmart retard chickens
>>688824871
I guess it was appropriated culture because that ain't the US
>>688823174
she also looks latino
>>688824871
Hawwwtttttt
>>688824561
4chan is not a good place to learn about America, or any other country. The people on this site are not normal people.
>>688825365
is that a train?
not American..we don't use them
>>688835486
You're so fucking wrong holy shit, root vegetables are literally the PERFECT food for human beings.
How can you say lettuce has no nutrition??
No wonder americans all die of heart disease.
Jesus Christ.
>>688835486
>>chicken might be decent if its not shit tier walmart retard chickens
>meat better than plant food
Do you even phytochemicals??
>>688835232
Yeah. Living and breathing. That's "wrong" in America. It's in the patriot act, look it up.
>>688833115
It is considered weird to a lot of people in america if you don't put butter on everything. I work in a restaurant and I've seen people put 6 butter tabs and 6 oz of sour cream on a single baked potato then top it off with chives cheese and bacon.
>>688835886
lettuce has negative calories, in that it takes MORE energy to digest. It's fucking water.
Bell PEppers or tomatoes.... that's a veggie. Lettuce is a garnishing.
>>688829048
a lot of popo
>>688824613
Those are delicious
>>688836090
FACE FUCKING PALM
this is called nutrient density motherfucker
greens are the most important foods you can eat you unhealthy fuck
holy shit
>>688836090
that "negative calories" shit is false. Way to be a sheep...https://www.caloriecount.com/negative-calories-myth-explained-b349703
>>688829721
Is this that new purge movie?
>>688824200
>dem dubs
Those are kitchen towels. But they work pretty well in a pinch when your gf uses all the goddamn tp in the house. A roll of tp can last a week if it's just me. But we go through a roll a day bc she has to wipe everytime she "pees".
>>688836365
At least they are trying
Just kidding
Holy fuck what do you have to eat and how much quantity of it to become this fucking hambeasted planets??
The United States is an extremely frustrating place to live. Sure it's better than most but everyone here is fucking brain washed. If you say anything remotely anti America people think you're "unpatriotic" and should leave. Also people think it is far more likely that every country in the world has done something wrong except America than it is for the vice versa. Stupidity rains supreme in this country... Fuck I need to get out of here
>>688823496
Lold hard
>>688830492
>gag on Islamic dick
how about you first finish the nigger dicks befor complaining
>>688826727
It's a joke about paper towels
>>688837183
H-how how could they breed ?
>>688827363
Fuck Kroger. I just quit from there a few days ago.
>>688833432
pepsi is uro gtfo
>>688826727
Never seen a paper towel roll? U blind?
>>688837056
Then leave
>>688828028
Whores everywhere for the taking
>>688829982
US dollars?
I love how a european guy just posted a picture of healthy food and all of these shitheads try to find something unhealthy about fruit and veggies, makes me ashamed to say i am an american. How and why would you shit on natural food that grows in earth instead of actually eating it.
>>688825308
America would wipe North Korea off the earth with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this planet
>>688830232
>Henry shmuel
>>688831771
>so 60 cents/taco?
>>688830442
Enjoy your sickening stench and your gastroenteritis. You disgust me.
>>688832784
THIS!
And stop eating sugar and anything processed while you are at it too. Studies have been done - LCHF diet wins over HCLF diet every time.
>>688822912
Thyroid issue
