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>>688528623
Friedman should be way more libertarian
>>688528623
>hitler more center than thatcher
nah
Ghandi master race.
Not what I expected.
>>688530593
Not sure it deserves spider chemo. Dunno is another trap boipucci or pics you shouldn't share better?
>>688530392
>>688530593
>>688530836
New fag doesn't know spidey was meant to bump threads
>>688530126
HYPER COMMIE
>>688528623
>top left USSR
>top right nazi germany
>bottom right USA
has there never been a bottom left country?
>>688532548
USSR before Stalin
Fuck, I'm pretty down there, huh.
>>688532548
As a representative of bottom-left-land, I think that might be the case. I mean, maybe it's just a matter of such a country not having enough notoriety to show up as easily as
>Land Of The Free
>Iron Curtain
>Third Reich
But I feel that it's because those sentiments (whatever those sentiments really are), are far too "new-age" or "avant-garde" for any historical nation to really have taken them on. It's probably more likely that it's a case of "Utopia".
Feel free to ass-blast me if I'm wrong, though.
>>688530641
Pussy race
>>688532904
my nigga
>>688533184
Gary Johnson 2016
>>688532548
No, because none of the people belonging to that group would ever bother creating such a country. Note that most anarchists are bottom left. They are too self-centered and lack the determination to accomplish anything. They want others to do it for them.
honestly, i have no idea what i can realistically compare to
>>688533689
You're basically a tumblr cuck. Anarcho-commie. All the third wave feminist bullshit is there. Small state but joint labor and means of production owned by the workers. For obvious reasons no state has every tried this
>>688534011
okay, excuse me while i kill myself
>>688534192
Seems like the only solution. Sorry things turned out this way for you
>>688533689
closest thing I can find is 2005 NDP party from Canada
>>688534523
>>688534555
get a load of this guy
Hmmm
Be nice or be rekt
>>688534628
I'm definitely left libertarian quart, but i didn't think this far to the left....
the test never lies tho
>>688533608
>tfw I'm not a self-proclaimed Anarcho-Communist/Anarchist/Anarcho-Socialist/etc
>I get shit done by myself
>doesn't expect everything to be perfect
>understands why perfect doesn't exist
>interacts with "the big bad state" anyways because there's nothing inherently bad that I can see/nothing that can be reasonably changed
>somehow ended up almost dead center bottom left
Oh. I'm a special snowflake I guess.
>>688534555
>>688533065
shit you're even more bottom-left than me
>>688535125
ye....
idk how to feel about it lmao
Always been some variety of libertarian socialist.
Not surprised by this.
The amount of anarcho commies ITT is disgusting.
That explains the feminine penis threads I guess
>>688534011
No, it doesn't. That position is basically centrist. Fairly close to Liberal Democrat - at least in the UK.
>>688536509
ha ha damn u got us xD
Almost dead center
>>688528623
>using 2D and french restoration era memes.
Step it the fuck up Senpai.
>>688536509
I'm guessing you're the anon lodged between Hitler and Thatcher who can't stand alternative opinions.
>>688536688
I always felt like lib dems claimed they were left of center but are were actually dead center
Almost Hitler yo
>>688536509
Fuck you, Thatcher
>>688536851
No I'm the right-wing libertarian
>>688532548
Scandinavian countries would be moderately bottom left.
Anarchist Spain in the 1930s would be strongly Left-Libertarian.
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>>688530843
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>>688536751
the only answers even close to correct.
>>688537085
so you're equally for femanine penises then...
>>688536688
Please you're all shitlib faggots and you know it.
>>688536883
Lib Dems changed over the course of their existence.
They were more centrist under Ashdown, liberal-left under Charles Kennedy (RIP), and more centre-right under Nick Clegg.
>>688537329
ah okay, that makes sense
also for the record, Nick Clegg was/is an alright dude
>>688537210
Not really for but not really against the idea of you sucking one.
Same with heroin, for example, wouldn't personally try it but if anyone wants to OD on the stuff go right ahead
>>688537484
Nick Clegg was a sellout. I expected him to make compromises in government with the Conservatives, but he gave up FAR too much, considering how large a slice of the popular vote the Lib Dems won.
He's destroyed that party for a generation... or perhaps doomed it to extinction. All the left-libertarians have flocked to the Greens or Labour now.
>>688537788
They should be flocking to Labour, but Corbyn can't speak for toffee.
He could've absolutely decimated the Tories (and the Leave campaign too) but has struggle to do either. He almost sounds like a kid presenting to their class when he speaks.
>>688532904
i ended with an inch to to right side up. friedman rules
>>688538073
Corbyn lacks charisma, it's true. But he's also made some poor policy choices. Even as the anon here: >>688536366 I think his choices over nuclear disarmament are poorly considered.
Guilt by association means his willingness to stand on platforms with right-wing Muslims causes problems too. Muslims should be protected from the attacks of those who want to cast aspersions on the whole group, but those imams promoting conservative views should be attacked like a conservative Christian or Jew or anyone else.
Labour made the right choice turning left, but Corbyn wasn't the right man for the job.
>>688538708
The adoption of Friedman's neoliberalism by Reagan and Thatcher (and all their successors, to some extent or another) is a major cause of the economic problems we face today.
nice
>>688538947
Eloquently put, absolutely agree with that.
Labour need a reincarnation of Clement.
>>688538708
Of course. Although having to learn his stuff and reading the calculus of consent almost killed me in uni.
>>688539250
Bullshit
what is this classified as?
>>688536366
>>688534555
>>688537936
You will grow out of it
>tfw I'm a librarian
>>688539729
You're not a fucking libertarian. You're a centrist liberal democrat.
>>688539902
I said I'm a librarian not a libertarian you jerk!!
>>688539902
>centrist
>>688532657
underrated post
>>688539902
>can't read no good
>>688536509
No, they started showing up when teenage southern conservatives started flooding the place. That and the cuck threads.
/b/ was always a mix of libertarian and liberal, and when the upper right quadrenters came in, so did the cucks and traps.
>>688540209
jesus fucking christ are you 13?
>>688540299
>>688540209
>>688540195
>>688537936
>>688537379
>>688536366
>>688534555
>>688533689
>>688533065
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>>688530641
I thought we where a minority? Why aren't you fags voting
>>688540555
timer trips don't lie
>>688540584
>Literally Stalin
kek
>>688540529
I'm 14 next tuesday tho
>>688539535
>>688539250
The evils of neoliberalism explained.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/apr/15/neoliberalism-ideology-problem-george-monbiot
>>688540555
Because they are all underage.
>>688540555
Because douche and turd sandwich. Also, being that left many probably aren't American
>>688540555
I'm a leaf, that's why.
>>688540983
Yep, I'm not a Yank
>>688540555
They do. In Sweden.
>>688540555
1st past the post....not exactly representative in UK
This is way too flawed
>>688540555
There's a massive number of people who have no political representation.
It doesn't matter that lots of people are left-libertarian. The wealthy want to maintain the system as it is, so they 'donate' (aka bribe) to their proxies in politics and the media, to ensure that popular left candidates don't stand a chance.
>>688540743
You know what's the problem with a perfectly free (laissez faire) capitalist system- that in no point in history has it been tried.
The problems throughout the last two decades have been caused by the expansion of the state and the growth of the Keynesian economic model- which is more political in nature than economic.
But if you disagree- you disagree.
>>688528623
This was a bitch to do on my phone, but fuck it. Had to do something while shitting.
>>688540555
All reasonable people who weren't born rich are lower left.
>>688528623
Libertardarian here
>>688541667
Here's mine from the other test
>>688540299
love that! who do you vote for though?
>>688532657
Which test was this
I remember doing it months ago on /sci/
>>688541728
BURN THE COMMIE!!!!
>>688541724
Please do not vote
>>688541983
Top right vs top left
You're both cucks though.
>>688541983
wew lad
Much better compass.
http://www.playbuzz.com/felixstablum10/the-definitive-political-orientation-test
>>688541983
Vá væni.
Not really surprised
>>688541983
Still probably voting for Trump, don't fret there, Hitler.
>>688542413
> playbuzz
> that fucking ugly as star that covers half the fucking compass
Go back to 2006 MySpace, fag.
>>688542544
kek
>>688542643
Oh, well look at the fucking overachiever here
Idk what these words mean but okay
>>688542745
google is your friend
>>688542716
Lol, if anything I do it for myself more than anything. I like seeing how my mood can impact how much spics, niggers, and losers annoy me.
>>688542413
When I took yours...
Versus my first.
>>688541728
Wat?
Welp I guess I'm not alone from what I've seen
I did the other test and got a very similar result. They are mostly the same questions but there are about half as many.
Fuck this shit. Hoped to be Authoritarian left...
>>688528623
>Hitler I guess
>>688543094
There are so many of you it's almost saddening. A few stormfags also showed up but you cucks are definitely the majority
>>688542745
> being this 12
Fuck off, kiddo. The grown ups are talking.
>>688543168
You're supposed to just answer the questions not aim for a specific quadrant. Defeats the purpose of taking it, no?
>>688543364
Cool, because we are the future, libertarian middle-left for the win !
Why do so many of you hate freedom?
>>688540916
>Well said my nigga
>>688541639
You're allowed to have your own opinions, but not your own facts.
It is a fact that neoliberal economists have been the advisors of most of the leaders since Reagan and Thatcher.
Even the so-called Third Way politicians like Clinton and Blair represented a shift away from social democracy and Keynesianism in favour of neoliberal ideas.
Freedom and capitalism in union is impossible to achieve, because capitalism is built on the exploitation just like slavery and feudalism.
Although there have been improvements with each iteration (slavery > feudalism > capitalism), they are all based on the idea of one class enjoying the bulk of the wealth, while another class does the bulk of the labour. And those with the wealth then get to dictate the terms to those without.
>>688543589
top kek
>>688528623
Rate
>>688543904
armchair hitler
>>688543904
armchair hitler
>>688542413
Shitty compass.
'Traditionalism'? LOL. Could that be more vague? Nazism should be far more central on the left-right axis too. And anarchism on the right, while anarcho-socialism is on the left? Whoever made the compass is ignorant of politics and history. Anarchism originated as a term on the political left, and was only adopted by anarcho-capitalists far more recently.
>>688543420
ha-ha ha hahaha Ok
N-Not that I kn-know what you're referring to
>>688543904
armchair hitler
>>688543904
armchairHitler
>>688543904
Armler Hitchair
>>688543589
Wait So mine would be Literally hitler then?
>>688543356
>>688543082
Picture didn't attach
>>688543589
You've experienced the internets and still want to trust people with freedom?
I think I'm doing pretty well, what do you think /b/ros?
>>688544268
jabo ju'du debudecem
>>688544555
another trips of 5 huh
>>688544555
Thank god for fellow centrists.
>>688541938
htt p :/ /ww w.rd os.net/en g/Aspie-q uiz.php
take out the spaces
rate ?
>>688544555
>>688544790
The "Someone Please Tell Me What To Think" Party.
>>688544790
Yes my /b/rother
>>688544790
indecisive pussy
>>688545015
>Cram your beliefs down other's throats Party
Left is cancer
>>688544938
GOOD BOY!
>>688544998
My niggu, finally someone who is not a left cuck or a stormfag
Super left and libertarian.
>>688539618
mildly Authoritarian Left. like me.
you need to get you some reading comprehension.
Meh
>>688530641
Same as you, but I'm actually disgusted with myself. Thought I was a watered down Hitler/Thatcher
>>688545900
cuck detected
Duh, just as I thought.
rate
rate?
>>688545637
>left & libertarian
kill self
>>688545451
Agreed but mine came out slightly left! Ashamed of myself
Neo-Liberal, moi.
I really hope that this country sees sense and remains in the EU.
>>688541728
a tiny ember of hope.
good job, my son.
Authoritarianism of the left or right bothers me a lot more than right-libertarianism. I'll never understand right-libertarians hate for left-libertarians though. The whole idea is you aren't being forced into anything.
>>688546186
Where are you from?
>>688546262
Fuck off fag
>>688528623
didnt want to post until i saw all these bernie fags posting
educate yourselves
fuck the king?
>>688542464
So... What the fuck does this make me /b/ros?
>>688546209
except for the fact that you are controlling the economic sector, which is inevitably a large part of people's lives (wow, and people that own businesses are people too and not lizards?)
>>688546463
leftist fag. kill self
>>688546463
a liberal queer
>>688546463
A cuck
>>688543904
needs more left, but reasonable.
6-7/10 compared to uni students.
9.9/10 compared to /b/
>>688546186
Same here bro
I have a horrible feeling that we might leave tho.....it's going to be close
>>688544200
sup /b/ro. keep your chin up, lest we drown in the shit around here.
also maybe check out 8ch/leftypol/
>>688528623
Well, I'm actually a slav from a postcommunist country...
>>688546186
>sense
>remaining in the EU
pick one
>>688546493
Only in terms of opt-in regional communities in which all members have a say. You sound like a lizard. That's cool. I don't mind lizards.
Rate it /b/ !
>>688546937
I'm bored of you. This last one's for free.
>>688530641
Ayyyy
>>688547430
Gud Comrade!
>>688528623
I've always been around Kropotkin on this.
Fuck the bourgeoisie.
>>688545525
sup /b/ro. keep your chin up, lest we drown in the shit around here.
also maybe check out 8ch/leftypol/
>>688547430
Where you from?
Not bad
>>688547537
...ok..
>>688548102
Czech Republic
>>688548064
Milo can't be based, he's a faggot...
>>688546040
looks like we'd get along, 10/10
>>688548245
me
>>688548064
You supported Bernie didn't you
>>688548599
Zozzle
>>688539618
it means to kys fucking commie
>>688546186
That's not neoliberal, lol. Neoliberalism is a right-wing ideology.
>>688530078
>/b/: the image
These questions make no sense at all
>>688548064
Those alt-right losers have moved on from fedoras to colored aviators. They think they look cocky and cool, but it's just nouveau douchebag.
>>688548599
Ron Paul when he came around and Rand to a lesser extent
god, you are all such pathetic faggots. all you do is fling shit at each other and insist that your score is the one true score and that everyone else is a sick degenerate for believing anything else. peoples opinions are sculpted by their upbringings, environments, socials classes etc
>>688550717
>all you do is fling shit
>got, you are all such pathetic faggots
Mmm.
>>688550717
>being this new
>>688547452
get out retard, if you want to live in a retarded nationalist state and pay incredibly unreasonable amounts for everything you consume move to NZ and stay there
>>688548552
Nice
>>688550717
this
>>688550717
Zozzle
left libertarians are such cancer. There cant be little government and socialism at the same time. Socialism/communism requires an governing body
>all these fucking commies
Thats why this site sucks.
>>688549604
Gary Johnson this year? Or Trump
>>688552310
>Socialism/communism requires an governing body
According to Marx this is not true, in practice it is
>>688552310
My sweet summer child... so brainwashed.
>>688534663
>>688532904
>>688541667
>>688542643
>>688542745
>>688544938
>>688544998
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>>688546372
My freemans.
>>688543589
The most indubitable picture on this thread.
>>688552910
>>688553022
>brainwashed by Marx falacies
>say you are the brainwashed one
forts Kek.
Not quoted btw
>>688528623
dont have saved on this computer, but mine is -0.30, -1.33
>did yesterday, not doing again
>>688552310
a) You're confusing libertarianism with anarchism.
b) No, socialism does not require a government per se (at least not in the sense that is commonly meant). It just means that the workers are in charge of their workplaces, that they receive the fruit of their labour, instead of seeing it siphoned off by capitalists who sit on their asses doing little or nothing to create value.
>>688553586
>socialism
>in charge of their workplaces
>no government
If you are obliged to cooperate with a syndicate or workgroup, it is coercive.
If its coercive, you have no freedom.
If you are forced to pay taxes(no matter if it is to politicians, syndicate or a group of humans) with a sindicate or workgroup, it is coercive.
If its coercive, is violence.
Socialism = Gay Communism.
>>688553926
God you're retarded. Not that Anon.
There is a difference between a socialist and a communist state- a communist state, in their existence throughout history have been based on Marx's works- which are broken down to three main ideas- an economic reading of history- dialectical materialism- meaning that history is based on a class struggle and workers owning the means of production. Therefore, according to Marx and communist states a revolution will arise, due to all history being driven by economic circumstances, where the perpetual class struggle between workers and ruling elites will lead to a system with no government-since the workers will win- where workers own the means of production.
A modern socialist state believes in significant state intervention within social and economic systems where the state functions as a mechanism for the redistribution of resources
>>688554977
redistribution of resources = rob from someone to give to a lazy one.
Coercion is violence.
I just want to smoke weed apparently.
>>688555435
There's a line you know? Between being poor and being lazy. Most millionaires and billionaires acquired their wealth through family
i like how the capital allways goes "huurr socialists you dumb fuck so idiot omg kill urslef fkn cuck"
>>688555648
Same
Your all garbage
>>688556077
>Our all garbage
>>688555779
>Most millionaires and billionaires acquired their wealth through family
And this is wrong?
Its wrong work hard/smart to give you kid a better future?
Take you hands away from my family savings.
>>688555435
>redistribution of resources = rob from someone to give to a lazy one.
Yes, exactly
>Coercion is violence.
And yes again, unfortunately the modern state, as defined by Weber, is the only institution which holds a monopoly on force and violence. Therefore, taxation which is literal theft and economic and fiscal policies, based on idiotic economic ideas the Keynesian will continue exist.
I can see that I am not entirely alone.
>>688556195
Hey buddy get to fuck. Fuckin Bernie fag bet your from New York
>>688556231
No, it's absolutely not wrong, it just breeds a certain type of undesirable person
>>688556544
Well the anon is clearly from somewhere with access to education. Sorry to hear you didn't have such luck.
>>688556544
>our from New York
Woah, pal, I'm not into fucking random strangers. I'm flattered, though. Canada. You?
>>688556616
>people that care about they family is undesirable
So, you its better see me and my kid working a carbon mine for ever just because my great grandfather was a slave too. We have no rights to evolve and get a better life. All my lineage must die in our lowest castes.
Nice socialism, bro.
>>688557205
Using straw man, Noice
>>688556792
Hey i'm at mit in Boston you fuck doesn't get better than that. Just had it up to fuckin here wih all these fuckin New Yorker fucks thinking there better than me.
Massachusetts > New York any fuckin day of he week.
>>688557205
Look anon, in a socialist situation, some people are just more equal and others. No need to be so buttmad cos you didn't make the cut.
>>688557403
> paying to go to MIT
You know, they give out classes for free.
