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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know the drill
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Give me loves and pee pee tickle
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Please babe, I love you, be mine.
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>>688685708
I just want to put my penis inside of you
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let me tickle your ovaries bby
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Send me a picture of your pooper
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AYYYYOOO HOLL UPPP DIS IS SOME SWEET PUSSSEEEEEEE
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glub glub
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>>688685708
Of course I didn't baby
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i got chlamydia
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>>688685708
miss when you crab walk naked and your left and right tits wax my floor.
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>>688685708
I made no mistakes. You are my one true love.
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ayy bb wan sum fuk?
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The meal I just had was unsatisfactory I want to eat you out instead m'lady.
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Did I?
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Fuck off cunt.
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Just thought you'd like to know
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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no, because you remind me of my mom
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My name is bob and i am a 72 year old virgin
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>>688686399
>r
winrar
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I don't like life
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>>688686399
WIN
RAR
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>>688686399
kek
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No, I meant to send it to you
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>>688686399
verbatim bitch
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>>688686399
Poor guy
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So you tryna get that farter fingered?
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toush my peepee pls XDdxxdxd
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>>688686399
Wow that's weird nice dubs though
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>>688686399
Funniest tbh
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Not the wrong person, I've been watching you. You don't know it but I have. You've got nothing to worry about though, it will all come together soon
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>>688686533
KEK
WINRAR
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Send tits or anal bitch
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>>688686399
Do this OP, she'll just laugh as a joke cuz you weren't serious right?
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>inb4 OP won't deliver
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>>688686644
I WASTED DUBS:(
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No time like the present

Next dubs will be after she responds
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i identify as hitlerosexual
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>>688686838
Them 68s tho
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That was quick. Dubs go
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>>688686533
Dtfgt
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>>688686910
No. I have a bf. I loves the cock
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>>688686910
That's why I'm confessing to you silly!
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>>688686761
It's a bait


Op changed Surname

And self dubbed himself

Tries to create an epic thread.

+ this "gurl" is literally a pony fag
Means she is already aware of this shit
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>>688686966
Get
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>>688686910
holy shit what a boring response lol
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>>688686910
the more, the merrier
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>>688686910
Listen. Let's cut the crap. When are we going to get down and fuck? You know you've wanted it for so long and you know I want it to. No more beating around the bush. Beat my dick instead.
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>>688687022
Also get
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Whatever, I hate that slut anyways. I gave her herpes lol
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>>688687066
Also get
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>>688686761
Matt Damon used my sides to fertilize his shit potato plantation
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>>688687022
Offtopic and doesn't really connect to the first virgin response
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>>688687066
Also also get
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>>688687022
WAY better than>>688686966
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>>688687099
Also also also get
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>>688687099
I'm a dubs machine guys
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>>688687096
It definitely cuts the girlfriend crap though
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>>688686985
Damn, you sure got me.
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>>688687161
Are you the hacker known as 4chan?
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just send this image, no explaination
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>>688687206
Well that was fucking gay
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>>688687234
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>>688687311
You could of waited until the response man

I play fair

Dubs go
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>>688687322
>implying any of these are ever real
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She wasn't into anal, sadly.
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>>688687322
I'm just changing the name for shits and giggles. If you think it's fake, leave the thread
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>>688687311
Winrar
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>>688687311
This
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>>688687388

She's just my slam-pig
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>>688687388
Winrar
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>>688687495
>>688687510
Only taking dubs after I post her response

Tho it is a good response
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no i am just gay for you
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>>688687443
DUBSSSS
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>>688687388
She's just a girl I mate with now and again. She means nothing to me.
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>>688687388
>>688687644
Stop taking all the dubs
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ayy bb wan sum fuk
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I'd kill her just to make you smile
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I've always wanted you though, please just go out with me :(
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>>688687388
You could say that but I think I just realized there were better options.
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She didn't have titties like u girl
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Phone an ambulance. All my skin is falling off.
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btw can you sub me on youtube i make videos tutorials about getting girls
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>>688687708
dubs only count if they're at the end of the post
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>>688687388
Was only fucking her till i could man the fuck up to fuck you
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>>688687827
YES THIS.
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Just take the win and be my lady
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She didn't like it when I put a live salmon up her fart hole. You wouldn't mind that, would you?
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I want you to neigh for me while I strum myself off.
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what do you call a flying jew?
smoke
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I dun fuked many a hoes, but u special
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>>688687930
this
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>>688687901
roll
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>>688687927
Seconding
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Please just take me, I've always wanted to feel you from the inside.
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Don't you want this?
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i slay pussy like dragon send me an image of three fingers sideways into your vcaginags please whore
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have you ever had a coke bottle up your ass? it fucking hurts
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she cheated on me now i wanna pay back with you
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>>688688039
This
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>>688688030
Bumber
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>>688687916
nah. let's shoot for something original. you can only dish out so many responses with that copypasta.
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>>688687980
one more
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>>688688090
rolll
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>>688687388
lol bitch stfu and succ my dong
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That cunt can go fuck her self. it's over for good
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if you can touch my penis u will know the truest happeniess because it will insteill to you a sense of true being and orgasm send me a picture of u r pussy
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>>688688105
True.
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It is with great pride that I present my love for you, take me
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>>688687388
she didn't like anal
anyway, you didn't happen to have a strapon do you?
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Something, I killed her cat with my car (I was drunk)
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Thunder thighs is cheating on me
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I want to feel your fist inside of me, writhing like maggots inside my intestines until i start bleeding out of my pooper
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>>688688150
roll
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hey pls like my profile picture on facebook my friends are laughing because of no likes
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>>688687827
Rolling
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>>688688039
this
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I just want to taste you one time, it's all I ask for.
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Well, she is taking a loooooong nap right now. A dirt nap.
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No.
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>>688688255
winner
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>>688688255
oh please dont
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>>688688255
fuck you fam
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>>688687708
>688687708
get the fuck out
>>688687708
>>688687708
>>688687708
>>688687708
>>688687708
>>688687708
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>>688687949
Rol fer dis
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>>688688333
Get
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>>688688255
Fuck you that's terrible. Thread is over.
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>>688688333
Trips overrule...?
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>>688688333
NOT DUBS
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>>688688333
triples override
>>688688255
activate appropriate response
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>>688688333
trips of reversal
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>>688688255
samefagger
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Yea some dindu got her prego so i killed her
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We got into a fight so now we're on a break. I'm trying to see if you could be my new girlfriend because I don't think it's going to work with my "current" girl.
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She's just my slam pig now when you gonna hop on this dick
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>>688688441
Rolling
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>>688687388
it hurts wen i pee
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Sorry, I'd just really like to feel your gigantic nigger penis in my nose. If I'm a good boy will you cum on my elbows?
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>>688688105
Dis
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>>688688424
You can reroll for your own posts.
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She wasn't into anal.
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>>688688510
This roll
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>>688688441
reroll
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>>688688255
Sorry for late response. I'm sorta busy rn
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>>688688281
Rollerino
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Do you like horse cocks?
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>>688688510
Kek. Rolling for this.
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>>688688510
roll
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>>688688629
/thread
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>>688688545
Roll
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>>688688510
Rollerino
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>>688688489
Roll
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>>688688510
Rolling
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>>688688644
Get is got
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>>688688536
not if they're that fucking gay
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>>688688629
oh god, why with the shitty copypastas?
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>>688688644
winrar
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>>688688510
Rawl
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Mind if I give you the ole lickeroo?
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just be my side hoe i wanna be hood rich
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>>688688844
44x2 got
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>>688688844
Winboy
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I'll explain again

Rolls don't count until I post her response

Go
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>>688688888
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>>688688833
I've seen more autistic cancer posted and sent, but they can still do it.
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>>688688844
dubs!
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>>688688503
Rerolling
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Well this is your lucky day
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>>688688939
This isn't a joke. I want to leave her for you. I want you and only you.
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>>688688653
Roll
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>>688689088
Winrar
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>>688689088
awesome
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>>688689088
Winrar
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>>688689088
Hell yeah
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>>688689088
Winrar.
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>>688689088
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I'm serious, I've been bottling up my feelings for you for a long time. Take me please, I love you
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>>688689088
Rip MLP cancer's will to live
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>>688689088
do it
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>>688688968
>"they"
you nigger can't fool me
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>>688689088
Damn OP, you a fucking devil if you break her heart
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>>688689232
Implying she even falls for his autistic games.
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>>688689088
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>>688689309
Have you seen her profile picture?
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OP, please deliver
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>>688689088
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>>688689407
No I did not, I retract my statement.


Autism is in full bloom this summer.
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>>688689488
Yes!!!!
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>>688689488
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Just kidding
fuck off
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>>688689556
FUCK SO CLOSE
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1 pound pasta1 pound lean ground beef

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please domt forgetti my pasteli bb.
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>>688688833
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>>688688510
ROLL
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>>688689622
>
WIRAR
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>>688689556
KEK
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>>688689488
OP is not a faggot!
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but I'd love to see more of you ;)
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>>688689622
WINRAR
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Please be with me I'm gonna kill my self ):
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>>688689556
Roll
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>>688689682
newfag
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>>688689205
I dont make these threads, and I haven't been chosen or dubs. So, no, I'm not trying to fool you.
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>>688689622
>>688689648
>>688689654
>>688689709
>>688689720
Lrn 2 read. Dubs don't count until she responds.
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>>688689604
kek
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>>688689828
I was kekking faggot
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Phone is gon die soon

I'll go to the end of this thread
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>>688689828
Fuck you and fuck your rules. Fucking normie
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>>688689828
K fag
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Mind if I give you the ole lickeroo?
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>>688689556
ROLL
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>>688689923
That you're a cheater
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You just got prank'd
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>>688689923
Tell him he can come too. He has a nice dick.
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Dump his ass and be mine.
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>>688689556
This
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Who the fuck cares abiut your bf. Be wit MI nao
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>>688689923

Tell him my girl can't take a fist like you can, and his fists are fucking tiny compared to mine.

Tell him you want to be utterly FISTED by a REAL man.
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Rolling for "Send me some nudes, I always kick the tires before I buy."
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>>688689923
Tell him the truth: that you love someone else.
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>>688689923
Now for real when you gonna hop on this dick, imagining me sharing you with a fat black cock is making me hard.
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I like SHREEEEEEEK
He is love and life, unlike you
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>>688690033
Win
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>>688686399
deliver
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Tell him he has a small dick, it's the only way. THE ONLY WAY!
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>>688690060
Roll
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>>688690055

Oh god, I can't believe I got this.

WInrar.

The dubs have fucking spoken.
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Show me deem tittays
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>>688690033
RARWIN
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>>688690114
He already did stupid nigger
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>>688690033
Checkd N kekd
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>>688690114
Howdy newfag
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>>688690114
>>688687388
fucking dumbass
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>>688690060
Ralling
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>>688689923
That you can share and if he says no send him pics of us fucking
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>>688690033
WIN WIN WIN RAR RAR RAR
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1 pound pasta1 pound lean ground beef

90% Lean Ground Beef Sirloin, 2.25 lbs
In Stores Only
See Everyday Low Price
ADVERTISEMENT

1 (32 ounce) jar spaghetti sauce8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced1 1/4 cups Italian-style stewed tomatoes1 cup shredded mozzarella cheeseAdd all ingredients to listDirections

Prep

15m

Cook

20m

Ready In

35mBring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain and reserve.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).In a large skillet, brown the beef until no longer pink; drain off grease. Add spaghetti sauce, mushrooms, and tomatoes to beef and simmer for 10 minutes or until warmed through.In a 9x13 inch baking dish, pour in beef and tomato mixture and add pasta; mix well. Sprinkle the cheese evenly over the top.Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes or until the cheese starts to bubble; serve immediately.


>never forgetti
>my pastelli
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>>688690114
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Rate my penis. Make sure to include a picture of you penis
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>>688690033
Too lazy to change the title every time

Also prob should of waited for full response
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>>688690060
Rollerino
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>>688689923
Tell him you need some time to yourself. Then we can be together. I want you to be my one and only. The woman I think about all day. The woman I force to have an abortion at knifepoint.
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>>688690055

Do this one too OP.

Lel
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>>688690033
yaas
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Holy shit this girl is autistic

Met her a week ago but wow
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>>688690320
HOLY ROLLS
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>>688690320
This when she responds, no fucks given
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1 pound pasta1 pound lean ground beef

90% Lean Ground Beef Sirloin, 2.25 lbs
In Stores Only
See Everyday Low Price
ADVERTISEMENT

1 (32 ounce) jar spaghetti sauce8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced1 1/4 cups Italian-style stewed tomatoes1 cup shredded mozzarella cheeseAdd all ingredients to listDirections

Prep

15m

Cook

20m

Ready In

35mBring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain and reserve.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).In a large skillet, brown the beef until no longer pink; drain off grease. Add spaghetti sauce, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger mushrooms, and tomatoes to beef and simmer for 10 minutes or until warmed through.In a 9x13 inch baking dish, pour in beef and tomato mixture and add pasta; mix well. Sprinkle the cheese evenly over the top.Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes or until the cheese starts to bubble; serve immediately.

>never forgetti
>my pastelli
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>>688690387
Just fuck her and leave her sorry ass
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op we need information about her
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>>688690055

Do it OP.
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>>688690387
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>>688690422
YES DUBS
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>>688690444
This. Trips demand
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>>688690444
Fuck your trips, don't send this OP
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>>688690444
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>>688690387
He can shower with us
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>>688690387
HAHAHA IN ISRAEL, WHAT A DESPERATE BETA FAG XD
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>>688690444
oH SHET
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>>688690422
Fuck dat was quick
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>>688690387
Then you're not dating him. Mind if I give you the ole lickeroo?
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>>688690387
Tell him my girl can't take a fist like you can, and his fists are fucking tiny compared to mine.

Tell him you want to be utterly FISTED by a REAL man.
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post a pic of her ffs
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>>688690387
Fuck the jew, you're my pet.
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IM BEING HACKED HELP!
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You can´t fool me, i know israel isn´t real.
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>>688690444
Fuck off Cunt, wasn't funny the first time
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>>688690387
Israelis live to exterminate shitskins of course they have nice dicks
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>>688690387
>Israel
>Jew
100% fake confirmed
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>>688690422
Wiinnnn
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>>688690592
roll
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>>688690387
We can role play. I'll be Hitler. You can be Anne frank. And your bf can be the camps rapist
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>>688690444
Don't do if OP.
Wait for a good one.
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>>688690387
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>>688690559
Had that shit qued up
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>>688690444
Just reroll you peice of shit instead of spamming

Glad you didn't get it anyway
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>>688690320
Roll
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javascript:quote('688690592')

this
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>>688690603
1 pound pasta1 pound lean ground beef

90% Lean Ground Beef Sirloin, 2.25 lbs
In Stores Only
See Everyday Low Price
ADVERTISEMENT

1 (32 ounce) jar spaghetti sauce8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced1 1/4 cups Italian-style stewed tomatoes1 cup shredded mozzarella cheeseAdd all ingredients to listDirections

Prep

15m

Cook

20m

Ready In

35mBring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain and reserve.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).In a large skillet, brown the beef until no longer pink; drain off grease. Add spaghetti sauce, mushrooms, and tomatoes to beef and simmer for 10 minutes or until warmed through.In a 9x13 inch baking dish, pour in beef and tomato mixture and add pasta; mix well. Sprinkle the cheese evenly over the top.Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes or until the cheese starts to bubble; serve immediately.

>never forgetti
>my pastelli
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"You are sounding like a massive faggot right now"

(Check em)
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czech >>688688888
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>>688690698
Show me your boobs first and then I'll answer
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Emptied my balls into a laughing baboon named Kristy yesterday. Fuck that bitch too.
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Ingredients
¼ lb or 1 stick unsalted butter (room temperature)
2½ cups rolled oats
1¼ cups sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract or 1 tbsp vanilla sugar
1 tbsp strong coffee (cold)
2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa
Coconut flakes
Instructions
You can do this with your hands in a bowl or food processor.
First mix butter, sugar and coffee together and then add all the other ingredients. Make sure the butter is mixed in well. The batter should be easy to roll and not too sticky, you can adjust consistency with oats or coffee.
Roll batter into about 25 small balls and roll them in coconut flakes or sprinkles.
Refrigerate for about 2 hours before eating.
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Finally changed her name
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This is all just a joke, get cucked THOT
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>>688690856
Roll
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>>688690757
Fuck that.

Rolling for " let's see a picture of your tits first and then we'll see if we can be together"
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>>688690815
Reroll
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>>688690477
At least include a suggestion with these wasted dubs
>>688690607
roll
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>>688690856
rollerino
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I'm going to fuck you tonight against your will
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>>688690890
im so hard right now, can i see your tits?
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we have to get comfortable with our bodies... so send nudes
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I saw the video of you and your boyfriend, are you not pregnant?
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>>688690968
rolling
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>>688690890
>an abortion
>what
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>>688690607
This
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>>688690920
Roll
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>>688690890
It's a joke... Anyway lemme see what were working with. Give me a nice pic yourself.
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dumbass my little pony picture
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>>688690856
kek
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>>688690921
reroll
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>>688690968
rollllin
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>>688690890
You didn't think I was going to have a baby with you, did you? God knows what kind of Jewish STDs you picked up from that israelite.
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Are you into BDSM?
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>>688690968
I'll roll for that.
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>>688691026
roll
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I'm going to rape you.
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>>688691055
win
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>>688690890
Sorry, it was a lame joke. I'm just so exciting to be with you!!
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>>688691025
Rolls
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>>688690920
rolleroonie
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>>688691055
Win...
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>>688691066
Yes, checkem!
>>688691055
Fuck. Send both?
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>>688691055
Webinar
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Plzplz send me picture of your little teetees? I REALLY really REALLY would liek to see dem. ;)))
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>>688691066
winrar
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>>688691116
i vote for both
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>>688691116
tits, obv
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>688691055
Look mum I said BDSM, am I edgy yet mum?
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>>688691189
reroll
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When I See You,
Your eyes sparkle while you say hi with the most sweetest voice in the world
When I See You,
My heart skips a beat, and I don't know what to say
When I See You,
Love and Happiness fulfills my thoughts and all of my troubles go away.
When I See You,
I wonder if you think about me as much as I think about you
When I See You,
I Daydream about the day we could say I Do
When I See You,
All I want to say is I Love You
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>>688691157
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>>688691189
Ignore copypastas OP
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>>688691188
so fast
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Can I pee in your butt?
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>>688691188
winrar?
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>>688691183
Time to ask for tits
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>>688691183
I swear to god
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>>688691188
Motherfucking winrar right after the pic.
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>>688691189

Rolling rolling rolling
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I fap to ponies. Dick gets diamonds, nigger.
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>>688691286
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>>688691286
see
>>688691066
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>>688691286
I'm really hard, can I see your breasts?
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want me to show you tonight?
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>>688691286
Ok I know you're a little autistic, so let me get a nice pic of you so I can see your pretty body
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Do you hate the roody poos
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>>688691189
Roll
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>>688691330
roll
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>>688691286
Never mind. Let's run away together.
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>>688691355
Win
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>>688691355
WIN
R A R
A
R
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>>688691355
Winrar
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>>688691286
Buy
Donuts
Shit
Minge
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>>688691355
Winrar
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BDSM stands for Bad dinosaurs sexting, MILFS
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>>688691328
Rolls only count after her response
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>>688691355
fuck you i want tits
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>>688691355
winner
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>>688691189
reroll time
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>>688691189
Reroll
fucking czech zem
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>>688691355
This would be fine if she's hot
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>>688691545
Kys
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>>688691468
Go fuck yourself you cancerous bitch. That's not fucking funny, what are you? Twelve?
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>>688691568
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>>688691189
rollin
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>>688691568
Let's start by showing me your tits
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>>688691545
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>>688691624

Kenny loved pepperoni pizza, or plain pizza, or garbage pizza with everything on it including anchovies. Kenny could eat an entire slab of barbequed ribs, beef or pork, and the spicier the sauce was the more he approved. He was fond of rare prime rib and roast chicken and Rock Cornish game hens stuffed with rice, and he was hardly the sort to object to a nice sirloin or a platter of fried shrimp or a hunk of kielbasa. He liked his burgers with everything on them, and fries and onion rings on the side, please. There was nothing you could do to his friend the potato that would turn him against it, but he was also partial to pasta and rice, to yams candied and un-, and even to mashed rutabagas. "Desserts are my downfall," he would sometimes say, for he liked sweets of all varieties, especially devil's food cake and cannoli and hot apple pie with whipped cream. "Bread is my downfall," he would say at other times, when it seemed likely that no dessert was forthcoming, and so saying he would rip off another chunk of sourdough or butter up another crescent roll or reach for another slice of garlic bread, which was a particular vice. Kenny had a lot of particular vices. He thought himself an authority on both fine restaurants and fast-food franchises, and could discourse endlessly and knowledgeably about either. He relished Greek food and Chinese food and Japanese food and Korean food and German food and Italian food and French food and Indian food, and was always on the lookout for new ethnic groups so he might "expand my cultural horizons." When Saigon fell, Kenny speculated about how many of the Vietnamese refugees would be likely to open restaurants. When Kenny traveled, he always made it a point to gorge himself on the area's specialty, and he could tell you the best places to eat in any of twenty-four major American cities, while reminiscing fondly about the meals he had enjoyed in each of them. His favorite writers were James Beard and Calvin Trillin.
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>>688691189
Requesting dubs
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>>688691633
FUCKING WINRAR
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Can you preteens to be Benito Mussolini while tongue punching my fart box?
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>>688691286
she is very underage, isnt she?
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Why else would I want to come
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>>688691633
Winnnnnnnn
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this is totally fake, OP texting himself
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>>688691624
They can come too
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>>688691633
Check'd
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>>688691655
winrar
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>>688691624
they can join.
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>>688691655
winrar
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>>688691624
Then why don't I take you out someplace nice
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>>688691633
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>688691655
Winrar
Otherfag doesn't count
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>>688691633
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
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>>688691624
Good, they can join us as long as I can give them the ole lickeroo.
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>>688691624
It's okay, they can join in too
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>>688691655
WINWINWIN
>>688691633
ALSO WIN WIN WIN
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>>688691701
>>688691708
see>>688691633
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>>688691568
Big
Dicks
Smell
Manly

I want you to smell my dick as hard as you can.
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>>688691633
DO IT!
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>>688691633
Fucking finally. Let's do it, OP!!!
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>>688691655
OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>688691843
see
>>688691633
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>>688691624
Well they can join us at some point.
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>>688691655
Finally the navy seals copypasta
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>>688691244
Winrar OP
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>>688691633
YESSSSSSS
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We need new thread, about to 404
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>>688691916
>>688691905
Are you retarded?
>>688691633
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>>688691655
DO ITT
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>>688691655
ALRIGHT LETS GO
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>>688691655
hype
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