Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0Ay7xX4-k
still hungry
Cirno claimed!
Hello
obligatory fuck life
>>688512170
faggot
Mmm, so many rurus
George Lopez claimed
Daily reminder that your Waifus are trash.
>>688512170
mandatory cc claim
how is everyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOK_YATp6U
>>688512170
The Story so far
Chara's P.O.V.
Chara always acted like she despised Mi Liu whenever he flirted with her. Chara would always threaten Liu that she would stab him.
The thing is Chara didn't have the guts to stab her senpai. She liked him too much.
But now that most of the world is stuck in a video game, Chara's feelings changed toward Mi Liu. He was handsome with his sexy vampire body, his red eyes, and not to mention his soft white hair. That was her favorite feature. Her favorite feature that made her daydream about Liu.
Even though Chara had a lust (not just lust, true love) for Mi Liu, she missed her IRL boyfriend. Anyways we should get to the first event...
I
Mi Liu's P.O.V
Mi Liu was at a Gamestop (or GAME if you're in Europe) buying a newly released game. It came with sensors, a VR helmet, and an install.
"Next." said the woman behind the counter. She was beautiful. She had blonde hair, light skin, and was wearing a purple headband. The nametag read "Syndra"
Liu stepped up to the counter. Syndra took a sip of tea and asked, "How may I help you," in a apathetic tone.
"I would like to buy this MMO" Liu said placing down the disc of the new MMOVRRPG game he was going to buy. "Would you like the ViVE gear necessary to play this game?" She asked, going to get the disc to put in the case.
"Of course," Liu said.
That's all for now...
And yes, Syndra works at a Gamestop
Obligatory fuck off
Anybody have a game they're looking forward to seeing at E3?
Battlefield 1 for me
>>688512303
I thought I was supposed to scream
>>688512592
Halo Wars 2.
And I hope it's not shit.
Claim and lurk
>>688512592
George Lopez: Godfather Edition : Limited Edition
Sun bae claimed
>>688512592
Another Zelda Wii u delay
>>688512592
Half-Life 4
Miko the shrine priestess from no game no life claimed. Das bae
>>688512592
Corey In the House 2: Electric Boogaloo
Who here likes George Lopez? I know I do.
>>688512516
I swear to god if you make this another bullshit sex story I will find you and actually stab you
>>688512648
well, do you have a smaller brother who "forgot" to do his homework two weeks long and complains that you aren't helping him searching motherfucking rivers which no one has heard about before? Saône or something like that. Rhone. Bullshit
>picking a waifu without a dick
why even live
Akiko claimed
>>688513003
Thanks again. I love it.
>>688512976
Because I'm not a faggot
Kys
>>688512976
>2016
>Not Picking George Lopez
>>688512442
Hey cc
I'm alright, nothing to really complain about.
Maybe only my roommates but that's given.
>>688512755
fuckin seriouse? I hope they dont starfox it
>>688512703
Already preordered that.
>>688512901
The best anime there is.
>>688513073
go neck yourself because your bodypillow hates you
>>688513098
>most halal of waifus
>>688513056
That filename though.
>>688512707
^_^
>>688512671
they're making another? :O
odst spam was fun
>>688512529
cute waifu
>>688512976
>waifu
>dick
You need to turn down the faggotry to at least 0.5
>>688513200
Don't have a body pillow loser lmao keep projecting. Don't try and justify your faggotry. You're gay. Get over it
>>688512934
>Rhone
Du solltest dir die Schlachtpläne öfter ansehen
>>688513285
>>688513307
you guys seem insecure
>>688513348
Bin eh untauglich fürs Heer. Kein Grund dass ich mir so etwas ansehe
>when Togashi opens the Ethereal Horizon and presents it to Rikka
I cri ever tim.
Am such a sucker for cheesy romance.
>>688513453
Nächstes Mal bekommst du ein /s von mir
>>688513203
I'm not here but I wanted to say hi.
>mfw faggots in this thread always finding something to argue about
>>688513435
Still projecting huh lol.
>>688513609
Well maybe people shouldn't say stupid shit or have dumbass opinions my man
>>688513479
>when season 2 is the worst thing ever
I cri ever tim.
>>688512755
MM > TP > OoT > WW > shit > SS :)
>>688513056
What a fucking great and edgy filename
Glad you like my work Vigil
I'm always open for requests
>>688513611
is okay buddy
no one else will know
>>688512976
But anon isn't a girl with a dick just a boy?
>>688513815
Exactly
I guess being ironic doesnt work for people without ns
>>688513771
Yikes
>>688512976
Jeez i didn't know you were one of them gays.
>>688513815
>Stealing dragon with ult
I'll one up you, I stole it with her level 1 E before.
>>688513735
>MM > TP
There's your first mistake m8
It's WW > MM = OoT > TP > LttP > everything else > SS
>>688513178
Starfox got delayed like one time I think Zelda Wii u has already been delayed like 4 times
>>688513149
anything new?
(got really into this album, didnt realize captcha was wrong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3Ue-Hygic
>meanwhile Alice is orchestrating things while we're clueless
I ran out of Coffee.
>>688514010
Nah its just funny triggering people
>>688514106
>Orchestrating things while we're clueless
I'm literally watching them talk about cosplay, like, right now. Are you perhaps obsessed or something?
>>688513735
God it's so bad. I watch it for more ShinkaxDeko shipping.
Poor Kuumin-sempai. Has to deal with Isshiki's tenacity.
>>688513573
Hello Homu!
Hope you're doing good cutie.
>>688514010
>shino
ffs
>>688514053
you must enjoy being bored having WW that high, also LttP doesn't count nerd, 3D Zeldas only :)
>>688514262
I just hope the dog is okay ;-;
>>688514106
lick me
>>688512934
Eventually it will be, love
"That'll be $789.99" Syndra said, ringing his ass up.
"I got this piece of cotton candy, and some bellybutton lint..." Liu replied, offering an alternative payment. "Or-" Mi Liu leaned in, "I'll give you sex..."
Syndra snickered, "Yeah, no, pretty boy" and then continued, " As I said that'll go out to $789.99. Will that be cash, debit, or credit?"
"But I'll be poor if I spend that amount of money" He whined.
"We also accept fucks. As of recently we have ran out of fucks to give, sir." Syndra said sarcastically.
"Now, will that be cash, or card?" Syndra said, with a sarcastic smile.
"Fine," Liu said, fishing for his credit card, "Put it on this" He slapped down the Visa
I'm here now.
>>688514247
You taste wonderful, you know.
i need advice from you autistic faggots. you see im 34 and am scared of girls (limited sexual experience) so i prefer imaginary girls, any thoughts? if anyone would be able to help it would be you guys.
>>688514498
gimme that
>you already know
>>688514053
Im talking about it being shit like starfox. I swear if i have to do gay controller shit im gonna lose m mind. The controller should be map and items only.
>>688514339
Dogs are above relationships. For members of the animal kingdom it is merely the procession of genes.
>>688514339
The original WW is shit compared to the remake
Play the remake faggot :^)
>only 3D Zeldas count
May as well noose yourself
>>688514010
Well, it's not like I haven't seen people with zippers on their dicks.
>>688513207
Hey Koala, how's it going?
>>688514522
What do I taste like? I'd like to think cherry, but I'd be acceptable with blue raspberry as well.
>>688513609
That's totally untrue, how dare you say that!
>>688514566
Oh
I think you can play starfox without the gamepad bullshit but I'm not sure myself
I'd imagine they aren't going to make the gamepad used for anything other than the map and items
>Mugi
>>688514572
Yeah the remake is reallly good twilight princess is awesome too.
>>688514572
I was ranking the 3D Zeldas nerd, but if we're talking 2D, the original first Zelda is better than most Zelda games, except maybe Majora's Mask, that is a high point for the series
>>688514577
I am good shane, what are u up 2?
>>688514688
Tastes just like Dog Cum!
>>688514554
>
>>688514531
If you have no intentions of trying to get with a real female, get a body pillow. If you do have intentions of trying to get with a real girl, try finding someone with similar interests, don't be lustful.
>>688514836
Is skyward sword good? i have never played it?
>>688514849
Speaking of Dog Cum
>>688514078
Not realy.
Quite a boring week.
>album
Hmm that's quite nice.
Only thing i have been listening today is Sabaton and my usual goto songs.
>>688514993
it is not very good but i played it because zelda, worth a shot i guess
>>688514891
>>688514953
ty :*
>>688514993
It's shit.
The rain calms my soul before work.>>688514994
>character gets drunk off chocolate
Fukken kek.
Elevens and their inability to drink alcohol, let alone eat some.
>>688514993
People bitch about skyward sword a lot for some reason
>>688514802
Never played past the first dungeon in TP
I love WW though
>>688514836
Actually Links Awakening was the best Zelda :^)
>>688514531
Want a real girl?
Put some real effort
>>688514849
Can't say I know what that tastes like, sorry Anon.
>>688515365
because it's bad
it's a good game, you should actually play it
I hate you mugi (kill me)
>>688514377
Update
II
Chara's P.O.V
Chara put on the ViVE gear she had purchased. Some reason she had deja vu. Wasn't this in an anime, Chara thought. Anyways she slid it on.
Welcome [Chara] to [insert name of game here]
Woah, so cool, Chara said to herself. She couldn't wait to get into the game. Chara had played the beta so she knew it was good.
"So what have they changed in here?" Chara said to herself.
When she saw the ads she died a little inside. Have it your way! At Burgerking. Et cetera, Et cetera. Then a pop-up came up and offered her to remove ads for $9.99.
"I swear, I'm going to burn this place to the ground..."
>>688515479
You should ask Alice, (s)he'll tell you all about it.
>>688515562
Anyways I'm taking a break from that story to shitpost and such
>>688515531
I played skyward sword for like 20 minutes why is it bad other than the motion controls
>>688512364
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
>>688515647
The dog fucker. is that alice 1 or alice 2 (current)?
>>688515562
>she
>>688514849
*chugs*
>>688515596
oh my
>>688515761
>played 1 dungeon in TP
>I played skyward sword for like 20 minutes
do you even play zelda games mugi?
>>688515647
Eh, she's at work and I've got better things to do with my time. Sorry.
And with that, I need to get back to cleaning my room.
>>688512934
>hugs Chara
>kisses Chara
>>688515843
Alice 2 obviously. I asume they're the same person. Alice 2 also has pedophile accusations.
>>688516032
Don't start this shit again
>>688512442
I fucked you're waifu last night
>>688516018
Alice is not a girl though, I think you're mistaken.
>>688516085
>why not
Oyashiiiii!
Tasty food!
All done
>>688516282
No, I just don't really care. It's the fucking internet dude, they could be a raptor for all I care.
>>688516415
Karen please, I'm hungry enough as it is.
>What'd ya get?
>>688516270
Dat grammer tho
>>688515978
Yes
Just not those 2 because the motion controls give me tumors
>>688516415
Fuck
>>688515038
gotta love me some saboton.
u got a pick of sandra and an orange?
(captcha shit again, sorry)
>>688516038
I believe they are two different people. Alice2 is much smaller physically. Tell me more about these acusations
>>688516355
the correct question is
>why
>why would you do such thing
>>688516479
If you don't care then why are you jumping to their defense all the time?
>>688516415
what did you eat care bear?
>>688516500
grammar
>>688516513
you answered your own question about SS, but TP can be played on GC and the remake is alright too
>>688516554
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/ This blogspot contains very chilling details on Alice 2, also has some juicy chat logs. I won't go and say they are all 100% accurate but some of them take the cake.
My mom reminds me of Chara.
She's so fucking immature and such a crybaby.
Holy shit I hate humans who expect too much, then they start whining and bitching on everyone's shoulder.
>>688516594
Because people have been trying to have us start shit with her all morning and it's wearing on my nerves.
Best type moon claimed
>>688516415
If you're trying to say 'delicious', it's oishii. Oyashi is a type of bean sprout lol
>>688516743
HOLY SHIT I HATE MY FUCKING FAMILY
>>688516702
I remember some logs, i used to be in his outer circle. The chat is boring so I just left. Still have a log in though.
>>688516880
Please, do share.
Claiming.
>>688516743
I probably sound like 15 years old sad boy.
But, that's the truth.
I fucking hate humans who cry and whine when its their fucking fault.
>>688516355
I can only handle so much erection
>>688516415
Isn't it haram for you to eat now? What's your curfew?
Mada mada
>>688516824
kek
>>688516623
I DONT HAVE TP ON GC FUCKER
>>688516925
I never really talked to him privately. Still have him added on skype for some reason. I was talking about the ones that get posted everytime he did his cooking show.
>>688516479
Then you should get some food!
I ate with the family, as is customary during this month desu.
see below
>>688516623
>care bear
das a little gay mane
ate pesto macaroni with chicken, spicy baked potatoes, rocca salad with corn and lemon, and a soup I don't know how to translate into english.
How it do with you, nig?
>>688516824
fuck
that's what I was trying to do
thanks lol
>>688516880
Hi Mercy, new claimer?
>>688516957
Hey Yuuki, how are you doing today?
>>688516800
Heyo, what's going on?
>>688517147
Sounds tasty as fuck. Might go make me something after all, who knows.
>>688517114
>>688517146
should do one of these edits for mercy.
>>688517147
I guess you could say "new" i just jump waifus randomly
Spoiler: im the new galko
>>688517114
Too bad
>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Chara so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Chara every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Chara is love" I say; “Chara is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Chara
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Chara
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my knife.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Chara hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chara
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Chara
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Chara
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Chara looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all over now.”
>Chara leaves through my window
>Chara is love. Chara is life.
>mfw
>>688517115
forgot to reply to you fuckwad
What were we talking about before I left?
>ayy lmao 3 second memory
>>688517114
Literally finished 15 mins ago bruv
>>688517147
I may have a roast beef sandwich and doritos later.
>>688517310
>jump waifus
That's disgusting
>>688517115
nigga you playing yourself
>>688517147
no need to be a homophobe in 2016, and that sounds yummy
>>688517147
~
You should come play with us soon if your internet can handle it.
>>688517310
>jumping waifus randomly
that's disgusting dude, having even more than one waifu folder is horrible.
>Karen
>>688517147
Not bad. Went into work for a few hours, came home and cut the grass, and now I'm munching on some lunch. You?
>>688517146
Very good, very good. There's a lot of people who don't like Alice and suspect him of being a Pedophile. There's an accusation that attempted to get an underaged girl to transfer across states to have sex. The evidence is missing though, so I am looking for it. Thank you for your time and cooperation.
>>688517310
That's sick
>>688517505
I have seem to trigger some autists already.
>>688517548
It's fun how it gets people angry, these are just like 20 pic throwaway. I know you guys have hundreds.
>>688517631
That he attempted* Either way, I will look into this and try to gather more evidence if I can find any, thank you.
>>688517751
But you're not Galko, why are you claiming to be him?
>>688516623
Thats the joke you autist
>>688517751
>20 pic throwaway
You're waifu deserves better. Hope she throws you away like you would her.
>>688517305
Well anyone can make requests pretty much anytime. I love doing this kind of shit
>>688517330
>
>>688517342
Shit man, you're making me hungry
Too bad our oven is busted, and our microwave is kapot too. No food for me
>>688517310
>i just jump waifus randomly
You filthy heretic
>>688517853
No, he means hee used to claim Galko, but because we already had old Galko he's claiming new waifu's
>>688517751
Tracer is best grill
>>688516536
No, but now i do.
>>688517342
Shit idk something about how every country hates America right now or something
>>688517506
nigga that shit was $20 when I bought it I'm not paying $90 for a generation earlier version of it
>>688517548
>having even more than one waifu folder is horrible.
He said as he posted an Anastasia pic
>>688518002
Please close your eyes for a few seconds
>>688517406
A feast fit for kings tbh
What's up shiro
>>688517506
>2016
>not bashing everyone you can because their opinions are different than yours
pls man, it's like you're being a logical human being or something.
only cancer here.
>>688517522
Hm, soon soon.
People are still using phones and shit since it's right after iftar
>>688517751
>not getting the joke
I'm Karen, I posted Ana.
>>688517716
>Mio's opinion
stopped reading
>>688517621
Sounds good. Healthy lawn.
Just finished lunch, what're you eating?
>>688517936
>our
at your dad's house?
>>688518043
oh yeah fuck you dirty hamburgers
>>688517631
I'm curious, you seem to be on a crusade to bring him down. Has he ever done you wrong?
>>688517716
Your sister is cuter
>>688517926
Ill bump it to 40, no tears
>>688517936
I lied im actually tracer
>>688517751
>20 pic throwaways
Why are you here?
I still don't understand why people get so fucking mad about having multiple folders. Let's see, so far I have: Miia, Aizawa, Barry, Schierke, Sweet JP, and John Goblikon. I used to have more. Now OBVIOUSLY not all of those are waifus, that's just Miia, Aizawa, and Barry. But still.
>>688518102
Tracer is tho
She's my secound senpai
Chara's my first
>>688518112
Watching Erased finally, on episode 7, can't exactly say it lived up to all the hype, but none the less it's very good.
>>688517147
Nothing much, trying to decide if I should go for a run or not.
>>688518112
Karen why must you do this
>>688518139
Don't say that
>>688518112
I grilled up some hotdogs, nothing too fancy
>>688518043
just go to your local game store, or do you only have game stop? lol
>>688518112
my dog died of cancer ;-;
>>688518161
>Now OBVIOUSLY none of them are my waifu
Fixed
>>688517631
Go fuck yourself I'm real Cirno
>>688518112
You fooled me, ayyayay!
>>688518140
Boredom, found some chill dudes to play overeatch here with. I could care less about your waifuism bs
>>688518426
You won't be here long, faggot.
>>688518403
Exactly, except I didn't have a chili cheese dog, mine just ketchup and mustard
>>688518385
Actually, Miia Aizawa and Barry are. Now quit being autistic and give an actual response worth me reading.
>>688518281
Erased? What's it about?
>>688518337
Why would you not? Bad weather? Something to do?
Just lazy?
>>688518343
Because you're dirt
>>688518367
I'm sorry konata
smoking cures cancer
>>688518355
What'd you put on them? A hot dog is only as good as the toppings!
>>688517936
At my own fucking place in the shitty ass comunal kitchen, which has now been taken over by ants
>>688518139
Mercy was really good claim
You're the saving grace and the real mvp
As Tracer you're really just an annoying cunt to everyone
>>688518161
Yeah but we all already knew you're a fucking whore
>>688518426
May I suggest Overwatch /vg/ threads? You are violating my autistic safe space
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