>ITT: Us anons live together.
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>ITT: Us anons live together.
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER GUYS!
#CLEANUP4CHAN
>>688369045
this summer is gonna be more like #cleanupmylife
dibs on entire second floor
>>688369192
i can help with that anon
there's only one right way
>>688369640
And we have our first death
>>688369045
Did you just use a fucking hastag faggot? Kys
I found a bottle of piss in the basement. Anyone care to explain?
>>688368792
Guys my parents are coming round, and their car is in the driveway. quick, run upstairs and hide
>>688369817
B8'D
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>688370040
>my parents are coming round
>>688370040
jokes on you i killed all of our parents when we all decided to move in together so noone can pussy out
>>688369895
don't open it
I know this bottle since 2005
>>688370040
>run upstairs
nigga, this is my floor
see
>>688369232
>>688369045
>>688370108
someone ban this guy
Guys please stop making fun of my shemale gf SHES A WOMAN TO ME DAMN IT
>>688369895
It's called Budweiser.
Yo guys someone needs to clean the bathroom
guys who took my cumbox? seriuosly i need that...
>ding dong
>ding dong ding dong
someone open that door pls
>>688370940
"hi, I'm anons' gf"
>goes upstairs
Hi my name is Tree! What's your name?
>>688370940
*opens door*
"Hi I work for Vault Tec"
Shitters clogged
>>688371091
BITCH DO YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE?
I THOUGHT NOT GTFO
>>688371120
>hi my name is Tree
... he says to a wall in an empty room
>>688371242
stfu
>>688368792
Everyones waifu is shit except mine.
>>688371291
>>688371120
>starts rubbing his own shit on wall
>>688371905
I better close that door and lock it forever.
>>688370040
Okay I'll be on the couch in a bra and panties smoking a 6-foot bong
>>688372235
>grabs axe and starts breaking down the while screaming "MASSA MASSA PLEASE PLEASE MASSA OH LORDDYYY"
I'll be the maiden of this holy palace of cultivated 4channelers.
>>688373686
pretty much any women who'd enter the house would end up being raped if not worse when u realize the ammount of thirsty freaks that would be living here
>>688374021
Don't worry sir, I do Aikido.
>we start doing extreme backyard wrestling for money to pay the bills
>>688370768
Someone could have use that pee
THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS
>>688374805
>start selling lemonade pee to pay the bills
>>688375037
lemme buy that
>>688374987
sorry anon thats your room now
>the whole 3rd floor goes up in flames
It smells like weed in here...
>2nd floor becomes apart of the fire killing at least 300 anons
>>688368792
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FINGER BOX?
Maybe it smells more like burning flesh
>whole place in flames 500 anons dead
>600 pound transgender comes running out in flames with "fuck boi" backwards on his head with a 10inc dildo up his ass
>>688376330
You mean your dick box? I sold it so i could buy some illegal memes
hey guys whats this sme- OH MY FUCKING CHRIST WHO SHAT AT THE WHOLE FUCKING WALL!?
This is one of my favourite threads
>anons start rebuilding after the fire stops building a house out of garbage and left over shitty walls
>>688377286
>grabs a hose and cleans the walls
i hate this house
>>688377796
>600 pound transgender shemale jumps on you and starts raping you for trying to change xER home
>>688376947
At least share the memes faggot. That fingerbox has been passed down for generations. My grandfather used it. May father used it. Hell, even my fat fuck uncle had it for some time.
>>688368792
I think I might have eight all the babes and beds.
>>688378091
>dodged the attack, cause 600 pound landwhale is too slow
>landwhale lies on the ground and begins to shit because it has no chance of getting up again
>taking out the landwhale
so anons weve got foor for the next few days again
>>688378583
>playing strip poker to see who drags the landwhale to the dump
This'll definitely be the strangest cult ever started.
>>688378816
>Starts raping dead landwhale
>>688378816
alright bring it on bitch, dubs decide
>>688378816
>random weird anon with glasses and red hair comes up
> i'`ll take h-her, anons
>takes her to his (it`s) room
>we continue with the strip poker (No Homo)
Meanwhile all the traps got captured and are now sent to concentration camps.
>>688379290
>voted out of the house for inhumanity
>>688379296
rolling for the victory
>>688379489
That`s discrimination!
>>688379489
>>688379465
yeah i think we should keep an eye on that redhead, i can cut the landwhale into small pieces so everyone can carry some of it
>>688379489
>voted out for being an sjw
>>688379964
>Having this good of ideas
you just made yourself head of the house
>>688379964
I'll be gladly serving you, Lord of this palace.
>>688380149
cool
>points at the landwhale
you can go and cut that bitch up, im gonna gather some anons for carrying that shit
>>688380421
>voted out of the house for being a weeb
>>688368792
Im going to work on the Kek worshipping room. Help would be appreciated. Im going to need all the cum socks i can get.
>>688380546
But i'm not done raping the landwhale yet
>Keeps on raping landwhale
>>688380421
good gather some anons for me servant
lets make this house great again
>>688380604
Go back to your safe space, redditor
>>688380604
Thank you, Sir.
>>688380701
>three anons have to beat you down and throw you out of the house
>>688380701
>grabs you by the neck and throws you to the side
YOU ARE FUCKING OUR GROCERIES YOU FUCKING MORON!
What are you guys doing? You're (already) fucking up the house!
>>688381090
I mean household*
>>688380950
Ok ok, I'll go rape are jewish neighbors then.
>>688380819
>Nothing happens
>>688380734
I'll do my best, my Lord.
>>688380611
dubs decided /b/rothers, everybody shall start to collect thier cumsocks immediately!
and for fucks sake please somebody chop that landwhale up that bitch stinks worse than our dumpster
>>688381381
>collects cum
- But when is your mama coming, anon?
>>688381381
from now on i shall be our leader
The new neighbors are a little... weird
>inb4 are niggers
Meet me in my room, girls.
>>688381381
>Lights landwhale on fire
I was joking about raping are neighbors
>>688381565
she wont be coming here anymore, she saw two anons when she were here last time, didnt went well
>>688381692
start race war with neighbors
>>688368792
WHO THE FUCK MOVED MY DRAGON DILDOS!
>>688368792
>buys big tv
>streams Anime
>>688381692
FAST GATHER EVERY ANON WITH WEAPONS AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
>>688381805
>puts fire out
>shoots anon in the head
fucking hell the shit i must put up with
>>688381692
>dat bride
Kekitikek
>I kidnap mangirl bride and sacrifice it to our lord and savior Japm00t
>>688382000
wasted trips
>>688382086
do that! maybe well get some money as a reward, we could install some turrets for defence against negroids
>>688382073
>Comes back to life
Nope.
>Calls niggers to start raping household
>>688382299
wasted double dubs
>>688368792
Hello, I am real bolice officer the neighbours have been complaining
>>688382000
I know I'm a mere servant, Sir, but I happen to like Anime a lot... may I watch, too?
>>688382442
the neighbours are dead
>>688382553
GO BACK IN THE FUCKING SHIT ROOM SLAVE!
>>688382356
>throws into house jail
>kills the niggers with some poisoned purpledrank and watermelon
if i cant kill you ill lock you up and cut you into little bits
>calls torturer anon to take care of your sorry ass
>>688382643
Don't be so harsh maybe she knows a funny/good anime serie
Well, hello there.
guys c'mon. Do your part of the work, pl0x
>>688382773
>throws tv on ground
WERE IN A DAMN WAR!
>>688382442
>convinces officer to join the anon household
weve got a new member everyone welcome officer bolice
>>688382796
Hello there
>>688382939
B-but we said no pigs in the house, Anon !
>>688382732
Damn it, my plans are ruined
>Praises Kek
>Summons a bunch of feminazi landwhales
>>688382908
Then let's watch anime with our enemies to make a connection :^)
>>688382643
V-Very well, Sir.
>>688382824
Ok.
MUH BOI THIS COKE IS DA BEST THING THAT A VALIANT WARRIOR CAN DRINK
>>688382796
>kicks you out
>locks up everything in the house
okay guys never let this guy in again >>688383091
hes a special one
>injects another shot of drugs into officer to make him obey
hes no pig hes our slave now we can do illegal stuff now without anyone noticing
>>688383244
Hey Charles can you also wash my dishes? i need to go to the dentist
>start selling hard drugs in the house to pay the bills
>>688383146
>facepalms
well weve got ourselves a unlimitied food resource now guys
>turrets take down landwhales
>force anon to summon more landwhales for more food
>make a feminazi burgerfactory
>profit
>>688383349
>Joins niggers undercover
>fucks up niggers plans
>anons win against niggers thanks to me
>brings female nigger slaves into house
Will you let me in now, friends :))))))))))))))
>>688383541
>starts selling hookers to pay the bills
>The hookers are the femninazi landwhales that I summoned a post ago.
>>688383067
Do you happen to have a tentacle monster to borrow. I seem to have misplaced mine.
>>688383197
Undress for me servant
GET ON THE GROUND ASSHOLES, ITS THE SWAT!!!
WE'RE LOOKING THE LOLI TRADER TO ARREST HIM FOR BEING A PEDO
NOW, WHERE IS HIM!!!
>>688383823
>die of hunger
Alright guys i'm gonna start practicing. Don't knock on my door for the next 2 hours plz. It'll interrupt my mojo
>>688383808
>takes the slaves to the fuckroom
>keeps you on a leash
okay you can stay but let me regret this you hear me?
>>688383776
It's a deal then also I am selling alot of them to be sex slaves too. See >>688383823
>>688384003
>throw used condoms at his face every few minutes
>>688383477
Sure.
I can be your dentist too.
>shits all over every toilet seat in the house
>>688383954
>Comes back again
You can't kill me, imortashitposta.
>>688383916
Please... don't make me do this
>makes a summoning circle to spawn Cthulhu
>''Why is nobody looking weird"
>"Because there are people watching anime next to this room"
>stops spawning Cthulhu
>gets a machine gun
>walk into anime room
>ready to shoot
>see hentai
>omg.jpg
Check 'em
>>688384020
okay, just dont fuck with the burger meat we need the cash
>>688383937
now to you assholes
>calms the swat team down
> points at that anon >>688384107
you guys can have him just dont bring him back
>>688384179
Charles...please don't
>>688368792
>roosts all the windows with a CRF250R
>>688384252
I am you master aren't I?
Now be a good servant and undress
>>688384003
No chain could hold me you faggot
>inserts dick in thy pooper
>inserts dick in my conquered sex slaves
>inserts dick in thy corpse, since you die because fuck you that`s why
Profit ?????
>>688384252
you wanted to serve now do as you are told by anon
>>688370940
'ello 'ello it's Gareth from TV Licensing, seems like you haven't paid for one. Mind if I pop in?
Watch this
>>688384483
Shh, it'll only hurt a bit.
>>688384680
>inserts dick in thy corpse, since you die because fuck you that`s why
I think this is reasonable
>When you have a bag of doritos, you go to the bath and when you return the bag dissapeared
>>688384564
Yes, Sir....
>>688384680
>locks you up in your room
i think you need to calm down a bit
goes to the spa room and tries to relax after all that shit
*watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure* *Masturbating furiously*
>>688384816
NO, WATCH THIS
>>688384905
CHARLES!!! NO NOT THAT HOLE!!!!
Where you are?
>>688385065
>Breaks tv with my almighty magical cum
>>688385026
Slowly~
>>688368792
>>688385055
i resign of being the leader of this household, may satan be with you forsaken souls
>>688385139
Ok then, how about this hole?
>>688385778
oh my lord
>>688385232
>>688385778
That's better Charles thank you
>>688385371
no-...please....Sir...I'm begging you, don't take my virginity..!
>>688385026
Now get on all four
> unzips
I'm gonna have some fun
>>688386161
>takes cock out
suck it
>>688385778
Why on Earth
>>688386161
>takes your cock out
>i sucks it
>>688386274
Let me get done with her first, Then you can have her
>>688386274
>>688386478
Have mercy, Sir!
>Places lines of nickles leading to the side door
>Make chasm
>Put 20$ bill across chasm
>Jews follow the trails and try to get across chasm but fail
>Land in pit of starving Kimono Dragons
>Live entertainment
Summary of what is happening:
>Rape
>Charles Not doing normal stuff
>SWAT incoming
>hentai or some shit
>cleaning dishes
>a War
>Somebody moved the dragon dildo's
>LandWhale
>We need to drink bleach
>>688386161
i told you'd be getting rape, where's ur aikido now faggot
>>688386069
No problem. Now be a dear and take my pet for a walk, will you?
>>688386161
> pushes my cock deep inside your pussy
Such a tight pussy, You really were a virgin~
>>688386834
Gone, together with my spirit to fight back.
>>688386686
Oh God
I am used to a dysfunctional family. Despite this, I am depressed. I overdose on heroin while simultaneously inserting a large dragon dildo into my slick and prepared asshole.
>>688386686
literally only covered half the fucking thread you stupid nigger
>>688386970
S...Sir...- -
>>688385778
>>688386161
>>688386500
>>688386913
Alright. Time to burn down the house and start over
>>688386643
Oh I'm gonna have fun~
> Pushes my cock in your ass
So tight~
WHO THE FUCK ATE "A" BITE OUT OF ALL THE DOUGHNUTS!!!!
>>688387379
WE JUST BUILT THIS ONE PLEASE ANON
>>688387335
You love your masters cock don't you servant~
>>688387379
My Savior!
>>688386380
You'll never know it if you don't try it.
>>688368792
i made a thread on 4chan let's communicate on there
I say we evict all furfags, all in favor reply
>>688387533
Toilet is clogged
>>688387705
I'm not done with you servant!
Get your ass back here!~
>>688388157
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WORK UP THE COURAGE TO USE THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!! 3 DAYS DAMN IT 3 DAYS!!!
>>688370767
Kek
>>688388244
>>688388438
>Grabs you and forces my cock in your throat
I told you I was not done~
>>688388170
We probably need to be very clear of how people shouldn't use it.
>>688388388
kek'd
>>688388728
nnh..nghh- -
>>688389062
> cums in your throat
Good servant~
>>688389364
Thank you, Sir!
>>688389743
Oh I'm not done with you just yet~
> cocks starting to get hard again
Now turn around and take It in the ass like a good servant ok?~
M8s, I'm on acid and wanna be your cumbucket. Who wants his cock to be sucked uh?
>>688390037
fuck off
>>688390037
Aren't you satisfied yet, Sir?
>>688390318
I want mine sucked
> unzips
Go for it, Just don't bite
>>688390682
Not just yet servant~
Just turn around and use your ass to please me~
>>688390684
Starting by the tip. Rolling back the foreskin with my lips and start sucking back and forth, tastes salty... yumm
>>688390887
I don't want to- - ...
>>688384816
*sips from it swallows half and spits back the rest*
>>688390318
Im in. Suck my balls first
>>688391402
But it's not your choice servant~
>>688391912
Tickling your balls while I furiously suck first anon's cock. They are so smooth i camt wait to have them in my mouth while I stroke both cocks...
>>688391966
.....
>>688392200
Now what does a good servant say when she gets masters cock?
>>688392369
>>688392200
OP here, I didn't start this fucking thread for weeks to roleplay sex
>>688392144
Now take both in your mouth bitxh...
>>688392639
yeah this thread got really gay
POLICE!!! HANDS UP SO I CAN SEE THEM!!!
You are all under arrest for possession of child pornography and having sex with minors!!
Everyone line up against the wall NOW!!
>>688392144
Shit... if you keep sucking like that im about to cum soon... eat my fat bastard cum, you slut
>>688393064
You'll never get me alive!
> Grabs servant and hides with her in the attic while she sucks my cock to keep her quite
>>688393089
Both cocks explode in my mouth while you moan mightly, the mix of cum is delicious... now I have two warm pumping dicks which I lick with my tongue and four balls on my face...
>>688393412
STOP RIGHT THERE SCUM.
You are under arrest for, resisting arrest, attempting escape, possession of CP, having sex with a child in which we assume you have raped!!
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
>>688393684
fucking kill yourself
>>688393836
DIN DO NUFFIN
OUCHE OWW OOWWW MY WRIST!
HELP POLICE BRUTALITY
>>688394235
Line up pedophiles.
>>688394455
> Runs away thru sewer and gets back to house to fuck the servant one last time in her pussy
>>688393836
Thank you so much, officer *hugs*
>>688369232
Dibs on this lil bitch's ass hole.
>who the fuck over 10yo calls dibs
>>688394703
>being already caught
>let's servant go
We found the Jew,sir. Let the execution commence.
>>688394754
> Runs upp behind you
Not so fast!
> Forces my cock deep inside your pussy cumming inside you
I'll be back for more
>>688369045
>SUMMER
you got one thing right roomie
>>688395011
TOTALLY WORTH IT!
>>688369753
but he's not wrong
>>688395087
Nigger u dead, even got double dubs. Now stop roleplaying u fgt.
>>688395087
He-Help
>>688395554
This does not apply when I am in roleplay mode
>>688395276
The dubs has spoken I'm dieded
>>688395328
Hey maid are you ok,
'^'
>>688395665
>roleplay mode
fuck off you autist. get out of the attic I called this room.
>>688395846
Now that this weird man is gone, I'm fine, thanks.
>>688395868
As you wish.
>>688392879
just like /b/
>>688395976
Well that's good, Need anything?
Like a cup of tea? Coffee? a dick inside you?
I MEAN'T A MUFFIN INSIDE YOU*
he hehe...
>>688396021
The rents cheap.
It's close to the city
but goddamn the roommates
>tfw only responsible bro in the house
The dog's asshole is inside out again
>>688396378
hmph!
>>688396491
Man that's one weird looking dog.
Why is there cum on the broccoli
>>688396661
Hehe ._.
You might wanna take a shower, cause of the stuff that guy did to you
>>688396831
Someone replaced the butter with cum.
>>688396908
I'm not allowed to use the palace's shower yet.
>>688396798
It's a vermont milk doge. very rare breed.
>>688396976
Who replaced the butter?
>>688397172
Want me to shower you then?
I can just pretend I'm the only one showering, They won't know it's you
>>688397450
A certain someone we don't want to talk about anymore
>>688396976
we haven't bought butter in a week. you've just been eating cum on you toast
>>688368792
why has nobody shot the place up.
i might as well fix that
*shotgun slide noise or whatever*
>>688397534
god this thread became cancer so fucking fast with these faggots
>>688397945
Where the fuck do they come from anyways!?
>>688397945
well you have to admit living in a house full of autistic half-chan users would be very similar to this.
especially if one dude is pretending to be a japanese maid.
/b is just cancer
>>688397534
Ah... yes please
>>688398221
im not a dude...
WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY CHOCOLATE MILK
>>688398412
Prove it
Tits or GTFO dude
>>688399001
FUCK OFF AND LET THE THREAD DIE YOU NIGGER!
OP THIS THREAD WAS A MISTAKE
>>688399001
I poured it all down the drain and made a thread about it
>>688398255
Then let's go
> Walks to the bathroom with the maid and locks the door behind us so no one can enter
There we go, Should all be clear to shower now.
>>688399065
sad fag gets to sleep outside tonight
>>688399039
ok im too lazy for a timestamp tho can u tell me a pose or something
>>688399257
ill burn the house down while you sleep again scum
>>688399154
SON OF A BITCH! I was saving that
wow i feel like this thread has described the entire history of /b/
>>688399328
finger in bum giving ok hand sign with shit eating grin on your face.
really?
a little early this year, isn't it?
>>688399481
lmao
>>688368792
I have to warn you fuckers, I like to masturbate and cum on people while they sleep
>>688399328
or you know write on a piece of paper the time and date. not that hard
>>688399504
something funny then a bunch of role playing nerds ruin it?
>>688399516
u said tits tho
>>688399629
Woah what, I think I'll pass on sleeping then
>>688399754
you figure it out. or you know
>>688399642
>>688399642
i can give you the ok sign with my tits if you want
>>688399504
Let's see, retardely RPers, anime GIFs, pedophiles, chocolate milk, butter cum, police raiding, nazis, executing Jews.
Pretty much
>>688399906
yea give me whatever you just googled.
>>688400053
ok if you dontwant if fuck off. i dont need to prove anything
