Any other armyfags here?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Any other armyfags here?
>>688730700
>LEG
>>688730887
Yeah. Airborne slots aren't a thing here.
>>688730700
Well, try not calling vets 'fags'.
Then more vet anons would post.
Hows Fort Riley?
>>688731189
I forgot, you can't say that anymore, it'll offend you. Don't sharp me.
Woot coastie fag here.. Semper Par bitches.
>>688731365
It's so so.. Mostly a lot of lazy scumbag staff sergeants.
>>688731189
faggot
Battle hardened Marine reporting for duty
Hooo-rah!
>>688731478
Marine Staff Sergeant here you coasties are all a buncha FUBAR CHUMPS we call you puddle pirates kiddo
>>688731717
more like jarheaded cant think for myself look at my guns hurr durr ajsdfkl ha'sdfjh;adjkf;klj 9/11
Hooah bitches
>>688731882
I was a sniper before they promoted me to Captain of my own brigade. We work autonymously and can shred ISIS to pieces in a matter of seconds
What do you army fags do other than play with toy guns and bang trannies? Protip: Nothing
>>688732100
>>688732327
Who? Army fags looking for a date at the bar LMAO
>>688732100
>Captain of my own brigade
Try again faggot.
>>688732100
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Protip: something
>>688732434
gtfo kyle
>>688732438
>claims hes in the military
>doesnt even know what MOS DC structure is
>laughinggirls.jpg
>>688730700
Sup bro.
>>688732574
>implying a captain isn't a company commander.
>implying that colonels aren't brigade Commanders
>>688732574
>discussing anything online with a complete stranger anonymously
kys solider, that's an order
>>688732666
heil satan
>>688731833
LOL right.. your a staff sgt. in what online game format? TROLOLOLOLOLOL
>>688732828
I am a Captain Colonel bitch, I run a brigade of Colonels who fight in the deepest jungles 24/7/365 now drop and give me 100 push ups you little bitch boy
You must obey my orders
>>688730700
sure is summer huh?
>>688731478
Im on my way in, how are you liking it?
>>688732959
Staff Sgt in your moms pussy!
>>688731643
Let's see the fort sluts you have on your phone.
>>688730700
Joined 3 months ago. Happy about everything.
Any Bragg faggs here?
>>688733190
Have you ever been bent over?
>>688733018
>obviously not in the US Army.
> Captain Colonel
>>688732666
>screenshot_2015...
satanic mac user trying to fool stupid niggers
>>688733318
just stop replying
>>688733249
I like your camo pattern. Country?
>>688733318
>Colonel Sanders is the best colonel
>>688733294
cant say i have
>>688733414
Lithuania
>>688733318
I'm a Captain Colonel of the US Marine Corps Clandestine Operations Joint Tactics Division of the CIA and I train Colonels in Jungle Warfare and Arctic Operations newfag
>>688730700
Big red one!!! Nice man
>>688733463
Bad ass man. Wish I was a euro
>>688733389
Yeah because I did not wanted rhe other anon with russian uniform next to me
>>688733463
maximum kek
you're not army you're a joke. your entire country is a joke.
>>688730700
no, because i'm not a braindead meathead with a bad temper and irrational nationalistic tendencies
>>688730700
NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY!
Sure is autism in ths thread
>>688733756
>says the landwhale
>>688733601
Kek. You can buy our camo online.
>>688733470
>>688733018
I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain how fucked up you are lol
>>688731478
Fucking non rate
>>688733204
Play too much call of duty.... LOL your not even in the military. Go back to homeroom...
>>688733470
Yeah? I'm a super secret squirrel sniper gunner SF Ranger airborne air assault rocket space ninja chief warrant officer
>>688733736
Yeah, probably.
>>688733736
That's kinda mean.
>>688733856
And I meant I wish I lived in Europe
>>688733233
Well there were some from Tinder, but I got rid of that shit. Most the lookers were in Manhattan.
>>688733526
Danke
>>688733756
Nationalistic tendencies? I just wanted to kill, and get paid to do it.
>>688733824
Agreed
>>688733889
You just wait until I send a shitstorm of Marines armed to the teeth crawling through the underbrush in a rain storm to your house to break in and take you down, tango
I wanna be airborne but ive been on profile for 6 months
>>688731189
Shut up faggot
>>688731189
shrapnel damage to head fag?
>>688734028
you're kinda gay, and retarded....
>>688734034
Faggot tard nigger private being a tard. Big surprise
ok, I'll wait then.
Take your time lil guy.
>>688734166
Sucks to suck
>>688734034
Post the nudes!
>>688734034
never seen such big lips damn
>tfw no military service will take me because I have been hospitalized for psychological raisins several times
>tfw visible self inflicted wounds and cigarette burns bar me from joining the legion
>tfw no future
Guess I'll just collect disability and play with guns all day.
>>688734388
>>688734311
>>688734299
>>688734166
>>688733233
>>688732944
>>688732911
>>688732666
>>688732100
>>688731833
>>688731444
>>688730700
This is now a get thread
Check em
Hey guys check out my weapons qual.
>>688733249
>>688734311
nah its good cause i sham so much
>>688734477
My scars didn't keep me out, must be pretty bad. Hang in there
>>688730700
This is the only time you will find the Warrant.
>>688734409
>armyfag
>cannot paint
figures
old fag here coming from the #army #madeinmurica
>>688734620
Must be a woman. Enjoying muh equal rights in the infantry?
>>688734641
Fucking e-4s
>>688734755
the pussy squad?
>>688731189
Excuse me while i get out of this faggots safe space
>>688734632
army fag here, I...oh shit!
>>688734802
Sham shield, activate!
>>688734802
>>688734296
He is the biggest asvab waiver I have ever had to work with. And that's saying something for an artillery unit.
>>688734388
Bro they're long gone.
>>688734792
Loving it
>>688734792
>>688733838
>is called a braindead meathead
>responds with a gradeschool level insult
stay smart, duder
>>688734034
>I just wanted to kill, and get paid to do it.
Sorry, let me adjust my first comment: "I'm not a braindead meathead with with a bad temper, clinical psychopathy, and irrational nationalistic tendencies
>>688735005
Why would you delete nudes?
>>688732451
no u
>>688734982
E4 mafia is dead.
>>688735005
8 the hell up. Pisses me off. Even the way he wears his pc bugs me
>>688735145
SJW WK detected
fedora and timestamp faggot
>>688735145
Is having a bad temper considered bad? I think it has its pros.
>>688735161
I went home on leave and didn't want my girl back home to see lol
>>688735005
I'm gonna have you court-martialed for posting this on the internet, Gomer, unless it is deleted before this thread 404's
>>688730700
13F, 1-82nd Field Arty, Bravo battery, Fort Hood HOOAH
Jewin it up...
>>688735430
There's a thirteen year old female in a field artillery division?
>allofmywat.jph
>>688735430
Fort hood, that blows dude
>>688735480
Shit guys is the IDF and their Krav maga
>>688735480
you're not a real soldier
you're not in a real army
get out.
>>688735480
JIDF/10
>>688734052
Hahaha
Ok.
Do it then.
>>688735480
Whatever you say, buddy...
>>688735575
Thankfully I'm out, was in 2004-2007
>>688735430
im at hood too
>>688735771
I live in CC shit sucks
>>688735575
Also, RIP hug lady, she was the real hero on that base
>>688735768
Could your uniforms be anymore fucking plain?
>>688735855
this isn't COD faggot
>>688735853
yeah man
>>688735855
No, and that's sorta the point...
>>688735999
trips speak truth
>>688735999
At least make them tan.
>>688735930
No shit but still. Not even tan uniforms
>>688736141
And put a big star on your chest too
>>688736141
have you not seen what the US has been wearing for the past 8 years?
>>688736238
kek
>jew joke
>>688733258
All 82 inches here m8
>>688731189
Looks like this faggot forgot his ACH
>>688736323
Uhh yeah. I wore that uniform. At least we try to blend in. The ACU was actually made to attempt to blend in in Afghanistan and urban environments.
>>688736420
Only 50 inches here. Im a fucking Commo pog. But word is I'm going to Africa aoon, so that's cool.
>>688736562
No, it disguises you from satallites. It's a shit pattern, ocp and multicam is way better now
>>688736573
Shit. Fuck that. Have fun with those malaria pills and ALL the injections you're gonna get at pre-deployment.
>>688736562
well when pilots could spot your ass out you really are blending in aren't you? So fucking happy they are working the ACU out.
>>688736747
This is agree with multicam is way fucking better
>>688736747
Took this a while back
>>688736573
Just sitting here enjoying the support life for 2/504. Go 82nd.
Currently regretting airborne only slightly.
>>688736852
Me too. Fuck ACUs
>>688736901
Airborne shuffle everywhere you go...
>>688737050
I just wanted to be a Ranger. But hey it's one helluva way to die.
>>688736750
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that and the 130' heat, lol.
>>688736900
Back in bootcamp? Bet you were the coolest there
>>688736901
I wanna jump outta shit..
BRAVEST OF RIFLES
>>688731189
Hello new friend
>>688737146
Did you go to ranger school?
>>688735331
>is called a braindead meathead
>responds with memes and buzzwords
topkek, stay S-M-R-T, chum
>>688735402
No, it's not a good trait; children can't control their temper.
Was in for 5 years, the best day of my life was leaving the cesspool that is the army, nothing but poor fags and undereducated nigs
>>688734034
'Eeeyyyyy. I'm in MHK right now, actually. Not military myself but the wife is. We're heading out to Ft Carson soon, fucking stoked to get outta this joint, even though it's treated me alright.
>>688731189
>Every armyfag is a veteran
Unless you've served a long time, you're not a vet. I bet half the people here haven't served 3 years.
>>688737168
Doot doot
>>688737369
DD214 I see?
>>688737153
You say you want to jump outta shit until you sit in the harness for 6+ hours needing to pee and hot as fuck. Then you walk across the tarmac to your bird to load up only to get fucking scratched. It's nice until you do that. But I fucked up my shoulder, hand and knees from my last jump.
>>688737369
Yeah, looking forward to that day.
>>688737371
I am envious.
>>688737302
I went to Ranger Assessment and got med dropped for a head injury. I don't really remember what happened leading up to the event or much of RASP.
>>688737498
If I'm lucky 173rd will pack my chute and I'll just fall to my death.
>>688734620
Squeeze, don't pull anon
>>688737602
Tends to be the consensus. We lucked out like crazy going there, not heading to Georgia or anywhere else awful.
>>688737470
Are you asking to see it? Bc if so its a def no dipshit... But yeah I have one
>>688737738
You get all the weed you want in a half decent state in terms of Army housing. Any pictures of your wife? Unit/rank?
>>688737636
Damn that sucks. I had a friend go SF course and got injured during Robin Sage
>>688737701
If I'm lucky I'll be available to go back to RASP or I'll hit fuck it and give up more time to go SF and stay in this awful cyst they call Ft. Bragg.
>>688737738
Ft. Stewart isn't too bad
>>688737931
Fuck that sucks. I heard stories of guys getting through and they didn't get the long tab and ended up where I'm at.
>>688737889
Don't trust 4chan with photos of the missus right before a move, sorry. She's got really distinct tats and features.
E3 right now, movin' up the ranks. And yeah, we're not gonna stay on base but I've found some top shelf places out there. The Highland Ridge apartments, though, have kinda spoiled me. 13 foot ceilings are cash.
Army vet reporting in. Loved the experience.
The big red 1! KANSAS ftw
>>688738153
where'd you deploy to?
>>688731189
Just contact your unit EO rep and tell them somebody on the internet hurt your feelings.
4BCT3ID here, ETS'd in '10. Deployed to FOB Kalsu from Oct '07 til Dec '09. Was originally a 96H, MOS was redesigned 35H.
>>688738085
You gonna try to get your tab again?
>>688737949
I'm gonna try and go CA.
>>688738269
Iraq my dude 09/10 so nothing too fun going on.
>>688738297
Hahaha EO never does shit. Lul
>>688738297
Redisgnated not redesigned, sorry on phone.
>>688738405
Shit I was there too during 09/10.
>>688738297
Also meant december '08
>>688738341
I'm an 88M so the only way I can go SF is reclassing which I'm not in my window for another year or so. But since FSCs are so understaffed in the 82nd, I may never leave until I reup for RASP which may or may not ever happen.
>>688738565
Noice! The main unit was on cob adder, or talil air base
>>688738365
My roommate is dropping a packet for CA, PsyOps, CID, and SF hoping just one will get approved but he is kinda stuck because he is in an FSC as well.
>>688738769
I can't believe people actually enlist for 88M, I always thought all the washouts reclass 88M
>>688738769
Damn that double sucks. No RASP AND a truck driver? Fuck dude, I'm sorry.
>>688738960
I wanted to be a Ranger and then I hit my head in like week 6 and woke up in the hospital. I can't believe I did it either.
>>688738960
No 88m here.
>>688739132
It's okay, it builds character. Not like I'm chronically depressed or something or have a social life since I work so fucking much.
>>688739152
I knew it. Nobody would actually enlist as an 88M unless they were either really stupid, or gullible.
>>688738890
Nah bruh. I went through beuhring and Ali al Salim and on to Speicher
>>688730887
I'm airborne and every jump I think of pulling my canopy releases 1000 feet off the ground, sweet death take me
Even though militarization leads to warfare I salute you for not allowing said things to escalate.
>>688738921
Oh no. My feelings are hurt. Ow.
>>688738960
No, they become commo.. lol. 35Q washout here. 90% drop rate doesn't give me too much shame though.
>>688739301
Oh there was like 4 of them. I plan on reclassing as soon as I hit my fucking window. Combat arms is where it's at, I'm getting the fuck out of transportation, I don't have the patience for that bullshit.
>>688739266
The closest I got to special ops was being support for JSOC in Iraq
>>688739554
You sound exactly like me.. 12b looks awsome
>>688739467
You're SO fucking cool. Faggot. Usmc 2nd recon here you fucking POG asS BITCH
>>688739827
That kind of language isn't tolerated here.
15U here
>>688739827
No, I'm not cool. That's why I'm a commo faggot. I should have just signed the 11b contract I had set up for me instead of being greedy.
>>688739827
But man, that AC in the TOC was glorious. Then I got to go back to my air conditioned CHU with high speed internet. All because I could pass the asvab unlike you.
Ft riley is active today. Big booms going on
>>688740161
Kekz. Midnight chow FTW.
>>688739827
>POG
Yeah man, absolutely HATED sleeping under a roof and not eating shit tier MREs all the time. Having access to a shower and what little shitty Internet I had. Don't have to worry about incoming from Haji. Yup, hated have some semblance of a normal life and not have to worry about IEDs and getting my ass shot off.
Post GT and other scores then we call each other liars.
GT: 132
DLAB: 100
>>688740520
My GT was 109
>>688739827
This is why nobody likes the Navy. Talk shit when you aren't a component of the Navy.
39beaver 72octo. E5
>>688735768
Micro tavors say infantry. Givati Golani or Nahal? What battalion?
>>688740592
Liar.
>>688733249
Gotta love that AK 4 <3
>>688740520
GT 118
>>688740520
Gt: 113 dgaf, can do anything in the Army cause I'm "smart"
>>688740345
Oh yeah, fuck Iraq in the day time, too damn hot! I worked from sun down to sun up! Meanwhile, them combat arms guys are out roughin it while I'm playing trivia on the sipr IRC. My nick was always Vanguard_CGS.
>>688740701
Isn't that an FN FAL?
>>688740757
>>688740800
our genius is wasted.
west coast terminal boot here
>>688741095
If you're at JBLM you can't complain.
>>688741402
Im a camppen fag
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
Had orders to go to 160th green platoon. Day before I get done with A IT had new orders cut because they didn't need anymore people. Ended up going Hawaii instead.
sup guys
signal pog here
>>688741969
oh boo hoo
>>688741969
That's a bummer man..
>>688741997
Hey me too. Unit?
>>688742088
Right? Really wanted to go SOAR
>>688742134
Yeah. Nightstalkers would have been nice.
Was 10th Mtn. Infantry. Shiiiiiity mistake.
>>688742486
Ft. Drum? Fuck that cold ass place
>>688742486
I'm still jealous. I love the cold.
>>688742134
ft huachuca
>>688733018
>trolling this hard
>people still taking the bait
I'm 5'5, 62kg
Should I enlist in an intelligence role?
RK-95 was my gun for 9 months.
American pussies
>>688742734
Yeah, go 35H.
I was a 35H.
It's fun. I'm 5'5 too, and I could pretty much stand straight up in the CGS truck.
>>688742734
nah go cbrn
you'll get a neat cozy suit
>>688742688
That sucks.
>>688742734
Are you fit? You can do any job as long as you're smart enough. Your body will become stronger
>>688742904
Britfag?
>>688730700
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s
>>688742999
>cbrn
Have fun with your chemicals and CS gas.
>>688743067
>That sucks.
oh god it does
someone get me out of here
>>688743116
Yeah, 2para, 8 years
>>688743424
How are your knees holding up friendo?
>>688743359
Come to 50th.
>no dont, stay far away.. ;_;
>>688742999
Nice trips.
But go 35H, seriously man. I literally played on the siprnet in an air conditioned trick with cushioned comfy seats. Half the time I was watching movies on the siprdrive.
>>688743578
Weird you should say that, started having slight trouble with one since January
>>688743773
What can you expect being airborne? Your knees and back will get fucked up. Not a matter of if, but a matter of when.
>>688743703
>no where is safe ;_;
>>688737382
>90 consecutive days on active duty
>>688743773
Not everyone can be high speed enough to be Air Assault friendo
>>688744011
Plenty of motherfuckers here still kicking ass 20 years in
>>688744121
Topkek
>>688739180
68w10? Fucking couldn't even make SGT before you ETSed?
>>688744165
Yeah. Eventually knees are gonna go out. Plus, I wouldn't trust somebody to pack my chute.
Not a single one of you limp dick faggots are on my level.
>>688744399
congrats guy
>>688744296
Maybe he didn't want to? Let's face it, the NCO Corps has for the most part severely lost its spine and has dropped it's standards.
>>688744399
Got you beat on the dlab nigger
>>688744399
>>688744396
I've never dropped into an active war zone and don't know anyone who isn't 1para who has
It's more the tabs and weight of the burgan that'll get them
But so far I'm going strong mukka
>>688730700
Looks like someone's participating in Victory Week
>>688744714
WLC was a fucking joke when I went through. SotM was pitiful too.
>>688744839
>this
>>688744839
>Ets date: 2021... ;_;
>>688744396
As long as my beret is in my pocket it'll be alright
>>688745242
ETS date 06MAY2010.
>>688744964
That's why nobody wants to be NCO anymore. They wanted me to go to the board and I ended up ETSing because being an NCO nowadays is shit. I knew
E-3s that were more competent than some of my NCOs
>>688744875
Good luck.
>>688745462
You in the forces?
>>688745786
Was. Now I'm wondering if I want back in because civilian life fucking sucks ass
>>688745430
Trust me, I know. I had to teach an E5 who pcs'd from another unit how to pmcs his hmmwv.
>>688745971
I know dudes who did that, hard to adjust and shit
What were you in?
>>688735407
No u
>>688746162
Aviation. Chinook mechanic
>>688746093
>>688745430
>>688744964
>>688744714
ITT Pussies who are too scared to stand in front of 3 1SGs and 1 SGM for 5 mins to get promoted.
Yeah, im sure you ducked out because of your deep convictions about the weakening prestige of the NCO corps.
>>688746093
Yeah, it's that type of shit that's gonna come back and bite the army in it's ass. How can NCOs lead and teach if the standards are so fucking low?
>>688746506
Reg?
>>688746511
I got out with my stripes and rockers. I till remember some of the NCO's creed even.
I never said I didnt go to the board, lol.
>>688730887
Useless cuntfag
>>688746511
I did faggot. My father was a fucking CSM. So go put a dick in your mouth and shut the fuck up. So no, I wasn't scared to stand in front after any God damn body.
>>688746720
25th infantry division. 3-25 in hawaii
>>688733018
I get it's a joke... but I can't help but feel stupid reading it.
>>688733756
You're the epitome of really shitty genetics. kys.
>>688730700
dont ask, dont tell
>>688734477
It's good you didn't join, wouldn't want to be caught in any kind of conflict with a suicidal, self harming, useless lump of shit.
>>688735145
You're definitely the worst combination of human genes. Wasting precious resources to fuel your lazy, ungrateful, pretentious ass. If you ever contemplate suicide, please do it.
>>688748542
Sometimes that brotherhood does give people something to live for though, or die for.
>>688733258
Sadly, I hate every second of my life that I spend here. My chain of command is shit, Fort Bragg is shit, literally everything here is awful.
>>688736573
330th is a shit hole and a half. Please help me escape.
>>688749629
I feel your pain. How's that run on Wednesdays? Lol
>>688749808
50th isn't much much better. We covered up a murder here not too long ago. Lol he got a general discharge
>>688730700
sup /bro, I am a sniper for the Salvation Army.
>>688730887
This
>>688732828
I had a captain as a PL for a while down range.
>>688744875
173rd and the 75th Ranger Regiment have plenty of dudes walking around with mustard stains on their jump wings.
88L -- watercraft engineer checking in. went fishing today, smoked a good cigar. life is good.
Wth I'm on fort Riley too. Lol
>>688751706
what unit
>>688751706
You and OP should meet up
>>688744399
>honorable
It is impossible to get anything below that unless you are a complete fucktard
>>688751830
Quarter horse
Fort Bragg here bitches!
Yup
>>688751986
Fag
>>688751588
Any 108th ADA fags here?
>>688730700
I have a cute little butter bar that I get to fuck all the time :3
>>688752187
Yes. Shit is gay, you at fort campbell?
>>688752195
Stfu you fucking faggot DADT should never have been repealed we don't need you or your fag filth in the armed forces
>>688752406
Nah. Fort Bragg. 3/4 BN. Ramping up for deployment
>>688751225
Yeah but I'll bet you guys were waiting for a lieutenant to get there or didn't have one.
OD(A)- 7333, Army here out of Eglin AFB, FL checking in... 18B
