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Be honest
>>688357897
sideways/10
Not 18/illegal
>>688357897
Tits and timestamp?
>>688357897
Striking/10
Would double take before I approached in public.
>>688357897
Can you post a picture that's not sideways
do a better job with your lipstick and you'll be fine
>>688357897
Long as your 18 I'd do it.
>>688357897
blowjob / 10
Timestamp first
10/10 CHEESE PIZZA
If she is 13...
>>688358216
Thanks bro, but my lips are not acctually that color tho
>>688358547
... then perfect
>>688357897
Lose a bit on the gloss youl be ok
Fucking trap
>>688358382
I'm still new to the whole make up thing, thanks for telling me, btw the lipstick is the only makeup on me
timestamp and age
>>688357897
wouldn't even fap/honest
>>688358356
Sorry, I'm on mobile so I'm sorry that happened
>>688358482
>>688358160
What's a timestamp?
>>688359084
it happened again lol
>>688359084
You look really familiar OP. Out of curiosity where are you from?
do you know what a timestamp is?
>>688357897
>>688359084
needs more forehead
>>688359084
Ah fuck it happened again
a piece of paper with the current time/date with your foto
>>688359152
if this is bait I don't care
take a piece of paper and write the time, date, and /b/ on it
also put your age on it because how old are you
>>688359083
Well thank you for the honest answer, how would you improve me?
>>688357897
>>688359084
Time Stamp or gtfo
Stop using so much lipstick bruh looks retarded
>>688357897
Girl in pic is cute, OP. Well above my minimum requirements. Would hit it.
>>688357897
Tits with timestamp oh shit waddup
Is she Slavic or German? I can't tell, but she looks like Masha.
>>688359422
YOu could try asking her besides the random b-tonians
>>688359334
you're not my boss
>>688359422
My ansestory is mostly english, scotish and french
>>688359324
Stop sharing picture on there.And use hairgrip.
>>688359498
As if she was actually here.
>>688359662
tru thoo
>>688359530
I'm your friend and I gave you advice.
this is not a real girl
she's not real
otherwise she would have timestamped by now
therefore she's not real
not real girl get out
You're really pretty. How old are you and where are you from? You look really familiar.
>>688358160
My tits are too small, sorry
>>688359954
I'm 16 and I live in southern texas
>>688359813
That other person was not me
>>688360095
You don't belong to /b/. Go to 9gag.
>>688360027
We're on /b/, any size is a good size.
>>688360095
underage gtfo
MODSSS
>>688360095
No
>>688359930
This
/Thread
>>688360138
Love me.
AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
bitch u look like an alien that is learning how makeup works
Naaah....
>>688360027
Just post 'em.
>Dubs outta nowhere for tits
>>688357897
you're beyond saving. learn to love yourself because no one else will.
>>688360448
She would be someone I would think of as a little sister tbh
>>688358160
>>688358482
>>688359038
>>688359930
Here's the timestamp y'all wanted
>>688360448
Hey, she's legal where I live, would date
>>688360707
Gr8 b8 m8
4/10 sorry I'm a 4/10 too doe
This is bait and there is no tits
>>688360707
officially bait
FUCK OFF
>>688360707
Lolling
Show us your dick
10/10
>>688360707
Lel
Would rape if I was drunk enough / take a blowjob sober
>>688357897
rumina
>>688357897
240° / 360°
7/10 would have missionary sex for the sole purpose of recreation
How the fuck could you think that it was a girl at the begining? juste look at his hair. They don't have volume, they are scabby. You can tell if someone is a girl or a boy with juste the hair (it's scientific).
>>688361534
I always did want to use my uterus for more than just monthly bleeding
>>688357897
Dangerously overaged.
Dont break a hip, grandma.
>>688360707
I seriously hope this is B8
No way you can be this stupid.
>>688357897
Nu stop moving nao pappew!
Scootawoo need save daddeh!
>>688357897
Would do my instinctual urge to reproduce with an attractive female partner for the purpose of attractive, intelligent offspring for the offspring to have a larger change of reproducing in coming generations/10
>>688361599
My hair has lost it's volume because I put my hair in ponytails and buns alot
>>688357897
5/10.
Post more OP.
>>688362674
This 2bh
>>688357897
Fetal alcohol syndrome/10
You look like you got into a fight
3/10
Swollen lip and dark eyes= no thanks
>>688362674
Or less. Thats fine too.
>>688362674
or kys OP
>>688357897
Would bully at school/10
>>688357897
ur beautiful
>>688362674
That do it for ya
>>688363277
Thank you
>>688363357
can i see your beautiful smile :)
>>688363509
Sorry, I don't have a good smile
>>688363509
why nigga :)
>>688363571
im sure you do
>>688357897
kylie jenner lips challenge gone wrong/10
>>688363571
try it ;-)
>>688363661
i love girls smiles ,and she has lovely lips
>>688363663
I tried to smile in the other pics but they looked to forced
>>688363820
just do it ,your beautiful anyway watch sumthing funny
>>688363357
kik ?
3/10 at best. Well what size are your tits, that could bump you up to a 5/10 based on the size.
>>688363958
dont listen to this fag ,you are astonishing
>>688363908
>>688363715
I tried my best
>>688364142
She asked for honesty not a bunch of fags just trying toflatter her. Fuck off cunt.
>>688364142
I could get brest implants, nothing extreame tho
>>688364188
you are so beautiful , suh nice lips and dreamy eyes . also checked
>88
Did someone say Spiderman?
>>688364252
i am not trying to flatter her ,just speaking honestly but thats a bit harsh
>>688357897
You look great. Rate... 7/10.
>>688364386
Fuck off faggot
>>688364142
>whiteknightbetakuckneckbeard reporting in!
>>688364535
Thank you
A smile would be enough for a 9/10. ;)
I'm going to go have to call the moderators.
>>688363958
How can I improve?
>>688357897
average/10
>>688363913
Sorry don't have one
>>688364363
>Anons trying this hard to get pizza
>>688364893
Kill yourself
>>688357897
7.6 out of 10
>>688357897
Attention-seeking/10
>>688364386
yes
kill this shit
Cocking your head sideways does not help. Lose the lipstick. Smile.
You are very pretty, don't worry, don't try too hard. Don't get your advice from a bunch of 13 year old basement dwellers
>>688357897
You look super white trash
>>688364188
If you're real and somehow can't make a timestamp...
Hold up your left hand and make an OK sign with your hand. Failure to comply officially confirms faggotry.
>>688365505
I didn't come here to get my feelings hurt I just want to know how to improve
>>688364188
Tits or gtfo
>>688365547
This
>>688357897
katya cummins/10
Op show tits
>>688365805
OP, where are you from?
>>688365805
post your dick
>>688362913
You dingus. I'm all for shitposting, but that isn't what FAS looks like at all. I think you meant to say plain-jane niggerlips/10.
>>688365805
Smile, less lipstick, show chest :)
>>688365805
Alright.
I think you're really cute. I actually work in adult modelling and I'd have hired you if you'd come through my doors. Id say get off of b and go be popular irl lol
>>688365805
ilerminayty slutt
>>688365986
Texas
>>688365580
You asked for honesty so you'll get your feelings hurt asking for that. Fuck you underage twat
>>688366094
Dallas ?
>>688366094
If you're in dallas, maybe you and I should talk lol.
>>688366094
ugly but pretty at same time. u are both a 2/10 and an 8/10.
>>688366228
go get em tiger
>>688366058
Really?!
>>688365805
I'm a 6'1 vegan medical student, would you date me?
>>688365805
Poster asked for left hand, that's a photoshopped right hand.
>>688366228
If you are in Dallas we should hump
>>688366228
>>688366176
No, I'm in southern Texas
>>688366310
you have fuck all chance, vegan's never meat anyone
>>688366293
Yes, really. If you make a throwaway email, I'll prove who I am etc and hire you. Provided you're legal.
>>688366058
Maybe you should come by the casting couch and we can talk
>>688365547
>>688365805
Samefag.
>>688366228
GET HER BOI SHE CLOSE
>>688366293
dont believe him, he is a pedo
>>688365805
wow people use to take pride at being able to photoshop so well they could fool 4chan wtf is this
Who the fuck is the jackass calling for mods, because she said shes sixteen?
>>688366152
That other faggot was't me
>>688366417
We should meat next time I come from Dallas to Houston, and hump
>>688365805
Left hand u cancerous prick
>>688366435
>Anonymous 06/07/16(Tue)21:53:05 No.688366435 ▶
>>>688366310 (You)
>meat
lel
>>688366310
Loss the vegan part and I'd date you
>>688365805
Who's going to photoshop a dick in her hand?
>>688357897
You are creep and wirdo, i like it, just my type, still 6/10
>>688365805
>>688364188
>>688363357
These are not timestamps
A) your an idiot
B) you look like a tranny pre-operation
C) any retarded with ms paint can type a fucking date on any picture
D) your so underage
E) b8 as fuck
F) Summerfag, how's your vacation?
G) tits or GTFO
H) no actually... Just GET THE FUCK OUT
a piece of me dies when 14 yr olds come on /b/ thinking its fucking Facebook...
I'm just embarrassed for you OP
>>688366444
Is 16 legal?
I've got a trip to padre island in a few weeks, I can rate in person....
>>688366832
Nope. Sorry.
>>688366701
what the hell is she doing here
she doesn't belong here
>>688366832
in this lovely country it is
>>688357897
you look like a little boy
>>688366940
Some of us like that
>>688366791
well said
>>688366679
just for you
>>688367104
Trump is literally Hitler! Ha ha! You're so funny, anon. Enjoy Shillary or that Cuckold Sanders
>>688367104
Good one anon
OP you're an abomination
Ugly retarded untalented and you probably have a penis
>>688366888
Where do you work?
>>688366791
>your so underage
>your
You seem to be as well.
>>688367322
Legislation lol
>>688367307
>posting webms of feminist redditors
come back when you are 18
>>688367340
I own a content company and own a share of a talent agency.
Do y'all have any more rates or questions before I go
>>688367214
>unironically calling people cuck
please go back to pol you edgy 16 year old
>>688367540
Nice, so what state do you work in?
>>688367307
>>688366791
2nd these
>>688367586
How do I get ahold of you?
>>688367716
I live in Texas, my companies are based out of L.A. and Ontario.
>>688367586
7/10 you're very cute and if l you were 18 and I lived in Texas I would try to talk to you.
>>688367865
I can't do the modeling thing so no thanks
>>688367865
How old are you?
>>688367865
Stop trying to get with her pedo
>>688367865
u better not be in houston
ill kill you
>>688367586
Yeah
0/10
Why are you a massive ugly attention seeking whore?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Please though, don't let me hold you up, just fucking leave
>pic very related
>>688368220
This. All of this. Take it to heart love just kill yourself and go away.
>>688365805
your lipstick gets worse every pic and that isn't your left hand, otherwise not too bad
>>688368220
I'm not attention seeking I just wanted to know how bad I really was
I'm scared of death and I like living
>>688368220
what everyone is thinking
Terrible choice of lipstick / 10
>>688368443
>Not attention seeking
Asks to be rated and posts pics of herself. Okay OP you're not an attention seeking whore just a regular whore.
>>688359412
>Well above my minimum requirements
>animu
So like having a pulse
>>688368591
I'm sorry :/
>>688368443
you know where you are, right?
if you're lost we can call your mommy and daddy over the PA system to come pick you up.
/b/ a helpful place
>>688364893
smile man fuck
>>688368679
Go back to Instagram or whatever
>didn't show under aged tits
>still didn't gtfo
>>688368679
Don't worry, these faga can't treat a woman, well, any human beeing actually.
>>688368679
I'm sorry doesn't fix your ugly ass face, crooked nose and big nigger lips.
Listend if you want to make all those fuckers to stop just put a time stamp on a paper ans pls take of the lipstick and if you want to take a picture whit a smile just remember a funny moment
>>688368917
Bc were not pedos??
>>688369147
And don't forget the tits.
>>688368911
I'm leaving after this it's ok
>>688368917
I don't understand why so hostile
>>688369026
You didn't have to be so mean but I know it doesn't fix it
>>688369147
....what you say to children when prepping them to make CP
holy shit man
>>688369308
Wait what.
sorry but you are on par to like my ugliest ex-friend. ex cause she was bat shit crazy
Wanna see my basement?
>>688369608
Only if you let me show you mine first
>>688369703
Is that a key word for a vag?
>>688357897
i think your hot :)
>>688369308
You don't understand why people are being so hostile to you? They are being hostile because shit like your post doesn't belong AT ALL on /b/ what so ever. You would know this. If you ever actually came on here and posted something of significance other than your ugly mug that won't comply with the simplest of rules.
People like you are just pushing /b/ from breast cancer to metastasized cancer.
>>688357897
are you 13?
>>688360707
I'd fuck that retarded sixhead
Lurk moar faggot
>>688369901
I'm sorry. How do I delete the thread?
>>688369915
Yes
>>688363357
I wouldn't post here anymore if I were you.
>>688370078
you can't
>>688370078
Will you stop pretending to be the OP please?
>>688370150
You are the reason why can't we have golden things here.
>>688357897
Here ya go OP
This doesn't apply to you bc you're 13 years old.
Read it.
Come back in 5 years.
Don't be so autistic.
>>688370078
you should lurk moar this reaction is reealllyy common. you seem like a pre teen so just lurk for a few years you got the time
>>688370364
Very Very well written post from the picture
>>688365805
these pics just made this into a cringe thread inadvertently
GTFO OP
just leave forever
>>688370078
You have to post 5 pictures of cute animals or porn. Only way.
Preferably both.
>>688370078
Don't delete the thread just delete yourself from life ugly ass bitch.
>>688357897
rate the inside of my van first
If OP was 18 I would totally crush that puss.
>>688370267
I think that is OP
just stupid (does OP even know what OP stands for??)
I can't believe faggots are buying this?
OP is a faggot and should show dick with timestamp just to prove how hard he trolled you all.
>>688371045
don't cut yourself with that edge dude
>>688371221
OP stands for original poster
Are you a trap? Because you definitely look like you could have a dick down there.
>>688371045
2nd this
& stream it
>>688371194
me too bruh
>>688371391
@OP: i need nudes to rate ...
>>688357897
Do you have kik?
>>688372321
BTW: this is no valid timestamp -.-
why hasn't this thread been closed yet
>>688372456
what about TITS or GTFO ?!
b8 like no other, no ones that dumbfuck to think typing the date is proof. girl looks like there's dick in pants.
>>688372488
its not that bad and people keep posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7yPhExdj3E
>>688372791
why is this bad? mayne if only...
>>688357897
>ltcorbis
>>688372488
Bc OP is a 13 year old newfag who has no idea what /b/ is and most likely had to watch a tutorial on youtube to learn how to post.
>>688372947
curz we are not gay... if u like dick u r gay... that verry easy to understand...
>>688372852
I'm screen cappin this thread, It's perfection for the "how to be a summerfag" guide for idiots.
>>688373711
germans got it ;)
>>688373398
>2016
>being afraid of hard cock throbbing in your fuck hole you call a mouth
kek
>>688373805
dude ur a fucking joke lol
>>688373398
Whose "we"? is this op? Sounds like a 12 yr old.
>>688373928
no, this is a joke, now make me laugh and spare your parents
>>688373938
he is the spokes tard for /b/ his qualifictions are being on here for 6 months and his porn folder is 512 mb
>>688373938
did not know that letters make sounds faggot - we are 4chan... and i think that i speak 4 us all, when i say "WE R NOT GAY !" and "if you like weeners u r gay, sir..." so whats the point? u think you like dick and u are not gay... thats not possible... gay is defined as "to be into dicks" ... we are not OP btw
>>688370111
go back to school
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>>688374441
right... but it is 8 months and 2.23GB... (curz i love porn)
>>688374341
>implying my parents arent beautiful people
>implying youve ever felt the logic behind seppukuing ur self
>implying your arent more insecure than a 8 year old girl
I know how to tie a fucking noose I'm not gay
>>688374478
haahahahhahahaha funny man
>>688374478
dude half the fucking fap porn on b is gay and trap.
>you speak on behalf of your 7th grade class
>>688363357
Put your shoe on your head
post tits ass or pussy and smile cant rate otherwise no need to be nude
>>688374478
You type like verbal autism
>>688374810
>gay and trap
trap = gay
>>688359197
Here you go m8
>>688374736
>I know how to tie a fucking noose I'm not gay
again... wrong definition... gay just means "to be a dude thats into dicks" its not too complicated... and it has nothing to do with knots...
>>688375049
aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga u neeed to lurk moar
>>688375008
he still does not get it... :D
>>688375154
never mind I get that ur trolling
>>688374943
its super aids autism... mkay?! o.O
>>688375200
u wong
>>688374736
is me :3
>>688375221
hope so ;)
>>688374478
Weeners?
Wtf @ 11 yr old badass
You are definately not 4chan
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING DYING
Please never speak on "our" behalf, ever again
>>688374478
Op is a girl you dumbass
