Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Claimed. Anyone want to talk?
OK, fuck that 53 minutes osu! song, I keep on failing roughly seven minutes in.
>Hank bake
Or should I say grill.
>>688536469
Yeah it is. Most of the vets are pretty grouchy, but there's a few cool ones. And almost all of the new guys are pretty welcoming though.
>>688536449
Not many jokes make me actually laugh super hard irl, so props.
>>688536737
bumping
>>688536777
mandatory uta claim
>>688536666
your satanic quads dont lie.
i will be anticipating your results
I claim this one.
>>688536777
What if someone asks for their steak well-done?
Cirno claimed. I'm still here
>>688536910
wtf is this
>>688536994
We ask them politely to leave.
>>688536777
nice trips
>>688536193
not that I know of
>>688536287
tell that some big headed faggots
>>688536443
>20 people
too many, not interested
>>688536914
about?
>>688536933
53 minutes... oh fuck... I hated those long shit... 10 minutes was already killer for me
Who needs to bake a bread, when you can grill one?
>>688536949
>>688536914
Why not? How was your day Mio?
Akiko claimed
>>688536777
Nice trips Hank
>>688537021
my life
Also, I activated my trap card.
>>688536946
>Most of the vets are pretty grouchy
Name them.
>>688536777
>trips
>hank
I want to believe
>>688536914
Not to you
>>688536933
dubs confirm was hard
it was a suicide quest in the first place
>>688537048
ty fam
>>688537047
fuck... forgot pic
I think Homura's thread is safer, but whatever.
>>688536946
I try.
Even if I'm talking shit chances are I'm just trying to make someone else smile.
>>688536946
I'd like to hear specifically whom.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>>688536666
Fair point, sorry for grouping you with them.
Thanks for the concern, I'm glad to be going up too obviously. It's good to see you again.
Been up to much?
>>688536698
>fellow writers
Well it's good to see people who share the same passion.
>May not be here much longer
claimed
>>688536655
I cant watch videos with limited data!
Damn it.
>Are you sure? I may have to press myself tight to you, you won't get uncomfortable?
>>688536550
It is, they won't invite anyone else in, because entitlement.
>>688536672
I have to agree, I've heard it's gotten bad. Some people have even left and refuse to go back.
>>688536625
Oh, big fucking whoop. It's doesn't matter how many people there are, it's cancer, it's elitist and it's self-entitlement.
>>688536572
>>688536607
>>688536647
I knew he deleted his own posts, it wasn't a mod.
>>688536933
rip
>>688537116
you need to believe
https://www.youtube.com/user/Matthiasiam/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid
>>688537047
Who the hell would want to invite you?
>>688536777
Fuck you flavortown is mine
>>688537116
Don't believe, just grill.
<a herf="https://www.youtube.com/user/Matthiasiam/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid">ghdhtd</a>
>>688537217
You guys sure got excited! Agree on most of those points.
>>688537088
Still on the nazi ranking system?
>>688537158
Your jokes always make me laugh
>>688537233
ayaya
>>688537356
ok hank
ok
I will grill
>>688537047
Anything, I'm bored
>>688537067
It wasn't anything special. I've been watching Orphan Black most of the day as I haven't had much to do. You?
>>688537116
I knew that already
>>688536914
You don't actually talk Mio
You chuckle and make positive and negative grunts
>>688537217
Someone is butt-hurt.
>>688537325
Your mom did last night
We had a pleasant evening
>>688537384
>using html
Just post the YouTube link, 4chan auto-embeds it.
>>688537442
can I pet the kitty?
>>688537466
I was talking today? Unless you wasn't there. I forget who's who.
Mio
>>688537168
Tats and Vigil are the primary crotchety fucks from my experience, I would say Syndra but I guess he hasn't actually been here that long according to him. Actually now that I think about it, Tats and Vigil are the only super grouchy ones. Oh and Spike is a big edgelord but he's only been here roughly the amount of time I have, so that doesn't count.
>>688537473
>MOM JOKES.
Oh, my God.
You're really immature. Wouldn't expect anymore from a child anyway, but, oh my God.
>>688537457
That... doesn't help... that's like when my little brother wants to play with me
>What do you want to play
>"I... I don't know..."
>>688537466
Heya Akiko! I also used to write as a hobby.
I think I showed you a story once...
>>688537047
It's an entire album in one beatmap, that's the reason for it being 53 minutes.
>>688537116
Honestly I would've been fine doing it, as I have nothing better to do, the problem was the beatmap itself was quite above my skill level, so it was rather easy to fail. Not to mention the beatmap's origin is a fast paced metal album, so that makes it even harder to keep up with the notes.
>>688537457
Read above. I'm done with attempting that shit, going to finish up Erased now.
>>688537609
Remember, it's just a thread.
>>688537609
Have you considered that people shit on you because you're actually acting cancerous and clearly don't belong here?
>>688537609
Spike just fucks with people doesnt he
>>688537471
Actually, no. I have no intention of joining. I've heard a lot of bad things about it. I actually find the concept repulsive. It's one big inbred family.
>>688537202
RIP Maybe I'll take some screenshots of the good parts.
>I'll be fine, in fact, that's probably for the best!
>>688537655
No, really, we did
I cooked. She enjoyed it. Said my pasta gratin tastes pretty good. Had a lot of fun
>>688537663
still too much man
>>688537725
truer words have never been spoken... but...
>>688537609
who do you like then if I may ask?
>>688537759
Well yeah but I mean ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>688537725
Wise words.
>>688537185
Farewell.
And, indeed. We know each other.
Love you, take care.
>>688537609
>Forgetting me
S-Slut!
>>688537663
You should try beat hazard.
It's like music based asteroid.
You know what this all reminds me of? ERP. Only difference was ERPers were more sexual and welcoming while /waifu/ is violent and full of elitists.
>>688537700
>pic
>>688537663
>fast paced metal album
you are brave
very brave
osu breaks my fucking hand and I was only doing music from caravan palace
>>688537759
if he was just talking shit like chen or neet tomoko that's super cool, insults are original.
But he always posts some stupid rant in the middle of the thread and stirs up drama for no reason.
>>688538006
Just grill.
>>688538006
>elitists
Opinion discarded, only retards complain about elitism.
>>688537759
And then there's you...
>>688537185
>Been up to much
Nothing worth talking about. Relatively, I've been up to the same thing as you. Stay safe.
>>688537217
>it's cancer
>it's elitist
>and it's self-entitlement
It actually is.Thankfully those with towering egos left. Unfortunately there are some great people over there who'll be grouped in with that.
>>688537609
>Tats and Vigil are the only super grouchy ones
You missed three more names. But five does not make up most of the older sect.
>>688537609
I enjoy every single person you listed. In fact, I don't even dislike anyone on the threads currently. It brings upon absolutely nothing in benefits.
>>688536777
Claimed.
Kill yourself weeaboo faggots.
>>688538006
>ERPers were more sexual and welcoming while /waifu/ is violent and full of elitists.
ERP is still on >>>/trash/
Feel free to make yourself at home there.
reminder that the elitists you fear look like this lol
>>688537894
Oh really? You'll have to pull me off of you then.
>and then we can go ride your bike~
Screenshots would be cool.
>>688537663
Try beat hazard.
It's music based Asteroid.
Shizuru get.
>what? stop with this slippery slope bullshit, /waifu/ will never be elitist.
>Opinion discarded, only retards complain about elitism.
>>688538198
>falling for bait this hard
>>688537968
What?
You're the most popular in here, asking for but pics and everything.
You're not grouchy at all, you're just a popular guy who usually has fun with anons in here.
I'm dissapointed.
>>688538010
>But he always posts some stupid rant in the middle of the thread and stirs up drama for no reason.
ive never interacted with Spike before so that clears it up
>>688538144
u wot
>>688537663
Oh I see. That sounds like fun, a little long though.
Mio
>>688538178
Sup Peridot? How're you doing?
>>688536777
>Fuck I came in late because watching animu
Claim!
For everybody in this thread.
>>688537609
I don't want to lick anyone's ass, but you're wrong. Vigil might be one of the nicest and more honest persons here even if he looks grumpy.
>>688538302
Bait?
He's right.
ERP would suck your dick for showing up. I need reason.
Stop trying to blame someone, the problem isn't a single poster, It's all of /waifu/.
>>688538288
Because "elitist" is the cry of a rejected someone
>hello xd this is my waifu... Asuna <3, I love SAO and Mirai Nikki
>Gets ignored
>OMG ELITISTS
>>688538472
Yup.
This is true.
>>688538263
L-Lewd~
>29gb of video to transfer
>Mfw
>>688537587
You made more sounds than usual today, I'll admit
>>688537609
>Tats and Vigil are the only super grouchy ones
Tats and Vigil are just being themself, and Vigil isn't even grouchy. You can't expect everyone to have a happy-go-lucky personality. Vigil is just no-nonsense
>>688537659
What was it about? I don't remember
>>688538147
Fair enough. I hope you're doing okay, wouldn't wish anything but happiness upon you.
>So much pointless "drama" in these threads
Sry, but what is rp?
>>688538615
I was talking like any other person was. Unless that was all in my head. The only reason I wouldn't be talking as much is focusing.
Mio
>>688538108
Shut up telegram elitist. You just don't like that fact that not everyone thinks your super secret chatroom is the heaven it's made out to be.
ITT: People sucking up to other people while people are yelling at around people while people are telling people not to blame people while people also argue about elitism.
>>688538574
Not dead.
Internet went retarded, that's all.
Divide and conquer.
my claiming
>>688538739
Surprisingly accurate post.
>>688538575
While you're traveling, where would you sleep? I've always wanted to travel by foot.
>Rip ram.
>>688538712
RP is shorthand for Real Person.
It's when people meet up and have unprotected weeb sex.
>>688538739
This
>>688538472
agree with this
>>688538303
and this
>>688538405
What were you watching?
>>688538314
that's my own opinion though
you might want to check him out yourself
>>688538648
hey juri, doing okay?
Checked out overwatch yet? (or was that someone else?)
>>688538642
Hi stocking, how are you doing? Sorry I didn't speak before.
>>688538712
type rp into google
it's the second result
>>688538832
Not rly. You sound new
>>688538615
Uhm... it was just a short story because I was bored... what was it again...
ah yeah, it was about you (it's written from a you perspective) having sex with your loved one. But your loved one is rather abusive and hurts you. And you like it.
I think I have it somewhere...
>>688537917
Well see that's a long list. You, Kyouko, Akiko, Tsuyu, Maki(the British one, I don't really know the other one), Kotori, Amatsu, Megu, Aqua, Mugen, Rikka(I know there's like 3 but I honestly can't tell the difference), Karen, Milinda, Fool, Kirino, Rory, Ruri, Yume, and others.
>>688537968
You're not crotchety or an asshole though.
>>688538147
>Actually now that I think about it, Tats and Vigil are the only super grouchy ones
That means that you two are the only super grouchy ones out of the oldfags that I've had direct interaction with.
>>688538177
Don't lie, no one likes Spike.
>>688538472
Agree to disagree. Generally if someone acts like a cunt to me, they are a cunt to me.
>>688539026
you sound beta
>>688539003
Still watching Mayo Chiki!
>I'm almost done, two more episodes and I can continue on with stuff!~
>>688538010
>pic
>>688538020
Brit
>>688538278
>rattle
>>688538953
I'm hoping I'll be able to stay at the peoples houses that I visit for one night before moving on to my next destination. I'll have a tent for back up, just in case.
>Not even the ram, just getting it off the camera
Clam claim
>>688539003
I am from Austria and well I get mostly german results ^^
What a time to be alive.
>>688539097
>>688538317
Yea, maybe just a tiny bit long.
>>688539097
I'm more indifferent about him than anything, slightly towards the side of liking him. As I said, no one gains anything in dislike.
>>688539198
Syndra.
HIT THE DECK
CLAIM INBOUND
>>688539003
>i reply to Syndra and get a response from Karen
>ok then
are you talking about Spike? i dont think ive ever seen him on for more than 5 minutes
>>688539266
Role play.
Mio
>>688539198
I saw it before but now I get it
I just want to pet the kitty
>>688539003
Hi Karen! No need to apologise, I'm doing alright today thank you, yourself?
/waifu/ will braid us the rope with which we will hang them
>>688539227
If you came to me I'm sure I could convince my future roommates to let you stay the night.
>We'd have to slip away for some private fun though...
>>688539391
>Mfw my cat refuses to not be petted
>She will jump up into my lap and lay on my stomach and look at me like
>"You heartless fuck, love me."
>>688539378
Spike posts.
He just does it anonymously most of the times, so you won't be able to tell if it's him.
>>688539266
yup, RP-Tools sound correct
RP is english for Real Problems
>>688539097
I feel nice now. So many people seem to disagree with you though
>Chara is just a sassy bitch
etc.
I feel like I know those people though...
>>688538648
Heya Juri
>>688539493
Just a thread.
SEIG HEIL
>>688539003
Just observing how much the thread has changed in 24 hours. That might've been someone else as I told you I picked up the CE of Overwatch for the PC, but in all honesty I can't play it more then an hour. It's not THAT fun. How've you been?
>>688538472
im not getting involved, as we all know. i have no opinion on people being good or bad, because their behaviour can be brought on by their mood
but yea, vigil is safe
(slang in text)
obligatory claim
>>688539736
omg you can't be serious
>>688539575
Don't do this to me
>>688538840
>>688538840
>>688538840
>>688538998
You a cute.
>>688539525
I don't think slipping away will be a problem at all~
And wew, that's a relief. Sleeping in a tent honestly scares me. You never know who or what is out there.
>>688539852
I'm out there
>>688539812
I saw that, though I'm talking with 3 different people.
I probably know who it is though.
>>688539736
Good grilling hand.
