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NEW THREAD FAKE ACCOUNT NEXT DUBS GETS RESPONSE TO SKI FAG ONCE

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NEW THREAD
FAKE ACCOUNT
NEXT DUBS GETS RESPONSE TO SKI FAG

ONCE AGAIN, YOU CANNOT SEND PICTURES ON TINDER

Also the Donald Trump message didn't scare the pedo away, I did something that I thought would be super hilarious but it scared himaway
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>>688427754
Bump
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>>688427754
bump for great justice
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I'm 16, but let's just say I'm 21 k?
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>>688427754
Yeah your house for a drink
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Damn. Was really hoping for a bust on old fag.
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>>688428000
For what?
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someone dump whats been happening
>>green text to get noticed
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>>688428000
What did you roll for faggot? Oh you probably rolled for >>688427972
Alright, typing and waiting
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I'm 15. Can you get some reds apple ale?
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>>688428000
Faggot roll WHAT?

Op say "15 wbu"
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>>688428000
checked, but dubs only checkem

"Could you buy us a zucchini and a sizable cucumber?"
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>>688428129
smartfag
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>>688427972
I gotten dubs like 4 times for both of these threads now wtf
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>>688428181
Sorry it's OP, figured after all these years it was common knowledge that trips and quads, which end in dubs rule everything
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Skiing is for niggers
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I think Smirnoff Ice is always delicious after a blowie.
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>>688428277
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I'm 15
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>>688428277
Make that 5
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>>688428366
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say "i sexual identify as an attack helicopter so from this point on i want to be called apache"
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I'm 13 and looking for some big cock
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>>688428277
You are also gay >>688428299
>>688428366
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>>688428062
well rest he will shit his pants everytime he hears a siren lol

also rolling for >>688427972
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>>688428435
reroll
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>>688428435
Omg this
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>>688427754
can i watch you suck an other mans cock, that shit gets me off
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Im looking for a threesome
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>>688428435
Fuck off retard a bit obvious
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>>688428129
ya that kek
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>>688428515
rollin
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>>688428463
Ouch really hurts
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>>688427754
What did you do faget
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Tell him you love Tumblr like a ton.
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>>688428577
Op pls delivar u fagget
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>>688427754
Next Dubs gets Ski fag
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Either Ski fag or OP is the slowest fucking faggoid.
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>>688428788
I can only deliver as fast as they respond figit
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>>688428435
ROLLLL
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I want you to get me pregnant. I'm not looking for a dad. Just someone to knock me up.
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Im actually a cop looking for pedophiles, your IP is already being tracked
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>>688428620
if he hasn't caught on by now he wont anytime soon.
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>>688428848
I was just testing you, don't worry
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>>688428848
Show me your dick at least
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>>688428848
so a good guy
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>>688428848
But I got some big tiddies.
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>>688428848
awww whats the matter, cant get it up all of a sudden? I can fuck all night long :)
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>>688428996
Re-roll
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>>688427972

16 for fucks sake dude if you want to really humiliate the dude you need to go younger than that. Only uptight housewives get outraged at 16 year olds having sex.

Lets say 12.
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>>688428848
I know how to drive a car. Can I drive your dick?
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>>688429033
god damnit
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>>688428848
But I'm 21 remember :P
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>>688429033
Winrar, thanks for saving it

DAMNIT HE UNMATCHED ME AS I TYPED IT , SCOUTING OUT A NEW PERSON
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>>688428848
Me so horny
Me love you longtime
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>>688429131
Re-re-roll
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Just say "Dont worry I just want to hang out"
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>>688428848
I call bullshit on his bullshit, if you try hard enough he will fall lets see what b has to offer today

if I get dubs the next guy that reply to this post will get the power of those dubs
rolling
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>>688429279
Jack is a faggot
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>>688428848
Just kidding, I always say that as a test :) Getting drunk and fucking would be great ;)
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>>688428941
U a faggot doe ya naaa mean?!?!?!?;?
>I seriously asking. Fuck you all fagwtz man don no wa gwan
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>>688429444
trips don't lie
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>>688428577
never forget
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>>688429444
Trips confirm, jack is fag
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>>688428848
Let's just "hang out" then, nothing sexual at all. Nope. That'd be illegal right. Can't do that. We'll just be... friendly. :)
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>>688429444
Noice.
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>>688429444
6 now
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>>688429444
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>>688429638
This would be perfect if he wasnt gonesville.
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>>688429444
Fucking faggot Jack

Alright everyone OP here just messaged like 10 people, waiting for responses. If thread ever dies I'll make a new one. Tag for searching is "FAKE ACCOUNT"
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>>688429444
Tru dat /b/ro
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>>688429699
7
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Is this dead now?
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>>688429903
Not yet
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>>688429808
OP here, got a new guy, it's loading
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>>688430161
Next dubs decides

Okay guys, if I'm gonna be under age at least make my 18th birthday very soon

Under age scares them away fast
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>>688430161
Say you're into exploring new things sexually then ask if you can peg him
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>>688430403
This
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>>688430377
>>688430403
Do this
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>>688430377
I think you should know I'm not wearing any panties :)
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>>688430377
Would it be weird if I saved your sperm in my freezer?
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>>688428577
ttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss
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>>688430377
Say "Aw thanks, it really turns me on when ugly guys compliment me :)"
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>>688430620
Roll
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>>688430650
Rolling
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>>688430650
roll
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>>688430403
roll
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>>688430377
Are you into yiffing?
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>>688430637
reroll
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>>688430650
roll
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>>688430650
OP{ rolling for this since it's somewhat indirect and not a full blown "LOL IM 16 LOL DONALD TRUMP"
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Thanks, your not too bad yourself ;)
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>>688430650
This is a good one, roll
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>>688430893
cmon big money
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>>688431055
Winrar
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>>688430891
>>688430892
>>688430893
nice 1
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>>688431103
reroll
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>>688431055
Winrar, I'm fucking dying

The ugly guys part killed me

Waiting for response
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>>688431214
i give up
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do you have small dick? i'm into that
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>>688431292
God you're autistic
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Ask if he is into banana sex
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>>688431292
OP here, I'm gonna do two at the same time again like last time since it usually takes themn a bit to respond

Gonna use this line on another guy >>688430403
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how would you rate your own dick out of 10
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C'mon Kay don't be gay
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>>688431654
Based op
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>>688431654
Show us the pic you use on your fake tinder
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Kay is probably crying right now,
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>>688431055
We're waiting op
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>>688431973
still waiting for responses
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>>688432112
Kay is not crying. Just responded. Currently loading
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>>688432112
Or maybe he is getting all triggered on Reddit about it
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>>688430892
Rlol
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>>688432169
Kek nice
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>>688432235
KAY IS NOT GAY

NEXT DUBS GETS KAY
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>>688432235
Maybe it's a link to a live stream of him crying
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>>688432431
FORGOT IMAGE
DOING 1000 THINGS ANYWAYS
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>>688432513
Yeah? How about you turn me on with that tiny cock of yours then ;p
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>>688432513
We got a comedian boys
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>>688432513
I don't mind if you're ugly as long as your cock is under 5 inches long
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>>688432513
LEEEEEL WHAT A FUCKING CUCK

Ask him if he would let you sit on his face and piss in his mouth
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>>688432646
this
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>>688432513
SMOOTH
Rolling for your choice OP.
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>>688432513
Guy is pretty cool though
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>>688432646
Roll
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>>688432775
OP rolling for this
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>>688432513
show me your fat cock if you wanna turn me on then
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>>688432775
This for sure
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>>688432775
oh nvm the others ones, this one has to win
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>>688432901
rolling
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You know what else gets me hot?????When guys finger their assholes lol xoxoxo
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You think this is some kinda joke? I'm literally dripping from every seam of my pants keep it coming faggot
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>>688432901
You cant make requests you have to let them do it or ita entrapment
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>>688432513
Niice, would you like to get fuckes if i use a strap-on? ;)
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>>688432513
I hope you have a tiny cock for my virgin pussy
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>>688432966
Winrar waiting response

Meanwhile I'mbrewing up the pegging comment with Obama
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>>688432646
This
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>>688432966
Check em
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Can I see your butthole babe?
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>>688433123
ill roll for this
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>>688433455
8 now
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>>688432775
Rofl rolling for this
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>>688433477
yesss
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>>688432513
God damn that's a funny ass reply.
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>>688433477
WINRAR
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>>688433477
Check em again
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HOLY BALLS DUBS ALL OVAH THE PLACE!>>688433611
>>688433700
>>688433477
>>688433455
>>688432966
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>>688433477
Checkem
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>>688433700
Double check em
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>>688432775
Reroll for this. Fuck the other shit
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>>688433700
Checkin the winrar
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>>688428848
Wow this guys might actuall be kind of smart.
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>>688432775
Op just do this one fuck the winrar
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NEXT DUBS GETS KAY THE CUCK

HE RESPONDED SLOWLY, SORRY

AFTER HIM WE'LL BE DOING CRYIN RYAN
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>>688432775
Rolo.
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>>688434263
y u wanna fck winrara? also roll4winrara
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>>688434407
Nevermind , cryin ryan is being a fag, will find another 2nd person
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Come on baby, I don't bite.
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>>688434407
Pierced, you say? That turns me on even more... <3
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>>688434524
rolling
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i like it pierced, Kay :)
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>>688434558
rolling
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>>688434558
Reroll.
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>>688434558
Rolling
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>>688434407
Eeew I bet you have pus all over your dick. You probably need help cleaning that. Let me do it with my mouth :^)
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>>688434722
Check em
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>>688428511
this
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>>688434722
We're waiting for Kay the Cuck, still brewing something up with a 2nd person
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What is the pic you are using for bait anyhow?
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>>688435239
My penis is pierced too, don't'cha know!
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>>688435265 see >>688432169 for picture

FOUND THE 2ND PERSON WHILE WE WAIT FOR KAY THE CUCK

NEXT DUBS DECIDES WHAT WE SAY TO GOSH JOSH
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>>688435621
Little d.
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wow pedoes come in all shapes and sizes lol
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>>688435239
Right now, I don't know why you won't let me see you're dick. It's weird, like you have a deformed dick.. Do you?
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>>688435621
No, little fishfinger d is my favorite
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>>688435621
big black D
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>>688435758
Roll
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>>688435621
You look like a fucking stroke victim
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>>688435762
Reroll
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>>688435621
I want your Big D in my fat V
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>>688435762
Roooool
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>>688435894
Roll
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>>688435894
reroll
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>>688435621
Big black D, my husbands about 6 foot 6 so I get a lot \(^o^\)
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>>688435762
Rololol
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>>688435894
Ok rolling
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>>688435621
Gosh Josh, you look just like my brother with downs syndrome. wanna make sum fuk?
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>>688435758
Reroll for dick pic
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>>688435862
roll
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>>688435762
Relrol
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>>688435621
Let me see you little male snail come out of its shell. Snails are a delicacy where I'm from.
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No tiny childrens D's, soo cute :3
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>>688435762
ROLL
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>>688436006
BBC pls
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>>688436124
Roll
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>>688435762
Re rol
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>>688435621
i am actually a man on 4chan kek
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>>688435762
Rillerino
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>>688436177
Winrar
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>>688436124
roll
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>>688435762
JellyRoll
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>>688436177
Holy shit winrar
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>>688436177
Winrar

Incoming Kyle the Cuck while we wait for Gosh Josh
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>>688436177
Dat win
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>>688436705
NEXT DUBS GETS KYLE THE CUCK

Also guys friendly reminder, I'm "chinese", roleplay with it
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>>688436705
War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon, instead something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once though the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American Dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of nearly every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory.
It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid for myself, my wife, for my infant son.
Because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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>>688436907
roll
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>>688436907
roll
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>>688436805
It lucky 8, just like the number of children i still have live in PRC!
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>>688437097
Rill
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>>688436907
rollin
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>>688437097
For the fucking win
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>>688436805
867-0455 but call me! I wanna hear that sexy voice...<3
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>>688436705
Their dicks are like sushi \(^o^\) When we do anal it's like soy sauce and sushi ^~^
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>>688437097
Give it to me you fuckers
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>>688436907
Roll
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>>688437411
Given and checked.
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>>688437411
Fucking win!
>>688437097
Go!
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>>688437358
W-wow... You sound pretty.. k-kawaii... Y-you should hit me up s-sometime.

Uguuuu~
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>>688437319
rerollin for this shit, its the chicago mcdonalds
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Ravioli Ravioli give me your penis-oli
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Epic thread op tank you
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>>688436805
Love me long time?
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>>688436705
I want you to give my daughter sushi from behind! She love pants sushi! She's 12!
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>>688437411
Winrar, waiting for both kyle the cuck and josh gosh now
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>>688437411
Winrar
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>>688437732
Roll
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>>688436907
Rerollin For this
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>>688436907
Rollin
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>>688437770
my numbers 490-8122
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Laffin &waitin
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How do I install minecraft
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>>688437770
NEXT DUBS GET KAY THE CUCK

Also that's the closest I've ever been to quads
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IF DUBS SEND THEM A LINK TO THIS THREAD
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>>688438259
Just put the exe in the system 32 folder
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Didn't you say you had a pierced cock?
I have one too!'
I BET IT'S BIGGER!
≧◡≦
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>>688438371
Say I've got a 12 year Thai boy with me right now if you wanna come over and try him out
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>>688438450
Roll
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benis
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>>688438371
haha he's cluieless
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>>688438259
Minecraft is a battletoads mod. You can get it free if you purchased the original game at Gamestop
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I have this gem. Have fun with the fag.
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>>688438531
rolling for this
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>>688438407
This. Rollerino
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>>688438371
that's why I had to flee china, because the police mens wanted me dead for birthing 12 children. They brutally murdered 4 in front of my eyes, and now I am left with 8 supposedly alive children in my homeland. Please, Kay, send help to my children.
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>>688438407
Roll
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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
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>>688438371
Yes we keep in shed. Number please?
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>>688438371
That is only for poors, rich chinese can buy riights to have more.
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>>688438531
rolling
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>>688438755
Winrar
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>>688438755
winrar
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>>688438755
Winrar!
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>>688438755
Winrar
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>>688438622
What a waste of dubs
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>>688438371
Dont matter. Kids work. Can you please give me number for cock? My panties are hot mess like wonton soup
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>>688439096
Reroll
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>>688438755
Winrar, waiting for both, no more dubs until we get a response
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>>688438684
Rwroll
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We need more victims
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>>688439172
kek

also if dubs, then do this next >>688439096
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>>688439096
reroll
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>>688439396
Wish granted, while we wait, next dubs gets the O Rly Owl
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>>688439172
Kek
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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
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>>688430892
I'd totally fuck a grill into yiffing.
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