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Rate my cooking /b/
2/10
>>688517051
Looks like absolute shit
>>688517051
What are the meat disks ? spam ?
>cooking
>applied heat to some shit
cool anon, very cool
>>688517051
You can't call making shitty eggs cooking.
>>688517326
Something like that.
Is this even cooking? Nothing looks cooked, looks like pre made shit mixed on a plate. 0/10
1/10 wouldn't eat
What the fuck, do you eat RAM for breakfast?
>>688517051
not bad actually
>>688517533
No, I just eat at my desk.
2/10 would feed to dog
>>688517051
That doesn't really count as cooking mate try again.
>>688517051
not good
>>688517469
haha that filename you cuck.
rate my ability to cut fruit and put it into a bowl
>>688517051
basic bitch / 10
>>688517051
I'd tell you to make me a sandwich bitch but you're not even good for that
>>688517051
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>688517051
wow, shit like that can only be seen on /b/
are you suffering from some form of retardation by by any case?
>>688518530
made it look good, add some chopped nuts and dark chocolate. lots of pussy wil come to you 8/10
>>688517051
>>688518530
i like your choice of fruit, 10/10
>>688518794
I'm already a grill m8 :)
rate my ordering out skills...
>>688519029
marry me you glorious slut
>>688518530
5/10. I hate raspberries.
>>688519085
looks good but needs more ketchup/10
>>688519172
only if you're into creampies
>>688517533
>>688517051
Who the fuck eats crackers with ham and eggs? Is this a limey thing or something?
>>688519268
Giving or receiving?
>>688519268
i'd creampie myself if i could
>>688519515
receiving... I fucking love them
>>688519589
I'd hook up with you only because of that fruit bowl, i shit you not.
jesus /b/ what kind of pathetic shit do you guys eat? My self ate some lamb sausage with tzatziki, spinach, red onion, feta cheese and bread
>>688519699
unidentifiable, unappetizing euro garbage/10
>>688519085
Looks fucking dank but pick off those tomatoes. tomatoes are only okay when diced, the fuck is wrong with people?
>>688517051
legit wouldn't eat that
>>688519699
>No cheese.
>No eggs.
>No bacon.
Laughing eagle/10.
>>688519589
That's pretty greedy. You should give them out sometime.
>>688519881
Hahha good one my burger friend! That shit is so tasty you wouldnt believe, just the white wine i used to cook the beans in is better than anything u ever tasted.
Rate mine.
>>688520227
>cooking.
>>688517051
According to the world health organization, proccessed meats like the one on your plate are class1 carcinogens, which definately cause cancer. with non proccessed meat being just "probable human carcinogens"
eggs are probably the unhealthiest food ever too
our bodies and brains run on carbs not dead animal flesh and fetus's
good luck with your cancer gains
good luck with your cancer gains.
good luck with your cancer gains
>>688517628
Shut up op, you don't fool anyone.
That's so fucking lame, scrambled egg, some crackers and a slice of salame.
>>688519871
niggah you gay
>>688517051
1/10 Denny's
>>688518530
10/10
>>688519917
what are you, gay?
pansy ass motherfucker.
>>688520194
what whine are you using?
>>688520370
>>688520370
You forgot to tell us that you're vegan. 2/10.
>>688519085
Have you ever considered going pro in ordering out?
>>688517051
7/10 would ask you to fix me a plate.
>>688520425
Am I still gay If i tape a pair of tits on your chest, put a paper bag on your head and fuck you in the ass? I'll make you moan like a bitch too.
>>688519699
Fuck you, i'm hungry now/10
>>688517051
10/10
>>688520039
The burguer had cheese inside btw. >>688520039
>>688520039
I bet if you tried these peas you would cry knowing the veggies in your country are dull, bland and flavorless. You really cant imagine the quality of veggies here, ive to america and yours are garbage. We dont need to add much things to food, you would ruin them with ur ketchup and bacon bulshit
>>688520227
Looks tastier than Op's, that's for sure.
>>688520635
not vegan, I just dont eat animal products. still wear them and dont care. you forgot to look up the definition of vegan 1/10
>>688520773
no that's just retarted
>>688520971
Still doesn't change the colossal faggot you've become and the shame you've brought to your family.
>>688520894
ok, you cooked peas and an octopus, what else did you do? I want to eat that
>>688518530
Make that for a chick and she'll lick your balls dude. 10/10 son
>>688520894
looks fucking repulsive. what the fuck are those things in it? cant tell if it's a meat, seafood, or veggie
>>688517326
Spam isn't round dude
Ill post some of mine
>>688521300
squid, tard
>>688517051
lazy/10 mini sandwich was right there
>>688517469
glad that is the cooking you miss most, proof she was for you, congrats you're free
>>688518530
diabetes/10 but yummy
>>688519085
munchies/10
>>688519699
7/10 needs salad
>>688521306
You can make it round.
Get a cookie cutter.
>>688517051
Eggs are over cooked and not mixed properly, you need to start with a light touch of olive oil then finish with a small amount of butter.
Plating is wrong and looks cheap, if the eggs were proper you could of piled small portions on the crackers with a slice of meat and maybe half of a cherry tomato/mushroom/goat cheese.
>>688520894
> Ive been to other lands and I prefer my country's food, which I've been eating since childhood.
No shit, sherlock. That doesnt make it superior, just what you are accustomed to.
Rate the vending machine food I just ate for lunch
>>688520894
>2 cans of peas, and 3 pieces of baby octopus.
Jesus Christ what shitty third world country are you from?
>>688517051
Where's your veggies at, Anon?
Also, IRONIC pic related
>>688521220
Not octopus, squid. Im out of pics, not really in the habit of taking pics to food, just cooking and eating.>>688521220
>>688521377
>>688521210
actually they stopped eating animals aswell to fix their health and it worked amazingly. cholestrol wayyyy down and felling way better.
goodluck with your parental death goals of 2016.
wanting to be healthy is such a faggoty thing isn't it? I mean who wants to not die early of preventable illness, im such a dumb cunt.
lol you depressed suicidal teenage immature fuckboy
Is that a bed of cum underneath it?
>>688521210
Fucking Kek
>>688519085
>tomatoes in a donair/shawarma/kebab/what ever
Just no and I really like tomatoes.
>>688517051
Nigga thats crackers sausage and some scrambled eggs my 2 year old was dissapointed by this shit
>>688517051
I hate it when people sprinkle a bunch of seasoning on eggs like that.
>>688521489
Hahah those peas costed 20 euros, they are so tender that they melt in your mouth. And thats squid retard!!!>>688521489
>>688521051
that's ok i made you a sandwich
rate my cooking guys
>>688521420
>was
*wasn't,
sorry anon, I meant to cheer you up, you can buy food or learn to cook
>>688521543
you sound like a food snob from italy, kys. Just because something is expensive it doesn't mean you're a good cook
>>688521543
squids look disgusting and I don't like the sauce they come with in my country, but I would eat it with peas. How did you make that dish?
>>688517051
I'd eat the fuck out of that tbh. Presentation is shit but that's good food regardless.
>>688521344
>>688517051
how did u cook that RAM?
It's not the greatest thing I've ever seen, but you clearly did not overcook the eggs like most shitheads do. Try spicing them up by adding some green onions sometime.
The back bacon looks adequate too. But the biscuits are where I draw the line.
>>688521344
10/10 would eat
>>688521802
>>688519176
MODS
>>688519085
psitopolis
>>688521847
7/10 would bite really hard
>>688521471
I say it again, anything is better than Op's/10
>>688522004
Ty its pan seared black drum with baked shrimp and a crab meat bechemel pasta
>>688517051
not cooking/10
>>688521941
being disgusting enough to eat this thing
>>688521489
oh and btw, good peas don't come out in a fucking can. You eat garbage. i eat quality product straight from the farmer. (btw i tried ecological local veggies in california and they are flavorless too). You really have no idea!
>>688520515
says the guy eating a fruit yah fruit
>>688521626
Veganism is a cult and your behavior is like that of a tribe. Just sayin´, anon.
>>688517326
I figured it was like ham or something.
>>688517051
What the fuck did you do to those eggs? Are they instant? Sorry m8 but that's not even really cooking.
Here's my dinner from last night.
>>688521626
Mate, i think you missed the point of the insult, let me rephrase it, no ome cares, fuck off.
Why would you even start an argument and trying to brag to everybody that you're a grass eater, i will say again, no one cares.
K lol thx bye.
>>688522332
yeah boy my favourite dish
>>688522002
>The back bacon
In no universe with comprehendable laws of physics is that fucking back bacon, you colossal thundercunt
>>688522332
>Posting a picture that's posted multiple times a day on 4chan
You're not original, faggot.
>>688522332
this made me laugh hard
>>688520894
nice, but my tastes are weird
shokushu goukan/10
>>688522247
not a vegan, just have a plant based diet.
choosing to eat plants rarther than unhealthy animals is not cult like behaviour :p good try on justifying your poor food choices with a bullshit point though.
>>688521847
There is almost no content in the sandwich, the meat is raw and you're lacking of condiment or seasoning.
>>688517051
0/10 I wouldn't let you cook for me sorry op
>>688522022
...Nobody here makes real food. That's sad.
>>688522389
beans, rice, pasta, pizza fruit potatos tofu
grass? suck my dick you dumb fuck.
informing people if important health information = bragging?
I guarantee you are a fat slow fuck with no energy
>>688521991
>>688522509
Lol, we evolved eating meat. Also, chimps and other primates also eat meat from time to time. Veggies are good as fuck, but meat is also good as fuck. Omnivore is the best. Also, if you get cancer sometime, think about how the plants helped you. Or not
>>688518530
I can't tell whether it pearl wheat or oat in your plate. What is it exactly? And what is that red sludge in which grains is soaked?
>>688522557
kek
Shitpost/10
>>688517051
I'd eat it
>>688522606
>>688522698
Really
>>688522332
Blasphemy
My version of chicken noodle soup and dumplings. Using a chickpea/mashed potato mix for the dumplings, and then frying them.
>>688520194
nah m8 that looks like prison food
>hurr I used wine to cook I'm a real pro!
Kindly off yourself.
>>688521991
Stuffed pepper? What is it stuffed with?
>>688522861
>>688521447
There are some spamish products that are round but in OP picture i see a skin so it started round and not spam
McDonald's in Hawaii has Spam and Eggs with square and round spam
>>688522712
no we didn't thats a myth to make you feel good about your bad choice. "meat is good as fuck" it might taste good when spiced up with plant matierial. but its not goof FOR you. and there is overwhelming evidence that its detrimental to health and plants are beneficial.
Dr Michael Gregor dedicated his whole life to reading every nutritional study that comes out and it almost all points to plant based diets being healthy and animal products killing people.
Dr Kim A Williams is the president of the American College of Cardiology and he says humans are herbivores. Omnivores and carnivores dont get clogged arteries from eating animal cholestrol but we do and its the number 1 killer of humans.
Do you even knowledge?
>>688522687
Why so upset?
Sorry, can't suck your dick, since it's meat and, well, you know, we don't want to get cancer now, do we? Please close 4chan and go to reddit so grass eaters praise tou for the weak beta ass herbivore you're.
>>688522861
7/10
Cant tell if Ceviche or just a tapas? Que estas?
This is my grilled cheese...
>Judging food on looks
Are you shitting me? Do any of you niggers understand what food is?
>Hey, lets make a thread where we judge art on what sound it makes when you fart on the fucking canvas
Oh god my sides you people are hopeless. Most food looks like shit/slop anyway, Unless you've got a great camera and a good selection of filters to fit differently looking dishes, its gonna look like shit, even true gourmet stuff.
AHahahahahahaha wow, holy shit you people are stupid. Must be Americans for sure.
>>688522861
>dat portion size
What are you, midget?
>>688522952
Yea its stuffed with pulled chicken saffron rice ... I got 6 grams of saffron for xmas...portabella ...pinto and black beans that i reduced tomatoes in
Spam is fucking delicious for breakfast with eggs. Fried bologna sandwiches too, with cheese and mayo. Fuck you fags. I'm hungry now.
>>688523194
>thinks eating murdered tortured animal flesh is the same as sucking a dick of someone who asked for it
>too much of a dumb faggot to realise hes wrong
>>688523397
i vape
>>688523229
Fried creole tomatoes
And green onion grit cakes with shrimp and homade remoulade dressing
>>688522471
>multiple times a day
This isn't old /ck/ you faggot. The pic never gets posted anymore and when it does it always hooks new fish.
>>688523243
Was a test app for a dinner party i threw me and the old lady piged out on fried tomatoes and grit cakes
>>688522698
Yasssssssss...
This is my Mojo sauce for making cuban sandwiches.
>>688523183
You are biased towards plants being the healthiest. There are tons of people living a long, healthy life eating nothing but meat (eskimos).
And no, I like beef tartare. With no plant seasoning. So I guess you´re wrong, anon
Also, it seems like you put all your power into 2 men who are biased towards eating only plants.
"The bible says God is real". You see the flaw here, don´t you anon?
>>688523587
your life has literally come to this point
>>688523183
We die anyways, like it or not, why not letting people eat what they what and shut the fuck up? No one gives an actual fuck that you eat your veggies and shit, we also do, we just happen to like meat as well.
Do us all a favour and just jump from a building with a bowl of salad.
Also, our own biology proves we're omnivores.
We have the front teeths for cytting meat and the molars to grind roots and plants, so basically, fuck off.
>>688517051
Sadness aside, you need to A) put a small amount of milk in the eggs before cooking and B) slight undercook the eggs. That rough, burnt egg patty looks fucking horrid.
>>688523183
Can't tell if you're trolling or not lol
>>688523183
The only problem is we don't run after our meat and kill it anymore and eat it fresh
>>688522971
2/10
>>688520370
wtf do you eat then
Your fork is on the wrong side of the plate
>>688520039
>No "cheese"
>No American salted shrapnel
>No salmonella eggs
>>688523397
Oh wow, thanks for opening my eyes faganon.
Now i realize how much i like the taste of torture and death.
>>688523641
Oooooo nvr can go wrong with trinity you reduce it for like 6 hours ?
Saffron curry egg drop soup and some cream chees sweet patato ragoon
>>688523525
Nice /b/ro, sounds like a good set up!
>>688523850
dick
>>688523646
Top Medical proffesionals who study heart health aren't going to openly lie about that kills you and what doesn't.
All those books and bullshit "doctors" promoting high fat high meat diest just want to make money of dumb fucks like you who like hearing good things about their bad habbits. Get some brains.
"Hurrdurr bacon is healthy omg so awesome"
Im done here
Kys/10
>>688523975
Actually, I low simmer, without reduction for about 2.5hr, and then use the liquid as a 6hr marinade for my pork, as pictured here.
>>688521344
>>688521991
>>688522698
>>688522861
>>688522971
>>688523975
Last one heres some homade pizza
>>688522923
>frying something then submerging it in broth
>cutting veggies that small for a fucking soup
>presenting it all like a pasta dish from the 90s
>pretentious tryhard presentation for fucking CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
I'd love to see your take on buttered toast
>>688518530
Ocd/10
>>688523076
I really miss going to the McDonald's after a morning swim at the Haleiwa beach park.
The best part is the Taro pies
>pic related
Also PB&J on half Taro and Guava bread.
>>688523975
Oh, same poster, but heres the setup I use...
>>688523975
Yea this is my oven shes fully restored and has great insulation and temp control for being nearly 50
>>68852428
>>688523658
>your life has literally passed this point
>>688524139
I hope you live forever with your plants anon, seems like that´s your goal! Cheers, going to eat some bacon, at least I´ll live one more day happy
I made a grilled chicken, broccoli, and cheese stuffed bread dish the other day that I was pretty happy with.
Fork should go on the left side of the plate
>>688524288
You really seem to know your stuff. I could use some good feedback on an idea I have.
Thoughts please?
>>688524501
He might have even found the key to inmortality with his grass by now.
>>688524619
you mean a toasted sandwich?
>>688524501
not forever but I wont die too young from crippling chest pain or high blood pressure like your faggot parents will or already have, and like you will.
>needs bacon to be happy in life
>just lol
>thats so fuckin sad
![Dogmeat2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sk9qHHv.jpg "Dogmeat2[1].jpg")
hows my cooking?
>>688524619
That looks so fucking tasty anon.
>>688522861
looks like a shit.
>>688524738
Tastes like bark
>>688524404
Awesome u make great use of a small space ....thus was a xmas present from the gf she went on a massive spice hunt for me
>>688524709
I cooked the chicken and broccoli, put them in the dough, then baked the loaf. I guess it is kind of just a sandwich.
>>688524404
What are all those ingredients?
>>688524716
Mate, we get it, you love eating grass, here is your (you).
>>688524891
You made a hot pocket
>>688524796
Thanks, bro!
>>688524862
Kek, it actually made me laugh.
>>688524284
7/10 on the home made pizza
9/10 on the home made oven range.
>>688524716
>Needs plants to be happy in life
>just lol
>that´s sadder
>>688524866
Just find an Indian shop that has big barrels of spices and where you can weigh out your own measures of everything you want. Cheap as anything and better too.
>>688523229
holy shit can i have the recipe for this >this looks fucking delicious/10
>>688524866
My mobile chef set up
>>688517051
0/10
>>688524969
Around my house we call it a hot cock injection, but yeah, I guess it's like a fancy hot pocket.
>>688525071
Lol yea the pizza is meh
Truth be told i just wamted to show the oven off i specialize in small plates
>>688525124
Smonk weed.
>>688524939
you refuted my points so well I give up
Im gonna go eat lawn grass because you are totally right.
bye my fat lazy uneducated retard friends :)
>>688524866
I have to agree with >>688525088
Even still. Nice grab on the spices! It's awesome to have a variety to select from!
Have you ever tried Black salt, or Cherrywood Smoked Salt? If not, I recommend that you experiment with some!
>>688525088
Im in louisiana a mecca of cooking but i mostly get african and hispanic stuff around here
>>688525318
>bye my fat lazy uneducated retard friends
>Implying you're not the retard here.
>>688525444
Trips of thruth faggot.
>>688525376
Do you talk like Justin Williams
Ohhhhhh weeeeeee Hot dog Gar on Ty
>>688525371
I used to live quite literally in the middle of a desert and would yse a smoker constantly so i used to use alot of the areas hard woods on salt and paprika
>>688524404
I'm gonna guess at these;
Lime juice
Orange juice
Cumin maybe?
Salt
Vegetable oil?
Onion
Carrot
Coriander
Avocado?
Red and green jalapeños
Bay leaf
Mixed peppercorns and mustard seeds?
>>688525527
Idk who justin williams is but i have been told i have a slight southern draw
Am i on /ck/?
And don't say this thread is "random",we all know it's just rekt,loli and gays.
>>688525376
Were Dom Deluise and Paul Prudhomme the same guy
>>688525109
Includes...
Roasted red bell pepper and scallion for garnish.
Batard for the bread, toasted then grilled with an aged smoked gouda sauce on the top (Thats the cheese under the avocado)
The filling is basil, 2/3 goatcheese 1/3 ricotta, tomato.
>>688525376
Ah right, in the UK there's pretty much one in every town. I grow a lot of my own herbs too. Except tarragon cos I can't fucking get it anywhere
>>688522726
Ye, fuck is the red shit fruityanon?
>>688518530
>>688525795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs
>>688525795
>draw
It's "drawl" you dumbass peckerwood
>>688525862
>>688517051
Cooking??? Seriously???
>>688525862
As someone that loves chicken,i'd probably sell my left testicle to eat that everyday.
>>688525862
Chickens wearing a plaid shirt m8
>>688519176
Fuck you
>>688526038
Fucking kek
>>688517051
looks like this op
http://www.streamboobs.com/ninnapierce/
>>688519699
Mystery meat/10
Would not eat
>>688524631
I'd try it if I saw it on a menu. Go with the presentation on the left, you don't want to present it like an app unless maybe you have a protein in each lettuce cup/wrap. Personally for the dressing I would a different oil, almond or maybe sesame even. And I would only add cinnamon if I weren't using real maple syrup, which of course I would be.
>>688525938
Brah i have tons of it
But like two types of curry the grass is always greener right
>>688517051
Korokke i made.
>>688525690
>>688524913
Everything you need to know!
>>688526476
Russian or French?
>>688526036
Fuck if only i hadnt worked so hard at cooking i could of made it on the 4chan grammar police force and been somebody
>>688517051
No offense I'm sure it taste better then it looks. But I would be pissed if this was my breakfast. Especially when I bust my ass at work.
Today is my day off so I made this.
Sausage, egg n cheese English muffin sandwich with syrup all over that bitch.
Bomb diggity. Mcdonald can take their McGriddle and shove it up their ass.
>>688520894
Are you serious? You realize we have a much larger biodiversity here than where ever the fuck you're from. We have easier access to all sorts of shit, because all sorts of shit grows within our borders
2/10 those peas look like shit
>>688526065
>>688526118
kek. It's a turkey tho.
A bacon armored turkey to make sure the breast doesnt over cook.
>>688526758
Mexican :/ stuffs still pretty good
>>688517051
This shit is why I don't go on facebook.
>>688526976
>Muh diversity
Jesus christ
>>688526471
Thanks. Solid feedback. I was originally thinking about using walnut oil, but I was worried it would overpower the root veg, and lose the concept in creation.
Rate.
>>688527203
pretentious douche
>>688517051
>perfect caramelization on the ham
>polenta seasoned beautifully
>plain biscuits to cut down the richness
>plating is harmonic
>Lait de la Vache 2016 brings it all together with a strong casein base and slightly grassy uptones
10/10 would eat
>>688527203
Scallops right
Im going say the color pallet is a lil lack luster while the plating is beautiful deff a soild 8.5
>>688527072
Another way around it drying out is to roast it upside down for about 30 mins in a stock of your choice with aromatics like peppercorns and parsley stalks and then turn it over to roast for the rest of the time
>>688524738
Anyone want chines?
>>688527203
Learn to use your spoon better. Your sauce is sloppy. veg looks overcooked, scallops look under cooked, but the sear looks okay.
Needs better contrasting colors, and likely a different plate than using a long skateboard (which gives you to much negative space)
Not to be a dick but... 4/10
>>688527310
Sauce looks a tad thin?
>>688527310
...you hate food don't you?
>>688527373
It's like I'm on Masterchef
Fucking pathetic neckbeards. Grow some balls learn to fucking cook.
>>688522606
If your going to platter then up like that, please make sure they are all facing the same way. Same with your garnish. Heard?
>>688517051
Eat meat, die young. Cancer awaits you :-)
>>688522923
It looks good man.
check my tortillas
>>688527430
Oh, neat idea!
Would this not add to much moisture if the turkey was already brined?
>>688527760
> cause nothing, and I mean nothing, is more manly than cooking in a kitchen like a woman!
>>688527203
Would make a light, refreshing carrot puree and dribble it over the kale to add some vibrancy to the plate.
>>688527844
Heard. This was my fam-bam at home though Chef.
...but you're right. No excuse to cut corners. I'll make it over Chef.
>>688527203
Veg overcooked, scallops look a bit under with too much garnish, sauce is just randomly scattered, garnishing leafy veg with leafy veg.. Also put your damn scallops on one side and veg on the other. Overall a poor plating, but if you're willing to learn you have potential.
>>688519085
9/11
>>688527469
Not the poster btw but ...I mean common none of us are mof graduates and the due has the best plating on here so far as small plates go its quite nice i get the greens are a lil wilted but the scallops look perfect
Its one thing to give a creative constructive opinion its another thing to make up scrutinizing details to sound knowledgeable
>>688523641
Maybe try braising your pork in that with some orange juice for a few hours?
>>688527139
Good comeback eurocunt. Peas are the poor mans food. I honestly don't know anyone who would brag about eating peas.
Shits embarrassing, yo.
>>688520894
Peas and octopus both look like they came from a can. Absolute shit worst food so far ITT.
>>688520194
Why did I have a paki accent in my head while reading this?
>>688528254
>Not the poster btw
Sure bud. If you can't take criticism don't post your shit.
>due has the best plating on here so far
lol nice try
>scallops look perfect
They are visibly translucent in the picture.
>>688526439
...thats top quality free range naturally fed beef burguer.. Its almost rare cause thats how i like it.
>>688525371
Smoked sea salt is where it's at.
>>688527984
Not sure tbh, I tend to do it with chicken and guinea fowl. I suppose brining it would take care of that problem but it's another thing to try. I find the bacon can give it a greasy texture sometimes so the stock is a good way around that.
>>688528682
No, that shit is gray and looks like it would squirm off your plate and start a life on its own as a chimney sweep.
You from the UK?
>>688528265
Two ways actually. One is done roti-style, and the other is a braise!
>>688528510
I have at least ten photos in this thread ive gotten mixed reviews
That is not one of um
I dont see any plating that compares so you must not have posted anything yet hmmm a man who talks shit but hides his photos i think i smell a little bitch
>>688528030
You must not get out much mate. Anyone over the age of 14 understands that the ability to cook and cook well for others and yourself is something important. Doesn't matter if your'e male or female. Also as a guy if your'e handy in the kitchen you will get more pussy. You will understand once your mother finally kicks you out.
>>688528077
I'd grate fresh beetroot for the same thing
>>688529161
My nigga.
rate my meal
>>688529184
All my photos are watermarked you butthurt little faggot. The way you whine about valid criticisms shows me you've never even worked in a kitchen.
>>688523342
Nice. I wish someone would buy me saffron for Christmas. Jeez
>>688529587
This is like...the Jackson Pollock of hotdogs...
>>688529587
>Subverting expectancy/10
>>688529587
Groundbreaking. I think you just set the precedent for modern haute cuisine.
Taking simple common ingredients and using them to blow minds, Chef Anon brings his outside-the-plate style of thinking straight to your dining table! His signature dish puts a modern spin on classic Americana, and makes a great example of how food can be art.
>>688517051
>Scrambled eggs look like they were cooked way too fast
>I can't tell if that's ham or a burn victim's asscheeks
>Eggs have some mystery seasoning to make them look less fucking ugly. It failed.
You threw five crackers out of a fucking sleeve and put them on a plate, you lazy fuckwit
Fucking 2/10. I think you gave it some effort, that's the only reason I'm giving a 2. I probably couldn't even make spaghetti and I could make something better than that. A ten year old with downs could fucking do better. Learn to at least cover up your shit to make it look adequate, then come back.
Pic related. It's your cooking.
![IMG_20160608_193047[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zNzY6vs.jpg "IMG_20160608_193047[1].jpg")
Fridge Sushi 2/10 worst I've ever tasted
>>688529726
>>688529791
Crazy two response two me back to back
One from a fellow chef and from a try hard poser about tp try to pass off stock photos as his cooking
To the fellow chef its not terriblely expensive the spanish stuff is right around 14.00 usd
>>688530475
10/10 dank soy sauce
>>688530070
Expectations ffs
>>688530622
I don't really have a shop close to me that has any good and I'm kinda wary about online cause I don't trust color saturated pictures lol. Recomendation for online?
>>688530475
TESCO
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>>688531019
Gimme bout ten mins ill ask her where she went because she got all of it online
>>688530622
>fellow chef
lol you aren't a chef, you've never been in a kitchen
>stock photos
The entire purpose of the watermark is so they can't be passed off as someone elses, but last time I revealed my place of work in a thread like this I had to delete a bunch of fake reviews from butthurt little faggots like you who can't take criticism over their burnt veggies, undercooked seafood and overall "I think I saw this on tv once" plating style.
A true Masterpiece
>>688531348
10/10
>>688531293
You're an alcoholic aren't you
Do your worst
>>688531293
Bro for the last time not my photo
And i sooooooooooo suuuuuuuurrreee that happened
>>688531590
Like an aborted rat fetus
