Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL41EXic65g
I'm back from store, gonna shower :O
(feel free to join me)
still here
and
>>688427099
ahh im not sure whats for me but ill figure it out one day
>>688427771
>NO
Fine. I'll keep it. But only for replying to you
>>688427771
Hank claimed
>>688427771
Claiming Penny with my favourite picture of her!
>>688427601
>>688427857
>Just wanna be sure
>>688425720
(shizuru)
still going for it?
you'll never get the trips
>rattle rattle
>>688427932
can i join? :o
>>688427099
~<3
Miho claimed
>>688425879
>full auto
>little paperwork
The fuck you smoking? Cause i want some.
>>688426792
This guy has to be high.
>>688427919
>>688427932
Will you bring the Konata figurines with you?
>>688428113
Hey Squid girl!
>>688427932
nyungh
>>688427941
Just test the waters in everything you can.
>>688428136
What do you see?~
>>688428334
Nazi Frodo claimed
>>688427601(Shinoa)
Dammit discovered already? That was quick... kek
>>688428131
But what if i do?!
It'll be glorious.
>If trips, Sachi is mine for nefarious reasons.
>Rattle rattle
Why are these threads not on /a/?
>>688427932
>
>>688427956
And not others to others? Does this mean I have a special pic response? :D
>>688428049
>>688427857
>churches chicken
Nigga try some real chicken and eat some popeyes lmao. Church good some good as hell fries
>>688428162
?
>>688428113
I love this pic and I dont now why
>>688428449
Dog Claiming
>>688428397
that would involve a friend
>>688428449
kek
>>688428162
>Smoking some Idaho my friend
>Honestly its a few forms and some other shit and bingo bango I can fire an AK at full auto.
>Scares the shit out of the neighbors
>At least it did when my friend brought his over
>I don't hasguns yet
>Except my little 9mm
>>688428536
Because /a/ is lame
/b/ is where its at
Also this is /waifu/ now.
>>688428544
True, Popeyes is pretty good too, got a lot of those and KFC (not too fond of them.)
>POPEYES HAS SOME REALLY GUD FRIES THO.
>>688428536
They aren't allowed and here you can post xxx shit and shit post
>>688428544
Yes indeed! You're the first to have a special picture response from me lol.
>>688428397
Yes. I see yes.
>Get wifi faster!
>>688428516
>HUgs
>>688428544
The guy with the Gun. You asked what state.
>>688428544
>Nigga try some real chicken and eat some popeyes lmao
Did you see the magnolia chicken that is like magnolia shaped!?!?!?
She Nigger from the commercial got some damn food scientists up in there
>>688428632
Or a stranger!
>>688428809
What will happen once I get wifi?~
>It's going to be a while q-q
>>688428713
INB4 SWAT team.
>Miho
Life aint nothin but bitches and money
kind of want to attempt an all mightier but I know that isn't going to happen
>>688429246
Someone say fried chicken?
>>688429480
I do it every day, get with it Mugi.
>>688429480
What time it now?
>>688429286
>It's going to be a while q-q
FeelsBadMan
>>688428536
It was. some of us couldn't take the shit posting. Others thought it was a bad idea and it was. /a/ hated those who posted there
>>688428516
Not too hard. Lmao Mirai had the same reaction when he posted glasses without saying 20/20 vision waifu
>>688428713
Ewww kfc. Only basic people calls that fried chicken. Their sides are great though
>never had their fries but love their mash potatoes
>>688428746
Yay! But it makes me sad as well. She wasn't kill was she? Never continued it since it was my type of show
>>688428954
Ooohhhhhhhhhh
>>688429286
no that would be even worse
>>688429399
Let me know when you're ready for a real fight!
>>688429286
>Animal related
I'm here.
>>688429930
Dat filename
>>688429379
>Tfw they called the cops
>Cops came and checked my friend's shit
>It was clear
>Told my neighbors not to be kikes about it
>Toppest of keks.
>>688429769
True, its like the most basic of chicken themed fast food places
>Albeit I did go there specifically for fries once
>Pretty gud fries.
Brb gonna get me a drumstick
>the ice cream kind.
>>688429955
Hello Galko!
How are you?
>>688429930
That pic though.
Really nice.
>>688429480
>all mightier
yes
>>688429651
you're gifted
>>688429667
about 11:15 pm
Emilia-tan claimed
>>688429824
Kid that doesn't want to lift claimed
>>688429685
I could go to the library. But you can't get lewd in a library.
>They frown on that sort of behavior.
>>688429806
Put in a Craigslist ad.
>Willing participant to discover new fetishes.
>>688429930
Animal related?
>Animal animal or humans dressed as animals?
>>688429769
Yes, she was kill...but she's much happier now!
>>688430204
Extremely bored.
>>688429955
Hey Galky
>>688429769
The Nashville hot chicken was decent
>>688429924
cute
>>688430387
ha youre funny
>>688430254
>gifted
Cursed.
>11:15PM
4:15AM here
>>688430387
>But you can't get lewd in a library.
Stupid library!
>>688430415
Mmm I see.
That seems to be the case a lot of times.
>>688430465
Smugs.
>>688430254
Same for me. I'll end up being up all night too. I got up at like 5pm.....
>>688430613
It's just my general mood, unfortunately.
>>688427771
She's mine
I'm aloud to choose from a visual novel right?
>>688430613
>>688430853
God tier claim mate, and yes. How was your day?
>>688430173
Mmmmm the fudge filling is the best
Is it weird to want to order fried and gravy from fried chicken places?
>>688430285
Protect that smile dude
>>688430407
That doesn't sound happy at all dude:/
>>688430630
LOVE IT!
Hows are you this fine envying?
>>688430794
Ok
>>688430853
Most of us don't judge. It's fine
The best thing about living alone is getting to walk around naked
>>688428131
anyone can ^-^
>>688428178
I actually have another figure and I want to get more :O
>>688428334
this is the cutest gif ever :3
>>688428544
:8)
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBJp6BCVhQ
Yah Boy Noisemaster claimed.
>>688430532
You could always make a friend online that knows you want to learn what you like, and as you get to know each other you allow them to play with you.
>>688430613
Stupid library. I paid 5 bucks for a library card, I demand lewdness!
>>688430853
Alowed.
>no idea why I'm Grammer naziing your post.
>>688430990
>>688430590
Isn't your sleep schedule fucked anyway?
>>688430677
I got up at 7 am
>>688431097
allowed*
>>688431035
>this is the cutest gif ever :3
Yeah I saw it somewhere but I don't know who it is so I can't claim
>>688431097
>Alowed.
You mean allowed?
>>688431143
Ever so fucked.
>>688431035
Big nostrils?
>>688431040
Hey welcome back
>>688431097
Eh, it's okay.
Sooner or later you'll have wifi atleast.
>As soon as possible hopefully
>>688431035
Do you like dark ambience?
>song unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo
>back with delicious Caramel Vanilla drumstick.
>tfw onehand typing for a non dirty reason.
>>688431025
>envying
I'm alright, just bored.
>>688431040
Welcome back.
>>688431025
She was suffering for years, so now her suffering is over and she can see her sister and family again.
>>688431385
>tfw
>>688431035
O.O
>>688430590
what time do you usually stay up untill?
>>688431025
Nah, always respect gud sides
>>688431040
hi again fish
>>688431097
i dont think that would be a good adventure
>>688431310
Mikakunin de Shinkouke thats the anime
>>688431316
black pride! >:O
>>688431345
let me give this a listen :o
>>688431511
.o.
>>688431035
>>688431511
I sleep from 3-4PM to 12AM
>>688431565
>fish
>>688431316
>big nostrils
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcIlu5c_R2U
>>688431313
Rip Yui's sleep schedule
I remember 2 summers ago I was going to sleep at 4 am and waking up at 2 pm or something like that
>>688431256
>>688431313
I Grammer nazi and fuck up my own post.
>>688431339
Hopefully. Until I get WiFi I only have you guys.
>I don't want to form a dependent relationship, that's not healthy.
>>688431563
Well. I'm not sure how you can test the waters then, sorry.
>>688430387
Weregunnagoatitlikerabbits.meme
>>688431097
>Can't get lewd in a library
Silly Mizore, we just have to find a nice secluded corner and be very subtle and quiet~
>>688431563
>>688431706
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EyMtd0kov0
>>688431643
You didn't tell me if you enjoy dark ambience. If you do I found some legit artists.
>>688431804
thats alright. thanks for the suggestion
>>688431958
whats the best fish?
>>688431143
Fun i didnt go to bed till 10am
>>688431804
>I don't want to form a dependent relationship, that's not healthy.
That's not healthy indeed, but it's nice to have people to count on.
>>688430777
Eh, it's ok, I'm generally very bored aswell.
>Nice trips
>>688431648
:3
>>688431706
thats a fresh fish :O
>>688432011
sorry im not familiar with the genre but i enjoyed the song you sent, kinda reminds me of something of Hospice
>>688431565
>fish
V
>>688431385
Not the one with fudge in the middle?
>>688431441
>why envy?
Play some of that killer whale thing. Where it follows your mouse
>>688431482
That's a really happy ending :')
>>688431536
I do!
>>688431565
Hello!
How are ya?
>>688431721
Kek
>>688431316
>>688431907
Like rabbits you say~
>Secluded corner
>Be subtle.
The thought of that actually made my heart and body react a bit...
>Doki doki~
>>688432087
Any time, sorry I can't think of a solution.
>>688432224
You guys are what woke me up this morning tbh.
>>688432385
You're alive!?
>>688432309
>thats a fresh fish :O
That's the only kind Gollum will eat
I'm off to bed. Good night everyone!
>>688427771
>tryina cosplay shinoa
i legitimately have issues doing her makeup because in every pic of shinoa its not the same
>>688432396
i mean its more my fault really for not accepting your thoughtful solutions
>>688432224
That sucks. Up to anything right now?
>thanks
>>688432383
I prefer the shark one.
>you spelled evening wrong earlier
>>688432396
>You guys are what woke me up this morning tbh.
That's a really nice and cute thing to say.
>>688432574
Goodnight!
>>688432565
>>688432087
>>688432320
>>688432383
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLi9pHzGyZY
>>688432309
Glad you enjoyed it. Dark ambiance songs would be something like this. Incredibly relaxed and comfy despite the 'dark' mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuR4NFk8F6Q
>>688432782
>fish
>>688432309
it must be an amazing view
>>688431687
how tho
i usually fall asleep at like 9am
>>688431643
'o'
>>688432396
I could simply be "sitting" on your lap while me read a book~
>>688432383
I treat it like a grab-bag when I have a variety pack
>What I get is what I get
>MMM caramel though
>Fudge is super good too.
>Also I just remembered something
>I'm an asshole
So when I first told my sister about Clannad, I was like
>"Its a really good, really funny anime!"
>Knowing fully well what it actually was
and when she finished it she was like
>"You piece of shit you said it was funny not depressing! It was really good though. You're still a dick."
>"It was funny at points."
I usually warn her if something is like that
>But I decided to have fun instead.
>>688432869
let me give this a listen now :o
>>688432974
youre an amazing view :*
>>688432999
nice nines >.-)
>>688432999
I don't know to be honest, It's been like this for a while. I just got used to it I suppose.
>>688432782
You remind me of The Cat from Red Dwarf.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4
>>688433211
You greentext a lot
>>688432574
Night yuuki!
>>688432582
Really?
>>688432667
There's a shark one? I only know the orca because get low get low get low TO DAH WINDOOOOOOOWWWWW
>finish it! And thanks Galky
>>688432708
Are your eyes okay? Are you okay?
Did you suffer heavy blood loss?
>>688432782
A new one that isn't the relaxing clown fish one?
>>688433211
Top kek you fucker lmao. I dropped it at episode 4. Didn't like it
>>688433449
Hey frenemy, i love you. How are you doing??
I can't remember if i posted in this thread or not.
Just in case though.
>If trips, Sachi is mine for nefarious reasons.
>>688433223
Living the dream yo
>>688433429
Force of habit really.
>>688433449
I really enjoyed it, but I'm not too picky
>I watched Umaru-chan because I had no way of downloading anything at the time and because it was mildly amusing.
i might to bed soon
i don't know though
>>688
>frenemy
>>688433371
ah i see
>>688433223
almost nice twos
>>688433595
>rattle rattle
>>688432923
>>688433382
>>688433449
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nwn-TZfFUI
>>688432657
These aren't thoughtful, these are spur of the moment thoughts. Not to be trusted as good ideas.
>>688432680
Well it's t-true...
>I'm not cute!
>>688433165
You'd be in a skirt I presume.
>Ease of access~
>How tall are you? If you don't mind me asking.
>>688432782
thats a waterfall
Claiming spread male ass hole
>>688433449
There is, I don't have a link though.
>>688433939
Edgelord
>>688433793
That and downing coffee.
>>688433793
>Rattle rattle
Claiming before I get some shit chinese food.
>>688433860
well i mean you were giving ideas yesterday
>>688433860
>Well it's t-true...
Aww, that sounds cute.
>I'm not cute!
Stop being in denial!
>>688433223
Aight. I don't know if you like noise but if you do you will probably love that.
>>688434131
>shit
>>688433860
Well of course~
>My height
>Time to kms, probably taller then you
>>688434131
>>688433875
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzdJNWBEpQ
>>688434306
>>688433705
please do
>>688434257
its an alright song, not too big of an ambient fan, but I enjoy this song quite a bit (although it's not really ambient I guess, google tells me it's drone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRAXxPgnnrY
>>688433568
Good try lol
>>688433679
I don't like Umaruchan what so ever
>>688433826
These are nice
>>688434006
Damn
>>688434471
Feces
>>688434306
what does fish asshole look like spread and cummed on
Erased is fucking great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZ8QRbjmuM
>>688434612
>>688434581
>that was all of the shit pictures I had
>>688434202
Ideas?
Or
>Ideas~
>>688434443
>>688434497
>>688434612
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qREKP9oijWI
