Went outside to close the car windows.
Found dat boi sitting on my stairs.
Trips decides what I do with him.
Moon expedition.
Chop him in half with a meat cleaver
>>688289263
Inject shrooms ... Find unicycle ... And go on an adventure?
Grind him up in a meat grinder
>>688289263
Beat him to death with your dick.
4chan space program
Make him a really tiny unicycle.
Lick it
>>688290632
Agreed x2 on that one
>>688289990
>>688290554
>>688290605
This
>>688289263
Send that fucker to space.
Put it in boiling water.
Make him an oltar and worship him as your king. Give him berries and wine. Hedon-frogger
Send it to space
>>688289263
SWALLOW IT WHOLE AND ALIVE
>>688290886
REROLL
SPACE PROGRAM
>>688289263
jizz in it's eye
Light him on fire
>>688290644
And teach him how to ride it
>>688289263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQGghTFlso
>>688291040
Rerollin
SPACEEE
>>688289263
Cum on him, duct tape to your neighbor's door, ring the bell and knock loudly, hide. Take vid/pics from a hiding spot and post in this thread.
Use it like a fleshlight while it's alive.
>>688289263
Deepfry, sitck in anus.
microwave
>>688289263
SWALLOW IT WHOLE
>>688291131
Reroll
>>688290998
OMFG PLZ ^ So close
CAS pilot PROGRAM, RC Plane + le frog
Release him. Dat boi did nothing to you.
tell him he's a good frog and gently return him to the wilderness :)
Send it to mars
>>688289263
Drag him around your local water hole until someone shoots you dead.
Oh shit waddup?
EAT IT
Stomp it out
Post to France
>>688291130
Rerolling, this is genius
give it to the nearest cat/dog/snapping turtle you find.
>>688291130
Reroll
>>688291131
Once more
>>688291110
roll
Keep him as pet
Make it suck your dick and post results.
>>688291238
+1 RIPEDIE PIPE Boy
Fuck this guy
>New Airline Pilot
TWITCH TV / DESANEX
>>688289263
Eat him
Did someone say space program
Throw it against a wall
111-555 Flush down toilet
666-000 Pour gasoline and light on fire
>>688291130
Roll
tea and petting and then release him to meme world
>>688289263
Set dat boi free, then drink bleach
TEAR LEGS OFF
>>688289263
Frog legs.
Space. Program.
>>688291130
Rawlin
Make a Nutriblast
>>688291189
reroll
TO SPACE WITH THAT LITTLE NIGGER!
Hang the nigger
Give him a nice snack and tell him a story.
Put in Microwave
Eat him topped with your favorite condiment
Bite his head off
>>688291550
Moralfag rolling
Release dat boii
cherish it.
>>688291654
Reroll
MICROWAVE BABY
>>688289263
SPACE MISSION
>>688291130
Rerollin
>>688289263
Name it Todd, and leave it alone.
>>688289263
give him a unicycle
Eat him
>>688291723
reroll
Space program is the only answer, we need more research
MICROWAVE IT
>>688291567
Rell
Have sexual intercourse with it, stick your dick up his anus has far as you can while it goes "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Space motha fucka
Kebab Frog
Fuck it till it dies
Space mission
Rollin for space adventure.
>>688289263
dat nigger b baal storm god wish him good luck and have it returned to you
>>688291636
Roll
>>688291767
And again
into your pooper? is that not the TO GO option?
keep it inside your shithole for 3 days.
Nail his foot to the wall
MICROWAVE THAT BITCH
>>688291772
This
sharpie in pooper
>>688291209
REROLL
Buy him a lottery ticket, get him a treat with your good luck winnings.
Lather in mayonnaise and lick it all off
>>688291950
Roll
SPACE MUST HAPPEN!
>>688291911
>bush did it
also my favorite gun
Gasoline and fire
Microwave it.
Do a Mario style jump on the frog whilst yelling waahoo as loud as you can
>>688291772
roll for this
>>688291844
No, USA cant go to space, unreasonable for OP to go to China
Let him go.
Call him Kermit and send him to a mission in space
CRUCIFY AND LIGHT ON FIRE
>>688292012
That was a good year.
cook him on the stove
Find an old box of instant oatmeal / snack cakes / whatever - anything he'll fit in. Tape up the box real good, drive to Walmart, put it on the shelf.
Send him to the moon
>>688292135
Reroll this shit nigga
come on op do it for the future of space engineering!!!
>>688292190
ROLL
Give it head
Support it until it lives a happy and fulfilled life.
Find a mini unicycle and make him ride it.
Send to space
feed it to dog or eat it your self, live video on twitch...nb4 meh... i dun have twitch.... MAKE ONE!!!
Sharpie in its pooper.
Send the fucker to the moon.
space program!!!!!
>>688292135
I will roll till I die
rolling for space
Feed it its own ass
Set it free.
Space.
STICK IT FAR UP UR ASSHOLE
Put it in the toilet, shit on dat boi.
Flush.
>>688289263
Stick it up your ass and post the video
>>688292135
I need this pls
force feed it wd40 make sure it gets enough to last a week and put it in microwave
Space
I don't know? Keep him as a pet or throw it into someone's car
cut off its legs while its still alive and then put it in a tub of water and record it.
Inject your own cum is his eyes
>>688289263
check the trips
let him go
>>688292399
>>688292373
Rerolling for this.
>>688289263
>Went outside
Good one.
>>688292519
this
microwave it
>>688292299
roll
GO TO SPACE
>>688292135
Rolling for my tears
>>688292339
REROLL
ODDS SPACE adventure
EVEN DO REROLL
Decapitation is the answer. After that do space program with head taped to ass with your cum in between
>>688291913
>>688292270
dubs! it's coming
>>688292399
>reroll
>>688292373
Roll
To the moon i say
MICROWAVE IT NOW
Worship it as a living god for the rest of your life
Microwave
>>688292502
rolling
Keep it and give it a long and happy life until it dies from old age.
>>688291530
A tea party does sound like a fun idea!
>>688292135
CAN WE JUST ROLL AND COOK THIS NIGGER
>>688289263
Officially marry it!
>>688292633
reroll
Deep sea diving
superglue it to a stopsign
>>688292665
Reroll
microwave it dude
Beat it with your dick then shit on it, take pic, caption pic "o shit waddup"
>>688292644
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>roll
>>688292665
Daum so close
Throw it at some chick
>>688292665
YOU FUCKING FAILED US!
>>688289263
Go to the pet store and get all the things nessecary to care for your new pet froggo. Love it and care for it until it's natural demise.
>>688292665
Make sushi out of it
>>688292502
Rerolling for this guy
Send to the moon
Space program
MICROWAVE
microwave it and record it
>>688292887
FAILED AGAIN.
>>688289263
eat it raw
Cover it in lighter fluid and set it alight
shit on it and stick it in freezer, mail it to arizona to random address.
>>688292502
fucking rell
>>688292887
Again daum
boil it
>>688292882
Roll
>>688292846
Roll, save that little nigga
microwave and upload webm
>>688292887
>>688292665
GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK!
MICROWAVE THAT NIGGER
>>688292797
rerolando
Post video of you licking it for at least 10sec
>>688292665
>>688292887
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Put it between two peices of bread and then eat the day boi sandwich
>>688293000
TRIPSSSS REEEEK
I still have Gaius Julius Caeser in my room from yesterday, I bought some balloons I just need to go get some Helium and I should be good for later on today
>>688293000
winrar
>>688293000
WINRAR
>>688293000
Winrar
>>688293000
CHECKED
>>688293000
WINNER
BEGINNING LAUCHING SEQUENCE
>>688293000
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>688293000
Winrar
>>688292929
29 TRIPS
>>688293000
WINNAR!!!!!
>>688289263
this is the 3rd thread like this i've seen in the past few days, i guess /b/ is actually trying to kill pepe now that the normies culturally appropriated him and turned him into dat boi
Trips god does not want microwave. Roll for >>688292637
>>688293000
VICTORY!
>>688292287
roll
>>688293111
DOUBLE WINNER
>>688293000
ayyy space program always find his way out
>kek
>>688293000
IT'S TIME
>>688292681
reroll
>>688293000
Rarrrrrrrrrrr
FREEDOM
>>688293000
WINRAR
Light it in fire and see if frogs can melt steel beams, while in the microwave
Lick it 10 times
>>688292452
REROLL
>>688293000
Win
>>688293105
>>688293111
FUckin kek
Give him back that unicycle and say oh shit waddup
>>688293000
If I get dubs then reroll.
Keep as pet
Take your blender to a cafe, plug it in. Insert frog in blender while humming a happy tune.
>>688293111
Beautiful digits my man
reroll from 000
>>688293000
Comrade!!
microwave it
>>688292934
reroll
>>688293000
>>688293111
SPAAACE TIME
one small step for man
one giant leap for dat boi
All these almost-almost-gets make me sick. Enough /b/ for today, also I'm going for an hero cause girls say I look creepy, I'm also a virgin because of that xD
op will not deliver it give up guys
>>688292763
mfw roll
Just set it free you fucking asshole
>inb4 hur dur normie, muh mental problems
>>688293303
yes
OP here.
Dat Boi and I are having a tea party.
He's actually really nice in person.
Next trips decides if I'm a faggot.
Cigarette in mouth, Send him to space.
>>688293453
Chug a gallon of bleach already.
>>688293453
>le xD
kys
>>688293453
stream link plz
OP is a faggot who won't update
>>688293530
you are for not delivering, but have fun at your tea party
>>688292717
Kek. This nigga
>>688289263
You must lick him and take a picture of it.
Space program is cancelled
>>688293735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vP9gQV2vw
DON'T WORRY MORAL FAGS, HE WILL LIVE!
Houston, we have a problem.
OP is a faggot, and is not delivering our astronaut.
if this ends in 666, show your dick
shit op! you always gotta be a huge faggot!
>that's why we can't have nice things
because of you Op! people are waiting to see the launch.. and you can't delivery? think about all those kids waiting to see their first space launch.. You have no heart op.. you're not just human..
>>688293890
Faggot
>>688289263
Stick your dick in it and post proof.
>>688293890
Faggot
>>688293899
Hey he got dubs so.
>>688293890
You're a faggot.
>>688293111
Hey gents
Gauis Julius Caesar and I are back, just have to buy some helium today and I'll prepare his last rites before he sacrifices himself for the /b/.A.S.E.D.
>>688293587
>kys
fucking newfag
>>688293890
faggot!
>also faggot!
>>688294128
godspeed anon
>>688294128
INITIATING LAUCH SEQUENCE
we can't have nice things because anon is a faggot that replies and rolls like there's no tomorrow to everything, it's just not fun.
>>688294128
oooh shit
>>688294238
Webm w/ timestamp or gtfo
>>688294354
I'm not OP, you fucking fag.
>>688294431
I'm actually not OP either
I just made a thread yesterday
>>688294128
op I'm the guy who unlock the trips for this mission..
>give that boi a bj and some kush
>>688294148
>newfag callin others newfag
>>688294431
>>688294354
fucking idiots.
>>688290399
kys
>>688294584
bitch, I'm here from early 2007, I don't give a fuck about what anyone says in this shithole.
>>688294584
>newfags calling each other newfags
okay rolling for /b/.A.S.E.D.
>>688294542
Again homie I'm not OP
Do nothing, let Dat Boi roll away peacefully on dad unicycle.
OP IS NOT AN FAGOT>>688289263
I promise you fags within these two weeks, I will use my advance propulsion systems to further our amphibian space exploration. But, for now, the propulsion systems need some tweaking.
>>688294795
shiiiiet
>>688291130
ROLLING
I tied a balloon to his leg, but it's two months old and not quite doing the trick.
Also, Dat Boi messed up the tea party!
#pissed
Pour salt on it's back and film it
>>688295040
STAY DETERMINED FOR /b/.A.S.E.D.
>>688295040
where is the goddamn TIMESTAMP!
>>688295040
Just post a YouTube video of you flushing him down the toilet
Put a firecracker in its ass
>>688295040
The balloons need helium you dumbshit
>>688289263
Viking funeral after you smash him with a rock after you smash him with a rock
OP cannot math.
>>688295432
after you smash him with a rock after you smash him win a rock
>>688291130
This better deliver
>>688295040
Put him in your pooper
>>688291130
This Delivur
>>688294777
nigger
>>688295704
If he's going to space he needs a hat and tinfoil armor faggot.
>>688295704
MAKES 1 SERVING!
>>688295811
The first guy didn't have one you fucking fool
So why should Gaius need one?
>>688293000
Winraaar
Space program confirmed.
>>688295974
MFW
>Protection from the suns rays
OP here.
I set Dat Boi free, because hurting animals is wrong.
Fuck all you guys who wanted to hurt him.
You're the faggots, not me.
/thread
>>688296194
Fake and gay
>>688296194
Rip space program. Op didn't deliver, as expected.
>>688296194
I love you
>no one
>>688296194
WHAT ABOUT THE SPACE PROGRAM! D:
>>688296194
You can't /thread yourself you stupid fuck.
