Comon you niggers REKT Thread
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Comon you niggers
REKT Thread
>>688270826
This is now a lifehax thread
>>688271034
Fuck its not
>>688271034
>response time is 30-40 minutes
sounds too quick
>>688270826
jesus could you imagine being Jackie Kennedy in this situation
>>688273128
This would be a great solution for feeding the homeless and controlling the pet population
I have more, but I'm too tired to post the rest. Have fun.
I can't believe people think you can die this way, you can't. It's water, it's not like you are hitting concrete, the only way you could die this way is if you didn't know how to swim,. Fucking retards
>>688273698
Hitting it from that high up is basically hitting concrete.
>>688273597
>huge fucking slab of rock out of nowhere
>>688271034
DON'T DO THIS THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY TO MY FUCKING HOUSE DUDE FUCK YOU
>>688273698
>What is water tension?
>>688273698
water tension nigga
>>688270826
he shot himself?
>>688273698
>>688272568
holy fucking shit... story??
>>688273698
You're a special type of retard, aren't you?
>>688273128
>>688273451
that ia going to be a nice soup anons. i can feel it
(alsow)
>mfw /b/ solves world hunger
>>688274236
Is this shit real
>>688273597
Holy fucking shit...
I actually yelled at my computer "Just kill him!"
How do you throw a hunk of concrete that big and that heavy and not kill him the first time?
That's fucked up...
>>688271034
what the fuck is this? i'm so curious right now shit is interesting
>>688273698
Once you get to a certain height , the water becomes almost as hard as concrete.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>688270826
if you look closely you can see that the jews did this.
>>688274497
I don't even
>>688274661
nice pasta faggot
>>688274661
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688274661
>>688274661
>>688274930
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
>>688274554
Height doesn't magically turn water into concrete,you speak of alchemy.
>>688273698
most people actually drown from breaking limbs and not being able to swim
>>688272244
Oddly satisfying.
>>688275172
Keke
>>688274661
>>688274930
>>688275152
i can cense the flyingspagetymonster...
but i cant see it
>>688273698
People don't get the joke on that gif. See the jumper actually lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSUs9iZv-g
>>688275486
fun fact in Hustler (or maybe Penthouse) our former first lady Jackie Kennedy's nudes were published.
>>688270826
Yooooo. Why did the side of his head blow off. Didn't he get shot in the back of the head.
>>688272346
did she fucking explode?
>>688275714
No way man, seriously?
Post'em please
>>688272346
HOLY. SHIT.
>>688274236
Poor guy just wanted a circumcision.
>>688275729
back and to the left
>>688271034
IM FREE!
more nigger and women getting beaten to death.
>>688276122
dubs now he must Post'em
>>688276035
that shit is so fake xD
>>688276573
bait or summerfag. can't tell tbh
>>688272568
>>688274265
China...thats all you need to know.
>>688276380
sorry but. no... no your not
>>688276573
It isn't fake you idiot.
>>688276964
>filename
>>688276573
> xD
> xD
>mfw it just adds a brow
>>688272409
>>688272346
source this shit up asap
>>688273128
Stupid chinks. God i would hate being asian.
>>688277147
And that's why you should always wear a helmet
>>688277295
it's the chinaman. they're fucking neanderthals dude. chinese people are goddamn savages
look
>>688272568
i just wish china would get blown out of existence
>>688276964
What did she think was going to happen?
>>688270826
1-800-call-fbi
>>688277567
Me Chinese me play trick, me put ajax on my dick
>>688276122
I don't have the nudes as I mentioned these were in a magazine in the dark ages BUT:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2811002/Pictured-nude-beach-photos-Jackie-O-caused-global-media-storm-1972-HUSBAND-Aristotle-Onassis-tipped-photographers-four-year-smear-campaign.html
>>688272244
:( Little pink toy car flipping down the road.....
>>688273698
Go back to school you hamster
>>688272765
I'd love to go out like that. Painless and brainless.
>>688275172
no but surface tension does give it a very high density at the pint of impact
>>688275768
A little bit
>>688274973
And this is what happens if you let your children listen to Nirvana
>>688278359
The only thing that can turn water into concrete
>pic related
>>688271034
They are coming to your house to kill you. That is how you leave the matrix. This is an assassination hotline.
>>688278592
kekerino
>>688271034
Trust me. Don't do it. I did.
>>688278655
I actually prefer Sakrete my dad used to work for them
>>688274481
FBI CRISIS HOTLINE.
>>688278253
>FILENAME
>>688278930
But is doesn't say "just add water" on the front
>>688272346
blood splatters the camera
>>688279262
>>688279343
MODS
O
D
S
>>688272244
>that pink bag
>>688278849
Do tell moar.
>>688274092
Just google the number its the FBI headquarters.
>>688274481
I googled the number; It's the FBI's phone number..
https://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2013/fbi-assists-boston-police-department-regarding-the-explosions-along-the-marathon-route-and-remains-on-scene
The first link that popped up. I'd recommend not following those directions lmao
>>688278849
the fuck is that shit
>>688279483
That's why you should never do steroids
>>688279678
is he kill?
>>688279491
Moar?
hes definitely kill
>>688271034
1-800-CALL-FBI
Lol nice bait!
>>688271034
doesnt this have something to do with the FBI or something?
>>688278045
fuuuuck if you didn't have a chute you would have so much time to think about your impending doom. I wonder what goes through the mind of someone during freefall who has a minute+ before a painless death. Regret? Accomplishments? Just sheer panic? Maybe denial or the attempt to maneuver into a position that you think you'll survive.
>>688277511
>Implying a helmet would stop a sniper round
>>688279678
How far down I wonder...
>>688280239
>Implying a helmet wouldn't deflect a sniper round
>>688272409
wholly fuck i wasnt excepting that!!!!
>>688272568
china.
>>688279829
Broke his leg or something.
>>688279678
the defeated look on the guy next to him. I wonder what they were upset about. The dude just looks on in astonishment as his friend or whatever just poofs.
>>688280467
You are such a fucking idiot it actually gives me a headache
>>688279678
lol @ his friend's reaction like "oh my god. Why am I even friends with you? You're such a dumbass!"
>>688273128
>>688280467
don't worry anon I still like you
>>688280239
>>688280467
>>688280749
Impact against flat surface vs. impact against a steep curvature. Ricochet is possible. Also depends what rounds they're shooting. Both of you quit fucking playing call of duty and take a fucking course in physics.
>>688277295
I'm Asian. I actually work with a charity organization to get these shit holes shut down. Not all of us agree with this.
>>688276536
That's a cool helmet, is there a name for that?
>>688279956
Sorry don't have anymore. Didn't even realize I still had that on my computer.
>>688273698
All these newfags taking the b8
>>688280873
cs looks so real now
>>688276288
Top fucking kek
>>688281017
>implying physics isn't bullshit
>>688280037
>they will try to discourage you from escaping the matrix
>>688277709
Well the fact that she's in a bikini shows you how delusional she is about her weight.
>>688274212
directly involved in the death of Marilyn Monroe,piece of shit nigga deserved to die. instant karma for the Kennedy scum
>>688276035
fucking insane amount of head tuna, then drowned in ur own blood. damn :|
>>688274905
nice copypasta image faggot
>>688281854
We really need to just kill those sandbagger fucks, with bombs
>>688279491
m--o--a--r--!!
>>688279678
>"God dammit, Tony. Why do you do this shit?"
>>688273597
filename.kek
>>688278253
Holy shit, I farted and it is making my eyes water. I might get sick
>>688274005
>>688274110
>>688274202
>>688274316
>>688274554
getting this baited.
wasnt even good bait.
>edgy faggots who have never been laid and never will
>>688282194
Pls
>>688282253
It was great bait, that shit is classic. I have had that in my /b/ folder for years, and it works like a charm every time .
Fuck you for not respecting the classics
>>688281646
>
>>688278349
you're already half way there cunt
>>688282477
>>688281646 (You)
>you are what you eat anon
>>688274092
>>688282919
It's Obama for ants
>>688274973
dat filename
>>688278592
Actually when my little brother was 16 he was a huge Nirvana fan (Back in 1994).
He had always been kind of depressed but there was nothing i could really do about it.
About a week after he heard Kurt's death he decided to take his own life aswell.
He >>688278592
Grabbed my dad's Mossberg and loaded a slug into it.
I was the one who walked in on his corpse, The slug had taken the top of his head off.
I still remember to this day reading the blood stained note next to my dead brother.
All the note said was "Ruth 1:16".
After i called the police i grabbed the bible from my parent's nightstand and looked it up,
"Where you go i go".
I have been drinking heavily for about 15 years now, That verse burned into my mind.
>>688270826
The zapruder film is so fucking stupid. the video fucks up like that coincidentally immediately before he gets shot? Bullshit. It was that old fucker you can see turned towards him, LOOKING AT THE CAMERA IN THE THUMBNAIL. The video distorts to conceal the shot.
>>688283400
Samefag here, Didn't mean for that post number in there
>>688283400
Your bother was a dick , you going to let a selfish prick like that ruin your life?
>>688283064
how did that shit even happen
>>688283442
Police brutality !
>>688283732
Magic, like all fire.
>>688274092
Did someone its too stupid to do something of 4chan?
You
>>688281854
Head Tuna
nigga srsly
>>688283814
Dundu just droped his new mix tape.
>>688283898
>Did someone its too stupid to do something of 4chan?
>>688283442
all those idiots fanning the flames, really good job guys
>>688283977
Mods Mods Mods!
>>688283705
Can't really help it bro, We were close and for him to do that was sudden because he wasn't too depressed
>>688283898
What the actual fuck did you just say?
>>688276035
>splitting headache.webm
>>688283133
Cats are fucking crazy
>>688283898
>Did someone its too stupid to do something of 4chan?
wtf?
>>688283442
Why the Hell does everyone hate the human torch?
>>688284199
>actual fuck
You ever hear someone say this who isn't retarded? I sure haven't.
OC, hooked myself fishing this morning
>>688284192
Everybody know Kurt Cobain was murdered by Courtney Love, there's even a million Dollar paper trail from her paying off the cops .Hell even their daughter says she murdered him
So I guess the jokes on your brother
>>688283400
Yeah, my dad went the same way. The verse he left was deuteronomy 25:11.
>>688284396
Because he's black now
>>688272700
it would blow your mind
>>688284497
A lot of people say that.
>>688277147
>that double kill
>>688280222
good thing they all had chutes
>>688283977
You sick bastard!
>>688284598
Kek
>>688284752
His dick, it broke. How did his dick broke?
>>688274092
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>688284758
And a lot of people are retarded.
>>688284758
>Implying
>>688272765
They shoot him again.
Niggers understand when your head blows open like that, another bullet isn't going to make any difference?
>>688284598
>deuteronomy 25:11
>11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
Holy kek
>>688284758
Who says that? Name one other person, don't give non-answers like
>A lot of people say that.
>>688270826
>>688275486
WHY ISNT HIS HEAD BLOWN APART LIKE IN OPS POST
>>688278045
fuck i remember hearing about this. i believe most, if not all, actually survived this.
>>688285126
Why is she garbing another mans junk?
A little bit more on topic.
>>688285281
Divorce isn't cheap in mexico
>>688285294
IKR? I was just looking at that pic like wtf. Censored edition? Hmmm...
>>688285371
For it is bare, and cold.
>>688285304
They all survived, the pilot of the plane that crashed was wearing a chute also, go figure
>>688270826
Anyone here have terrorist crime scenes from paris?
>>688285163
Hopefully a lesson learned
>>688285444
holy shit dude
>>688285499
there has to be an explanation for this
>>688272244
That lady lived.
>>688285163
Im gonna go out on a limb here and say she deserved it
>>688285444
cheked
>>688285583
I've seen them. Fucking messy!
>>688285294
Jackie super glued it back together
>>688285638
Recreation image? What's the source on the 2nd image? I doubt there was a photographer sitting in the middle of the street.
>>688282199
dude lol
>>688285780
I never get tired of this.
>>688273698
this is bait, right?
>>688285583
>shit
meant Crime scene pics**
>>688285674
Typical American Tourist, fucking retards think they can start a fight and actually win against them, it's sad
>>688285444
I have a few others, guise. But I don't like to be the only one contribootin'. At least post some asses. I'm an ass man.
>inb4 donkeys
>>688279491
the dogs face when he got a taste of the vag at the end
>>688281603
"Yo bro why did you stick this shit in my head"
>>688281493
ww1 era sniper mask
>>688285281
> kid gets his head run over
> totally fine
>lady gets legs run over
> no motion at all
what a pussy
>>688285265
Enough people to get it 7k likes on urban dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=What%20the%20actual%20fuck%3F
>>688273128
Shoulda been cats
>>688283133
fucking
what
>>688285666
Hail satan
>>688286165
>>688274005
>>688274110
>>688274202
>>688274316
>>688274554
Second day of summer. Looks like a new crop of newfags are growin on the chan.
>>688286165
Shoot her!, Shooot Heeeer!
>>688285780
that subtle middle finger though
>>688286513
Dude, the 7k likes are from the owners of the site bots trying to make Urban dictionary look relevant
>>688285583
I've got one, it's low quality, but you get the idea...
>>688286165
That one lion just chilling on his ledge like smh fam, wtf you clowns doing.
>>688286390
kek'd
>>688285780
>dat filename
>dat push
Topkek
>>688285562
thought so
>>688286555
>>688286892
Thanks anon
>>688277099
hahahahahahAH
nice dubs btw, almost trips
>>688286595
> the chan
>>688286832
Proof?
>>688287173
>>688286555
i'd like to know what happened to the driver, also nice trips
>>688287315
>Proof?
Has the urban dictionary ever been relevant? No?
Proven
>>688273698
Jumping from 250 feet/76m height over water is 95-98% fatal (apparently)
lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/jumping-high-building
>>688272409
I wonder how long he was stuck there and if they took the wall apart to free him or just amputated his foot right there on the spot? How long did he have to stand there balancing on one leg, the other leg crushed flat and stuck in a fucking wall?
I saw this vid on youtube many years ago, I've just never really put much thought into it, probably because it's very unpleasant.
>>688285444
That's a jaguar not a puma you dumbfuck
>>688286052
Lol wut
>>688287438
>>688287565
>>688286555
Damn, you think they would lay off the vodka in russia
>>688287798
>>688287743
That was a bunch of British guys starting a fight with an american tourists, they all got their asses beat. It was like 7 on 2
Another rekt thread? Not on my watch. I'm here to derail. Sick fucks
>>688283977
I am currently crying
>>688287962
That womans ass is disgusting
>>688287951
Last one since no one is contributing anymore.
>>688288053
eh, looks like sweat stains
>>688285444
>there are people out there who legitimately believe they could defend themselves against lions, tigers, pumas etc with their bare hands
>>688287951
Yo the guy that survived doesn't even fucking care kek
>>688287962
>Sick fucks
posts degenerate porn
>>688287954
Well of course they would. Didn't know that was the case. They don't honestly know how to fight there.
I'm taking over this thread you sick fucks
>>688288193
I could, if my bare hands were holding a elephant gun
>>688287438
that whiplash doe
>>688274973
Filename, jesus
>>688288210
why the doggo
>>688288407
Naaa bitch
>>688288407
>I'm taking over this thread you sick fucks
post porn,thinks we are the sick fucks
>>688284497
>someone who isn't retarded
>goes full retard
>>688273128
looks delicious
>>688280222
Wasted trips
>>688273128
I love gore threads... but this fucked me up.
