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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Yo.
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>jenny claim
>pretend i have an image
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>>688305863
i agree, science would benefit greatly from this knowledge
>>688305708
Ill show you! im gonna get big and strong and then we'll see who the bully is
>>688306002
nah nah nah, im not talkin about any old lewds, im talkin prime, OC lewds

Also claiming
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>>688305495
Kek, it's a good place but never did I get service worth 20 buck tip. Goddamn sausage was always cold. Ayy that sounds like an awesome night. Anything like that planned to happen again? Kek, imagine if you'd had joined. Alpha as fuck but jobless as fuck too. Would of been a good way to get in there though.

>Best idol claimed
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>>688306168
>>688306214
>
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Miho claimed

>>688306126
I think i made it
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still here

and

>>688306261
im not a bully i just think your plans are not good
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>>688305897
lol what did you do exactly?

>>688305912
>>688306250
>small screen
Recently I've known your pain. My laptop screen broke about two weeks ago and it was 1920x1080p, now it's 1336x768, everything is so much more squeezed together.
I can't post if internet doesn't load the recaptcha, The thing is too long for my screen to be able to press the post button.
Do you live alone?

>>688306259
hey robo
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>>688306222
This isn't the trap thread.
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gotta claim fast!
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Still here.
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>>688306443
where are you finding these quality pictures?
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>>688306119
OC? Nah boss, think you're off point I'm sure.

>>688306161
Summer means swimsuits though!
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>>688306434
d.va ulted in cliffside shack where the objective is on Ilios, I slammed her and myself off the cliff
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>>688306447
Heya Velvet
>>688306443
Holy kek
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>>688306002
We can both be cute kitties.
>and lick each other clean~
>>688306126
This is good but we need another sample without the bathing suit...
>Science thanks you for your contributions~
>You will receive a reward for your aid.
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>>688305824
Give me your shekels first.
>>688305926
Your the one that brought it up.
So you do it first.
>>688306447
Dad.
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>>688306601
Hello.
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>>688306434
hey karen! how are you surviving?

>>688306443
>my chassis

>jenny
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>>688306222
Oh yeh shoo me dat sweett boipuccy, san.
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>>688306636
>grabs knife
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>>688306379
Nice job!
What happened to your clothes though?
>And mine
>>688306605
Auwwwww...
Lewd...
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>>688306096
>>688306250
>>688306259
>>688306261
>>688306265
>>688306375
>>688306379
>>688306404
>>688306434
>>688306443
>>688306447
>>688306512
>>688306584
>>688306599
>>688306605
>>688306636
>>688306643
Welcome back everyone

>>688306584
There are no Chara Swimsuit pics yet!

>>688306636
Heya Syndra! How are you?

>>688306643
Hello to you too!

>>688306683
Sup Jenny?
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>>688306777
hOLY KEK.
Please don't bully Chara, or he will bite your dick off when he'll succ that big dick.
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>>688306584
>Swimsuits
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clmd
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Yep
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>>688306605
Now you're getting the idea~

>>688306848
Commission one!
>Speaking of commissions, I just got this one done
>Worth the $15 imo
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>>688306265
>the sausage was always cold
what sort of shanty shack fuckwit does that? and then how do they get 20 dollars in tips!? its not fair. and tbh, i really wanted to do it with them, but i just couldn't that time, of course the one time some qt's wanna take shots with me its when im working haha
>>688306404
thats what bullies say
>>688306584
i dunno man, my senses are honed through years of loneliness
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>>688306963
Literally my least favorite cripple.

I think she rapes you at one point.
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my waifu is the most kawaii <3
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>>688307045
uh ok so what now?
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Tohsaka poster is back for a bit before I head off to bed
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>>688306848
not much.

>tried drawing chara in my spare time.
>ended up drawing Vivan somehow.

>>688307128
cory in the house was nothing but Oscar bait fag
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Don't even try to deal with her.
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>>688306512
it's a secret.
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>>688306814
Dont worry we just need one more to finish our research, this one requires full body nudity...
>Very good looking full body nudity~
>>688307026
Oh I'm getting all kinds of ideas.
>Very lewd ones~
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>>688307217
>jenny
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>>688307224
that looks cool
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Chara pls.

I can has that boipucci? I lov u :'(
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>>688307217
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>>688307026
That's a nice pic! Sadly I'm no richfag and commisioning pics is just... nah for me

>>688307217
Not sure what to think of this, but I'm no artist myself
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>>688306636
>
I have no idea what you're talking about
Am just a friendly muslim

>>688306683
Just barely
7 hours left, thirsty.
You?

>>688306599
Ah I think you deserve a reward for this
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>>688307355
>Bob Ross
FeelsSadMan
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>>688306848
Thank (You)

>>688307045
Topkek, you tell me! I swear one of the waitress must be sucking off the customers every once in awhile. It really isn't kek. Who knows maybe she'll come back one day haha.
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>>688307243
Sorry to disappoint but that last picture i posted is actually the lewdest picture i've ever seen of my waifu.
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>>688306778
No fear, only dreams.
>>688306848
Im doing alright, nothing new to report.
>>688307061
For some reason i liked here more than Emi.
I might need to read ks again.
>>688307419
Oh, germany is that way.
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>>688307061
>implying retarded armless chick and bbq girl are better
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>>688307243
Oh, do tell sometime~
>I'm sure we can trade ideas, and more~

>>688307413
It was done by my friend, and he said he might do a pay by effort model. I'm sure a simple $5 one could get you a pretty good sketch, especially since the character design seems a lot simpler than what I asked for.
>Chara in a swimsuit
>Makoto in a gypsy fortune telling outfit with tarot cards
Big difference in effort.
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>>688307555
Lily a best cripple. Hanako a close second.
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>>688307413
<4

Pls I lov u.

>>688307555
Syndras pls of helpme.

:(
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>>688307406
>butthurt fag is butthurt
>>688307413
>i'm no artist myself
I'm not an artist either. i just draw to pass time at work.
>>688307419
sounds tough. i'm doing fine, hands are a little sore. but i'm fine.

>jenny
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Akiko claimed

I'm back. What did I miss?
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>>688307555
ah alright thank you goy
we need to culturally enrich as many countries as possible after all

>>688307712
working hard?
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>>688307743
nothing. now pretend you saw nothing.
>>688307752
tripping over on concrete. sounds silly, i know.

>jenny
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>>688307419
Hm?
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>>688307509
(You)'re welcome
>>688307555
besides those trips I suppose.

>>688307614
True enough... but then I could just sit down and try it myself. I'm just too lazy and I really have no damn money.

>That's why I'm writing applications now

>>688307712
Oh, Didn't know that. I don't draw anymore. Used too though.

>>688307743
Heya Akiko! Missed nothing I suppose. Just newfags.
QOTT: Do you think 4chan is more cancer than it was when you joined?

I don't think so, It was always a shithole and it will always be. It goes with the flow of time. Earlier there were no memes, but there was some other shit.
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>>688306814
I dont know...

>>688307555
>Its to dull
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>>688307743
Akikos plz of help em win Chara's boipucci heart.
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Can't resist a bad girl
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>>688307863
Kek
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>>688307845
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>>688307355
Kek.
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>>688307743
>>688307419
Karen was a jew all along
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>>688307199
now we get ripped bro, you gotta spot me on my super set
>>688307509
>sucking people off under the counter
must be! but i guess thats just how it is, chicks at my work make way more in tips as well
>maybe shell come back
maybe, but i kinda fucked up, her friend was more sober and nice, but at the end of the night i saw the drunk girl was being carried around by paramedics cus she was too faded, i walked up to them both and said "had to much to drink eh?" and her sober friend gave me this look like "fuck off dude" so i just kinda walked away
>>688307743
everyone got a free can of peaches
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>>688308011
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>>688307533
Wow I actually couldn't find any.
>But stumbled onto esdeath bondage?
Zuzuzu
>>688307614
Oh I'll tell you some thoughts
>and show you some tradeables~
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>>688308118
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>>688307986
<tfw no qt.314 trap gf with sweett boipucci
FeelsKappaMane
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>>688308113
i dont want 2
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ralph pootawn claimed
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>>688308216
Check these trips!
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>>688307835
You tripped over a raised concrete block or what?
>Karen
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>>688308011
fuckin nice, i now wanna see nude edits with little chibi anime grills

>koko
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>>688307854
Fair enough. I wouldn't paying $5 if you wanted one though.
Any luck on any thus far?


And absolutely not. /b/ has always been absolute shit, but ever since I branched to other boards I've been enjoying myself far more. But /b/ hasn't changed a single bit other than the community name that I go to.

>>688308011
I expected no le-
>Karens head is cut off
That small detail is going to drive me up the wall.

>>688308118
......well, I did tell you to ask Karen. Enjoy it I guess?

>>688308191
Tradeables? What are those?
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And I'm back. Finally. I didn't think I'd be gone that long.
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>>688307835
Well that's very suspicious old man fister

>>688307854
Hey Chara. Nice pic
>QOTT
I'm newfag. I've only been here for 2 years because I didn't shit this place up when I was underage. It was cancer and now it's still cancer. When I arrived it was edgy faggots trying to disprove each other. Now it's pretty much the same except there's a lot more trap threads. That's about all I've noticed

>>688307863
I already won Chara when I made him that pic

>>688308050
So he's the one that took my shekels

>>688308113
>tfw just went to the store to buy food
>bought 4 cans
tastesgoodman
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>>688308308
Fuck I really hoped nobody would notice that
fine, this one is better anyway

>>688308259
not today!

>>688308277
Here you go, one chibi coming right up

>>688308118
anotha one
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>>688308308
Bretty gud my dude, you might be able to give coWizards a run for his money.
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claimed~
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>>688308275
no, just tripped over when walking downhill. didn't trip on anything really. just placed my foot in the wrong place.

>jenny
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>>688308191
>esdeath bondage?
Weird.
Found precisely -one- more lewd picture and i was looking that whole time.
Strange how little there is.
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>>688308518
ouch, you all good? You at work right now or what?

>Karen
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>>688308463
Noooooo!!!! ::(((.

You are so bully.>>>>>>:(((
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>>688308308
Not at all. Cinemas aren't looking for someone right now. I'm a bit hesistant to write to retail again since those never answer me anyway...

But it seems like I still have to write there. Here I go...

>>688308463
I knew you'd like that pic <3

>>688308506
Heya Marisa
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>>688307644
I cant really decide witch one of the 2 is the best.
Maybe Hanako.
>>688307855
Keep going.
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>>688308444
3 hours later
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Best type moon claimed
>>688307854
Yes definitely, though there is some degree of "I used to be with it"
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>>688308576
>full lewd
Dang shizu
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>>688308468
Better I suppose.

>>688308475
Who?

>>688308637
I forget, are you in the states? If so, I could suggest security...
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>>688308703
And you're still awake!? This is unhealthy you know!

Hello everyone.
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Filthy traitors, I will of destroy u.

MWHAHAHAHAHA.

This is for my one and only Chara.

I *heart* you my love.
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>>688308576
Very strange, minor has few pictures as well. But at least she has some lewds.
>>688308468
Nice
>>688308308
Just pictures that would be of me.
>for pictures that would be you~
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>>688308618
I didn't knew there's someone who hates Chara besides me
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>>688308765
who the fuck are you?

>jenny
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>>688308113
>muh equality
It's always gonna be lop-sided. Hahahah, oh that's rich. I'm pretty sure you weren't trying to be a dick but eh if she took it like that screw her. You all should know your limits when doing that shit.
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>>688308958
He's pretty cringy.

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>>688308958
I hate him too.
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>>688308781
Honestly, that's the first time i've seen anything that could be called nudity of Shizuru. It's weird how little there is.
So stoked i finally found anything i kind of forgot to not lewd. Lol

On the upside, found a couple new pictures i like of her during my search?

>>688308945
Anyways, my waifu's anomalously small amount of porn aside
>Rurururu!
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>>688308795
Nope, I'm from Europe. But maybe I think I have to actually know some kind of martial art to do this kind of job
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>>688308861
Ill end up being awake till like noon now.
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>>688308777
Hey shiki, how are you today?
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>>688309126
Obviously.
The cringiest, if I may say.
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>>688308795
coWizards is one of the big posters in trap threads
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>>688308861
Sup Ika. Have fun driving around?

>>688308945
Ohhh, looking forward to them~

>>688309063
>Drinking limits
I'll find out my limits one day...
>Implying I ever drink

>>688309197
I don't know how different it is in Europe, but I sit around on my laptop all night and yell at hobos to gtfo. If anyone gives me and trouble or seems like they'll try to start shit, I'm specifically supposed to back away, go back inside, and just call the cops. And then go back to being on my laptop.
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>>688308463
you would, you peach loving fuck
>>688308468
ayyyyy, but what are those purple lights in the backround? i need to know
>>688309063
kek thats true, and yeah i wasn't tryin to be a dick, just tryin to start a convo haha, she should know her limits, apparently she had like, one drink when she was acting belligerent to me and my coworker
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Night people
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ok im goin to bed cuties, have great days/nights! ill seeya when i see ya :)
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>>688309402
night tomo
>karen
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>>688308615
i'm fine. hands sting a little. but I'm fine.
>jenny
>mfw a lewd poster tried impersonating me
>mfw all he did was add jenny to the end of his post

>>688309402
>>688309490
g'night!
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>>688309350
Oh, haha, I don't go in those so I wouldn't know.

>>688309379
Christmas lights. I dislike standard lights, so I have a mix of cool white LEDs and purple lights around my room.... or I used to, since my room is much smaller I only use the LEDs now.

>>688309490
Night yo.
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>>688309196
Zuzuzuzuzu!
I should be going to bed now.
>I knew you didn't have panties on!
>>688309351
Same to you...
>Cutie~
But I'm off to bed. Got really lewd tonight~
>That's two nights I got you makoto.

Night guys.
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>>688309402
>>688309490
Later.
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>>688309126
>>688309181
>>688308618
The real crew right here.
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>>688309379
Life is the sweetness of fruit, and the joy of vidya

>>688309402
>>688309490
Yea night
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>>688309251
Alright, nothing out of the ordinary just people being retarded in Overwatch. You?
>>688309402
>>688309490
Good night you two.
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>>688309201
That's not good. Did you take a nap or something? I mean, as lo g as you don't work or go to school tomorrow you should be fine but...

>>688309351
I wasn't driving (sadly)
My brother wanted to forgive me for being an asshole lately. I honestly had no idea how to react. It was too new for me.

>>688309402
>>688309490
Goodnight!
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>>688309351
just checked. I need to be taller and more heavy than I am now. I can work on the heavy part and maybe gain uh... what was it... 17 kilos... but I can't grow 7 cm.
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>>688309605
Did too, you can see them around my ankles.
...
Something like that.
Not to mention the ones on my head.
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>>688307854
>QOTT
Off course, the moment I joined it became more cancerous.
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>>688309710
Im not leaving the house at all. I also been up since like 2pm.
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>>688309658
Kappa.
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>>688309878
M'hater.
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>>688309605
Oh. And good night. Lol
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>>688309702
just doing my hearthstone dailies, waiting on people to stop using phones so I can get my share of retarded overwatch players.
What time is it for you?
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>>688307854
I've been here since /mu/'s inception, so about 2006.

Yeah, I'd say it did.
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>>688309865
Does anyone in the house care about your sleep habits? My mom ends up waking me up if I stay in bed later than 2. Or at least she used to, then I started to work overnights and she stopped.
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>>688309945
Can't Cap the Kappa.
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>>688309605
I'm just accepting that I'm lewd deep down, I just don't like to show it off...
>Or so I would have thought
Night Mizore~

>>688309710
Why were you being a douche canoe? Did they deserve it?

>>688309788
>Height and Weight restrictions
That's fucked up. I may be tall, but I'm a twig and still got hired.
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>>688309990
12:25, so should look for some lunch/breakfast soon.
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Claimed
Feels good to be home.
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>>688310169

c a n t t r a p t h e t r a p
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>>688310187
hm, you live in one of those norweigan countries, yes? What kind of food do you usually eat?
Ehm not counting the universals, burger etc.

>>688310312
Welcome back mugen
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>>688310137
Live with 95 year old grandma she dont care. Nor does room mate

>>688310120
<3
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>>688310398
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i'm going for a bit. probably gonna come back a bit later.

>jenny
>testing if image will upload or not
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>>688310531
What did i miss while i was gone?

>>688310689
I love kappa spam, got any kappaross?
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>>688310811
seeya robo

I think I'm gonna go play some overwatch actually.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
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>>688310312
Hallo Mugen
We can go for some games once the other people start coming in
Maybe Karen's sandnigger internet will stay decent for longer than 2 minutes this time

>>688310972
I noticed that post
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>>688309351
>I'll find out my limits one day...
Combining that and the already lewdness is probably not a good idea kek.

>>688309379
>>688309490
>Only one drink
Wow, that's saying something. Anyways night man.
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>>688307854
Depends on how you feel like defining cancer.
I'd say it just depends on the day.
Though i am a little sick of the current flavor of cancer, what with the "boipussy" and such.

I used to call people faggot as a nondescript pejorative. Now i usually mean it. Fucking literal faggots all over the place.
Started like, 9 or 10 years ago?
Shortly before /b/ ticked over to 8 digit post numbers if memory serves.
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>>688310170
>douche canoe
I've never heard this term so if I answer it wrong then forgive me.
Lately he's been an asshole and hasn't helped me out at all. When I wanted to get the car he wouldn't help drive one of the cars back. I had to reschedule the car to yesterday a week ago. He hasn't helped my mom out either and she's getting to old for stress. I know he's been through a lot lately too but still, you shouldn't act like an asshole.

Also, I think everyone deserves forgiveness. Its unfair to not give a second chance for a mistake someone made. Maybe I'm just too nice, I don't know.

>>688310601
Then I guess you can stay as long as you'd like. I enjoy company anyways.
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>>688310531
Well I'm a poor student who lives alone so I just eat the usual universal cheap foods like noodles and instant mashed potatoes.

Otherwise in the larger cuisine sense it's just a lot of potatoes and pork, we have a special bread not really seen properly outside scandinavia commonly eaten for lunch and sometimes breakfast.
>>688310972
Bye, remember to always pick Roadhog.
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>>688310972
>>688310811
Goodbye!
>ika
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>>688311027
Sounds like a plan

>>688311190
>always pick Roadhog
Good choice
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>>688310949
Absolutely nothing of interest. Boringnight/10

>>688311063
I haven't had a single drink since October when I turned 21, nor did I even really have any on the day of. Alcohol as a whole just doesn't appeal to me much, so I've never bothered trying to drink, let alone find out what my limits are.

>>688311147
Douche canoe is an old term I use for asshole.
And i think I misunderstood, he wanted YOU to forgive HIM? If so, that makes a lot more sense.

Time for max comfy.
>Soft robe
>Heating pad
>Ambient Christmas lighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
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>>688311439
I just had a game with 17k damage done as Roadhog, 30% of the team damage done. And I never get anything below silver medals.
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>>688311147
Ill be around a while longer since im watching a stream of lilo and stitch. Yes im that bored.
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>>688311522
Cant be more boring than work was for me
Also shoutout to the song you posted, i have that bookmarked already.
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>>688309181
Why?
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Hello waifus and weebs
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>>688311522
Yeah, HE was the asshole not ME. He told me sorry.
Maybe that's why I didn't understand what a douche canoe was...

>>688311672
>lilo and stitch
Jesus fuck dude. There's NOTHING better you could do?
At all?

>>688311851
Hello.
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Late claim, hello
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>>688311851
Hello Operator-chan
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>>688311935
Hi
>>688312055
Whats up friend? I'm on my break at work.
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>>688311935
There is 360 people also watching. It went from Mad Max Road Fury to Berserk then lilo and stitch.

And the stream is lagging.
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>>688311851
Sup Operator, back for another night shift?
Last one tonight, correct?

>>688311935
It's honestly just a term I got from a very old friend of mine who I haven't talked to in year. Fucker needs to text me back one day.
I still say make your brother get a job though.

>>688311733
You literally only missed Mizore being Mizore, some OW stuff, my ass, and some spam. Boring as fuck.
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>>688312164
The stream is lagging to fuck. Maybe streamup is telling him to make more fucking videos.

>>688311935
>nothing better you could do
Fuck you my dude, Lilo&Stitch is the bomb.
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>>688311522
It's a practice I've never been fond of either. Had access to all through out my life and never once craved it. Just not for everyone.

>Absolutely nothing of interest. Boringnight/10
Uh huh ;^)
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>>688312279
Nah tomorrow as well and then maybe a few more but those are sketchy because t
They do t want me to work that much
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>>688311556
People say hes bad, but i think its just because some of the other tanks are op (reinhardt and zarya mainly), but i love playing the guy, you one shot people and you done die, its the best.

>>688311935
I mean lilo and stitch was pretty ok

>>688312049
still waiting on that hot voice chat

>>688312164
>>688312358
what site? im down for some lilo and stitch

>>688312279
>Mizore being Mizore, some OW stuff, my ass, and some spam
So the usual? I like it, i could use more of all of that now that im off work
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>>688312049
Hello
>ika

>>688312164
Why haven't you left? Does the lag make it better or something? What is keeping you there?

>>688312279
Yeah he needs one. I don't know how he supplies himself with gas and weed still

>>688312358
>>688312550
Its a good movie but I've already seen it! Plus he said it was laggy, that would only take the fun out of it!
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>>688312147
Nothing much, enjoying the study break and doing fuckall. What were you working with again? I presume some millitary stuff
>>688312550
He's probably my favorite defensive tank, not as good as the ones you mentioned for attacking but defending a point he has high hp+heal and an insta-kill combo for all non-tanks.
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>>688312550
I'm at least no longer on mute, most of the time.
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>>688312358
what?

>>688312550
https://streamup.com/notDEMO

>>688312621
Boredom
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>>688312385
Like, it burns a bit to drink (drank vodka straight from the bottle before on a dare from my aunt, that was a painful mistake) and I dislike burning, so why would I purposefully drink it?

Completely boring.

>>688312426
Shit, doesn't sound too bad I guess.

>>688312550
Haha, I'm sure you'll get plenty of OW stuff at the least.

>>688312621
>Sells his gas to buy weed
>Sells his weed to buy gas
>The cycle never ends
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>>688312920
I'm saying maybe streamup lagging to shit is the universe telling demo to quit fucking around and make more videos.
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Well OW was fun while it lasted, but Karen had to go and be a sandnigger in a sandnigger counrty with sandnigger internet again
Seriously, this fucking faggot

>>688313024
Moogs
>>
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
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>>688313238
Akiko
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>>688312920
Then leave don't you have anything better to do? Play some games, listen to music, eat, anything?

>>688312943
Kek. That would mean that he does have a job right? Selling merchandise.

Leaving at the start of new thread.
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>>688313238
>wasn't invited
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>688312621
Havent we all. I just started watching it with everyone and it doesnt seem that bad so far. Are you not much of a nostalgia person?

>>688312715
I feel like both are still great for attacking, ive played a decent bit of zarya games with the bois and we won games off my ults, feels good.

>>688312874
its a start, ill take it.

>>688312920
Thanks, im deep in here with you guys now

>>688312943
im already a part of it, its far too late. Send help

>>688313349
Memelord?
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>>688313024
M E M E
E
M
E

>>688312943
Exactly. Don't understand the concept at all. The bitterness and burning is completely unnecessary.

If you say so~

>Maki
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>>688313242
Niggers
>or pirates, i cant remember
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>>688313391
>>688313434
Get in here you fucks
Looks like Karen got his shit working again

>Akiko
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>>688313586
>>688313586
>>688313586
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>>688313607
>>688313607
>>688313607
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>>688313604
>>688313615
gg no re
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