Will you be rescued or die?
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Will you be rescued or die?
Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. I'm gonna live m8
>>688741333
>I am checking your triple digits /b/ friend.
Fluttershy, I think I would be safe. :3
>>688741333
Daniel tosh
>>688741487
Fucking same m8 I've been waiting for season 3 for two years
>>688741333
The Hound.
I'll be fine
>>688741333
:l
jimmy mcgill
I think I'm good
>>688741795
he'll rescue you, then buttfuck you to death kek
>>688741333
Archer
I got nothing to worry about
Dexter, he will find me and spill my blood everywhere, rip.
>>688741886
same
Bender. I don't think he's going to even try to rescue me.
My odds are good.
omg ranbow dash is gong 2 save me!!!@
Vandal Savage is going to rescue me
>>688741333
Double jeopardy is now triple jeopardy
The main character from longmire
>>688741990
Drew Carey-Price is Right
I'm fucked, fam
the ghostbusters
>>688741917
But I'm not a hairless Asian twink.
band of brothers on HBO GO...they're all dead now so i'm fucked
>>688741333
Nigel Farage
>>688741333
Frodo
>>688741333
Sterling Archer, I'm good
>>688742129
fair enough. he'll blow you to death
Eric Cartman
>>688741333
Jax Teller
>>688741333
I'm fucked, last person I saw on TV was Boris Johnson.
>>688741892
nice, but you are in better hands at HHM
kenshin himura. Started watching it again after many years. Hurray for my safety. Not samurai x or I'd be screwed.
>>688742229
The Coon? You're set, man.
>>688742264
fuck chuck, fuck howard. neither of them would be able to convince tuco to break my legs instead of killing me
>>688742301
nice
Shawn Spencer can find me easy peazy, and Lassiter and O'Hara will come in at just the right time to save them from being killed by my kidnappers
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise D.
I don't see any problems.
Tony Bourdain. 50/50 chance of rescue, I'd wager...
>>688741779
>>688742032
Kill yourself autist
>>688741779
you die of cancer faggot
>>688741333
he-man so think im good, as long as orvo doesnt fuck shit up
>>688741333
Season 5 mithbusters...
So i die when they try some overthinked weird contraption to rescue me
>>688741333
Michael scott from the office
>>688742336
No, south park
>>688741333
>LeBron James
I'm officially fucked:
Elmo will never save my ass
house is gonna save me. thanks hugh laurie!
Fucking Rachel Madow.
Roger Smith, as Kevin Bacon. Im feeling better already.
>>688742381
I'm in Janeway's hands, myself. Pretty sure I'm good as well.
>>688741333
I think I'm good.
I'm not in any danger
>>688741333
>Tommy from Peaky Blinders, they're so fucked.
This will be easy
>>688742525
LALA LALA LA LA LALA ELMOS WORLD! ELMO LOVES HIS GOLDFISH! HIS PLAYDO TOO! THATS ELMOS WORLD!!
elmo an OG son, he gon save yo punk ass
i think i'm good
>tfw rescued by sasha grey
That dude from Mysteries at the Museum. Im fucked.
Eric Flemming. I'll make it.
anthony bourdain
>>688742557
She'll use bulldyke rage to spring you.
Neo
this guy, since he a cop, think im good.
The soccer team of Venezuela and Uruguay?
Hi!
I think I might be fucked, i'd say 50/50 they get me out. I think they'd try to save me, but then end up getting drunk at their bar when it was too dangerous/hard.
House, damn. He is logical but his leg, dude...
great, a guy that can be taken down by loud noises
>>688742405 (Me)
>>688742713
Cologne ep?
>>688742826
you're history, friend. they're gonna kill you themselves, those savages.
>>688741333
Don Cherry
bob from bob's burgers
>>688742887
>tfw ben affleck was infinitely better as daredevil
>>688741333
Jared Fogle
>>688741779
faggot
>>688742890
thailand, parts unknown
>>688742903
Save me Anon :,(
>>688743019
if you're a 13 year old girl he'd come through, or a sandwich
Snake?
Some old movie is on TV and they've been calling him snake.
He's got an eye patch and I'm not sure if he's Solid Snake and this is a MGS Movie or something but I think I'lol be saved either way.
>>688741333
I think I'm safe, but also fucked.
>>688741333
The little bear thing from Brickleberry. Should live
that druid guy from shannara chronicles
>>688743143
Plissken, get back to work
>>688743143
no escape from new york or LA. snake pliskin, but he'd get your ass out of trouble pronto
>>688743143
escape from new york?
>>688741333
batman from batman animated series
not only will i be rescued in a timely manner but ill get to meet the goddam batman
>>688741333
dwight k. schrute
i think imma survive this one
>>688741333
Tony soprano. I should be good as long I think
Rider from the paw patrol. I'll be ok assuming marshal doesn't fuck it up.
Ì think i'm pretty much rescued.
welp
i think im fuck
>>688743315
>batman beyond
thats like saying i cant wait to meet batmans retarded son
>>688741333
thx goku
>>688741333
>jack reacher
based
Amy schumer... fuck
Michael Scarn... oh god...
Octonauts to the rescue
>>688741850
>The Hound.
>I'll be fine
Same, buddy
Homer Simpson welp it's been fun
Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars I'm fucked.
The 11th Doctor .
Could go either way here
>>688741333
Connor Macleod
I feel good about this
The Hound from Game Of Thrones or Mr Manhattan from Watchmen lol
>>688743431
the fact you think batman the animated series refers to batman beyond tells me you're a faggot who had a shitty childhood
FUCK! It's Micheal Cera.
>tfw this is data collection
not so sure about this shit
>>688743588
Alba ga braugh
Michael Scott as "Date Mike"
>>688743645
FUCK YOU
DONT EVER FUCKING REPLY TO ME AGAIN
>>688743645
oh my bad dude. i thought you said batman beyond for some utterly retarded reason. mucho props.
thats the only skin i use in arkham city btw animated ftw
>>688743243
>>688743271
>>688743313
Yeh that's it, I just looked it up
>>688741333
I haven't watched TV in 5 years
ITT: TV shows are movies.
>>688741333
The couple from green acres fuck my life
>>688743588
Unless ISIS kidnapped you. They love beheadings.
>>688743617
>Mr Manhattan
Is that Dr. Manhattan's retarded younger brother?
>>688743575
He'll haggle your way out
korra, im safe
>>688741333
>Punisher from Daredevil season 2
I got nothing to worry about
I'll be fine
>>688743683
â–¼
>>688743715
William Wallace great Scottish hero
>>688741333
Sherlock Holmes
Yeah, I'm fine
The Hound
I guess I'm in luck
>>688743431
he didnt say batman beyond kid. there was an original batman cartoon series you know
Fuuuck yeah
Fox.
Mulder.
This hypothetical situation where he's my hero is the only productive thing that's come from me watching X-Files back to back...
>>688741333
Gordon Ramsey
I honestly don't know
>>688743678
Welcome to the internet, newfriend.
>>688741333
Greg Amsinger. Im watching the MLB draft
>>688744017
no shit read my reply fuckface>>688743803
>kid
>projecting
>>688744088
Don't worry anon he can shout them into a state of self loathing so deep they shall never recover
>>688744126
youre fucked
>>688743917
As a punisher fan, I know that many times he cares more about killing bad people than saving good people
>>688743853
Yeah like 40 fuckin bucks aint gonna save shit. I'd rather the old man Corey or chum lee save me
>>688741333
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s
Donald Trump!!!!!!
Save me, God Emperor!
>>688741333
Watching El Rey network
Shaolin flying Chinese guys will save me!
but one will be evil and working for the emperor and kill all the other Shaolin guys and I will have to fight him to avenge them....
Guys I'm fucked
>>688744214
but he's so smart he must have some tricks up his sleeve
>>688744283
>the most I can do is 25
>>688744351
You're on your own, loser
>>688743242
fuckin set unless you have a yellow hummer then you're fucked
>>688744043
fuck he was sexy as fuk back in the day
Sheriff Hood from banshee motherfuckerssss
>>688744571
>I cant do 25 can I go 40?
>>688741333
poor fucker is gonna be counting grains of sand on a beach for eternity for kidnapping me.
>>688741333
David Duchovny as a badass goodguy LAPD Detective in the 1960s.
Fuckin A, sign me up!
Finn the Human!!!
I like my odds
>>688744571
Ransom money? Let me call down my experts and we'll talk,
Welp ...
>>688744588
kill yourself faggot
Don't even know.
If youtube counts I think I watched a clip of something carrot top was on. Fucked for sure.
If not I watched the X-files a couple weeks ago. Prolly safe.
>>688744910
Does he come with Jake?
>>688741333
Sterling Archer.
I might get shot or blown up, but I'll live and he'll bring me a bottle of Glengoolie and some gummi bears in the hospital. Plus, there's about a 90% chance I'll get to pork Pam in her pooper.
The ex top gear BBC crew
>>688744588
is this picture implying that Trump shot JFK?
that is fucking top drawer comedy right there
>>688744929
I laughed hard at this. I don't know why
>>688741333
The couple from Flip or Flop...
I'm fucked
>>688745147
yep
>>688745138
Hold the door, faggot
Alton Brown. That's not Good Eats.
>>688745229
>filename
kek
>>688741850
this
>>688741333
The rock
Lol kalisi is rescuing me with dragons. Well technically its one of her guards. Does that count
>>688742082
me too, he will rescue us and then make us feel better in 10 words or less. Then I will plow Katie Sackhoff like an acre of fertile farmland.
>>688741333
Andy Griffith. I don't know what to think.
Trevor Noah, does on demand count?
I think I am fucked.\
>>688741333
Well I'm fucked.
.....Dew Carey......Im really fucked
>>688745615
your analogy pleases me.
>>688744003
GET HYPED
>>688741333
Sidney Crosby. I think I'm fucked
The Hound. I'm good assuming George doesn't kill me first.
i'm good with this
>>688745878
Dew carey
Ayylmao
Hillary Clinton
Fuck my life
I may be a bit concerned
>>688741333
Arya Stark.
All men must die, I guess. And she's the one with the stab wounds.
>>688746995
But papa Jaq said don't let her suffer
my Waif(u) dun goofed now
>>688741333
Lisa Simpson will save me with her smarts, I assume.
>>688746650
yeah, not exactly the prize to be one for this situation
Ralph Wiggum
Not counting cartoons and chinese cartoons that would be the Flash.
And he just erased himself from the timeline or something?
Either I think he has more going on than rescuing my dumb ass.
>>688747513
you are screwed anon
>>688747343
pfft please, the waif didn't kill her when she had the chance, Waif is dead, Jaqen may even keep training her if-
OH FUCK
WHAT IF ARYA TAKES THE WAIF'S FACE TO KEEP TRAINING?!?
That'd be neat. But I think she'd done with the Faceless men.
>>688746995
The night is dark and full of terrors. Sansa should have died already. Fucking useless twat. Can't even get raped correctly
>>688741333
i'm dead
>>688747589
Either way*
>>688741333
The hound. I'm good.
>>688747652
not that anon but i assume he would be able to somehow see through her mask and realize it's actually Arya.
>>688747658
Sansa's tougher than she looks
Richard richard from bottom im fucked but it will be fun to watch
>>688747788
Good fucking taste dude. That show should've never ended.
>>688747652
I mean come on, on minute she's hiding in a cave being all cautious and shit, and then she walks out in broad daylight throwing shekels around.
Is this shit writing, or is something afoot?
>>688741333
>Walter White
Well shit he's either dead or in jail so
>>688747830
is there something in the books im missing because all i've ever seen her do is cry and bitch about shit.
>>688747942
>b-b-but we need more men
>>688747853
Top kek I watched Bottom last night!
Peñaranda de Venezuela
>>688747887
she wasn't hiding in a cave, but in a back alley or something.
She needed to sleep safely.
>>688747942
Sansa has been doing what she's doing now, amassing an army, for a whole book now. She's the Wolf Queen, kinda badass for her speeches and whatnot.
>>688741333
oh thank god Archer is comin.... im so fucked
Heidi klum ;-;
>>688748120
Sounds like your in the...danger zone
Assuming I have a large bag of cash, I'm fine.
I'm straight.
>>688748082
not like she showed her tits or anything. the only time she rustled my jimmies in the slightest was when she told little finger "well, shall we go?" while walking down the stairs. other than that, fucking flaccid
>>688748087
Fucking top tier show pisses me his dead now
>>688748113
what army?
Brad Pitt
Season 1 episode 1 jaime lanister. Could do worse I suppose
>>688741333
The Hound. No worries m8
Barney Stinson, so I guess it depends on how cute my kidnapper is
>>688742696
Yes!
>>688741957
Same here
>>688743012
>tfw you're a colossal faggot.
>>688748515
I feel the same way anon.
>>688748852
>tfw you have no taste
Cassidy from the Preacher.
that cheeky cunt will get 'er done oye fooking hell
>>688741333
Fucking Liam neeson. I'm saved no matter what. Lmfao. GODDAMMIT I'M KING.
The hound
>>688749034
THEY TOOK MY WIFE!
Frank Gallagher from shameless. Could go either way.
Carrie from Homeland. I'm definitely going to be saved, and, if I get lucky, I'll get to fuck her too, insanity and all.
>>688746650
Dude, I'd rather have Morty save my ass. I'd have a better chance that way.
>>68874885
>>688749111
>>688741333
just here to check these
>forget what this pic is
>>688741333
I'm as good as dead
>>688741333
Kirito is saving me, so I know i'll be saved.
Charlie Kelly.... I accept my death honorably...
>>688741333
Was watching Scooby-Doo, pretty sure I'm good.
Special agent Dale Cooper.
>>688749991
WILD CARD BITCHES
I like my chances.
FUCK
Watched a documentary about Colt vs. Wesson (as in Smith and Wesson) on American Genius--one of them should be able to blast me out this jam.
>>688746052
I got Doc Emrick so Im in the same boat
>>688743429
Same goddamit.
>>688750075
Mah nigga
>>688741333
totally fucked
Emma from the scream tv series. I'm gonna die, my parents are gonna die, my friends are gonna die, all my fucking pets are gonna die, and I'm gonna be the only survivor. You faggots ready for a sequel?
>>688741333
Deadwood Swearengen,
I'm fucking solid.
>>688741333
Danny Tanner
Well... i'm fucked
>>688741333
Oh god no
>>688741333
Batman
>>688741994
Nice!
Mah nigga!
Jeremy Clarkson
>>688741333
I think I'm good
>>688741333
Bartolo Colon
I'm probably fucked, but props if you have any idea who this is.
>>688750706
Same, we're boned.
Light from "Death Note."
I'm not sure if I'm safe or not.
I'm feeling good about this.
>>688741972
Same here. I think he would just find the guy that kills us then kill him.
>>688741333
Joe Kenda so i guess he'll find me after im dead
>>688750140
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWW
>>688741779
I think that I'm pretty well off.
>>688751006
kira will surely save you. he's the god of this world.
Mr Pickles!
Mike Holmes
I'll be fine. He'll get me straight no matter what it takes.
Walter white
>>688750865
She's from Dead Like Me, can't remember the actress's name. She's apparently a genius IRL.
Also, fun fact - that same diner was used for Daniel and Oma's conversations in the "ascended being waiting room" in Stargate SG-1.
>>688741333
Mr. pickles. I will live most def
Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders
i couldn't be safer in my own bed
>>688751294
All hail Kira
>>688747853
"That's what I love about you Richie."
"What?"
"You're completely insane."
>>688742381
Captain Jean Luc Picard as well...
Bill Cipher,
so I can be saved just what price will I have to pay for it ?
>>688741333
William Wallace. Hell, I should make it if he doesn't die first.
Hmmm.... Will Donald Trump save me? He'll probably just look through my wallet then leave
>>688741333
I should be set
>>688741333
Sterling Archer
The fucking preacher, I'm good as gold.
>>688751662
he'll build a giant wall for you to escape on. and then put you in a new meme with him. shit would be so cash
>>688741333
Ash Ketchum
My god, I don't remember the last actual TV show I watched. Maybe Death Note on Netflix, so maybe Light? I'm really not sure.
Doctor Who
I'm all good
>>688741333
Amy schumer
>>68874133
tyler durden (figth club)
>>688751819
Nono! Rick & Morty on some randomass website, so Rick Sanchez.
>>688751890
Yeah I love that TV show
>>688751835
which one ?
>>688741333
the go-socker club owner from Nichijou....
>>688752001
off by one.
David Tennant
Joe Pavelski of the San Jose Sharks.
he's probably the one kidnapping me to be honest...
Rudolf Hess
>>688741333
If we're not talking strictly live action them I'm set, got an immortal killing machine coming to save me
I believe in you, Guy Fieri
>>688741333
sonic the hedgehog
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