Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>688503798
I understand how you feel, I'm getting more free time but I don't do much with it.
>>688504879
I'm gonna go finish Chuunibyou demo blah blah.
Be back later. A lot later.
Shiro claimed, modest edition.
Akiko claimed
OW is a fun game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF2FPmX3zrI
New and improved.
Alright some of you fags are cool
For taking our heat, I humbly extend an invitation for you to become honorary spideys in the next alice thread
>claiming yume
Claiming
Still wondering what a spideys taste in music is.
>>688504879
Nice jacket
IRL i have brit Converses
Its probably cause I'm The Fucking Shit
>>688504700
Oh lord
Ever heard the heavy redneck accent? I'm from a southern state but that accent still drives me crazy. I used to have a decently heavy redneck accent but all of my best friends have absolutely no southern accent so mine has practically vanished which I'm really happy about
But seriously though try and find some rednecks talking it's so goddamn annoying
>>688504706
>>688505112
Watching Onii-Ai
I don't usually go for the ecchi garbage but a friend of mine claims her here so I decided to give it a shot. It's pretty fun.
What kind of animes do you watch? It's not healthy to stay awake for five days, you should get some rest.
>>688505080
bye bye tomocuck
see you later!
>>688504752
>hypocrite
Fine. You get another chance.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>688505173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>688505194
Charabitch su' dood
>>688505173
A personal favorite of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
>>688505275
>tomocuck
The fuck is this? Fuck you calling me a cuck you filthy dune coon.
I should rape you.
>>688505347
Back from playing Persona. Want to fuse Thor and needed to make some quests for it
>>688505316
>>688505378
Those are not classics, Spidey. I had higher hopes.
>>688505408
>>688505275
Wrong Tomoko
Oh shit
>>688505275
Ha, you thought I was actually leaving
>>688505275
Quoting the wrong Spidey, I watch physiological
anime and mystery. I really like shows that keep you guessing and thinking. I enjoyed quite a few others but I'm too lazy to make an entire list.
>>688505232
>rednecks
I've only ever heard them on TV. But their accents do sound annoying.
Egyptians are generally arab jews. Greedy, loud, always talking about how superior their women are. We have a few egyptians in our friend group and they're always the butt of jokes, but they're the only cool ones I've ever met.
>>688505408
Oops! I thought this was your nickname?
Or is it reserved for the other dudes?
How do I call you something different from the other tomo? Skyrim tomo? Cartoon tomo? Reagan tomo?
>>688505407
cat?
>>688505204
That's awesome dude, you might like this then? I really want one!
>>688505360
Sprechen die Deutsche?
>>688505445
Have heard of Persona
Never bothered to pick it up
Too busy with J-Stars Ultimate Victory
>>688505474
What did you expect from a filename titled "ALIE.JPG"
>>688505661
>implying all arabs aren't terrorist religion
>>688505703
>>688505661
I meant to link this picture for you
>>688505661
Call me what you want, but don't go insulting me. I'll spread your ass cheeks wide invade like i was coming for oil, slut.
Best type moon claimed
>>688505661
TomoNeet
>>688505474
Do you consider Buddy Holly by Weezer a classic?
If not I have ALOT more
>>688505971
>>688506023
Forgot link
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>688505774
fresh meme my friend
>>688505654
Ah that's some nice taste! I'd like to watch some of those but I'm a really bad judge, can you recommend me a few?
>>688505859
>I'll spread your ass cheeks wide invade like i was coming for oil, slut.
diamonds atm
political references get me hard
>>688505971
Tomoneet then! Thanks!
>>688505703
J-Stars Ultimate Victory?
What's that never heard of it
Sup suckas. Real rainy where I am so it's gonna be a cozy day. Gimme something real cozy to cook
>>688506217
Cook some steak and soup! Hot food on a cold day is great.
You never told me what the other people in your class submitted. Your project was the best, yes?
>>688505703
Ich schon, aber da bin ich wohl der einzige.
>>688505661
>Egyptians are Arab Jews.
>Greedy, loud.
Sounds like niggers over here tbh
>We have a few Egyptians in our friend group and they're always the butt of jokes, but they're the only cool ones I've ever met.
I'm glad there'll always be those outliers like that. Reminds me of this Jewish kid in middle school. Never made a big deal out of money and he was really quiet. The only thing gave him away was his sensitiveness about Jew jokes.
>>688505971
Am I the only NEET Tomoko poster?
Hmm.. I guess that could work. Tho not for long I hope.
>Rikka and Togashi's confessions
>you will never confess to a girl like a huge nerd and she's into it
Ffuckcing hdll.
>>688506364
Good use I was thinking of some kind of soup. And yeah we present Monday I just presented mine early along with that one other kid who all he did was film a park bench and narrate it about his life. Dumb as shit, stuff like "I've had a life of conversations in this bench" the teacher hated it lol
Leona fag checking back in
>inb4 no one remembers me
>>688506394
The only other one I know is slinging fries now
But there's still that one that posts and I don't know anything about him.
Ehm maybe read below, you might find it interesting.
>>688506389
Kek I feel you on that.
Niggers here are the indians/pakistanis. Basically all the curry dudes. They come into most countries and take jobs for less than minimum wage, eliminating anybody's chance at cheap labor.
Not in Saudi Arabia though. Saudi arabia has a fuckton of laws in place that keeps Saudis with jobs and shit.
My friend was a neet for three years. The government paid him money just because he was looking for a job when in fact he was playing vidya with us every day lmao.
Also Saudis get triple wage and better working hours. Each company has to have a minimum % of saudis.
In our school there was a single manager who did absolutely nothing every day. He just sat in his office and played on his phone and computer.
>>688506738
No idea who you are. I know Leona though.
Welcome back. How new/old are you?
>>688506573
lol that sounds pretty lame if you don't know how to execute it. The park bench being a witness to all conversations is a neat idea though
>>688506776
lewd ruski
>>688505749
Come on Spidey, you expect me to look at file names?
>>688506084
Maybe not classic, but it's not too bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxFIQSZpqcY
>>688506384
Sorry, wenn ich sprechen Deutsch wie ein Tourist .
Ich weiß nicht viel Deutsch , also ja Google
But how are you my friend?
>>688506920
Yeah it could have been executed better. So how's your day goin?
>>688506394
I don't know but the alternative would be some reference to your windows phone/filenames, which just doesn't roll off the tongue easily or something like OG but that just seem attentionwhorish.
>>688506776
I remember you posting that when I first showed up
>>688506920
I showed up about 2 months ago, stayed for a few days and then fell off. Hoping I can stay on the ride longer this time
come on straight fgts, name best overwatch gril
>>688507312
D.va or tracer.
>honorable mention to mercy
>>688507312
Roadhog, runners up would be Mercy for looks and Zarya for personality.
>>688507268
Sure! I'm Karen. Pleased to meet you.
How are you doing today?
>>688507312
Symmetra
>>688507162
Pretty decent, an hour and a bit left on my fasting. I need to go shower soon too. What kind of soup?
>>688507169
I'm up for OG tomoko, he's been here the longest, yes?
>>688505360
Bestanden ist bestanden
>>688505703
Ja einige
>>688507169
Well when I get back onto my PC these phone file names will be gone.
>>688506920
That's what I thought, there is the one who works at Arby's and the extremely shy one who posts late at night, well for me anyway.
I can't remember any others or I am confusing them.
>>688507391
>>688507421
I think mercy looks meh
Dva and mei top tier
Widowmaker has a dolphin vag
>>688507500
meh
>>688507500
>Symmetra
Loo in poo can't be best girls
>he's been here the longest, yes?
I'm 90% sure he has.
>>688507500
I'm feeling like maybe a Maryland crab soup or something along those lines or maybe chicken and gnocchi
>>688507025
Is this a classic?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
>>688507102
Oh, for me it runs pretty good prop.
I notice that your waifu like a guy. Is not that kind of homosexual?
>>688507503
Nur gerade so?
>>688507312
Mei is bae
>>688507536
>mei
She's a qt but if you use her I hope your entire family gets cancer.
>hurrr mad cause bad
No she's just awful. There should be a longer amount of time it takes to freeze you
>>688507312
Mercy. If I was a Mormon she'd be my second waifu
>>688507500
Pretty good, trying to write a resume so I can get out of the NEET life. How's your day going?
>>688507815
61/100 Pkt
I hunger...
>>688507268
Leona best support. That is all.
>>688507500
Actually, yo Karen. You got steam, right?
>>688507755
Made me feel old, that's for sure.
>>688507857
You just need to create distance, for example Hanzo can easily get her
>>688507826
>>688507857
Eh. Mcree and widow are way more op than mei. She gets fucked by a good reaper or soldier. Need to keep a distance
>>688507905
Meh, bestanden ist bestanden!
>>688506920
>they come into countries and take jobs for less than minimum wage
That's sounds a bit like the illegal Mexicans coming in I don't know if they're actually working jobs though
I don't know what their deal is because I'm so out of touch with the current events that it's sad
Are those Saudi Arabia laws good or bad? The 3x wage and better working hours for Saudis seem kind of stupid unless I'm just stupid and something is flying over my head
>>688507536
Widowmaker has a dolphin vag
I am intrigued. Where did you get that Information? Any pictures so I can see for myself?
>>688507815
I'm actually bisexual
>inb4 edgy tumblrfag detected
>inb4 Mi Liu can't inb4
>>688508020
>pic
wew lad
>>688507755
As much as I like the Gorillaz, this is not a classic. This is barely inside the vault, let alone near the middle or back.
Gorillaz are too active to be considered classics.
Good choice tho.
>>688507503
Glückwunsch, hab leider keine Beine aufm Handy, die reiche ich dann nach
>>688508086
>bisexual
So basically you have no standards and would hump anything that has a heartbeat?
>>688508010
>>688508020
That's true. I just get so mad when she sneaks up and gets me. Now the real question is. Is she skinny, a *little* chubby, or fat tumblr pig size ?
>>688507536
>>688507682
Change her skin color to white and she would be pretty hot.
No unibrow, her accent is pretty hot and she's got dat posture.
Clean curry best curry/
Dolphin vags are pretty good btw.
>>688507516
Those are the only ones I know. Ironic that the most unpopular waifu is the most popular.
>>688507714
Damn you have those kinds of ingredients on hand?
What's Maryland crab soup? Sounds fancy.
>>688507826
get out
>>688507899
Commendable. But why would you not want to be a neet? Unless you're living with parents I mean.
I only got an hour and a bit left on my fast, so I'm killing time here until it's done. Probably gonna go take a shower soon.
>>688507992
Yeah, always hesitant to post mine though. I did it before and it wasn't good lol
>>688507970
For what?
>>688508056
Yeah I meant mexicans fuck
The laws are amazing. It makes saudi arabians able to actually live in their own country without being one-upped by immigrants. It's a bit overboard because saudis in general are cocky and stupid, so they really need these handicaps.
The only smart ones are already in high ranking positions beacuse they know how to use the system. Most are just working in malls or supermarkets. My friend is a pretty chill Syrian with a saudi passport. He works during the summer at McDonalds for 4500 riyals a month. A nonsaudi worker would get 1500 riyals.
>>688508250
If you look at her neck it's quiet slim. It's her clothes, I think. They're thick winter ones and make her seem larger than she is. Probably a little chubby
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBJp6BCVhQ
>>688508289
>Yeah, always hesitant to post mine though. I did it before and it wasn't good lol
Will you add me if I post mine though?
>>688508437
Fish!
>>688508289
I assume Kyoko has you added? I could get you off of there if he does.
>>688508289
Nah but I live like 5 mins from my supermarket so it's easy to get all my stuff. And it's kind of a chowder type soup it has crab, vegetables and old bay seasoning in a tomato base. It's breddy gud with crackers
>>688508465
>>688508489
I guess that answers that. Wew.
>>688508022
Sag ich doch
>>688508227
No I have standards
>you must be this tall to ride
>anyone who's overweight is a no
>tattoos is a general no-no
>>688508465
You shouldn't need to ask this! Of course!
>>688508489
Akiko, mugi and fries tomoko do. Also you're watching him add me lol
>>688508514
Crab is a scary thing to eat, I always feel like it's going to come alive right as I grab it
Fear of seafood! Ever seen it happen? I put a seashell to my ear once and there was still a thing living inside it.
>>688508437
Welcome back.
>>688508665
I would pet Syndra's cat
If you catch my drift
>mi liu
>>688508465
>>688508665
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bHltyWh_Qc
>>688508658
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ruga-chan/
ok then, kek
>>688508665
I want to pet the cat
>>688508020
Nice
Mei is just one of the best close range skirmishers
Her icicle travel time is too big to be effective long range
You can complain a Mei froze and headshot you, but if you got in range of her it's your fault. She does have to hit you before you're slowed.
Her ice block might be a bit op. For a large heal and invulnerability the duration and cooldown are a bit too good. I'm really glad she's in the game. Decent Tracer counter and lovely design. Punching Reinhardt to death with snow gloves is the best feeling of smug
She has counters too.
Reaper for example. She has to get way too close to actually freeze him. He can kill her before she gets the freeze unless she blows her invulnerability. Phara is another good one.
>>688508289
Get fucked
>>688508350
This. Neck and cheecks show that she's not overweight
She's on the chunky side but she's not fat
>>688508289
Meat and cheese, it comes to me in the form of barbecued chicken and fresh parm.
Cash
>>688508289
>the laws are amazing. It makes Saudi Arabians able to live in their own country without being one-upped by immigrants.
Ok that makes a lot more sense
>he works during the summer at McDonald's for 4500 riyals a month.
>riyal
What is a riyal
>>688508658
Yeah I share that fear of the ocean a little as well. Same thing happened to me I found a giant conch shell and picked it up and there was still a big ass mollusk in there along with a shitload of those water bugs
>>688508875
Did someone say the ocean
Where WHALES live?
>>688508654
lies, he'd ride me
>>688508654
>you must be this tall to ride
That's hella gay.
>anyone who's overweight is a no
Naturally.
>tattoos is a general no-no
I don't really mind though, if it isn't in the face, neck or hands. And also not these huge ass ugly things.
Does anyone claim a tattooed waifu, btw?
So are we starting a waifu fight club or what guys? I have the basement all cleaned and ready
I was trying to find this thread while driving 80 miles today no dice. Hows everyone doing sup karen?
>>688509018
Whales don't live in the ocean. They live on the moon you dingus
>>688508769
Mei is like my 3rd highest played - to tracer and soldier
I can deal with most heroes as her, even mcree. Whenever I get close to reinhs as mei I end up with my back broken against a wall.
But yeah, she is a noob stomper, probably could have a higher cooldown on her right click would be an acceptable nerf
also d.va and twitch means = high quality
>>688508769
mad that your overwaifu a shit
>pic
>>688508867
3.75 Riyals is one dollar
A bottle of water is usually one dollar
Living in saudi arabia is super cheap nigga you should move there.
>>688508772
Yum Yum!
Where's it coming from?
>>688508763
All done!
>>688508875
Holy fuck that's some scary shit
I personally can't stomach seafood if it looks like seafood. I love tuna and fish sandwiches though. They're really healthy and tasty too!
>>688509133
Hey hey lucy, welcome back, how are you doing?
Where were you driving to?
>>688509030
What about that is a lie?
I'ma lurk for a while, writing a story
>>688509034
>Does anyone claim a tattooed waifu, btw?
Ich denke das zählt, auch wenn das nie thematisiert wurde
>>688509220
nice picture dikhed
>>688509267
The fridge!
>>688507992
Agreed, what's your pref lane?>>688508289
Because as a neet I have no money and no purpose. It makes me feel like I'm kinda occupying space and I don't like that
>>688508723
You are not allowed to touch the cat.
Please go away.
>>688508751
Slept well?
>>688508763
Pet the cat
Do it stat
>>688509034
>implying i didn't meant height as body height, you sick fuck
>mi liu
>>688509281
>what about that is a lie?
I'm not that tall!
>writing a story
ah shit, not again
>>688509267
I was driving to a AODA Councilor I used to have a pretty bad drug problem. I dont so much anymore but i still go to counciling an shit to you know keep it in check. Im watching Kinmoza right now episode 5. Karen is the buisness
>>688509289
Bei ihr ist es in Ordnung!
>>688509500
I really meant it as in body height. Which is gay.
>>688509267
Won't I get bombed :^)
>im probably thinking of the wrong country
>>688509267
I like tuna that comes in the packages, canned tuna tastes way to fishy for me
>>688508658
You are way higher on the food chain than a fucking crab man. If he tries anything just use your primate teeth to shatter his armor and tear of his arm. Then pinch him with his own arm. Show dominance
>>688508751
Fish a cute
>>688508772
>172 B
That's actually impressive
>>688509220
Her stats are good, maybe a longer cooldown on the ice block. Definitely very frustrating if you don't know how to deal with her. Yes, she counters some heroes (Genji, Roadhog, Tracer) but she is very vulnerable to strong burst and long range attacks. With obvious strenghts and weaknesses she's pretty balanced if you ask me.
I get that the icicle can be a bit harsh. I'd say give it some gravity. Like Junkrat grenades but less. She won't be able to snipe stupid distances anymore while still being very good up close
>>688509267
Nigga please, is that the best counterargument you can give? Get good kid
>pic
>>688509480
Top lane and Jungle. Irelia and Shyv all day long.
>Although Rammus has been my go to this whole season because ADs for fucking literal days
>>688509763
Yeah, hopefully the first patch will fix most op heroes. I havent played a whole lot( was in the whole closed beta) so Im waiting for ranked to go ham
>>688509763
The ants appreciate it
>>688509703
Kek I'm gonna be honest with you at this point it's all of them.
Made your picture better.
>>688509587
Karen is indeed the best! Glad you're fixing the drug problem. I don't know first hand but it's hard to get off the train.
Getting better, yes?
>>688509355
And where's it going?
>>688509763
crab scary dude
ana is so cute dude holy fuck
>>688509846
I added him
>>688509742
>fishy
niceme.me
When're you heading out to the supermarket?
>>688510056
hey
>>688510056
Hello there
>>688509580
Go cry somewhere else, your tears are ruining the carpet.
>>688510056
I really need to think of a new name
>>688510170
God bless America amirite :^(
Now I have a lurking2.PNG
>>688510170
>nice meme
Is it? I did t realize.
And as soon as I get home I'm on the train now. So prob In like 30 minutes
>>688510170
My mouf! I dont need no microwave cooking machine!
>>688510170
Yeah ive been off everything for like a year. Its not hard if you wanna quit. People fake the wanting to quit thing. Dude why is Aya Komichi such a buzzkill.
>>688510352
I just want to pet the kitty...
>>688510626
1 and 2 were great, but 3 was shitty. I'm glad that series is dead.
>>688510170
>>688510238
Hey, how are you?
>>688510352
Mwahaha
>>688510356
kek if you need anymore my babby level photoshop skills can help you out
>>688510381
Sounds good man, enjoy it.
>>688510502
I don't know but I have a folder for her too lol
Just wishing someone would claim someone from Kinmoza as well
The only character I don't like is Shino, honestly.
>>688510473
Enjoy it then, kek! Stocking is back by the way.
>>688510941
Doing okay! Caught me at a bad time though. Hope you're doing great.
I'm off for now guys, gotta do some stuff before eating time.
Seeya in an hour or so!
>>688510898
I never played 3 it looked cool tho. I remember being scared playing the 2nd one.
>>688510707
And the cat wants you to kill yourself.
>>688510941
>checks steam
You sneaky bastard.
>>688511091
Wonderful to hear, she deserves to have someone
>>688505276
Yeah. I guessed as much.
>>688511094
>randomboobguy
ayy
Noodle is mine.
>>688511091
Its a pretty funny show. I like all the crazy exspressions. Give me time i might move on from lucy You ever watch knights of sindonia? i thought it was great.
>>688511239
trolled :^)
>>688511091
I'm fine, not much is really changes for me.
Looks like the spiders have subsided
>>688511147
Dead Space and Lost Planet had a weird genre swapping party with their third installments. LP3 tried to become a edgy gory horror game whereas DS3 tried to become a colorful explosion filled action game.
>>688510941
I'm good. Pretty hungry gonna make some food soon. How about you dawg >>688511091
Thanks nig
>>688511493
Honestly, I think a few left on a good note.
Obligatory fuck off
>>688509952
I'd like to see D.va get a small buff, she's really underwhelming
Hanzo uncharged arrow should have more reduced damage, he can spam and miss way too much without penalty
Widowmaker shot charge should take a bit longer. She doesn't feel very sniper-ish right now, more like a semi-automatic
Junkrat nees his fucking reload speed changed. He's way too spammy. Trap should be destroyable with melee attacks or something. There's just no counterplay and the damn thing sinks through the floor so you don't actually see it
Can't really complain about other heroes
>>688510170
Don't actually eat raw shellfish
It'll kill you
Ana is cute but Akiko the cutest
>>688510211
Fish>crab
>>688511094
wew
>>688511508
Genre swapping is usually a bad idea, Parasite Eve 2 and 3 could have been decent games if they weren't called Parasive Eve.
>>688511493
Fake Cirno
>>688506090
I could, but I couldn't reccomend good ones if I don't have a good scope of personality.
Hello thread
>>688511508
I think The last of us was bomb. Im playing it through on Playstation Plus right now. I srsly dig the bioshock series. Im looking for some better scary games. Resident evil 6 is on there too my friend said it was garbage tho so i havent really given it a go.
>>688512003
widowmaker is bullshit op atm, I cbfed going into it but leddit has posts about them
>>688512068
I don't identify as "Cirno" for the last time...
