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ITT we build a 4chan city

Posts ending in 7 are new laws
The opposite of posts ending in 0 are new laws
Most recent dubs is our mayor and should be treated with utmost respect

Roll 'em
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>>688687812
No niggers allowed
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Free college and healthcare
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OP is a faggot
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Trump rules over all
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SMOKE WEED ERRDAY
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>688688688
get
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burn the jews
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>>688688827
YES!
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>688688827
off to a good start thanks anon
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>>688687812
No niggers allowed
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>>688688688
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The city is detroyed and all population dies once a ginger is born
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>>688690238
leafy is president
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no sandniggers
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we all get slaves
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>>688688827
>>688689240
>>688691440

No jews... But only (sand)niggers?
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>>688692528
we need slaves. sandniggers would blow themselves up
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>>688688687
>>688689070
newfag gtfo
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Nazis are given preferential treatment.
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>>688688687
So close yet so far
Rolling for Gay is not Okay
Lesbians are fine, they make good porn because I don't have to look at some random guy's cock.
Any gender besides Male Female or Birth Defect is punishable by life in prison and daily Waterboarding for an hour.
Lusting over traps with the knowledge of or because of the fact they are male is fineable if it can be proved
Any traps found will be hooked up with another trap
A fucking bear trap
Part of the "No Homo Article of '63 when I lost my left leg in 'Nam"
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>>688693040
FUCK
Rolling to overwrite
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>>688693108
CAN'T WASTE TIME
THE GAYNESS IS SPREADING
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>>688693144
I AM MAYOR SO I OVERWRITE THIS
NO NEED TO VOTE
THIS IS A COMMUNIST CITY NOW
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>>688693176
COME ON
FINE, GAY IS OKAY
BUT DISCOURAGED TO NO END
STILL ROLLING TO OVERWRITE BECAUSE IT IS THE WILL OF THE WBC
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>>688693262
ROLL
WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL USING CAPS
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>>688693289
WE NEED MORE POWER
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no niggers/sandniggers/shitskins/jews/danes/russians/Luxemburgians allowed
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>>688693331
GOD OF THE GETS
I NEED A SEVEN
I SACRIFICE MY POSITION AS MAYOR
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Dubs also create a new law.
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No grills allowed
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>>688693397
I am now the mayor for life.
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>>688693397
Finally
Rolling for All races allowed but walking stereotypes besides mariachis will be publicly shamed for being the reason people are racist
If dubs overwrites all previous laws banning or punishing any race
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Women are sold as sex slaves
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>>688687812
Laws:
>burn the jews
>no niggers/sandniggers/shitskins/jews/danes/russians/Luxemburgians allowed

Mayor:
>Mr Caps
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>>688693533
I got dubs
Hooray
Rolling for Tumblr being put in propaganda and turning the site into a honeypot used for jailing Tumblrinas
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Suicide's obligatory when you reach 50 years old
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>>688693655
3 Terms
I'm getting popular
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>>688693533
>>688693655
holy shit this anon
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>688692683
itty bitty baby itty bitty boat

also all boats are made of babies in our city
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>>688693716
Rolling for Muslims, especially Jihadists, getting good positions in our military because they get shit done when they want someone dead
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>>688693533
dubs of riot
all previous laws by Mr Caps are shit and not valid anymore. Previous laws before Mr Caps are now in force yet again.
Mr Caps executed
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CEese pizza
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>>688693809
Rolling to make you the mascot of Reddit
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>>688688687
holy shit 1 away, go kill yourself
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MLP, Furrys and Fedoras are to forbidden. People caught in posses of these will be utinised.
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nuke Canada at every opportunity
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>>688693809
Trips get
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>>688687812
Everyone must be a cuck and watch their gf be publically gangbanged.
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Build a wall around the perimeter of the city
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all women and animals are to be raped on sight
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The entire city explodes.
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Niggers will rule over the white man. But mexicans are superior to all races.
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>>688693942
reroll
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>>688693040
GET REKT QUEERFAG
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feminazis as sex slaves
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Rolling for communism.
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no saying anything ever
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Felonies are punished by extensive brainwashing instead of prison.
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>>688687812
No cars are allowed, only horses
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>>688693900
Four consecutive terms
Also, I go by Dubs Checkem
If you can think of a clever pun that doesn't make me want to an hero for sharing my species with you involving caps, go ahead
Also, rolling for the WBC to influence government because they hate Jews and faggots
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>>688694125
Reroll
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All of the city's efforts are used to benefit the great revolution of Marx and Lenin, blessed be their names.
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>>688693367
Great roll, great law.
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feminist are publicly executed.
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>>688694023
Re roll
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Refugees welcome
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>>688694133
Hello mayor. It's a little too bad your reign lasted so shortly.

*teleports behind you*
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>>688694133
Five consecutive terms
Rolling for cool hats for people that contribute to society
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peper reigns supreme
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feminazis as sex slaves.
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>>688694265
One off
Should I go for a sixth term?
Also, North Korea is the only Korea and are publicly funded by us.
We send them supplies because they have only one trade partner.
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Wrestling is real.
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>>688694403
You'll go for a death term, my mayor.
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>>688694403
Reroll
Making /b/ good "again"
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>>688687812
No fucking muslims and no niggers
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As your new mayor, we all get a new set of foreskins
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>>688687812
The only allowed music in out new city is grindcore.
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>>688694533
Thank god, cutting should be illegal
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>>688694507
Winrar
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>>688694584
Grindcore is illegal and punishable with death.
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>>688694486
That doesn't even make any fucking sense
Was that supposed to be a pun? Because the ironically named PUNishment act makes those fineable
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all felonies are punishable by horse rape
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>>688694533
One on top of the other? WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR /b/
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The only porn allowed will be from shadbase
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>>688694533
Eh, I had a good set of five terms.
May you be as good as I or even better
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>>688694187
gg law m8
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>>688694749
Reroll
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>>688687812
Harboring images of shemales will be punishable by public whippings

Also, there would be no women in this city. This wouldn't be a law, there just wouldn't be any women in this city.
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>>688694744
Holy shit, I'm mayor. REFUGEES WELCOME
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Capitalism is our economic system
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All neck beards to be shoot,their Fedoras, trench coat and knife collation to be destroyed
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>>688694807
WINRAR
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Rolling for North Korea to be an ally
Also to secede from whatever state we're in and slowly conquer it
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>>688694832
Yes
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>>688694832
fuck you
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ppl are not allowed to wear piercings
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>>688694820
Shemales okay
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>>688694832
Fuck off to tumblr
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>>688694911
My sixth term!
911 was an inside job
Rolling for cool hat privileges
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>>688687812
We build a wall, a great wall, around the city.
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>>688694999
Checkem
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>>688695033
That's a great idea Mayor. You're such a wise one
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Our army's uniforms are kevlar fursuits
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Only 1 gender is acknowledged, and only 1 bathroom available.
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No Alphas allowed
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>>688688687
FUCKING KEK!
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>>688695162
Sorry bud, someone took my spot. If Dubs, everyone gets pizza fridays for life
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>>688695027
Any laws opposing mine will be vetoed by the Korean Government and they will make sure the lawmaker is dealt with
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>>688687812

All bitches mist suck my dick

All men must lick my butthole

Mayor McDeezNuts
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The city sinks into the ground.
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>>688695257
Manditory kek completed
>>688695296
Rolling again
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>>688695027
Cool hat granted.

Rolling for cool hats for everyone.
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>>688695364
reroll
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>>688695386
Another six? For my sixth term, perhaps?
Anyways reroll
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No furfags or bronies allowed.
No faggotry.
Shemales welcome, but only ones with feminine penits.
Whenever you pass another inhabitant, you have to greet them with "urgle durgle, burgle!
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Pepe is our national animal and the currency is memes. The more dank they are, the higher the value.
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>>688695420
Uncool hats for nobody
>>688695454
Still rolling
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>>688695047
Is trips a member of the governement?
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>>688695443
fuck
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>>688695515
Cant stump mayor Trump.
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>>688695168
Shit, reroll
I vote our army uniforms fursuits and our gun loadout is
>first gen ak47 model
>makarov with slight clip extension
>mosin nagant bayonet on leg
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smoking 17 blunts a minute is mandatory
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>>688695697
ayyyyyyyy
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>>688695697
thx
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>>688695515
Roll
>>688695505
I swear my next roll will be to remove the part of your brain responsible for making things look less shaky even though staying still is pretty much impossible
It will be irritating and you will not like it
Still not too bad, though, you aren't the mascot of reddit
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If dubs, Bernie for Mayor
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kill all furries
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>>688695780
So you oppose it?
>>688695792
Rollerino
Speaking of which that word is now frowned upon
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>>688695833
Feel the bern
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>>688695908
Still rolling
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>>688695908
no, i appreciate it
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>>688695833
But there were trips before, do Dubs still count?
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>>688695833
Pretty sure we already banned Judaism
>>688695959
Roll
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>>688696024
This is getting tedious
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>>688696093
Roll
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>>688695833
So it went from Trump, to pot-head, to Bernie . . . The City of 4chan seems a bit confused. . .
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>>688696126
Offbynegativeseventyeightkenobi.jpg
Roll
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>>688696017
They were the most recent set of dubs. So yeah it counts
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No one is allowed to reproduce 7 roll
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>>688696203
And again
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If city feels Bern, we commence total nuclear suicide.
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>>688696260
Shit
Rolling to quell the False Korean Rebellion and overwrite the law
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Communism is law, communism is happiness, communism is life
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>>688695033
Make 4chan Great Again.
Reroll
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>>688696356
And again
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>>688696156
How about we bring back hitler

If dubs, Hitler for mayor
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>>688696395
Not like I have anything better to do
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>>688696381
Re-reroll
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>>688696405
roll
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>>688696479
That was close
Again
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Roll for march on Winterfell
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>>688696534
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It's Dat boi for mayor
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>>688696363
Reroll
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>>688696405
rollin'
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>>688696571
This is getting close
I don't want to pester the Gods of the Gets, though...
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>>688696496
>>688696405
Rolling for Trump and/or Hitler
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>>688693807
great strategy mister!
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WIFES MUST PEG their husbands, and milk their prostates ON COMMAND!
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Anyone who browses Tumblr is to be executed with dragon dildos
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Roll for universal healthcare for niggers
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>>688696673
Reroll
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>>688696660
GOD WHY
ROLLING TO UNDO THIS MESS, APOLOGIZE TO KOREA PROFUSELY, AND GET THAT FUCKING LAW PASSED
I WON'T GIVE UP LIKE A NORMAL POLITICIAN WOULD
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It will be a communist/socialist city comrades
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>>688696673
Trump is a wimp. HAIL HYDRA
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Dank Memes are outlawed
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>>688696754
Is that Robert De Niro
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Everyone must check their dubs.
Check'em.
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>>688696847
Finally
My laws are safe
So are black people, but not niggers, Mexicans, but not job-stealing rapists, etc.
Korea is doing better
We have a powerful ally
Tumblrinas are tortured until they die or an hero
That guy who criticized me is the mascot of reddit
And cool hats for people who are actual members of society
I step down as mayor and retire.
What a good run, and nobody can undo it
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>>688696841
Re-reroll, I'm not lousing this Dammit
Trump wont be stumped!
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From here on out everyone who gets 0-5 is a resident and anyone who rolls 6-9 is a slave
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traps must be referred to as men, not women. men.
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>>688694053
re rolling for this
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>>688697164
I am proud of you anon. You've earned your get
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>>688687812

rape is legal
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Reddit must destroy this city every monday
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>>688688299
All hail lord mayor.
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>>688696837
its over now
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>>688697268
Actually, one last thing
I forgot to pass the PUNishment Act
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Everybody is required to be a fag.
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Jews most be deported
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>>688697199
Trumps back.
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>>688694053
Rolling for this one
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>>688697199
You had your seconds of fame mr.mayor. but let me tell you that the FURRY EMPIRE HAS RISEN
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Every man is Donald trump
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>>688697334
Don't worry, Niggers are banned.
Black people in our city survive if they're as good a person as anyone better be if they want to be alive
Also roll for the PUNishment act
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>>688690643
kys
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>>688688012
EWWWWWWWWWW FUCKTHATSHIT
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>>688697500
LETS BUILD A WALL
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>>688697367
Guess who is a public enemy of Korea?
>>688697520
Fuck
Roll to overwrite and start a rebellion against annoying wordsmiths
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>>688697500
>>688697199
The mayor is Donald trump, and the Ex-mayor is Donald Trump.
Making 4chan great again.
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no fat chicks
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>>688697633
Whatever you say, Mayor
>>688697636
One off
Reroll
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>>688697367
rar
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>>688687812
Everything the Third Reich did, we do it.
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>>688697199
Greetings Sir Mayor!
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Gay is not okay
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>>688697740
No being tediously repetitive, then
We'd just do everything they couldn't
>>688697706
Reroll
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>>688690643
Absolutely not.
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>>688697691
Unless... Hilary Clinton comes. Oh shit waddup
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>>688687812
Put all tranny's in concentration camps
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>>688697849
Good point.
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girls over the age of 16 must be killed.
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>>688697849
Reroll
>>688697818
I already took care of that
Gays are still here and legal, but nobody likes them because the government tells them not to
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>>688697292
roll for this
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Instead of a wall around our city, we dig a moat. And fill it with niggers.
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>>688697970
roll
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>>688697940
Reroll
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>>688697985
And again
>>688697957
It is.
Agreeing to it is required by law now, I guess.
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>>688698047
Yes, everything with niggers will destroy!
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>>688697633
>>688697500
>>688697199
The wall is being built and most of the city council is now Donald Trump
4chan, being made great again.
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New law: posts ending in 5 now determine laws
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>>688687812
islam banned, muslims to be deported. Those who refuse are shot and organs donated to those in need.
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Niggers are legally shot at sight
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>>688698099
You're welcome, and if anybody doesn't obey our law in any way they will be put with the niggers and trannies.
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>>688698099
I guess I thought I retired but I get pulled back in for one last big shindig
Like all those movies
As mayor I say it is law to make sure society is ideal
No outright tyranny
No corruption
No liberals
No cancerous people
Etc.
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Can someone write post summing up everything so far? latefag here
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No law may ever be followed
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>>688698292
Shit now you'll be put there if you agree with the law.
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>>688698047
wait, what about a wall, a very great wall, with a moat around the outside of it filled with niggers?
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>>688698314
I'm mayor and backed by the Westboro Baptist Church and the Korean government
I don't need gets anymore
Just a nap and maybe some Mac and cheese
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>>688687812
Rolling for the currency to be severed penises.
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>>688697084
Nope
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Negative Imcome Tax is implemented. No more welfare of any kind. subsidies, tax breaks, loans, nothing.
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Weed is not only legal, but is mandatory
Weed will be handed out for free
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Here's the thing. I've been trying to get dubs this entire time. I've been successful 4 times, but it's time to set some laws in this city
1. Only 2 genders, male and female
2. All blacks are 3/5 of a person
3. Foreskins are welcome
4. Everyone gets a white girl
5. Everyone gets a sword
6. Welcome home Hitler
7. PUNishment Act
8. Refugees welcome... into our concentration camp
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>>688698409
Already took care of that for ya, if they obey they will be put with the niggers and trannies.
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>>688698577
Great idea new mayor, Trump would be proud.
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>>688698599
Weed for mayor
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Vegans will be fed to the animals for eating all my foods food
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>>688698711
Weed for mayor for mayor
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>>688698711
Emojis on 4chan
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>>688698711
This mayor position is too chaotic, it literally changes every few posts.
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>>688698711
Haha, le dubs memes. Am I doing it right, do you guys like 4chan? It's much better, you can see who is who.
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France is invaded every Tuesday.
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>>688687812
On your 21st birthday you must sacrifice yourself to carousel
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>>688698877
>>688698881
this proves my point...
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>>688698798
Roll again
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Rollin for the mascot of Reddit to be put with the niggers and trannys
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Nazism is the official religion
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What about trips?
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>>688698407
What I did:
Good people get cool hats
All races welcome, stereotypes that are the reason for racism like niggers and illegal rapists that steal jobs get extra punishment for their crimes for being the reason people hate their race
All BS genders and Tumblrinas get life sentence and daily hour of Waterboarding
Korea is under complete DPRK control, we send supplies and they make sure no laws oppose mine or someone gets nuked
Tumblr is put in propaganda and turned into a honeypot to help catch Tumblrinas
All Puns are punishable
Traps are not to be listed over
Everyone has to work together to keep society the physical embodiment of a political ideal
Forgive me if I forgot anything
Also some guy who criticized me became Reddit's mascot for being an ass to me
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>>688699051
roll
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Reroll
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>>688698798
underrated post
also rolling
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>>688699039
*trannies. Grammar, it's important.>>688699051
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>>688699180
Nazism is now official religion
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>>688699039
Nah, the people will already do that
And he has to live a long ass shameful life
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>thread with high importance on dubs
>dubs fucking everywhere
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All muties killed Enclave style (muties being anyone, and everything /b/ hates)
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Everyone is required to listen to "Johny, Johny, Yes, Papa" every three hours.
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>>688699463
Reroll
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all laws must come from trips.
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Mayor Korea here, rolling for Korean Band to perform live because they're Kick-ass
Seriously, listen to the songs from the DPRK
>>688699165
I forgot, also Muslims, especially Jihadists, go in the military for being good at getting shit done and the WBC has a position in government for hating Jews and fags
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>>688699703
Reroll because Korea makes awesome music in spite of the south's blasphemous screeching noises
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>>688699669
Reroll + dubs now makes you an infidel.
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>>688699838
Off by one
Reroll
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White knight for mayor
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>>688699890
I guess we'll just have a tribute band then
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>>688699600
New mayor elected, everything hated in 4chan city now being killed off/burned.
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Memes are great.
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no furfags allowed
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>>688699600
Well, it's your call mr mayor. We must welcome all muties with open arms
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>>688699986
Nah nigga it's a zero. Opposite happens
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Offical police force
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>>688700727
So we become america?
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Everyone under 22 will be killed to death by He-Man of Eternia.
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Every one must worship the frog meme God kek
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Look at me... I am the mayor now
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>>688700977
O fuck dub 7 that's a Perma law, can't change that shit
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Trump is the eternal emperor
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>>688687812
Child birth is controlled to allow only 10/10's to breed with me by natural conception on an hourly basis.
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No one can steal this meme
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>>688687812
Paedophilia is legal but fucking gilfs is not
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>>688687812
chastity for the ones i choose and also men turned into traps at my discretion
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Everyone's gf need to suck my dick
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>>688687812
There are three season; winter, spring and autumn/fall
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OTC abortion
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>>688702050
Oh god what have I done.. its the eternal summer
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Obey all laws posted
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You have to concoct make at least one meme a day.
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At the beginning of the month, all the groups who wish to participate must go out and capture a wild nigger. Once they have obtained it they must train it to be very strong and very fast. On the last day of the month the city holds a tournament of niggers fighting to the death for all our amusement.
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Anime is real.
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>>688693901
"1 away"
/thread
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Everyone is required to refer to their asshole as a boipussy
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Half the population has to be traps
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White people must be butt raped
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>>688704890
Hah!!! Yes. Even when opposite half the city is traps. Gj anon
Pvp is legal in a collesium with medieval weapons only.
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Asians rule the government
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Having both large breasts and a penis is illegal.
>manboobs are also illegal you fat fuck
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We are a colony of the great British Empire
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Browsing chan sites is illegal
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Feminists rule the government
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A dog is the president
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murder is legal non caucasians are servitude.
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Hitler is cloned as our leader.
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Caucasians are for servitude
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Latinas are sex slaves
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