Hey /b/
I pulled up next to this random chick at a stop light and yelled at her for texting and driving. She said she wants to party and that she's going to give her "friend" a "ride" for "gas money" and will hit me up later, then demanded my phone number. She then started texting me a bunch of pictures of herself (no nudes but still kind of slutty in a crack whore way) and now this just now.
What should I say to her? I don't wanna fuck her because she probably has AIDS but I wouldn't mind getting some better pics to share with you guys for lulz
"Show me something worth $45 first"
>>688523203
Wtf bump. Put up more pics Opie
She wants to use her sexuality to lure you into a secluded area for her nigger masters to steal your shit.
>>688523409
Lmao perfect.
>>688523409
This haha
OP this has some potential, she obviously will do anything for money. get her to come over and get on cam
>>688523203
Play this whore. Let's see just how low she will go for $45. Maybe we could get her to fuck a dog or at least suck one off.
>>688523462
This guy already knows
>>688523409
Anon knows what's good
Comment for notification
>>688523409
Yes say this
>>688523203
I found her profile
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>688523203
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>688523203
Post the other pics op
she wants to use you for money. play that bitch. agree to give money for a blowjob. make her give first. then, just leave.
>>688523835
Kek
Waiting for a reply here's some of the other ones from last night
>>688523835
Fuck off fag, we got a legitimate thread going and no time for your gay bullshit
>>688523835
Wtf are you talking about faggot
>>688524001
Fkn eyebrows are painted on.... Clown slut
>>688523663
I doubt it...
>>688523835
bro what?
>>688523835
i miss IDs
You yelled at a woman in the street? Okay grandad.
>>688524103
Where's the nudes. Post the covnvos dude
>>688524103
>>688524050
>>688524001
>>688523941
post-wall druggie. I never go for those since at one point they all got bare backed by a nigger at a rave
>once you go black, we don't want you back
>>688524073
Up the amount until she agrees. She's a crackwhore. Those scum will do anything for money.
>>688524191
Ids where dumb.
Elaborate story is elaborate and a work of falsehood.
>>688524191
There were cool tripfags back in the day, I agree.
given her behavior and now her looks... confirmed meth ho. even makeup cant hide her eye bags. do. not.fuck. that. just get a blowjob.
>>688524001
lmfao oh my god. OP please say this
>>688523409
>>688523409
>>688524032
>>688524125
>>688523969
It's either you're same fagging hard or you're all fucking stupid.
>>688523835
Am I the only one to miss heaven? At least you knew when he was shitposting. No hiding behind anon status.
>>688523203
OK so she replied she will suck me off for 10, anal for 45. And I can take pics. What do? I don't want aids but tempting
>>688524537
Get pics first?
>>688524537
how about post screenshots first?
>>688523203
She obviously is scamming you OP. She is probably a druggie of some kind.
>>688524483
Looks like I'm fucking stupid then, m80 bro
>>688524537
fake and gay
>>688524532
>Goes to anon image board
>Wants it to not be anon
>summerfag
>>688524537
Offer her more money for more degrading shit. If you can't get her to fuck a dog, maybe you could get her to drink your piss at least. Pics are a must though.
>>688524711
OP OP YES
>>688524711
Awww yeh no fear ....let's see her cock
>don't get scared
>>688524711
Kek, interested now
>>688524711
>dont get scared
lmao she's a trap
Also checked.
>inb4 "she"
>>688524711
What she show you
>>688524711
>dont get scared
Get scared m8
Dont do it
>>688524711
U gonna get the D op
>>688524659
The point I made has just flown over your head.
You're a newfag and didn't see /b/ back in the day. It used to be fun.
>>688524711
what the fuck??? the
>>688523663
you may be being slightly too optimistic there champ
inb4 penis
>>688524888
Trips tell truth
>>688524050
blue hair
kids bike in the back
wants money
>run
Her neck is too thin to be a trap
Im expecting some disease
>>688524711
im expecting big toy in anus with that response
>>688524926
back in the day? You fucktard new fag. Back in the day DIDN't have ids
>>688525067
no way to tell thats a kids bike fag. shes hot. go do it op. run, TOWARDS her
>>688524937
Second this
>>688524928
I've dealt with crack whores before m8. I know the shit those bitches will lower themselves to for money.
>>688525097
youre all retarded guys its ok
hurry up op
Is her friend a dude?
Just scam the scammer
>>688525097
>>i've been here longer than him imma call him newfag lel lel lel
>>688524532
>he
being this new
>>688524937
god i fucking love this picture
>>688525097
I never said it did and I never referred to the fact it shouldn't be anon.
I only said that I missed the shitposting that a single anon, eho DID have ID, used to make.
Gg
surely OP will deliver
>>688523409
This
Bump for 45$ tittays
Fuck she still didn't send anything! Should I keep texting or be patient? I don't wanna fuck it up before I see what I should be scared about
>>688525566
Wait
OP IS KILL???
>>688525566
Don't rush
>>688525566
i think shes just warming up her anus, be patient
>>688525566
wait it out
>>688525566
be patient, newfriend
someone post the dick shadow picture "someone stole my toilet seat"
>>688525566
Keep texting jigaboo child
>>688525566
hurry the fuck up you piece of candy
>>688525393
>heaven
>single man
get out
>>688525566
No don't wait. say "If you want $45 you better show me something now"
>>688525393
>single
Not sure if bait or just that stupid.
>>688525632
Looks like he got the aids off that slut
>>688525566
Chill out for a little bit, she might be preparing her methy futa for something super spooky, yo
after we get nudes, you should post her number for all of us to have, i'll give her $45 worth of pizza
>>688524659
>>688525278
>>688525097
Not that anon, but how does it feel to be this baited. You faggots got played.
>>688525748
ot say that. Just wait. How long has it been?
the chick probably sent her dick
>op saw it was bigger than his and an hero'd
>>688525843
that's right, anon was only pretending to be stupid
ha!
>>688525794
Just trying to seem like he has any idea how IDs actually work.
>>688523203
What a fucking retard you are. This literally doesn't even sound like it's possible. Not even going to read your thread for your lame ass explanation. You are clearly a fucking idiot.
>>688525831
You pulled up next to her in a vehicle and yelled at her for texting and then...you gave her your number.
Wut.
>>688524001
Looks like a convincing tranny in this pic. Not in the others though. I'd say head for $45 is pretty reasonable.
>nice one for pickin up a damaged lookin whore at the lights OP
Shit would never happen in UK
the suspense is killing me
Op delivar , plz
He's prob fappin tho
She sent me this shit WTF is it
>>688526155
>>688526236
Just go along with it anons, give a fuck. Everything on this board is bullshit or pasta
>>688526236
well she does look like a druggy
>>688526340
dildos
>>688525974
>>688526340
Why is top red corner red? OP you fucking with Satan, just ask for nudes
>>688526340
is that a bag of dicks on her dresser?
op, wait at least 5 minutes to respond
>>688526340
Bruh, this some existential shit or something?
is that a box of dildos
>>688526051
>>688526340
you got jipped lmao
>>688525566
Don't be scared OP
>>688526340
Fascinating.
>>688526340
tell her thats worth nothing
>>688525843
>>688525974
Anon suddenly realizes he fucked up and ran to google.
>It was jut good quality bait, I swear!
>>688526475
$0.02 deposited into your ass crack.
$44.98 to go
>>688523203
shes using u for ur money
looks like bigfoot taking a shit
>>688523462
confirm, your car and everything in it will be stolen while your face is beaten shut.
>>688526647
kek, this
>>688526608
What do I say to that??
>>688526475
Acid trip is not worth $45 to me. What else you got?
>>688526647
Do it Op
>>688526554
Tell her to stop sending this technicolour shit, and ram one of those in her ass
>>688526696
>your face is beaten shut.
lolwut
Am I the only one wondering how all this took place in between the light going from red to green? Am I the only one thinking it's ridiculously odd that op yells at slut about texting and she instantly goes into "work" mode? am I the only one who finds it slightly unbelievable that this sort of exchange could take place between two people driving separate cars stopped at a stoplight?
>>688526340
tell her you guess she doesnt want this $50 note then
▲
▲▲
Just ask to see her taint. If its huge shes a dude.
>>688526412
Box of cocks on the dresser! You're in for a good time!
>>688526495
god you fucking retard learn how to use reaction pictures right. That one is for when someone is getting all in your shit and are hostile for no reason.
>>688526864
just ask to see her dick
>>688526902
no its not. youre a dumb
>>688526802
It's a conspiracy, Imma call Mark Dice for this shit right here.
That said, you've got a point there, bro
>>688526859
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.
>>688526755
just start sending her gore pictures. If she wants to fuck around the least you can do is scare her.
>>688526902
you're a sperglord lmao
>>688526801
>>688526902
Looks like we got an angry "reaction face" cop here.
Issue him a summons to appear in 4chan court, officer.
show us your reply already OP goddam
>>688526902
>That one is for when someone is getting all in your shit and are hostile for no reason.
Kind of like you're doing right now?
>>688526902
>caring about the usage of memes
>>688526802
no one cares about logic, we want to see that trannies dick.
Whatever it is she doesn't look like she's been hard on drugs or too hard on them. She looks like the typical party/slutty girl tbh. On top of that if that last pic is real, when was the last time you saw a junky with an extremely organized/clean room? she's neat with her home appearance so she might be with herself too. She could also be aware of how hot she is and might thinks he can scam guys like you for $ on the side.
>>688526802
I dont find it hard to believe at all. There are some Long traffic lights where im from. Atleast a minute and a half. At the very least.
>>688523203
I would turn 360 degrees and walk away OP
>>688524537
Get pic, offer 50, fill her up, shame her
>>688526902
meme police stop right there!!!
Chill the fuck out guys
It's not worth it
CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU FAGGOTS
Noodza for us doodza
It was two stop lights actually
>>688527168
inspector fucking gadget
>>688527248
Fuck off nigger.
>>688523941
Bruh gross
>>688526475
what's her number
>>688527352
Asking the real questions.
Also get her kik/snapchat
>>688527300
tell her you have a 3 inch dick
>>688527300
she goes crazy telling you to get up shes excited and she takes this long to reply? tell her to hurry the fuck up and stop wasting your time
>>688527300
Reasonable and respectable response, OP. Here's to things to come
>>688526902
>>688526902
Do you mean it decreases the effectiveness of the meme, you fucking fat fedora fag?
>>688527300
Lad tell her to hurry the fuck up
Some of us are busy shitposting on 4chan, we don't have all day
Demand a sharpie in the pooper
>>688527304
LOL
Was just trying help a fellow brother out man.
So yeah OP you're probably free to bang her. just throw a condom on and double wrap and you'll be good to go. Don't worry too much about it I think you're good to go. Just take into consideration if you're an attractive guy or not because if you are then you're probably in to get it in and if you're not then it's more than likely what I said earlier about being used. GL will lurk most likely the rest of this thread while netflixing.
>>688526902
>>688527574
I was waiting for that.
>>688524330
This
Send pic related
>>688527300
also OP, just wear a condom and fuck her
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688526340
this ain't /x/ fuck off
>>688527827
>>688527827
This guy again
>>688527200
gotta protect that virginity, ages like fine wine huh?
>>688527962
>>688527920
>>688527916
Hey Faggots,
My name is Richard Sherman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.
Now I play for the Seahawks.
What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also got straight A’s, went to Stanford, won the superbowl, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It’s me
True or not I like the story. Go on Op, don't be distracted by the crowd.
>>688528184
Nigger boi
>>688528184
Fuck off, don't use Sherm's name in vain
t. 12
>>688528184
Shut the fuck up nigger.
Dafuq is this bitch on about?
>>688528417
Not a Seahawks fan but he is good at what he does.
>>688528184
Time stamp you lying piece of shit nigger.
>>688527724
Why do you keep repeating phrases in a nervous manner?
>>688528184
>>688528184
Top kek. John is best meme.
>>688527300
OP WHERE'D YOU GO
>>688527827
>gorilla warfare
dat bait
>>688528632
>>688528480
>>688528375
Newfags detected, get out summer
jesus OP are you even trying. spam that druggo whore. she'll do anything for money
>>688528184
What you want to talk about emptiness? If we have nothing to talk about it goes on what we miss to feel quiet : girls, weed and relatinships : how to manage it. Otherwise in bith case it's empty feeling, and for you it's a casualty to defend this girl. As long as they just talk without fircing it's alright.
One /b/ros
I thibk you are troll
>>688528848
Winter is coming
>>688528954
What
>>688526902
faggot
>>688528848
Newfag detected
Op where are you?
Can you just end this thread so i can go back clopping to mlp and play Fallout 4?
OP is kill
Now I'm pretty sure she's just fucking with me. I got nothing to do right now so if you guys wanna play along I'll type whatever
>>688529258
Better still, you can just fuck off
Granted
آخر کیا تم صرف میرے بارے میں کیا کہنا لوڈ fucking تھا، آپ کی بہت کم کتیا؟ میں نے تم میں نیوی سیل میں میری کلاس کے سب سے اوپر گریجویشن معلوم ہے، اور میں نے امام Quaeda پر متعدد خفیہ چھاپے میں ملوث کیا گیا ہے ہو گا، اور میں نے 300 سے زائد افراد جاں بحق کی تصدیق کی ہے. مرف ایک ہدف ہیں. میں صحت سے متعلق کے ساتھ آپ کو اس زمین پر اس سے پہلے کبھی نہیں دیکھا گیا ہے، جن میں سے پسند کرتا ہے آخر صفایا کرے گا، میری، اتارنا fucking الفاظ کو نشان زد کر. آپ کو انٹرنیٹ پر مجھ پر شٹ کہہ کے ساتھ دور حاصل کر سکتے ہیں لگتا ہے؟ ، پھر fucker سوچو. آپ بہتر طوفان، کیڑا کے لئے تیار تو جیسا کہ ہم بات میں امریکہ اور آپ کا IP بھر میں جاسوس کے اپنے خفیہ نیٹ ورک سے رابطہ کر رہا ہوں اس وقت کا پتہ لگایا جا رہا ہے. کہ طوفان تم نے اپنی زندگی کو فون انتہائی افسوس ناک بات چھوٹی چیز باہر مسح. تم مر، بچے لوڈ fucking کر رہے ہیں. میں کبھی بھی کہیں بھی ہو سکتے ہیں، اور میں سو سات سے زائد طریقوں سے آپ کو مار سکتا ہے، اور یہ کہ صرف اپنے ہاتھوں سے ہے. نہ صرف میں بڑے پیمانے پر غیر مسلح لڑائی میں تربیت حاصل کی ہوں، لیکن میں ریاست ہائے متحدہ امریکہ میرین کور کے تمام ہتھیاروں تک رسائی حاص اس صورت میں، ہو سکتا ہے آپ کو آپ کے، اتارنا fucking زبان منعقد ہوتی. لیکن
>pic related: its me
i'm bailing. OP is useless dont even know why he started this thread
>>688529343
Ask to see her asshole for $50
>>688529134
Dont be afraid of trolling...
>>688529343
"show me your boobs and i might think about it"
>>688528583
You know a good player when you see one.
And that's what I appreciates about ya
>>688529343
Just tell her to shove something in her ass already. No need to beat around the bush, and deal with technicolor fuckery.
>>688529343
reply with "ok now you're just wasting my time, i guess you dont want any help"
>>688529343
"go troll some other champ, unless you show some skin you ain't getting shit"
>>688529343
Annnnd this turned into a personal army thread, good job trying to disguise it for a bit though. 3/10
>>688528417
fuck sherman, pats nation on your bitch ass
>>688529343
OP shared her number guys
>>688529622
this
>>688529709
Annnnnnd this is OP samefagging encouraging the personal army.
Just stop it bud, post the tits or go away.
>>688529343
Wow... Really makes you think
>>688529343
"I've got 100$ for every animal you can put in your fridge"
>>688529709
O my
Whose gonna message her next
>>688529672
I said it already, I ain’t gotta talk no more.
Cause I don’t understand the angle.
I said it already.
So why come here?
I did it already. I’m here. So what’s happening?
I wanted to see you. I wanted to talk you as a man to your face. I knew a few places you was at, I could’ve pulled up, but I thought that was gangsta. I wanted to come look you in your face like a man and tell you how I feel.
So what’s the issue?
Ain’t no issue. If it was an issue, you would feel me. I just came to let y’all know, put some respect on my name. When y’all say my name, put some respect on it.
Did you pull up on Ross that way? Or Trick Daddy?
Man, I’m pullin’ up on you, nigga.
But I’m the radio guy. Why pull up on the radio guy? Don’t act tough with the radio guy?
I hear you, my nigga. Y’all finished or y’all done? I ain’t got no more talkin’. Let’s rock.
>>688529679
What problem dealing with one's own insecurity which makes him attack /b/? Children killer again...
Text her will paypal $45 for spread asshole pic w timestamp
>>688529343
ask her for a titty pic
>>688529833
>>688529679
we get it. your unwilling and unable to do anything. grats on the moral high ground
>>688529983
>>688529963
>>688529709
Samefag OP, don't be mad you got caught.
Also, that sentence is literally a bowl of fuck you retard.
This is now a maymay thread
>>688530218
gotcha fam
>>688530297
>>688530297
>>688530349
>>688529975
is that supposed to be me? haha i guess i ride hard die hard for my /b/rothers
>>688530394
>>688530204
World is cruel, do not turn back you would loose everything. First was mine.
>>688530411
>>688530556
Not your personal army is just an excuse for not doing cool shit and participating in raids tbh fam. Who cares if it is personally motivated? Buy yourself a VPN, hide your cell number, get behind seven proxies and internet hate machine away.
>>688530659
>>688530673
Mad nobody biting on ur personal army fagit?
>>688530805
>>688526902
Execution was flawless. Goodjob.
>>688530879
you wasted my time.
op is a fag everyone, abandon thread
>>688530952
>>688530673
NB : a chan is a world, so there is army, policemen (mods and law) salers and buyers, and link of everything thanks to 4chan. Think better of what you need here to get busy whereas you are notjing and will come back to nothing
>>688530986
Don't worry we're killing his little personal army thread.
>>688529698
XLIX was ours and you know it, Lynch would've mowed through your def if we hadn't had thrown it
OP, send her this pic, and tell her there's a spider in your toilet
>>688531101
>>688524537
Why are you worried about AIDS? Is she going to fuck your ass?
>>688529343
OP just respond to this skank
>>688531104
well you didn't lel
Bro she's got the camera on infrared and she's got a box of dildos on her dresser.
Not only is it a box of dildos, but they are all red, which means they are hot, which means they were probably used recently.
Say something about the hot box of dildos.
>>688531194
>>688531381
>>688531384
you're both late, thinly veiled personal army. tanking thread now.
>>688531383
Tom Brady is a fag and everyone knows it. You can tell a cuck when your gf has to speak up for you. I have respect for Gronk and other players on the Pats but Brady is fucking gay.
>>688531384
It's not a real IR camera fucktard, only displays the light intensity emitted from the source.
>>688523203
Obviously she wants to do rough anal for $45
just give her the money man, she earned it
and call your mother on that sexting phone of yours for christ's sake
>>688524937
>>688531734
whiteknight
>>688524618
Druggies needs ass fucked till they cry too
From the voice you hear
Without texting faithfully answer
With the random selection of articles
A man without a mind would get lost
And one's who loses everything for it shall be a hero
>>688531542
talks about brady while his quarterback can't perform because he is raising someone else's baby and getting cucked in the process.
Seattle is the most cancerous team in the NFL and 10/10 you're a bandwagon piece of shit.
Brady will destroy you any day
Dude just fuck her, no matter what you're never going to get laid for cheaper than $45
>>688532213
Too bad he's suspended for 4 games, nigga
And I ain't even a Hawks fan, just hate Brady cause he's a bitch.
Roll or delete?
>>688531983
Okay do we have the original photo or do I have to live my life now thinking this is real?
>>688532411
Bent over the hood of your car. dont let her take her shoes off and once you blow the load in her rectum drop the $45 on the ground
>>688529622
This. Just this. There's still a chance to see some nudes if OP shows that he's sick of her fucking around
>>688532515
That suspension will be overturned anyway because it's based on nothing and we'll shit on all your teams once again.
>pic related its your worst nightmare
>>688523203
tell her you will give her 45$ if she makes a facebook post regarding modern feminism and its negative influence on society and encouragement of segregated views
>>688533206
I'm sorry /b/ro, I do not have the original. Though, I seem to recall someone at some point posting it, so you can be fairly sure that it's fake in some way. I have a whole creep folder with stuff that feels like that though. Pic related, it's my favorite one.
>>688533704
I remember when these threads used to be more frequent than trap threads
We've been doing this for an hour and a half now, it's time for results
>>688526902
>autism
>>688533865
ah, the good old days. I loved the weird shit that used to get posted. Sometimes I would sit around and just stair at one or two of them. I literally would get the feeling demons were attached to them in some way, which may come across as oddly religious, but it's the only way I can explain the feeling.
> pic related
I always felt like this one would move, though it doesn't. The shadows are just perfect to change the way the eye looks at the positions of things as you look slightly away. Creepy as fuck.
>>688534678
lol, fuck I'm stupid
stare*
