Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>688299679
Because it's cute seeing Mizore being teased~
>>688299689
See ya later!
>>688300306
Oh my.
still here
>>688300880
morning mai
Claimed
Miho claimed
Anyone else watching demos stream?
We conquered a magic
We counted the stars
Deciphered the clockwork
Enacted this farce
Akiko claimed
>>688300818
/waifu/ the movie ep 3: The faggot returns
>>688300377
>Koko
kek
Marlin story is not me though, but my mom and big bro getting a serious allergic reaction to it. Ever seen the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Yea like that but red and replace chocolate with marlin meat. Both of them nearly suffocated
>>688300353
>Mugen
>so mad I don't have the mercy you made for me on my phone
You can just import it from your pc when you're home
>I'll be awake a while to play
Sweet, I'll be waiting for you tonight
>>688300578
A lot of people seem to love gif related as well
It's probably more popular than her actual anime
Hey guys, what sh- I mean wonderful collection of waifus you got there
Yep
As I was saying.
I'm me!
>>688301036
Do you Magnus?
Hey everyone.
>>688301004
Titties
>>688301080
We both can agree that Vigil is the biggest faggot in here, right?
>>688301080
the word know completely vanished from my post box apparently.
>>688301041
>
>>688301004
good morning
>>688300995
morning
>>688301111
Shitpost quads checked
baby.rar claimed
> where is checked bot guy
>>688300876
>Tired
>Alone
>Pushed to the edge
>Mizore contemplates molesting Mokato
>>688300893
Oh yes.
>>688300946
Check these trips!
>>688300286
true, it sucks, and i saw it on both sides too, my manager was this old bitch who did nothing then would cop an attitude with someone for doing the correct thing, then another was this absolute cunt who thought that by having one of our registers malfunction and only take cards (no cash) we were committing a felony by not taking her "good american dollar", which she doesn't even know the actual law. She even said "ill gladly have you deported" to the cashier who was an older asian guy who barely spoke english (not the thing to say at a crowded soccer game between argentina and chile haha)
but yeah, shit sucked, im ranting. On the bright side i got a whole dollar in tips :D
>>688300484
shit?
>>688300492
cmon mang, whats her name?
>>688300578
right? whats it from anyways?
>>688300770
yup! its not so bad in the upper levels where the rich folk are, but i usually work at the lowest level...where all the 49'er ruffians tend to be, you know the crowd
>i am so sorry
pls hlp
also claiming
I'm going to bed you seriously just convinced my i wasn't actually myself for a second.
>>688301398
So lewd. This is how zu lost these in the first place.
>>688301406
You shot his guards remember?
>>688301406
Hey there koko, welcome back. Where've you been? Doing well?
>>688301398
not today
>>688301103
hey
>>688301525
Okay, good night, Mai.
Hope you'll be here in the morning aswell.
>>688301103
Best body.
>>688301317
Ahoy.
>>688301406
im being straight up koko
>>688300995
everyone loves the screaming internally stuff. and its the perfect scene for it.
>>688301406
from nyarko-san another crawling chaos
I didnt see the new thread until a bit ago
>>688301398
Hehe, alright. Just say please one more time little kitty~
>>688301111
Please check
>>688301530
Zu still have my panties!
>>688301593
One of these days!
>>688301742
Pretty please with ice cream on top?
>Nyaaa?~
>>688301784
What is this guy called so I can find more?
>>688301953
Well i'm certainly giving them back.
Finders keepers, as it goes.
>>688301617
How are you doing? Doing anything right now?
>>688301725
Hey nyarko, doing okay?
>>688301953
Here's you're reward~
>Better look quick, I'm not keeping it up
>>688301111
Checked
Claim this
>>688300995
thats perfect! i mean that sucks for them, but their misfortune is your story, somehow make that into like "i come from a long line of people getting fucked up by fish meat" or something, make it mysterious
>that gif
i feel like shes just screaming to scream, i dunno the context but it makes me giggle
>>688301561
oh yeah i did! although in my defense, that other guy was a dick and had it comin, i dindu nuffin
>>688301593
heya! i've been around, doin stuff with various things, you know how it goes haha, how have you been?
>>688301617
o shit
>>688301684
i think we should all be a bit straight up koko, would probably benefit me alot
>>688301725
ooohhh i see, sounds like a cute one haha
>>688302211
Blue
stripped
Dubbs
>Saved.
>Mizore.
Mine
1 versus 1 me on overwatch, faggots.
>>688302272
yeah probably
>>688300997
>
>>688301317
I got up at 6 am you lazy shit. I showered, went shopping, shopped some more requests and cleaned up. What did you do you lazy nigger? Nothing that's what. And you can continue doing nothing together with me on OW later
>>688301725
It's a pretty great scene. The whole plot of OniAi is just so silly. Pretty catch too
https://youtu.be/3SaJpJC7elI
>>688302272
>i come from a long line of people getting fucked up by fish
Fucking kek'd
If you put it like that it's pretty great indeed
>i feel like shes just screaming to scream
She's screaming to break up a conversation and to get noticed. Gif related is from the same scene and it's how they shut her up. I love OniAi, the entire series is just so silly you can't take anything seriously
>>688302149
Then I will take your- oh wait you art wearing any.
>>688302211
is this irl anime?
>>688302492
and if it doesn't work you just fukin shootem
>>688301111
Checked
Non lifting kid claim
>>688302177
the usual. nothing happening. not doing sleep schedule yet. how about you?
>>688302272
it is, most of what i watch is cute or shitty romance comedy weird idk.
>>688302551
is this like a song or something? wtf haha
There's already one of these threads up.
>>688280080
>>688280080
>>688280080
>>688302490
>overwatch
Gay
>>688302358
You saw nothing.
>>688302383
I need to make my own of that picture because the spray paint and box outline are getting to me...
>Was it worth the teasing?
>>688302610
I don't see anything there, what ever are you on about?
Nigga did I just miss a irl panty shot. God damnit I just HAD to be afk didn't I
>>688302490
1v1 me Tf2
Last mobile claim, I gotta do stuff the last hour here at work so whenever I get home I'll talk to everybody, see you guys in a bit
Claimed
>>688302673
take that back, didnt know what it was. sorry, sounds mean the way i put wtf haha.
>>688302610
no that does not go over well
>>688301784
Idk why but I lost it to this. I was crying I was laughing so hard and fell off the couch
>>688301406
Your manager sounds like a real cunt. What's so hard about having a supportive or constructive workplace? Kek, I'm sure half the workers already don't want to be there and her cunty attitude isn't helping. Jesus Christ was it the cunt convention today? Nah it's all good, I'd want to vent too. Ayy, not that much but ayyyy it's something.
>>688302764
Nope. There was nothing of the sort.
>>688302673
It's an OST. background music from the anime
>>688302490
>>688302679
>>688302791
>
fite me fgts
>>688302764
I screenshotted in my mind but 4chin doesn't support those kinds of files yet
>>688302822
cya Mugen
>>688302833
Is this Ausfag Rory or Straya Rory?
>>688302691
I forgive all the teasing.
>It was worth it.
>Hugs~
>>688302590
You don't know that. These things change with time, maybe.
Don't you just fucking love the short moment of time right before you hit the rough concrete underneat you and you realize your skin is about to be ripped up in small amounts by tiny tiny pebbles. i fucking love that
>jenny claim
>internet still fucked
>>688303105
i tend to really like background musics for animes. especially one from nyarko san, no clue what its called tho. and if i came across mean sorry, wouldn't want to anger you again
>milk
>>688303058
read the filename
>>688303105
We the same nignog.
>>688303200
This is why you WEAR GOD DAMN PROPER GEAR YOU FUCKING SQUID
>>688303105
Kill yourself, drama shit.
>>688303248
what the fuck is this?
>>688303129
>Hugs~
Now I expect you to return the favor with the cat keyholes~
>Teasing will be welcome
>>688303200
I actually knicked my shoe coming off the freeway into a 180 degree turn going about 30mph above limit. I guess my leans have gotten better.
>>688303296
>Squidding
>Ever
ishygddt
>>688303248
Shooped.
faggot<
>>688303296
i was just walking home with groceries. i wasn't running or riding a bike or anything
>jenny
power outages
>>688302272
ah, alright then.
Anyway Sanae will be back with us in a week I believe.
I'm doing okay.
>>688302551
This sounds good. Uncle watching tv right now and grandma doing stuff.
I really want to play.
>>688302673
Just woke up, fasting for ramadan for another 8 hours.
>>688302691
save everything and saved it too to shame you later
>>688302833
hey chef
>>688302822
See you, Mugen.
>>688302764
I'll show you later.
>>688302551
>do it just to shut her up
i mean, if a girl did that to me i would have the exact same reaction haha
>>688302673
i kinda like those cute ones, not like something to watch as a series but i definitely enjoy the clips, makes me feel good haha
>>688302691
maybe i was just seeing th-HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>>688302764
kek yeah you did, it was pretty gucci 2
>>688302889
well eventually yeah, but initially it solves all your problems instantly amirite?
>>688303042
she was, they both were kek there was also this really spooky black cook that was nice, but he just had a habit of being RIGHT FUCKIN THERE when i turned around haha, and yeah a dollar is actually more then i usually make in tips, but its whatever
>>688303543
no youre not
>>688302177
Just sitting here.
Just played some Doom, might edit a video or two now. Not much really. Just missing someone.
>>688302272
Yeah?
>>688303528
>>688302691
saw everything*
>>688303146
>Maybe
So you arent!
>>688303432
It may take longer to get. I still have to move, and now the time was moved back.
>Still want the black cat?
>Closer hugs~
>>688303613
>>688303613
Hm, sounds nice. What're you editing the videos for?
Missing ruri?
>>688303528
well goodmorning, its 2:08 am here, what timezone are you in? :|
>>688303543
i like cute clips as well, its always good to see something cute! except usually ill try and watch a bit of the anime instead of just clips because ill try and find the clips in the anime
>>688303655
Seppuku?
>>688303432
Whenever I see people wearing nothing but a tshirt and shorts on, even if they have a helmet, triggers the fuck out of me. I don't even ride, just have friends who do and ohhh my god the lack of self preservation bothers me to no end.
>>688303526
Oh. The way you worded it made it sound as if you were on a bike.
>>688303432
>shooped
Naw my dude
>>688303528
I'm rubbing my hands together devilishly right now, luv u karen
>>688303528
oh really? i missed the thread where he left, i knew it was gonna be for about a month or so but why did he leave? and thats good to hear! how was your day today?
>>688303596
cmmaaannnnn, when have i ever been wrong to you?
>>688303613
im seein all these new pics, i dig
>>688303200
Time slows down just enough for you to realize you're about to be in pain. 10/10 defense mechanism
>>688303230
I loved this one even though I never saw the animu
https://youtu.be/Ze8xBUk-2qU
>>688303254
If I remember correctly one Roryfag was from Austria and the other from Australia, which seriously confused me at first
>>688303528
>not being able to use internet when someone is on the phone
Is it 1990 where you are? Fuck man I hope the new gov fags fix that shitty net of yours
>>688303543
You should watch the anime if you like that kind of humor.
>if a girl did that to me i would have the exact same reaction
Kek that's pretty beta man
>>688303655
I don't get a kys? What the fuck Syndra
>>688303903
this time?
>>688303688
I admit nothing.
>>688303840
Seppuku.
>>688303970
No, you will do that on your own.
>>688301111
NONE OF YOU CHECKED MY QUADS! I even posted a 2d image
>>688303851
>the way you worded made it sound like you were on a bik
>implying i'm fit enough to even fit on a bike
>>688303970
things get way more painful when you know you're about to be in pain.
>jenny
>>688303528
Rood.
>>688303543
Wait? Why wait?
>>688303688
>Black cat pls~
>Don't forget the tail~
Which reminds me of the conversation me and Kyoko had this morning which I'm SURE you would've loved to be a part of.
>>688303851
I wear most gear, but I still need to get proper pants and boots. I'm just using jeans and above ankle steel toed boots for now.
Totally shooped.
>>688303789
What I edit the videos for?
Myself mostly, I like the feeling of watching it back and thinking that I made it. I'm not that creative when it comes to say, drawing, but I'm pretty creative when it comes to editing, it's just something I like to do.
>Missing Ruri.
Yep. Haven't talked in a couple days.
>>688303903
Thanks dude.
>>688303970
"sons of bitches sons of bitches!"
watch the anime, nyarko was the only anime i watched OP every time and didn't skip it.
>>688304083
Claiming the kid on skateboard
>>688303903
Hm yeah. He seems to be in a bad state, worried about him. He pops in from time to time without any pictures and maybe some pictures he worked on but not much besides that. He seems to be sick.
He won't tell us why he left, so I'm respecting it and not pushing him any further.
My day started about half an hour ago. Fasting for Ramadan. Have another eight hours to go and I'm already thirsty despite drinking a liter of water right before I slept.
>>688304083
ay that's the risk of posting
also gonna edit Karen reactions in there kek
>>688303791
12:15 PM, I think it's UTC +3 or +2
>>688303851
No problem nig
ralph pootawn claimed
>>688303994
You admit cuteness and pantylessness.
>I'm OK with both.
>>688304083
Kitty cat needs a tail.
>it's not the kind you just attach to clothing~
>What kind of conversation?
It's 5am, sleepy.
>>688304083
Honestly I can accept jeans as long as they're good enough quality, Wranglers or something similarly tough, and decent workboots are usually fine, but if people riding around with no jacket and no gloves UGH. When I do eventually start to ride, I'm gonna get one of those neat airbag bests to compliment a jacket. I always hear people bitch about how expensive good gear is but it's like, nigga do you want to spend $1500 total on a really nice set of protective equipment or fucking $600,000 on medical bills and/or funeral costs lmao
>>688304028
Sep-flop
>>688304349
Vagina visible because girl is stretching claimed
>>688304425
are you gonna plug her bum bum?
>>688304304
you slept in a lot if you just woke up.
speaking of sleep, im going to sleep.
>>688304582
Good night nyarko
>Karen
>>688303791
>always good to see something cute
yup! and im kinda the same, but if i investigate its only to find the context of the clip and then i kinda don't investigate further haha
>>688303851
>the lack of self preservation
ok mom
>>688303970
ill give it a try!
>that's pretty beta man
tru, but if i was just talking and some random girl put my hand on her chest it would be awkward as fuck i feel
>>688303984
ok, name ONE other time
>>688304083
i feel like i remember something...something....leeewwwddd
>>688304195
nptbqhfampai
>>688301111
Checked and claim vitilligo nigger
>>688303543
>spooky black cook
Making me laugh harder than it should. Wow, should come and see some of the restaurants I've visited. Seen people leave at least 20 dollars for tips. To be honest the place isn't even that good kek. Service is extremely slow.
>>688304304
I knew the risks
>Implying i don't like them
>>688304425
One that involved that EXACT kind of tail~
>And remotes to give to a someone~
>5AM and tired
Pls
>>688304502
Honestly, I was planning to get a full 1 or 2 piece track suit sometime in the future and call it a day.
>>688304656
You must be remembering things wrong~
>>688304713
Claimed
>>688304656
you said we were going to get ripped at the gym
>>688304425
Wah? I did no such thing!
Zuzuzuzuzuzu
>>688304195
that sounds nice. How're you finding doom? Compared to the earlier games I mean. A few of my friends are saying it's bad.
>>688304754
Great, you won't mind everything I'm going to do then.
>>688304801
spike?
>>688304304
oh shit for real? i didn't know that, tell him i said i hope he feels better next time you catch him! and fasting for ramadan eh? your not even alowed to drink water?
>>688304552
nice claim
>>688304559
oooooo they're gonna do...."it"
>>688304582
goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>688304754
But for real post it again my dude (^:
>>688304304
>12:15 PM
oh look, we are in the same timezone.
>>688304542
Floppuku.
>>688304868
I can do it too.
>>688304894
Info claimed
>>688305011
Indeed
>>688304559
I'll plug yours.
>Gently~
>>688304754
Do you want that remote?
>I didn't see any tail like that. The cat tail doesn't have any features.
>I'm going to become the meme masheen, plz no
>Nice ass~
>>688304868
I saw for myself!Zuzuzuzuzu
>>688304926
I should have been more specific.
I've been playing Brutal Doom, it's a mod. I don't have the Doom reboot, because I don't have a PS4 or Xbone, or a decent enough PC that could play at normal framerates. Looking to upgrade soon though.
>>688305025
Upside down is fun.
>>688305072
Eh? How? Spy!
Not fair. At least make it a two way street.
Something something words shitpost
>>688305163
Tard sex claimed
>>688305222
hey spike
Chino - Claimed
>>688304990
Next thread
>>688305011
>implying this wasn't how I planned it
>implying that jew banana was an imageswap
Where do you live though?
>>688305072
No thanks my bum bum is accident proof.
I know how to use the potty
That's what you mean right?
>>688304939
yeah no water even. Its beneficial to sleep during the day and wake up in the afternoon to do away with most of the fasting but I haven't been able to sleep well recently, I'll pass on your regards to Sanae, he would appreciate it.
Also, the brazilian Karen is posting again. Under the avatar Yuiko.
>>688305191
>Karen's failure of a memory strikes again.
yeah I remember now you told me before. What's your current pc like? Desktop?
at least you can work with a desktop, yes? I can't buy anything besides a laptop because I'm moving around.
Morning everyone!
I found a gold thread while looking for the waifu thread in catalogue
>>688299637
Look at all those newfags
>>688305201
Oh shit help.
>>1234567890
Night guys! 530 am here. Last shitpost of the night is 8=Dcopter my 2nd favorite image. I'll have laptop tomorrow so wider image selection!
>>688304725
kek, pretty much all the cooks there are black and boisterous southern sounding dudes
>20 dollars in tips
hooooweee! thems are fancy eateries! i actually got a good amount of tips my one time working as a barback for the more rich folk during a beyonce concert, pretty chill night aside from some drunk bitch calling me a pussy cus i wouldn't take shots with her in front of my boss, in front of cops (im underage), AND after we stopped serving haha, she was cute tho
>>688304754
no no, i remember all lewds, and im definitely getting a strong lewd vibe from this general area. As you know i must hunt down all the hidden lewds for my Fuhrer
>>688304803
THATS A WORK IN PROGRESS and who said i was wrong? so far i got a whole half pound of muscle gained, thats like two quarter pounders worth bb
>>688304926
#yolo
>Make the shoops tasteful at least
>>688304990
Gunna have to bug Karen, Kyoko, Maki, or Mizore it seems!
>>688305072
I was more thinking of letting you have it~
>Twas only a thought
>You really need to get that steam working
>The loads of ideas I could tell you
>I'm also sure you're would be better~
>>688305360
Jesus christ how horrifying.
Also, morning Chara.
>>688305201
Oh so you want to see my panties? Zuzuzu
>
Now show me yours~
>>688305314
No, we're talking about putting thing IN your bum bum.
Why are these threads not on /a/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOb12RE_gaA
>>688305503
Good morning Makoto!
I just woke up and see a pettition to "cure" 4chan.
I'm so laughing at this right now
>>688305561
Not everyone has a anime waifu and /a/ doesn't allow it
>>688305360
Hey.
>>688305472
Night dude, sleep well.
>>688305503
I do nothing lewd though
>>688305543
but that's lewd
>>688305068
So, are you doing it or no?
>>688305314
Im not giving you any more information.
>>688305614
Furry
In other news, I finally got my Iron Giant play on Overwatch, shit felt real gud.
>>688305503
I am OK with that thought.
>Love that thought actually.
>I need WiFi like now.
>I would love to hear your ideas~
>>688305495
still dont think youre right
>>688305561
Their proper home should be /trash/.
:^)
>>688305631
Morning Karen
>Chara
Chris Griffin puking claimed
>>688305222
spike's shitposting is best shitposting
>jenny
>>688305395
Uh oh, the upside down police! Quick, get upright!
>>688305543
I feel like i'm being tricked.
>Zuzuzu
>>688305631
No its not. It's for science!
>Trust me, I'm a sexy doctor.
>>688305222
>checked
nice entrance spikeman
>>688305268
>tfw even tards can one up you in the sex category
damn, how long does it last? 8 hours? adding water to the mix just sounds like its really hard haha, how come your doing it?
>brazilian karen
i honestly could never keep track of that haha
>>688305682
Superman?
>>688305663
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>688305786
Now behind the panties...
>For science~
>Zuzuzuzu
>>688305824
SUPERMAN
>>688305314
Laptop.
I have a desktop but it's literal nigger tier.
Laptop is way more powerful, it can actually play games. i5 and an 820m.
Plays Skyrim and Just Cause 2 fine, even with a lot of shit going down on the screen
But yeah, editing videos on it kinda sucks, because of the small screen I can only really see 2 timelines on Vegas at once, and still being able to see the video. Gets the job done though.
>>688305663
You first.
>>688305786
AHHHH
>
>>688305495
I think You might be a tad bit off point, the lewds are that way!
>>>/d/
>>688305630
The summer just seems to be getting stronger to be honest. It'll be in full swing soon enough!
>>688305631
Then I guess I'm safe.
>>688305707
>That doesn't mean I won't have one as well though~
I'm sure you would~
it's not like i am obsessed with her or anything
>>688305863
i agree, science would benefit greatly from this knowledge
>>688305708
Ill show you! im gonna get big and strong and then we'll see who the bully is
>>688306002
nah nah nah, im not talkin about any old lewds, im talkin prime, OC lewds
>>688305863
>Fairly unpopular waifu
This is as close as i got, i think?
Not sure what behind the panties meant.
...Or maybe i do.
>>688305926
Uh oh. RIP
>>688306002
Oh ywah, Summer is coming and so are the summerfags.
I always forget that
>>688305630
Chaara!<3222
This isn't the trap thread,lad
Go back and have some fun there
>>688306096
>>688306096
>>688306096
image uploaded way earlier than I thought it would
>>688306168
this
fuck off chara